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Sharon carter's office.
This is moneypenny.
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One moment. I'll,
Uh, I'll see if she's in.
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Ed walsh, greenpeace.
Sounds angry.
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Tell him I'm out
Having a seal sandwich.
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Ed? She'll have
To call you back.
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Thank you, moneypenny.
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Berg.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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I have never been more
Serious in my whole life, ashley.
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What are we talking about?
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I just saw the schedule
At the hospital.
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Why did you switch
To the night shift?
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'cause you're on the
Night shift, buttercup.
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And I switched
Into the night shift
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To get away from
You in the day shift.
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You've gotta stop
Following me around.
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Me? What about you?
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Antonio's, tomaso's,
Pizza shack, galucci's.
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What are you talking about?
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There's 40 pizza joints
Near your house,
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And yet every day
You take 3 buses
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To come here and tell me
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How much you
Don't want to see me.
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First of all, it's
One bus, berg, ok?
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And second of all,
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I would gladly follow you
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To the ends of the
Earth to tell you
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Just how much I
Don't want to see you.
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Am I being persistent or stupid?
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You're being
Persistently stupid.
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Berg: hey, how
Was the interview?
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Good.
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For those of you
Scoring at home,
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I am now 0 for 5.
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You know, architects
Can be so uptight.
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Really?
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What'd you do this time, pete?
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This time it was not my fault.
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I mean, how was I
Supposed to know
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That I was sticking my gum
Underneath a louis xiv chair?
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What is going on with you
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That you keep blowing
These interviews?
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I don't know. I guess I
Just want them so badly
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That once I get into
These guys' offices,
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I just turn into
This bumbling fool.
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Or...
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Maybe you don't want it at all.
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What?
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Maybe you just don't
Want to be an architect.
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Yeah, right.
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Let's face it, pete.
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You're not being yourself.
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I mean, last week,
You took a divot
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Out of an 18th
Century oriental rug.
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I didn't hear about that one.
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I wanted to see my chip shot.
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Meanwhile, I hit that chunk
Of rug straight as an arrow.
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Great first impression.
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Why do first impressions
Have to be so important?
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I mean, I make a great
Fourth impression.
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This interview thing's
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Sort of putting a mild
Snag in pete's career.
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You keep telling me
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That ashley's dad is
Some big architect.
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Can't you get him
To get pete a job?
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I've tried, but there's
Just one problem.
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She doesn't really
Like talking to me.
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For pete, I'll play
My trump card.
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What?
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I need you to get your dad
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To give pete a job.
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I told you, my dad's
Firm is really selective.
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Besides, it's really
Not something I would...
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I won't switch back
To the day shift.
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Done.
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I really appreciate
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You putting our romance on
Hold for the sake of my buddy.
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If pete screws this up, I'm
Holding you responsible.
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Do you think that I
Would do anything
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To upset my future
Father-in-law?
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Pete, I got you a job.
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Mr. Walker, it is an
Honor to meet you.
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My little ashley had an awful lot
Of good things to say about you.
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Glad to have you aboard.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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I really, really appreciate it.
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Wow! That's quite a structure.
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A new casino we're
Building in atlantic city.
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It has a biblical theme.
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Yes. I see how the
Red sea swimming pool
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Actually parts to
Accommodate the people mover.
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3 long years of hard work.
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Thousands of man hours.
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Hand me that cup of
Coffee, would you, pete?
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Thank you.
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So... What do you think?
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It's... It's amazing.
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Isn't it?
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Huh.
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What are you thinking?
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Just that if you move the
Garden of eden keno lounge
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To the other side of the
Noah's ark buffet you might, uh...
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You'd probably get a lot
More foot traffic to the, uh...
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What's that? The
Slots of jericho.
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That's... That's just a thought.
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It's a darn good thought.
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I'll tell you what...
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I want you to make a
Copy of our project list
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So you can familiarize yourself
With what we're doing around here.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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You might want to
Take a look at my...
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Crystal replica
Of the eiffel tower.
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It's priceless.
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Whoa! Ok.
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It's very lovely.
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I'm just gonna go... Copy.
Very nice meeting you.
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Bad machine.
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Bad.
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Hey. You must be the new guy.
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You're not gonna beat me up
And steal my lunch money, are you?
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Finally someone in this
Office with a sense of humor.
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How'd you ever get
Past the interview?
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Listen, I'm pete. Uh, brittany.
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Hi, brittany.
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So, you having a hard time here?
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Oh, this damn thing
Is driving me crazy.
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Well, let me help you out.
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See, you just have
To press right here
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And... And jiggle here...
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And then it should just, uh...
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Pop right in.
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Well, I guess it's
Just... Press and jiggle.
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There you go.
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Thank you, brittany.
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Well, we should really
Make sure that it works.
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Ok. Ok.
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What do you think?
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Well... Well, I... I don't
Know victoria's secret,
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But I know yours.
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Lock the door, pete.
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Wh-wh-what, are you
Crazy? Right here?
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Why not?
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Well, because I think
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It's a really bad career
Move. That's why not.
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Oh.
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Let me just say one thing.
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What?
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Ah, what's a career?
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Hey, berg.
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I just got off the
Phone with my father.
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Whatever pete did, I no
Longer consider him a friend.
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He said that everybody
At the office loves pete.
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I consider him a
Brother, actually.
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Well, I'm glad it worked out,
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'cause pete's a great guy.
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So, uh, how was your
First shift without me?
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Oh, god, berg, it was horrible.
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Really?
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People were actually
Being professional.
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Ooh.
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Work was being done.
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No one even had the
Decency to follow me around
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With a jar of eyeballs,
Singing I only have eyes for you.
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I think you kind of missed me.
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A little.
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Hey.
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Hey. It looks like you
Had a good first day.
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He's been smiling like this
Ever since I picked him up.
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You would not
Believe my first day.
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Yeah. I heard they
Love you at the office.
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Really?
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Yeah. Heard you scored big time.
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Just when you thought
You were in a slump,
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You bang one out of the park.
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All right, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
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What are you... Who
Were you talking to?
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Well, ashley. Her dad called
Her and told her everything.
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Her dad called and told her
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That I nailed some
Girl in the copy room?
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What? What?
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Uh, never mind.
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All right, look, what
Do you want from me?
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One minute I'm loading the paper
Tray, and the next minute I'm...
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Copying her panties.
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Look, I was the new guy.
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I was trying to make friends.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Are you out of your mind?
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Listen, I went out on a limb
For you with ashley, pete.
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You know what? You're
On a major self-destruct.
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Sharon, would you
Get off this already?
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Come on. You're just
Begging to get fired.
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How? How am I
Begging to get fired?
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I'll tell you how.
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Jack and jill start messing
Around at the office.
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It's jill's word against jack's.
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Jack gets fired.
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Jill gets his office,
His desk, and his salary.
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And I've felt horrible
About it ever since.
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All right. Sharon,
Look, I'm not jack.
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Listen, jack.
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You were using your
Sex life to jeopardize mine,
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And I will not have it.
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This has nothing to
Do with you and ashley.
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You're just jealous
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Because this is the best
First day of work story ever,
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And you just wish
It happened to you.
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He's got me there.
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May I say,
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You have a phenomenal
Feel for this equipment.
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Well, we should
Try the one upstairs.
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It's got a super-collator.
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So, same time tomorrow?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey. What's going on, pete?
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Oh, I was, uh, just throwin'
On a fresh bottle, mr. Walker.
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Brittany, you can learn
A lot from this guy.
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He's a real go-getter.
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You don't have to tell me, dad.
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Here you go.
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Oh, hey, berg. I was
Just thinking about you.
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Isn't it fun?
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Well... The way I see it,
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You can tell a
Lot about a person
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By the company
He keeps, and, uh,
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If a stable guy like
Pete is your best friend,
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Then maybe you're not
The neanderthal I thought.
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Ooga-boola.
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See you later.
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You will? Yeah.
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I'm switching back
To the night shift.
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Pete, keep up the good work.
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Ha ha!
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She thinks I'm stable.
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All right, berg, we
Gotta talk. What?
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You know the copy
Girl from work?
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Don't tell me you got caught
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'cause ashley's gonna kill me!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's nothin' like that.
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Good. It's worse.
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She's the boss' daughter.
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What?
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Th-that... That's impossible.
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Ashley's the boss' daughter.
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Yes, that's true.
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Whoa.
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You mean ashley lied about
Her dad owning the company?
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No...
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You're not sleeping with ashley?
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No.
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You're sleeping
With ashley's sister!
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Yes!
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No!
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You got the easy sister!
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What am I gonna do?
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What am I gonna do? I
Mean, if her dad finds out,
258
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,979
I'm gonna be blackballed,
And if I want to be an architect,
259
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,836
I'm gonna have to
Move to istanbul.
260
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,572
Ok, let me think. Let me think.
261
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,252
You got the easy sister!
262
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,556
Berg! Ok, ok.
263
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,847
Stop having sex with her.
264
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,553
You sure you don't want to think
About this a few more minutes?
265
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,633
You're right. You're
Right. You're right.
266
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:06,602
If you stop sleeping with her, she
Could get upset and tell her dad.
267
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,503
Right, right. So I'm gonna
Keep on having sex with her.
268
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,261
I knew I could
Count on you, buddy.
269
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,497
Hold it, copy boy.
270
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,046
If ashley finds out you're
Taking advantage of her sister,
271
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,314
That can't make me look good.
272
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,239
Why is this all about
You all of a sudden?
273
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,685
It's about you, ok? Look,
You gotta break up with her
274
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:24,949
And remain friends.
275
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,245
How the hell do you do that?
276
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,046
I don't know.
277
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,393
You know what we need?
278
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,916
What?
279
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,364
We need the advice of someone
Who's been dumped a lot.
280
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,454
Hello!
281
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,242
How do you know she'll be here?
282
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:51,802
We, uh... Warm up the
Copier here every day at 3:17.
283
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,171
Eew!
284
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,253
Except for the fact that
It's gonna ruin us both...
285
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,277
Way to go.
286
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,780
All right. How am I
Gonna break up with her?
287
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:03,881
Ok, um...
288
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,882
I need some
Background information.
289
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:05,928
What do you know about her?
290
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,429
Ok, her name is brittany,
291
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,693
And I believe she's on
The welcoming committee.
292
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,125
Anything more?
Anything personal,
293
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,896
Aside from the fact that
She likes to ride copiers?
294
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,366
Uh... No.
295
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,238
Once again, pete. Very proud.
296
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,674
I mean, ok, ok, purely physical.
297
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,676
I think you might
Be off the hook.
298
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,179
This reminds me of my
Relationship with tyler.
299
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,281
Just go in, tell her it was fun,
300
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,916
Thanks a lot, but it's over.
301
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,385
All right. I'll be right back.
302
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,525
Is that a new outfit?
303
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,972
Yeah. Got it on sale.
304
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:50,962
I like it.
305
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,077
Thanks.
306
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,699
How'd it go?
307
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,635
Before I could say
Anything, she gave me this.
308
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,636
Ohh!
309
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,238
Sharon. Ok.
310
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,606
Ok, ok, ok, ok.
311
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,319
Um, beyond the physical.
Beyond the physical.
312
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,609
She likes you.
313
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,545
This reminds me of my
Relationship with tom.
314
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,547
Tell her, "We can't be together
315
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,549
Because I'll lose
Myself in you."
316
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,624
All right. Lose myself.
All right. I'll be right back.
317
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,992
Say, you know they're
Gonna shut our water off
318
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,727
Between 8:00 and 5:00 tomorrow?
319
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,829
Oh, no. I didn't know that.
320
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,565
They sent us a notice.
321
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,368
Hmm. Thanks. I'll fill
Up my tub tonight.
322
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,183
Sharon: what happened?
323
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,773
I told her that I was
Afraid I'd lose myself in her,
324
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,943
And she got mad. She wants to
Know what the hell that means.
325
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:43,259
Well... What the
Hell does that mean?
326
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,317
God! I can't believe I let
Tom get away with that!
327
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,752
She's waiting for an answer.
328
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,255
Oh, ok! Ok! Ok! Ok! Ok! Ok!
329
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,757
Jason! Ha ha! The
Guy from hawaii, yes!
330
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,459
Go in,
331
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,795
Tell her, uh, you
Like her too much,
332
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,809
And you're just not in
That place in your life.
333
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,313
Ooh! Yeah.
334
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,768
Yeah, I like that. All
Right. I will be right back.
335
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,375
Whatever happened
To jason anyway?
336
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,323
That was the only time I got
Dumped where it wasn't terrible.
337
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,315
We stayed friends. In fact,
He was so sweet about it
338
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,817
That we just kept on
Having sex for, like...
339
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,935
Hey. Uh, buddy, you...
You can't go in there.
340
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,293
Nonsense. I can go anywhere
I want. I own this building.
341
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,264
You're... You're...
You're mr. Walker.
342
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,869
Sharon... This is mr. Walker.
343
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,616
Please be locked.
Please be locked.
344
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,307
Please be locked.
Please... Pete!
345
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,308
Brittany!
346
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,309
Daddy?!
347
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,677
Pete: sir?
348
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,815
He didn't lock the door.
349
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,156
Oh, my god. Daddy. Is he ok?
350
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,869
Well, he... He passed
Out, and he hit his head,
351
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,039
And now he has a mild
Concussion, but the doctors say
352
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,461
He's gonna be just fine.
353
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,830
Oh, thank god you
Were there to help.
354
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,199
Well...
355
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,469
Well, it was pretty
Touch-and-go there for a while.
356
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,472
Oh. So how did it happen?
357
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,139
How did what happen?
358
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,108
What brought it on?
359
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,712
Oh, it was awful!
360
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,614
We'll give you
Two a minute alone.
361
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,681
Ashley: oh.
362
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,683
Ok, what the hell
Was I thinking?
363
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,830
If the old man tells
Ashley, I lose my job,
364
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,999
And you lose your
Imaginary girlfriend.
365
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,801
Look. Listen to me, ok?
366
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,904
That guy took a pretty
Hard shot to the head, ok?
367
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,840
So there's a good chance he's
Not gonna remember any of this.
368
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,140
Brittany: he's waking up.
369
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,299
Walker: ohh... Daddy?
370
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,612
Ashley: daddy.
371
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,035
Ashley?
372
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,404
How are you feeling?
373
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,340
Well, I'm a little dizzy.
My head really hurts.
374
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,895
Whew! Whew!
375
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,211
What happened?
376
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,880
Well, I remember...
377
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,695
Oh. I remember I had
To make some copies,
378
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,719
And, uh...
379
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,288
Then I don't remember.
380
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,857
Walker: oh, wait!
381
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:07,893
No. That's it.
382
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,163
Daddy, I am so
Glad that you're ok.
383
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,399
Ohh... My little angel.
384
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,434
Hah!
385
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,739
Oh.
386
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,073
Daddy.
387
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,575
This is berg.
388
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,377
He saved your life.
389
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,545
Thank you.
390
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,979
Don't thank me, sir.
391
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,982
Pete here deserves
All the credit.
392
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,317
I have the feeling
393
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,996
This internship is the beginning
394
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,088
Of a long and prosperous
Future with my firm.
395
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,790
Long future?
396
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,560
As in the rest of my life?
397
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,073
I... I don't... Oh, come
On, come on, pete.
398
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,075
It's perfectly normal
To have cold feet
399
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,577
When you're about to
Embark on something
400
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,601
That's gonna change your life.
401
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,815
Well, I mean, actually,
My feet are fine.
402
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,572
But, um...
403
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,985
I think maybe it's just my
Passion for architecture
404
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,277
Is what cooled off.
405
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,672
Nonsense. If you weren't a man of
Passion, you wouldn't be here right now.
406
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,450
Walker: let me tell
You something, pete.
407
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,652
These are the days
408
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,727
And the decisions that
Determine a young man's future.
409
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,137
I'm afraid you're right, sir.
410
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,606
You bet I am. And there's
Not a damn thing you can say
411
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,196
That'll convince me
412
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,009
That you're not gonna turn
Out to be one hell of an architect.
413
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,411
I piled your daughter
On the copy machine.
414
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,935
What? What?
415
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,314
What? What? What?
416
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,183
He said he piled your daughter
417
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,985
On the copy machine.
418
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,642
You're right! You!
419
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:32,855
I remember now!
420
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,078
You're fired!
421
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,680
Consider your
Architecture career over!
422
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,818
I believe I do, sir.
423
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:42,988
Thank you.
424
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,023
I'm hopin'...
425
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,160
That this doesn't
Reflect poorly upon me.
426
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,530
Call me.
427
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,416
Here's to you, pete.
428
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,041
You know, who would've
Thought me, jobless, directionless,
429
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,976
And happy as a clam?
430
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,757
Well, personally, I
Thought it was pretty classy
431
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,426
Of my future father-in-law
432
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,161
To have your stuff boxed
And waiting on the curb.
433
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,764
See, pete? Who knows you
Better than anybody, huh?
434
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,988
You were right. I was
Just sabotaging myself
435
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,224
Because I don't really
Want to be an architect.
436
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,961
Hmm. Maybe I was sabotaging
My relationship with ashley
437
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,997
'cause I...'cause I don't
Really want to be with her.
438
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,400
Really? No!
439
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,114
Actually, berg, I don't
Think you blew it with ashley
440
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,715
As much as you think.
441
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,838
What do you mean?
442
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:35,839
Well, I talked
To her a little bit
443
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:36,840
At the hospital.
444
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,142
And?
445
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,410
And...
446
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,790
She actually thought
It was kind of amusing,
447
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,327
You know, the way that you
Begged her to get pete a job,
448
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,096
And then pete comin' in
And blowin' her dad's mind,
449
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,299
Nearly giving him
A heart attack.
450
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:54,191
She said, "I guess that's
All part of berg's charm."
451
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,859
Really? No!
452
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,435
Woman on tv: in super
Slow-motion photography,
453
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,638
We witness a dung beetle
Emerge from the dung ball,
454
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,808
Only to fall victim to the sticky
Tongue of an awaiting chameleon.
455
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,311
This is really what
You do all day?
456
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,978
Mm-hmm.
457
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,180
Cool.
458
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,620
Hear me out. How is it?
459
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,166
Excellent. Great.
460
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,668
Look, I'm not saying
Quit the red sox.
461
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,459
They need a short stop too.
462
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:29,671
I'm just saying...
463
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,729
Play for us on saturdays.
464
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,966
Only if she's playing.
465
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,835
That's our catcher.
466
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,337
Right now you are
Embarrasing me.
467
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:41,772
He's embarrasing me.
468
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,007
That's why I come here. Oh.
469
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,377
That and the pizza.
470
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,372
It's free, right? It's on pete.
471
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,682
Ok, lumar. Last offer.
472
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,884
You play for us,
473
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,397
You don't pay for the uniforms.
474
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,755
Red sox don't make
Me pay for my uniform.
475
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,425
Yeah, but these
Are pre-shunk cut.
476
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,927
Later, guys.
477
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,563
Later.
478
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,197
See you.
479
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:10,467
Darn. I can't believe the red
Sox got him before we did.
480
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,880
Don't worry. He will be back.
481
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,970
How do you know?
482
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,565
Stole his rookie
Of the year ring
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