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Fine, fine, fine,
Fine, fine, fine,
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I can't believe it.
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They're making me
Work christmas.
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We're closing the pizza place.
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Why can't they just
Close the hospital?
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That place is always open.
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What is it, a denny's?
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This sucks.
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You know what,
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If it makes you feel any better,
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I'll give you your
Christmas gift early.
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Really? Yeah.
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Merry christmas.
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"I.O.U. A scarf."
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Come on, I'm broke.
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I'm getting my
Parents the same thing,
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But on nicer paper.
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And I'm getting you
One free physical.
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Yeah. Cough, dough boy.
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Hey, guys! Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Why are you so cheery?
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I'm in charge of the
Company christmas party.
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And that's good because...
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Because this time of
Year is about giving.
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And by throwing
The best party I can,
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They're gonna give me a
Christmas bonus fatter than santa.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
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Merry christmas.
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"I.O.U. An apology."
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Why?
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Save that for easter.
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Shoot!
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What's the matter?
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I was gonna hire little people
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To dress up as
Elves and be waiters,
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But they're all booked.
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It's their busy season.
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Yeah. Now and st. Patrick's day.
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Leprechauns.
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Stupid, stupid hospital.
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You know, I should be a rabbi.
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I bet they get christmas off.
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Pete, what do you
Want for christmas?
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Aw, nothing much. Just,
You know, some socks.
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Oh, and a meaningful
Relationship.
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Oh, and a career.
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Oh, let me get that.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thanks.
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I don't know
What'swrong with me.
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I'm just absolutely
Falling apart.
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Well, you're here now,
And you're safe with me.
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I ordered a large pizza to go.
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At least I think I
Ordered it here.
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It's under "Kaitlin."
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I'll check. Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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Do I know you?
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Your voice sounds very familiar.
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You're listening
To... Wjx-am 10-70.
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This is kaitlin rush
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Getting you through
The rush hour.
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You're the sky-copter lady.
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You're kaitlin rush.
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I listen to you all the time,
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And I don't even have a car.
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Oh, I love you.
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You saved my life
Last week. I did?
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Yeah. Remember when
That big tanker jack-knifed?
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I got scared, and
I started to panic,
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But you still got me to
My nail appointment on time.
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It was nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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This is so weird.
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I can't believe you're blond.
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You sound so brunette.
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Anyway, here's, uh,
Here's your pizza.
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Thanks. Thanks.
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Um, oh, my gosh.
I'm out of checks.
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I'll tell you what, why
Don't you come back later,
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And we'll settle up then?
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That is so sweet of you.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Good-bye.
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Keys. Keys.
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Believe me,
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I am usually so much
More together than this,
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But my personal assistant
Left me last month...
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Or I misplaced her.
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For christmas, I could
Use an army of elves
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To help me organize my life.
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They're all booked.
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I know someone
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Who would love to
Spend all day with you
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And help you get organized.
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Who? Me.
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You? Yeah, me.
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And I'm really good, too. Do you
Remember hands across america?
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You organized that?
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No, but I got a t-shirt from it,
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And the t-shirt's in my closet.
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And my closet... Very organized.
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Well, I could
Actually use some help
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Getting my christmas presents.
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Are you good at shopping?
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Are you kid... Are
You kidding me?
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Do you see
Everything I'm wearing?
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I bought them.
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I'm pete dunville.
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Kaitlin rush.
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Um... Here you go. Thank you.
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Great.
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Here you go.
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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Ok.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Hmm?
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Pete dunville...
Personal shopper.
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Pete dunville...
Major league horny.
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Ah, mr. Harrison. What
Do you need this time?
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I've got another lunch coming,
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And I'm not going
Anywhere until I get it.
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You're released. You're free.
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Why don't you go?
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All right.
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I want turkey, mashed
Potatoes, and pudding.
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And nothing should be
Touching anything else.
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I am not your waiter, ok?
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Now, do you need someone
To come pick you up?
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My daughter, who's a big lawyer,
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Is coming here to pick me up.
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Good.
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And she's gonna sue your ass
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If you don't get me lunch.
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Fine.
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He's as stupid as he is tall.
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Meat loaf, green beans, peaches.
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Take it or leave it.
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The green beans and
Meat loaf are touching.
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It's not what you
Think.They're just friends.
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And how goes the party-planning?
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Off my back, spanky!
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Aagh! I got the booze,
I got the caterers,
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But I don't have
The entertainment.
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Lose the caterer,
Double the booze,
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And the entertainment
Will take care of itself.
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No, no, no, no. You
Don't understand.
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Last year... Great party.
Guy got a huge bonus.
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2 years ago... Lousy party.
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Guy got hedge clippers.
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At least they gave
Him something useful.
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Yeah, because the boss
Made him his gardener.
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it's... ♪ 4 days
Till christmas ♪
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♪ and sharon's really screwed ♪
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♪ lost her cushy job,
Has to sell her car ♪
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♪ gonna be a gardener ♪
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♪ and berg has to
Work on christmas day ♪
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Hey, I was just kidding.
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Oh, that's a great idea...
The 12 days of christmas.
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I'll get the pipers piping
And the drummers drumming.
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What do you think?
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♪ gonna be a gardener ♪
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Merry christmas.
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Wow. A girl after
My own credit limit.
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Pete has such great ideas.
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Kaitlin rush.
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One sec.
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What a great day.
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We had so much fun, and
We talked about real things,
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Things that matter.
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Like what? I don't know.
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Has she ever been
Married? I don't know.
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Is she religious?
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I don't know.
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What's her favorite beer?
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Hefeweizen. Classy.
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That's what I'm saying.
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She's so different
Than girls our age.
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She's self-assured.
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She knows who she
Is and what she wants.
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She wants to be 25.
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Meow!
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Pete, possible change of plans.
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We may have to
Swing bythe tux shop.
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Ok. Why?
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Well, tomorrow night,
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I have these awful
Local media awards.
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I was supposed to go
With my program director,
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But he canceled on me.
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It's black tie, it's boring,
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And you just wanna
Eat a grenade.
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Sounds hideous.
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You wanna come? I'm there.
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You're wonderful.
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Well, it's wonderful
To do wonderful things
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For someone... So wonderful.
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I'll call you later.
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Here you go, sharon.
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Oh, thanks, berg.
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You're swell.
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Well, it's swell to
Do swellish things
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For someone so swell.
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Oh, pizza boy.
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Mr. Harrison, what
Are you doing here?
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Well, I asked at the hospital,
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And they told me
That you were here.
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And now, mr. Smart
Guy, guess what?
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You're my waiter.
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I don't know why you were
So down on the awards.
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It wasn't so bad.
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Ah, that's because
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You've never tried
Going without you before.
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't
Mind going without me
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As long as you were there.
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Yeah, um... I had a great time.
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Yeah. So did I.
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And I want to thank you.
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No, no. I want to thank you.
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Tonight was...
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Well, actually, the last
Couple of days have been...
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A whole new experience for me.
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You have such a great energy.
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I work out.
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So, are you enjoying the job?
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Well, the word around
The water cooler is
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I'm up for employee
Of the month.
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Am I still on the clock?
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No.
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Good. Because... I'm
Gonna do something
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That's very unlike me.
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Does it involve kissing me?
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That's the bulk of it.
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Pete, my life is a lot more
Complicated than you think.
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Are you married?
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Not anymore.
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Are you seeing someone?
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Not yet.
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Who's she?
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My lover.
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I'm just kidding you.
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She's my nanny.
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Hi.
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Hi, michael.
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And that would be..
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My son.
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Not kidding.
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Oh.
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Ok. It's coming along.
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I called cambridge high and
Got my 12 drummers drumming.
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I spoke to the ballet and
Got my 10 lords a-leaping.
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Wait. Where are you
Gonna get 4 calling birds,
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3 french hens, 2 turtle
Doves, and a partridge?
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10 pigeons off my ledge.
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Hey, mr. Man about town.
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How'd it go at the
Awards last night?
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I don't know if it's
Gonna work out
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With me and kaitlin.
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She lost, huh?
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No. No, no.
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She's got a 10-year-old son.
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I can barely maintain
A normal relationship.
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What do I know about
Dealing with kids?
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You lived with me freshman year.
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It's too complicated.
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I got enough things in my
Own life to worry about.
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You're right. There's
The pizza place
268
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,537
And, uh... Of course,
The lounging around.
269
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,939
Sharon: come on,
Berg, leave him alone.
270
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,408
He's making a
Responsible decision.
271
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,310
He wouldn't just
Be dating kaitlin.
272
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,845
He'd be dating her kid, too.
273
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,915
And speaking from a child
Whose mother dated a lot,
274
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,249
It's really hard.
275
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,850
Thank you, sharon.
276
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,253
Except I did get a
Lot of great gifts.
277
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,966
Especially from the oneswho
Thought I didn'tlike them.
278
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,535
Sharon. 2 ponies.
279
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,024
Sharon!
280
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,096
Hello.
281
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,597
Oh, hey, bob.
282
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,900
You do? How many?
283
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,646
Oh, ok. Just keep them there.
284
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,548
Oh, god. I just got a hot tip
285
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,539
On a family of pipers.
286
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,319
This is gonna be the
Best christmas ever.
287
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,709
Ching! Ching! Ching!
288
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,060
Here you go, mr. Harrison.
289
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,350
The usual...
290
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,096
A slice with everything,
Nothing touching.
291
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,160
Send it back twice. Still wrong.
292
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,157
The ginger ale's flat.
293
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:10,228
Yeah. Why do you come here
294
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,729
Because I want to.
295
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,665
And if you give me
Any more trouble,
296
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,410
I'm gonna call my grandson...
All-state wrestler.
297
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:19,237
He's gonna come down here
And kick your lanky butt.
298
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,083
Butt? In case you
Haven't noticed,
299
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,607
I don't have a butt.
300
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,458
Hi, pete.
301
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,215
Kaitlin.
302
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,661
Pete, berg, this is michael.
303
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,129
Hey, michael. Hi, michael.
304
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,164
You wanna play some pinball?
305
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,399
I need to talk to pete.
306
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,623
Sure.
307
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,025
What's up?
308
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,128
I just wanted to apologize
To you for last night.
309
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,197
I thought that was a
Really awkward way
310
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,365
For you to find out I had a son.
311
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,202
What, that? No, no.
I was embarrassed.
312
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,305
I have the same pajamas.
313
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,874
I would've told you earlier.
314
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,252
I just... I didn't think
Our relationship
315
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,044
Would get to
Where it did so soon.
316
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,391
Not really. It's ok.
317
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,683
So anyway, if you feel like it,
318
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,951
Give me a call sometime.
319
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,130
Ok.
320
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,388
Come on, michael.
321
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,167
We're going to mrs. Sealander's.
322
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,169
Hey, hey. He could stay
Here with us if he wants.
323
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,294
Oh. Oh, yeah. That'd be great.
324
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,361
Please, mom?
325
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,796
I don't know.
326
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,064
Please?
327
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,667
Pete, is it ok with you?
328
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,069
Sure, it is. Pete loves kids.
329
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,516
Ok then. Uh, if
There's any problems,
330
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,850
You've got my cell phone number.
331
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,153
I'll be back right
After rush hour.
332
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,255
Um, michael, act human.
333
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,379
Bye.
334
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,780
See ya.
335
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:42,086
So, what do you and
Pete wanna do first?
336
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,826
Well, I'm gonna go play pinball
337
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,106
While he leaves me alone.
338
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,074
I thought you wanted
To stay here with us.
339
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,175
You said it would be great.
340
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,766
That's only because
341
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:58,281
Mrs. Sealander's
Apartment smells like feet.
342
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,997
Oh, he doesn't like you at all.
343
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,376
Why in the world
Would you do this to me?
344
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,856
Because I can't
Let youlose kaitlin
345
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,624
Without at least
Giving it a chance.
346
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,691
But it's not...
No, no, no. Look.
347
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,926
If you get to know the kid,
348
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,194
Maybe you'll like him.
349
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,018
This machine sucks!
350
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,454
You should taste the pizza.
351
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,967
Daddy, could I please
Have one more ride?
352
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,213
Uh, it's getting dark.
353
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,404
Please.
354
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,672
Oh, all right.
355
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,886
How can I say no to that face?
356
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,876
Which one's yours?
357
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,311
Oh, this one right here.
358
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,757
Pete, did you see me?
359
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,992
I caught more air than you did.
360
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,182
You are the man. You
Totally out-aired me.
361
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,098
Pete! Just one more
Run.Just one more.
362
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,955
He's mine, too.
363
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,490
Please! Please!
364
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,425
Ok, ok. Ok. All right.
365
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,026
But listen, one more time.
366
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,473
Then I promised your mom
I'd get you home before dark.
367
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,897
All right! All right!
368
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:00,976
You're having a good
Time, aren't you, pete?
369
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,840
Maybe. Good.
370
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,803
I spoil the big one.
371
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,517
I wanna thank you for letting
Us use your farm to sled.
372
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,552
It's great.
373
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,708
Aw, no problem.
374
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,109
I do it every year
For the kids...
375
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,179
And the $7.00 I
Charge for parking.
376
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,785
Hey! The little one's
Heading for my cows!
377
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,886
Michael: aah!
378
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,468
Michael! Michael, watch out!
379
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,492
Bessie!
380
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,467
Does it hurt here?
381
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,468
Yeah.
382
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,203
Yeah? Ok.
383
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,316
How about here?
384
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,772
A little.
385
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,875
And here?
386
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,777
No.
387
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,691
All right. You're gonna be fine.
388
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,026
Just sit back and relax.
389
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,394
Pete, can I talk to you
390
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,396
In the front seat for a second?
391
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,253
Is he really going to be ok?
392
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,654
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
393
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,535
It looks like he has a
Couple of bruised ribs,
394
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,503
But we won't know anything
Else until we see the x-rays.
395
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,027
Poor little fella.
396
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,731
You did see the sign
Releasing me from all liability?
397
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,266
Michael: am I gonna die?
398
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,613
No. No.
399
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,004
You're gonna be fine.
You're a tough kid.
400
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,639
It's the cow that
We're worried about.
401
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,807
You knocked the
Butter right out of her.
402
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,677
Ow. Don't make me laugh.
403
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,144
I'm sorry. You're gonna be fine.
404
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,213
Right, buddy?
405
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,215
Listen, if it
Starts to feel bad,
406
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,850
I want you to
Squeeze my hand, ok?
407
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,263
We should probably call his mom.
408
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,720
God, you're right.
409
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,788
Pete?
410
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,056
What?
411
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,368
You're squeezing
A little too hard.
412
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,758
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
413
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,861
And traffic is bumper-to-bumper
414
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,662
On the worchester turnpike
415
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,542
Because of a 4-car
Fender bender.
416
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,077
So if you wanna make
It home by new year's,
417
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,567
Avoid the worchester pike.
418
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,269
Ok, phil, back to you.
419
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,840
Kaitlin rush.
420
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,709
Hi, kaitlin. It's pete.
421
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,443
Hey. Is everything ok?
422
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,780
Oh, yeah. Fine, fine, fine.
423
00:16:55,815 --> 00:17:00,151
Listen, um, first thing...
Michael is fine, ok?
424
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,319
We went sledding, and
We had a little accident.
425
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,754
Mom? I hit a cow.
426
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,056
Kaitlin: what?!
427
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,524
Don't worry. The cow's insured.
428
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,160
Oh, my god. Where
Are you taking him?
429
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,596
Boston memorial.
430
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,498
Listen, traffic is really
Backed up out there.
431
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,999
Which way should I go?
432
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,581
Damn. I'm about to
Get back on the air.
433
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,139
Listen, whatever
I say on the radio,
434
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,308
Do the opposite. Got it?
435
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,009
Do the opposite. Got it.
436
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,079
Ok. This is kaitlin rush
437
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,314
Getting you through
The rush hour.
438
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,516
Let's hand it to
Those state police
439
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,119
For their miraculously
Fast cleanup
440
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,399
Of that 4-car
Worchester pike pileup.
441
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,390
Way to go, guys.
442
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,626
Everyone should go that way,
443
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,661
Especially since
There looks to be
444
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,930
A new 20-car pileup.
445
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,433
But this one's on the
Massachusetts turnpike.
446
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,436
I'm overhead,
447
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,016
And it looks like one of
The trucks down there
448
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,008
Was carrying... Angry bees.
449
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,310
They're all over the place.
450
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,980
So whatever you do,
451
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,549
Take the worchester pike
452
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,817
And stay off the mass pike.
453
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,352
Thank you, kaitlin.
454
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,688
Come on, little birdies,
455
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,283
We're taking the
Worchester pike.
456
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,772
That traffic
Thing was brilliant.
457
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,029
Thanks.
458
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,331
I'm just gonna sit with him.
459
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,927
All right. I'll be outside.
460
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,340
Is she ok?
461
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,408
Yeah.
462
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,853
How about you? You ok?
463
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,277
Yeah, I'm fine.
464
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,611
I'm sorry.
465
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,414
Sharon was right.
466
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,215
Getting involved with
A woman who has a kid
467
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,017
Is a very, very big deal.
468
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,152
Berg, I don't know what to do.
469
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:46,157
The kid seems to
Really like you.
470
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,270
I really like that kid.
471
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,060
Then don't go back in there.
472
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,428
What?
473
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,664
I'm just saying, if you
Stopped seeing kaitlin,
474
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,234
No one would blame you.
475
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,502
She's fantastic, you know?
476
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,097
And I don't wanna
Have to stop seeing her.
477
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,276
What would you do?
478
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,044
Me?
479
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,080
I'd run for the hills so fast.
480
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,749
Nurse: bergen.
481
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,350
There you are.
482
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,885
Hello, nurse haversham.
483
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,031
I was just going
Over the week's logs,
484
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,588
And you forgot to
Sign out mr. Harrison.
485
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,001
Uh, no, no. Whoever
Was on duty at the time
486
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,337
Should have signed him out
487
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,671
When his daughter picked him up.
488
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,228
He doesn't have a daughter.
489
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,297
Yes, he does. She's a lawyer.
490
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,366
And his grandson's
Gonna kick my lanky butt.
491
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,337
According to
This, he has nobody.
492
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,179
Who is it?
493
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,614
Berg: pizza.
494
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,515
Pizza?
495
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,818
I didn't order a pizza.
496
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,520
Hello, mr. Harrison.How...
497
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,791
What kind of pizza?
498
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,794
It's your favorite...
499
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,530
Everything on it,
Nothing touching.
500
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,671
I suppose now you wanna come in.
501
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,308
No, not really.
502
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,511
But I will.
503
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,947
Ok, you big loser.
504
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,065
If you people don't move,
505
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,856
I'm gonna have an
Office in the basement!
506
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,229
Shut up, you flying rats!
507
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,704
I hate christmas.
508
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,922
Come on, shar, it's your turn.
509
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,146
No.
510
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,513
Will you cheer up?
511
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,559
We bought you a nice present
512
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,593
With pete's money.
513
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,628
Now come on.
514
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,718
Come on, sharon. One run.
515
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:29,853
One run.
516
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,422
Ok. One run.
517
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,290
Yeah! Whoo!
518
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,335
That's it for today, guys.
519
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,404
No more sledding.
520
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,260
Sharon: whoo-hoo!
521
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,663
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
522
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,801
She's heading
Straight for the cows.
523
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,203
Those aren't cows.
524
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,406
I just let out the bulls.
525
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,507
Sharon!
526
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,941
Sharon! Run!
527
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,677
Ok. Lose the red scarf!
528
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:54,845
Don't wave it!
529
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,394
Ow! Ow! Ow!
530
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,580
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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