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Copley plaza? Yeah.
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Hey, you're on tv, right?
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Yeah. I'm urkel.
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No, no, no. You're
From that mtv show
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Where people call in with
Their relationship problems.
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loveline.
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And I'm your host adam carolla.
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I'm... I'm pete.
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You know, I would never call
Into one of those shows with...
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One of my problems asking
Some stranger for advice.
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That's good news for me, pete.
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I mean, it's not so...
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It's not so much of a
Problem I have, you know?
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It's just... I'm going
Through some... Life changes.
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Big, sweeping life changes.
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I'd help, but I'm
Busy not caring.
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All right.
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All right.
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You sucked me in.
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What kind of life changes?
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Well, you see,
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I always wanted
To be an architect,
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But... I mean, at least I
Thought I did, and, you know, I...
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Does this, by any chance,
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Have to do with a threesome?
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No.
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Oh. Well...
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Not exactly my
Area of expertise,
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But... Go ahead.
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Here you go, johnny.
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Quadruple anchovies,
Hold the pizza.
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That's good.
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Now, sharon... Are you sure
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You don't want to
Come fishing with me?
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No.
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Give you a chance
To finally meet shawn.
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No. You two need your
Bonding time. Have fun.
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Ok. But... I will see
You tonight, though.
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Right after you shower.
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Whoo!
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So that frees me
Up for you guys.
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I can't. I'm driving adam
Carolla every night this week.
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Working the late
Shift at the hospital.
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I cannot believe
I picked you two
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Over a bucket of dead fish
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And it was the wrong choice.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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Hi, berg.
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Ashley.
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Hi, ashley. Can I help you?
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Actually, I just
Want to talk to berg.
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He's not here.
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Pete... I'm right behind you.
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Look, I really appreciate
That you've given me my space
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Since justin and I have
Gotten back together,
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But I think it's crazy that we
Go to the same medical school
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And we can't be friends.
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Well, I just...
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You know what? Would you
Excuse us for just one second?
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I gotta talk to berg.
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It's not about you.
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So I haven't seen
You in a while.
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Yeah.
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Did you change your hair?
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Oh, no. Same hair.
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Did you change your boyfriend?
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No. Same boyfriend.
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Well, I like the hair.
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You can't do this, berg.
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You can't be friends with
Someoneyou're in love with.
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I know that.
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It's just... It's
Gonna torture you.
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I know that.
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There's only one way
To handle this, all right?
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You have to make a clean break.
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You don't talk to
Her, you don't see her,
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You don't make her a part of
Your life in any way whatsoever.
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Pete!
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I know that.
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Just let me handle this, ok?
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All right, all right.
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Ashley, is there
Anything else you wanted?
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Do you want to
Join my study group?
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Absolutely.
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Great.
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Bye, berg.
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You blew it.
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I know that.
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Pete: adam!
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I can't hear you!
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Well, here. Let me
Turn off the music!
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I really enjoyed our
Talk the other day.
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Yeah. I was just
Telling my mom about it.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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See, I have this problem...
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Have you ever tried
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Bottling it up deep inside?
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All right, what's the problem?
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All right, well, I... I
Have this roommate,
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And he's in love with this girl,
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But she just
Wants to be friends.
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Sounds like ian,
29, from portland.
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Well, did that turn out ok?
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Oh, yeah. Turned out great.
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He was seeing this girl,
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Pretending to have
A real good time.
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But then he'd come home
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And take out all his
Frustrations on his roommate.
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They actually got into a
Fistfight right in our studio.
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Broke the other guy's jaw.
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How is that great?
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It was our highest-rated show.
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What am I gonna do?
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First thing you need to
Do is stop for the red light.
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Right, right. Now, is that
Some sort of metaphor?
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No!
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You ok back there?
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Yeah, I'm fine, ma.
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I swear, I'm just
Washing my hands.
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Hey, berg. How was the
Study group with ashley?
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It was a study group.
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Are those my shoes?
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No. These are mine.
I just bought these.
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Those are my shoes!
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Damn it, pete!
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How many times have I asked
You not to wear my stuff?
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You know what? Adam
Carolla is a genius.
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He predicted that
This would happen.
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What would happen?
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You would take your
Frustrations out on me.
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You have to admit what an
Unhealthy situation you're in, all right?
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And I have an exercise
That's gonna help you do it.
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Does the exercise involve
Me beating you with this?
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You are so ian from portland.
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All right.
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I want you to imagine
That this puck represents
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All of the repressed anger
That you feel towards ashley.
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I don't feel any
Anger towards ashley.
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Oh, yeah?
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This puck is how ashley
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Let you chase her
Around for 2 months
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Before she told you
She had a boyfriend.
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Oh-oh-oh! Never came up.
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Because she didn't tell you.
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Well, I guess she could've
Mentioned it before I, you know...
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Fell for her.
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Then she gives
You an amazing kiss,
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And then she runs
To her boyfriend.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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Then you chase her to
England, but she's not there!
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That was expensive.
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And then, her boyfriend
Moves to boston!
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Buckle up, justin.
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And this one is for her
Asking me to be friends
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While she goes home and
Sleeps with another guy.
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What's that one for?
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Oh, I don't care.
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This is great, pete.
Keep feedin' me.
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All right, now...
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Good idea. I hate this phone.
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No, no, no, no!
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No, no, no.
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Look, you're finally in
Touch with your anger.
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Now call ashley and
Tell her how you feel.
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Yes. Yes!
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I'm going to tell her...
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Exactly how I feel.
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Adam carolla is a genius.
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Machine.
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A funny outgoing?
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Eh.
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Look, ashley,
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Um... I can't deny that I
Have feelings for you,
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But what we have is
Completely, totally unhealthy,
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So... So I'm not gonna bein
Your study group anymore,
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And I don't think that
We should be friends.
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So just please stay
Away from me, ok?
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This is berg.
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All right! Do you feel better?
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I do.
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Are you calmed down? Yeah.
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Good. Because
These are your shoes.
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Hey.
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Hey! How'd you
Like snowboarding?
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It was great, but I don't know
Why we need these boards.
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I seemed to slide
Pretty fast on my face.
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Oh. Hey, joh n-john,
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You forgot your hot chocolate.
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You must be sharon.
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Yes. I am.
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And who might this be?
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John-john?
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This is shawn.
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Oh!
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This is your buddy... Shawn.
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Wow!
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You guys finally get to meet.
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Yeah. Yes.
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I'm so happy!
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So you want to hang out?
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Oh, I can't. I gotta
Get back to work.
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All right. See you later.
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Nice to meet you, sharon.
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Bye, shawn-shawn.
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So that's shawn.
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Yeah. What do you think?
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I don't know.
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I think I pictured her to
Be taller, broader, more...
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Penisy.
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You thought shawn was a guy?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha...
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This... This is funny, right?
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And this is the shawn
Who gave you the chain
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With the little medallion
That you never take off?
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You think I'd wear
Jewelry from a guy?
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Why didn't you tell
Me she was a girl?
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I-I'm pretty sure I did.
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Let's see. "I'm going fishing
With my beautiful friend shawn."
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No, I don't think you said that.
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Th-this is ridiculous.
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You're friends
With pete and berg.
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They're two good-looking
Guys. It doesn't bother me.
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Well, that's different.
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It's pete and berg! How?
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And this is shawn. I mean,
We grew up together.
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We played catch, we rode bikes.
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You should thank her. She's the
One who taught me how to kiss.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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There's a good argument.
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You give me your milk
Money, billy stalin.
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Yeah.
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Adam's right.
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This does make you feel better.
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I know. It worked for me.
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I never realized how
Ashley clouded my reasoning.
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Not tall enough
To ride the ride, huh,
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You carny freak!
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Ashley.
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Berg!
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Ashley!
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Ok, your turn.
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I rushed over as soon
As I got your message.
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No! No, ashley, no.
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I'm not gonna do this again.
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You're still holding me.
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No, I'm not.
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Berg.
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God, I missed you so much
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These past 2 weeks.
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I think about you all the time.
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I've been tossing
And turning at night.
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You have?
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That must be really
Hard on justin.
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Butt out.
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Pete has a point.
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I know he does.
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I just... Berg, I don't
Want to lose you.
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Come here.
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Let's sit down here
For a second, all right?
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Oh, berg. I...
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I know what I'm doing is awful.
265
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,617
I hate what I'm doing to you.
266
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,119
I hate what I'm doing to justin.
267
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,487
I hate myself,
But... I can't help it.
268
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,356
I don't know what to do.
269
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,568
It's ok. Don't... Don't cry.
270
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,927
I just... I just wish we
Had a little more time
271
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,696
To work this out.
272
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:42,366
Ashley, I don't know how
Much time I can give you.
273
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,442
6 weeks.
274
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,610
Really?
275
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,779
Easily.
276
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,448
I must look awful.
277
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,751
I'm... I'm gonna just go
Splash some water in my face.
278
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,346
The hot is cold,
The cold is hot.
279
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,524
Thank you!
280
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,260
Thank you! If you
Hadn't gotten me
281
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,140
All riled up on the phone like
That, none of this would've happened.
282
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,241
She's still with her boyfriend.
283
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,731
That's not her fault.
284
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,233
It's a bad situation.
285
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,434
I mean, the guy just
Doesn't know when to let go.
286
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,480
Berg.
287
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:19,737
Pete.
288
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:23,374
I have a shot at the
Girl of my dreams here...
289
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,309
And I'm gonna take it.
290
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,310
Come on.
291
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,811
Be happy for me.
292
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:28,847
Huh?
293
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,382
Ok.
294
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,383
Ok.
295
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,118
You know what? Look.
296
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,764
You two have been
Through a lot, ok?
297
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,989
So I'll tell you what. I got
My limo parked out front.
298
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,556
How about I take
You guys for a ride?
299
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,958
Music, champagne.
300
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,761
Get away from
Reality for one night.
301
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,396
What do you say?
302
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,065
Why not why not?
303
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,968
You guys are gonna
Make a nice couple.
304
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,338
Nice couple of guests
On jerry springer.
305
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,879
Have you ever noticed how everyone
Stares at you when you're in a limo,
306
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,347
Wondering who's inside?
307
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,982
Yeah, I know.
308
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,578
I just flipped
Some guy the bird.
309
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,789
Berg, those
Windows aren't tinted.
310
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,060
Sorry.
311
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,608
Listen, I just gotta
Pick up one more thing
312
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,310
To make this a complete evening.
313
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,454
All right? So wait here.
314
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,038
I'm glad I came over.
315
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,572
Me, too.
316
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,981
God, I love kissing you.
317
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,120
All right! If I'd known
There was gonna be a show,
318
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,156
I'd have swung by the atm.
319
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,293
What's goin' on, pete?
320
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,627
Yeah, pete.
321
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,574
All right. This is adam
Carolla, all right?
322
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,143
And you guys aren't leaving
323
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,911
Until you come to your senses.
324
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,401
I'm gonna grab a cab.
325
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,902
We'll walk.
326
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,871
Unlock the door, peter.
327
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:01,939
No.
328
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,040
No, look,
329
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,586
I think you need
Help, all right?
330
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,522
And... And if adam here says
That you should be together,
331
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,391
Then you have my
Blessing and you can go.
332
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,383
You two should
Always be together.
333
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,985
Godspeed.
334
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,553
Honey?
335
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,223
Look, I brought you some cocoa.
336
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,225
Is that the cocoa
From your thermos
337
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,027
That you shared with shawn?
338
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,558
I'll just put these over here.
339
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,803
Honey, I'm sorry.
340
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,372
You know what?
341
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,884
I honestly, honestly thought
342
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,652
That you knew shawn was a girl.
343
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,876
I'm sorry.
344
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,578
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
345
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,680
Oh... It's ok.
346
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,350
I guess there's
The... Possibility
347
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,419
That I might have overreacted.
348
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,954
Oh... I'm sorry.
349
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,490
Mmm.
350
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,260
Ooh.
351
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,596
I should neglect to tell
You things more often.
352
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,598
Oh... Baby?
353
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,677
Mm-hmm?
354
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,035
Wouldn't you be more comfortable
355
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,203
If you took the medallion off?
356
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,706
It's kind of cold
Against my skin.
357
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,553
I'll just throw it around back.
358
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,144
Or just take it off.
359
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,450
I told you, shawn
Is just an old friend.
360
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,829
What is the big deal?
361
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,331
This has nothing
To do with shawn.
362
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,021
Why is this always about shawn?
363
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,257
I hate that stupid, ugly,
Obnoxious medallion.
364
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,761
It's a smiley face.
365
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,498
All right, let me
Get this straight.
366
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,567
You broke up with her
367
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,070
Even though you've never
Actually gone out with her.
368
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,149
Yes.
369
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,140
Because she just
Wanted to be friends.
370
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,120
Yeah, until she
Threw herself at me
371
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,488
And then changed her mind.
372
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,480
Oh, I did not throw
Myself at you.
373
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,193
No, no, no. You just...
374
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,418
Fell face forwards onto my lips.
375
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,454
You begged me for that kiss.
376
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,890
You wanted me to
Beg you for that kiss.
377
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,792
Oh, well, that is not the point.
378
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,296
The... The... The point is...
Is... It was a great kiss.
379
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,697
That you gave me first.
380
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,099
Oh, you are impossible.
381
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,414
Oh, I am, huh?
382
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,339
Yeah, you wanted that kiss.
383
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,109
Hello.
384
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,657
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Yeah. I'll be right there.
385
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:23,947
All right.
386
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,749
All right, bye.
387
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,430
Adam, do you mind if
We make a little detour?
388
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,886
Oh, no, it's fine with me,
389
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,756
But I don't want to speak
For the other hostages.
390
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,128
I am not going to
Couples therapy.
391
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,296
You don't have to. Just
Take off the medallion.
392
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,398
No!
393
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,334
Then we're gettin' in the limo.
394
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,817
Will you please just tell pete
395
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,685
That ashley and I
Belong together?
396
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,588
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No one is saying anything
397
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,879
Until you tell johnny to
Take off that stupid chain.
398
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,948
It's a smiley face.
399
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,128
The thing is...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
400
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,317
We were here first.
401
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,486
No, no, no, no.
Tell johnny to...
402
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:07,924
No, tell pete... Wait a minute!
403
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,927
Will you all please
Shut your pie holes?
404
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,863
We're gonna start with you.
405
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,498
Lose the necklace, chachi.
406
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,744
What?!
407
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,968
See? See? I was right.
408
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,814
No, you weren't. You were
Being jealous and petty.
409
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:20,804
What?
410
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,916
See?
411
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,108
You were being stupid.
412
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,721
Listen, she don't want you
Hanging around with that babe
413
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,957
You grew up with, but she
Can't come out and say it.
414
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,581
So what does she do?
415
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,027
She focuses on the necklace.
416
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,495
Give her a little victory.
417
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,219
Lose the medallion.
418
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,732
Believe me, you're
Gettin' off cheap.
419
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,734
Makes a lot of sense, adam.
420
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,359
And as far as you two go,
421
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,496
My advice is, head to the
Airport, get in separate planes,
422
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,464
Fly in the opposite direction.
423
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,578
What?!
424
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,535
No. We're great together.
425
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,537
No. You're not.
426
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,972
Siegfried and roy
Are great together.
427
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,541
You guys crave friction.
428
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,110
If you ever had 2 minutes
Of sanity between you,
429
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,923
You wouldn't know what
To do with yourselves.
430
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,314
So, to sum it up,
431
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,650
You two are screwin'
Up something special.
432
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,820
And you two... Are
Just screwed up.
433
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,959
He was right.
434
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:16,994
I'm sorry.
435
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,161
I was being silly.
436
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,663
So was I.
437
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,710
No, god, you've been friends
With shawn since you were kids.
438
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,567
I should want to
Be friends with her.
439
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,869
You know what? It's ok.
440
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,450
It's kind of nice having
Someone being jealous over you.
441
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,441
You know...
442
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,810
I always did have
A crush on chachi.
443
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,049
So... You don't mind
The medallion oh, no.
444
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,417
It's comin' off.
445
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,402
You know, I don't see
What's so different
446
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,226
Between their
Relationship and ours.
447
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,728
They fight and they make up.
448
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,463
We fight and we make up.
449
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,058
Then you go home
To your boyfriend.
450
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,603
So now what?
451
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,117
Do you think that you
Could be just friends
452
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,352
With somebody
You're in love with?
453
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,242
No.
454
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,577
Me neither.
455
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,374
I... I think we should stop
Seeing each other for a while.
456
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,287
Well, I... I think I need
To stop seeing you.
457
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,221
Berg, don't listen to adam.
458
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,723
No, I'm not, I'm not.
459
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,559
I'm... I'm listening to me.
460
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,960
I hate this.
461
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,644
You know, I... I, uh...
462
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,268
I only want you to be happy,
463
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,515
And... And if
It's with justin...
464
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,472
So be it.
465
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,808
Boy, you didn't
Pull that off at all.
466
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,710
Well, I tried.
467
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,382
I'm gonna miss you.
468
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,383
Yeah.
469
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,751
I already do.
470
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,656
Bye, berg.
471
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,625
See you.
472
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,003
Stupid puck.
473
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,074
Left. Left, left, left.
474
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:14,745
Left, left, left...
475
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,185
Adam, I gotta tell you,
476
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,965
You're like an
Inspiration to me.
477
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,323
Super.
478
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,560
I mean, the fact that
Just a few years ago
479
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,773
You were just...
Just a carpenter,
480
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,709
And now you're...
You're a big shot.
481
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,677
You know... It makes
Me feel like it's ok
482
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,133
Not to have a career,
483
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,936
To be free, go out
And explore the world.
484
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,872
I'm really glad to hear that,
485
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,341
Because I just got off
The phone with your boss,
486
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,409
And you're fired.
487
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,492
What...
488
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,080
I'm ok with that.
489
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,815
I'm ok with that.
490
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,125
Ok, I've got a little
Residual anger.
491
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:11,468
Ok... How about
Your friend... Stevie?
492
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,770
Guy.
493
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,970
What about sam?
494
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,472
Guy.
495
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,607
Butch?
496
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:17,808
Guy.
497
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,878
Charlie.
498
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,913
Cocker spaniel.
499
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,081
Male or female?
500
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,884
Female.
501
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,184
Fixed.
502
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,489
Approved.
503
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,596
You're finally in
Touch with your anger,
504
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,966
And if I could put this
Together now I'd be awesome.
505
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,537
You drop and give me
Twenty coach pederson!
506
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,605
Oh my god.
507
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,579
I am not going to
Couples therapy.
508
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,281
Ok, you don't have to! Just...
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