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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Yo, Roxanne, Grandmaster B here.
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That's with a big G, a big B
and a real big... Well...
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You'll just have to come over
and see for yourself.
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Wait... Wait, don't hang up.
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Come on, it's my 18th birthday.
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Maybe we could go out
and get a soda.
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No, huh?
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Well, then, I guess a non-binding
sexual thing will be out of the question?
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Hello?
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Eighteen years.
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Eighteen years of loneliness.
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Total, desolate,
stark raving loneliness.
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Well, happy birthday anyhow.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, cheer up, Butt-wagger B.
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I got you a very special present.
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Not this time, One-Size-Fits-All.
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I'm not falling for that again.
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Every year you say
you got me a present...
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...I get all excited and it turns out
to be something stupid...
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...like Clearasil in a drum...
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...the book, If You're Lonely And You
Know lt, Let's Mak e Hand Shadows...
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...and my favourite,
the poster of the Village People...
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...with my picture over the face
of the cowboy.
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Well, forget it. I'm 18 now
and I will not be fooled again.
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Oh, come on now.
I got you a good one this time.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Give me, give me.
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Oh man, oh man.
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Oh, wow, a tape recorder, for me?
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Oh, get serious, that's mine.
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I made a message
for your answering machine.
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Hello, this is Bud Bundy,
also known as Grandmaster Virgin.
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You must have dialled
the wrong number...
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...because no one ever calls me
on purpose.
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If you leave your name and number...
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...l'll call you back as soon as I finish
putting the negligee on my dog.
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Please hold.
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Please.
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I know it's a little long...
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...but then again we don't need
much room for messages, do we?
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Gee, smart, funny...
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...and she'll give you back change
for your dollar.
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Kel, if you really wanna get me
a present this year...
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...just forget it's my birthday.
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That's all I want,
for everybody to forget.
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Oh, there he is.
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My little, little birthday man.
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Come on,
give Mommy a birthday hug.
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Look at you.
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Sixteen and already a heartbreaker.
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You're confused, Mom.
He's 18.
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It's his pimples that are 16.
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- That's it. I'm get...
- Come on, I got some for you.
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Now, kids, remember the rules.
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No fighting.
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Makes all the dust rise up.
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Anyway, Bud,
this calls for a big celebration.
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- So, what...?
- I don't want another birthday party.
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All I want is this girl, Roxanne.
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Then that's what you're gonna get.
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Is Roxanne Barbie's new friend?
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No. Roxanne's a real girl.
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What happened to that nice
976-girl he had a crush on?
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She won't take his calls anymore.
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My poor baby.
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Well, maybe this will
take the edge off.
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We are throwing you a nice party.
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And guess what,
we're renting you a pony.
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Bud, you better go out right now
and get yourself a half-gallon hat.
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But don't go just yet, there's more.
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Do you remember your favourite
TV show, Sticky the Clown?
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Mom, I haven't watched Sticky
since I was 12 years old.
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Well, a lot's happened
to Sticky since then.
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He's out on work release...
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...and they... And they say that
he realizes that what he did was bad.
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Well, I chalked up some more
frequent loser miles today.
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The Department of Juvenile Corrections
bussed some delinquents...
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...over to the shoe store today...
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...to show them why it's so important
to stay in school.
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The guards made them watch me work
for over three hours...
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...until even the most hardened punk
was crying like a baby.
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It's a new programme
called "Scared Rich."
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If only they'd had a "scared single"
when I was a punk.
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Anyway, I'm home.
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Who's gonna be the last straw?
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- Al...
- What a shock.
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Honey, it's Bud's 18th birthday.
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Don't you think it's time
you had a talk with him?
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You know, without the bathroom door
in between you.
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Well, what am I supposed
to talk about?
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The accumulated wisdom
of your lifetime.
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You know, like just how deep
does your finger go into your ear.
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Oh, and what do you do
when your bellybutton...
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...nose and rear end all itch
at the same time.
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Don't make him learn it
in the streets, honey.
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Come on, Kel.
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Eighteen years old, eh?
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Son, there's so much
that I wanna say to you...
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...but there's a show coming on
I wanna watch.
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Soon you'll be getting to that age where
you're thinking about settling down...
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...and raising a family.
That is if you're a woman.
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If you're a guy, you might consider
doing something for yourself instead.
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Remember, a man is a man
all of his life...
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...and a woman is only sexy
till she becomes your wife.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is
happy birthday, son. Go away.
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There he is. The birthday boy.
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You mean birthday man, Marcie.
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Congratulations, Bud.
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Oh, boy, I remember when I was 18.
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Girls all over the place,
my phone wouldn't stop ringing.
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Boy, it must drive you crazy.
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Bud, you are so lucky to be 18
at this time in history.
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Back when I turned 18, all there was
was free love, free sex...
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...free Huey.
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But you're much luckier
than we were...
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...because now, with all the numerous
and disfiguring diseases out there...
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...young men and women really have
a chance to get to know one another.
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To actually be friends...
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...and not merely fornicating at will...
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...like dogs...
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...in unusual places...
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...with people you barely know.
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And in ways that even today's bawdiest
strumpet could hardly imagine.
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Oh, foxy lady...
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...coming to get you.
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Yep, 18.
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Driving my own car,
pad down by the beach...
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...cheques coming in from my father.
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I tell you, it's the age to be.
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So I hear you're getting a pony
and a clown.
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You know, it's not just any clown.
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Sticky the clown.
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Oh, he's out?
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Bud, it's for you. It's a girl.
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Really?
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She wants to take you to a movie.
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Well, how about that, folks.
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Looks like you can keep your clowns
and your parties...
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...and your lame memories of the '60s
or the '20s...
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...or whenever the hell
you thought you were cool.
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You want a memory,
watch the grandmaster operate.
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Hey, babe, how they hanging?
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Oh, hi, Grandma.
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No, I haven't seen
The Care Bears Big Picnic yet.
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Saturday will be fine.
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Yes, I got the socks you knitted.
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Yes, I'm wearing them.
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Yes, I am too old to do that.
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Okay.
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Yes, I love my mama.
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So, what time's Sticky getting here?
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- The party's on.
- Okay.
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Hey, what kind of cake?
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If anybody wants me,
I'll be upstairs dead by my own hand.
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Son, I was saving this
until you were really low.
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What?
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Coppola's daughter
wants to have tea?
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Do you wanna spend your birthday
atop a dying horse...
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...while a clown squirts you with seltzer
and your Mom takes pictures?
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- No, Dad.
- Then shut up and get over here.
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You're gonna do
what every male Bundy does...
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...when he reaches the age of 18.
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- Aren't we doing that right now, Dad...?
- Oh, shut up, son.
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No. Tonight I'm...
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I'm taking you to the nudie bar.
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Oh, Dad.
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My father took me just as his father,
Jebediah Bundy, took him.
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Seems that throughout history
all male Bundys...
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...and looking at hooters that
don't belong to them go hand in hand.
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I knew you loved me.
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Yes, the nudie bar.
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Where the music stinks
And they water the drinks
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The nudie bar
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Where the girlies dance
In their underpants
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The nudie bar
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Where you'll see their butt
And their traps stay shut
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At the nudie bar
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Here come the women, son.
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Now remember, this is our secret.
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- Do not give them a clue.
- Okay.
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Well, son, it's your birthday.
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You sit anywhere you want.
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Alrighty.
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Except there, son. It's...
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It's demeaning for the dancers...
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...and besides, that's where the nickels
people throw usually land.
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Here we go, son.
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Reserved for A. and B. Bundy.
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- Oh, Dad.
- I know, I know.
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All right, son. Sit here.
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Are you ready?
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I think so, Dad.
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Then go to it.
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Take it off.
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Did you hear my boy say, "Take it off"?
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Was it really that good, Dad?
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If this old heart could talk.
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And now, son,
something really special.
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I'm giving you 6 bucks.
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Oh, Dad, your whole paycheque.
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That's right, son.
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No, no, son, it's not for you.
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No, it's for the girls.
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You're gonna be tempted to spend
all your money on the first girl...
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...but don't do it.
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Six bucks is too much money
to spend on any woman.
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Don't worry about me, Dad.
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It takes more than a little leg
to shake me up.
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Oh, that Sticky.
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I never dreamed I could find
someone like him for only $5.
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He's still got it, hasn't he?
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We're here.
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No, Buck, it's not Bud.
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Well, well, aren't you a big,
sexy, whatever you are.
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I'll just go upstairs,
splash on some Old Spice...
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...and we be getting it on.
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Kelly, is this a friend of Bud's?
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No, actually,
you can't find one of those.
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But this is Roxanne...
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...the girl that Bud loves,
but who can't stand him.
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I thought I'd do something nice for him,
so I convinced her to come.
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He's really dying?
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You've seen him.
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I'm gonna miss him.
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You must have confused me
with a clown who gives a damn.
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I got the cake.
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No, Buck, that's Jefferson, not Bud.
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Lik e I give a cat's ass.
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If you want me, I'll be out in the yard
getting me some spotted stuff.
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Jefferson, it took you three hours
to get the cake?
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Well, we were talking about our youth
and all, and I got kind of nostalgic...
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...so I bought a '65 Mustang.
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You bought a '65 Mustang?
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Well, when are you gonna get a job
to drive it to?
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Hey, I look in the papers...
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...it's just by the time I get up,
all the good jobs are taken.
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You are gonna take
that car back today.
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Right now, this instant.
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And I don't wanna hear another...
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Oh, all right.
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You can keep it.
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- But no more cars this year.
- Okay.
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- I'm Sticky.
- Me too...
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...but at least I've got a car.
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Kelly, I've got to go.
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00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:58,515
I'm not spending my Saturday night
sitting here next to your father.
247
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,195
Are you kidding?
248
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,233
My father is not a clown,
he's a shoe...
249
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,069
Yeah, you're right, that's my Dad.
250
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,076
Kelly, don't lie to the girl.
251
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,673
My husband is dead, Roxanne.
252
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,194
Hey, so when we gonna fire up
this wingding?
253
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,072
Well, we'll start the party
as soon as Al and Bud get home.
254
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,471
Tricks of the trade, son.
255
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,591
When I die, this'll be yours.
256
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,472
Maybe.
257
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,318
Dad, I'm broke and I'm bored.
258
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,238
Well, I'll handle it, son. Watch this.
259
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,272
See, I told you
you don't need money to have fun.
260
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,751
You're the greatest, Dad.
261
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,316
Hey, young man, I sense a tone.
262
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,511
What's wrong now?
263
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,631
This place sucks when you're broke.
264
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,115
What place doesn't suck
when you're broke?
265
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,392
To tell you the truth, it does get
kind of boring in here sometimes.
266
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,591
So then why do you come?
267
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,309
For this.
268
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,760
Excuse me, sir.
You bumped into me...
269
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,270
...and I think you owe me an apology.
- Drop dead.
270
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,392
Fine!
271
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,235
Go ahead, rookie,
take your best shot.
272
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,036
Hey.
273
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,598
- You all right, son?
- I'm all right, Dad. Look out, Dad!
274
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:15,434
I hope it was as good
for whatever that was as it was for me.
275
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,999
Hey, what do I care.
276
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,117
I got mine.
277
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,230
Eighteen years old
and your first bar fight...
278
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,829
...like every other male Bundy
before you.
279
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,237
I'm proud of you son.
How do you feel?
280
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,036
I feel great, Dad.
281
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,958
But where do we tell Mom we went?
282
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,673
Well, son, you're a man now.
283
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,634
You stare her straight in the eye, and
you tell her we were stuck in traffic.
284
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,909
But we know where we were.
285
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,951
The nudie bar.
286
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,791
Where you can't touch a breast,
But you can cave in a chest
287
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,230
At the nudie bar
288
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,074
Where you can look at a thigh
And black en an eye
289
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,077
At the nudie bar
290
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:17,149
Where the beer gives you gas,
But the Bundys kick ass
291
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,116
At the nudie bar
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