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PEGGY: Commander, do you
have eyes on the target?

PILOT: Barely. It's moving fast.

PEGGY: You are free to engage. We
cannot allow it to enter U.S. airspace.

PILOT: Copy that. Weapons hot.

- Fire at will.
- (DEVICE BEEPING)

PILOT: Contact! The object's
hit. It's going down.

PEGGY: Where?

(POP SONG PLAYING)

♪ Waiting for a star to fall ♪

(EXPLOSION)

♪ And carry your ♪
♪ heart into my arms ♪

♪ That's where you belong ♪

(LOUD WHIRRING)

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(SIRENS BLARING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

OFFICER: What the...

Is that a kid?

Not just any kid,
but Peter Quill.

A son of Earth and the
stars whose pain and loss

now threatens to destroy the
very world he once called home.

And the entire
universe along with it.

THE WATCHER: Time.

Space.

Reality.

It's more than a linear path.

It's a prism of
endless possibility,

where a single choice can branch
out into infinite realities,

creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.

I am the Watcher.

I am your guide through
these vast new realities.

Follow me and ponder
the question...

"What if?"

Six months earlier,

the Ravagers were dispatched to abduct
Peter Quill from his home world.

But young Quill's captor couldn't
bring himself to turn him over

and chose to raise
him as his own.

At least, that's how
the story often goes.

But in this universe, Yondu
never had his change of heart.

So he turned Peter over to his father,
the Celestial being known as Ego.

(CHUCKLES) Well, you won't be
needing these anymore, Peter.

Not when there's so much
more for you to play with.

THE WATCHER: Ego called
it the Expansion,

a long-held dream to remake
the universe in his image.

And with his son
now at his side,

he had all the power he needed
to bring it to fruition.

PEGGY: Orbital Intelligence
has retraced his steps

across dozens of
nearby solar systems,

all destroyed, consumed by
a wave of cosmic radiation

within 24 hours of his arrival.

And I thought my kid
was a pain in the ass.

Tony has spunk.

This kid has an entire nuclear
arsenal coursing through his veins.

HOWARD: With that
kind of firepower,

I don't know that there's a
person on Earth who can stop him.

Not one person working
alone, but a team,

made up of the best our
little planet has to offer.

You forgetting we're in
the middle of a Cold War?

All that We Are the World garbage
doesn't really play outside of MTV.

This boy has already torn
through midtown Manhattan

in a matter of minutes, Howard.

At the rate he's going, our planet
won't last a day. We need help.

(SIGHS)

Okay. Who's on our roster?

Um, there's no vegetable.

(SIGHS) The potato
chips are the vegetable.

Seriously?

(SIGHS)

- And you're supposed to be a scientist?
- And you're supposed to like potato chips.

(SIGHS)

(PHONE RINGING)

HOWARD: Hank, please
don't hang up.

(PHONE RINGING)

You know, for a genius, Stark,
you're pretty slow on the take.

Listen, if you don't wanna
talk to me, that's fine.

Just do one thing.
Turn on the TV.

- What?
- Dad? You should see this.

REPORTER: Grand Central
Terminal and parts of Midtown.

The aircraft's
occupant was seen...

Send the plane.

HOWARD: One step ahead of you.

(PLANE ENGINE ROARING)

(SCOFFS) Typical.

Hey, honey. You wanna
go to work with Dad?

Whoa! This is where you work?

HANK: (CHUCKLING) No, no. Used
to work, sweetie. Not anymore.

This is so cool.

Things must be real bad if they
had the balls to call us in.

Foster. Great. Now I
know it's a disaster.

Always a pleasure. What's the matter?
Didn't wanna spring for a sitter?

You know damn well I don't have anyone
to leave her with, thanks to this place.

Let's save the fighting for
the battlefield, shall we?

Wow. Who's the guy in the armor?

PEGGY: King T'Chaka of the
African kingdom of Wakanda.

They don't typically involve
themselves in global affairs, but...

- HOPE: Aliens?
- Yes, aliens.

Your Highness, it's a pleasure.

Your father was a great
ally to us during the war.

Yes, I understand he even donated
some Vibranium to your efforts.

We made a shield out of it
and lost it in the Arctic.

But other than that, things
turned out pretty well.

Hey, how'd the Commies
snag an invite?

Gorbachev wanted the target
contained before he reaches Moscow.

So he sent the Winter Soldier,
the world's most deadly assassin.

(GASPS) It looks just like
him, Howard. Just like Bucky.

I'd heard the rumors.

But even if they're true, the
man we knew is long gone, Peg.

And we have bigger fish to fry.

Satellites indicate an alarming
rate of cosmic radiation

emanating from the
hostile's path.

He's on the move, heading
towards Coney Island.

And if we don't get there
and take him out now,

the entire Eastern Seaboard won't be
inhabitable for the next half century.

Are we even gonna be able
to intercept him in time?

New York's a long way
from the Mojave Desert.

- Not in my ride.
- Dr. Wendy Lawson, U.S. Air Force.

She's spearheading our joint
research into the Tesseract.

That uniform doesn't
really look like air force.

It's not. It's Kree Starforce.

- What?
- Long story. I'll explain on the way.

- (ENGINE WHIRRING)
- Great. We got a Cat Man.

Space Broad, Giant Man.

Silent But Deadly.
Good to see you.

- And you're gonna be the crusty guy.
- I was just saying...

Buckle up, Crusty. This bird's
kind of a kick in the pants.

(RUMBLING)

(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)

This kid puts on quite a show.

Hmm?

ANIMATRONIC ATTENDANT:
Dunk a duck, win a prize!

Dunk a duck, win a prize!

BLACK PANTHER: From my perch, he
does not look all that threatening.

LAWSON: Looks can be
deceiving, Your Highness.

BILL: You'd think the leader
of a technological superpower

that masquerades as a Third World
country would appreciate that.

BLACK PANTHER: I see your point.

HANK: Lawson, how
are we looking?

I'm at the crash site. Moving
in to secure the pod ship now.

Everybody in position?

Relax. I got the perimeter.

HANK: You've been
juicing, Foster?

I seem to remember you
maxing out at 21 feet.

BILL: I made some adjustments, Hank.
I figured it's the end of the world.

Go big or go home.

BLACK PANTHER: If you two are
finished measuring your statures,

I have eyes on the target.

He appears to be enjoying
himself on this tilt-a-whirl.

LAWSON: If you can
isolate the kid,

you should be able to trap
him in the photon grid.

HANK: You cover the trap.
I'll handle the boy.

BLACK PANTHER: Are you sure
you do not want any backup?

HANK: No. I'm great with kids.

- (INSECTS TRILLING)
- HANK: What's the matter, kid?

- What?
- HANK: Something bugging you?

(GASPS, YELPS)

(GRUNTS)

BILL: Okay, show time. Panther,
get ready with that tranquilizer.

HANK: Luring him to
your position now.

I'll rendezvous
as soon as I can.

This tech's advanced. It's gonna
take me a minute to crack it.

(BULBS BREAKING)

(PANTS, YELPS)

(YELPING)

(PANTING)

(DEVICE WHIRRING)

- (LASER ZAPS)
- (GASPS)

(SIZZLES)

BLACK PANTHER: Resistance will only make
this more difficult, my young friend.

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTS, EXHALES)

Well, that went poorly.

(GRUNTING)

BILL: I got him.

(GASPS) Oh, no. No!

(GRUNTS) Whoa!

- Ha!
- (GRUNTS) Ahhh!

Little help here.

(BEEPING)

LAWSON: Pull back, Killer.

If the Cube in that jet blows, there
won't be a planet left to save.

Hyah!

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS, GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(COUGHS, GRUNTS)

- Thanks, big guy.
- Anytime.

Whoa!

Guys. Problem child, 12 o'clock.

- (GRUNTS)
- Oh, no!

(COUGHS, GRUNTS)

BLACK PANTHER: Does
anyone have a plan?

HANK: I've got a plan. Retreat.

BILL: Come on, people.

Okay, let's go.

Whoa! Aw, come on!

(THUNDERCLAPS)

ALL: Whoa!

Who the hell is that guy?

Wow. Is it really you?

If you are referring
to your doom, then yes.

Bummer. I thought you were
the dude from Van Halen.

I'm... Van what?

THOR: Jotunheim was the first
to fall. Asgard soon thereafter.

One by one, the armies of the Nine
Realms perished at that boy's hands.

Until this realm, Earth,
was all that remained.

Well, surely, if you've come all this
way, you must have a plan in mind?

The Celestial seedling.

Ego has used them to implant his
essence on planets across the universe.

I recovered Earth's on my way
here from a place called Missouri.

So that's how he's doing it.
He's consuming these planets.

The seedlings are the fuse of Ego's
Expansion, a fuse that must be lit.

By the child. That
is why he is here.

So, why don't we just shove this thing
down the garbage disposal? Problem solved.

Wrong. The seedling is protected
by a veil of cosmic energy.

Only a being of Celestial
origin can penetrate it.

Well, lucky for us, we
have one in custody.

♪ - So if you're lost and on ♪
♪ your own - (SINGING ALONG) ♪

♪ You can never surrender ♪

♪ And when the night ♪
♪ is cold and dark ♪

♪ - (MUSIC INAUDIBLE) ♪
♪ - You can see... (SCATS) light ♪

Whoa!

(HUMMING)

♪ - (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
♪ - To fight and... ♪

You know it.

♪ To never surrender ♪

♪ To never... ♪

Come on. (CHUCKLES)

Nope? Just me?

- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (SIGHS)

Kinda awkward.

Cool song, though. It's always
been one of my mom's favorites.

Or at least it was.

- My mom loved it too.
- That her Walkman?

Um...

It's just, you're holding
on to it pretty tight.

I know if I still had mine,
I'd probably be doing the same.

You know, you don't seem so
bad, given where you're from.

Hey, what's wrong with Missouri?

Missouri? My dad said
you were an alien.

Dude, feed me a corn dog
and call me Springsteen,

because I was born in the U.S.A.

Why else do you think I'd fly
10,000 light-years to get here?

In a ship, by the way, with no tape
deck. I'm just trying to get home.

(ALARM BLARING)

Security breach in the
detainment facility.

Where are my particles? And where's
Hope? And where's my key card?

(PANTING)

Whoa!

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

And thank you, Dad.

- Whoa! That was crazy.
- (GIGGLES)

I noticed a bus stop about a mile out. It
should get you to where you need to go.

- And here. I want you to have this.
- What? No way. This was your mom's.

Look, it's a long ride to Missouri,
and she'd be glad to know I'm sharing.

Thanks, Hope.

I owe you one.

HANK: Hope! Come on. I
think they're down here.

Oh! Hope. Thank God. You okay,
sweetie? Did he hurt you?

Hurt me? Peter? He's
a kid, like me, Dad.

I was just trying to
help him get home.

- Home? Like his home world?
- No, like Missouri.

You guys are making a mistake. Peter's
not behind all this. It's his dad.

He says he's, like, a weird
alien space god or something.

Yeah. Great. Blame the absentee father.
I get that enough from my own son.

HANK: Sweetie, we really
need to find your friend.

Did he say anything more specific
about where he might be headed?

THOR: This is taking too long.

I will find the boy and destroy
him and the seedling myself.

Hey, Lightning Boy, we kind of
have a team thing going on here.

And I have a duty thing
going on here, Mustache Man.

To see to it that the boy
submits to Asgardian justice.

Which entails what, exactly?

Eternal flagellation,
impalement, some light maiming.

You know, standard stuff.

We can't just let you take
him. We need to study him.

BUCKY: We need to kill him.

(GASPS)

- He's a threat, even without the seedling.
- Well, what do you know? He speaks.

And who would've thought?
He's advocating murder.

- It's a bit on the nose, if you ask me.
- Nevertheless, his logic is sound.

So long as the boy lives, this
planet will never be safe.

And is that not what
we're here to ensure?

That's right.

You're here to do
the right thing.

And Peter deserves our
help as much as anyone.

You want me to tell
you where he went?

Then you have to promise
me you'll help him.

You know that's what
Mom would've done.

(SONG PLAYING)

EGO: Peter.

Peter.

Why can't he hear me?

Why can't I connect with my son?

COMPUTER: According to his ship's
logs, the vessel was compromised

by an enemy combatant before
sustaining catastrophic damage.

- EGO: Where?
- Earth.

Well, then I guess I'll have to
finish what he started myself.

(PULSATING)

Uh, Thunder Guy, is it
supposed to be doing this?

The seedling is awakening.
Its master nears.

(ALARM BLARING)

We've got incoming. Another alien vessel
about to make landfall, right outside.

Oh, man.

Well, guess that's the
dad. The girl was right.

(SCOFFS) Wouldn't I love to
have that printed on a T-shirt.

We have our hands full with
just one of these Celestials.

How are we gonna take on two?

There is an ancient Wakandan proverb
from the days before our tribes united.

"One only wins a two-front war by
getting out of your enemy's way."

- Meaning?
- If you can't fight 'em both,

let 'em fight each other.

Lawson, tell me you
got eyes on that kid.

LAWSON: Picking up some cosmic radiation
that's definitely not of this world.

HOWARD: You find him, you
bring him in ready to suit up.

He may be our only hope

- of stopping dear old dad.
- (SIGHS)

You really think a child is going to
be so willing to fight his own father?

- (CHUCKLES)
- What?

You're not a parent,
are you, Wendy?

(ENGINES WHIRRING)

(BILL EXHALES)

You've taken something
from me. I'd like it back.

Not so long as there is
breath in my body. (GRUNTS)

For Asgard!

(GASPS, GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

BILL: (SCOFFS) You got any
breath left in there, buddy?

Hand over the seedling
and this will all be over.

PEGGY: All this,
meaning us? (SCOFFS)

Not gonna happen. So if
you've come to destroy us,

you're going to be leaving
here very disappointed.

Destroy you? No. No, no,
no. I've come to save you.

By growing and spreading.

Covering all that exists,
until every part of you is me.

(RUMBLING)

BLACK PANTHER: You don't
see that every day.

BILL: Great.

EGO: And if you will not
give us back what is ours...

We will take it from you!

Fire!

BILL: Let's dance.

Whoa!

(GRUNTS)

PEGGY: Incoming!

(METAL RINGING)

(LAUGHS)

(RUMBLING)

- BLACK PANTHER: What?
- By Odin's beard!

- BILL: Oh, I gotta go bigger.
- Take him out!

We'll hold them off for as long as
we can, but Ego's forces are coming.

You need to get that
seedling out of there.

Sounds like a job for
our resident Terminator.

Home Plate to Winter
Soldier. Do you copy?

(RADIO STATIC BUZZES)

- Winter Soldier, do you copy?
- (RADIO STATIC BUZZING)

LAWSON: Okay, Hank, look.

I can use this gravitational
control to hold him down,

but I'll need you to subdue him.

We're dealing with an
8-year-old here, Lawson.

We want him to help, we
have to make him want to.

BUCKY: The Americans
have located the target.

(KARPOV ON RADIO IN RUSSIAN)
Good.Are you ready to comply?

(IN ENGLISH) Hey there,
kid. I'm Hank. Hope's dad.

She has told me a lot about you.

Everything that's happening,
it's not me, it's him.

He has this power to
get inside my head.

BILL: What you got? What you...

Oh! (GRUNTS)

I can't... (SCREAMS)

Come on. Let's go. Yeah!

(GRUNTING)

BLACK PANTHER: (GRUNTS) Come on!

I thought maybe if I came back
here, I wouldn't feel so alone.

But (SIGHS) without my mom, it
doesn't even feel like home anymore.

(KARPOV ON RADIO IN RUSSIAN)
You have the target in range.

Shoot.

Shoot.

- HOWARD: (IN ENGLISH) Stand down, soldier.
- Huh?

I intercepted your
handler's transmission.

It's just you and me, pal.

BUCKY: There is no me.

PEGGY: Fall back! All
units, all units, fall back!

(THOR GRUNTING)

I know how you feel, Peter.

Since we lost Hope's mom, our
home hasn't felt the same either.

And to be honest,
neither have I.

The pain, the anger,
the loneliness.

I know it can feel like you're
drowning in it, but I haven't,

and you don't have to either,

so long as you let the people
around you pull you out.

HOWARD: Bucky, when you see that
kid, all you see is a target.

But I see a future. The life he
can lead, the good he can do.

And I see it in you too.

BUCKY: You don't know me.

HOWARD: Steve Rogers did.

And the man he knew, the friend he
loved, would never take that shot.

(BILL GROANING)

We've got a big problem.

(GRUNTS)

(BLACK PANTHER GRUNTS)

Stark, are you seeing this?

Howard, you have
hostiles inbound!

Peter, come back
with us. Please.

- (SNIFFLES, SIGHS)
- Come join our family.

Bucky, please.

Well, kid, what do you say?

Bucky.

(BUCKY GASPS SOFTLY)

(SIGHS)

HOWARD: Hank. Lawson.
Did you get the kid?

Yeah, we got him.

- HOWARD: We need him back here now.
- Roger that.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Fifty years later,
Captain America is still saving my ass.

PEGGY OVER RADIO: Repeat, the
base has been compromised.

- Get out of there!
- (BOTH GASP)

(GASPS, GRUNTS)

No! The seedling!

If someone doesn't stop that
seedling, we are done for!

- BLACK PANTHER: I can't break free.
- (GRUNTS) No!

BILL: We're not gonna make it.

(ENERGY CRACKLING)

(BLACK PANTHER SCREAMS)

- Someone must stop it.
- (SONIC BOOM)

- (CHUCKLING) Yes!
- BILL: Oh, yeah!

- As if on cue, Wendy!
- Crusty, jump.

HANK: We got it! I hope
you're right about this, kid.

Peter. (CHUCKLES) You're alive!

And you... Well, you seem to have
fallen in with the wrong crowd.

This is my home, Dad.

This is my mom's home. And I
can't just let you destroy it.

That's the mortal in you, Peter.

In time, though, you'll come
to understand everything dies.

Except us.

How could you say that? My
mother, you said you loved her.

And that I did.

But I knew if she were
to live, the Expansion,

the reason for our existence,
would never come to pass.

So I did what I had to do,
as you must now, Peter.

You killed my mother?

No, no, no, no. I
get it. You're upset.

(CHUCKLES) But you know you don't
have the power to destroy me, Peter.

- You're right. But you do.
- Peter...

And with this, a little bit of
you will always live inside of me.

(GRUNTS) Deep down, I
guess I've always known

you'd turn out to
be a disappointment.

You are human after all.

Actually, old man, my
mom says I'm a Star-Lord.

EGO: Peter!

(PETER SCREAMING)

(EGO SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS) Yes! (LAUGHS)

Peter?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

It's a recipe, Hank. You're
not splitting the atom.

To be honest, splitting the
atom is a lot more intuitive.

This American libation is
surprisingly delicious.

What do you call it?

Uh, light beer?

- (CHUCKLES) How exotic. Another!
- (ALL LAUGHING)

- And this little chicky's name is Goose.
- (CHUCKLES)

I thought maybe you kids
might like to have her.

- Thanks, but I'm more a dog guy.
- (CHUCKLES)

- Peter, you don't say no to a free cat.
- (PETER CHUCKLES)

- Hey, any word on Silent But Deadly?
- He's in the wind.

- That mean we should lock our doors?
- I don't think so.

Something broke through
that day in Missouri.

The Winter Soldier
may be out there,

but I'm pretty sure Bucky
Barnes is out there with him.

BILL: Oh, that's
funny. HOWARD: Yeah?

HANK: In Asgard.
BILL: Yeah, exactly.

T'CHAKA: Do you have
similar pajamas?

- Or do you go to sleep in your armor?
- THOR: And 53 gods is good.

LAWSON: Okay, bucko.

Many, many thanks to all of you
for this fine victory banquet.

But I am afraid I must
bid thee farewell.

Come on. What about
dessert? Hank burnt a pie.

The boy may have destroyed
Ego's corporeal form,

but his planet still lives.

And the universe will not know peace
until I have avenged the ones we've lost.

So, what, Thunder
brother? No invite?

Perhaps you forgot, Goldilocks,

we have sort of a team
thing going on here.

Then I suggest
you suit up, team.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)