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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Mom, we're starving.
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Why tell me?
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Do I look like Sally Struthers?
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Besides, with the Super Bowl...
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...your father has taken away
our food allowance...
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...so he can buy his own snacks
for the game.
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You think he'd mind
if we just took a little?
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Are you feeling lucky, punks?
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Buck is cute though.
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Let's get together as a family, kill him,
and retake the fridge.
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Mom, are we really doomed
again to watch Dad...
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...sit in his Polk High uniform
with a football in one hand...
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...and himself in the other?
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Kids, please.
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You think I like seeing him happy
one day a year?
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Well, what can I do?
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I am banned from the house
during the Super Bowl...
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...and I can't even call
during the Bud Bowl.
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Have you thought about taking
the time to learn the game...
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...so you could watch together?
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You mean so we could enjoy something
as a couple?
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No. So you could ruin any enjoyment
he could possibly have...
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...during the game.
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So he would leave the house and
we could get our hands on his Cheetos.
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And we could watch
whatever we want.
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- Well, how about the Super Bowl?
- Sure.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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Bud, teach me about football.
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Okay, well, first we can
go over some calls.
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Okay, this is holding.
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This is a reception.
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And this is two weeks
after dating Kelly.
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Here's one you might recognize,
Mom:
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Bud on a Saturday night.
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- Why, you...
- Come on. Come and get it.
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Kids! Kids, kids, kids.
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Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley.
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Kids, your daddy's home.
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Hi, Dad.
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- AI, guess what.
- Not now, Peg.
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I have a big announcement.
I need your complete attention.
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Today I got the latest issue
of Shoe News.
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You know their motto:
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"Before it's on your foot,
it's in your head."
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And I have it on good authority...
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...that they're coming out with a new,
all-sport athletic shoe.
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Oh, Al.
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Kids, let us join hands...
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...and remember where we were
on this mighty day.
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Tell us more, Al.
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Will they come in pairs, honey?
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There's more, my little aneurysm.
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It's going to be called the Zeus.
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And they're kicking off their new ad
campaign with a special commercial...
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...that will be shown
during the Super Bowl.
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And here's the part
that means something to us:
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They're going to use ex-jocks
in this commercial.
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You don't get it, do you?
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Well, you should know that better
than anyone, sweetheart.
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Don't you see? Ex-jocks.
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Who's the most famous ex-athlete
in Chicago?
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- Ernie Banks.
- I said, athlete.
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You know that means football.
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- Gayle Sayers?
- Can you be this thick?
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Let me give you a hint.
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The FTD florist?
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No, you nitwit, me.
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Polk High, all-city.
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Most touchdowns in a single game.
If you don't listen to me...
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...you've heard others talk about it
in malls...
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...anywhere Americans gather
to talk sports.
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I'm a shoo-in for that commercial.
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Get it, shoo-in?
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Well, Shoe News will appreciate it.
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Anyway, I'm just gonna go audition
for that commercial...
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...and in a few short weeks
you'll see your old Dad on TV...
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...during the Super Bowl.
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Now what have you got to say?
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Honey, did you pick up those
little blue disks for the toilet tank?
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Yes.
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- I'm putting it in.
- No me.
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- I'm putting it in!
- Me!
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Is not my news at least as exciting
as a blue disk for a toilet?
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Well, honey,
I'm sure I'd be just as excited...
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...if I was married to the blue disk
and it brought you home for the toilet.
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I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking...
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...l'm not gonna get this commercial.
- Not at all.
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I'm thinking you are a fool to even
think you're getting this commercial.
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Honey, you played
high school football.
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That doesn't mean anything
to anyone anymore...
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...including me. And I'm your wife.
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I took a vow to care and I don't.
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You're just jealous because the ad said
"ex-jocks," not "ex-brunettes."
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You're not getting it, Al.
They want someone famous.
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I'm famous!
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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Who is the man who scored
four touchdowns in a single game...
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...to clinch the city championship
in 1966?
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- Shaft. John Shaft.
- No.
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Who is the man who rushed
for 200 yards against Garfield High?
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- Shaft. He's a bad...
- Shut your mouth.
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Just talking about Shaft.
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You people obviously
don't know anything about football.
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What do you care about?
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Peggy, have you seen these
fantastic blue disks for the toilet?
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Why, this is the best thing
that could have happened to Al.
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Next to the invention of a bowl
6 feet wide with tall rims...
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...for the problem aimer.
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But now, unlike your career,
you have something to shoot for.
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You people can't be serious.
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I want you to admit
having played high school football...
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...is probably the most important thing
a guy could do.
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Yes, if a person died
right after high school.
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But don't worry, Al...
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...it's probably not too late
for you to do something important.
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Why some day, you may even stop
a bullet meant for the president.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Marcie.
I must be boring you.
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Anyone who obviously spends as much
time in barber shops as you do...
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...must have heard every sports story
a guy could hear.
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You better cut that out, Al.
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I think Marcie looks as cute as a button
with her hair cut this way.
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Thank you, honey.
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Al, just to close up this subject:
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It's not that we are belittling
your place in sports history.
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It's just that you are like a toilet
without a blue disk.
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Fine for its time,
but now barely worth flushing.
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Now give me a kiss
and make me some coffee.
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I will not.
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I'm going to audition for
this commercial, and get it, by God.
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Then we'll see,
when I go down for this interview...
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...who in Chicago
doesn't know the name Bundy.
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- Who?
- Bundy.
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B-U-N-D-Y. Al Bundy.
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Made all-city back in '66.
Four touchdowns.
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And I'm not talking the whole year.
One game.
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Well, have a seat,
and allow me time to cool off.
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Miss Lagroin,
who's on our list for today?
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Well, there's Mr. Butkus, Mr. Carlton,
Mr. Tarkenton, Mr. Namath...
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...and of course, Mr. Bindy.
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He scored four touchdowns,
not in one year, but in one game.
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- Guess where?
- High school.
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Thought I'd die when I met him.
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Well, send him in
before the real athletes come.
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Okay, Mom, now who's the guy
who hikes the ball to the quarterback?
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- The centre.
- Very good.
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Now who's the guy
who rushes the passer?
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- The defensive end.
- Excellent.
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Now who's the little foreign guy
who can barely speak English...
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...never gets hit and is taking yet
another job away from an American?
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- The place-kicker.
- Great job, Mom.
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Now next, next we'll start on stats.
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Oh, can I teach her
the stats, please?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Now, we have Alaska...
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...Alabama, Brazil...
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Oh, and the two Georgias,
North and South.
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And yet, men still seem to like her.
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Oh, there's your daddy's car.
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Now, he's gonna come in here
and tell us he failed.
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So let's practice
what we're gonna say to him.
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The classics never die.
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Laugh at this, hyenas: I got it.
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I got the commercial.
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I am the Zeus man.
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So I think it's important to understand,
before we get started...
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...that, yes,
the shoes are important...
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...but let's not disappoint the public in
what they've come to expect from me.
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So let's try not to get too arty
and lose sight of the man.
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Oh, by the way,
be careful how you shoot me...
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...because from certain angles it would
appear I'm losing a hair or two...
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...you know what I mean?
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Sure. Why tell me? I'm the caterer.
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Put some food in my car
and go away.
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Hi, I'm Jerry Copeland the director.
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Try not to speak directly to me.
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Now, you will be
portraying the common man.
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Well, that will be
a bit of a stretch for me, Jerr.
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I played high school football,
you know?
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- You're speaking to me.
- Sorry.
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Well, anyhow, I'm sure you would want
to meet your co-star in the first scene?
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Not really,
but I guess he'd like to meet me.
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Bindy, meet Ed "Too Tall" Jones.
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Too Tall?
You gotta be kidding me.
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Are you in the scene with me?
Peg! Peg! Look who's...
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Need someone to run your lines
with you, baby?
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Will someone please wheel
the elderly woman away.
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Okay.
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We're ready.
Well, you know what to do.
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No I don't, Jerr.
No, see, I never got a script.
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Well, just follow your instincts,
Bindy.
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That must be what they tell Brando.
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Not that I'm comparing myself
with Brando.
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He's fat.
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Oh, by the way, Too Tall,
my name is Al "Too Great" Bindy.
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You... I'm sure you heard of me.
Made all-city back in '66.
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And you're the guy that was
raiding the refrigerator in my trailer.
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Twice.
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What I'm trying to say is, don't feel bad
about having to pull back.
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Just don't hurt yourself.
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Thanks a lot
for making me feel welcome.
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Ready.
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- And, deck him!
- "Deck" who?
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Yes, Mom, personal foul.
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Whoa, Too Tall, babe. Great rehearsal.
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Now, let's just shoot the next one.
Do you mind?
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Not at all.
I think you could see me pull back.
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Okay, dust off the shoes
and get the old guy back on his feet.
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- Maybe we should do something.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Too Tall,
can I get your autograph?
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Hey, how did you get
the name "Too Tall"?
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Does it really refer to your height?
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No.
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Okay, for this one,
all you have to do is bat.
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Well, that's no problem.
I play a little softball.
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Only three-time MVP...
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...the 20-store-and-under mall league
ever had.
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One time we were playing
Binky's Pets...
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Great. Now, say hi to your co-star,
Steve Carlton.
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Put her right here, baby.
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It's awful nice to meet you,
Mr. Carlton.
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You probably haven't thrown
a baseball in a long time...
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...whereas I'm an active player,
so, you know...
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...don't worry about looking bad
because the camera will be on me.
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I'm sure your heart is as big
as the ball you use.
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Okay. Places, everyone.
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Okay, Steve. Now, it's no big deal.
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- Just bean him.
- No problem.
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"Bean" who?
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Yes, Mom, "intentional grounding."
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Hey, there's an eyebrow on it.
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Daddy, look, I got the ball.
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No, Daddy,
they're still looking for your ear...
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...but I'm gonna have him sign it
right underneath your eyebrow.
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How would you like it to read?
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Okay, great.
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Mr. Carlton, could you please sign this
to "the late Al Bundy"?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, time to take his bandage off.
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00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,429
Al, honey, I've been thinking about this
and I think we better go home.
240
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,039
I'm worried you might get hurt.
241
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,952
Don't worry about me, Peg. I'm fine.
242
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,469
Hey, will somebody answer
that phone?
243
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,914
I'll get it myself. Hello?
244
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,032
Another damn wrong number.
245
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,912
Besides, Peg, this should be fun.
246
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,396
It's always been an amateur's dream
to see how far he can go with a pro.
247
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,989
I used to do a little boxing.
And what I wanna do...
248
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,555
...is get in one good shot
and get a bit of respect.
249
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,875
What I'm gonna do, Peg...
250
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,834
...l'm not gonna wait for the director
to say "action." I'm gonna cheat.
251
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,314
And when the guy gets in the ring,
I'm gonna pop him with one.
252
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,919
A good right hand, right away.
253
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,635
And I don't care, pro or no pro,
that's gotta hurt, Peg.
254
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,673
- Hey, you're...
- Action!
255
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:32,796
Wow, he didn't even have time
to spit out a whimpering "no más."
256
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,478
Sugar Ray, very nice.
257
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,312
That was fun.
258
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,476
You know,
it's every professional's dream...
259
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,319
...to see how bad he can hurt
a non-pro.
260
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,911
Help me.
261
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,430
Well, it looks like he's been hurt.
We better make sure he's okay.
262
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,590
Hey, did you hurt your hand
on my dad's jaw?
263
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,518
Hey, I'm curious about your name.
264
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,109
How did you get the name Leonard?
265
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,916
Sugar Ray, I blinked
and I missed the whole thing.
266
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,078
- Could you hit him again?
- Sure, yeah.
267
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,632
Al, get up.
268
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,717
What thinking man would call
a down-and-out pattern...
269
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,117
...7 yards downfield
when you need 8 for a first down?
270
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,038
Idiots.
271
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,159
- What's happening, Peg?
- Shut up, Al, I'm watching the game.
272
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,633
So, what were those athletes
really like?
273
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,070
Oh, well,
they couldn't have been nicer.
274
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,829
At the party after the shoot we talked
and we danced and...
275
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,268
It would have been great...
276
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,233
...except that Al kept calling
from the hospital.
277
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,276
Why I let him put me down as who
to notify in case of emergency...
278
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,993
...l'll never know.
279
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,515
It's like they know
when you're having a good time.
280
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,395
It's half-time. All right, Al's commercial
should be on any second.
281
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,791
At last, America will finally see me
in all my athletic glory.
282
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,348
Zeus.
283
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,915
The all-sport shoe
for the week end warrior.
284
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,315
You may not play lik e a pro.
285
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,672
You may not hit lik e a pro.
286
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,878
You may not fight lik e a pro.
287
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,479
But with Zeus, you won't have to.
288
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,471
Zeus, the shoes that will outlive you.
289
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,748
Hey, what happened to my face?
290
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,992
You inherited it from your father.
291
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,272
They can't do that to me.
I'm the Zeus man, damn it!
292
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,471
Oh, well,
I guess it really doesn't matter.
293
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,796
As long as my family saw me.
They were there.
294
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,560
They saw me with those pros,
and I took their best shots.
295
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,115
Who wants to be the first to
put a pen in my mouth...
296
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,912
...and get an autograph?
297
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,435
Good news, folks,
our toilet disks finally come in green.
298
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,599
It's lik e having a pine tree
in your toilet.
299
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,674
Well, at least I'll get to watch the game
in peace.
300
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,508
And now uninterrupted
by commercials...
301
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,759
...we proudly present.
Steel Magnolias.
302
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,036
Oh, no, not Steel Magnolias.
303
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,710
Buck. Buck, change the Super Bowl
back on. I can't move.
304
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,831
You accidentally
changed the channel.
305
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,148
Accident, my ass.
306
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,158
I love this movie.
307
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:14,559
Julia Roberts, so ill, so brave.
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