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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Do we have the munchies?
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Well, how does a nice salami,
goat cheese...
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...peanut butter
and crayfish sandwich sound?
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Now, I wonder where we could
dig one of those up.
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Well, lookie here.
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Look out below.
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Something's missing.
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Here's your ice cream, Mom.
Tabaki and clam.
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That's the missing ingredient.
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Well, it's not for me,
it's for the baby.
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What's she carrying in there,
a chain-smoking otter?
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Damn, they always put the clams
on the bottom.
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Oh, Mom, we saw something very
interesting on the way home today.
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We saw some pregnant women
coming out of the supermarket...
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...and they were pushing carts
filled with that...
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- Oh, God, what do you call it?
- Groceries.
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Yeah.
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So we'd like to see exactly where
Dr. Spock says...
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...that pregnant women can't feed
anyone named Bud or Kelly.
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I think it's page 15.
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Hey, don't pull that with us.
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Bud can read, you know.
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Can't I enjoy
the motherhood experience...
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...without you two children
yapping at my heels?
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Well, I say that the born
have rights too.
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Bud and I are one girl
who has had enough.
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- Now feed us.
- All right, you little ingrates.
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The two of you may share a spoon
of my tabaki ice cream.
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Yeah, I don't want any tabaki
ice cream. I still have my pride.
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I'm not putting anything
that disgusting in my...
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Hey, dog food.
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I remember this brand.
It's got extra horse.
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- Hey, well, why isn't Buck eating any?
- He hasn't eaten for three days.
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The poor guy. Well, here.
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To your health.
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Harriet, Ricky, David.
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I have a little announcement.
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We're gonna have to start
tightening our belts.
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We can still keep the help,
can't we, Papa?
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Sure, just keep eating that dog food,
oblivious to the problems of the world.
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But from now on, I'm gonna need
every nickel we got around here.
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Al, you haven't said anything
to the baby.
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I'm sorry.
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Get a job.
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Anyway, mall employees are no longer
allowed to park in the free parking lot.
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I have to park on the street
two blocks away...
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...where the city
has thoughtfully installed...
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...new one-hour parking meters.
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Yep, I guess they figured that parking
for free and working for a shoe store...
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...was arousing too much jealousy.
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Gee, I sense a keen
"remember when" speech coming.
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Remember when you could park
on the street for free in this country?
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Am I the only one that senses that,
slowly but surely...
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...our freedoms
are being taken away?
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The freedom to park. The freedom
not to fasten your seat belt.
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To not have to worry
about having a working muffler.
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Back then,
you knew a man was coming...
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...by the black smoke belching
out the back of his American car...
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...as he tossed beer cans and
french-fry packages out the window.
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Now how's a man
supposed to have fun?
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By being with his family?
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I weep for this country.
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That's very touching, honey.
Now rub my feet.
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Peg, I wouldn't rub your feet
if a genie popped out of them.
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But be warned about this, I don't
wanna hear about anybody's problems.
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Nothing is going to get me
off this couch.
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Dad, I think Buck is sick.
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My baby?
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What's the matter
with my hairy man?
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We've been married for 20 years...
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...and that's just starting
to bother you now?
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I was talking about the dog,
Brunhilde.
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Well, what's wrong with him?
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I don't know,
he hasn't eaten in days.
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Well, I'm running low on foodstuffs,
so maybe you guys could go out...
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Hey, there's a new pet shop
in the mall.
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Why don't we go down and see if
we can get Buck a different dog food.
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On your way back,
could you stop at Ox Kebab...
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...and bring me back a John Madden
with the works.
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Did your mother say something?
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- Who knows.
- Who cares anyway. Who cares.
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So they have all this time for the dog
and none for me.
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Does that mean
I rank below an animal?
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Yeah. These are frail times
for us both.
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You know, I tell you,
by the way they act...
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...you'd think that we were
unpleasant to be around.
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By the way,
did you bring the gas tablets?
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Well, didn't you bring any for you?
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I got boxes of that stuff at home.
Jefferson eats it like candy.
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He's having
a sympathetic pregnancy.
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It's the cutest thing.
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Well...
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...nobody better pull my finger.
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Did you finish
painting the nursery, honey?
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I couldn't. Every time I'd go
up the ladder, I'd have to go pee.
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Then I'd sit there
and nothing would happen.
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Look, my feet are all swollen.
They're big as tubs.
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I just wanna cry.
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I'm just so happy.
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God, he's good at this.
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Tell me about it.
He felt his baby kick before I did.
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Yeah, I did.
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Is Al feeling anything?
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Well, just the pride
any man would feel...
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...who has to ask his son
for an allowance.
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My uterus hurts.
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Wow, he is good at this.
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You know, I just think it's beautiful
how your husband shares your pain.
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It is. He's a wonderful man.
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I am.
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Touch me, Marcie,
I wanna feel your warmth.
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Good news, Dad,
the D'Arcys are here.
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Kids, take a good long look.
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This is worth
a thousand condom commercials.
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All right, let's feed Buck,
unless they've already eaten him.
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- Rub my belly.
- Rub my belly.
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Rub my belly.
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Kids, don't look back.
We'll all be salt.
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Come on, Buck.
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We got you some new food.
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Look, cat parts.
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You can taste the meow.
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Come on, boy.
Tell Daddy what's wrong. Tell me.
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- AI?
- What, boy?
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It's me, you Milk Dud.
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Well, look, I wanna know right this
minute why your feet aren't swollen...
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...and you never complain
about your breasts.
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Yeah, Daddy, why?
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Well, Peg, if you don't have them,
they can't hurt.
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Tell them, Marcie.
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Kids, I know what will be good
for Buck:
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A nice ride in the fresh air.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, let's go.
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- Come on, boy.
- I'd like to go out into the fresh air.
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- Did your mother say something?
- Who knows.
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- Who cares anyway.
- Come on.
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Gee, what if they love Buck
more than me?
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Oh, well, that's just impossible.
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You ought to see Buck, Peg,
with his head sticking out the window...
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...just like you used to do.
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Well, I'll tell you one thing,
I'm glad he's not my husband.
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I know I haven't treated you
like I should...
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...but it doesn't mean
I don't care about you.
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Things will change from now on.
You know I always loved you.
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I don't know
what's wrong with him, Peg.
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Well, maybe he wants
both my pillows.
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Comfy, boy?
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You want Mommy's robe?
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Okay, Dad, look.
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We got Buck a hot-water bottle...
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...and some new doggy toys.
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Well, did you get my tushy loofa?
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No. Now, listen. Good news.
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Buck's vet says
there's nothing wrong with him.
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He thinks he might feel neglected
with the baby coming and all.
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Look, kids, let's cheer Buck up.
Get on the bed.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Now, let's all make funny faces
to Buck.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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If I don't get some attention
real soon, I'm leaving.
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Come on, boy.
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Well, I mean it. I'll go.
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Hey, I got a good idea.
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Let's go downstairs and get us some
dog food, show Buck how it's done.
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- I like that stuff. It's good, really.
- Come on, boy.
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- Let's go and get some grub.
- Now, wait a minute.
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I need some attention. I'm pregnant.
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All right, fine, then I'm leaving.
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If you love that dog so much, just...
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Just go to him when you need...
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...to know...
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Oh, well, it doesn't matter,
because I'm leaving.
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Did Mom say something?
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- I don't think so.
- Mom? Who's that?
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And that's why I came home
to Wanker County.
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I'm just so happy to be here.
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I needed to be around
some normal people, Cousin Eb.
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And since when do we talk
when a man's got his bag on?
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Now, what were you gonna say?
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Well, what I wanted to say...
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...was that I thought a saw fly
dive right into your feedbag.
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What do you think
the rotten meat's in there for?
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In case they're not serving anything
at the embassy party you'd like.
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Clever bon mot, Cousin Peggy.
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So where's Mom?
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She's over at Stumptown
for the Festival of the Big'uns.
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- Where's Dad?
- Oh, you know your pa.
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We keep telling him
it's okay to come down, Ma's gone...
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...but he's saving all his courage
for a real run.
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Well, I better go say hi.
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I was always his favourite.
He'll be glad to see me.
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Hi, Dad. I'm here. It's Peggy.
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Well, he must have thought
you were your ma.
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He threw down her fork.
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And her knife.
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Well, I wanna be comforted.
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I had a long bus trip
and all I had to eat was my lunch...
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...and the lunches of the elderly
who dozed off near me.
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And I left home because
I just wasn't getting enough attention.
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So now that I'm here,
I wanna be loved.
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If you can do it for a hen named Charo,
you can do it for me.
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Listen to that tongue. You can still
shrivel a man like a three-hour bath.
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Well, don't fret, Cousin Peggy.
I called a family meeting.
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We're gonna take
good Wanker-care of you.
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It's Possum Boy!
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Oh, Possum Boy.
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How have you been?
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I got run over by one of them
new Mustang cars today.
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So you still like to lay down
in the roads in the afternoon?
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Heck, you never grow out
of that kind of stuff.
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I love the scent of the hot tar...
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...the hypnotic spell of the headlights
bearing down on me...
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...and the feeling of flight
when you go bouncing off that grill.
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I'll tell you, you city folk
can keep your Disneyland...
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...because there,
when the ride's over...
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...you don't wake up in a ditch
next to your breakfast.
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Only in America.
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Hey, it's Young Kit
and his new bride.
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Hi there.
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Cousin Effie.
Why, you got married again.
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That's the fifth time, isn't it?
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Well, they keep dying on me.
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That's why, this time,
I married a young'un.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Ain't he spry? He's still got
all his teeth too. Show her, honey.
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I may have to chew his food...
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...but when it comes to loving,
thank God he's got six brothers.
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Peggy, I hear tell
you're from the city.
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You got any pictures of breasts?
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Well, what particular species
were you looking for?
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Is this a family reunion
or is this a family reunion?
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Now, get us something to eat.
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Me? Well, I'm pregnant.
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I came down here
so you could take care of me.
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Well, don't you worry, Cousin Peggy,
we're gonna take care of you...
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...like we take care
of all our expectant women.
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See that, Cousin Peggy?
You're looking better already.
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00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,548
Well, who wouldn't...
239
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,911
...after building a table,
changing the oil in the tractor...
240
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,033
...and listening to the old guy
pass gas to the tune of "Dixie."
241
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,590
Now, when do I get something
to eat around here...?
242
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,199
Hey, is that a car passing by?
243
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,229
Gosh. Well, who was that?
244
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,436
If we knew,
we wouldn't be shooting at him.
245
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,591
All right, I've had just about enough.
Now, I want someone to rub my feet...
246
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:36,191
...or stroke my hair, or at least give me
a stinking sympathy pain or two.
247
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,429
Sympathy pain. Hear that, Possum?
248
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,076
Boy, the city's taken
the Wanker out of you, cousin.
249
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,592
That rich city man you married
has done spoiled you.
250
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,198
That's what happens when you marry
one of them professional men.
251
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:56,315
I don't care how good you are,
no man deserves $3.50 an hour.
252
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,193
It promotes those high-toned ways.
253
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,470
Ain't nothing but sin in the city,
anyways.
254
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,592
I say if you're gonna gyrate naked
on tables for money...
255
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,995
...you should do it for the family.
256
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,393
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
257
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,718
Now, look, I just travelled 200 miles
and 100 years back in time...
258
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,797
...to come and be with you people.
259
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,389
The least you can do
is give me something to eat.
260
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,239
- How about some bacon?
- Oh, yes, please.
261
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,874
You know where the hog pen is.
262
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,517
Come on, Buck, open the hangar.
263
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,598
Look, Daddy likes it.
264
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,073
Now you try.
265
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,514
It's no use.
I mean, it can't be the dog food.
266
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,269
Dad's been gobbling it up for days
and he's healthier than he's ever been.
267
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,277
Right, Dad?
268
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,434
Well, I'm finally home.
269
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,392
You went out today, Mom?
270
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,391
I've been gone for a week.
271
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,797
Didn't you get my note?
I left it on the refrigerator.
272
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,434
Now, why would we go in there?
273
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,549
Well, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, I learned two things.
274
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,548
One, trying to hike your skirt up
to get a ride doesn't do much for you...
275
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,751
...when you're six months pregnant.
276
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:28,910
And two, this is where I belong,
with my family that loves me.
277
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,319
You really didn't notice I was gone?
278
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:39,272
Of course we noticed you were gone.
How could we miss you, Mom?
279
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,708
Was she really gone?
280
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,509
Never mind. Thanks, kids.
It's good to be home.
281
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,751
Now, let's say we celebrate
by doing something as a family.
282
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,838
Hey, that's a good idea.
We've been cooped up in here for days.
283
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,838
What's say we get some fresh air?
Who'll throw me the Frisbee?
284
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,792
- I'll throw it.
- Good.
285
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,029
Oh, it's a happy Daddy,
it's a happy Daddy.
286
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,912
Well, it's good to be home again
and see things are back to normal.
287
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,350
You know, I just wish someone
around here would appreciate me...
288
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,518
...and know what I'm going through.
289
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,793
Just one lousy, stinking sympathy pain
would be enough.
290
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,994
But I guess that's my fate,
to bear my burden alone.
291
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:46,678
Alone? Look at these nipples.
My paws are bloated.
292
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,668
They k eep shoving food in my face,
when all I need is a hug.
293
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,678
God, I just wanna cry.
294
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,714
Boy, your paws are as big as tubs.
295
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,115
Yours too.
296
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,152
Mom. Mom. Mom. Come quick.
297
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,511
Dad's chasing the D'Arcys' car
down the street.
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