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This game sucks.
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Where's the remote?
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I don't know.
Where'd you put it?
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I think sharon's sitting on it.
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No, I'm not.
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Well, are you sure?
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Yeah. I think I'd feel it.
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Sharon, I left it right
Where you're sitting.
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Come on, get up.
All right! All right!
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See?
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Listen, while you're up,
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Could you get us a
Couple more beers?
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Looking for this?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Can I get you a tall
Cool glass of lemonade?
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Yeah. That'd be nice.
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Coming right up.
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Sharon. Going
After the repairman.
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Chick-a-bwow.
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Did you ever stop and and think
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That johnny just might be
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An emotionally scarred
Working-class hero
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Whose genius is simply untapped?
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You know, sharon, I am so sorry
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That I got you good will
Hunting for your birthday.
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Pete, can I get a
Lemonade, please?
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Sharon, I'm working here.
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Hence my crazy idea
To order from you.
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I'm having a little trouble
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With my class
Schedule right now.
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I would've gone
Over it last night,
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But I was a little busy
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Preparing for my interview
With conway and associates.
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It's just the biggest
Architecture firm in boston, ok?
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And if I get this internship,
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I'm gonna be set
For life. Set for life!
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But I suppose...
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I suppose I can put
Everything on hold
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And get you your lemonade!
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Ok.
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Ok.
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I'll get the lemonade.
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God, ice that vein in the
Middle of your forehead.
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I just started my
Psych rotation.
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Great.
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And, you know, I think
I found my calling...
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Easing the woes of
The petes of the world.
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Well, on behalf of
The petes of the world,
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Go away.
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Pete, come on, what's wrong?
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They're not gonna
Let me graduate
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Unless I take an elective.
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What kind of police
State are we living in?
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Berg, look, it's my
Last year, all right?
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I need to focus.
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I don't need a
Distraction right now.
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A distraction is exactly
What you need right now.
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You're too focused, ok?
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You've been eating and
Sleeping architecture
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For the last 8 months.
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You're stressed
Out over a career
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That you haven't
Even started yet.
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You know, I think
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That a nice, easy elective
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Would be a good thing.
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It'll loosen you up.
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Ok! Ok!
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I wish I had my last semester
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To do all over again.
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Because once you're
Out in the real world,
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Every day is all...
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Yecch and... And... Blecch.
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You got that lemonade?
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Sharon: oh, yeah. Here you go.
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Berg: ok. Right here...
The perfect elective.
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Intermediate bowling.
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Bowling?
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That's a course?
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I've been bowling every wednesday
Night for the past 10 years.
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Where's my ph.D.?
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John, it's not just bowling.
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It's bowling... Appreciation.
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What I appreciate about bowling
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Is it costs me 15 bucks.
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It's gonna cost
You clowns 8 grand.
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Go figure.
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I gotta track down a
Part. I'll see you tomorrow.
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And thanks for the lemonade.
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Sure.
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Ha ha ha.
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Yeah, yeah. If he's so smart,
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Why is it taking him 4
Days to fix a jukebox?
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Every night, after he leaves,
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I break a different part.
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Oh! Man, I gotta
Xerox my blueprints,
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I gotta pick up my
Suit from the cleaners,
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And, somehow, I have
To drop these cards off
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To the registrar's
Office by 5:00.
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Hey, if you want,
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I'll drop by the registrar's
Office on the way home
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And drop those off for you.
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You rule.
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I most certainly do.
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Hey, berg.
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Hey.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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Funniest thing...
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I went in to my
Metallurgy class today,
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And it turns out I'm not
Enrolled in metallurgy.
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Apparently, someone enrolled me
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In sports broadcasting.
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Hmm...
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And how does that make you feel?
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Angry.
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That's good.
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Now tell me, how are
We gonna work through
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These negative emotions, pete?
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Well, first, I'm
Gonna lunge at you
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And beat you unconscious
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With my sports
Broadcasting book.
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Come on.
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Oh, no. I can do it. It's
A really heavy book.
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Berg, I tried to switch out,
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But all the other
Electives were full.
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Well, you should've
Gotten there early,
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Like I did.
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Berg, I gotta go
To this interview.
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Then I gotta rush over and
Announce this stupid game
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For this stupid course that
I shouldn't even be taking.
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And if I don't
Go, I'm gonna fail!
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This is the rest of my
Life we're talking about.
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Exactly.
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This is your last year
Of grad school. Ok?
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Your last year to
Do something... Fun.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Your last year before
Yecch and blecch.
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This is my last year.
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Oh, my god. Berg,
It's my last year.
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And you wanted to
Strike me with a book.
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But sports broadcasting?
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Come on. You know sports
Better than anyone. True.
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How many times watching
Football at o'malley's
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Have people thrown
Peanuts at your head
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And told you to sit
Down and shut up?
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A lot.
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Now you get college
Credit for that.
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It'll be great.
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The big crowd, the stadium,
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The fans, the
Action on the field.
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And tell me...
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Who, who is gonna bring that fun
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Into everyone's living rooms?
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Pete dunville?
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Yeah!
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All right, I'm gonna
Go to my interview.
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I want you to meet
Me at the game.
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And if I don't have any fun,
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I'm gonna have to
Kill you afterwards.
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Fair enough.
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I must say, mr. Dunville,
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Your portfolio
Is quite impressive.
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Thank you, sir. Thank you.
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I found this on the bus.
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It's just a little
Joke to break...
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Break the tension.
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So, what inspired you
To be an architect?
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Oh, my dad. My dad mostly.
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Was he an architect?
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No, no, no, no.
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He was a foreman on
Construction sites.
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Ever since I was,
Like, 8 years old,
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He always had these
Big dreams for me.
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And, you know,
So... Hi. How are you?
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The thing that
Strikes me, mr. Dunville,
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Is in the past 25 minutes,
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You've answered
All of our questions
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In a clear and competent manner.
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But the one thing I
Haven't heard you say is...
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Why you love architecture.
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Why I love architecture.
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Um...
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Well, you know,
The thing is, is...
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Well, I mean, it's because...
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Well, without architecture,
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We'd all be outside.
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Thank you, mr. Dunville.
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We'll have you back tomorrow
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To meet our senior partners.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Did you get that
Thing with the bus?
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This is pete dunville
For wmfo college radio,
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And we've got a real
Clash of the titans tonight.
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The first round
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Of the monday night
Chess club tournament
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Is just seconds away
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After these words
From frank's auto repair.
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Remember, at frank's...
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You won't get rooked.
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Pete, you're doing great.
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You got the crowd in a frenzy.
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It'll be great... You say.
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It'll be great!
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The crowd, the stadium,
The action on the field!
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This game doesn't
Even have a ball.
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So... So... I... I take it the
Interview went poorly.
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No, no.
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The interview went great.
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I'm going back to meet
The senior partners.
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Hey. Have I told you
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That I love architecture lately?
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When you've been together
As long as we have, you...
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You don't have to say it.
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Oh. And we're back,
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And I think a move
Is about to happen.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait... Nope.
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Yes!
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No!
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Yes! Yes! And what a move it was
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From our exchange
Student yuri kirov,
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Who hails from kazakhstan.
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Ha ha! I'll tell you,
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I don't know how much longer
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He'll be able to sustain
This dizzying pace.
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Oh... Oh, and... And
The countermove.
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Oh! And a beauty!
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Pawn to knight 4.
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An unexpectedly aggressive play
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By our challenger
Isaac glickstein.
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We... We have a
Slugfest brewin' here
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In the cohen auditorium.
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And yuri, "The mad russian,"
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Is dominating both
Sides of the board!
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And glickstein's
Queen is runnin' scared.
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Go get 'em, yuri!
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Finish him, yuri!
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You're right. This is a blast!
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We've made a breakthrough.
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Oh! And yuri sends his
Bishop coast to coast!
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Oh, wait!
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Wait! Glickstein's king
Is trapped in the corner!
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And he looks left.
He looks right.
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There's nowhere to go!
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Wait, wait! Yes, it's
Checkmate! It's over!
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Whoo!
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There's a party in
Kazakhstan tonight!
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I love sports broadcasting!
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What are you doin'?
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Nothing.
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Oh... Sharon.
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You think johnny's gonna be
Able to solve that, don't you?
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It's possible.
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Admit it. You like this guy,
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And you just can't stand the fact
That he's not an investment banker.
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You are so... So now...
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You're rationalizing,
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Telling yourself
He's some big genius.
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Go play with pete's
Brain. Leave mine alone.
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Johnny. Uh, what
Do you make of this?
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Hey, I know this.
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You do?
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Yeah. Sure.
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There you go.
264
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,354
Huh!
265
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,491
He did it.
266
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,793
Johnny proved the elusive
267
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,429
"Cute bunny with a big
Fluffy tail" theorem.
268
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,547
Hey, everyone.
How you all doin'?
269
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,404
Ooh! Mine!
270
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,384
Hey, who's this happy guy?
271
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,919
Where's my friend?
272
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,143
You were right, berg.
Sports broadcasting.
273
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,278
Ha ha!
274
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,890
Now, normally, this
Type of progress
275
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,881
Would've taken years
Of psychoanalysis.
276
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,251
Me? Half-hour.
277
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,064
Are you pete dunville?
278
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,455
Yeah, that's me.
279
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,468
Oh, I knew it! Hey,
Guys, I was right!
280
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,159
Here he is... The
Voice of chess!
281
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,027
Yes, I am.
282
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,074
Come on, do it. Do it!
283
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,365
Ok, ok, ok.
284
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,037
This is pete dunville
Reminding you...
285
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,539
It's your move.
286
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,775
Oh, awesome!
287
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,378
All right, see you later.
288
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,112
Bye.
289
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:59,350
So, I just stopped
In to let you know
290
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,486
To huddle around
Your radios tonight
291
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,920
Because... That's right...
292
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,955
Pete dunville is announcing
Women's basketball.
293
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:05,991
Ha ha!
294
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,359
Tufts vs. Amherst.
5 p.M. Tipoff.
295
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,196
Ok, first of all... Stop referring
To yourself in the third person.
296
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,745
And second, I thought you were
Meeting the senior partners tonight.
297
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:16,901
I'm blowin' 'em off.
298
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,102
What?
299
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,604
Yup. Blowin' 'em off.
300
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,106
But this internship is huge.
301
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,487
Set for life. "Can't get
You lemonade." remember?
302
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,778
That was before I decided
To quit architecture.
303
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,078
What?!
304
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,581
Yeah! All thanks to that man,
305
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,150
For he hath shown me the light.
306
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,887
Don't looketh at me.
307
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,835
Hey, hey, you're a semester
Away from getting your degree.
308
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,026
Get your butt down
To that interview.
309
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,072
If I go to that interview,
I'm gonna tell you right now,
310
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,108
Yeah? I'm gonna
Get that internship.
311
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:49,166
And then I'm gonna be locked
Into that job for the rest of my life.
312
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,869
Why settle for yecch and blecch
313
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,538
When I can have yippee?
314
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,007
Don't do this. It's
Bad for your future.
315
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,109
And your parents
Are gonna blame me.
316
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,847
Your mother still hasn't forgiven
Me for setting the pool on fire.
317
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,316
You did set the pool on fire.
318
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,418
And I'm tired of
Hearin' about it.
319
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,455
Ever since I was 12 years old,
320
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,956
I never even thought about
321
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,459
Being anything but an architect.
322
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,639
I mean, I was the
Only kid on my block
323
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,808
Who used scaffolding
To build a snowman.
324
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,932
Yes, which is why you
Should be an architect!
325
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,133
No. No. Look,
326
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,747
This stupid elective
Has opened my eyes.
327
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,949
There's so many things out
There that I've been missing,
328
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,150
But not anymore. All right?
329
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,452
So wish me luck.
330
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,142
Good-bye, and I will
See you on the radio.
331
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,512
And pete dunville
Is out the door!
332
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,181
Where does he get these ideas?
333
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,282
Ohh!
334
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,550
This isn't funny.
335
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,906
You broke our
Pete. Now go fix him.
336
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,059
Where's berg? I need
Him to sign for this.
337
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,439
Oh, you just missed him.
338
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,430
But if you left now,
339
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,932
Traveling at 15.6
Kilometers per hour,
340
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,445
And berg is traveling
341
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,347
At 5.3 kilometers per hour,
342
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,048
How many minutes will it be
343
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,832
Before you reach him?
344
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,511
So in other words,
He's not here.
345
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,879
Right.
346
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,287
Ok. "Number 42... Tracy keller.
347
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,356
Raised her 8 brothers
While father worked nights."
348
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,258
Mmm, it's a good
Human interest story.
349
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,295
"Number 8... Cheryl lasasso.
350
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,464
"Amazing jump shot.
351
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,666
Parents lived in a bubble."
352
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,403
Ok! I can use that.
353
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,172
Hey ya, pete.
354
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,619
Berg, berg, don't even
Try and talk me out of this
355
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,853
'cause it's not gonna work.
356
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,822
I just came by to wish you
Luck in your new career.
357
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,680
I even... Well, I... I
Brought you a present.
358
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:46,818
Oh!
359
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,620
Wow! Berg, these are amazing!
360
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,188
I knew you'd like 'em.
361
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,502
Berg, these are the original
Blueprints for fenway park!
362
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,092
Well, this is scaled down.
363
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,161
In real life, it's really
Much bigger than this.
364
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,675
Oh. Look. Look. Look where
The scoreboard used to be.
365
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,310
Man! They don't build
'em like this anymore.
366
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,245
And look... They used I-beams
To support the upper deck.
367
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,247
It gave the game character.
368
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,504
It's pretty cool, huh?
369
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,083
It's very, very coo.
370
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,453
See, this... This puts
Everything into perspective.
371
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,988
You know, this gives me
Something to shoot for.
372
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,545
Really? Yeah.
373
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,692
I hope to announce a
Game there someday.
374
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,449
Nice try.
375
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,962
This was supposed
To be an elective...
376
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,619
Not a career.
377
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,833
Look, you can't just throw
Everything away like this.
378
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:27,024
You did a good thing. You
Helped me find my calling.
379
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,158
Your calling?
380
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,160
Yeah! I'm a natural.
381
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,575
You did the play-by-play
For one chess match.
382
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,632
I was on top of everything.
383
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,834
I didn't miss a move.
384
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,147
They made a move...
Every 35 minutes.
385
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,205
Pete! Interview!
386
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,919
Come on. It'll be fun.
What do you say? Pete...
387
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,476
Hey. You...
388
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,012
Your body language
Is very negative.
389
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,153
So, johnny... You like to read?
390
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,955
Yeah, I like to read.
391
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,857
Oh. What did you think
392
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,704
Of kant's critique
Of pure reason?
393
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,873
Oh, man, I couldn't get
Enough of it. Really?
394
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,731
No! What, are you crazy?
395
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,844
What are you trying to do?
396
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,379
Look, I wasn't trying
To s... Yes, you were.
397
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,180
No, no, no. I didn't
Mean... Yes, you did.
398
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,939
See, do I know this,
Do I know that? Look.
399
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,874
Let me tell you what I do know.
400
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,453
I know how to take
A chevy carburetor
401
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,944
And put it into a ford.
402
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,445
I know every word
403
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,958
To every motown
Song ever written.
404
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,950
And... I know you
Watch too many movies.
405
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,052
What? What are
You talking about?
406
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,987
good will hunting.
407
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,100
Oh. God, I've been
Meaning to see that,
408
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,825
Sharon. But when
I go to rent it... Ok.
409
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,493
I know one more thing.
410
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,131
You are very, very cute.
411
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,134
Guess I don't
Have to be a genius
412
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,571
To figure that one out.
413
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,972
You know, it's 5:00.
414
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,317
You might want to
Turn on the radio.
415
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,408
Your stupid friend is on.
416
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,477
Ha ha ha ha!
417
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,684
Pete: good evening,
Ladies and gentlemen,
418
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,485
And welcome to cousens gym.
419
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,954
I'm pete dunville,
420
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,934
And we're just seconds
Away from the tipoff
421
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,424
Of what promises to be
The most explosive game
422
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,894
Between these 2
Intrastate rivals.
423
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,996
Ok, looks like
They're ready to play,
424
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,798
And here's the tip!
425
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,612
Copley's all over it as tufts
Sends it up court on a fast break.
426
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,103
Copley passes it
To sheila lawrence!
427
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,283
Sheila lawrence
Finds lasasso baseline!
428
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,507
And cheryl lasasso dunks it,
429
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,875
Just like a man!
430
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,794
Dunks... Like a man?
431
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,262
Oh, pete, don't explain
It. Just move on. Move on.
432
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,121
And when... When I say
She dunks it like a man,
433
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,068
I don't mean to imply that
Women aren't as good as men,
434
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,691
They're just slower.
435
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,162
It's like a handicap,
But... But not a bad one.
436
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,033
Women can do
Anything. I mean, I'm sure...
437
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,468
I'm sure that someday we'll
Even have a woman president.
438
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,904
We almost had a black president.
439
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,220
Not that we shouldn't
Have a black president.
440
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,777
In fact, next election,
441
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,947
I'm voting for a
Woman black president.
442
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,782
Shut up, pete. Just
Shut up already.
443
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,885
And I'm gonna vote for her,
444
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,486
Not because she's black,
445
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,589
But because she's
The most qualified...
446
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,125
Whoever she is.
447
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,163
The score is 16-12 as we
Go into our first time-out.
448
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,443
I'm pete dunville with
What is shaping up to be...
449
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,134
My last broadcast.
450
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,344
Johnny, I'm telling you.
451
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,147
I'm not just saying this.
452
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,448
They're not a couple of idiots.
453
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,250
Look, all I know is,
454
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,954
Somehow, somebody got
Rigatoni in the jukebox.
455
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,389
Ooh! Ha ha!
456
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,357
You just have to
Get to know 'em.
457
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,966
My professor, miss devore,
Made a point to stop by
458
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,169
And personally give me a "D."
459
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,469
That's not so bad.
460
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,216
I've never gotten a
"D" before in my life.
461
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,473
Security gave you a
Personal escort to your car.
462
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,210
That's pretty cool.
463
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,590
Look, I've been studying
Architecture my whole life, right?
464
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,592
And then along comes this
Sports broadcasting thing,
465
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,083
And it felt great!
466
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,262
You know? And I know
I went a little nuts.
467
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,754
All right. But it
Was so liberating.
468
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,690
So basically, the
Thing I love, I suck at.
469
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,566
Boy, do you ever. I'll say.
470
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,775
Rhetorical. Didn't
Need a response.
471
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,145
And the thing I'm
Great at, I threw away.
472
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,269
Not necessarily.
What do you mean?
473
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,271
That big firm you had
The interview with?
474
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,806
You have another
Interview tuesday.
475
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,909
I... I wrote them a note as your
Doctor saying you were ill.
476
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,746
Really? Yeah. Now,
If anybody asks,
477
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,281
You had electroshock therapy.
478
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,816
So twitch a little.
479
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,026
You broke our
Pete. Now go fix him.
480
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,027
But, wait.
481
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,074
Before, before we do anything...
482
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,133
You just slapped
Me in the didn't you?
483
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,267
That threw you?!
484
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,935
Yeah.
485
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,875
It was just like a nice
Little surprise on my day.
486
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,956
Should I not slapped his?
487
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,880
Sure. Sure. It felt great.
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