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Berg, come here.
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Check this out. Check this out.
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It's a spider.
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No, no, no!
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It's a mind-boggling
Achievement of engineering.
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Did you know that the
Underbeam structure
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Of the cranberg
Building in cincinnati
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Is based directly upon god's
Own design of the common spider?
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My fault.
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There I am, hovering
Over the body,
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The sweat is burning in my eyes.
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But I know the patient's life
Depends upon my steady hand,
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So I grab the tweezers,
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Stick it into his chest
Cavity ever so gingerly,
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Pull out his... Funny bone.
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Big red nose never went off.
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You knew you were
Gonna be a doctor
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Because you were good
At playing operation.
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Ever since I was 6 1/2.
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Liar! Ahem!
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It must be so great
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Having always known
What you were gonna be.
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Yeah. It's always
Given me peace.
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Liar! Ahem!
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Excuse me. My friend
Needs medical attention.
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Ah-ahem!
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Something in your throat?
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I'm sorry, sir, but I'm gonna
Have to give you a ticket.
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Do you know how fast you
Were lying back there? What?
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You didn't know you wanted
To be a doctor till 3 months ago.
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Well, if I hadn't lied
In the first place,
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I never would've
Ended up in med school.
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So my stupid chemical company
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Decides to have a stupid booth
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At this stupid earth day fair,
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And guess who's
Stupid enough to run it.
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Does bring out the
Amino acids in your eyes.
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What do you think?
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I think you got a
Terrific future as a dork.
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What's with the
Outfit? His dad's in town.
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Great. I haven't seen
Him since graduation.
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Not great. Berg,
Stop playing dress-up
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And tell your dad that you
Dropped out of law school
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2 years ago. What?
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He still thinks
You're in law school?
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Well, your dad still
Thinks you're a virgin.
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Berg, come on. Tell
Your dad the truth.
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We don't tell the
Truth in my family.
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My dad's a lawyer.
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That's healthy.
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We don't fight, we don't share,
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And no shoes in the living room.
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Berg, you owe him the truth.
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It's not like I'm
Taking his money.
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I'm here on scholarship.
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Eventually, he's gonna find out.
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I'm just trying
To buy some time.
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I am this close to figuring
Out what I wanna do with my life.
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What happened to philosophy?
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Philosophy was this close.
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It's mentally challenging,
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But it's just not
Serving up the babes.
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Berg, look, just go
To business school.
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Become an executive.
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You'll have all the
Women you want.
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Like I'm gonna wear
One of these every day.
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Ok, so basically, you're
Looking for a career
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Where you can wear
Pajamas and gawk at chicks.
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Sing it, sister!
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But for the time being,
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As far as my dad's concerned,
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I'm just a mild-mannered
Law student
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For a great
Metropolitan law school.
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Either I'm not superman,
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Or she's wearing lead panties.
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Now, remember, mr. Bauer,
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I'm a law student.
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No, you're not.
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You're a philosophy major.
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But for today, mr. Bauer,
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Just say I'm in law school, ok?
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I wish I could, but I can't.
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And why not?
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Today is my son's birthday,
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And I missed his party.
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I was busy in court.
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At least that's what
I told the little guy.
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So my son made a wish:
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For 24 hours, I
Cannot tell a lie.
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This can't be good for me.
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Welcome to my world.
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My god! He's actually clearing
The dishes off the table.
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All right, what have
You done with my son?
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Dad!
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Mike!
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Mr. Bergen.
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Pete!
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When are you gonna start
Designing that beach house for me?
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Soon as I get your deposit.
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Well, you just have
Your hotshot lawyer here
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Send over the contracts.
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Dad... You remember bill.
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Bill! Sure.
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My son doing a good job?
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Oh, yeah...
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When I can pull him
Away from the law books,
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Though he did promise to work
Late friday and saturday nights
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To make up for it.
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Right, berg? Sure,
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Because I would never
Take advantage of you.
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Excuse me, mr. Bergen.
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What's his name
Again? Mr. Bauer.
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Right. Mr. Bauer,
What's going on?
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My shorts are bunching up on me.
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Well!
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Tell me about law school.
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Uhh!
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Is he all right?
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Not even remotely.
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Mr. Bauer: philosophy!
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Dad, why don't you
Grab a seat out here?
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I'll be there in a sec.
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Good. We'll have
A cigar and talk.
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Uh, he wants to
Have a talk, pete.
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Uh, you gotta come with me.
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Look, this is between
You and your dad.
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I'm not getting
In the middle of it.
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Ok, fine.
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But if he starts
Asking about the law,
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Just run interference.
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Come on, berg. I'm
Not good at this.
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Nonsense.
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Here you go, boys.
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Mmm! Cubans.
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Aren't these against the law?
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Easy, easy. Easy there.
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So, dad... You're in town.
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Yeah, I'm in town for
Business. Important business.
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I'm here to talk to you
About becoming a lawyer.
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I love football!
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Steve young's a lawyer.
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It's the 49ers quarterback.
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I bet he's happy when
The defense rests.
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So, mike, how you
Finding second year?
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Oh, I am loving it.
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Studying constantly.
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Ha ha! That's funny.
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As a kid, he never
Stuck with anything.
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One week it was rugby,
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Next week, astronomy,
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And then there was music.
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"Daddy, I'm gonna be
The next roy clark."
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I don't have to tell you that
Banjo's still sitting in the garage.
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Pete: ha ha ha!
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Banjo? Ha ha ha!
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Why don't you tell him that really
Interesting steve young story again?
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Now he's graduating law school.
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Due in no small part
To you, mr. Dunville.
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What?
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You've had an important
Influence on him.
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Kept this head in the game.
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Without you, he probably
Would've quit law school.
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Oh, sir, you're giving
Me way too much credit.
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Nonsense!
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I wanna give you
Something to just...
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Kind of help you along while you're
Designing that beach house for me.
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Uh, no, really...
Take my pen, please.
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Gotta run, boys. Big meeting.
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Mike, we got dinner
At 8:00 tonight, ok?
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And, pete? Thanks again.
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And you say you're
Not good at this.
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All right. You know what?
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That's it. All done!
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I'm out!
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You know what?
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You're nothing like your dad.
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I don't even know
Where you came from.
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And don't say "Albany."
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The thing is, I
Aspire to someday be
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The kind of man your father is.
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A man with purpose
And direction.
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A man with dignity.
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Go work the fair.
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Think about what I said...
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And not how stupid
I look in this hat.
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You're against chemicals, huh?
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Hey, you! Mr. Rogaine!
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Where do you think
Your new hair came from?
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And what about her?
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You think those are real?
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I don't think so!
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You should be
Picketing her chest!
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Pete!
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Hey! I saw a group of
People down that way.
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They were eating veal.
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Thank you.
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Nice hat.
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Phi beta kappa.
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Summa cum laude. How are you?
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You want a slice?
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Uhh! Don't even mention food.
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I've had, like, 8
Of these things.
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What's that?
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Oh, they're great. It's
A synthetic candy bar.
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They taste exactly
Like chocolate,
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Only no fat, no
Sodium, no calories.
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These are gonna be
The next big thing...
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Ooh!
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If they're ever
Approved by the fda.
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Here come the
Ozone lovers again.
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Oh, no. They're carrying eggs.
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Where you going?
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Got high cholesterol.
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Coward!
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You know what makes
Those eggs so large?
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You know what I'm gonna
Get this stain out with?
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Hey, pizza head!
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That is so unnecessary.
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You want pepperoni?
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Ah-ah-ah. You can't
Move your head.
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Mr. Bergen?
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Mike's not with you, is he?
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No. He's at work.
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What are you doing here?
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What happened to
Your big meeting?
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This is my big meeting.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I resigned from
The firm. I'm starting over.
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You had this brilliant career,
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And you gave it up to become...
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A caricaturist?
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We prefer "Sketch artist."
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And I've been lying
To my son about this.
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Please promise me
You won't tell him.
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Just when I think I'm out...
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They pull me back in!
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Mr. Bergen, you're
A harvard lawyer.
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Why are you working the
Fair circuit? Sit down, pete.
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What's your favorite
Sport? Basketball.
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Play tennis? Not really.
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How about badminton? No...
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Oh, mr. Bergen, don't draw me.
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Oh, man!
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Oh, I get it.
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You can't tell me
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Because you're actually here
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Gathering evidence for a case.
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Tell me you're gathering
Evidence for a case.
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I left the law to pursue
My passion for art.
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Art?
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Big heads on little
Bodies is not art.
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Well, I'm having
The time of my life.
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Then why haven't you told berg?
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Come on! You know that ficus
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Dreamt of following
In my footsteps,
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And you gotta help me
Hide the truth from him.
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Oh, no. Just until he graduates.
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No, no. Mr. Bergen,
I'm not good at this.
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Nonsense!
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Now, here you go, pete.
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My ears are not that big.
262
00:11:52,468 --> 00:11:54,013
Sketch artist? Yeah, yeah.
263
00:11:54,036 --> 00:11:56,275
He's right down there.
264
00:11:56,308 --> 00:11:58,675
Look.
265
00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,414
Wow. He really nailed your ears.
266
00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:01,822
He did not nail my ears!
267
00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:04,914
Ha ha! You gotta
Love those bergens.
268
00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:07,730
This is sick. That's perfect.
269
00:12:07,764 --> 00:12:09,970
What's so perfect about it?
270
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,987
Pete dunville is
Gonna save the day.
271
00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,450
Oh, pete... Don't.
272
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,890
Duck!
273
00:12:17,044 --> 00:12:19,986
I invite mr. Bergen
Over to the apartment.
274
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:23,154
I tell them that they both have
Something they need to say to each other.
275
00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:24,530
"Dad, I'm not in law school."
276
00:12:24,563 --> 00:12:26,961
"Mike, I play with
Crayons in the park."
277
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,074
Everyone hugs.
278
00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:30,833
It'd be a real oprah moment.
279
00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:34,353
Duck!
280
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:35,709
Did they ask for your help?
281
00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:38,321
Not in so many words.
282
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:41,553
But obviously,
They need to talk.
283
00:12:41,587 --> 00:12:43,069
I mean, that's what
We do in my family.
284
00:12:43,092 --> 00:12:44,412
We get it out. We
Talk. It's healthy.
285
00:12:44,435 --> 00:12:47,794
But, pete, just because
It works for your family,
286
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:48,924
Doesn't mean it
Works for everyone.
287
00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:50,321
It's like this stuff.
288
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:52,113
You pour it down your sink,
289
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,179
It unclogs the drain.
290
00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:55,376
You pour it in a pond,
291
00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:57,936
You've got fish with feet.
292
00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,728
Look, I gotta do something.
293
00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:01,627
Yeah, you do. Stay out of it.
294
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,737
You know what, sharon?
295
00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:04,305
You don't know what
You're talking about.
296
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,065
Why didn't you tell me to duck?
297
00:13:14,098 --> 00:13:16,272
Hey, I don't know
What I'm talking about.
298
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,808
And that would be your dad.
299
00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:27,824
What? How do you know?
300
00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:29,786
I told him to stop by
Here before dinner.
301
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,135
I don't know what
You're up to, pete,
302
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,894
But one word out of you, and I'm
Showing mr. Bauer silence of the lambs
303
00:13:35,921 --> 00:13:38,895
And inviting him over to dinner.
304
00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:42,095
Look, he has
Something to tell you.
305
00:13:42,129 --> 00:13:43,162
Just... Trust me.
306
00:13:43,185 --> 00:13:45,615
What is it?
307
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,120
Let him tell you.
308
00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:49,167
I think he'll paint
A better picture.
309
00:13:51,057 --> 00:13:53,967
Come on in, mr. Bergen.
310
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,247
Mike.
311
00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:56,558
Dad.
312
00:13:56,593 --> 00:13:57,647
Have a seat.
313
00:13:57,681 --> 00:13:59,098
Uh, we've got an
8:00 reservation.
314
00:13:59,121 --> 00:14:00,505
Yeah. We don't wanna
Lose that table.
315
00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:02,990
No. This won't
Take long. It's ok.
316
00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:05,006
Ok, now, um...
317
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:09,166
You both have something that
You need to say to one another.
318
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,998
Now is the time to say it.
319
00:14:16,144 --> 00:14:18,254
It's ok.
320
00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:19,789
Talk.
321
00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:24,686
I'll be in my room where
I can't hear a thing.
322
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,360
So... How was your meeting?
323
00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:37,357
Oh... It was fine.
How was class?
324
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:38,413
Good.
325
00:14:38,447 --> 00:14:39,854
Good, good.
326
00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:41,721
So you had something
You wanted to tell me.
327
00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:44,141
Well, maybe you should go first.
328
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,165
Ok.
329
00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:48,376
Well, uh... It's
Really no big deal,
330
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:49,869
But, uh...
331
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,756
I guess I'm sorry I
Never followed through
332
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,573
With those banjo lessons.
333
00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:02,125
Well, I think what
I have to tell you
334
00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:05,228
Will put all that
In perspective.
335
00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:06,892
About 6 months ago,
336
00:15:06,926 --> 00:15:10,892
I was driving home after
A hellish day in court,
337
00:15:10,926 --> 00:15:15,500
And as I was pulling
Into the garage...
338
00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:19,084
I ran over your banjo.
339
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:25,740
Oh.
340
00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:27,735
Well, I'm glad we had
This talk. Let's eat.
341
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,687
No, no, no, no, no, no!
342
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,446
What's wrong with you people?
343
00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:33,142
What, you were eavesdropping?
344
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,443
It's those big ears.
345
00:15:34,478 --> 00:15:37,772
They're not big!
346
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,542
He hasn't been in law
School for over 2 years.
347
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,844
What?!
348
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:44,555
Yeah, and he quit the law to
Draw caricatures in the park.
349
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,060
What?!
350
00:15:46,093 --> 00:15:48,362
There! Now, don't
You feel better?
351
00:15:50,636 --> 00:15:52,043
I know I do.
352
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,995
I can't believe
You left the firm.
353
00:15:54,028 --> 00:15:57,194
Where am I supposed to work
When I graduate law school?
354
00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,157
You're not in law school.
355
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,514
You didn't know that, you...
356
00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:05,131
You... Caricaturist.
357
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,826
I am a sketch artist!
358
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,213
I thought you were a lawyer.
359
00:16:08,236 --> 00:16:09,652
Well, I thought you
Were a law student.
360
00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:11,061
What have you been
Doing the last 2 years?
361
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,628
I've been a philosophy major.
362
00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:14,218
Oh! That's useful!
363
00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,245
See? That's exactly
Why I didn't tell you.
364
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,973
I didn't wanna
Disappoint my father,
365
00:16:17,996 --> 00:16:19,882
The world renown sketch artist.
366
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,602
See? This is working,
This is working.
367
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,106
This is communicating.
368
00:16:24,139 --> 00:16:26,602
No, it's not. It's fighting.
369
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,506
I'm disappointed in you, pete.
370
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,604
What? What did I do?
371
00:16:31,627 --> 00:16:34,153
I told you to lie!
Can't I trust you?
372
00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:37,066
I told him to lie to you, too.
373
00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:39,241
What is the matter with you?
374
00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:44,106
I told you, I wasn't
Good at this!
375
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,833
Keep it down!
376
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:47,497
Keep it down!
377
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:48,627
We're hardly yelling.
378
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,721
No. Me. I can't keep it down.
379
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:52,756
Sharon. You ok?
380
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,601
You guys, get me to a doctor.
381
00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:56,371
Where's your car?
Around the corner.
382
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,249
Ooh! I think I'm gonna boot.
383
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:07,048
Berg... You can have my stereo.
384
00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:11,528
Pete... You can have my dresser.
385
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,677
I don't want your dresser.
386
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:19,207
Why does he get the stereo?
387
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:22,056
Ok. There you go.
388
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:25,256
Compliments of the house.
389
00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:28,103
I don't play tennis.
390
00:17:33,129 --> 00:17:35,751
Mike, uh, take a look.
391
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:38,343
Sure.
392
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:40,999
Oh, dad.
393
00:17:41,032 --> 00:17:44,806
Ok. I know it seems
Strange, but...
394
00:17:44,841 --> 00:17:47,047
You spend 30 years
Arguing in court,
395
00:17:47,081 --> 00:17:49,927
And every day, clients
Are staring at you,
396
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,975
Their lives in
Your hands, and...
397
00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:53,126
You start doodling.
398
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:56,775
Why didn't you tell me?
399
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,727
Well, I thought it
Would throw you.
400
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:02,503
I thought you
Wanted to be a lawyer.
401
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:03,942
No, dad.
402
00:18:03,977 --> 00:18:06,246
You wanted me to be a lawyer.
403
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:09,542
I was the only kid
In fourth grade
404
00:18:09,576 --> 00:18:12,263
With a 12 angry men lunchbox.
405
00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:16,038
All I ever wanted was
For you to be happy.
406
00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:18,854
So you're not
Totally disappointed?
407
00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:22,182
Look, if you don't
Want to practice law,
408
00:18:22,215 --> 00:18:23,814
That's fine with me.
409
00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:25,904
But you gotta do something.
410
00:18:25,927 --> 00:18:27,398
And, my god, son,
411
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:31,365
You're capable
Of doing anything.
412
00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:33,093
Well, you know...
413
00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:37,062
Just stop screwing around.
414
00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:38,757
Meanwhile, how does
Mom feel about all this?
415
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,112
Well, your mother's a trooper.
416
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:41,189
You haven't told her.
417
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:42,149
You tell her about law school?
418
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:43,172
What, are you crazy?
419
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,470
No reason to upset her. Deal.
420
00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:49,157
You know, I'm gonna
Go over to trauma,
421
00:18:49,191 --> 00:18:52,080
See if I can find anybody who
Plays badminton or tennis.
422
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:53,381
Go get 'em, dad.
423
00:18:55,239 --> 00:18:58,085
Ok, sharon, what did you eat?
424
00:18:58,118 --> 00:19:01,476
A whole bunch of
Synthetic candy bars.
425
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,471
Doctors, what is the
Course of treatment?
426
00:19:03,494 --> 00:19:05,199
Pump her stomach.
Pump her stomach.
427
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:06,532
Doctor: right.
428
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,308
Uhhh!
429
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,491
You ok?
430
00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:18,116
What do I do, pete?
431
00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:19,683
Now that I'm not being a lawyer,
432
00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:20,740
What comes next?
433
00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:22,670
You? What about
Me? What's this mean?
434
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:24,558
After 30 years of
Being an architect,
435
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:28,036
I'm gonna melt down
And become a juggler?
436
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,059
No.
437
00:19:29,093 --> 00:19:33,763
I see you... Guessing
People's weight.
438
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,987
Ok. Now, the nasal
Gastric tube is in place.
439
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,675
We hit the switch
And let 'er rip.
440
00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:44,387
Ooh! I'll be right here.
441
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,131
Outstanding!
442
00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:49,827
So tell me, doctors,
443
00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:52,718
If miss carter here were
To continue her current diet,
444
00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:55,925
What type of ulcerous
Bacteria would she develop?
445
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,699
Anyone?
446
00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:01,090
Halicopacter pylori,
Probably in the duodenum.
447
00:20:03,396 --> 00:20:06,370
boston journal of
Medicine crossword puzzle,
448
00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:08,163
4 down. Oh.
449
00:20:09,956 --> 00:20:12,257
That's very good, doctor...
450
00:20:15,205 --> 00:20:16,386
Bergen.
451
00:20:17,604 --> 00:20:19,437
Dr. Bergen. Very good.
452
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:22,306
Please follow me to I.C.U.
453
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,529
Look, pete.
454
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:31,009
Pretty girls... Pajamas...
455
00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,055
So what is the prognosis
For this patient?
456
00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:44,961
Auricular diminution.
457
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,552
Most commonly known as?
458
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,761
Ear reduction. Ear reduction.
459
00:20:49,795 --> 00:20:51,456
They're not that big!
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