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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,634 --> 00:00:04,705 ♪♪ 2 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:12,766 ♪♪ 3 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:06,954 I would've bet the ranch 4 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:10,324 on that well. 5 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,458 That field is down there 6 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,394 somewhere, I'm sure of it. 7 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,396 I think so too. 8 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:18,432 We're running out of time. 9 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,334 We gotta start clearing Site B 10 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,736 right after New Year's. 11 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:24,939 How long will it take you to 12 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:28,375 sink two more rigs here... 13 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,443 and here? 14 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,477 With the way the ice is 15 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:31,645 jamming the drills, I'll have 16 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,713 to triple the dynamite to 17 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,714 clear 'em. 18 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,849 Four or five days. 19 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,284 Okay, go ahead. 20 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:40,354 When does Murdock arrive? 21 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,289 This evening. 22 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:47,328 He's not going to be very happy. 23 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,001 There's Claudia now. 24 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:58,005 ♪♪ 25 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,015 That ice fog is forming fast. 26 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:42,650 We better take off right away. 27 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,752 Let's go. 28 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:54,628 ♪♪ 29 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,809 Well, what did you decide? 30 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,678 What did you decide? 31 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,046 Come on, Claudia, 32 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:14,715 be reasonable. 33 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,550 Michael, I've been more 34 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,918 than reasonable. 35 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,053 For the last five years, I've 36 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,554 been trying to raise a family in 37 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,089 deserts, the Brazilian jungle, 38 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,491 and now this place. 39 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,592 Well, at least we're living 40 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,628 in a house this time. 41 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,096 I have my reservations as to 42 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,498 whether it qualifies as a house. 43 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,866 A home, no way. 44 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,069 All right then, be realistic. 45 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,770 I've got everything on the line 46 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,671 here. 47 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,672 You know I'm the one that talked 48 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,541 Murdock into this exploration. 49 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,109 I can't just walk away from it. 50 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,644 And I can't stay here 51 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,045 any longer. 52 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,613 Our children deserve a civilized 53 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,615 existence, and C.B. particularly 54 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:49,717 needs a stable life. 55 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:50,818 Don't start that again. 56 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,586 There's nothing wrong with C.B. 57 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,654 Well, you're not around him 58 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,588 enough to know. 59 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,723 He's having a lot of problems, 60 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,157 and he's constantly fighting 61 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,092 at school. 62 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,393 No, Michael, I've made up my 63 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:00,094 mind. 64 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,595 I'm moving the kids back to 65 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,464 Los Angeles after the New Year. 66 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,765 Why can't you take that head 67 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,700 office job that Murdock offered? 68 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,670 I told you! 69 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,505 I'm not an office type. 70 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,973 I'm a field man, this is what 71 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,975 I do. 72 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,545 I only need a couple more months 73 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,614 at the most. 74 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,822 Come on. 75 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:32,092 You've hung in this long. 76 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,129 I'm sorry. 77 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:37,431 Michael, I can't. 78 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:45,773 You haven't said anything to 79 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,774 the children yet, have you? 80 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,208 Of course not. 81 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,510 I wouldn't want to spoil their 82 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,011 Christmas. 83 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:55,015 ♪♪ 84 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,503 Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! 85 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:52,606 How you doing? 86 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,241 Mommy, Daddy, wait till you 87 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,043 hear what I have to tell you. 88 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,578 Marianne, will you please 89 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:58,512 shut up? 90 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,249 C.B.'s done it again. 91 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,218 He gave Curt Larson the biggest 92 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,086 black eye you ever saw. 93 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,888 He started it! 94 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,289 He called me a liar! 95 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,290 I don't care what he called 96 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,825 you, you shouldn't have hit him. 97 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,227 He made me so mad, I couldn't 98 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,127 help it. 99 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,263 Anyway, he's a liar! 100 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,165 He's been going all over school 101 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,299 telling everyone there's no 102 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,834 Santa Claus. 103 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:22,769 You and I are going to have 104 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,605 a very serious talk right now, 105 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,840 young man. 106 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,144 Hedda had to go to her 107 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,179 sister's. 108 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,146 Are you gonna make dinner 109 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,014 for us? 110 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:34,882 We can't send out for the 111 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,317 pizza man, can we? 112 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:40,754 Oh, Dad. 113 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,055 Mr. Murdock's here. 114 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,591 He's waiting for you in the den. 115 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,663 But Dad, you said you and me 116 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,797 were gonna have a serious talk 117 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:51,798 right now. 118 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:52,733 Your mother will have the 119 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:53,600 talk with you. 120 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,602 Aw, Dad! 121 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,645 I don't care, you have him 122 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,779 call me the minute you hear from 123 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,114 him, you understand? 124 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,649 Right. 125 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,684 Gee, that Fred Haley 126 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,752 needs a keeper. 127 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:12,819 How are you, Michael? 128 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,254 Hi, how was the plane trip? 129 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,355 Oh, the usual-- 130 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,657 a little rough the last 131 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,591 couple hundred miles. 132 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,592 Will you join us for dinner, 133 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,259 Sumner? 134 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,794 Thanks, I ate at the hotel 135 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,829 just after I checked in. 136 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,132 So, how's everything shaking? 137 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,200 Well, uh, I hate to give you 138 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,869 bad news, but, uh... 139 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,705 Rig 5 came in dry today. 140 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:32,940 Rig 5? 141 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,342 You said that was 90% probable. 142 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,611 Yeah, I was wrong. 143 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:38,812 I'm sorry. 144 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,780 I'm not interested in 145 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,950 apologies, kid, just results. 146 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,084 All right, all right, we'll 147 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,619 forget about the A Site. 148 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,154 We'll forge ahead with Site B. 149 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,255 I'm sure I'm right about the 150 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,356 A Site, just give me another 151 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,358 week or two. 152 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,026 I'll give you one week. 153 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,361 In the meantime, move as much of 154 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,696 the crew as you can over to 155 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,297 Site B. 156 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:04,871 ♪♪ 157 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,909 Morning, Craig. 158 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:43,910 Michael. 159 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,113 Murdock just left for Site B. 160 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,115 He's in some rotten mood. 161 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,117 So, what else is new? 162 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,789 ♪♪ 163 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,304 Good morning, Mike. 164 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:15,008 Good morning, Sam. 165 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,410 Looks like Arnie Hanson over 166 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,011 at Burocoal is up to his old 167 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,279 practical jokes again. 168 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,480 Ha, he's probably running out 169 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,782 of things to do with all his 170 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,749 money. 171 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,251 What is it this time? 172 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,919 Much better than the bigfoot 173 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,054 paw prints he spent the night 174 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,121 putting around your house last 175 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:28,989 Christmas. 176 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,057 Tell me, tell me. 177 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,358 Oh, I wouldn't wanna spoil it 178 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,426 for you. 179 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,361 I'll let Arnie's little man 180 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,029 tell you himself. 181 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,466 He's in your office. 182 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,069 ♪♪ 183 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,379 May I help you? 184 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,948 Oh! Oh... 185 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,118 Yes. 186 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,386 Yes, you may. 187 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,221 Michael Baldwin, I'm project 188 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,289 manager here. 189 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,957 My name is Ed. 190 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,891 Ed...? 191 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,760 That's right, Ed. 192 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,229 Oh, I see. 193 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,165 Well, Ed... 194 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,035 can I get you a cup of coffee? 195 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,104 Would you have a nice cup 196 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,171 of hot chocolate? 197 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,439 I'm afraid not. 198 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,841 Oh. 199 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,875 That's all right. 200 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,911 That's perfectly all right. 201 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,813 Won't you sit down? 202 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,515 Oh, thank you, yes! 203 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,788 Well, uh, Ed, 204 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,823 what brings you to this frozen 205 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,191 hellhole, if you'll excuse the 206 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,093 mixed metaphor? 207 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,394 Mixed metaphor? 208 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,562 Mixed metaphor... 209 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,231 Does that mean I can get right 210 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,265 to the point? 211 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,234 Yes, that's what that means. 212 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,935 Good. 213 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,171 Mr. Baldwin, your company has 214 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,439 been doing a great deal of 215 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,141 dynamiting in the North Pole 216 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,108 region recently. 217 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,176 That's right. 218 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,044 Uh, ice has been jamming our 219 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,179 drilling rigs, and we've been 220 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,113 forced to do some heavy 221 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,248 dynamiting to free them. 222 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,249 You don't know what you're 223 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,517 doing, Mr. Baldwin. 224 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,085 You must stop dynamiting, 225 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,920 immediately. 226 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,358 Okay... 227 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,059 Why should I do that? 228 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,162 Because if you continue, 229 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,396 there's a very good chance 230 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,531 you're going to blow up 231 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,966 Santa Claus. 232 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,235 I beg your pardon? 233 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,538 Mr. Baldwin, I'm Santa's 234 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:26,873 chief elf at North Pole City, 235 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,542 and we realize you had no idea 236 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:29,943 you were creating such problems 237 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,610 for us-- 238 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,112 You're the chief elf? 239 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,547 Mm-hmm. 240 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,353 May I? 241 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,357 We've already sustained serious 242 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,059 damage because of explosions 243 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,261 here at-- at Site A. 244 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,230 But dynamiting here at Site B 245 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,599 would most certainly destroy 246 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,633 North Pole City. 247 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,202 We're-- we're smack dab 248 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,236 next to it. 249 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,442 Blow up Santa Claus? 250 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,611 And destroy North Pole City? 251 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,381 Arnie gets crazier every year! 252 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,450 Arnie? 253 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,651 Oh, I gotta give you credit 254 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,953 though, I-- I couldn't have 255 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:13,920 pulled it off with a straight 256 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,588 face. 257 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,631 Go on, go on, tell us what 258 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,498 happened next. 259 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,433 Well, he looks me straight in 260 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,301 the eye, and he invited us all 261 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,370 to visit Santa Claus tomorrow! 262 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,174 But why us? 263 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,342 Well, he wants to convince us 264 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,977 to stop dynamiting at our sites 265 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,511 because he's afraid we're gonna 266 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,946 blow up Santa Claus. 267 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,485 Did Arnie finally 268 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,386 own up to it? 269 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,654 I haven't spoken to him yet. 270 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,989 I think he's still out of town. 271 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,156 There aren't any little 272 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,391 people around here. 273 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,492 Where in the world did he 274 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,526 find him? 275 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,028 Well, knowing Arnie, I'm sure 276 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,396 he had him flown in just for the 277 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,430 occasion. 278 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,266 Maybe it isn't a joke! 279 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,201 Maybe he really is Santa Claus' 280 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,369 chief elf. 281 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,570 That's impossible. 282 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,504 Santa Claus is just a 283 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,672 mythological figure. 284 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,941 What's a mytha-- myth-- 285 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,109 It's nothing, C.B. 286 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,143 David's just being a smart 287 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,112 aleck. 288 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,680 No. 289 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,386 Hey... I was just kidding. 290 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,554 Well, it isn't funny. 291 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,029 May I be excused? 292 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:29,963 Me too? 293 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,965 Yes, go ahead. 294 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,044 What's wrong, honey? 295 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,513 Nothing. 296 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,581 Come on. 297 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,750 Now I know what David meant. 298 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,185 Meant about what? 299 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,689 You know-- Santa Claus. 300 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,357 What about Santa Claus? 301 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,658 I guess Curt Larson wasn't 302 00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,659 lying. 303 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,394 There is no Santa Claus. 304 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:05,031 He isn't real. 305 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,000 Mom? 306 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,134 You always said you wouldn't 307 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,169 lie to me. 308 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,670 I want to know. 309 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,006 Tell me, please? 310 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,744 For all of us who believe in 311 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,347 Santa Claus, he is real, 312 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,215 in our hearts. 313 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,752 But he's not a real person? 314 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:29,589 Uh... well, no. 315 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,757 Not in the same way that 316 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,058 you and I are. 317 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,626 You just ruin everything! 318 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,728 I hate you, Mom, 319 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,262 I wish you were dead! 320 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,330 Don't you dare talk to your 321 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,298 mother that way. 322 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,634 Now, go to your room! 323 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,136 That's all you ever say to 324 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,604 me, "Go to your room!" 325 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,373 I hate you too, Dad. 326 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:49,676 I really hate you! 327 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,478 Was that necessary? 328 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,382 Why don't you try to understand 329 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,516 him instead of losing your 330 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,551 patience? 331 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,428 Very good, sport! 332 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,395 You're really getting the hang 333 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,264 of that thing! 334 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,498 Come on, C.B.! 335 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,200 Sit on my lap and you can steer! 336 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,835 No, thanks. 337 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,336 Oh, stop being indulgent. 338 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,471 Ride with Dad. 339 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,207 Will you please talk English? 340 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,676 Okay, it's my turn then! 341 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,546 Uh, hold it, honey. 342 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,880 You better put this snowmobile 343 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,815 away. 344 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:02,816 You don't wanna be late for 345 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,384 school, and I gotta get to work. 346 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,652 But we only got a half a day 347 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,553 today. 348 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,821 Do we have to go? 349 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,222 Mom said we were gonna decorate 350 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,490 the tree today. 351 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,859 Yes, you have to go. 352 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,160 We'll start on the tree 353 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,129 after lunch. 354 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,397 Now, put the snowmobile away, 355 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,432 change your clothes, 356 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,367 and get going. 357 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,510 Fred, you're an idiot. 358 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:34,247 You're an absolute idiot! 359 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,216 No. 360 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,418 No. 361 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,520 No! 362 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,424 That's what they want us to do! 363 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,526 Two words, Fred. 364 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:50,196 "Walk away!" 365 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,367 Gaylord and those corporate 366 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,236 jackals of his over at Global 367 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,303 Oil are up to their old tricks 368 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,238 again. 369 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,272 Well, Fred didn't close, 370 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,306 did he? 371 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,608 You heard me, I told him to 372 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,343 walk away. 373 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,544 Just like I'm gonna walk away 374 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,913 from this entire development, 375 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,348 unless you bring something in 376 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,215 soon. 377 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,483 It's here, Sumner, 378 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,484 I know it's here, 379 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,653 on one of the two sites. 380 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,722 We've had a f-few problems. 381 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,190 Oh, no, baby. 382 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,691 You have problems! 383 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,792 You're the chief geological 384 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,594 engineer on this project. 385 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,662 You recommended this 386 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,863 exploration! 387 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,698 And if I don't see some results 388 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,868 soon, I'm pulling out, 389 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,470 and you're gonna be looking 390 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,872 for a job. 391 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,942 Here they are. 392 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,945 Oh, that's good. 393 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,280 Well, that's it for me. 394 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,814 I gotta get going. 395 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,249 But Dad, we haven't finished 396 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,584 decorating the tree. 397 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,585 I know, but I have another 398 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,853 meeting with Mr. Murdock. 399 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,922 He acts like he owns you. 400 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:49,989 He doesn't own me, princess, 401 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:50,957 but he does pay the bills 402 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,958 around here. 403 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,294 All right, kids, 404 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,329 the dishes. 405 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,868 Okay, okay, come on. 406 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,504 Come on. 407 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,705 I'll see you later, darling. 408 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,007 Who could that be? 409 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,376 I'll get it. 410 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:19,452 ♪♪ 411 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,361 Where did you get that? 412 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,562 The army abandoned it here 413 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,730 after the war. 414 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,332 It's the only one like it. 415 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,866 That's very interesting, 416 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,834 but I don't have any time for 417 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,869 Arnie Hanson's jokes today. 418 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,037 Jokes? 419 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,273 Michael, who is it? 420 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,875 Hanson's elf is back. 421 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,044 Come on in. 422 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,583 Claudia, I'd like you to meet 423 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,353 Santa Claus' chief elf, Ed. 424 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,889 Ed, this is Mrs. Baldwin. 425 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,057 Hello. 426 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,993 It's a pleasure to meet you. 427 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,561 Nice to meet you. 428 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,562 You'll have to discuss it 429 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,563 with her, I have an urgent 430 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,064 meeting to go to. 431 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,634 I'll probably be late. 432 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,701 Won't you sit down? 433 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,437 Oh, thank you. 434 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,039 Goodness. 435 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,541 My goodness, I-- 436 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,777 I'm sure I said today. 437 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,813 Do you suppose you and the 438 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,315 children could come with me, 439 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,516 Mrs. Baldwin? 440 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,884 Come where? 441 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,085 Home... 442 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:29,088 to North Pole City. 443 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,590 To North Pole City? 444 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,991 Yes. 445 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,026 To meet him. 446 00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:36,362 To meet who? 447 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,830 Santa Claus. 448 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,433 ♪♪ 449 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,456 Hey, you guys. 450 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,490 After you're finished helping 451 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,625 Hedda, how would you like to go 452 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,126 and meet Santa Claus? 453 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,962 Meet Santa Claus-- sure! 454 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,798 Come on, Ma, don't put us on. 455 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:12,732 Well, Mr. Hanson's little 456 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:13,666 friend is back, he's out in 457 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,534 front. 458 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,468 He is? 459 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:16,469 He sure is. 460 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,737 And we've all been invited to go 461 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:18,971 to the North Pole. 462 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,006 Where we'll all meet a big 463 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,040 white rabbit and go to the Mad 464 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,375 Hatter's tea party! 465 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,110 Will you please shut up? 466 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,011 Can we go? 467 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:25,978 Can we go? 468 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,480 Even if it is a joke? 469 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,782 Yeah. 470 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,953 Here we are. 471 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,488 These are my children, David, 472 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,023 Marianne, and C.B. 473 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,157 Marvelous! 474 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,859 It's very nice meeting you. 475 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,028 Let me help you in. 476 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:54,073 Well, here we go! 477 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:58,077 ♪♪ 478 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:14,927 Wow, I could even reach the 479 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,696 controls on this one. 480 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,931 Yes, you certainly could! 481 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:19,899 Do you think you could teach 482 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,033 me how to drive it? 483 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,568 Not now, C.B., there's not 484 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,503 time. 485 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,570 Perhaps when we get where we're 486 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,672 going. 487 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,448 I can tell you Santa Claus 488 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:36,983 appreciates this, Mrs. Baldwin. 489 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,518 Once you've met him, I hope you 490 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:39,685 can convince your husband to 491 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,154 stop the dynamiting. 492 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:42,488 Oh, I'm sure of it. 493 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,623 Mr. Baldwin is a very 494 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:44,657 reasonable man. 495 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:45,591 Oh, good. 496 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,959 That makes me feel a whole lot 497 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,095 better. 498 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,800 Ed? 499 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,901 Just how fast is this thing 500 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:55,768 going? 501 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,570 Oh, about 100 miles an hour, 502 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,237 I suppose. 503 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,039 It-- it's pretty slow. 504 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,674 Not like the Reindeer Zephyr. 505 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,142 What's a Reindeer Zephyr? 506 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,777 You'll see in a little while. 507 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,712 100 miles an hour? 508 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,880 Wow! 509 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,215 You must have made a mistake. 510 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,650 It's an engineering 511 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,084 impossibility a snowcat can go 512 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,085 that fast. 513 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,720 Not with Dr. Fernando, 514 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,588 it isn't. 515 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:16,856 Dr. Fernando? 516 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:17,890 Santa's chief of research and 517 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:18,825 development. 518 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,126 He's the one who modified this, 519 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,028 uh... thing. 520 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,000 I'm a little worried, David. 521 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,135 Do you think we're really going 522 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,503 100 miles an hour? 523 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,704 Of course not. 524 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:32,939 It's an illusion. 525 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,907 We're probably not going... 526 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,209 20 miles an hour. 527 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,510 We seem to be going pretty 528 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,511 fast. 529 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,645 I know. 530 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,813 There's an increased perception 531 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,248 of velocity in both the Arctic 532 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,116 and Antarctic regions. 533 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,719 If you say so. 534 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,156 The storm seems to be getting 535 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,023 worse, Ed. 536 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,024 I think we better be getting 537 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:52,892 back. 538 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,126 Don't worry, Mrs. Baldwin, 539 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:55,294 we'll be out of the storm 540 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:56,863 in just a moment. 541 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,264 And then you're going to see the 542 00:24:58,264 --> 00:24:59,665 most beautiful weather you've 543 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:00,533 ever seen. 544 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:12,745 Here we are. 545 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:16,682 I told you. 546 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:19,318 Wow, look at that! 547 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:20,786 There it is. 548 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:22,555 That's a Reindeer Zephyr? 549 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:23,289 It's one of our most 550 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,624 sophisticated long-distance 551 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:25,324 vehicles. 552 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,859 Vehicles? 553 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,160 I don't see any reindeer. 554 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,295 How does it go? 555 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,030 It's self-propelled. 556 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:31,964 You've gotta be kidding. 557 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,934 That's a mock-up. 558 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,135 You've gotta give that Arnie 559 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,203 Hanson credit. 560 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,105 This one's a real winner, Mom. 561 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,206 I know it. 562 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,242 Well, let's get going. 563 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,744 Let's go! 564 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:46,012 This is terrific. 565 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,079 No, hold on, 566 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,080 just wait a minute. 567 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,116 Aw, gee, can't we see it for 568 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,284 a few minutes? 569 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:52,285 No. 570 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:53,352 I think this joke has gone 571 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,254 far enough. 572 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,860 There's something wrong here. 573 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,094 What could be wrong? 574 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,696 I don't know, but... 575 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,131 I do know that no one would go 576 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,165 to this length to pull off the 577 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,066 joke. 578 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,668 What else could it be? 579 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,802 You don't think that thing's 580 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,170 going anywhere, do you? 581 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,772 Of course not. 582 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:13,773 Then what harm can come from 583 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,907 looking at it? 584 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,208 Please, Mom? 585 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,044 Aw, please, just for a few 586 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:21,013 minutes? 587 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,715 Okay, but just for 588 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,784 a few minutes. 589 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,924 Wow, look at that! 590 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,093 Pretty, isn't it? 591 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:37,964 Seriously, Ed, we've gotta 592 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:38,965 start back soon. 593 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,933 I promised we'd be back by 6:00. 594 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:41,901 6:00? 595 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,035 Oh, that's impossible. 596 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,203 Can't you call and tell him 597 00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:45,204 you'll be late? 598 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,072 Call? 599 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,139 From where? 600 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,874 Our communications post, 601 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,276 right there. 602 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,310 Get on board, children, 603 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,378 get on board, your-- your 604 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:53,379 mother's going to make a 605 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,381 telephone call. 606 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,088 Uh, what's your credit card 607 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,090 number? 608 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:05,891 All the rigs are iced in? 609 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:06,792 That's right, Mr. Murdock, 610 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:07,693 we're gonna start blasting 611 00:27:07,693 --> 00:27:08,794 some time today. 612 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:09,996 I think one time will do it. 613 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,030 We're using enough dynamite to 614 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,298 blow up New York City. 615 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,699 We'll set the rig tomorrow and 616 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:14,834 start drilling the day after. 617 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:16,669 Good work, Harold-- listen, 618 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:17,837 tell Craig Marin to meet me 619 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:18,904 at Site B in the morning. 620 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,973 10-4. 621 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:21,941 Hello? 622 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:22,942 This has gotta be the most 623 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,176 expensive stunt Arnie's ever 624 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,678 pulled. 625 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,346 Well, I'm at a phone booth. 626 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,448 Well, it's, uh... 627 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,854 You're talking into a candy 628 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:37,289 cane, and you're going to go to 629 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,426 the North Pole in a reindeer? 630 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,294 I mean, it's like a-- 631 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,230 a carousel reindeer with seats 632 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,331 inside! 633 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,868 Michael? 634 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,403 Michael, can you hear me? 635 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,807 The static's awful. 636 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,709 It's the storm. 637 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:57,943 I'm afraid that's the best we're 638 00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:00,279 going to do. 639 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,782 Claudia! 640 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,050 Operator! 641 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,017 Operator? 642 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,052 I mean it, Ed. 643 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,053 A few more minutes, and we have 644 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:07,920 to get back. 645 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,288 Uh, please trust me, 646 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,890 Mrs. Baldwin, you're going to 647 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,158 love the ride. 648 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,492 All right, all right. 649 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:14,827 You certainly can't carry this 650 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,830 on much longer. 651 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:21,133 Everybody ready? 652 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,073 Are you really sure about 653 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:28,174 this thing, David? 654 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,442 Trust me, Mom. 655 00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:30,943 Pigs will grow wings before this 656 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,278 thing will move an inch. 657 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,282 Here we go. 658 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:39,985 Impossible or not, 659 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,088 this thing is moving! 660 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:46,125 ♪♪ 661 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,837 This isn't funny anymore, Ed. 662 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:58,871 I'm telling you to turn this 663 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,039 thing around right now! 664 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,874 I can't, it's remote control, 665 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,109 and all the controls are in 666 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,276 North Pole City. 667 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,277 You mean, you're not driving 668 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,178 it? 669 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,446 No, I'm a passenger, 670 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:10,449 just like you are. 671 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:13,152 Wow, this is really great! 672 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,254 Mom, I'm scared! 673 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,288 I'm telling you for the last 674 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,423 time, Ed, this joke has gone 675 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,826 far enough! 676 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,529 Yeah! 677 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,070 Yeah! 678 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,445 This is absolutely crazy! 679 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:40,513 And it's the only way we can 680 00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:43,382 get to North Pole City. 681 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,924 It's a dead end. 682 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,125 Even this thing couldn't make it 683 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,460 over that ice wall. 684 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,095 What are you doing, Ed? 685 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:59,064 You'll see. 686 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,467 ♪♪ 687 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,050 Did you see that? 688 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,218 Those doors! 689 00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,386 This is more than a practical 690 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,421 joke, David. 691 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,966 Welcome... 692 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,035 to North Pole City. 693 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:40,039 ♪♪ 694 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:44,610 If this isn't a practical 695 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,645 joke, we're in big trouble. 696 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,981 I know, Mom, I know. 697 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:55,120 We're here, and we're really 698 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,356 gonna meet Santa Claus! 699 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,959 ♪♪ 700 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,313 Our elf population here 701 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,048 numbers in the thousands. 702 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,583 Enough to operate the largest 703 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,418 toy factory in the world. 704 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,087 Santa's factory? 705 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,622 Will we get to see that too? 706 00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:30,923 Oh, yes, 707 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,258 you're going to see it, C.B. 708 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,993 In fact, Santa is going to take 709 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,629 all of you on a complete tour. 710 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:38,097 I don't know why, but I think 711 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,098 someone's doing a mind trip 712 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:40,099 on us, Mom. 713 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,500 I know, and it's gonna be up 714 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,603 to you and me to keep our heads. 715 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,939 There's Santa's house. 716 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:50,175 It's the oldest building up 717 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,110 here. 718 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,411 Looks pretty much the same as it 719 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,380 did when he first built it. 720 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:01,954 ♪♪ 721 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:31,517 They have some presents for you. 722 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,085 That's a very comfortable 723 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:34,320 jumpsuit which Santa designed 724 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,287 himself. 725 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,355 It keeps you warm when you're 726 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,190 outdoors, and cool when you're 727 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,325 inside. 728 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:40,359 We have them for the children 729 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,226 too. 730 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:42,094 Thank you. 731 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,228 This is for you! 732 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:46,165 Thank you. 733 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:47,633 Thank you. 734 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,468 When do we get to meet Santa? 735 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,203 Pretty soon now. 736 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,404 You heard him, Mom! 737 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:53,539 We're gonna get to meet him 738 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,541 soon! 739 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,109 In the meantime, we'll-- 740 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,310 we'll go to the dining room. 741 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,445 We got here just in time for a 742 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,347 hot chocolate break. 743 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:02,548 I know you don't believe me, 744 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:03,782 Mrs. Baldwin, but you're going 745 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:05,117 to feel a lot better after you 746 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,118 meet Santa. 747 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:08,454 You have to believe him. 748 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:16,662 Yeah, I understand. 749 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,063 Thanks, Arnie. 750 00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:19,498 Bye. 751 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,701 Arnie Hanson doesn't know 752 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:26,438 anything about it. 753 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,740 I feel so helpless. 754 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,074 What am I gonna do? 755 00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:30,542 Nothing. 756 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,444 Absolutely nothing. 757 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,645 Are you crazy? 758 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:34,713 What are you talking about? 759 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:35,681 Pull yourself together. 760 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,049 I have to do something! 761 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:38,283 Now, listen to me. 762 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:41,487 I guarantee you that Gaylord has 763 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,055 got Claudia and the children. 764 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:44,289 Gaylord! 765 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:45,624 What possible reason would he 766 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,426 have to kidnap my family? 767 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:48,727 I don't know yet, but I'll 768 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,062 tell you this. 769 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,563 He's the most dangerous man that 770 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,698 I've ever known. 771 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,167 And until we know for sure, 772 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,302 you better not rock the boat. 773 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:07,279 ♪♪ 774 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,749 Wow, this is the best hot 775 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,818 chocolate I've ever tasted! 776 00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:47,252 Good! 777 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,120 Thank you. 778 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,822 The, uh-- the chocolate is a 779 00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:51,423 secret formula of Santa's. 780 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:54,760 He developed it in 1886. 781 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,361 Or was it '87? 782 00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,463 Ed? 783 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,697 Yes, Marianne? 784 00:34:58,697 --> 00:34:59,865 Some of my friends and I were 785 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,900 talking at school, about how 786 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,535 Santa can get up and down all 787 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,637 those chimneys. 788 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,173 Well... first of all, Santa's 789 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:10,342 suit and boots are fireproof. 790 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,777 Of course, there are a number of 791 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,745 homes where the chimneys are too 792 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:14,847 small for Santa. 793 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:17,249 What about those places, 794 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:18,550 and the places with no chimneys 795 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,185 at all? 796 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:21,920 That's a good question. 797 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,456 I'd say Santa uses chimneys, oh, 798 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,558 less than 5% of the time now. 799 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,227 For all the places he can get in 800 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,262 conveniently, he uses his 801 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:31,897 molecular redistribution 802 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,298 invention. 803 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,467 Molecular redistribution? 804 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,402 Yeah, he calls it a-- 805 00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:38,670 a people transporter. 806 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,472 It-- it works with goodies too. 807 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,874 It's a platform on the side of 808 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:43,575 his sleigh. 809 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,410 Oh, sure. 810 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,781 We're wasting too much time 811 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,818 and money on Site A, Michael. 812 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,620 Tell Faulkner to abandon it and 813 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,288 move everything over to Site B 814 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,189 right now. 815 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,423 But you gave me a week. 816 00:35:58,423 --> 00:35:59,525 That was before this Gaylord 817 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,559 thing. 818 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,560 Look, I don't care how you do 819 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,595 it, I want to start blasting by 820 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:04,630 the 24th-- 821 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:05,931 that's Christmas Eve day. 822 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:06,798 Have you got me? 823 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:07,766 Well, we weren't scheduled 824 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:08,800 to start dynamiting there till 825 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,835 after New Year's. 826 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,570 I just changed the schedule. 827 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,906 Apple A to base. 828 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,744 Base to Apple A, Harold? 829 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,312 Any news about Claudia and 830 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,213 the kids? 831 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,447 Nothing yet. 832 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:23,949 I'm sorry, Mike. 833 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,617 Um, we're gonna dynamite in 834 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:26,785 about a quarter of an hour. 835 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,487 Good. 836 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,522 Uh... and tomorrow, you're gonna 837 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,523 have to start moving everything 838 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,824 over to Site B. 839 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:35,694 Everything? 840 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,796 Uh, well, not everything. 841 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,298 Why don't you set up a skeleton 842 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,233 crew there on Site A, 843 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:43,368 and set up a new rig. 844 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:47,606 There's oil there, I know it, 845 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,675 Harold, and we're gonna find it. 846 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,013 We take very short breaks 847 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:55,948 this time of year. 848 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:57,416 We have an enormous amount of 849 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,684 toys and presents to get ready 850 00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:00,252 by Christmas Eve. 851 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,019 ♪ Jingle bells 852 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,254 ♪ Jingle bells 853 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,456 ♪ Jingle all the way 854 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,291 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride 855 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:08,827 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh 856 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:09,962 ♪ Jingle bells 857 00:37:09,962 --> 00:37:10,896 ♪ Jingle bells... 858 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,265 Ed! Ed! Where are you? 859 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:13,966 Hey, Ed! 860 00:37:13,966 --> 00:37:15,400 Oh, no. 861 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,935 Oh, no! 862 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,604 Uh, boys? 863 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,272 Boys? No. 864 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:21,440 No, no, no. 865 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,507 Boys? 866 00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,610 Boys! 867 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:26,745 ♪ ...laughing all the way 868 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,014 ♪ Bells on bobtails ring 869 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,016 ♪ Making spirits bright 870 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,718 ♪ What fun it is to ride 871 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,786 ♪ And sing a sleighing song... 872 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,054 Boys, no. 873 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,022 ♪ Jingle bells 874 00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,056 ♪ Jingle bells 875 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,558 ♪ Jingle all the way... 876 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:40,492 All right! 877 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,596 I'm gonna tell you one more 878 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,765 time. 879 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,967 Sing anything you want-- 880 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,636 "White Christmas," 881 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,338 "Frosty the Snowman," 882 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,406 "Rudolph the Red-Nosed 883 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,575 Reindeer." 884 00:37:56,575 --> 00:38:00,012 But no more "Jingle Bells!" 885 00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:12,491 I knew it, I knew it! 886 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:13,825 It's Santa Claus! 887 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,461 He's a real man, Mom. 888 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,864 ♪♪ 889 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:33,378 Yeah. 890 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,513 Welcome, Mrs. Baldwin, 891 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:35,447 thanks for coming. 892 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:36,481 And a special welcome to the 893 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,449 children. 894 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:38,583 I apologize for sounding a 895 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,951 little grumpy, but over 100 896 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,086 years of "Jingle Bells," 897 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,421 well, that's enough. 898 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:43,588 And frankly, it's been driving 899 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:44,556 Mrs. Claus and I 900 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:45,424 right up the wall! 901 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:46,958 Yes, I understand. 902 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,627 I'm sorry I'm late. 903 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,362 But the recent explosions have 904 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:51,596 damaged our communication 905 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:52,531 system, you see. 906 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:53,498 And I've been spending all my 907 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:54,800 time trying to repair it. 908 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,801 How are you, C.B.? 909 00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:57,703 You really know me? 910 00:38:57,703 --> 00:38:59,371 Of course, I know you! 911 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:00,572 I know all the children of the 912 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:01,606 whole world. 913 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,008 As a matter of fact, I think 914 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,043 you're just about the same age 915 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,912 as your grandfather was when I 916 00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:09,014 gave him a red wooden sleigh in 917 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,582 1922. 918 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,484 Was a great model, big success. 919 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:15,454 Wow, 1922! 920 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,089 How old are you, Santa? 921 00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:18,457 Let's just say I'm not a 922 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:19,925 spring chicken anymore. 923 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,526 I really appreciate your visit 924 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,961 here, Mrs. Baldwin. 925 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,129 I'm sorry Mr. Baldwin 926 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,163 isn't here too. 927 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,431 Oh, not any sorrier 928 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:28,567 than I am. 929 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:31,703 I see, I see. 930 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:32,838 You think this whole thing is 931 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:34,639 some kind of hoax, don't you? 932 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:37,709 I don't know what to think. 933 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,877 I must apologize to you, 934 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:39,945 Mrs. Baldwin. 935 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:41,113 I should have anticipated there 936 00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:42,447 might be some problem with my 937 00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,449 credibility. 938 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:45,617 It's been diminishing more and 939 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:46,985 more every year. 940 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,086 But as soon as we get our 941 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,521 communication system working, 942 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,623 we can radio Mr. Baldwin, 943 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,058 advise him that you're safe. 944 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,060 I'd appreciate that. 945 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,697 We're obviously gonna have to 946 00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:01,500 have a little talk, aren't we? 947 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,834 But before we do that, I'd like 948 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,136 to know your children better. 949 00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:05,604 How 'bout that, C.B? 950 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,671 Marianne? David? 951 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:07,939 Yeah! 952 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:08,874 Yeah! 953 00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,909 I was wondering... 954 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,477 there seems to be a lot of 955 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:13,945 different Santa Clauses in the 956 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,814 store around Christmas time. 957 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:16,748 There certainly are-- 958 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:17,749 they all couldn't be me, 959 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:18,950 now, could they? 960 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,185 But I try to visit some of the 961 00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:22,587 stores before Christmas. 962 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,122 Was that really you? 963 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,490 Yeah, my belly full of jelly 964 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:26,558 and all. 965 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:27,726 And as I recall, you were 966 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:28,894 visiting with your grandmother, 967 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:30,896 and you pulled my beard. 968 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:32,130 Yes, David? 969 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,532 It seems it's a logistical 970 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:34,966 impossibility you can deliver 971 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,535 all those presents in just one 972 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:37,235 night. 973 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,503 Ha, I was wondering when that 974 00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:39,638 would come up. 975 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,139 Well, first of all, the 976 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,574 different time zones make it a 977 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:43,642 little easier for me. 978 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,177 Time zones? 979 00:40:45,177 --> 00:40:46,144 Oh, yeah! 980 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,946 You see, when it's midnight in 981 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,147 New York, it's only 5:00 in the 982 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,882 morning in London. 983 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,050 9:00 at night in California. 984 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,151 I think it would take the 985 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,186 whole night just to cover a 986 00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:55,887 small area of one city. 987 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:56,855 You're absolutely right, 988 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:57,923 David, it would take the whole 989 00:40:57,923 --> 00:40:59,057 night... if it weren't for the 990 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,091 TDD. 991 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,593 That's the Time Deceleration 992 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:02,561 Device. 993 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,062 Here, let me show you. 994 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,131 This is really something. 995 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,166 Now, look over there at the 996 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,101 North Pole Constant Time Clock. 997 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,570 See, the spinning little candy 998 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,771 cane measures time in 999 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:14,005 microseconds, exactly like they 1000 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,941 do in the Olympics. 1001 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,809 Now, as I switch on the TDD, 1002 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,644 you watch the clock. 1003 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,879 There, you see? 1004 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:23,548 The TDD has slowed time. 1005 00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:25,083 It decelerates time as I go from 1006 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,785 area to area, and it slows 1007 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,086 things down more than enough 1008 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,654 to give me time to make 1009 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:30,789 my deliveries. 1010 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,004 There... is that amazing? 1011 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,274 Dr. Fernando of our Research and 1012 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,809 Development Department developed 1013 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,644 it, based on Einstein's theory 1014 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:54,079 of relativity. 1015 00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,614 It's incredibly complicated. 1016 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:56,681 Matter of fact, it's Greek to 1017 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:57,616 me. 1018 00:41:57,616 --> 00:42:00,919 All I know is, it works. 1019 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:02,821 Now then, may I suggest that, 1020 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:04,689 uh, Mrs. Claus entertain the 1021 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:05,790 children while we have our 1022 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:06,892 little talk? 1023 00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:07,792 Thank you. 1024 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:09,961 Good. 1025 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,771 They're dynamiting again. 1026 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:21,740 They're dynamiting again! 1027 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,908 This is our newest building. 1028 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,175 It's the safest place to be. 1029 00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:25,343 Ed, you stay with 'em. 1030 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,211 Yes. 1031 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,078 I've gotta get to Master 1032 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,581 Control Headquarters. 1033 00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:33,585 ♪♪ 1034 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:43,161 It's been hours, 1035 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,763 where are they?! 1036 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,064 What if it isn't Gaylord? 1037 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:47,732 Got a better answer? 1038 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,234 Driven to the North Pole by a 1039 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,202 diminutive chauffeur? 1040 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,737 In a reindeer? 1041 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:53,905 Well, I saw him! 1042 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,774 Oh yeah, of course. 1043 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,375 Just like the Saudis saw things 1044 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:58,843 when Gaylord ripped them off 1045 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:00,011 last year. 1046 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:00,979 You think Claudia and the 1047 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:03,014 children have been drugged? 1048 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,783 He had the guts to drug 1049 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:06,751 the Saudis. 1050 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:13,124 Well, here we are. 1051 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:38,183 Ah, welcome! 1052 00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:39,184 Oh! 1053 00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:41,753 Please, come in. 1054 00:43:45,724 --> 00:43:46,725 Good evening, Ed. 1055 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:48,193 Good evening, Mrs. Claus. 1056 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:50,228 May I present Mrs. Claudia 1057 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:51,863 Baldwin, and these are her 1058 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:52,964 children, David, 1059 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,966 Marianne, and C.B. 1060 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,736 This is Mrs. Santa Claus. 1061 00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:59,170 Hello. 1062 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,872 My my, children, what a 1063 00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:02,874 pleasure it is to have you here. 1064 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:03,775 Thank you. 1065 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:04,743 It was pretty scary for 1066 00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:05,810 a while there, wasn't it? 1067 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:06,878 Yes, it was. 1068 00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:07,912 And Papa's so pleased that 1069 00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:09,014 you could come. 1070 00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,115 And it looks as though it was 1071 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,083 just in time, doesn't it? 1072 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,752 Yes. 1073 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,353 Well, enjoy yourselves. 1074 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:16,888 Uh, I'll be waiting to escort 1075 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,923 you back when you're finished. 1076 00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:19,824 Excuse me. 1077 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:20,792 Oh, yes, yes. 1078 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,765 Now, um... 1079 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:27,999 why don't you all follow me 1080 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,101 into the study? 1081 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,704 ♪♪ 1082 00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,452 Papa should be here very soon. 1083 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,720 May we have a look around, 1084 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,454 Mrs. Claus? 1085 00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:51,122 Oh, yes, please do. 1086 00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:52,991 And please, call me Martha. 1087 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:54,392 Thank you, Martha. 1088 00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:55,260 Claudia. 1089 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,096 Ah. 1090 00:44:58,096 --> 00:45:00,031 It's okay. 1091 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:04,035 ♪♪ 1092 00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,432 Oh, oh, that's all right. 1093 00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:35,467 You can pick it up. 1094 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:37,969 It won't break, it's iron. 1095 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,071 It was Papa's most popular toy 1096 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:43,041 from 1838 to 1843. 1097 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:48,480 Hi, Mommy! 1098 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,547 I'm a good girl! 1099 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:51,516 I love you, Mommy. 1100 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:53,017 And that was 1101 00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:55,553 Papa's big hit in 1950. 1102 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:56,521 There's a record player in the 1103 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:59,124 tummy. 1104 00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:00,959 You know, many of the toy 1105 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,260 companies get some very good 1106 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,928 ideas from Papa. 1107 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,130 I bet they do. 1108 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:07,298 Boy, I remember this little 1109 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,933 tank I got one Christmas. 1110 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,169 It used caps and shot BBs. 1111 00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:12,103 Well, you didn't get that 1112 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,571 from Papa. 1113 00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,140 Parents often give their 1114 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,374 children gifts and say they're 1115 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:17,942 from Santa Claus. 1116 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:20,011 Toy guns, for example. 1117 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:21,813 Papa has never given a child 1118 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:22,847 a gun. 1119 00:46:22,847 --> 00:46:24,182 He doesn't like guns, he doesn't 1120 00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:25,583 believe in violence. 1121 00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:31,956 I thought I told Bruce in 1122 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:32,891 maintenance to have this 1123 00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:34,125 doorknob fixed a week ago. 1124 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,527 Oh, please, don't blame him. 1125 00:46:35,527 --> 00:46:36,895 He's so overworked, he hasn't 1126 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,196 even repaired the kitchen sink. 1127 00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:39,063 Ah. 1128 00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:40,431 Ah. 1129 00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:42,066 How bad is it this time? 1130 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:43,568 Well, fortunately, the damage 1131 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:44,536 is minimal. 1132 00:46:44,536 --> 00:46:45,570 But for a moment there, it 1133 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:46,604 reminded me of the Christmas 1134 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:47,872 I was making my deliveries in 1135 00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:49,107 London during the Blitz. 1136 00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:49,974 Oh! 1137 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:50,942 Well, it certainly scared the 1138 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:52,377 wits out of me. 1139 00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:53,511 Well, hello again! 1140 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:54,579 Hi! 1141 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:55,580 Well, Claudia, if you'll 1142 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:56,581 excuse me, I'm just going to 1143 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,349 start preparing a little supper. 1144 00:46:58,349 --> 00:47:00,318 You kids wanna help her? 1145 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,220 Good, well, come along then! 1146 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,227 Well, now then. 1147 00:47:09,227 --> 00:47:11,462 We can talk alone. 1148 00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,932 Claudia, I'm sure you realize 1149 00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:15,867 by now how serious this 1150 00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,235 dynamiting is. 1151 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,203 And we certainly don't want to 1152 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,504 alarm the children more. 1153 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:20,405 I agree. 1154 00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:21,372 Good. 1155 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,541 Well... 1156 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:24,609 first of all, I wanna show you 1157 00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:28,479 something. 1158 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:31,616 Now, this is a precise miniature 1159 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:33,618 of Nor... 1160 00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:51,002 Very interesting. 1161 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:52,203 Oh, I-- I'm gonna 1162 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,538 have to make a confession. 1163 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:56,140 That's just for Christmas Eve. 1164 00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,375 I mean, if my beard were really 1165 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,077 that long, I'd never be able to 1166 00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:00,211 make up my mind to go to bed 1167 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,279 with it over or under the 1168 00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:02,280 blanket. 1169 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,314 I get precious little sleep 1170 00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:05,116 as it is. 1171 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:07,118 All right, back to business. 1172 00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:16,027 Now, as I was saying, this is a 1173 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:17,428 precise miniature of North Pole 1174 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:18,563 City. 1175 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,098 Now, I chose this location 1176 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:23,034 because of these ice formations. 1177 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:25,370 Technically called seracs. 1178 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:27,272 Totally conceal our little city 1179 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:29,374 from the sky. 1180 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,142 Now, the Reindeer Zephyr 1181 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,543 ended here. 1182 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,279 All an unwelcome visitor would 1183 00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,314 find is-- is an impenetrable 1184 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:38,049 ice wall. 1185 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:39,117 Our little city is also 1186 00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:40,385 protected by very sophisticated 1187 00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:42,387 anti-radar and electronic 1188 00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:45,123 detection devices. 1189 00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:46,724 Map of the Arctic Circle. 1190 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:49,594 North Pole City is right here. 1191 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,095 Now, your husband's company has 1192 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:53,097 been dynamiting here. 1193 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:54,365 And Ed has advised me 1194 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,700 Mr. Baldwin also intends to 1195 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,402 dynamite here. 1196 00:48:57,402 --> 00:49:00,471 It's referred to as Site B. 1197 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:01,472 That'll be right after the 1198 00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:02,974 New Year. 1199 00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:04,409 As you can see, if he dynamites 1200 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:06,711 there... it'll be the end of 1201 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,346 all of us. 1202 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:11,516 Yes, yes, I-- I can see that. 1203 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:13,451 I knew you would. 1204 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,520 Now, the main oil field 1205 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,754 isn't there. 1206 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:18,156 It isn't? 1207 00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:19,691 No. 1208 00:49:19,691 --> 00:49:23,594 It's over here, on Site A. 1209 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:24,696 They'll just have to keep 1210 00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:27,332 drilling there. 1211 00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:28,466 So, if you'll merely explain 1212 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,701 that to your husband, I'm sure 1213 00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:32,136 he'll change his plans. 1214 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,615 Explain it to him? 1215 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:46,351 Be honest with me. 1216 00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:47,352 You haven't believed a word 1217 00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:49,053 I said. 1218 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:53,691 No, I don't believe you. 1219 00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:54,792 I don't know what you really 1220 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,094 want-- you seem like a very 1221 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:57,462 nice man, and-- and this is 1222 00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:59,530 certainly an incredible place. 1223 00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:01,766 But, I mean, let's face it. 1224 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,534 Santa Claus is a mythological 1225 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:04,635 figure. 1226 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,270 I mean, you know there's no such 1227 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,605 person as Santa Claus. 1228 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:08,573 There never has been, and there 1229 00:50:08,573 --> 00:50:09,640 never will be. 1230 00:50:10,742 --> 00:50:12,176 Martha's gonna be very shocked 1231 00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:14,178 to learn that. 1232 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:15,513 Well, I guess I'll just have to 1233 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,481 prove it to you then. 1234 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,649 I really wish you could. 1235 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,551 Why don't we sit down? 1236 00:50:23,087 --> 00:50:23,755 There you go. 1237 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:25,757 Thank you. 1238 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,795 Now there, let's see. 1239 00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:32,196 It was Christmas Eve, 1240 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:33,197 you were five-- 1241 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,599 no, no, you were six, 1242 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:37,535 living in Houston, Texas. 1243 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,404 Houston, that-- that's right. 1244 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,139 Mm-hmm. 1245 00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:42,273 You sneaked in and caught me 1246 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:45,276 under the tree. 1247 00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:47,745 How would you know that? 1248 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:48,813 I mean, I thought that was my 1249 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,515 grandfather. 1250 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,150 Your father was very ill at 1251 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:55,119 the time. 1252 00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:56,454 Yeah, he-- he died 1253 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:57,688 three months later. 1254 00:50:57,688 --> 00:51:01,359 I know that. 1255 00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:02,560 You remember that Christmas Eve 1256 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,728 very clearly then, don't you, 1257 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:06,531 Claudia? 1258 00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:08,699 Yes. 1259 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:09,767 You asked me to trade your 1260 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:12,570 gifts for a fishing rod you had 1261 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,172 seen at Abercrombie and Fitch, 1262 00:51:14,172 --> 00:51:16,841 I believe. 1263 00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:18,276 It was there Christmas morning, 1264 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,845 Claudia, wasn't it? 1265 00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,213 With a big green ribbon around 1266 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,182 it... 1267 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:25,450 and a little reindeer card that 1268 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:31,122 said, "To Dad: Love, Claudia. 1269 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:32,423 For the best dad a kid could 1270 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:35,326 ever have." 1271 00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:38,129 I... I remember. 1272 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:46,571 Santa... 1273 00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:50,341 I... 1274 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,376 I didn't... 1275 00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:55,246 I didn't believe. 1276 00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:02,253 I... oh, Santa. 1277 00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:06,190 Now, now, now. 1278 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,229 Thank goodness we were able to 1279 00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,930 straighten this thing out. 1280 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:14,699 Excuse me, Papa. 1281 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:16,601 Yeah? 1282 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:20,905 Oscar just brought this 1283 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:22,340 message from the weather 1284 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:23,407 station. 1285 00:52:23,407 --> 00:52:24,642 Ah, I see the weather's 1286 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,677 cleared. 1287 00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:27,745 You know, I was planning on 1288 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:29,213 giving you a tour tomorrow. 1289 00:52:29,213 --> 00:52:30,414 But with the explosions today, 1290 00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:31,482 I think Ed should get you back 1291 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:32,416 immediately. 1292 00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:33,751 I agree. 1293 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:34,819 I know they don't plan on 1294 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:35,953 dynamiting until after the 1295 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,788 First, but I should talk to them 1296 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:38,756 right away. 1297 00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:39,891 I hate to say this, but they 1298 00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,492 may not believe you. 1299 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,327 Oh, of course they will. 1300 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,963 Michael will. 1301 00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:48,766 We've never lied to each other. 1302 00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,868 Well, if you should have any 1303 00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,703 problems... 1304 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:53,571 I'm gonna give you this 1305 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:54,839 prototype of a children's 1306 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,407 communicator that we've been 1307 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:57,275 developing. 1308 00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:58,409 Oh, it's absolutely 1309 00:52:58,409 --> 00:52:59,911 wonderful. 1310 00:52:59,911 --> 00:53:01,245 Children all over the world will 1311 00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:02,780 be able to talk to each other. 1312 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:04,415 And it automatically translates 1313 00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:05,316 for them. 1314 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:06,284 Ed dropped the other 1315 00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,552 prototype and broke it. 1316 00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:08,719 The factory's making-- 1317 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:09,987 making a new one right away. 1318 00:53:09,987 --> 00:53:10,955 It should ready as soon as 1319 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:12,223 possible, then you'll be able to 1320 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,458 contact me any time you wish. 1321 00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,626 And I have something for you 1322 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,694 too, dear. 1323 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:17,695 Please, take it. 1324 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,231 How nice of you. 1325 00:53:20,231 --> 00:53:21,465 Thank you. 1326 00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:23,267 Thank you, Claudia. 1327 00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:24,268 I know I'm leaving this whole 1328 00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:25,970 matter in very good hands. 1329 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,848 Daddy? Daddy? 1330 00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:39,317 Where's Daddy? 1331 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,518 Daddy, we got something to 1332 00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:42,386 tell you! 1333 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,854 Hey, Dad! 1334 00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:45,756 Dad? 1335 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:46,624 Wake up, Dad! 1336 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:49,594 Where are you? 1337 00:53:49,594 --> 00:53:51,462 Oh, thank heavens. 1338 00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:52,697 Thank heavens, are you 1339 00:53:52,697 --> 00:53:53,564 all right? 1340 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,532 We're great-- wait till you 1341 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:55,766 hear about Santa Claus! 1342 00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:57,702 Santa Claus? 1343 00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:59,036 We've been worried to death, 1344 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:00,004 we thought something terrible 1345 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:00,905 had happened. 1346 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,273 Actually, something wonderful 1347 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:03,507 happened-- come here, boy! 1348 00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:04,809 Where's Mr. Baldwin? 1349 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:05,876 Oh, well, he's at the office 1350 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:06,844 waiting for word on the short 1351 00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:07,712 wave. 1352 00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:08,646 You weren't kidnapped? 1353 00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:09,747 Oh, no! 1354 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,382 If you get these guys off to bed 1355 00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:12,416 for me, I'll tell you all about 1356 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,584 everything. 1357 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,819 All right, let's go. 1358 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,487 Come on, come on, let's go! 1359 00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:17,488 Night, Mom! 1360 00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:18,589 I love you! 1361 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,057 Night, love you! 1362 00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:22,493 Sweet dreams. 1363 00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:41,646 ♪♪ 1364 00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:40,004 So, when the weather cleared, 1365 00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:40,971 I thought we had to get back 1366 00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:41,839 right away. 1367 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,040 The kids were furious, I can 1368 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:43,908 tell you. 1369 00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:44,875 They didn't even get to see the 1370 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:45,810 toy factory. 1371 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,111 The toy factory. 1372 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:49,113 Yes! 1373 00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:50,614 Look, let's go to the office 1374 00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:51,816 right now, and I'll show you the 1375 00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:53,517 precise place on Site A where 1376 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:54,819 the field is located. 1377 00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:56,554 Site A? 1378 00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,022 Wait a minute, there's your 1379 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,123 answer! 1380 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,157 Gaylord! 1381 00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:01,692 Gaylord planned this whole thing 1382 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:02,793 to keep us drilling on the wrong 1383 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:03,794 site. 1384 00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:05,396 What's that have to do with 1385 00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:06,630 Santa Claus? 1386 00:56:06,630 --> 00:56:08,032 Claudia, look, you've gotta 1387 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,133 understand this. 1388 00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:11,001 You and the children, you didn't 1389 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:11,969 go anywhere. 1390 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,137 You were obviously given some 1391 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,005 kind of a hallucinogenic drug, 1392 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,073 and you were held right here 1393 00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:17,074 in town. 1394 00:56:17,074 --> 00:56:19,443 I don't believe this. 1395 00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:20,911 You think I dreamt the whole 1396 00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:21,812 thing? 1397 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,114 It does seem the best 1398 00:56:23,114 --> 00:56:24,815 rational explanation. 1399 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,851 I mean, darling, a remote 1400 00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,153 controlled reindeer sleigh? 1401 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,722 A candy cane phone? 1402 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,023 Well, then, what about this? 1403 00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,725 Santa will tell you himself. 1404 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,494 Fine, let-- let's call him 1405 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:37,928 right now. 1406 00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:39,964 Don't treat me like a child. 1407 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,132 I told you, his communicator 1408 00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,200 is broken! 1409 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,508 I see. 1410 00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:54,578 And I bought the candy and the 1411 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,213 Christmas ornament at the store? 1412 00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:57,948 Darling, nobody can slow 1413 00:56:57,948 --> 00:56:59,550 time, it's a scientific 1414 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:00,851 impossibility. 1415 00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:02,553 And-- and the city you described 1416 00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:04,088 can't possibly exist in the 1417 00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:04,989 Arctic Circle. 1418 00:57:04,989 --> 00:57:06,457 Don't you understand? 1419 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:09,760 Claudia, you were drugged. 1420 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,596 Well... 1421 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:13,764 Santa said you might not 1422 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:16,167 believe me, but... 1423 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,735 it never occurred to me that 1424 00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:21,238 you wouldn't believe me. 1425 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,573 I don't know how I feel right 1426 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:23,774 now, but I don't wanna discuss 1427 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,943 it any further tonight. 1428 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,178 I'm very tired, and I want to 1429 00:57:27,178 --> 00:57:28,646 go to bed. 1430 00:57:28,646 --> 00:57:30,848 Excuse me. 1431 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,683 Honey, what matters is that 1432 00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:34,151 you and the children are back 1433 00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:36,954 and safe. 1434 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,489 The fact that I never lied to 1435 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:39,623 you isn't enough, is it, 1436 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:42,726 Michael? 1437 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:43,794 Sumner and I are flying up 1438 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,229 to Site B at dawn. 1439 00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:46,197 I'll be back in time to have 1440 00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:48,065 lunch with you. 1441 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:49,600 Fine. 1442 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,180 But I wanna go with you. 1443 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,648 I told you, you can't. 1444 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,616 Do you wanna worry Dad 1445 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:06,750 all over again? 1446 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,053 No, but you should tell Mom. 1447 00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,554 If we do, then Dad won't let 1448 00:58:10,554 --> 00:58:11,922 any of us go. 1449 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,557 So, you see, someone has to stay 1450 00:58:13,557 --> 00:58:14,592 here. 1451 00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:15,993 Yeah, but why does it always 1452 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:17,695 have to be the youngest? 1453 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,563 Anyway, I don't know why they 1454 00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:20,798 won't believe us. 1455 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:21,866 You heard Mr. Murdock talking 1456 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:22,867 to Dad. 1457 00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:23,934 They think we've been given some 1458 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:25,669 kind of hallucinogenic drug. 1459 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:26,804 What's a hallu...? 1460 00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:27,771 It's a drug that makes you 1461 00:58:27,771 --> 00:58:28,739 imagine things. 1462 00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:30,140 That's dumb. 1463 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,242 Santa wouldn't give us anything 1464 00:58:31,242 --> 00:58:32,176 like that. 1465 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,244 I know! 1466 00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:34,678 But right now, there's no way to 1467 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:35,846 make Dad and Mr. Murdock believe 1468 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:36,780 any differently. 1469 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:37,915 We can when Mom talks to 1470 00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:38,883 Santa on the children's 1471 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:40,117 communicator. 1472 00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:41,185 By that time, with all the 1473 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,586 dynamiting, there might not be 1474 00:58:42,586 --> 00:58:43,787 any North Pole City. 1475 00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:44,955 Why do we have to go over to 1476 00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:46,257 IRC and take the company's 1477 00:58:46,257 --> 00:58:47,224 snowmobile? 1478 00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:49,059 Why can't we just take ours? 1479 00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:49,960 Ours doesn't have a large 1480 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:50,895 enough fuel capacity, 1481 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:51,962 that's why. 1482 00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:55,633 Okay, Dad and Mr. Murdock have 1483 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:56,634 taken off. 1484 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:58,035 Let's go. 1485 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,972 ♪♪ 1486 00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:20,824 Okay... North Pole City 1487 00:59:20,824 --> 00:59:22,159 should be right here. 1488 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:23,360 All we have to do is locate the 1489 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,328 entrance. 1490 00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:25,663 Yeah, but what if we can't 1491 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,031 find it? 1492 00:59:27,031 --> 00:59:28,666 Well, we'll still have more 1493 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:29,700 than enough fuel to get back to 1494 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:33,671 Site B, which is right here. 1495 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,639 Are you sure we have everything? 1496 00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:36,774 The sextant? 1497 00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:37,808 Yes. 1498 00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:38,943 Extra batteries? 1499 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,945 Yeah, and the sandwiches. 1500 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,913 Okay. 1501 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,949 Let's get going. 1502 00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:48,953 ♪♪ 1503 01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:21,018 Okay, everybody! 1504 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,354 Breakfast is on the table! 1505 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:29,760 Hey! 1506 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,067 Marianne? 1507 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:38,969 David? 1508 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,441 Where is everyone? 1509 01:00:44,441 --> 01:00:45,442 They went to warn 1510 01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:46,777 Santa Claus. 1511 01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:48,812 They left two hours ago. 1512 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,347 What? What do you mean? 1513 01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:51,849 They left right after Dad 1514 01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:53,250 and Mr. Murdock. 1515 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,284 They took one of Dad's 1516 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:55,853 snowmobiles. 1517 01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:57,121 They had to, Mom, they just 1518 01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:58,255 had to. 1519 01:00:58,255 --> 01:00:59,923 No one believes us. 1520 01:00:59,923 --> 01:01:02,426 No. 1521 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,397 Base to Apple Charlie Three? 1522 01:01:06,397 --> 01:01:08,265 Base to Apple Charlie Three. 1523 01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,972 This is an emergency. 1524 01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:16,340 Base to Apple Charlie Three, 1525 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,175 come in, please. 1526 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,910 We're jamming again. 1527 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:21,311 But we should be operational 1528 01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,312 soon. 1529 01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:23,380 When? When? 1530 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,082 When can you start dynamiting? 1531 01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:26,116 Tomorrow. 1532 01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:27,418 Right on schedule-- 1533 01:01:27,418 --> 01:01:29,920 December 24th. 1534 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,189 Base to Apple Charlie Three. 1535 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,292 I'm afraid they're out on the 1536 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,995 site someplace. 1537 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:39,296 I'll get the plane. 1538 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:40,431 I'll go with you. 1539 01:01:40,431 --> 01:01:41,398 No, you keep trying to reach 1540 01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:42,332 Michael-- tell him what 1541 01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:43,300 happened, and to get my flight 1542 01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:47,137 plan from the center. 1543 01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:48,505 Base to Apple Charlie Three. 1544 01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:50,340 Base to Apple Charlie Three. 1545 01:02:02,453 --> 01:02:03,987 I estimate we have about 1546 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:05,055 another hour. 1547 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,090 Then we can start searching for 1548 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:07,825 the entrance. 1549 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:14,298 ♪♪ 1550 01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,295 I've sighted snowmobile 1551 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:47,197 tracks, it must be them. 1552 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,032 Good, give me your position. 1553 01:02:49,032 --> 01:02:50,134 Eight-two miles north of 1554 01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:51,869 V.O.R. heading three-five-seven 1555 01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:52,836 degrees. 1556 01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:53,804 As soon as I can reach 1557 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:55,572 Mr. Baldwin, I'll tell him. 1558 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:01,145 The ice fog is almost on us 1559 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:02,513 and we're lost! 1560 01:03:02,513 --> 01:03:05,115 ♪♪ 1561 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:15,559 They're in an ice fog. 1562 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:16,593 I'm gonna land and go in 1563 01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:17,861 on foot. 1564 01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,463 I'm now one-five-zero miles 1565 01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:20,998 from the V.O.R., still heading 1566 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:23,233 three-five-seven degrees. 1567 01:03:26,436 --> 01:03:30,440 ♪♪ 1568 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:42,986 Help! Help! 1569 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,388 Whoever just landed! 1570 01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:45,389 Over here! 1571 01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:48,292 We can't see anything! 1572 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:50,194 David! Marianne! 1573 01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:52,229 Just stay where you are! 1574 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:54,464 It's Mommy, I'm coming! 1575 01:04:19,923 --> 01:04:21,158 We're almost over her last 1576 01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,259 reported position now, 1577 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,961 Mr. Baldwin. 1578 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:25,996 But, uh, there's no way 1579 01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:29,199 we're gonna find her in this. 1580 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,167 How long can she last 1581 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:31,134 out here? 1582 01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,203 Well, atmosphere conditions 1583 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,504 remain the way they are now, 1584 01:04:34,504 --> 01:04:37,674 maybe a week. 1585 01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:38,675 Well, let's get back to 1586 01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:39,543 Site B. 1587 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:41,044 Okay. 1588 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:42,379 I wanna get as many surface 1589 01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,314 vehicles in here as possible. 1590 01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,450 I was so scared! 1591 01:04:46,450 --> 01:04:48,318 How did you find us? 1592 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,286 We were lucky we fixed the 1593 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,387 children's communicator so 1594 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:51,255 quickly. 1595 01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:52,222 When we heard your calls on it, 1596 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,190 I just followed the signal into 1597 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:54,491 the ice fog. 1598 01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:01,064 Santa's coming! 1599 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:02,532 Santa's coming! 1600 01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:03,533 Santa's coming! 1601 01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:07,004 Santa Claus is coming! 1602 01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,972 Wow, that ice fog seems to be 1603 01:05:08,972 --> 01:05:10,374 getting worse and worse. 1604 01:05:10,374 --> 01:05:11,642 Reminds me of the one we had in 1605 01:05:11,642 --> 01:05:12,943 1803. 1606 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:14,278 That one socked us up so badly, 1607 01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:15,312 I wasn't able to make my 1608 01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:17,414 deliveries until December 27th. 1609 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,715 Really botched up Christmas that 1610 01:05:18,715 --> 01:05:21,652 year, I can tell you. 1611 01:05:21,652 --> 01:05:24,187 Oh... the dynamiting has been 1612 01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:26,123 cancelled, hasn't it? 1613 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:27,324 I'm afraid not. 1614 01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:29,459 As far as I know... 1615 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,161 they plan on clearing Site B 1616 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,362 right after the New Year. 1617 01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:34,564 I told you, no one believed us. 1618 01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:36,433 I see. 1619 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,602 Well then... I'm just gonna have 1620 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:39,603 to do what I should have done 1621 01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:42,105 in the first place... 1622 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,508 prove it to Michael myself. 1623 01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:46,143 Where's Ed? 1624 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:47,377 Ed? 1625 01:05:57,521 --> 01:05:58,622 We should be ready to blast 1626 01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:00,023 those jams about 4:00 1627 01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:01,158 tomorrow afternoon. 1628 01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:02,025 Good. 1629 01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:03,293 I'm going back into town. 1630 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,761 Listen, if you talk to Michael, 1631 01:06:04,761 --> 01:06:06,063 tell him I asked about his 1632 01:06:06,063 --> 01:06:07,030 family, huh? 1633 01:06:07,030 --> 01:06:09,599 Yeah, yeah. 1634 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,001 I sure hope he finds 'em. 1635 01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:12,135 Let's face it, Craig, he 1636 01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:15,672 doesn't have much of a chance. 1637 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,207 Are you coming back tomorrow? 1638 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,075 No. 1639 01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:18,742 Well, you're gonna miss a 1640 01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:20,210 terrific explosion. 1641 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:21,345 We're setting off so much 1642 01:06:21,345 --> 01:06:22,779 dynamite, it's gonna look like 1643 01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:24,314 an atomic bomb. 1644 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,649 Okay, Jack. 1645 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:26,717 Get up on the people 1646 01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:28,218 transporter, Ed. 1647 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:29,419 I'm gonna beam you over to the 1648 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:30,487 weather station. 1649 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,555 I want hourly reports on that 1650 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:34,424 ice fog. 1651 01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:35,459 Ready, Santa. 1652 01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:58,048 Incredible! 1653 01:06:58,048 --> 01:06:58,715 What? 1654 01:06:58,715 --> 01:07:00,550 Absolutely incredible! 1655 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:01,651 Ed told me you wanted to know 1656 01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:02,719 how I delivered presents to 1657 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:05,055 inaccessible locations. 1658 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:07,090 Well, that's how it's done. 1659 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,692 Set my controls, jump on the 1660 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,060 platform with the presents, 1661 01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:11,161 and quick as a wink, I'm whisked 1662 01:07:11,161 --> 01:07:12,696 inside right next to the tree. 1663 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:15,766 Come on, Donner, come on. 1664 01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:22,105 Donner? Blitzen? 1665 01:07:22,105 --> 01:07:24,141 Dasher and Dancer? 1666 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:25,809 I still don't believe it! 1667 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:27,310 Just like the poem! 1668 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,512 "The Night Before Christmas," 1669 01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:29,646 one of my favorites. 1670 01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:30,614 Named all of my reindeer after 1671 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:31,581 that poem. 1672 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:32,549 Can they really fly when 1673 01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:33,517 they have to? 1674 01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:35,185 Oh, every Christmas Eve. 1675 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,219 That is, with the help of their 1676 01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:38,388 anti-gravitational harnesses. 1677 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,589 Well, actually, my sleigh has 1678 01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:40,724 been completely self-propelled 1679 01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:41,725 for many years. 1680 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:42,659 Of course, the reindeer don't 1681 01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:43,593 know that. 1682 01:07:43,593 --> 01:07:44,594 Well, it'd break their little 1683 01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:45,529 hearts if they didn't pull it 1684 01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:48,098 on Christmas Eve. 1685 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:49,433 The people transporter-- 1686 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,401 maybe you could just beam us 1687 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:52,302 back home. 1688 01:07:52,302 --> 01:07:54,137 I'm afraid not, Claudia. 1689 01:07:54,137 --> 01:07:55,205 Doesn't have anywhere near that 1690 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,406 kind of range. 1691 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:58,108 Well, let's get over to the 1692 01:07:58,108 --> 01:07:59,309 chalet and have Martha set you 1693 01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:00,243 up for the night. 1694 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:01,111 Okay. 1695 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:02,379 You kids must be hungry. 1696 01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:32,576 You didn't find them, 1697 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,812 did you? 1698 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:37,547 No, but we will. 1699 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:38,748 I have search parties working 1700 01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,150 around the clock. 1701 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:41,585 Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Murdock 1702 01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:42,652 asked me to tell you to meet him 1703 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:43,687 at the hotel as soon as you 1704 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:47,324 got in. 1705 01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:51,328 ♪♪ 1706 01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:06,743 Dad? 1707 01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:08,478 Yes, son? 1708 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,847 I really hate Mr. Murdock. 1709 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:13,250 If he believed Mom and us, 1710 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,185 none of this would've happened. 1711 01:09:15,185 --> 01:09:16,786 Now, don't start that again. 1712 01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:18,655 But it did happen. 1713 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:21,791 Why won't you believe me? 1714 01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,727 For once and for all, 1715 01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:26,963 there is no Santa Claus. 1716 01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:28,965 There's no elves, there's no 1717 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:31,635 Mrs. Claus, there's no... 1718 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:33,503 time machine. 1719 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,705 Then, what did happen? 1720 01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:37,641 You were all drugged. 1721 01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:39,709 A bad man by the name of Gaylord 1722 01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:41,811 drugged all of you, and then 1723 01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:43,680 you had some funny dreams. 1724 01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:52,556 Now, get to sleep. 1725 01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:53,690 We have to get up very early 1726 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,892 in the morning. 1727 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:08,972 ♪♪ 1728 01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:27,924 Are you still working for me? 1729 01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:28,892 Yeah. 1730 01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:30,660 Didn't you get my message? 1731 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,962 I did, I thought it could 1732 01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:33,663 wait till morning. 1733 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:34,864 Anyway, I didn't wanna leave 1734 01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:35,966 my son alone. 1735 01:10:35,966 --> 01:10:36,900 Look, I know what you're 1736 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,034 going through, but back off, 1737 01:10:38,034 --> 01:10:41,304 kid, will you, please? 1738 01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:42,639 I got problems of my own. 1739 01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:44,007 I'm flying out of here tomorrow 1740 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:45,809 to meet Mr. Idiot Fred Haley on 1741 01:10:45,809 --> 01:10:47,310 that Kenya mess. 1742 01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:48,411 I'll be back late tomorrow 1743 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:49,279 night. 1744 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:50,380 I want to know right now, just 1745 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,015 how long do you plan on going on 1746 01:10:52,015 --> 01:10:52,949 with this search? 1747 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:54,317 Until I know one way or 1748 01:10:54,317 --> 01:10:55,385 the other! 1749 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,587 50 men on my payroll, till 1750 01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:00,824 you know one way or the other. 1751 01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:01,825 You got till tomorrow, 1752 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:03,994 and that's it. 1753 01:11:03,994 --> 01:11:06,029 Sumner... 1754 01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:08,465 You don't take any 1755 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,532 responsibility for all this, 1756 01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:10,700 do you? 1757 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:12,602 C.B. is right. 1758 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:15,472 You were too tough on Claudia. 1759 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:16,640 What are you talking about? 1760 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,574 You know what I'm talking 1761 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:18,508 about, you were too tough 1762 01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:19,376 on her! 1763 01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:20,510 Realistic, not tough! 1764 01:11:20,510 --> 01:11:23,413 Just as realistic as you were. 1765 01:11:23,413 --> 01:11:24,748 Now, I mean it, kid. 1766 01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:25,882 You've got till the end of the 1767 01:11:25,882 --> 01:11:28,551 day tomorrow, period. 1768 01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,696 ♪ ...jingle bells 1769 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:42,465 ♪ Jingle all the way 1770 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,601 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride 1771 01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:47,671 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh 1772 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:50,073 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells 1773 01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:52,709 ♪ Jingle all the way 1774 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:53,843 ♪ Oh, what fun 1775 01:11:53,843 --> 01:11:54,911 ♪ It is to ride... 1776 01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:00,116 Well, good morning, 1777 01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:01,384 good morning, good morning! 1778 01:12:01,384 --> 01:12:02,419 Hello! 1779 01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:03,420 How did all of you sleep? 1780 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,454 Well, I would've slept a lot 1781 01:12:04,454 --> 01:12:05,422 better if everyone knew 1782 01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:06,389 we were safe. 1783 01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:07,724 I know how you feel, Claudia. 1784 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,758 Well, I sure hope we have our 1785 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:09,893 communication system working 1786 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:10,894 this morning. 1787 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:11,895 That ice fog better lift 1788 01:12:11,895 --> 01:12:12,929 by this afternoon. 1789 01:12:12,929 --> 01:12:14,431 Boy, am I hungry. 1790 01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:15,398 Now, we're going to have to 1791 01:12:15,398 --> 01:12:16,733 rush our breakfast this morning. 1792 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:17,934 That's right, we've got a lot 1793 01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:19,402 to do before I start making my 1794 01:12:19,402 --> 01:12:20,136 deliveries tonight. 1795 01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:21,037 Mmm! 1796 01:12:21,037 --> 01:12:22,972 If I can make them. 1797 01:12:55,105 --> 01:12:57,073 Here he is, Harold. 1798 01:12:57,073 --> 01:13:00,744 It's Faulkner about Site A. 1799 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:01,778 He just missed you at 1800 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:03,513 the office. 1801 01:13:03,513 --> 01:13:04,514 Yeah, Harold? 1802 01:13:04,514 --> 01:13:06,449 The rigs are still jammed. 1803 01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:07,183 We're gonna have to dynamite 1804 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:08,818 again, Mike. 1805 01:13:08,818 --> 01:13:10,019 If Murdock finds out I'm 1806 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:11,688 dynamiting at Site A again, 1807 01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:12,655 he'll know I'm not following 1808 01:13:12,655 --> 01:13:13,690 his orders. 1809 01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:14,924 That's for sure. 1810 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:16,092 I think we better follow his 1811 01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:19,062 orders and abandon the site. 1812 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,931 No, go ahead and dynamite. 1813 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:22,999 Okay. 1814 01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:24,734 And Harold? 1815 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:27,170 Yep? 1816 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:28,138 I didn't tell you about 1817 01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:29,038 Murdock's orders. 1818 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:30,807 Over and out. 1819 01:13:30,807 --> 01:13:33,143 Thanks. 1820 01:13:33,143 --> 01:13:34,511 But we're gonna find them 1821 01:13:34,511 --> 01:13:36,679 this time, Dad, I know we are! 1822 01:13:36,679 --> 01:13:38,448 Yeah, I think so too, son. 1823 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:39,983 I'm praying we do. 1824 01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:41,084 They've gotta be there. 1825 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,919 That's where Mom landed. 1826 01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:44,120 We're doing everything 1827 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,455 we can. 1828 01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,756 No, you're not. 1829 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:47,991 You're gonna blow up North Pole 1830 01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:50,126 City today for no reason, 1831 01:13:50,126 --> 01:13:52,929 and maybe that's where they are. 1832 01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:05,141 You're gonna ruin Christmas 1833 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:08,478 forever! 1834 01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,060 What is that?! 1835 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:25,195 I've never seen anything 1836 01:14:25,195 --> 01:14:26,596 so huge! 1837 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:27,664 That's one of my storage 1838 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,265 satellites, David. 1839 01:14:29,265 --> 01:14:31,067 I'm usually responsible for all 1840 01:14:31,067 --> 01:14:32,135 those UFO sightings 1841 01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:33,136 on Christmas Eve. 1842 01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:35,038 Storage satellites? 1843 01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:36,139 That's right, Marianne. 1844 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:37,941 Each satellite contains all the 1845 01:14:37,941 --> 01:14:41,110 presents for one area. 1846 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:42,178 Now then, with the amount of 1847 01:14:42,178 --> 01:14:43,279 children in the world today, 1848 01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:44,681 I couldn't possibly fly back and 1849 01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:45,582 forth like I used to, 1850 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:46,249 now, could I? 1851 01:14:46,249 --> 01:14:47,116 No! 1852 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:47,984 Of course not! 1853 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,052 This way, I can reload 1854 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,653 on the spot. 1855 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,055 There you go. 1856 01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:53,990 Good. 1857 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:07,604 Hello, hello, hello, hello! 1858 01:15:07,604 --> 01:15:08,838 This is Dr. Fernando, head of 1859 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:09,973 our research and development, 1860 01:15:09,973 --> 01:15:11,574 and manager of our toy factory. 1861 01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:13,776 I'm delighted! I'm delighted! 1862 01:15:13,776 --> 01:15:14,744 How's the loading of the 1863 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:15,979 satellites coming, Dr. Fernando? 1864 01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,013 Excellent! 1865 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,882 Ten of them are already loaded, 1866 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:19,983 ten of them! 1867 01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:20,917 Good, good. 1868 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:23,253 What's really good is PAL! 1869 01:15:23,253 --> 01:15:25,088 The first production model came 1870 01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:26,890 off the line this morning. 1871 01:15:26,890 --> 01:15:28,625 Wait here, wait here! 1872 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:29,826 I'll show you! 1873 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,094 Wait here! 1874 01:15:31,094 --> 01:15:32,328 PAL is our favorite new toy 1875 01:15:32,328 --> 01:15:36,132 for Christmas future. 1876 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:44,874 Hello, PAL! 1877 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,342 Hello. 1878 01:15:46,342 --> 01:15:47,977 I'm Marianne. 1879 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,646 Hello, Marianne, do you know 1880 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:50,313 any jokes? 1881 01:15:50,313 --> 01:15:51,748 I know a riddle. 1882 01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:53,616 Riddles-- oh, I love riddles. 1883 01:15:53,616 --> 01:15:54,784 Ask me one. 1884 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,753 Okay, let me see. 1885 01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:57,987 What's black and white and has 1886 01:15:57,987 --> 01:15:59,722 16 wheels? 1887 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,824 A zebra on roller skates. 1888 01:16:01,824 --> 01:16:02,759 Right! 1889 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:03,860 How did you know that? 1890 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:05,862 Because I have over 100 1891 01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:08,231 riddles stored in my memory. 1892 01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:09,933 Among other things, the PAL 1893 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:11,367 has been designed to help you 1894 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:12,368 with your homework. 1895 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:13,970 Oh, yes! 1896 01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:14,871 But it won't give you 1897 01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:15,972 the answers. 1898 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,041 No, no. Oh, no. 1899 01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:19,142 It won't! 1900 01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:21,277 Positively not! 1901 01:16:21,277 --> 01:16:24,647 It helps, but it will not cheat! 1902 01:16:24,647 --> 01:16:25,882 Well, Dr. Fernando, I'll join 1903 01:16:25,882 --> 01:16:27,050 these folks for a quick look at 1904 01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:28,184 the factory, and then I've gotta 1905 01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:29,319 get over to the stables and do a 1906 01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,020 final preflight on my sleigh. 1907 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,021 Yes, yes. 1908 01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:33,690 Of course, absolutely. 1909 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:02,118 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1910 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,052 ♪ Christmas Eve 1911 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:03,987 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1912 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:04,887 ♪ Christmas Eve 1913 01:17:04,887 --> 01:17:05,855 ♪ And it's gotta be made 1914 01:17:05,855 --> 01:17:07,991 ♪ With love 1915 01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:09,892 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1916 01:17:09,892 --> 01:17:10,927 ♪ Christmas Eve 1917 01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:11,828 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1918 01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:12,795 ♪ Christmas Eve 1919 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:13,763 ♪ And it's gotta be made 1920 01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:16,432 ♪ With love 1921 01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:17,700 ♪ Put a pedal on the bike 1922 01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:18,935 ♪ Put a smile on the doggy 1923 01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:19,869 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1924 01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:20,803 ♪ Christmas Eve 1925 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:21,871 ♪ Put your heart in your work 1926 01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:22,972 ♪ Keep the old man tidy 1927 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:23,873 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1928 01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:24,807 ♪ Christmas Eve 1929 01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:26,709 ♪ We build dreams to fly 1930 01:17:26,709 --> 01:17:29,412 ♪ On Christmas morning 1931 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:30,680 ♪ And it's gotta be made 1932 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,348 ♪ With love 1933 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:35,451 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1934 01:17:35,451 --> 01:17:38,788 ♪ Christmas Eve 1935 01:17:38,788 --> 01:17:39,756 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1936 01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:42,458 ♪ Christmas Eve 1937 01:17:42,458 --> 01:17:43,693 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1938 01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:46,429 ♪ Christmas Eve 1939 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:47,463 ♪ Gotta be ready by 1940 01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:50,233 ♪ Christmas Eve 1941 01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:51,300 ♪ And it's gotta be made 1942 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,336 ♪ With love ♪ 1943 01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:56,272 The 11th satellite is almost 1944 01:17:56,272 --> 01:17:57,206 loaded. 1945 01:17:57,206 --> 01:17:58,875 Wonderful! Wonderful! 1946 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,143 The 11th satellite is almost 1947 01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:01,177 loaded! 1948 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:02,712 Almost loaded! 1949 01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:03,780 You'll be able to take off 1950 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:05,815 right on schedule, Santa! 1951 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,216 Good, good! 1952 01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:09,819 Santa? 1953 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:12,088 Santa! 1954 01:18:12,088 --> 01:18:13,790 The ice fog's lifting. 1955 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:14,824 Wonderful! 1956 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,092 Just in time too. 1957 01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:23,032 Wowee! 1958 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,167 Oh, no, they're starting to 1959 01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,101 dynamite again. 1960 01:18:25,101 --> 01:18:26,903 Then it must be on Site A. 1961 01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:27,970 I hate to tell you this, 1962 01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:29,372 Santa, but Jim in the radar room 1963 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:31,007 is picking up a lot of activity 1964 01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:32,275 on Site B too. 1965 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:33,376 What kind of activity? 1966 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:34,510 He thinks they're large 1967 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:36,245 vehicles-- a whole bunch of 1968 01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:38,114 large vehicles moving in there. 1969 01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:41,150 What are they? 1970 01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:43,753 Explosive carriers. 1971 01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:45,054 Oh, no, they're not gonna 1972 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,756 dynamite there on Christmas Eve, 1973 01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:47,423 are they? 1974 01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:51,427 ♪♪ 1975 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,069 3:25. 1976 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,437 We'll blast in 35 minutes. 1977 01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:02,438 Tell all the men to clear the 1978 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:03,406 site, it'll be a go 1979 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:05,174 at 4:00 sharp. 1980 01:19:05,174 --> 01:19:07,343 Yes, sir. 1981 01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:11,347 ♪♪ 1982 01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,278 Son. 1983 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:45,815 We're gonna go right back up and 1984 01:19:45,815 --> 01:19:49,418 search again tomorrow. 1985 01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:50,553 We've got to find them, 1986 01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:51,554 Daddy. 1987 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:55,424 We've just got to. 1988 01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:56,526 I'm gonna go over and drop 1989 01:19:56,526 --> 01:19:57,493 these papers off at 1990 01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:59,462 Mr. Murdock's hotel. 1991 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,597 I'll be right back. 1992 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:03,232 Dad? 1993 01:20:03,232 --> 01:20:06,369 Yeah? 1994 01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:08,104 Oh, never mind. 1995 01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:30,259 Hello? 1996 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:31,194 Thank you, operator. 1997 01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:32,361 Hello? 1998 01:20:32,361 --> 01:20:33,462 Hello, C.B.? 1999 01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:35,097 Where's your father? 2000 01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:37,066 He's on his way to the hotel. 2001 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:38,267 Well, try and catch him. 2002 01:20:38,267 --> 01:20:39,435 One of the rigs just came in on 2003 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:41,037 Site A, and it looks like we hit 2004 01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:42,205 the biggest damn oil field 2005 01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:44,240 you ever saw. 2006 01:20:53,082 --> 01:20:54,650 Daddy! 2007 01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:58,421 Daddy! 2008 01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,325 Daddy! Daddy! 2009 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,293 Mr. Faulkner's on the phone. 2010 01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:06,195 There's oil on Site A-- 2011 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,396 "the biggest damn oil field 2012 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,965 you ever saw!" 2013 01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:09,899 I knew it! 2014 01:21:09,899 --> 01:21:11,267 I knew we'd hit oil there! 2015 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:13,002 But don't you see? 2016 01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:14,403 That proves Mom's right about 2017 01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:15,504 Santa Claus! 2018 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:17,373 The oil's exactly where he said 2019 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:18,341 it was. 2020 01:21:18,341 --> 01:21:20,443 Not near North Pole City. 2021 01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:21,611 It proves there's oil on 2022 01:21:21,611 --> 01:21:23,613 Site A, that's all. 2023 01:21:23,613 --> 01:21:24,947 But you don't see? 2024 01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:26,082 You believed it was there, 2025 01:21:26,082 --> 01:21:28,317 and you were right! 2026 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:32,922 Six minutes. 2027 01:21:38,361 --> 01:21:39,996 Counting down, five minutes, 2028 01:21:39,996 --> 01:21:41,664 54 seconds. 2029 01:21:41,664 --> 01:21:44,166 Dad, please listen to me! 2030 01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:45,534 I promise to never ask you for 2031 01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:47,003 anything again! 2032 01:21:47,003 --> 01:21:49,105 I promise! I promise! 2033 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:51,440 Please, listen to me! 2034 01:21:55,611 --> 01:21:56,679 I guess I haven't listened to 2035 01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:57,947 you much lately, have I? 2036 01:21:57,947 --> 01:21:59,615 No, Dad! 2037 01:21:59,615 --> 01:22:02,285 All right, I'm listening. 2038 01:22:02,285 --> 01:22:03,619 If you had believed us about 2039 01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:06,322 Santa Claus, you'd be right too. 2040 01:22:06,322 --> 01:22:07,623 And Santa might have rescued 2041 01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:10,660 Mom, David and Marianne. 2042 01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:12,228 What if they're in North Pole 2043 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:14,397 City when you dynamite Site B? 2044 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,468 Okay. 2045 01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:21,237 I'll cancel the dynamiting until 2046 01:22:21,237 --> 01:22:24,140 we take another look up there. 2047 01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:25,374 Now, you wait for me in the 2048 01:22:25,374 --> 01:22:27,376 house. 2049 01:22:31,347 --> 01:22:33,349 Hello? C.B.? 2050 01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:35,117 Mike? 2051 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:37,086 Anybody! 2052 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:39,488 Two minutes. 2053 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:43,492 Still counting down. 2054 01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,728 One minute, 55 seconds. 2055 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:47,196 Base to Site B, do you read 2056 01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:48,064 me? 2057 01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:51,701 Do you believe this? 2058 01:22:51,701 --> 01:22:53,302 Base to Site B, this is an 2059 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,304 emergency. 2060 01:22:57,373 --> 01:22:59,041 One minute, 30 seconds. 2061 01:22:59,041 --> 01:22:59,709 Terminate the countdown, 2062 01:22:59,709 --> 01:23:00,576 do you read me? 2063 01:23:00,576 --> 01:23:02,011 Terminate the countdown! 2064 01:23:02,011 --> 01:23:03,112 I read you, Mike. 2065 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:05,681 Terminate the countdown. 2066 01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:09,685 ♪♪ 2067 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:26,135 55, 54, 53, 52, 51... 2068 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:34,110 42, 41, 40, 39, 38... 2069 01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:44,086 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 2070 01:23:44,086 --> 01:23:49,725 29, 28, 27, 26, 25... 2071 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:57,133 20, 19, 18, 2072 01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:00,136 17, 16... 2073 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:06,842 This is it. 2074 01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:12,648 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 2075 01:24:12,648 --> 01:24:15,317 Terminate! Terminate! 2076 01:24:15,317 --> 01:24:17,219 Terminate that countdown! 2077 01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:18,187 Stop! 2078 01:24:18,187 --> 01:24:19,755 Michael just radioed. 2079 01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:23,225 We struck the big one on Site A! 2080 01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:33,536 Dad? 2081 01:24:33,536 --> 01:24:35,137 Yes? 2082 01:24:35,137 --> 01:24:36,305 You still don't believe we 2083 01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:40,109 were with Santa Claus, do you? 2084 01:24:40,109 --> 01:24:41,343 I stopped the dynamiting, 2085 01:24:41,343 --> 01:24:42,311 didn't I? 2086 01:24:42,311 --> 01:24:44,180 Yes-- that still doesn't mean 2087 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,148 you believe. 2088 01:24:49,218 --> 01:24:52,154 I wish I could, I really do. 2089 01:24:52,154 --> 01:24:53,589 But it was real, 2090 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,891 I know it was real! 2091 01:24:55,891 --> 01:24:58,894 And if it wasn't, then there's 2092 01:24:58,894 --> 01:25:00,296 no chance that Santa rescued 2093 01:25:00,296 --> 01:25:01,163 them! 2094 01:25:01,163 --> 01:25:02,698 Excuse me? 2095 01:25:02,698 --> 01:25:04,500 Can I get you two something 2096 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,868 before I leave? 2097 01:25:05,868 --> 01:25:07,570 Maybe some ice cream? 2098 01:25:07,570 --> 01:25:10,406 No, thanks. 2099 01:25:10,406 --> 01:25:11,340 Well, I'm off to church 2100 01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:12,308 services. 2101 01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:14,143 I'll see you tomorrow. 2102 01:25:14,143 --> 01:25:17,146 Night, Hedda. 2103 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:22,585 You wanna open one of your 2104 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,420 presents? 2105 01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:30,526 I understand. 2106 01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:32,428 Dad? 2107 01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:34,763 Can I sleep with you tonight? 2108 01:25:34,763 --> 01:25:38,534 Of course you can. 2109 01:25:38,534 --> 01:25:42,538 ♪♪ 2110 01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:52,675 Daddy! Dad! 2111 01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:53,776 Dad! 2112 01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:54,877 What is it? 2113 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:55,811 Wake up, Dad! 2114 01:26:55,811 --> 01:26:58,013 What's the matter? 2115 01:26:58,013 --> 01:27:00,649 Listen. 2116 01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:02,551 What? 2117 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:05,354 The reindeer's bells! 2118 01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:06,755 The reindeer's bells, I know 2119 01:27:06,755 --> 01:27:08,724 I heard them! 2120 01:27:24,373 --> 01:27:26,675 I told you! I told you! 2121 01:27:28,611 --> 01:27:31,714 Oh, God! Claudia, darling! 2122 01:27:33,983 --> 01:27:35,651 Oh, what happened? 2123 01:27:35,651 --> 01:27:36,619 Oh! 2124 01:27:36,619 --> 01:27:37,720 Here, hold this. 2125 01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:38,787 We got to ride in the sleigh, 2126 01:27:38,787 --> 01:27:39,655 C.B.! 2127 01:27:39,655 --> 01:27:41,523 Santa just dropped us off. 2128 01:27:41,523 --> 01:27:43,392 But I wanted to see him. 2129 01:27:43,392 --> 01:27:44,493 He didn't have time. 2130 01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:45,494 Think of all the deliveries 2131 01:27:45,494 --> 01:27:46,428 he has to make. 2132 01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:47,329 What-- what happ-- 2133 01:27:47,329 --> 01:27:48,664 how did-- who-- 2134 01:27:48,664 --> 01:27:49,565 What, what, what? 2135 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:51,300 What happened? 2136 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:52,334 I had Santa Claus' 2137 01:27:52,334 --> 01:27:53,302 communicator with me, and it 2138 01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:54,036 does work. 2139 01:27:54,036 --> 01:27:57,873 So now, maybe you'll believe me. 2140 01:27:57,873 --> 01:27:59,575 I'll never doubt you again. 2141 01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:01,543 I knew it, I knew Santa would 2142 01:28:01,543 --> 01:28:02,578 rescue you. 2143 01:28:02,578 --> 01:28:03,445 Hey! 2144 01:28:03,445 --> 01:28:04,313 You should've seen 2145 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,314 Santa Claus! 2146 01:28:05,314 --> 01:28:07,383 And the reindeer! 2147 01:28:07,383 --> 01:28:08,917 Santa was right about the oil 2148 01:28:08,917 --> 01:28:09,985 too. 2149 01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,720 They discovered it exactly where 2150 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,055 he said it was. 2151 01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:14,923 Oh, I knew you would. 2152 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:16,392 That's wonderful! 2153 01:28:16,392 --> 01:28:17,559 Wow, this is the greatest 2154 01:28:17,559 --> 01:28:18,827 Christmas ever! 2155 01:28:18,827 --> 01:28:19,862 Merry Christmas. 2156 01:28:19,862 --> 01:28:20,796 Merry Christmas. 2157 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:21,930 Merry Christmas. 2158 01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:22,998 Merry Christmas. 2159 01:28:22,998 --> 01:28:25,467 Merry Christmas! 2160 01:28:32,441 --> 01:28:34,610 Merry Christmas. 2161 01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:43,052 Wow, what is that? 2162 01:28:43,052 --> 01:28:44,520 He's a robot, and his name 2163 01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:45,387 is PAL. 2164 01:28:45,387 --> 01:28:46,855 And... he's your Christmas 2165 01:28:46,855 --> 01:28:48,090 present from Santa. 2166 01:29:01,537 --> 01:29:03,072 Hi, Mr. Baldwin. 2167 01:29:03,072 --> 01:29:04,640 You know any riddles? 2168 01:29:08,777 --> 01:29:09,712 Watch it! 2169 01:29:16,452 --> 01:29:17,419 All right, we're gonna have 2170 01:29:17,419 --> 01:29:18,120 this out right now. 2171 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:19,088 Why did you stop clearing 2172 01:29:19,088 --> 01:29:19,955 Site B? 2173 01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:20,823 Excuse me. 2174 01:29:20,823 --> 01:29:23,158 Wait a second. 2175 01:29:23,158 --> 01:29:24,560 Claudia. 2176 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:25,461 Yeah. 2177 01:29:25,461 --> 01:29:26,528 Kids! 2178 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:27,896 So, the search party 2179 01:29:27,896 --> 01:29:28,964 did find you! 2180 01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:30,099 Hi, Mr. Murdock. 2181 01:29:30,099 --> 01:29:31,600 You know any riddles? 2182 01:29:32,735 --> 01:29:34,436 What is that? 2183 01:29:34,436 --> 01:29:35,471 That's a Christmas present 2184 01:29:35,471 --> 01:29:36,705 from Santa Claus. 2185 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,440 What? 2186 01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:39,775 Mommy, come and look at 2187 01:29:39,775 --> 01:29:42,678 these presents. 2188 01:29:42,678 --> 01:29:44,146 Who told you about Site B? 2189 01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:45,614 Uh, Harold Faulkner. 2190 01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:46,915 I radioed him from the office 2191 01:29:46,915 --> 01:29:48,050 as soon as I got in. 2192 01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:49,017 Did he tell you anything 2193 01:29:49,017 --> 01:29:50,052 else? 2194 01:29:50,052 --> 01:29:51,086 No, he didn't have a chance. 2195 01:29:51,086 --> 01:29:53,655 I, uh, came right on over here. 2196 01:29:53,655 --> 01:29:55,090 We struck a gigantic field 2197 01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:56,158 on Site A. 2198 01:29:56,158 --> 01:29:57,926 Just where Santa said. 2199 01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,628 You came in on Site A? 2200 01:29:59,628 --> 01:30:00,662 Through no fault of yours, 2201 01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:01,630 Mr. Murdock. 2202 01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:05,634 What is that?! 2203 01:30:09,705 --> 01:30:11,673 That's Santa Claus. 2204 01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:17,045 ♪♪ 2205 01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:39,234 There he is, Sumner. 2206 01:30:39,234 --> 01:30:41,170 There he really is. 2207 01:30:44,907 --> 01:30:47,009 I can't believe it. 2208 01:30:47,009 --> 01:30:48,944 Santa Claus! 2209 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:51,747 I can't believe it! 2210 01:30:51,747 --> 01:30:52,681 Goodbye, Santa! 2211 01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:53,615 Thanks for everything! 2212 01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:54,950 See you next year! 2213 01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:56,552 Thank you, Ed. 2214 01:30:56,552 --> 01:30:57,786 Thank you, Ed. 2215 01:30:57,786 --> 01:30:59,655 You're welcome! 2216 01:30:59,655 --> 01:31:01,790 You're welcome! 2217 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,995 Congratulations, Michael. 2218 01:31:06,995 --> 01:31:08,764 You're in for a big promotion. 2219 01:31:08,764 --> 01:31:09,998 You're gonna get a bigger house, 2220 01:31:09,998 --> 01:31:11,533 you're gonna get a big bonus-- 2221 01:31:11,533 --> 01:31:12,835 Thanks, but you can keep the 2222 01:31:12,835 --> 01:31:13,702 promotion. 2223 01:31:13,702 --> 01:31:14,903 Oh, no, no, listen. 2224 01:31:14,903 --> 01:31:16,538 Michael, you deserve it, kid, 2225 01:31:16,538 --> 01:31:17,506 you deserve it! 2226 01:31:17,506 --> 01:31:18,540 I know I do. 2227 01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:19,908 But you can consider this my 2228 01:31:19,908 --> 01:31:21,076 resignation. 2229 01:31:21,076 --> 01:31:22,978 Aw, no. 2230 01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,213 You're gonna think differently 2231 01:31:24,213 --> 01:31:25,547 about it in the morning. 2232 01:31:25,547 --> 01:31:27,749 I'll talk to you then, huh? 2233 01:31:27,749 --> 01:31:29,151 We're all going back to 2234 01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:30,586 Los Angeles permanently 2235 01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:33,722 next week. 2236 01:31:33,722 --> 01:31:37,726 ♪♪ 2237 01:31:40,028 --> 01:31:42,965 ♪ If you believe enough 2238 01:31:42,965 --> 01:31:45,968 ♪ In someone 2239 01:31:45,968 --> 01:31:47,002 ♪ Your love will send 2240 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:51,173 ♪ The spirit flying 2241 01:31:51,173 --> 01:31:52,975 ♪ They might change the future 2242 01:31:52,975 --> 01:31:56,111 ♪ In their newfound wings 2243 01:31:56,111 --> 01:31:57,546 Be good, children! 2244 01:31:57,546 --> 01:31:59,915 ♪ If you believe enough 2245 01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:02,184 Goodbye, Claudia! 2246 01:32:05,654 --> 01:32:08,090 Merry Christmas to all, 2247 01:32:08,090 --> 01:32:12,027 and to all a good night! 2248 01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:13,795 ♪ The love you give will grow 2249 01:32:13,795 --> 01:32:17,299 ♪ Until the whole world sings 2250 01:32:17,299 --> 01:32:22,070 ♪ If you believe enough 2251 01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:26,909 ♪ If you believe enough 2252 01:32:29,177 --> 01:32:33,949 ♪ If you believe ♪ 2253 01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:46,595 ♪ If you believe enough 2254 01:32:46,595 --> 01:32:48,964 ♪ In someone 2255 01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:50,165 ♪ Believe the magic 2256 01:32:50,165 --> 01:32:53,735 ♪ They are trying 2257 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:55,170 ♪ The love you give will grow 2258 01:32:55,170 --> 01:32:57,272 ♪ Until the whole world sings 2259 01:32:57,272 --> 01:33:01,209 ♪ If you believe enough 2260 01:33:01,209 --> 01:33:02,244 ♪ Love has shown us 2261 01:33:02,244 --> 01:33:03,679 ♪ Time can fly, the nights 2262 01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:05,113 ♪ Are seldom long enough 2263 01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:09,217 ♪ Or so it seems 2264 01:33:09,217 --> 01:33:10,886 ♪ But love can also show 2265 01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:12,321 ♪ The world and make the night 2266 01:33:12,321 --> 01:33:13,889 ♪ An endless home for 2267 01:33:13,889 --> 01:33:16,291 ♪ All your dreams 2268 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:18,794 ♪ If you believe enough 2269 01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:21,296 ♪ In someone 2270 01:33:21,296 --> 01:33:22,364 ♪ Your love will send 2271 01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:26,168 ♪ Their spirit flying 2272 01:33:26,168 --> 01:33:27,836 ♪ They might change the future 2273 01:33:27,836 --> 01:33:30,739 ♪ With their newfound wings 2274 01:33:30,739 --> 01:33:34,943 ♪ If you believe ♪138335