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I'm going to miss you
Over thanksgiving.
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Ooh.
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I hate going home
For the holidays.
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Somebody's always throwing
Something at somebody
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And saying something
They can never take back,
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And then I have
To sit in my room
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Until I cool off and apologize.
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Try being crammed into
My sister's apartment.
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5 nephews trying to
Shove yams in your ears
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And punching you in the stomach.
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Uncle johnny! Uncle johnny!
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Uncle johnny! Uncle johnny!
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Do you think your
Sister would be upset
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If you didn't show up this year?
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Why?
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Maybe you and I could
Spend thanksgiving together.
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Start a new tradition.
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Are we allowed to do that?
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Yeah. You and me being
Thankful for each other.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Aah! Wow! Thanksgiving
At my place.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, my sister makes a
Great thanksgiving dinner,
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But I know yours is
Going to be even better.
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Oh, johnny.
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I have to cook?
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Hey, sharon. Here's
Another new tradition.
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Close your window!
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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Ohh!
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There's guts inside. Get it out.
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I'm not getting it
Out. You get it out.
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Come on!
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You're a med student.
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Yes. And what you need is a vet.
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What the hell is
Going on out there?
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Check this out.
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There's a bus, a cop, and a taxi
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All being blocked in by a
Mint-green buick skylark.
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Oh, god. Please don't
Tell me it's a convertible
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With clear plastic seat covers.
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How'd you know?
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Grandpa!
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You won't believe the
Spot I got... Right out front.
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Welcome.
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Hello there.
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Grandpa, what
Are you doing here?
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Well, it was a nice
Day, I was feeling good,
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I... I thought I'd take a drive.
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Plus, I left your grandmother.
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Was it on purpose, or
Did you take a wrong turn?
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This is not like last month.
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This time it's for good.
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All right, uh,
Give me your keys.
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I'm going to go move your car.
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The day you drive my car,
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You'll be coming
Home from my funeral.
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Great, then I'll finally
Get to turn off the blinker.
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Pete's grandparents sure
Have a messed-up relationship.
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Ooh, actually, that reminds me.
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I got to get over to ashley's.
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What's in the box?
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That's her stuff.
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Her boyfriend's moved to town.
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I figure it's really going to
Slow things down between us.
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She sure left a lot of junk
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For someone you
Never really dated.
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She doesn't know I have it.
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Berg, what are you doing here?
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I'm going to respect what you
Said about your privacy and just...
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Honey, if those are the movers,
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Could you tell them
Not to unload anything
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Until I'm there to supervise?
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Ok, well, I, uh,
I have to get...
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Just one look at
Him. One small look.
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No, berg, come on!
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Honey, would you... Oh!
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Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry,
Uh, are you a mover?
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And a shaker.
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Justin, this is michael bergen.
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He's, uh, a friend
From medical school.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just a little
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Stressed out from the move.
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That's ok, you know.
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Not to mention having
To find a new job.
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Must be hard having to start
All over again at your age.
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Um, justin, why don't
You go put on some pants?
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Oh, oh, of course. I'm
Sorry. Where is my modesty?
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Berg!
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I can't believe
That that's justin.
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How could you
Choose him over me?
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Hey, first of all, shh!
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And second of all...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I told you...
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I was going to respect
Your decision, and I am, ok?
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That's ok. I'm bigger than this.
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I'm just gonna leave.
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This is the guy, huh?
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I bet that we shared more
Passion in our one kiss
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Than you've ever experienced
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In your entire
Relationship with him.
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Tell me. Tell me that
He's everything you want...
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And I'll leave.
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He quit his job. He
Moved here for me.
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He asked me to give it a chance.
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I owe him that.
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Ok, well, I'll
Take that as a no.
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Honey, can I put my socks
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In with your underwear?
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Uh, gee, berg, I'm
Sorry you got to go,
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But we're kind of in a big rush.
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Where are we going?
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Well, we have a lot to do
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To prepare for
Thanksgiving tomorrow.
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All we have to do is confirm our
Reservation at the restaurant.
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You cannot spend
Thanksgiving in a restaurant.
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At least not while
My friend sharon
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Is have a big
Thanksgiving party.
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Well, I accept. No, he doesn't.
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Sounded like he did.
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Are you ok?
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Is there some problem
I'm not aware of?
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Don't you want justin
To meet new people?
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Well, of course I do.
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You can't just keep me
All to yourself, honey.
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No, you're right.
I'm just being silly.
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Then it's a date. Hey!
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You know, I think
That this is going to be
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The best thanksgiving ever.
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Whoa, god, I told you,
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We're starting a new tradition.
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I want an intimate dinner,
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Just me and johnny.
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Have you forgotten what
Thanksgiving's all about? People.
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People coming together. Sharing.
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The pilgrims inviting the indians
Onto their land and into their homes.
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Befriending them,
Learning their ways,
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And then stealing what
Was rightfully theirs.
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What happened to
Respecting ashley's choice?
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She's only with this guy
Because she feels obligated.
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I mean, how can
You respect that?
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Come on, sharon, I
Understand how he feels. Look...
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If you were in love
With somebody else,
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I would do everything
I possibly could
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To make sure you fell
In love with me instead.
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Oh! Why do you have
To be so damn sweet?
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Fine. You can come.
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Oh, thank you, sharon.
You are the best.
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Thanks, johnny.
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No problem. Now I
Can watch football.
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I just called grandma, ok?
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We're going home
For thanksgiving.
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Well, I'm not going.
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Yes, you are.
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All right, mr. Wise guy,
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Try this on for size.
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We're at thanksgiving dinner.
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There's a lull in
The conversation
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And I turn to my
Son, your father,
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And say, "Hey, how
About little petey
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"Dropping out of graduate school
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"After all that money you spent?
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No, I don't think you raised
Him to be a quitter, either."
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You wouldn't.
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I'll bury you.
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Sharon, 2 more for thanksgiving.
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Great. This is great. The
Start of a new tradition.
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A quiet, romantic
Thanksgiving with you, me, berg,
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The woman he loves, the
Woman he loves boyfriend,
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Pete, and his
Runaway grandfather.
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Hey, berg.
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Justin.
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Hey, I just wanted to stop by
And thank you for the invite.
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My pleasure.
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No, really, it
Means a lot to me.
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I... Look, I don't
Know if you've heard,
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But ashley and I have
Been having some trouble.
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Oh, really.
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Yeah, yeah, I think...
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I think she's
Seeing another guy.
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Oh, I'm not making you
Uncomfortable by telling you this, am I?
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No.
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No. No. No.
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I mean, you're the
Only guy I know here.
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And hey, you're her friend,
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Have you seen some
Guy hanging around,
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Acting all goofy
And love-struck?
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No.
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You're not going
To say it, are you?
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What?
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You're in love
With my girlfriend.
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Well, yeah, but she's in love
With you and that other guy.
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You know, I... I
Have to admit I'm...
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I'm just surprised ashley
Would go for somebody
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Who wasn't more substantial.
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Ok.
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Now, uh, I'm not
Admitting anything,
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But I'm surprised, 'cause I
Figured ashley would be dating
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Someone who was a little more...
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Everything.
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Give it up, berg.
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You deliver pizzas.
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I deliver dissertations.
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What kind of tips
Do you get for that?
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I don't know. I guess
We'll discuss it at dinner.
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Can't wait.
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That makes 2 of us.
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It's been fun.
Oh, I'll be there.
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Take care. You, too.
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Oh, one more little thing.
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What?
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I'd like a medium pizza
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With pepperoni and extra cheese.
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You get a third topping free.
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I think it's great we're
Having it down here.
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It's going to be
Way more romantic.
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Football.
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Ok, I'm going to get
The stuff upstairs.
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Uh-huh.
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So, I'm justoing
To charge up there
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And bring all that
Food down all by myself.
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You're the greatest, hon.
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Ok.
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Oh, if you've got any...
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Could you bring down
Some of those mixed nuts?
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Yes.
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Uh, leave out the cashews.
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They repeat on me.
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Pete, trust me, you are
Going to hate this justin guy.
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He's so competitive. So are you.
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He's arrogant. So are you.
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You're my best friend.
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What is with that guy?
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Berg.
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Ashley. Justin.
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Hey, look, we're having
Dinner in our apartment here,
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So, uh, come on in.
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Oh, well, uh, this
Is a nice place.
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I didn't realize
You had children.
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Ha ha ha.
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Well, well, you're
Everything berg said you'd be.
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I'm pete.
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Hi.
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Let me help you off
With your coat there.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, no, I'll do it.
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That's ok. I'm the host.
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Really, I insist. I insist.
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Got it. Yes!
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Ow.
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Justin, let me introduce you
To my grandfather charlie.
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And this is sharon's
Boyfriend johnny.
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It's fourth and 8.
258
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,261
Hey, pete, uh, why
Don't you show justin
259
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,429
Where to hang our coats?
260
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,965
Ok. Right behind you.
261
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,604
Ok, uh, pete, why don't you
Give justin a tour of the place?
262
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,240
Oh, oh, ok, uh, follow me.
263
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,876
The tram's broke,
So we'll have to walk.
264
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,614
Ok, berg, the only
Reason that I'm here
265
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,383
Is because justin was really
Excited about meeting new people.
266
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,352
I like him.
267
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,087
He's a nice guy.
268
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,900
That's what I'm saying.
269
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,490
He is. I know.
270
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,959
You're impossible!
271
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,673
Pete, shouting: that was the
Bedroom. This is the hallway,
272
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,765
Which will lead us into
The living room again!
273
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,537
Thank you for
That very loud tour.
274
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,416
Just in time. I was, uh,
275
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,852
Just about to pour
A bottle of wine.
276
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,621
Now, this came highly,
Highly recommended.
277
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,879
Oh, a blend.
278
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,480
I'll adjust my
Palate accordingly.
279
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,850
Man, you call that a block?
280
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,518
Don't let him go
Over you like that!
281
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,888
I can... You should be in there.
282
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,056
You're a moose.
283
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,135
Oh! Oh!
284
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,526
Men: go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
285
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:39,430
No, no, please, don't
Get up. You're guests.
286
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,069
Hey, sharon, this is justin.
287
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,184
Hi, justin. I'm sharon.
Give me the bottle.
288
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:51,943
Ok, well, everybody,
Happy turkey day.
289
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,012
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
290
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,114
Why don't we have a real toast?
291
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,515
Since this is thanksgiving,
292
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,884
I think we should all say
What we're thankful for.
293
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,421
I, for one, am thankful
For the love and devotion
294
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,489
Of the most beautiful
Woman in the world,
295
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:10,294
Who has chosen to share
Her life and her heart with me
296
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,197
Above all others.
297
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,234
Justin, that's so sweet.
298
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,468
Wait, ta-ta-ta, eh.
299
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,139
I'd like to say what
I'm thankful for.
300
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,185
Don't. Yeah, don't.
301
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,975
Go ahead.
302
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:30,749
I'm thankful that I'm surrounded
By such very special friends.
303
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,684
Especially my new friend justin.
304
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,155
Justin, as I look at you
And ashley together,
305
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,334
It fills me with a sense of hope
306
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:42,426
That someday soon...
307
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,428
I'll have what you have.
308
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:54,139
No, no, no, grandma,
We haven't left yet.
309
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,975
Why?
310
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,811
Well, because grandpa's
Car blew a gasket.
311
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,280
Why can't we take the train?
312
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,249
Why can't we take the train?
313
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,851
Because you dropped
Out of graduate school.
314
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,088
Because there's a
Cow on the tracks.
315
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,635
I know. We'll try to
Figure something out.
316
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,093
Ok. All right. I love you, too.
317
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:19,463
You're going to rot in hell
For lying to your grandmother.
318
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,859
Take that cigar
In the hall, please.
319
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,568
Yes!
320
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,437
Johnny, honey?
321
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,006
Honey, johnny?
322
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,119
Would you like to say
What you're thankful for?
323
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,242
Detroit's up by 12.
324
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,159
I'm going to go get the bird.
325
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,581
It's all your fault.
326
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,219
Look at them over there, huh?
327
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,653
What a phony.
328
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,323
I hate him.
329
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,858
Hate you.
330
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,093
Ha ha ha.
331
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,195
What?
332
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,808
I just think it's ironic.
333
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,376
You're trying to break
Up justin and ashley,
334
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,760
And instead, you're breaking
Up johnny and sharon.
335
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,340
You're annoying.
336
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:07,045
But you've given me an idea.
Look, follow my lead, ok?
337
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,280
All right.
338
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,183
Hey, guys, um, maybe you can
Settle an argument for us.
339
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,853
Ok, you two go to your room.
340
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,924
It's just that, uh,
341
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,460
Well, one of us is a
Hard-working med student.
342
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,330
The other, a
Lay-about-the-house freeloader.
343
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,698
Oh, my god, wait a
Minute. As I say this,
344
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:32,003
I realize that you guys are
In the exact same situation,
345
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,505
With justin being
Out of work and all.
346
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,307
I hope I didn't
Embarrass you, justin.
347
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,987
Oh, oh, not at all. Not at all.
348
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,688
I just got a job
At boston college.
349
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,113
Yeah, they called
Right after you left.
350
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,750
Ha ha. I guess you're just my
Little good-luck charm, berg.
351
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,731
Hey, maybe you ought
To cut off his foot
352
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,821
And hang your keys from it.
353
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,693
Sharon: oh, god!
354
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,098
What a beautiful turkey.
355
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,267
Oh, my god!
356
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,169
Oh, my god!
357
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,605
I ruined thanksgiving.
358
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,341
Nonsense. That's perfectly good.
359
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,443
We'll take it
Upstairs and wash it.
360
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,547
Really?
361
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,964
Sharon: johnny, you
Have to draw something.
362
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,766
Just a minute. I'm thinking.
363
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,890
No, you're not.
You're watching tv.
364
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,203
Come on, johnny.
Time's almost up.
365
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,637
God, draw something,
Johnny, anything.
366
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,727
Yeah!
367
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,762
Time's up.
368
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,943
I'm just not very
Good at this game.
369
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,433
You think?
370
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,614
You know what else
You're not good at?
371
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,649
You're not good at helping,
You're not good at toasting,
372
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,474
And you're not good at creating
New traditions with your girlfriend.
373
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,879
Now, I'm going to go get pie.
374
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,127
Would you like some
Help with that, hon?
375
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,717
Don't... Even think about it.
376
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:04,695
Ok. Well, here we go.
Ashley, just you and me.
377
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,364
And me. Whatever.
378
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,800
And go.
379
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,070
Uh, circle, round, ball, circle.
380
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,215
high noon.
381
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,505
Yes!
382
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,739
How the hell
383
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,575
Did you get high
Noon out of that?
384
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,589
That's a great clue. Look,
The sun at the top of the paper.
385
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,491
What else you
Gonna get from that?
386
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:26,817
Circle... Round...
Ball... Circle?
387
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,920
Um, I don't know.
388
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,468
You can keep hitting it,
389
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,126
But I still don't know.
390
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,996
Ok, and time.
391
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,897
It's gone with the wind.
392
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,133
Tara... Wind.
393
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,436
Are you from america?
394
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:49,540
But what's the
Thing in the corner?
395
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,975
The burning of atlanta.
396
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,611
Oh. Oh.
397
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,180
You knew what it was.
398
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,320
And... Go.
399
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,455
Uh...
400
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,291
an american in paris.
401
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,859
Yes.
402
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,895
Ok, all right...
403
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:15,333
How did you get that from that?
404
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,868
Oh, wait a sec, I
See. Yeah, of course.
405
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,448
Because you were cheating.
406
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,740
No. No, he wasn't. He was
Drawing the eiffel tower.
407
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,175
That's where we
Went last summer.
408
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,210
We just have so
Much history, berg.
409
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,080
Fine. Great.
Excellent. New game.
410
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,983
How about charades?
411
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,830
Ok, pete, you and I are a team.
412
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,886
Ok.
413
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,402
Ready? Mm-hmm.
414
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,691
Movie.
415
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,394
3 words. Second word.
416
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,200
Kiss.
417
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,771
Long kiss.
418
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,319
long kiss good night.
419
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,709
Thank you.
420
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,449
Ok. Ok, ok, pete,
You and I are a team.
421
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,450
All right.
422
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,917
Ok. Ok.
423
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,619
Movie.
424
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,421
3 words.
425
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,556
Second word.
426
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,928
Ok, I'll take a stab.
427
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,730
long kiss good night.
428
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,233
Right.
429
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,381
Ok, pete, you and I are a team.
430
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,937
No, grandpa.
431
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,407
Whoa.
432
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,477
No. Enough.
433
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,612
Enough.
434
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,349
I'm not gonna be fought
Over like a piece of meat.
435
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,852
God, justin, you knew
About me and berg, didn't you?
436
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,988
Oh, well, I suspected.
437
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:47,258
No, no, you knew, and instead
Of talking to me about it,
438
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,205
You used it to
Make me feel guilty.
439
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,239
Oh, yeah.
440
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,929
Yeah, and you.
441
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,233
You invited me over here only to
Drive a wedge between me and justin
442
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,568
Instead of respecting
My feelings like I asked.
443
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,607
You know, this is... This
Is really hard for me.
444
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,841
And you guys...
445
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,988
You guys who claim to
Care about me the most
446
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,623
Are making me the
Most miserable.
447
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,514
Well, congratulations.
448
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,560
This is the worst
Thanksgiving I've ever had.
449
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,452
Oh, justin, find someplace
Else to sleep tonight.
450
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,564
And, berg, don't call me.
451
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,748
Sharon, thank you
For a lovely evening.
452
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,994
I just... I thought
Of another toast.
453
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,731
I'm thankful I'm not
In a relationship.
454
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,734
Are you kidding me, pete?
455
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,869
That's passion.
456
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,539
Loving someone so much
457
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,608
That you're willing to make
A complete fool of yourself.
458
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,121
Like when you left grandma
459
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,112
Because she beat you
At wheel of fortune?
460
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,183
Come on, pete.
461
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,419
She gets worried if
I get home too late.
462
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,832
Wait, whoa, grandpa.
What about my dad?
463
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,658
Didn't I tell you?
He's out of town.
464
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,232
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
465
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,733
What the hell happened here?
466
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:06,937
Well, for one, I think
We all ate too much.
467
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,974
Secondly, I owe you an apology.
468
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,177
Yeah, yeah, right.
469
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,891
I should have just stepped back
470
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,726
And let nature take its course.
471
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,595
You know, if you guys worked
It out, you worked it out.
472
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,454
That... That would have been
The classy thing to do then.
473
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,725
And that's what
I'm going to do now.
474
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,096
Well, that's
Really big of you...
475
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,298
Considering she
Just threw me out!
476
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,572
You try to make a grand gesture.
477
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,875
Well, berg, I came here
Tonight not liking you.
478
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,844
Now I don't like any of you.
479
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,680
You know, I wish you two
480
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:50,859
Just would have listened
To me in the first place
481
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,317
And had a nice,
Intimate thanksgiving.
482
00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:02,660
Well, I guess I'm the one that
Gets to clean all this stuff up.
483
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,072
Before you do that,
Before you do anything,
484
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,330
I have something I want to say.
485
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:12,603
I'm thankful that I found a
Girl who's not only smart
486
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,139
And not only beautiful,
487
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:19,577
But who's more important to me
Than I could ever put into a toast.
488
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,481
Oh.
489
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,796
That's so sweet.
490
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,529
You might want to
Soak the turkey pan
491
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,097
Before you wash the dishes.
492
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,489
Soap's under the
Sink. I'm taking a bath.
493
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,993
Mom's going to love her.
494
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,045
I feel like I'm letting
Everybody down.
495
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,602
I tell you, pete, you're
Doing the right thing.
496
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,382
If you don't want
To be an architect,
497
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,039
Don't be an architect.
498
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,274
Just be happy.
499
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,643
Thank you.
500
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:56,152
Boy, is your father
Going to kill you.
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