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Shamus McBundy,
are you done with me horse?
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No, ma'am.
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I had to send out for extra
parts to reinforce its feet.
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That and a sign to go around
his neck saying, "I'm with fatso."
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You save your tongue for picking
the flies off the pools...
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...that dance beneath your arms.
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Go to. I'm in a hurry.
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Is it the festival of pork pies
and pig swallow you're late for?
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While you're waiting I've got a plum
pony out back you can snack on.
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You been warned.
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I am a great and powerful witch.
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Not as powerful as yon mighty seams
in yon dress...
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...to keep yon belly off yon floor.
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That's it.
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I curse thee, Shamus McBundy...
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...and all thy male descendants.
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Henceforth ye shall only shoe
the large and ungrateful.
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Yikes! Saveth me!
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And so that ye
and all your male descendants...
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...will be hated in this place forever...
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...Lower Uncton
shall always be in darkness...
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...though other towns nearby
stand in sun.
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Well, will you be floating above us
blocking the sun?
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Just for that, throughout eternity
your feet will sweat.
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Aye, and verily smell.
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How could yon
blubber belly curse me?
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I hurled the unspooning stone
in the big game.
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Had I not married,
I wouldst have turned pro.
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And so it begins.
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Early to be this dark.
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This can't be my life.
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What am I, cursed?
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All right, now.
Ladies and gentlemen...
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...we are assembled
for our noon meeting.
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Mayor Fivshaw presiding.
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As we all know, Lower Uncton has
been in darkness for four centuries...
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...and will be so as long
as a male Bundy lives.
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I will now call upon
our village historian...
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...Mr. Winston McPhee,
to take over the meeting.
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Winston?
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Right. Now, I don't have to tell you...
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...it's been a bloody good year
for killing Bundys.
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We've tracked them wherever Bundys
have spread over the centuries.
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In fact, they were easy to find
because no matter what the country...
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...all we had to was go to the local
shoe store, and there they were.
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Now, as you know,
the curse will only be broken...
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...if all Bundys are killed
within our town limits.
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And whilst this monumental task
has indeed almost broken us...
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...I am nevertheless
very happy to announce...
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...that there remains only this Bundy...
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...and his son,
as the last male Bundys on Earth.
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So the curse will be lifted
if we can bring them here...
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...and force upon them
an agonizing death.
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Now just one question remains:
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How do we get them here?
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Look, we've just won
a trip to England!
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- England?
- Unbelievable.
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I know. What's England?
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It's a country, Kel.
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You know, birthplace of Shakespeare?
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Churchill?
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Benny Hill?
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Oh, yeah. The English guy.
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Oh, I love it when he runs fast.
You know, when they go:
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Listen.
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Listen!
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"You have won an all expense
paid trip to London.
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Then be driven to a charming
shaded village and stay in a castle."
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Where I'll be the guest of honour...
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...at a quaint Elizabethan
"expiration ceremony."
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- What's that?
- Who cares? It's free.
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How did we get so lucky?
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Well, it says here...
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...that they put all the names
of everyone in the world in a hat...
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...and drew ours.
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I can't believe this.
It's all expense paid.
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I haven't been this happy
since I lived with my parents.
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Oh, man. I'm gonna get me
an armful of British babes.
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I'll be irresistible.
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Because after years of drinking
their warm domestic ale...
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...they'll learn that
"Nothing Beats a Bud."
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Just remember that
the inflatable women over there...
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...blow up on the left side.
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- No! No!
- Kids, now, hey!
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You got a lot of time to fight.
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This is a momentous occasion...
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...and I think we should have
a hearty "Whoa, England."
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Whoa, England!
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Hi.
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We're going away for a while
and wanted you to know where...
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...since you'd worry and wonder.
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Yep, I'm taking Marcie on an expensive
trip to Epcot Center, in Florida.
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Gee, Epcot Center in Florida.
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Well, that kind of makes
our little trip pale in comparison.
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We're going to England.
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- Can I get a "Whoa, England"?
- Whoa, England!
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Honey, they're "whoa-ing" England.
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And you're taking me
to the state of swamps?
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I wanna "Whoa, England" too.
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You can "whoa" anywhere in
the world, but we're going to Florida.
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We were just kidding
about going to Florida.
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Jefferson's taking me to England too.
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How am I doing that, dear?
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I'm selling your car.
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Hey, that car was a gift
for sexual favours.
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I worked my ass off for that car!
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We're going to England!
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Oh, boy. We're going to England.
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If you dogs mess your cages,
I'm not cleaning it up. Ever!
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Hey, I could be a good friend to you.
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Tonight, in the flea bath,
a real good friend.
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Yep, I'm one lucky dog.
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This is your captain speaking.
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Will the gentleman in 24B
please put his shoes back on?
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I'm choking to death.
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- AI.
- Oh, please.
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They show us the movie Dutch
and they think I stink?
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Take a look around, son.
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You won't see this back home.
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Dad, it's an airport.
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Yeah, but this time we're not dressed
like Hare Krishnas...
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...begging for spare change.
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Welcome to London.
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What's that, honey?
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Oh, it's my English-to-English
translation book.
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"Welcome to London.
Welcome To London..."
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Ten hours on a plane with that man
and those feet.
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I can't wait to change.
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My clothes smell like corroded toes.
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Well, don't blame me.
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For 10,000 bucks less we could be
sniffing the sweet feet of Mike Fink...
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...on his keelboat ride.
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Hey, there's a word I recognize.
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That's our name, honey.
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Hello, hello. Lovely to see you.
Right. Now, I'm Winston.
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I'm your driver, right?
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- And this is my assistant driver, lgor.
- Igor?
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Yes.
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You know perfectly well I had
my name changed legally.
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Is it too much trouble
to address me as Merryl?
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I'll call you Merryl when we're alone,
all right?
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And when was the last time
we were alone?
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Not in front of the Yanks.
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I'm terribly sorry.
As I was saying...
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...we shall be escorting you, but before
we go there's just one little formality.
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It's just for the record, really.
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Are there any more male Bundys?
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Women wish there were.
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Not here.
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Just remember, they must die
in Lower Uncton and not before.
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Got it? Good.
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Follow me. Car's outside.
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Have a nice journey, did you?
Thank you.
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Igor. Okey-dokey.
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We're gonna start our tour...
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...with an immediate visit to a quaint
little English village, Lower Uncton.
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- We don't wanna go there.
- I wanna go London.
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London? No, no, no.
Very little to see in London.
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Very dirty and it's all quite old too.
No, Lower Uncton.
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- Nice car.
- Oh, let's buy one.
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They're putting our luggage
into their trunk.
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I know. It's all part
of my master plan.
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Look, this is a comp trip
for them, right?
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All we have to do
is stay close to them.
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At the very least we should
get a free limo ride into town.
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They left with our luggage!
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- Let's get a cab and follow them.
- No, we can't.
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I put all our money and
travellers cheques in our baggage.
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See, I didn't wanna have
any unsightly bulges in my jacket.
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Well, honey, good news.
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Soon you won't have any
in your pants either.
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Hey! Hey!
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That is St. Paul's Cathedral.
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Great.
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There's Parliament.
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Great.
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Tower Bridge.
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Great.
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And that's Trafalgar Square.
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Great.
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Oh, look. Buckingham Palace.
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Great.
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- Look, a McDonald's.
- Peg, quick! Get the camera.
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I see something else.
Stop the car. Stop the car!
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Oh, I smell many women
happily shopping.
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This is Harrods.
You really must see it.
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You've seen it. Let's go.
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I feel somewhat drawn to this place.
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Would there be enough in your budget
for me to do a little shopping?
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Well, maybe just
a very little shopping.
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- We're a very poor village.
- Can we get stuff for us too?
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If there's time.
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Mom, can we go get
something for us now?
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No time.
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That's the lot, sir.
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Right. Thank you.
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Yeah. Money, money.
Send more money.
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I've never seen shopping like it.
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What? Oh, I don't know.
Just sell something.
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For God's sake.
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- Well, "Marlboro."
- Winston.
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That's much cooler. We're ready.
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Lower Uncton?
Shall we go to Lower Uncton now?
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Are you kidding?
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We wanna see everything,
we wanna do everything.
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The Bundys swing
like a pendulum do.
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First, take me
to your finest bathroom.
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Marcie, can I ride
on the bus now for a while?
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No. You've been a bad boy.
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Besides, we only had
enough money for one ticket.
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Well, then can I stop
at Harrods for a drink of water?
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Shut up.
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Don't you think I'm thirsty too?
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But we have to find the Bundys
and get our luggage back.
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- Where did they say they were staying?
- London.
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Well, then it's only a matter of time.
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Come on.
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Quit embarrassing me!
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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According to legend,
no one can make the guards smile.
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Watch this.
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Excuse me, is that a hat...
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...or are you just a member
of the British Hair Club for Men?
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Let me at him.
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My husband sells
women's shoes for a living.
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Leave this to me.
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I've made men come out of comas.
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I'm stupid too.
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I'm gonna give it one more try.
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That's not a smile.
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It will be when I take it away.
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- What's this?
- Well...
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...Winston says
this is Speakers' Corner.
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People come to listen
to just about any idiot...
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...spout off about
anything that's bothering him.
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I'd like to talk to you today
about women.
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I don't like them.
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Now, I mean, you folks are English...
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...but even you can't like women.
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I mean, you're sitting home
watching sports...
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...and that's the exact time they pick
to plant their ever-widening...
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...what you call "bums,"
next to you...
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...and they ask, " Remember that
restaurant we went to 18 years ago?
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Did you think
that waitress was pretty?"
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Then you tell them to shut up
and they get mad.
246
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:07,911
Then they cry, then you get mad
because you can't hear the game.
247
00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:12,027
Which I think was their
modus operandi all along.
248
00:18:12,234 --> 00:18:15,783
Now I'm not proposing a solution
because I gotta go soon...
249
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,222
...I see my wife looking.
250
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,470
But I just wanna say...
251
00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:21,471
...I don't like them.
252
00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:24,543
Can I get a hearty,
"Whoa, women. I don't like them"?
253
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:30,464
Whoa, women! I don't like them!
254
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:38,186
Oh, by the way, am I alone here
in hating the French?
255
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:39,986
No!
256
00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:42,227
I thought not.
257
00:18:57,314 --> 00:19:00,750
Any more bright ideas, Mr. A-Little-
Counterfeiting-Never-Hurt-Anyone?
258
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:02,228
As God is my witness...
259
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,902
...I thought Michael Caine
was on the five-pound note.
260
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,752
It's the queen.
261
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:11,266
Just our luck, we run into the one guy
who can tell the difference.
262
00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:15,663
Here I am on my dream vacation...
263
00:19:15,874 --> 00:19:19,549
...stuck in an alley, freezing cold,
starving and married to you.
264
00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,546
Excuse me...
265
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:24,870
...but do you remember
that time last winter...
266
00:19:25,074 --> 00:19:28,589
...when I asked you to tape an episode
of Full House and you forgot?
267
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,705
Did I get mad? No.
268
00:19:30,914 --> 00:19:33,747
I just sat there and sulked silently.
269
00:19:34,314 --> 00:19:36,987
But I am hurting inside.
270
00:19:37,874 --> 00:19:39,592
You stink, Marcie.
271
00:19:41,194 --> 00:19:43,503
Don't you push it, Jefferson.
272
00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:45,473
You're not that good in bed.
273
00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:48,231
Oh, come on.
274
00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:50,265
We both know I am.
275
00:19:51,434 --> 00:19:52,833
Now relax, babe.
276
00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:58,267
It's your good fortune to be married
to a criminal and an inveterate liar.
277
00:19:58,474 --> 00:20:00,385
I'll come up with a scheme.
278
00:20:00,594 --> 00:20:02,869
It's gonna have to be very special...
279
00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:07,033
...because the British are a bit more
sophisticated than the Americans.
280
00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:11,027
I got it. It's brilliant.
281
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,433
Come on, take the picture, Bud.
282
00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:24,747
Shoe salesman.
283
00:20:34,674 --> 00:20:38,303
Al, I don't think we can fit
all this stuff in the limo.
284
00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:42,143
Who cares?
We didn't want all this junk anyway.
285
00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:49,230
- Oh, "Lucky Strike."
- Winston. Winston.
286
00:20:49,434 --> 00:20:51,345
- What?
- No need to get snippy.
287
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,148
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Where we going now?
288
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,511
Lower Uncton, that's where.
That's where it's happening, you know?
289
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,069
The birthplace of The Beatles.
290
00:21:01,754 --> 00:21:04,712
- "Camels."
- Winston.
291
00:21:04,914 --> 00:21:06,142
Whatever.
292
00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,424
Look, we're tired
of just driving around.
293
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,194
- What is your finest hotel?
- The Savoy.
294
00:21:11,394 --> 00:21:13,225
What lgor really meant to say...
295
00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:19,225
...is it's the fabulous dumpster
by the Ritz in Lower Uncton.
296
00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:22,028
- Didn't you, lgor?
- No, I think they'll like the Savoy.
297
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:24,464
Anyway, I've never been there
and I want to go.
298
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:28,223
To the Savoy then,
"Benson & Hedges."
299
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:29,947
Winston. Winston!
300
00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:34,306
Oh, this is so wonderful.
I hope it never ends.
301
00:21:35,114 --> 00:21:36,388
There they are.
302
00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:39,904
They're staying in London.
They should be easy targets.
303
00:21:40,114 --> 00:21:43,663
Remember, they've got to be killed
outside Lower Uncton.
304
00:21:43,874 --> 00:21:49,232
- The future depends on it.
- Every Upper Uncton schoolboy knows.
305
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,345
If Lower Uncton gets the sun again...
306
00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:56,309
...then Upper Uncton will lose
all its prosperity as a tourist town.
307
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:01,392
Every year thousands of people come
to our town to view our neighbours.
308
00:22:01,594 --> 00:22:06,065
The village cursed
to inky, hellish darkness.
309
00:22:06,914 --> 00:22:08,791
I know better than anyone.
310
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,554
My father owns
the T-shirt concession.
311
00:22:11,754 --> 00:22:16,032
Remember, they must be killed
outside Lower Uncton...
312
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,792
...or the curse goes on forever.
313
00:22:17,994 --> 00:22:19,222
Don't worry.
314
00:22:19,434 --> 00:22:23,222
The Bundys will never
leave London alive.
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