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Ok, I gotta get these blueprints
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To the copy place by 9:00.
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I have a meeting with
My professor at 10:00.
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Hit the computer lab
By 11:00. And at noon,
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"Meet with the mayor
Regarding parade for berg."
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Oh, pete!
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I told you, stay
Out of my organizer.
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I'm not talking
About a big parade.
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Just a couple of floats.
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Right.
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We're in a zone!
We're in a zone!
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Hey, this one could be me.
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She's in our zone.
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"Saw you outside copley plaza.
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"We shared a smile.
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"You... Pretty and petite.
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Me... Stocky guy
With... Red hair."
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Please. Why not just
Say "Fat with freckles"?
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Sharon, do you mind?
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We're defending our "Pop 'n
Shot" title at o'malley's next week.
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Well, I'm trying to find a guy.
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Through the "Chance
Encounter" ads?
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Well, that's so sad.
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Why don't you just go buy a cat?
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Julie at the office...
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Guess where she met her fiance.
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Right here in the
"Chance encounter" ads.
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Maybe a siamese.
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I hear calicos are nice.
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Ooh! Ooh! This could be me.
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"You... Pretty...
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Cute smile, and great legs."
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That's 3 out of 3.
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"Walking a shiny black lab."
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You don't have a dog.
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From a distance.
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Ok, sharon, give it up.
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Whoa! Pete!
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Whoa, what? Whoa, this.
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"You... Black bike
On beacon street."
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There must be a thousand
Guys on beacon street
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With black bikes.
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"Saw you at the coffee
Place on newberry...
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You always go there.
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Half of boston
Goes through there.
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"Walking with tall friend...
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Ok. It's not me.
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"You... Parker stevenson looks.
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I have parker stevenson looks.
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"Me... Shy but interested.
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Are you... The one?"
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You got to call.
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No way, berg.
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Why not?
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Get real. The people who
Put these ads in the paper,
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They're all psychos.
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Look, what's it say?
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"Me... Shy but interested."
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Ok? She might as well
Say, "Me... Lonely, dejected,
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Have space in freezer
For one more body."
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What about the one?
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You're always
Talking about the one,
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And here she is.
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Aren't you the
Least bit curious?
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No.
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Hey, sharon, why
Aren't you at work?
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Me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, well, it's uh...
"Toxic awareness" day.
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Beacon street pizza.
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No. Sorry, we don't deliver
On..."Toxic awareness" day.
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Ok. All right. What's going on?
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Huh? What are
You guys waiting...
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You answered the ad, didn't you?
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Pete, I couldn't help myself.
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I'm an addict.
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Hello. My name is berg,
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And I'm addicted to
Messing with pete.
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Besides, she really likes you.
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Likes me?
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Berg, she's never spoken to me.
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Yeah, not... Technically,
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But I was very you.
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I was sensitive and I
Was a good listener
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And I did that thing he
Does when he meets a girl
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Where he lowers his voice
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Like mucho guapo guy.
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I don't lower my voice.
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Hi. I'm pete.
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Where do you work out?
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Meanwhile,
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Where's the future
Mrs. Dunville?
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She said 1:00.
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It's almost 1:00.
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Look, whenever
She does get here,
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She's all yours.
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This is the thanks I get
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For helping you find the one?
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You're not helping, ok?
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You want some twisted girl
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To cruise through that
Door and torture me
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So you guys can laugh.
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And our happiness
Means nothing to you?
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I'm not your cat toy. Bye.
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Once I thought I
Would never love again.
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Ok, mr. Bauer...
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But then I moved to seattle...
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And your son called
In on a radio show.
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He said you were lonely.
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Then you met meg ryan on the
Top of the empire state building.
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Happily ever after... The end.
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You remembered.
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Hey. I'm looking for peter...
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Peterson street.
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3 blocks south.
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You'll see a sign...
"Coffee and bondage."
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Damn.
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I thought we had a live one.
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Shake it off, folks.
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Love is on the way.
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Ok, ok.
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Don't you people have
Anything better to do?
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Pete?
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Yes. Can I...
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Can... Can I help you?
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I'm molly. You called.
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Oh, no... Yes, I did.
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Um, have a seat.
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I can only stay for a minute.
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I have to get back
To the library.
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Shee. Well, this sucks.
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I'm outta here.
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You promised me a freak.
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Believe me, I'm not
The type of person
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Who puts ads in newspapers.
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I mean, there's so many
Psychos out there.
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I almost wasn't gonna show up,
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But all those things
You said on the phone
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Were so perfect.
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Um, tell me,
Those things I said,
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What were your favorites?
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Gosh, um, everything.
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Especially your life plan.
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Oh, yeah. Got to have a plan.
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Your belief in finding the one.
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That I do believe.
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And all those wonderful things
You said about your roommate.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me?
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You know, how you would
Gladly jump on a grenade for him
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Because, someday, he's gonna be a
Great doctor who saves the world
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While getting
Continually better-looking
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And more charming
As the years go on.
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Yes. Yes, yes.
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Of course.
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The grenade speech.
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Oops. I'd better get back.
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I hate to be late.
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Hey, I hate to be late, too.
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Really?
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What do you say we get together
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And do something...
Right on time?
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I get off work at 6:00.
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I'm there.
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Here is my work number.
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I'll call you at 6:00.
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Don't be late.
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Never am.
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And in an unbelievable
Turn of events,
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Good has triumphed over evil.
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You... Tall, handsome
Investment banker
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Getting out of porsche.
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Me... Too shy to say hello.
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You? Too shy?
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I've seen you offend
Construction workers.
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Why don't you just
Go up to the guy?
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Because there is no guy.
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If I'm spending 50
Bucks for this ad,
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I want perfection.
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I think you might be
Setting your sights
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Just a little too high.
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Ah. You're right.
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If you were driving an audi,
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That's ok, too.
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Where's pete?
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Guess.
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Unbelievable.
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This is the fourth
Practice in a row he's missed.
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We're playing for
The championship.
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But no.
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Molly wants to ride bikes.
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Molly wants to go on a hike.
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Molly wants to have a picnic.
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Does anybody ask
What berg wants?
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Oh, you big lunkhead,
Your plan backfired.
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Pete's hooked up
With a great chick,
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And you're stuck here
Holding your balls.
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♪ another pleasant
Valley sunday ♪
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I think it's sweet.
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Look what pete won me.
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We need to practice.
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We got plenty of time.
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No. There isn't plenty of time.
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Grrr! Aah!
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I've got the whole
Week laid out.
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She's got the
Whole week laid out.
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Tonight... Movie, ice cream.
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And tomorrow...
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I've got reservations
For the boat house
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And tickets for the ballet.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah. It says so right here.
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Tomorrow night is the
"Pop 'n shot" tournament
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At o'malley's.
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Oh, my god.
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That is tomorrow.
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Yes, it is.
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Where the hell
Are your priorities?
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Molly... Berg's right.
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We'll do ballet
Some other night, ok?
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Hey, why don't you guys
Come over for dinner,
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And we'll all go to
O'malley's together.
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Huh?
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Is she a great girl,
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Or is she a great girl?
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♪ another pleasant
Valley sunday... ♪
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Molly?
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If you ever come
Between pete and me again,
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I will end you.
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This is a very weird dream.
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This is a very big bat.
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Well, ahem... I'm up.
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So last night,
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This girl stood over your
Bed with a baseball bat?
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Yes.
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And she threatened to end you?
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Yes.
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And then she just
Vanished into the night?
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Yes. Yes.
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And in the morning,
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Did you find a shiny
Quarter under your pillow?
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You got to believe me.
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I set pete up with
A homicidal maniac.
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I mean, she's cute.
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Pete, you're alive.
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Berg, you're gonna
Make a hell of a doctor.
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Where were you last night?
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I was at molly's.
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At any point during the night,
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Did you notice
That she and her...
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Baseball bat were missing?
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I was sleeping.
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What are you talking about?
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Molly has... How
Can I put this...
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A horrifying, scary,
Evil, violent side.
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Aha!
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Yeah. That must be why
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She baked you
Muffins this morning.
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Dibs.
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No!
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What are you doing?
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Berg, stop.
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They might be poisoned.
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Yeah? Well, I'll
Take my chances.
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Pete, you gotta hear me.
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I woke up last night,
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And molly was
Standing over my bed,
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Threatening me
With a baseball bat.
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00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,665
She said if I ever come
Between you and her again,
269
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,834
She will end me.
270
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,870
Ok, berg, that's it.
271
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,474
No more scary movies after 9:00.
272
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,886
It wasn't a dream. It was real.
273
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:51,950
And she was there.
274
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,613
Aw, berg.
275
00:11:58,652 --> 00:11:59,817
You're jealous.
276
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,687
You know, you're
Jealous. But, listen, buddy,
277
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,355
I'm always gonna be pete,
278
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,190
You're always gonna be berg,
279
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,193
And we're always
Gonna be... Pete and berg.
280
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:11,997
Shut up.
281
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,711
You got to believe me.
282
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,255
Molly's like...
girlfriend of the corn.
283
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,843
There's molly.
284
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,245
Pete, there's no
Shame in hiding.
285
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,836
Hey, punkin.
286
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,738
What?
287
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,161
Aw, nothing. Nothing.
288
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,662
It's actually pretty sweet.
289
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,541
Aw, tell me, punkin.
290
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:50,301
All right, well...
Berg had this dream
291
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,670
That you came into
His room last night
292
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,573
With a baseball bat and, like...
293
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,543
Threatened him if he
Ever came between us.
294
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,946
Berg will never...
Come between us.
295
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,862
Hey, look at these cute
Names I came up with.
296
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:07,886
Names for what?
297
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,720
Our 4 kids.
298
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,256
Abigail or adam, bella or bruce,
299
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,193
Carolyn or carl,
Debbie or dennis.
300
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,672
See how I use the alphabet?
301
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,630
Oh, yeah, that's
Great, but, uh...
302
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,233
Don't you think it's
Funny, you know,
303
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,435
That berg could imagine
Someone as sweet as you
304
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,005
Doing something
As crazy as that?
305
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,306
As crazy as what?
306
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,379
I mean, you know...
307
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,747
You would never,
Like, take a baseball bat
308
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,449
And, like, beat berg with it.
309
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,851
Oh, yes, in a heartbeat.
310
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:46,591
Look, here's you... Here's me...
311
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,360
And here's anyone
Who comes between us.
312
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,239
Do you see? You see?
313
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,640
You see what you do?
314
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,576
You always come up
With these great ideas,
315
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,456
And then who winds
Up paying for them?
316
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,381
Aha!
317
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,817
Right? Yeah. This
Time, I'm being stalked
318
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,754
By a deranged librarian
With a baseball bat.
319
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,823
Look, pete, no
Relationship is perfect.
320
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,660
You have to dump her.
321
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,961
He can't dump her.
322
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,796
He dumps her, she kills me.
323
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,599
Well, then she's gonna
Have to break up with you.
324
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:29,678
That's impossible.
325
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,146
She's totally in love with me.
326
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,271
I'm the one.
327
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,874
Damn these parker
Stevenson looks.
328
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,845
Ok, let's just think.
329
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,414
All right. This
Girl's a life-planner.
330
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,882
So are you.
331
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,218
What upsets your world the most?
332
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,722
Him.
333
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,460
So... Become berg.
334
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,129
Be spontaneous. Be impulsive.
335
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,664
Don't take responsibility
For your actions.
336
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,667
Be a flake. Be a goof.
337
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,702
Ok, we get it.
338
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,004
It drives you nuts.
339
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,006
It'll really drive her nuts.
340
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,220
This actually might work.
341
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,454
I'm just gonna act like you,
342
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,390
And I'm gonna drive her nuts.
343
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,613
Unless, of course,
344
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,516
She chops us up and
Makes us into quiche.
345
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,875
You know, there was a time
346
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,933
When I thought this was cute,
347
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,403
But now it says so much.
348
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,940
Look, just get in, get
Dumped, and get out.
349
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:43,976
This girl is sick.
350
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,144
She's deranged. She's dangerous.
351
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,080
Hey! Hi!
352
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,983
How are you, sharon?
353
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:52,984
Really busy.
354
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,585
Never have time to see anyone,
355
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,787
Especially these guys
356
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,823
Or my 2 dobermans that
Sleep right on my bed.
357
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,826
Well, come on in.
358
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,861
Nice touch.
359
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,429
Wanna live.
360
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,640
Welcome to my home.
361
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,784
Please, sign in.
362
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,267
Oh, I'm sorry.
363
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,669
I was so busy admiring
Your apartment,
364
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,904
I forgot to... Sign in.
365
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,621
Where do you meet these people?
366
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,456
You just can't help
Yourself, can you?
367
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,192
I love to entertain,
Don't I, punkin?
368
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,414
Yes, muffins.
369
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,295
I make him call me muffins.
370
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,784
As well he should.
371
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,665
Punkin, why don't
You pour the wine?
372
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,324
I'll go get the hors d'oeuvres.
373
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,059
What are you waiting for?
374
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,494
I can't just jump
Into spontaneity.
375
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,107
Oh, my god.
376
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,278
Why do I look dead?
377
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,747
I'll be in the car.
378
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,549
Do you like it?
379
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,562
I had it painted from a
Polaroid I took of you
380
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,154
When you were asleep.
381
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:07,725
She certainly keeps
Busy during the night.
382
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,493
Please, sit.
383
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,632
Quiche?
384
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,421
Delicious! Delicious! Mmm!
385
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:29,046
Oh. They're a mixture
Of colby and cheddar.
386
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:33,418
Pete, don't you have
A cousin named colby?
387
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,386
Huh?
388
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,521
Oh. Oh.
389
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,925
You know, I was
Thinking about our kids.
390
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,926
Oh. What about them?
391
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,073
I think that maybe
We should name them
392
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,432
All after... Cheeses.
393
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,334
What?
394
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,849
Yeah, you know, gouda dunville.
395
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,172
Swiss dunville.
396
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,352
Cheddar dunville.
397
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,076
No, no, no. That's not the plan.
398
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,723
And the little
Genius of the family...
399
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,147
Cheez whiz.
400
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,817
Look. We already
Agreed on the names.
401
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,053
Plan schman.
402
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,188
Oh, look.
403
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,583
We're having a june
Wedding next year.
404
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,959
You know what?
405
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,396
Why wait a year?
406
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,998
Let's just run off
Tonight, get married.
407
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,978
No, no. What about the showers
408
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,669
And the engagement party
409
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,004
And picking out china?
410
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,272
Who needs it?
411
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,241
I say, when you find
The one, why wait?
412
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,643
Let's go.
413
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,213
Pete. This is something
That I would never do.
414
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,582
Ah. Oh, well, then...
415
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,928
Just like placing that ad
416
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,563
Was something I would never do,
417
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,822
Or answering it is
Something you'd never do.
418
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,158
Oh, my god. This is perfect.
419
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:49,626
It is?
420
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,341
Don't you think you
Should maybe think it over?
421
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,398
Are you gonna stand in our way?
422
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,300
Congratulations, pete.
423
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,804
I'll go pack a bag.
424
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,372
Whoo-hoo!
425
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,906
Whoo-hoo! Abandon ship.
426
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:06,043
No, no, no. What's the point?
427
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,378
She knows where we work,
428
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,379
She knows where we live.
429
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,458
Nice going, berg.
430
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,049
I didn't tell you to propose.
431
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,085
I'm going to end you.
432
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,563
No, pete. Pete, don't.
433
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,654
Why not?
434
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,022
Uh. Sorry, berg.
435
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,191
What kind of twisted mind
436
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,703
Answers a personals
Ad for someone else?
437
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,828
What kind of deranged... What?
438
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,742
Aah! Aah! Aah!
439
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,610
It was berg who called me?
440
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,034
Look, I can explain.
441
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,336
Ok. Explain.
442
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,307
It was berg who called you.
443
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,276
She handed me the phone.
444
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,311
You mean it's all been a lie?
445
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:44,114
You've been pretending
To be someone else?
446
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,083
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
447
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,586
So, really, all
Along, it was you.
448
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,591
My shy cyrano.
449
00:19:55,361 --> 00:20:01,699
Oh... No.
450
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,502
Yep. Yeah, yeah.
451
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,537
You caught us.
452
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,004
I'm the flaky one.
453
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,784
It's all becoming so clear.
454
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,141
He's not the one.
455
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,420
You're the one.
456
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,324
Fate led me to pete,
And pete led me to you.
457
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,159
It makes perfect sense.
458
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,216
Yes, it does.
459
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,595
Well, congratulations, berg.
460
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,797
Shar, what do you say
We leave these 2 kids alone
461
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,098
And you and I go play
A little pop 'n shot?
462
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,266
Works for me.
463
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,456
Have fun, you two.
464
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,359
Do I need to sign out?
465
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,769
Hi, punkin.
466
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:42,173
Hey... M-muffins.
467
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,258
What are you doing outside?
468
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,793
You're supposed to be in hiding.
469
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:52,850
What are you, crazy?
470
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,986
I'm a free man.
471
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,620
What about molly?
472
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,289
Gone.
473
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,924
How did you get rid of her?
474
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,160
Please, sit,
475
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,962
So you can marvel
At my big brain.
476
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,201
"Saw you at beacon street pizza.
477
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,104
"You... Blond
Hair. Me... The one.
478
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,974
"Love life plans and quiche.
479
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,720
"Meet me in seattle.
I'll be the guy,
480
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,755
"Average height, in
Jeans and a flannel shirt.
481
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,879
Please hurry."
482
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,518
Wait a minute.
483
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:27,852
If it was that easy,
484
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,153
Why didn't you just do that
When she was stalking me?
485
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,191
When she was stalking
You, it was funny.
486
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,667
Hi.
487
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,736
How are you?
488
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,505
Fine.
489
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:53,277
Are you, uh... "Too
Shy to say hello"?
490
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,580
Yeah, but I'm not
Too shy to say...
491
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,655
Get away from me, you freak!
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