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♪ Look at what's
happened to me ♪
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♪ I can't believe it myself ♪
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♪ Suddenly I'm up
on top of the world ♪
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♪ It should have
been somebody else ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪
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♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪
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♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪
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♪ Who could it be ♪
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪
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♪ Just like the
light of a new day ♪
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♪ It hit me from
out of the blue ♪
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♪ Breaking me out
of the spell I was in ♪
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♪ Making all of my
wishes come true ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪
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♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪
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♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪
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♪ Who could it be ♪
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪
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♪ Who could it be ♪
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪♪
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You got any relish? No.
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Okay. Two long dogs,
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a Coke, a coffee, french
fries as well, please.
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Yes sir. That's
got it. Uh, $4.36.
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Here you go. Out of five.
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- Keep the change. Hm?
- Thank you, sir.
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Oh, two goofballs holed up
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in a motel, may starve to death,
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and ol' Mr. Clean,
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out there probably
forgetting relish again.
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Open up! Room service.
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Just leave it by the door.
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Come on, Bill! Open up!
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Forgot the password?
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Very funny, Bill.
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Cleaning your gun with
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a baby diaper. That's obscene.
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It is not obscene.
It is a soft towel.
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Been using them for years.
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You get 'em down at
the drugstore, so they
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don't scratch the bluing.
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Where's the relish?
Where is the relish?
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Is that my bedspread
with the guns on top of it?
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It's a federal bedspread, Ralph.
We commandeered the room,
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remember?
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There's no relish. This is
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all ketchup. I hate ketchup.
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It's got tomatoes in it. Whoa!
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Ralph! Oh!
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What are you doing?
Now you've done it.
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No, Bill. You've done it.
You've gone commandeer crazy.
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You want to take a shower,
you commandeer the bathroom.
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You want to watch something
on TV, you commandeer
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the television set.
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Well, you want to
get some relish, Bill?
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Why don't you go out there and
commandeer the wiener wagon?
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- Maybe if you flip your badge
they'll give you a free cola.
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- This is not a college dorm.
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It's a stakeout. When field
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operatives hit the mattresses,
everybody has to give.
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I'm giving a lot,
but this is ridiculous.
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I mean, there's no
need for me to be here.
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- I got a life of my own.
- Yeah.
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You have a life of your
own on the weekends,
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when we're out of scenarios.
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Yeah. Well, this is hardly
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a suit-class scenario, waiting
for a couple of bank thieves.
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Life is not a carnival.
Uh, these yours, Bill?
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- I gotta thank
you a lot, Ralph.
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Okay. Time out.
This is a time, big "T,"
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because we're gonna have
to run stakeout procedures
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one more time.
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Ralph, since you're
still a little bit green
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when it comes to, uh...
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When it comes to
waiting for... Let me see if
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I got this straight...
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Waiting for, uh, some
suspected interstate felons...
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who are allegedly on
the lam, holed up, uh,
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hitting the mattresses,
waiting for the rest
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of their gang...
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to show up in
another armpit dive
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exactly like this one.
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And our job, our duty,
our mission is to starve
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the bad guys out.
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My, I'm having such
a wonderful time.
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Exactly my sentiments,
kiddo. I never told you this was
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gonna be a walk in the park.
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You got me there, Bill.
You said it was going to be
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a weekend at the beach.
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And the beach is only about
six miles that way by bus.
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They're fighting again.
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Sounds like we got Cain and Abel
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going at it next door.
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Makes my ears ring.
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I wonder where Maxwell
finds the time to keep
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such close tabs on the party.
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Guy got real lucky on this one...
Running us down for harassment,
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steps right into the
middle of our plan.
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We'll take care of Mr. Maxwell.
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What happened? Run
out of crossword puzzles?
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- One is an antique...
- When Maxwell
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and his beach-bum buddy...
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make their move on those escaped
convicts they've got staked out
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across the street,
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we'll jump on Mr.
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Maxwell and we
will pull his plug.
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Mr. Zedlocker?
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Mr. Jackson.
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- Hertzog and I have the
F.B.I. problem under control, sir.
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- Good.
- I assure you, sir,
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that Agent Maxwell
will no longer interfere
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with the Reich.
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Thank you, Mr. Jackson.
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Party members
have been contacted,
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and I expect that the operation
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will go forward as planned.
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Power to the Fourth Reich.
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Mr. Jackson reports
that Maxwell will no longer
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be a threat to our mission.
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And what about the
Norma Rae? How's it going?
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The freighter is being loaded
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as we speak.
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With enough U.S.-manufactured
military weaponry...
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to update our country's
entire offensive capabilities.
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And with Maxwell handled,
no one will get in our way.
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Good.
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I mean, I just don't get
it why you can't get into
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the swing of stakeout duty.
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Ralph, come on. Some
of the finest moments
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of my career...
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have been, uh, hangin'
out in the pouring-down rain
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in the middle of no place,
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scarfing down the burgers
and the Cokes, working on
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about two hours sleep a night.
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I mean, Detroit was,
uh... I think it was Detroit.
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Yeah. It was Detroit, Michigan.
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Huggins and me had
these two beanbags holed up
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in this great big warehouse.
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- You already told
me about Detroit.
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And Huggins, uh...
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- You'd have loved Huggins.
- You already told me
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about Detroit, Bill.
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Huggins had this thing
he would do with his mouth.
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Now, I can't...
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Ah, well, I can't really
do it, but he could play
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almost anything on it.
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He used to blow
"Reveille" every morning.
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It was kind of like...
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Ah, well. Anyway, something
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like that. But...
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You already told
me about Detroit, Bill!
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Gaah! Whoa!
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- Twice.
- All right. Okay.
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Okay, Ralph. Now
you're gonna hear
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my side of the story.
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We'll start with
the little stuff...
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The toothpaste tube.
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God forbid I should squeeze
it in the middle instead of
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rolling it up from the bottom.
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I get this from the
only guy in the world
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that folds his dirty clothes.
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That's a federal phone.
Please don't use it.
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- You want to call your
mommy, go outside on the porch.
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- I'm calling Mr. Knight.
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He is my school
principal, you'll recall.
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I do have a profession,
you know, Bill.
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I'm a schoolteacher.
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Well, sittin' on a
bunch of illiterates is not
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real high on my list...
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of all-time, must-solve
scenarios, kiddo,
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so will you get this please?
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We got two bank felons
holed up across the street,
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waiting for their buddies
to show up, then we
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bust 'em and bag 'em.
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If they show up.
And after three days
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in this armpit, I doubt it.
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Me too. What are you doin'?
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I'm filing for divorce,
honey. This whole thing
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is about the suit.
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I have it and you want
it. I'm taking my suit
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and I'm leaving.
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Ah, ho! It's my football,
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so we're gonna play
in front of my house?
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Yeah. I did pretty decent duty,
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you know, before you showed up.
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I don't really need
you or the suit.
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And I'll tell you another thing,
I think the little green guys,
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the cosmic clowns,
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could have given me a...
A partner with some grit
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instead of a bleeding heart.
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And I said that was
a federal phone, kid.
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Hi, Pam?
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Yes? Would you do me a favor
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and pick me up?
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Okay. What is it this time?
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Bill trying to recycle you
through basic training?
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Uh, I can't talk right now.
I'm on a federal phone.
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See you in a bit.
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It's been real fun.
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Who needs you anyway?
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His partner just left. We
move out now, we only
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got one fed to fool with.
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We can't wait for
those guys any longer.
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You think?
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I think it goes down now.
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♪ Who said that
opposites attract ♪
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♪ They probably
think the world is flat ♪
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♪ 'Cause you and I are
opposites and all we do is fight ♪
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♪ We see from
different points of view ♪
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♪ You laugh at
me I laugh at you ♪
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♪ And we both know two
wrongs don't make a right ♪
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♪ So here I am on the corner ♪
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♪ Of So Long and Good-bye ♪
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♪ But something
in the heart of me
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says give it one more try ♪
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♪ I'm here again
at the junction ♪
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♪ Of This-time-it's-the-end ♪
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♪ We're opposites We're idiots ♪
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♪ But we're still friends ♪
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That's it. That's
him. That's the guy.
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Yeah. Okay. I think...
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Oh, I don't know. I
think that's gotta be him.
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Yeah, Jackson?
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Maxwell's partner just left.
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All right. When we
move in, back us up
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with the wiener wagon.
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That's him. That's
definitely him.
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That is... Billy Bob Floyd.
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Ralph? Ralph, come in.
Come in, Ralph. Ralph?
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- Yeah? Want me
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to get you a pizza?
- We can kiss and make up later.
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This is it. We're on.
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It's going down right now. What?
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If you want to get in on this,
get your bones back here now!
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Why did I know you
were going to say that?
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♪ Who said that
opposites attract ♪
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♪ They probably
think the world is flat ♪
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♪ 'Cause you and
I are opposites ♪
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♪ And all we do is fight ♪
Ralph, come on.
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Where are you?
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♪ We see from
different points of view ♪
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♪ You laugh at
me I laugh at you ♪
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♪ We both know two
wrongs don't make a right ♪
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- Ralph!
- ♪ So I'm here
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at the junction ♪
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♪ Of This-time-it's-the-end ♪
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Help! ♪ We're opposites
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We're idiots ♪
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♪ But we're still friends ♪♪
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Will you stop playing
around and get in here?
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Now, look. That guy over there
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is this Billy Bob Floyd.
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That's the guy we've
been waiting for.
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His partner's got to
be here someplace.
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Supposed to be in that motel.
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This guy's the guy from
the wiener wagon, Bill.
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This isn't Billy Bob
What's-his-face.
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He sells hot dogs.
No, it's, uh... it's Floyd.
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It's gotta be him.
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Oh, don't hand me that, Bill.
It's just another cheap trick to
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get me back here. Well...
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Nah, it looks like him.
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You are a prince, you
know that? Well, no.
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Come on, Ralph. I
wouldn't do that to you.
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Adios, pal. I wouldn't pull
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a trick on you.
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All right. So I made
a little mistake.
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It's human, isn't it?
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I mean, it's a human fail...
Wait a minute! Ralph! Look!
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That's them there!
That's the... Ralph!
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They made us!
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Come on, Ralph.
Get the lead out.
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We're on the clock.
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Oh. Well, but I'm
not through with this!
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- Bill! You all right?
- Yeah! Go get 'em!
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W-Wait a minute!
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Now. you see what
kind of field leader
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you got here, kid?
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You could have saved
the tantrum and listened
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to the old pro.
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Frankly, you got a lot to
learn. I wish you'd listen to
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the old geezer a little better.
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Would you listen to me, Bill?
I'm sorry this all happened.
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You were right and I was wrong.
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But it's not
working for me, Bill.
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I can't go on like this,
bickering with you all the time.
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- I'm... Making me old!
- Well, you know.
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If you can't stand the heat...
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Would you let me finish?
All right? See, you were right.
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The green guys made a
mistake. They gave the suit
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to the wrong person.
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So, as of this
moment, I'm retiring.
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This was the last one, Bill.
I'm through. I'm finished. Here.
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Uh, well, that's fine
with me, kid, but, uh...
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Uh, this doesn't work on me.
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- What am I
supposed to do with it?
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- Why don't you have it stuffed?
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Boy, is he ever gonna grow up?
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Hey.
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How... Who was that guy?
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The American Nazi
Party would like to have
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a few words with you.
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00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:39,024
Well, well. The ugly brothers
from the American Nazi Party.
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- Bill, are you all right?
- Kid, what are you do...
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- Get down! Without...
- Watch out!
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Get back!
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Ralph?
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Oh.
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Ralph?
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Okay, Maxwell. Give it up.
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Get him!
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I wouldn't be messing
with that if I was you.
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Ohh. What happened?
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You took a slug, kid,
meant for me. Don't move.
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00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:17,091
Okay. We're almost
there. Ralph, just hang on.
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00:16:17,115 --> 00:16:19,925
Uh, the hospital's just
around the corner here.
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It's up the road.
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00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:22,941
When we get there we're gonna
take the suit, and we're gonna
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make it into a hammock.
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We're gonna hang it up, 'cause
we did the job, and that's it.
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00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,022
I mean, you can't
ask more than that.
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00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:28,946
We did it. We're gonna
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take it easy from here on out.
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Uh! Ow. Oh, Bill,
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I wish you'd learn how
to drive. What's wrong?
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00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:55,975
Uh, it's nothin', kid.
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00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:58,085
The brakes have seized
up. We're real close.
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00:16:58,109 --> 00:17:01,060
There's nothing to worry
about. I'll just have to carry you.
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00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,100
That's all.
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00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:15,061
Oh, no. Not the
little green guys.
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00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,101
Not now!
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00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,102
I can't stop this thing!
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00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:33,053
Found 'em walking down
the street handcuffed, and
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babblin' about some super guy...
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flying around with a
cape and a skintight tutu.
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00:17:37,104 --> 00:17:39,080
Gonna run them by
the clinic for a check.
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00:17:39,104 --> 00:17:40,984
Excuse me, Officer.
Can you tell me
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00:17:41,024 --> 00:17:41,960
what's going on?
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00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:45,060
Who are you? Civil
Liberties, the press, what?
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Pamela Davidson.
I'm an attorney.
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Terrific.
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00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:49,995
What, are you guys
wearing beepers now?
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00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,945
Go chase somebody
else's ambulance, lady.
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00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,976
Ralph. Ralph, where are you?
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00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:13,064
Ralph. Bill! Talk to me.
Can you hear me? Ralph!
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Talk to me.
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00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:18,974
Hey.
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00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:22,009
Hey, what's going on?
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00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:34,966
Oh, boy. Come
on. I hate this stuff.
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00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,966
Where are we going?
I don't know, kid. I...
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Not very far. We've only
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got a quarter of a tank.
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00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:05,113
We'll have to owe ya!
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00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:24,022
Palmdale? We're going
to Palmdale, Ralph.
355
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:26,156
You know what happens
every time we go to Palmdale.
356
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:27,142
It's that ship.
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00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,112
That spaceship with those
little whatchacallits on it,
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the flashing lights,
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and the buzzing and everything.
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00:19:32,156 --> 00:19:33,117
Oh!
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00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,033
Maybe it's our time.
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00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:36,063
It's not our time. What are
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you talking about? It's not
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our time. It's not our time.
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00:19:38,947 --> 00:19:41,017
We haven't even started yet.
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00:19:43,988 --> 00:19:47,144
What the...
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00:19:55,969 --> 00:19:58,069
Ah! Okay, Ralph. We're in luck.
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00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,980
We just picked up a chippie.
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00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:15,051
Oh.
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00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:41,094
Okay. Kid, I think we're here.
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00:20:55,116 --> 00:20:57,116
How do you feel?
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Please... come...
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Mister... hero sandwich.
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00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:34,006
Out and... ready for...
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Transportation.
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It's the bottom of the ninth.
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00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,041
What are you doing?
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00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:51,078
Wait a second. Wait a
second. Wait a second.
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Careful.
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00:21:57,123 --> 00:21:59,973
Okay. Here we go.
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00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:08,990
They're sending you
down another partner...
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00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:11,080
as good as me.
383
00:22:11,104 --> 00:22:13,054
I've got the best
partner in the world.
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00:22:13,094 --> 00:22:14,985
I don't want another partner.
385
00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:25,016
They have a sense of humor
about my calling them little
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00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:26,962
green creeps all this time.
387
00:22:26,986 --> 00:22:29,036
Ralph, you're
gonna tell 'em, right?
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00:22:29,076 --> 00:22:30,966
That I was just kiddin', and...
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00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,977
I was just kiddin'.
390
00:22:58,019 --> 00:23:00,110
I couldn't believe it!
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00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,961
Hey, wait a minute.
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00:23:53,045 --> 00:23:55,046
Whaah!
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00:25:36,187 --> 00:25:40,043
Mr. Maxwell.
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00:25:40,067 --> 00:25:44,034
We waited until
now to approach you.
395
00:25:44,058 --> 00:25:47,074
We were afraid you
would not understand.
396
00:25:47,098 --> 00:25:49,174
But you have made it necessary.
397
00:25:49,198 --> 00:25:53,005
Has our experiment here failed?
398
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,005
Huh?
399
00:25:58,039 --> 00:26:00,030
Okay.
400
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,046
You're cookin' him in there!
401
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:08,000
He is in stasis.
402
00:26:26,192 --> 00:26:29,169
Wha... What happened?
403
00:26:29,193 --> 00:26:32,039
Where'd he go?
404
00:26:32,063 --> 00:26:34,073
Is he okay?
405
00:26:42,064 --> 00:26:44,181
I told her!
406
00:26:44,205 --> 00:26:47,075
Pam, you can't cook...
You can't cook eggs
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00:26:47,115 --> 00:26:49,045
in half a pound of butter.
408
00:26:54,106 --> 00:26:57,006
Kid?
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00:27:09,187 --> 00:27:12,124
We're here. We're in it.
410
00:27:12,148 --> 00:27:15,158
- We're really in it.
- We're in the ship?
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00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,078
We are in it, huh?
412
00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:32,116
Oh, yeah. Um, you need
one of these little things.
413
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,096
You gotta stick it in
your ear. You see?
414
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,050
Go ahead. Take it.
415
00:27:40,141 --> 00:27:41,081
Yeah. It allows you
416
00:27:41,131 --> 00:27:43,081
to-to hear 'em when
they talk. Go ahead.
417
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:44,147
Stick it in your ear.
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00:27:44,171 --> 00:27:46,161
Go ahead.
419
00:27:48,112 --> 00:27:52,142
You have been healed,
and now you must be taught.
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00:27:56,073 --> 00:27:58,073
Sir?
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00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:02,019
Where are you from?
422
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:05,034
We are from...
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00:28:10,134 --> 00:28:13,154
There is no other way to say it.
424
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:18,081
Why did you give us
the suit? I mean, why us?
425
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:22,195
There are so few
garden planets left.
426
00:28:22,996 --> 00:28:23,996
So few.
427
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:28,042
I will show you one.
428
00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:30,102
Once it was beautiful,
429
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:35,033
almost perfect, like yours.
430
00:28:35,057 --> 00:28:37,177
Now it is wasteland.
431
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,091
This was a garden?
432
00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:25,112
Boy, that's worse than a
desert. There's nothing there.
433
00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:26,152
What is it?
434
00:29:33,003 --> 00:29:36,114
Bill, this is his
planet... His home.
435
00:29:39,164 --> 00:29:41,214
This is where he's from.
436
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,105
Was from.
437
00:30:20,179 --> 00:30:22,185
Your world...
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00:30:22,209 --> 00:30:27,015
is one in billions.
439
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:31,166
It is a solar resource.
440
00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:34,160
It must not be wasted.
441
00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:41,147
You must try harder.
You must be better.
442
00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:44,137
You must.
443
00:30:44,161 --> 00:30:46,157
You must.
444
00:30:46,181 --> 00:30:49,122
Good-bye.
445
00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:06,090
Bill! The instruction book.
446
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,124
Ohh. Oh, boy. Uh, wait a second,
447
00:31:08,164 --> 00:31:09,160
wait a second.
448
00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:11,244
We need the instruction
book. Uh, we don't know how
449
00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:12,220
to use the suit.
450
00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:15,045
We've gotta have the book.
451
00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,126
Ralph.
452
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:10,031
Ralph, Ralph. Something
happened to my car.
453
00:32:10,071 --> 00:32:12,047
I was trying to find you,
454
00:32:12,071 --> 00:32:13,751
and then something
was happening to my car.
455
00:32:15,051 --> 00:32:17,158
We, uh... We do know
the feeling, sweetheart.
456
00:32:17,182 --> 00:32:19,122
Honey, we were
worried about you too.
457
00:32:19,162 --> 00:32:21,038
See, Bill and I had a fight,
458
00:32:21,062 --> 00:32:22,462
and like a jerk I
took the suit off,
459
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,178
and then, uh, eh, I got shot.
460
00:32:24,202 --> 00:32:26,043
I was taken up in the spaceship
461
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,049
and I was healed.
462
00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:29,023
It was the most amazing
experience I've ever had.
463
00:32:29,063 --> 00:32:29,159
Okay, pal.
464
00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:31,163
We can read about
all that tomorrow
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00:32:31,203 --> 00:32:33,009
in the daily report.
466
00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:34,229
Counselor, you are
going to be tickled
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00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,010
to death to learn...
468
00:32:36,034 --> 00:32:38,024
that we have once
again in our possession...
469
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:41,110
We've got the instruction book!
470
00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:45,161
The book of
instructions! Terrific.
471
00:32:45,185 --> 00:32:48,181
Yeah. Yeah.
472
00:32:48,205 --> 00:32:50,085
Uh, yes.
473
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,171
That's right.
474
00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:53,106
Yeah, boy. Now, wait a second.
475
00:32:53,146 --> 00:32:55,212
Don't start
commandeering this already.
476
00:32:55,236 --> 00:32:57,086
That's what got us
into this whole mess
477
00:32:57,126 --> 00:32:58,052
in the first place.
478
00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,222
What... This book
was given to me.
479
00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:00,202
I have the suit.
480
00:33:00,226 --> 00:33:04,107
What got us in this
mess in the first place
481
00:33:04,157 --> 00:33:06,093
was you losing that.
482
00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:09,053
Now gimme.
483
00:33:09,077 --> 00:33:11,118
Will you two cool it?
484
00:33:22,129 --> 00:33:24,195
Well, sure. Why not? I
mean, here. Help yourself.
485
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:27,045
Hope you've polished up
on your Venusian recently.
486
00:33:27,069 --> 00:33:30,146
Mm-hmm. What is this, a gag?
487
00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:33,136
That's silly. I can't...
488
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,090
You sent us
489
00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:36,166
the wrong copy!
490
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:38,191
Bill, you probably
have to have the suit on
491
00:33:38,231 --> 00:33:39,227
in order to read it.
492
00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:43,087
Exactly what I was thinking.
Uh, what'd you do with the suit?
493
00:33:43,111 --> 00:33:45,071
- What?
- He needs the suit
494
00:33:45,111 --> 00:33:47,058
to read the book, Bill.
495
00:33:47,082 --> 00:33:49,052
- What suit?
- You know,
496
00:33:49,092 --> 00:33:51,078
I-I gave you the suit,
497
00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,098
and I got shot.
498
00:33:53,122 --> 00:33:55,042
Where is it, in
the wiener wagon?
499
00:33:55,082 --> 00:33:56,183
No, it's not in the we...
500
00:33:58,053 --> 00:33:59,213
- No. I guess I...
501
00:33:59,253 --> 00:34:03,183
I left it with the Nazis.
- What?
502
00:34:22,205 --> 00:34:25,196
It's not even warm.
Not even warm!
503
00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:43,148
This is what the Reich
has been looking for.
504
00:34:43,188 --> 00:34:43,234
Hm!
505
00:34:43,258 --> 00:34:46,218
This will be our Holy Grail.
506
00:34:48,228 --> 00:34:51,219
I just think we'd better
get that suit back.
507
00:34:51,269 --> 00:34:52,215
Right. How?
508
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,059
To quote Bill, "Without
the suit, our operational
509
00:34:55,099 --> 00:34:56,205
power base is a little shaky."
510
00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:59,270
Long before we got that
piece of linen, I was not exactly
511
00:35:00,070 --> 00:35:01,176
a meter maid around here.
512
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,066
- I had this piece of linen.
- Whatever.
513
00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:06,216
And I'm gonna get it back.
514
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:10,251
We're gonna get it back.
Will you two cut it out?
515
00:35:18,082 --> 00:35:19,062
Okay. That's it,
516
00:35:19,102 --> 00:35:22,078
believe it or not... A
neo-Nazi safe house.
517
00:35:22,102 --> 00:35:25,203
A guy named Phillips runs
it. He's a real card-carrying
518
00:35:25,243 --> 00:35:26,199
nut-burger...
519
00:35:26,223 --> 00:35:29,029
Low-echelon
soldier in the party.
520
00:35:29,053 --> 00:35:31,253
So, I call him, tell him
that Zedlocker is requesting
521
00:35:32,053 --> 00:35:33,139
his command performance,
522
00:35:33,163 --> 00:35:34,483
and we follow him
to wherever they
523
00:35:35,064 --> 00:35:35,210
got the suit.
524
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,234
Paint by the numbers.
Sounds more like
525
00:35:37,274 --> 00:35:38,274
paint by fingers.
526
00:35:57,056 --> 00:35:58,242
Field Leader Phillips?
527
00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:00,186
Commander Zedlocker
requests your presence
528
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,247
with all possible haste.
529
00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:29,036
Just don't let him spot ya, kid.
530
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:31,250
He's gonna lead us right to
whatever these Nazi creeps
531
00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:34,200
are up to.
532
00:37:21,065 --> 00:37:22,222
And you're on schedule?
533
00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:23,132
Yes, sir.
534
00:37:23,156 --> 00:37:26,266
- The Norma Rae and her
cargo will be destroyed at noon.
535
00:37:27,066 --> 00:37:29,196
- Good.
536
00:37:43,288 --> 00:37:46,138
What am I supposed
to tell this guy if he starts
537
00:37:46,178 --> 00:37:47,144
asking questions?
538
00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:51,085
Tell him you're a
born-again Nazi caterer,
539
00:37:51,109 --> 00:37:54,055
and your wiener
wagon is leakin' relish.
540
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:56,069
Be inventive.
541
00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:03,136
Uh, hi.
542
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,230
Thought we lost this
thing this afternoon.
543
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:08,117
Yeah. Well, uh...
544
00:38:08,141 --> 00:38:10,137
Yee-aah!
545
00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:14,157
Hold it, gonzo!
Ralph, you got to do it.
546
00:38:14,181 --> 00:38:17,068
Uuh! Whoa!
547
00:38:17,092 --> 00:38:19,112
What did you do
to yourself? Okay.
548
00:38:19,152 --> 00:38:20,152
Come on. Come on.
549
00:38:20,182 --> 00:38:21,182
Nothin'.
550
00:38:24,242 --> 00:38:26,193
You're a fool, Mr. Phillips!
551
00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:29,069
No one from the
party called you.
552
00:38:29,093 --> 00:38:30,853
Must have been Maxwell.
Recognized us when we
553
00:38:31,073 --> 00:38:31,249
tried to grab him.
554
00:38:31,273 --> 00:38:34,160
Forget about Maxwell. Gentlemen,
555
00:38:34,184 --> 00:38:38,170
the Norma Rae will never
reach her destination.
556
00:38:38,194 --> 00:38:41,070
Our allies will pay
us handsomely...
557
00:38:41,094 --> 00:38:43,195
for keeping the
American-made weapons
558
00:38:43,235 --> 00:38:45,111
out of Israeli hands.
559
00:38:45,135 --> 00:38:47,075
Hot dogs are here.
560
00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:47,241
How ya doin'?
561
00:38:47,265 --> 00:38:49,185
Okay. I've got six long dogs,
562
00:38:49,225 --> 00:38:52,052
two Cokes, there's
fries and coffee.
563
00:38:52,076 --> 00:38:54,242
That comes to here, uh, $9.63.
564
00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:58,062
And the price is right!
Hold it! Freeze your face!
565
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,122
Counselor,
566
00:39:00,146 --> 00:39:03,123
the magic jammies.
567
00:39:03,147 --> 00:39:06,077
Afternoon, gents.
Bill Maxwell, agent,
568
00:39:06,117 --> 00:39:07,243
F.B.I., Los Angeles.
569
00:39:07,267 --> 00:39:13,104
You Nazi creeps are under
arrest for attempted murder... his.
570
00:39:13,128 --> 00:39:15,148
Kid, get the lead out.
571
00:39:19,169 --> 00:39:22,175
Counselor, pick up the
rest of this hardware.
572
00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:24,189
Okay. Come on. Ralph?
573
00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:33,100
Ralph, help!
574
00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:59,129
Hold it! Freeze your face.
575
00:39:59,153 --> 00:40:02,059
Ah, counselor, thanks.
576
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,070
Gimme. Wow-ow!
577
00:40:04,094 --> 00:40:06,210
Ah, thanks, dear.
578
00:40:06,234 --> 00:40:10,130
Well, Ralph, you haven't
lost any of the moves.
579
00:40:10,154 --> 00:40:12,174
I'm afraid you're
too late, Mr. Maxwell.
580
00:40:12,214 --> 00:40:13,281
You cannot stop us now.
581
00:40:13,305 --> 00:40:17,115
- What's he mean?
- What else you been cookin' up
582
00:40:17,155 --> 00:40:18,261
here, Mr. Footlocker?
583
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:20,305
- Zedlocker.
- You can read about it in the
584
00:40:21,105 --> 00:40:22,202
newspaper tomorrow morning.
585
00:40:22,226 --> 00:40:25,142
Ralph, why don't you take
one of these beach balls...
586
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:28,132
and play bouncy-bouncy
around the rooftops?
587
00:40:28,156 --> 00:40:30,182
See if you can shake
any answers out of 'em.
588
00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:32,197
You.
589
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,147
You should see his card tricks.
590
00:40:40,228 --> 00:40:42,258
Aah!
591
00:40:45,158 --> 00:40:48,214
Hel-l-lp! Ta-a-alk.
592
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:52,215
Hel-l-lp! You gonna talk?
593
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:56,165
You'll get nothing out
of my men, Mr. Maxwell.
594
00:40:56,189 --> 00:41:00,106
Like me, they are committed
to the return of the Third Reich.
595
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,116
I got the whole thing, Bill.
596
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:07,081
They're planning on
blowing up a freighter
597
00:41:07,121 --> 00:41:08,147
loaded with U.S. weapons.
598
00:41:08,171 --> 00:41:10,181
The freighter is called
the Norma Rae, and it's
599
00:41:10,221 --> 00:41:11,287
headed for Israel right now.
600
00:41:11,311 --> 00:41:12,241
Okay. Go get 'em, kid.
601
00:41:12,281 --> 00:41:15,117
Counselor and me can handle
the rest of it all by ourselves.
602
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:18,172
Uh, go on. Get
goin'. Thanks, partner.
603
00:43:08,204 --> 00:43:09,304
Oh, yeah. I'll just put in
604
00:43:10,104 --> 00:43:13,141
a requisition for your
four tires there, counselor.
605
00:43:13,165 --> 00:43:15,271
I think the bureau can
spring for a couple of retreads,
606
00:43:15,295 --> 00:43:16,575
and your insurance
ought to cover
607
00:43:17,105 --> 00:43:17,291
the headlights, right?
608
00:43:17,315 --> 00:43:20,155
Gee, Bill, that's a real
deal. Bill's got a lot of clout
609
00:43:20,195 --> 00:43:21,202
down at the bureau now.
610
00:43:21,226 --> 00:43:24,106
Seems like Zedlocker's
been wanted for war crimes
611
00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:25,426
ever since the Nuremberg trials.
612
00:43:26,096 --> 00:43:28,112
Carlisle's gonna give him
the "bust of the month."
613
00:43:28,136 --> 00:43:30,247
Carlisle and the
rest of the world have
614
00:43:30,287 --> 00:43:32,173
not seen nothin' yet...
615
00:43:32,197 --> 00:43:36,293
Not now, not since we got
our book of instructions back.
616
00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:39,188
Oh, boy. Look at
that gorgeous baby.
617
00:43:39,228 --> 00:43:40,154
Look at that.
618
00:43:40,178 --> 00:43:42,254
Ralph? Now, hon, be careful.
619
00:43:42,278 --> 00:43:45,328
Relax, counselor.
We got out of grammar
620
00:43:46,128 --> 00:43:47,264
school on our own,
621
00:43:47,288 --> 00:43:51,095
and from here on,
we got world-class...
622
00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:54,095
superhero
scenarios, wall to wall.
623
00:43:54,119 --> 00:43:55,305
We're gonna punch a
hole right in the middle
624
00:43:55,329 --> 00:43:56,245
of Red Square...
625
00:43:56,269 --> 00:43:58,330
that's gonna be about the
size of Mount Rushmore,
626
00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:00,086
just for openers.
627
00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:02,120
Shh. Let's be quiet
now. This is not exactly
628
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,320
your primary-reader material.
629
00:44:06,151 --> 00:44:08,197
Pretty sophisticated stuff
we got here, you know, Bill?
630
00:44:08,221 --> 00:44:10,257
Well, you're the
egghead around here, kid.
631
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:15,278
- I beg your pardon?
- The brains. Okay? For today.
632
00:44:15,302 --> 00:44:18,192
Now, just... Not too close to
the car, please, 'cause you know
633
00:44:18,232 --> 00:44:19,298
what happened the last time.
634
00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:21,132
Okay. Maybe you shouldn't
635
00:44:21,172 --> 00:44:22,128
try anything...
636
00:44:22,152 --> 00:44:23,228
until you've read
the whole book.
637
00:44:23,252 --> 00:44:24,279
It's mostly just numbers.
638
00:44:24,303 --> 00:44:28,133
Uh, oh, here's something.
"Cosmic responding, internal
639
00:44:28,173 --> 00:44:29,279
power-base procedures,
640
00:44:29,303 --> 00:44:32,119
1637.21."
641
00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:34,180
Cosmic responder?
642
00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:35,214
Oh, boy!
643
00:44:35,254 --> 00:44:36,210
That sounds great.
644
00:44:36,234 --> 00:44:38,114
Yeah? What does it mean?
645
00:44:38,154 --> 00:44:40,310
It means, uh, clam
up and listen, okay?
646
00:44:40,334 --> 00:44:42,165
Yeah. Or, "Interface
647
00:44:42,205 --> 00:44:45,301
laser forms and technical
application of light.
648
00:44:45,325 --> 00:44:48,161
Gravity factor squared."
649
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:51,192
Wow! Oh, yeah.
650
00:44:51,216 --> 00:44:53,226
Well, it sounds like
it could be fun too.
651
00:44:53,266 --> 00:44:55,282
Does it have anything
there about, uh,
652
00:44:55,306 --> 00:44:58,176
the Wilbur and Orville factors
that we have been missing?
653
00:44:58,216 --> 00:44:59,272
All right. Stay back here.
654
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:01,187
Pam, get out of the way
and hold these, please.
655
00:45:01,227 --> 00:45:03,103
I don't know what's
going to happen here.
656
00:45:03,127 --> 00:45:04,263
Now, Ralph, maybe
you should start
657
00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:06,133
with something real simple.
658
00:45:06,157 --> 00:45:09,284
Yeah. Maybe
that interface stuff.
659
00:45:09,308 --> 00:45:12,228
Hmm. Must've left
out a decimal point.
660
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:21,195
Wha...
661
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:21,939
Ralph!
662
00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:23,379
Ralph, where'd you go?
- Oh, no.
663
00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:26,295
Uh!
664
00:45:26,319 --> 00:45:28,300
- Oh, no.
- Oh, terrific.
665
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:31,196
Now I can join a flea circus!
666
00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:33,206
Honey?
667
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,270
No, don't! Don't t-touch
668
00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:36,131
anything. You could cause
669
00:45:36,171 --> 00:45:37,197
a whole avalanche.
670
00:45:37,221 --> 00:45:40,117
What a bummer.
671
00:45:40,141 --> 00:45:41,231
Ralph? You see?
672
00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:43,237
I told you, Bill.
673
00:45:43,261 --> 00:45:45,308
Nobody wants to
listen to me. No.
674
00:45:45,332 --> 00:45:48,158
Ralph? Are you
down there, Ralph?
675
00:45:48,182 --> 00:45:50,198
There's a bunch of big red
ants runnin' around here.
676
00:45:50,222 --> 00:45:51,178
I think you're okay.
677
00:45:51,202 --> 00:45:54,133
You got the suit on.
They probably can't...
678
00:45:58,253 --> 00:46:01,309
Uh, uh...
679
00:46:05,224 --> 00:46:07,224
Wow!
680
00:46:09,114 --> 00:46:12,155
Honey, are you all right? Ralph,
681
00:46:12,195 --> 00:46:14,151
where did you go?
682
00:46:14,175 --> 00:46:17,135
Boy, that was weird.
683
00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:22,192
Ralph, where's the... the book?
684
00:46:22,216 --> 00:46:24,212
- Th-The what?
- Oh, no.
685
00:46:24,236 --> 00:46:27,186
He left the book down there!
The book of instructions.
686
00:46:27,236 --> 00:46:28,192
Where did you...
687
00:46:28,216 --> 00:46:30,177
I put it on a boulder
right over, uh, there.
688
00:46:30,227 --> 00:46:31,313
♪♪
689
00:46:31,337 --> 00:46:34,117
Ohh, well, we'll find it.
690
00:46:35,247 --> 00:46:38,347
Ralph, would you stop
messin' the sand up here?
691
00:46:39,118 --> 00:46:41,114
If you hadn't lost the book
in the first place, we wouldn't
692
00:46:41,138 --> 00:46:41,294
have to find it now.
693
00:46:41,318 --> 00:46:44,154
Hey, the cosmic responding
was your idea, Bill.
694
00:46:44,178 --> 00:46:46,214
You were the one that wanted
him to start pushing the buttons.
695
00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:47,214
Yeah, that's right, Bill.
696
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:50,259
Uh, well, what was your excuse
the last time you lost it, huh?
697
00:46:50,299 --> 00:46:52,185
Would you two stop it?
698
00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:54,159
It was an accident. Accident?
699
00:46:54,199 --> 00:46:56,185
More like a sloppy scenario.
700
00:46:56,209 --> 00:47:01,126
♪ So here I am on the corner
of So Long and Good-bye ♪
701
00:47:01,150 --> 00:47:04,226
♪ I'm here at the junction ♪
702
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:09,167
♪ Of This-time-it's-the-end ♪
703
00:47:09,191 --> 00:47:12,247
♪ We're opposites We're idiots ♪
704
00:47:12,271 --> 00:47:16,128
♪ But we're still ♪
705
00:47:16,152 --> 00:47:19,192
♪ Friends ♪♪
706
00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:24,273
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