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Okay, everybody.
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It's time for the weekly
Bundy baby progress report.
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Well, I can sense your excitement.
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So even though one of us is missing,
I think we should still begin.
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Let's start with the reading of the
minutes from our last meeting. Kelly?
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"At the beginning of the last meeting...
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...I suggested we have
no more meetings.
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It was seconded by Bud, my brother...
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...and Dad, my daddy.
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We stared dully at Mom
and then were forced...
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...into a chorus of
'We Love the Baby.'
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Then Mom left to pee...
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...and Dad suggested
that we play a gleeful round...
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...of 'How Fat is She? '
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Dad guessed 415 pounds.
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We all laughed, and Dad said:
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'Don't write this down, Pumpkin."'
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That concludes my report.
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Let the record show
your father is a weenie.
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And now, can we have a report
from the treasury?
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Let the record show your father
has nothing in his pants.
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Oh, my God. Baby meeting!
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Get back here, young man!
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Yeah, pay your respect to the fetus
just like the rest of us.
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Most glorious
inhabitant of the womb...
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...please accept the blessing
of this unworthy one.
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I love you more than I love myself.
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Hail baby.
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The baby is pleased.
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You may sit.
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Listen, I have great news.
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As the only intelligent
living male Bundy...
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...l'm proud to announce
I've gotten a scholarship...
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...and I'm going to junior college.
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And just how does that
pertain to the baby?
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Thank you.
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So I decided to start college
across town...
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...instead of this neighbourhood,
where I'm accused...
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...of being a total social failure.
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Don't be so hard on yourself, Bud.
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I'm sure lots of cool guys...
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...spend their Friday nights
watching Star Trek reruns...
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...hoping to catch a glimpse
of Klingon cleavage.
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Let the record show that I was
wetting the screen with my tongue...
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...to clean it.
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To continue...
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Chicks love new blood.
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So I'm assuming
a whole new identity.
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As of now, my story is
I'm a bad-boy rapper...
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...from the streets of New York.
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Goodbye, Bud Bundy.
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Hello, Grandmaster B.
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What does the B stand for?
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"Brother of an idiot."
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Anyhow, if anyone asks...
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...my parents sent me here
to clean up my act...
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...because I either killed a guy
or spray-painted a tree or something.
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Excuse me, but isn't that the plot
for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
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Well, that's an NBC show,
so who would know that?
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So if anyone asks,
I'm not related to any of you.
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And I'm coolly dangerous.
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I am not going
to be dateless this year.
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- Now, if you've finished, Bud...
- B.
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And just yesterday he was in diapers.
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Literally.
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I killed a man in New York, you know.
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Forgive me, Ghostbuster B.
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It's Grandmaster B.
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Of course, honey.
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Now, let's get back
to the baby meeting.
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Given the fact, and I would like
this to go on record...
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...that your father earns nothing...
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...it seems that we'll be
a little pressed for room...
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...when the blessed event comes.
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- Hail baby.
- Hail baby.
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Who is loved more than all babies
that came before him.
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Now, since we have limited space...
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...I would like to move that the baby
share a room with Daddy and me.
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We'll just put a crib
at the foot of the bed.
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I would like the record to show...
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...that I would rather sleep
in a bunk bed under Oprah.
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I would rather engage
in a frolicking threesome...
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...with Roseanne
and her cool husband.
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I would rather play naked Twister...
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...with every one
of the Golden Girls...
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...than have that little screaming
doodie geyser at the foot of my bed.
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I've said my piece. Thank you.
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Hail baby.
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All right then, let's have a vote.
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All those in favour of the baby sharing
a room with Mommy and Daddy?
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- Opposed?
- I must use my veto power.
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- Motion is carried.
- Veto! Veto, I say!
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All right, everybody, I'll see you
at the next baby meeting.
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But for now, Mommy
must use the bathroom.
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Al, if you would be so kind...
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I'm warning you, Peg.
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You will not make a mockery
of my veto power.
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I am the man of the house,
and my will is law!
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For the record,
she's now up to 500 pounds.
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This is my temporary crib, babe.
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Thanks for carrying my books.
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Anything to help keep
your gun hand free...
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...Mixmaster B.
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That's Grandmaster B.
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And I don't carry a gun anymore.
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Because I have a new life
here in Bel-Air...
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I mean, Chicago.
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Have I shown you my scar?
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You scare and excite me
when you talk like that.
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Take me.
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First, do it for me, B.
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Give me your rap.
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All right.
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And now...
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You may take me.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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Well, look.
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My little man
is getting his first kiss.
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You're the coolest, Grandma B.
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That's Grandmaster B.
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Look, babe...
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...I think I'm going to have to rap
my way out of the rent now.
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You go on home
and wait by the phone.
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If I call and you're not there,
you go to the bottom of the list.
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What did I tell you two?!
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I am Grandmaster B.
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Grand. Master. B.
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Mom, I'm cool. You're
ruining it for me! I'm cool.
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Gee, I'm really sorry,
Grand Marshal B.
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No, Mom, I think it's Bed-Wetter B.
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Are you sure? I thought
it was Court Jester B.
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Peg! Peg!
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Guess what I found in the attic?
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It's something of my father's
that served him well for 20 years.
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And now, will serve me
for the rest of my life.
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A pair of socks?
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Bud, what do you think I found?
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If it's a rubber woman, Dad,
I can explain.
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You send away
for one Archie comic...
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...the next thing you know,
they put you on a list...
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Pumpkin?
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You found a pumpkin, Daddy?
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Well, I guess I'll tell you all...
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...since none of you
singly deserve to know.
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I found my father's hammer.
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This hammer has been
in my family for generations.
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With this, my father hit
the now-famous Bundy nail.
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And upon that nail,
he did hang his hat.
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My dad had one great dream...
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...and that dream was handed down...
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...from generation to generation
of male Bundys:
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To build their own room...
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...and live separately from their wives.
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Sadly, they all failed.
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No, genetically they all failed.
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Well, not me! I'm going to do it!
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Look, Dad. I've got your hammer.
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Your little boy's
gonna build his own room.
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Mom, who is he talking to?
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Grandpa.
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Hi, Grandpa.
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Look, Dad, I'm building my own room.
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I'll dedicate the first nail to you.
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Damn cheap Sheetrock!
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I can't believe you're gonna let
that moron move out of your room.
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Marcie, you're assuming
he can actually do this.
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You know the Bundy legacy:
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What they don't finish in 30 seconds,
they never finish.
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Besides, you know, it's important...
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...to let your man fail
in front of your eyes.
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It's a great thing to see.
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You know the fun we have
watching them fail at sex.
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Do I ever.
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Like when you say:
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"It's okay, honey.
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I'm sure it happens to all men.
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It doesn't mean there's anything
wrong with you, does it?"
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or when you say:
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"It's okay, honey.
You're probably just tired...
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...and unsure of your manhood."
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Or, " It's okay.
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We can just lay here
and hold each other.
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That's just as good."
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Then when they lay their head
on you like a child, trembling...
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...it is just as good.
God, you just want to laugh.
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Well, believe me when I tell you, it is
just as much fun to watch them fail...
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...with their clothes on.
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Watch.
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I can't get the nails
to go in straight.
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Gee, honey, it's probably just
because you're tired...
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...and unsure of your manhood.
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I did not fail.
I'll build that room! I will, it's just...
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I've got a lot on my mind right now.
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Mom, do you think he's actually
doing something in there?
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Honey, must I remind you
of his family tree?
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Do we not remember Amadeus Bundy?
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Who, when Alexander Graham Bell
patented the telephone...
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...tried to patent shouting
as a cheaper alternative?
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Or how about Wrong-Way Bundy...
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...the original inventor of the shotgun.
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Only he never quite perfected
which way to point it.
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We later called him Headless Bundy.
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But, Mom, Dad's not like the others.
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He sells shoes.
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It's done!
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Now, come in and take your
first and last look.
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All right now, kids. Daddy has
worked very, very hard at this.
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And it means a lot to him.
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So nobody laugh until I do.
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Wow, Al. You did all this
with just a hammer?
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Not just a hammer, Peg.
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Dad's hammer.
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Al, you're not really thinking
about moving away...
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...from me and the baby.
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Thinking of it? I've done it!
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Be gone, jackals!
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But, Al...
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At last...
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...I can do what every
male Bundy wants to do.
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Well, they're out of sight.
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I wonder how long it'll take
till they're out of mind.
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Done.
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Well, that must be that life I ordered.
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Hi, Al.
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Please, Al, let me stay with you.
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I'm afraid of Marcie.
She wants sex all the time.
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I mean, having sex
with your pregnant wife...
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...it's like putting gas
in the tank of a car...
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...you've already wrecked.
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Thank God mine pulls
into self-service.
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Al? Al, I'm begging you.
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I mean, you remember what it was
like when you first got married?
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Sex wasn't enough.
They also want, God help me...
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...foreplay.
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There, now, now, now. Al's here.
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Take it easy, now, big fella.
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Save me.
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All right, but just one night.
And on one condition:
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- What?
- It's just you and me...
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...and you don't tell
one single guy about this place.
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I swear.
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Hey, Bobby, throw me that.
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Tater storm.
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Maybe I wasn't being clear
when I said tell no one.
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Come on, Al. It's okay. We're
just having some good, clean...
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...normal, guy fun.
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Come on, pull my finger.
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Hey, Al, it's my arm.
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And I thought I ran with
a cool pack in high school.
251
00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:24,434
Do you mind if we turn out the lights
and tell some scary stories?
252
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:26,872
Gee, I thought we'd strip
down to our underwear...
253
00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:29,801
...and sing "Puff the Magic Dragon."
254
00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:33,957
My underwear's got a hole in it.
255
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,438
Well, then maybe you
can play the guitar.
256
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:39,635
What's wrong with you idiots?
257
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:43,232
Any second, the women are going
to come pouring through that door.
258
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:46,121
Don't you know they can sense
a man smiling a mile away?
259
00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:47,994
Al, don't worry about it.
260
00:18:48,202 --> 00:18:51,160
I had all the guys promise that
they wouldn't tell anyone. Right?
261
00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:52,636
- We swear!
- We swear!
262
00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:56,832
And so I move that this room
shall be our clubhouse...
263
00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:59,994
...for our newly formed
ladies group W.O.M. B...
264
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:04,832
...which stands for
"Women Owe Men Bubkes."
265
00:19:05,722 --> 00:19:07,917
- All in favour?
- Aye!
266
00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:10,431
- Opposed?
- Veto.
267
00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:13,439
Motion carried.
268
00:19:14,202 --> 00:19:17,751
Now, ladies, are there any complaints
that we'd like to share?
269
00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:19,873
I got hemorrhoids.
270
00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:23,716
I've got varicose veins.
271
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:27,392
Well, I've got an itch
my husband refuses to scratch.
272
00:19:29,922 --> 00:19:31,321
Excuse me...
273
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:34,030
...where do we go when
we're feeling emotional?
274
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,478
We can use Al's bathroom.
275
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:44,271
Thou shalt not insult my bowl
with pregnant heinies.
276
00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:48,836
Where are you going, Al?
277
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,681
Ladies, and by that
I mean you guys...
278
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:55,919
...l'm going to tear this room asunder.
279
00:19:56,122 --> 00:19:59,000
It is evil. It has been tainted,
woman-ed!
280
00:19:59,722 --> 00:20:01,997
It must be destroyed.
281
00:20:07,962 --> 00:20:09,839
Keep the gates open, Dad!
282
00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:12,471
I got a busload coming for you!
283
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,351
Go for it, son.
284
00:20:29,322 --> 00:20:31,517
Well, for this special baby meeting...
285
00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:33,917
...we'd like to welcome Daddy back.
286
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:37,478
A man who kept his garage up
for five hours.
287
00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:40,992
Just four hours longer than he
could keep his zipper up.
288
00:20:42,122 --> 00:20:43,635
Let the record show...
289
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,595
...that the chairperson
shares not only the wit...
290
00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:49,475
...but also the body
of Buddy Hackett.
291
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,191
Duly noted.
292
00:20:52,402 --> 00:20:53,881
Let it further show...
293
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:57,159
...that Daddy also discovered
an important thing today.
294
00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:01,954
The true legacy of Dad's hammer
is failure.
295
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:04,596
Dad failed with it, I failed with it...
296
00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:07,555
...and every male Bundy
who comes after me will fail with it.
297
00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:10,959
And speaking of failure,
where's the other male Bundy?
298
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,752
You mean the Bushwhacker?
299
00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:17,952
No, it's the Burgermeister.
300
00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:22,358
No, it's the Buckminster.
What is the difference?
301
00:21:22,762 --> 00:21:23,956
Where is the little boil?
302
00:21:26,642 --> 00:21:28,280
Where'd you get this scar?
303
00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:30,438
Was it in Desert Storm?
304
00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:34,396
Well, I had my own little
Desert Storm, baby...
305
00:21:34,602 --> 00:21:36,558
...in the streets of New York.
306
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:40,357
Yep. We're the warriors that
don't get the ticker-tape parades.
307
00:21:40,562 --> 00:21:42,553
Oh, Grandflasher.
308
00:21:44,602 --> 00:21:46,194
That's Grandmaster.
309
00:21:47,402 --> 00:21:49,836
Now, kiss me before I do.
310
00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:04,319
Dustbuster?
Dustbuster, are you okay?
311
00:22:05,362 --> 00:22:07,956
Shut up. I'm dying, you buffoon!
312
00:22:08,682 --> 00:22:12,072
Mommy! Mommy!
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