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Last week
on Married... With Children.
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The Bundys thought they won
a free trip to England.
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Whoa, England!
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And the D 'Arcys
decided to go along.
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But there's a catch for the Bundys...
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...an ancient English curse
that dates back to 1653.
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And so that ye
and all your male descendants...
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...will be hated
in this place forever...
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...Lower Uncton
shall always be in darkness.
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The only way the curse
can be lifted...
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...is if Al and Bud are killed within
the town limits of Lower Uncton.
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That is the job of these two men.
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But if Lower Uncton
gets the sun back...
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...the neighbouring town of Upper
Uncton will lose their tourist trade.
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So these two men
have to kill the Bundys in London.
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And these two
want to kill the Bundys anywhere...
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...since they drove off
with their luggage and money.
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They have only one friend,
the dog they left behind.
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I don't care who kills them,
as long as they come back in a box.
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And now Married... With Children
continues.
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Boy, is that good.
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Gentlefolk?
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Listen, when we said
"all expenses paid"...
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...we didn't really mean
a river suite at the Savoy.
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I'll have you know, sir, that we are
accustomed to the finer things in life.
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- Mom, what's this?
- It's a fork, honey.
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Oh, cool.
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I guess somebody should have
told that toilet the Yanks were coming.
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You know, family, Salem here...
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- Winston. The name is Winston.
- Like it matters.
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Anyhow, we are guests
in his lovely little country...
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...and since he is paying the tab...
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...let's go easy on the guy
and curb our expenses.
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Thank you very much,
young philistine.
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You know, honey, except for the fact
that you and the kids are here...
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...this is like a second honeymoon.
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Come look at the view with me,
sweetheart.
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There is something so infectious
about this country.
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I can just feel the class
rubbing off on us.
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Hey.
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It's a vegetable.
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Listen, you like rolls, do you? Or what
do you folks call them, "humma"?
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Is that it? Listen, Lower Uncton
is the home of humma.
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Who's with me? Yeah?
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Hey, now.
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All right, Bundys, you're dead.
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What?
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- Room service.
- Well, we didn't order anything.
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This is compliments of the house...
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...for spending L5000 in one day.
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This is a delicate French dessert
called A-bomb.
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You must eat it very slowly,
particularly the males.
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The Savoy. At last,
we found the Bundys.
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Now we can get our luggage
and our money and enjoy the trip.
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Yeah, come on!
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Here you go, my good man.
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So once again,
I'd just like to thank you...
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...for being so very, very careful
amongst all these valuable antiques.
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Hey, look here, kids,
my hand is stuck in a vase.
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Oh, my hand's stuck in the vase.
Help me, help me... Just kidding.
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Hey, hey. Look, here's a place
we haven't been yet:
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"The London Dungeons."
I wanna see something scary.
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Well, then take a look at this.
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Hey, Menthol...
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...where in this burg
can a man get a copy of Big 'Uns?
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Big 'Uns?
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Yes, well, in this country we call them
booby rags.
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There you go.
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Well, let's go see some sights.
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But first, since we have to get
some gifts for the people back home...
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...everybody loot
something valuable.
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Let's go, come on. Oh, I like this.
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Killed a fish, let's go.
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We're just Americans.
Why'd they run?
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They must have been French.
Takes so little.
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Hey, it's Jack the Ripper.
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I think it's moving.
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Of course he's moving, Kel,
he sees a harlot.
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Daddy, I think the statue's moving.
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No, it's not. Now, don't be scared.
Here, watch this.
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See that? If it were alive,
I would have just broken its neck.
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No man could have taken that
without screaming.
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Come on, pumpkin, let's go.
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I'm bored. Let's go spend
some more of Winston's money.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Excuse me, sir,
that will be L5000, please.
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- For the...
- I didn't forget to pay, did I?
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- Easily done, sir. Easily done.
- Sorry. Right.
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Where's that L5000 then?
Got it here somewhere.
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- Here's the money from the village.
- Brilliant. Well done.
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- Where did you get the money?
- We sold your farm.
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You what?!
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We're ready to go
to Lower Uncton now.
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Well, mole-boy, "arevadouche."
Here's where I leave you.
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What are you talking about?
We're going to Lower Uncton now.
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Not me. I didn't come all this way
to spend my vacation...
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...in a one-whore town. I'm a city girl,
and I'm staying right here in...
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Wait, where are we?
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- London.
- Exactly.
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And you don't think Mom and Dad
will notice you're gone?
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Nope, it's all been taken care of.
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Well, pumpkin, what do you
think of London now, huh?
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Good, good.
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Here we are.
This is where you'll be staying.
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Our own castle.
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Isn't it awfully dark for noon?
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No, not for England.
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Oh, Al, our own castle.
It's just like out of a storybook.
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- Isn't it romantic?
- Yeah, sure, babe.
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Listen, Smokey,
I want separate rooms...
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...and I'd like a guard
outside of mine, please.
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Don't worry, sir, we know
exactly where to put you.
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- You hear that, kids?
- We hear you, Dad. Right, Kel?
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I sure hope this place is heated...
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...because it'd be a damn shame to
come all this way to catch our deaths.
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You get it?
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Follow me, please,
and I'll show you to your quarters.
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Let's go, kids.
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- AI, have you seen Kelly?
- Bud's carrying her.
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Bad news.
We can't hang them until tomorrow.
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- Why not?
- The scaffolding's not here.
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We had to sell some of the wood
to buy nooses.
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Oh, yes. And what do you plan
to hang the nooses from?
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Well, we've thought of that.
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We're gonna have two
of our taller fellas hold them.
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I don't wanna hear any more. Right,
we're just gonna have to stab them.
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But the village children
were so looking forward to a hanging.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, the children.
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I think I'll buy one.
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What is this thing, Dad?
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Well, son, this being England and all,
I believe it's...
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And correct me if I'm wrong, lgor.
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- Stonehenge.
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Blimey, you nearly had it there, sir.
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Actually, this is the speaker's podium
for the festival tomorrow...
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...at which you and your son
will be our honoured guests.
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You see that, son...
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...even the English know
that men are better.
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Yes, right this way, please.
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You know, I feel right at home here.
I think I could stay here forever.
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Me too, Dad.
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You know, Al, since we're in a castle,
crown me, baby.
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What the hell, it's the first thing
I had to pay for the whole trip.
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All right, Peg, go ahead and say it.
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- What am I, baby?
- You're the king, baby.
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- Make me believe it.
- Well, who's gonna make me believe it?
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Oh, all right.
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You're the king, baby.
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Good enough.
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Excuse me. Some of the area children
would like to have...
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...their pictures taken with you.
- With me?
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But I'm just a regular joe
that played high school football...
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...scored four touchdowns
in one game.
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Last city championship
Polk High ever won.
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I understand.
Bring those starstruck young'uns in.
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Come on, kid.
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There we go.
See how they love me, Peg?
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Say your prayers.
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All right, out we go. Come on.
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There we go.
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You see, Peg,
you gotta give something back.
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Can you feel the history
in the room, Peg?
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Oh, I know.
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00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:40,925
You know, lgor was telling me
that they say Bud's room is haunted.
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I didn't tell him, though.
You know how jumpy he is.
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Well, good, because what he
doesn't know won't hurt him.
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Good evening, Bud.
We are the ghosts of your ancestors.
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- Beware.
- You will die in the morning.
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Run.
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- Run while you still can!
- Wanna buy some shoes?
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Just a moment, gentlemen.
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Hey, how come only you
get to eat the candy bar?
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I was the one who found it.
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Yeah, well, I'm the one who pointed out
the baby who was holding it.
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Well, maybe next time you'll have
the guts to do something about it.
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Well, at least we'll be warm tonight.
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Warm and entertained...
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...thanks to these free theatre tickets
those nice people gave us...
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...instead of food or money
or lodgings.
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Hey, I've never heard
of this show before.
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They say it's the longest-running show
in London's history.
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Tickets, please. Thank you.
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Bad Americans.
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Must be Shakespeare.
Taming of the Shrew, I believe.
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Would you like a drink
or a spanking?
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They say there's a girl in there
with the prince.
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Miss?
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- Hey!
- You're not allowed to wear it out there.
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Only with me.
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Miss, there's a gentleman
wishes to speak with you.
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Well, I'm kind of busy
with the prince.
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Well, he says it's about your family.
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I never should have had parents.
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Miss Bundy,
I felt I should warn you...
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...about a dastardly plot
against your family.
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- "Dastardly," "dastardly."
- It means "bad."
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"Real bad thing."
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"Family go bye-bye"?
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You must get them out
of Lower Uncton before sunrise...
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...or a terrible fate will befall them.
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- "Befall them."
- They will die.
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00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:59,965
Then I must run like the stocking.
How can I thank you, kind stranger?
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By bringing your family
to Upper Uncton.
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You don't have to tell me twice.
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Where?
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Upper Uncton.
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Will Kelly ever find her family?
Will the male Bundys survive?
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Was Brooklyn Bridge
really worthy of an Emmy?
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We'll answer two of these questions
next week on Married... With Children.
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