Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:05,537
Only katey and spud
Would get registered
2
00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:09,141
At a trendy gadget
Store like future image.
3
00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,320
I think it's genius.
4
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,023
I say we chip in and get
Them the night goggles.
5
00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,446
That's good, berg.
6
00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,842
Nothing says commitment and
Trust like surveillance equipment.
7
00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,986
La! Want a beer?
8
00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:24,289
Is there a float parked outside?
9
00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:27,192
It's my first time
Being a bridesmaid.
10
00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:30,462
If I want to wear the
Gloves, I'm wearing the gloves.
11
00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:31,930
Hey, pete.
12
00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,899
Hey, princess.
13
00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:37,069
I'm telling you, the only way
To watch the godfather movies
14
00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:39,738
Is one right after the other.
15
00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:43,642
I believed that... Then.
16
00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,178
I believe that now.
17
00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,351
Hey! Give me 20 bucks for katey's
Wedding gift. How about the, uh...
18
00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,019
The toothpaste maker?
19
00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,235
Wait, wait! Katey... Katey who?
20
00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,459
Katey. Your ex-girlfriend.
21
00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,039
Well, you know what? I
Don't think I'm gonna go.
22
00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,340
I'm just, you know, I'm
Not good at weddings.
23
00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,896
Berg: that's not true.
24
00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:07,132
You're only not
Good at weddings...
25
00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,767
Compared to me.
26
00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,336
He is quite the dancer.
27
00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:15,040
You're a cross between john
Travolta and fred astaire.
28
00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:18,110
With a dash of gomez adams.
29
00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,178
cara mia?
30
00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,446
Ooh.
31
00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,414
Oh! You still got it.
32
00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,649
And I plan to use it.
33
00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,018
If I can get ashley
To go with me.
34
00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:30,622
I'll twirl her, dip
Her, and charm her...
35
00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,791
Right into my web of love.
36
00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,393
Genius, gomez.
37
00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,695
Of course.
38
00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,264
Ooh!
39
00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,566
Sorry, 'tish.
40
00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,124
I just spoke with katey.
41
00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,771
She really wants you
To come to the wedding.
42
00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,460
Fine. You know what?
43
00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,641
Aren't ex-girlfriends supposed
To drop off the face of the earth?
44
00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,276
And if they don't have
The decency to do that,
45
00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,260
They should at
Least be miserable.
46
00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,636
Or get majorly, majorly fat.
47
00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,840
Well, I heard she
Has put on a few.
48
00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,608
Really?
49
00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,477
Come on! If you don't
Make up your mind,
50
00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,146
There won't be time
To rent you a tux.
51
00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,148
Fortunately, I
Already own a tux.
52
00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,250
You do? Really?
53
00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,820
Sure. For those jukebox
Repairman awards.
54
00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:38,589
All my buddies are
Getting married.
55
00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,693
I've been best
Man, like, 7 times.
56
00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:46,198
Now, james brown...
Now, that's a tux.
57
00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,913
Oww!
58
00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:51,136
That man has style. Yeah!
59
00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,250
Super-wide lapel, stripe down
The pant leg, pleated cummerbund,
60
00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:55,685
All in a cranberry
Crushed velvet.
61
00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:56,674
Sing it.
62
00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,675
Not purple. No.
63
00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:58,711
Cranberry.
64
00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,480
Well, I'll see you later.
65
00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,083
Wish me luck.
66
00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,485
Uh, ashley?
67
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,954
Oh, hey, berg.
68
00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,066
Can I talk to you for a minute?
69
00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,589
Oh, yeah, sure.
70
00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:16,027
Uh, listen, I'll
Get right to it.
71
00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,930
I'm tired of hitting on you.
72
00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,033
I mean, it doesn't seem
Like either one of us
73
00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,402
Are really getting
Much out of it.
74
00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,437
Ok, berg, what's the catch?
75
00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:28,406
No, no catch.
76
00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,342
I just want to be friends.
77
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,754
Fair enough. We're friends.
78
00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:32,744
Yeah? Yeah.
79
00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,745
Excellent!
80
00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,046
Good.
81
00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,182
Um... Listen, I have this
Other group of friends,
82
00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,684
And, uh, we're all going
To a party on sunday.
83
00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,430
No. It was a little late,
84
00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,132
But the catch finally got here.
85
00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,456
No, no. It's just a party.
86
00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,393
Now, there's people in a
Room, you know, nothing big.
87
00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,695
A little wedding.
88
00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,208
A wedding? Berg, there's
No way I'm going to...
89
00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,365
Come on!
90
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,800
It's not like it's our wedding.
91
00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:59,371
Just... Just think of it as a party
With a couple of vows up front.
92
00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,939
A couple of vows, berg?
93
00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,819
It's the most important
Day in two people's lives.
94
00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,644
Why are you putting
All this pressure on us?
95
00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,713
Thanks, but no thanks.
96
00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,650
Sharon: how'd it go?
97
00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,852
Well, if I had a seat
Belt and an air bag,
98
00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,254
I'd be alive today.
99
00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,324
Hey, ashley.
100
00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,325
Uh-huh.
101
00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,326
Uh, can I talk to you?
102
00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,393
Yeah.
103
00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,629
For what it's worth,
104
00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:27,666
Getting involved with someone
Like berg would terrify me, too.
105
00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,178
What are you talking about?
106
00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,502
Ok, I'm freezing my butt off.
107
00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,504
You know what I'm talking
About... Berg's great.
108
00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,739
Knock it off and
Give him a chance.
109
00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,741
Sharon, I like berg.
110
00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,655
I just don't like
Him in that way.
111
00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,211
Oh, ok, ok.
112
00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:42,158
So that's why you never walk
Through this door to "Study"
113
00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,282
Without wearing fresh lipstick.
114
00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:47,486
Ok, I have dry lips.
115
00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,020
Ha ha ha.
116
00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:52,156
Yeah, yeah, I knew it
Had to be something.
117
00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:01,700
When... When a girl turns
You down for the 11th time,
118
00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:05,036
You gotta be able
To take the hint.
119
00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,852
She didn't even want
To be friends with me.
120
00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,510
Friends isn't exactly
What you were going for.
121
00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,345
Nah! But she didn't know that.
122
00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,626
Katey and I, we're
Just friends. Yeah.
123
00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,884
Just friends, you know.
124
00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,251
Hello.
125
00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,823
Come on, guys, snap out of it.
126
00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,225
You're not the only
Ones with problems.
127
00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,539
There's a very good chance I
Could show up at this wedding
128
00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,695
With a fourth top.
129
00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,532
Berg!
130
00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,933
Terri!
131
00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,647
My god! This is where I
Left you guys 5 years ago.
132
00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,848
How are you?
133
00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,850
Good, good. It's
So good to see you.
134
00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,106
Terri!
135
00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,475
Pete. Ohh.
136
00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,578
How you doing with all this?
137
00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,581
I know you and
Katey were... It's bad.
138
00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,516
Ohh.
139
00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,095
Oh, come on, pete. Just think,
140
00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,297
She's gonna be stuck with
Spud for the rest of her life.
141
00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:59,024
Does anyone know exactly
How much weight they've gained?
142
00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:02,861
He's exactly the same.
143
00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,096
Berg, buy me a drink.
144
00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:08,232
Hank! Cape cod, no fruit.
145
00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,801
You know what? Good for berg.
146
00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,503
Maybe terri will take his mind
Off that ice queen for a while.
147
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,050
Oh, you can't
Totally blame ashley
148
00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,207
For being a little wary of berg.
149
00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,843
I am very impressed you
Remember what I drink.
150
00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,256
That's not all I remember.
151
00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,781
Mmm. We had some times, berg.
152
00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,662
Like that time we pulled the
Old risky business on the subway?
153
00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,319
Yeah.
154
00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:29,921
That wasn't me.
155
00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:36,061
Yeah. It was.
156
00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:40,699
No. But I do remember that time
On top of the prudential building.
157
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,034
Oh, yeah, it was incredible.
158
00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,870
That wasn't me.
159
00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,505
What... What... What
If terri's right?
160
00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,740
What if katey was the one?
161
00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,720
When did she say that?
162
00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,977
She didn't.
163
00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,847
But she obviously thought
We were good together.
164
00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,795
You're blowing this whole
Katey thing out of proportion.
165
00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,664
You're just freaking out because
Everyone you know is moving on.
166
00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:02,954
Right?
167
00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,267
Doing things with their
Lives, their careers,
168
00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,451
And you don't have any of that.
169
00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,729
We must have.
170
00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,830
I know we wanted to.
171
00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:12,731
Then why wouldn't we?
172
00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,732
We must have!
173
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,600
How could we forget?
174
00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,903
I say we should go
Refresh our memories.
175
00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,484
Uh, we're going back to
The apartment for a while.
176
00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,742
We, uh, forgot something.
177
00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,182
So get this.
178
00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,195
Ashley switches from the
Day shift to the night shift
179
00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,053
To get away from me.
180
00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,388
This girl just keeps rejecting
You and rejecting you,
181
00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,390
And you keep going
Back for more?
182
00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:41,726
I'm as baffled as you.
183
00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:45,830
And she... She... She doesn't
Laugh at any of my jokes,
184
00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,466
Won't return any of my
Phone calls, and she has...
185
00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:52,737
She has probably the best...
186
00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:56,007
Most amazing
Smile I've ever seen.
187
00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,576
Wow, you really know
How to turn a girl on.
188
00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,012
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
189
00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:04,683
It's ok, it's ok. I just...
190
00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,085
I miss you, berg.
191
00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,557
I miss me, too.
192
00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,826
I'm sorry, terri.
193
00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,494
I don't think this
Is gonna happen.
194
00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:17,929
Really?
195
00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,630
Uh, you want anything?
196
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,981
Well, yeah, but I'll
Settle for a soda.
197
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,175
In some cultures, soda can
Be more satisfying than sex.
198
00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,520
Oh?
199
00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,078
Aah!
200
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,345
See?
201
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,314
It's ok. I'm ok.
202
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,717
Um... Do you have a blow-dryer?
203
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:39,718
Uh, in the bathroom.
204
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:40,785
Ok.
205
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,655
What the hell is wrong with me?
206
00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,558
Stupid. Stupid.
207
00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:48,559
Stupid. Ashley.
208
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,894
Hey, berg.
209
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,208
What are you... Hi! What
Are you doing here?
210
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,666
Oh, I just, uh, I wanted to apologize
For the way I blew you off before,
211
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,368
And, um...
212
00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,938
I'm really flattered that you
Offered to take me to the wedding,
213
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:03,307
And I would love to go
With you, as your friend.
214
00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,308
Are you kidding me?
215
00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,309
No.
216
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,778
Well, this is great!
217
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:07,990
Ashley, that's outstanding.
218
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,481
I... I don't know what to say.
219
00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,795
There really are easier
Ways to get a girl undressed.
220
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,552
No!
221
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,354
No, no, no, no.
222
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,158
Oh, no. No.
223
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:23,294
No. You know what? It's ok,
Because we are, all, um, friends here.
224
00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,362
Ashley: wait!
225
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,998
Obviously, some
Closer than others.
226
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,100
Uh, no, we are just
Friends, berg, right?
227
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,835
Friends, so... Yeah.
228
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,570
I will see you sunday.
229
00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,338
Ok.
230
00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,975
That was ashley.
231
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:43,959
You know what
The real tragedy is?
232
00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:47,418
The real, real tragedy
Is that tomorrow
233
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,587
Is the first day of
The rest of katey's life
234
00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,322
Without me.
235
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,759
Really? I thought that was, like, 4
Years ago, the day she dumped you.
236
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,061
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see.
237
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,308
Relationship insight
From ashley's friend,
238
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,499
Ashley's pal, ashley's buddy.
239
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,135
Hey, she's coming
With me, isn't she?
240
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,781
Yeah, as a friend.
241
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,117
Yeah. If that's the game she
Wants to play, I can play along.
242
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,040
She wants a friend,
I'll be a friend.
243
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,109
I will ooze friend.
244
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,645
How does that feel?
245
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,920
Just a sec.
246
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,983
It's perfect.
247
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,633
You know, w-with katey and
Me, it was just a scheduling thing.
248
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,001
You know, I was ready
For a serious relationship,
249
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,526
And she wasn't.
250
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,506
Who would think that spud
Would be the love of her life?
251
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,063
He's not. He's not.
252
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,278
No. She always told me I
Was the love of her life.
253
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,580
She said that she was just
Going to wind up marrying
254
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,015
Whoever she was dating when
She felt like getting married.
255
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,940
Huh. I bet spud would
Love to hear about that.
256
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:43,941
Let it go.
257
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:44,976
Yeah.
258
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,681
You got enough room in the arms?
259
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,549
I don't know, let me see.
260
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:56,921
Katey! Katey, give
Me a hug, you buick.
261
00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,157
Yeah, it's perfect.
262
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,092
Woo! Ha ha. You guys look great.
263
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,461
Thanks.
264
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,007
Oh, you know what? Johnny
Called me this morning.
265
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,642
He asked to borrow some
Cranberry socks. I don't know.
266
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,500
Oww! What?!
267
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,013
You guys are so childish.
268
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,449
It's not about the
Clothes. It's about the man.
269
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,418
And I love the man. I don't
Care what he's wearing.
270
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,407
Ah, ms. Carter.
271
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,309
Your dress is ready.
272
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,378
You'll make a
Beautiful bridesmaid.
273
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,181
It's not about the dress.
274
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,584
It's about the pathetic
Liar inside the dress.
275
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,793
Well, I would like to take
This opportunity to say
276
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,295
That you look magnificent.
277
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,997
Thank you.
278
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:40,998
Shall I sign us in?
279
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,199
Sure.
280
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:47,505
Ok... Michael bergen and... Pal.
281
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,509
Perfect.
282
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,178
Oh, wow! This is great.
283
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,781
Ash, uh, take care of
This for me, will you?
284
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,683
Uh, sure.
285
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,798
What are friends for?
286
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:05,456
Not only was katey the first one
287
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,759
Of all the girls I dated
288
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,360
Who could have been the one,
289
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,731
She's also the first
One of all the ones
290
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,633
Who could have been the one
291
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,202
That's getting married.
292
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,109
You see what I'm saying?
293
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,622
All I know is she's
The last woman
294
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,724
Who should be allowed to
Pick out bridesmaid's dresses.
295
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,416
I hate these shoes.
296
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,951
They're like little
Pink straitjackets.
297
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,586
When's johnny getting here?
298
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,299
He's meeting me here.
He had to work late.
299
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,524
Well, hold on. Let me
Blow up your floaties.
300
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,248
Katey got thin,
And spud got katey.
301
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,774
You are so mean.
302
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,579
Hmm. Excuse me.
303
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,880
Is this seat taken?
304
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,783
Ohh! Aah.
305
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,452
Look at you.
306
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,459
Honey, what's wrong?
307
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,896
You look so... Handsome.
308
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,799
Well... Thanks.
309
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,367
I look ugly.
310
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:24,368
You look pretty.
311
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,371
No, honey, come on.
312
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,207
It matches your shoes!
313
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,949
Hi, ashley.
314
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,149
Hi.
315
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,619
Whoo! There it is.
316
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,220
Please.
317
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,555
Ok. Ashley?
318
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,001
Oh, thank you,
Berg, I'd love some.
319
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,324
You got it, amigo.
320
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,004
Thank you.
321
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,139
Why don't you dance
Some with ashley?
322
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,008
She is your date.
323
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,476
She's not my date.
324
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,311
She's a friend.
325
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,913
All week you're telling me,
326
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,716
"Practice your fox trot,
Practice your fox trot,"
327
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,384
And now you won't dance with me?
328
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,464
Because I feel
Ridiculous in this thing.
329
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:19,089
I don't care about
The dress, all right?
330
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,159
It's the girl in it
That I'm crazy about.
331
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:30,568
You... Are gonna
Get so lucky tonight.
332
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,840
I'd like to say a few
Words to the man who's...
333
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,609
Stealing my katey.
334
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,989
There's a certain
Feeling a father has
335
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,748
When he sees joy on the
Face of his, uh, little girl,
336
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,160
And since katey's met steve,
337
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,629
I've never seen her so...
338
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,387
Devoted, and I
Couldn't be more proud.
339
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,856
To you, son.
340
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,758
Crowd: aww!
341
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,229
Pffft!
342
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,776
You call that a toast?
343
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,678
Hmm hmm. You
Know what I call it?
344
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,036
Lies.
345
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,005
You know what? She
Only got married to him
346
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,652
Because she felt
Like getting married.
347
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,420
That's what they ought to say.
348
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,889
Would anyone else
Like to say a few words?
349
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,913
Yeah, over here.
350
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:22,119
Ahem... Hi, um... Katey, um...
351
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,388
You know, as... As you
All know, katey and I,
352
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,890
We go way, way back.
353
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,027
You know, we were very,
Very close, you know, and, uh...
354
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,863
Uh, she, uh, she
Told me something
355
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,533
That was very, very
Interesting, you know?
356
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,603
And spud, I see ya,
357
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,773
And you're looking at her
With all that love in your eyes...
358
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,410
Even though she's
Chomping away on that gum,
359
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,345
God, I used to hate that!
360
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,749
And then I'd say
Something about it,
361
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,552
We'd get into this huge fight.
362
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,188
We fought a lot, you know?
363
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:03,527
You know, I-I'm pretty
Happy now. I'm pretty happy.
364
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,330
Yeah, I... I... I went
Through this... This thing
365
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,332
With school and my career.
366
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,335
Melissa broke up
With me, you know.
367
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:16,140
No, no, no, no, I'm
Ok. I'm ok. I just...
368
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,110
I see, you know, I
See other women. I do.
369
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,956
Can we shoot him now?
370
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,981
Shh. Let him go.
371
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,783
Actually, you know what?
372
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,352
You know what? There's
This girl at the bank.
373
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,989
I'm pretty sure she likes me.
374
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,758
I think I'm going
To ask her out.
375
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,559
No, I am going to ask her out.
376
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:39,296
You know, that's just great.
377
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,966
Don't worry about me, everybody.
378
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,236
You know, pete
Dunville, he's gonna be ok.
379
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,040
You know, so... So... So, katey,
380
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:54,611
Spudy... Be healthy,
Be happy, be married.
381
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,684
Listen to that.
382
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,552
You got oohs and ahhs.
383
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:05,122
I'm the wizard of ahhs.
384
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,463
See that girl out there in the white
Dress and the 12-foot head thing?
385
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,399
You mean the bride?
386
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,001
Yeah, her.
387
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,246
That could be me
Dancing with her.
388
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,838
Yeah, I know. I
Heard your toast.
389
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,840
You know, you gotta admit,
390
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:27,144
It feels pretty stupid watching
Someone dance with the person
391
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,791
You should be dancing with.
392
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,047
That was subtle.
393
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,249
Wasn't meant to be.
394
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:35,219
Thanks, pete.
395
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,390
Hey, pal.
396
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,126
Hey.
397
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,527
Want to dance?
398
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,842
Finally!
399
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,911
You're only giving
Me one dance, right?
400
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,846
That's right. Yeah.
401
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,103
Tango!
402
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,952
Not bad.
403
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,386
I know.
404
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,903
It bothered you to see me
405
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,939
With another woman, didn't it?
406
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,130
That's ridiculous.
407
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,131
Is it?
408
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,968
And... Ooh.
409
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,405
It bothers you that it
Bothers you, doesn't it?
410
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,374
Absurd.
411
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,743
Really?
412
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,112
Tell me something, ashley.
413
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,985
Why else would you
Be dancing with me?
414
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,920
Oh, just admit it.
415
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,490
Ok, listen, berg,
You tried to play
416
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,037
Your childish little games
On me, and it didn't work,
417
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,572
And I just don't
Need this anymore.
418
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,930
Oh, you don't need this anymore.
419
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,598
Oh, my god, I...
420
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,669
I've been taking it on the chin
From you for the last 3 months.
421
00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,670
And I figured something
Was wrong with me.
422
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,116
Well, you know what? Thank you.
423
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,040
Congratulations, ashley,
424
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,776
On making me feel this big.
425
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,181
So you can take your
Ice queen, game-playing,
426
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,415
Mixed message crap
427
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,761
And dump it on someone else,
428
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,352
Because I am done.
429
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,956
What do you
Think of that... Pal?
430
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,226
You...
431
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,934
Kidding.
432
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,273
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
433
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,309
Oh, no, no, berg.
434
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,011
I'm sorry. You were right.
435
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,813
I'm right about what?
436
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,816
I do have feelings for you.
437
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,187
You do?
438
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,323
Happy?
439
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,559
Well, yes, I mean, I am...
440
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,729
I'm happy, I'm stunned,
I'm a walking festival.
441
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,533
It's not... It's
Not that simple.
442
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,736
The problem is I have...
443
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,671
Wait, wait, wait. You have what?
444
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,073
You have a plane to catch?
445
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,140
A rash?
446
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:17,447
No, berg... I have a boyfriend.
447
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:21,852
Well, we met in
Undergrad, and...
448
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,554
Now he's at school in oxford.
449
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:28,759
And just when the hell were
You planning on telling me this?
450
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:29,954
When it mattered.
451
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,699
So you're saying it matters?
452
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:41,471
Yeah, berg... I'm
Saying it matters.
453
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,487
♪ starting ♪
454
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:01,625
♪ today ♪
455
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,028
♪ I simply ♪
456
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,932
♪ have no choice ♪
457
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,303
♪ and sing with one voice ♪
458
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,342
Sprinkler.
459
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,479
Shopping cart.
460
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,016
Lawn mower.
461
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,419
And pull.
462
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,687
Do the hustle.
463
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,232
Nobody knows the hustle.
464
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:32,256
charlie's angels.
465
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,060
Man: in front.
31792
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
