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The girl's here. 4 00:01:11,516 --> 00:01:14,246 My noble ancestors believe... 5 00:01:15,554 --> 00:01:20,184 ...a long journey begins, not ends, with the first step. 6 00:01:20,359 --> 00:01:22,020 So let us begin. 7 00:01:22,194 --> 00:01:24,958 Send the message to Senator Dunbar. 8 00:01:49,621 --> 00:01:51,612 [GROWLING] 9 00:01:56,695 --> 00:01:58,595 Welcome to my palace, Miss Dunbar. 10 00:01:58,764 --> 00:02:02,393 RANGOON: Forgive me while I feed an ungrateful servant to my pets. 11 00:02:03,935 --> 00:02:08,463 Perhaps he will find honour in the next world. 12 00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:13,641 [GROWLING] 13 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:21,119 You will have the privilege of speaking to your father. 14 00:02:21,286 --> 00:02:22,981 Come this way. 15 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:32,796 Please be seated. 16 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,798 Tell your father... 17 00:02:39,271 --> 00:02:43,037 ...he must kill his foreign aid bill to Chang Lon by Monday. 18 00:02:43,942 --> 00:02:46,240 Or we will kill you. 19 00:02:49,281 --> 00:02:51,442 - Hello? DUNBAR [ON PHONE]: June? 20 00:02:51,616 --> 00:02:53,550 - June, are you all right? - Daddy? 21 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:56,916 - June, where are you? - Daddy, I... 22 00:02:57,122 --> 00:03:01,388 If you don't stop your aid bill for Chang Lon, they'll kill me. 23 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,192 [GROWLING] 24 00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:10,132 Yes, senator. Karta Rangoon has captured your daughter. 25 00:03:11,536 --> 00:03:14,130 Yes. Yes, senator, we know. 26 00:03:14,306 --> 00:03:18,174 We know she was captured for political reasons and brought to Chang Lon. 27 00:03:19,377 --> 00:03:21,242 No... No, senator. 28 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:24,439 No, we... We can't send troops in there. 29 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,611 But, senator... 30 00:03:28,086 --> 00:03:30,145 Of course. Of course, senator. 31 00:03:30,322 --> 00:03:32,756 We're no longer welcome in that area. 32 00:03:33,191 --> 00:03:35,659 Yes, I realize there's gonna be a war in Chang Lon... 33 00:03:35,827 --> 00:03:37,727 ...if your aid bill is killed. 34 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:39,864 All the necessary steps have been taken. 35 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:44,229 Yes. We've already sent our best operatives into that area. 36 00:03:44,402 --> 00:03:47,838 Yes. Our best men are already on their way there, senator. 37 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:51,041 Yes, we are sending Jones in there. 38 00:03:51,743 --> 00:03:53,540 With our best men. 39 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:57,279 Yes, I know this is a hot potato. 40 00:03:57,449 --> 00:03:59,076 Yes, he's the best man we've got. 41 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:00,843 He's been in that area before. 42 00:04:01,019 --> 00:04:02,816 I... I... 43 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:05,984 I suppose that's true. 44 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:09,184 Karta Rangoon is a dangerous adversary. 45 00:04:09,361 --> 00:04:13,764 Yes, I realise he's using this kidnapping as a definite political device against us. 46 00:04:13,932 --> 00:04:15,297 But, senator, I... 47 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:17,560 [DUNBAR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE] 48 00:04:18,403 --> 00:04:19,427 GENERAL: I... 49 00:04:20,205 --> 00:04:23,299 [DUNBAR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE] 50 00:04:24,276 --> 00:04:26,141 I... I'm... 51 00:04:26,311 --> 00:04:30,839 [DUNBAR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE] 52 00:04:31,683 --> 00:04:33,446 GENERAL: But, senator... 53 00:04:34,286 --> 00:04:37,778 [DUNBAR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE] 54 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:40,085 GENERAL: I... I... 55 00:04:42,561 --> 00:04:46,622 We'll bring you news of your daughter as soon as we hear from our men in Chang Lon. 56 00:04:46,798 --> 00:04:50,290 We're in constant contact with them and they inform us of their every move. 57 00:04:50,468 --> 00:04:53,835 Yeah, he knows Chang Lon better than anyone else we've got. 58 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:56,033 Well, we... 59 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,641 Yes. 60 00:04:57,909 --> 00:04:58,933 No. 61 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:02,170 We'll inform you about everything that comes in through Chang Lon. 62 00:05:02,347 --> 00:05:03,609 Yes, sir. 63 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:07,448 Where the hell is Chang Lon? 64 00:05:08,053 --> 00:05:10,385 [CHATTERING] 65 00:05:50,862 --> 00:05:52,830 MAN: Hey, hey, hey. 66 00:06:33,405 --> 00:06:34,929 JONES: Aha. 67 00:06:35,106 --> 00:06:37,006 CHICAGO: You thinking about something like that? 68 00:06:37,175 --> 00:06:38,472 JONES: Most of the time, Johnny. 69 00:06:38,643 --> 00:06:41,168 They've got the warmest women in the world right here. 70 00:06:41,346 --> 00:06:43,337 Right now, we've got to stick to business. 71 00:06:43,515 --> 00:06:46,245 CHICAGO: I wanna get one thing straight about my expense account... 72 00:06:46,418 --> 00:06:50,445 ...because I lost money last time out and I'm not gonna let that happen. 73 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,259 JONES: You will get your cash. 74 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:58,954 CHICAGO: Yeah? Well, Johnny Chicago works when someone pays him. 75 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:01,428 Times are hard. Money's tight nowadays. 76 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:03,464 JONES: Stop griping. 77 00:07:03,635 --> 00:07:06,331 Take in a little culture and get yourself some class. 78 00:07:06,504 --> 00:07:08,028 [JONES LAUGHS] 79 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:11,540 Good morning, gentlemen. 80 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:13,342 CHICAGO: Well, hello. 81 00:07:13,511 --> 00:07:15,877 JONES: Baby, I sure wish we could. 82 00:07:16,681 --> 00:07:18,581 We've got a job to do. 83 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,877 Hey, maybe it's not gonna cost much. 84 00:07:21,052 --> 00:07:25,921 Mr. Jones, I am Detective Sergeant Pam Boraj. 85 00:07:27,926 --> 00:07:29,894 You're our contact? 86 00:07:30,061 --> 00:07:31,255 Just checking your cover. 87 00:07:31,429 --> 00:07:33,363 Let's get one thing straight, gentlemen. 88 00:07:33,531 --> 00:07:36,694 I'm not overjoyed with your being here. 89 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:05,387 PAM: Gentlemen, your presence here is absolutely unnecessary. 90 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:09,556 My division could have handled this entire incident with no trouble at all. 91 00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:12,794 I know exactly how to handle this situation. 92 00:08:12,971 --> 00:08:16,771 Keep in mind we have informers everywhere. 93 00:08:19,711 --> 00:08:22,077 Karta Rangoon is a clever man. 94 00:08:22,247 --> 00:08:24,238 He's bound to know what we're up to. 95 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,146 And he, no doubt, will try to provoke an incident. 96 00:08:27,318 --> 00:08:32,119 If that happens, leave everything to me and I mean everything. 97 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:46,697 Keep cool. Sit tight. 98 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,813 Get out of the way. 99 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,525 Hey! 100 00:09:11,629 --> 00:09:13,426 PAM: Come on, come on, come on. 101 00:09:14,432 --> 00:09:15,592 I said stay out of it. 102 00:09:28,113 --> 00:09:30,638 I told you, stay out of it. 103 00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:11,281 I said I'd take care of it. 104 00:10:11,456 --> 00:10:15,085 - But there were so many of them. - Jones, don't you understand English? 105 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,818 I said I could handle it. 106 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:18,189 Yeah, tell him, baby. 107 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:21,093 Who are you calling baby? 108 00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:36,208 Try to understand me. 109 00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:39,316 My father. Senator. 110 00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:44,346 Money. 111 00:10:44,522 --> 00:10:47,150 He will give you money if you help me. 112 00:10:47,592 --> 00:10:48,820 Your age? 113 00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:52,019 LESLIE: Twenty-four, born April 6th, 1952. 114 00:10:52,197 --> 00:10:54,791 - Where? LESLIE: McLean, Virginia. 115 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:56,991 And your father's interest in Chang Lon? 116 00:10:57,168 --> 00:10:59,966 LESLIE: He was a colonel stationed here during the Second World War. 117 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:02,368 RANGOON: Excellent. The resemblance is remarkable. 118 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:10,276 You chose well, Krugman. 119 00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:16,914 A pity I won't be there to see your performance, Miss Miles. 120 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:22,316 Well done. 121 00:11:22,493 --> 00:11:24,290 Come to my study. 122 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,530 LESLIE: Mr. Rangoon? 123 00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:30,196 When will you release the girl? 124 00:11:32,537 --> 00:11:33,629 Come. 125 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,544 You have been told what you are to know... 126 00:11:44,716 --> 00:11:49,085 ...and you will be paid handsomely for what you are to do. 127 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:55,957 [GROWLING] 128 00:11:56,728 --> 00:11:59,458 Don't be afraid. They're my pets. 129 00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:20,580 I'm curious to know what will happen to me if they find out I'm a fake. 130 00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:23,084 Here's $15,000. 131 00:12:23,388 --> 00:12:25,515 Another 15 waits in your bank in New York. 132 00:12:27,725 --> 00:12:31,126 Necessity, besides being the mother of invention... 133 00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:33,856 ...can also be the wife to deception. 134 00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:37,092 Which means I'll have to think of something. 135 00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:41,428 My dear... 136 00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:45,975 ...one who works in the bars of Cairo and Marrakech where we found you... 137 00:12:46,644 --> 00:12:50,410 ...doesn't usually get $30,000 for the sale of services. 138 00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:53,449 I guess that tells me where I stand. 139 00:12:53,851 --> 00:12:57,218 Krugman, would you like to feed my pets? 140 00:12:57,655 --> 00:13:01,785 Then bring Miss Miles to the stockade to await her rescue. 141 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:06,293 By the time they discover the deception, we will gain the time we need. 142 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,838 JONES: Okay, sarge, now head for a place called The Blue Moon. 143 00:13:22,013 --> 00:13:25,244 PAM: The Blue Moon. That's the wildest bordello in the city. 144 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,281 JONES: That's where we pick up the White Rhino. 145 00:13:27,452 --> 00:13:29,147 PAM: The white what? 146 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:33,620 CHICAGO: The White Rhino. Nature's answer to the pyramids. 147 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,069 RHINO: Here you are. 148 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:51,171 CHICAGO: Oh, my God. It's the return of Tom Jones. 149 00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:52,502 PAM: Tom who? 150 00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:54,542 [RHINO BURPS] 151 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,641 CHICAGO: It's nice to see you stay in shape, doll. 152 00:13:57,815 --> 00:14:00,477 PAM: I thought we were supposed to meet someone named Rhino. 153 00:14:00,651 --> 00:14:03,347 JONES: Take a good look. That's a between-the-meal snack. 154 00:14:03,521 --> 00:14:06,115 A family of four could live off of it for a year. 155 00:14:06,557 --> 00:14:10,653 Easy, guys. If I lose, I owe her 700 bucks. 156 00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:12,227 But if I win... 157 00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:18,898 CHICAGO: Come on, give me a bite. 158 00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,838 Look, if he gets hurt and I gotta carry the body... 159 00:14:22,006 --> 00:14:23,735 ...it's gonna mean more money. 160 00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:25,770 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 161 00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:27,501 RHINO: I hope it's not serious. 162 00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:28,872 You come here? 163 00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:30,877 You're crazy, all of you. 164 00:14:31,048 --> 00:14:34,609 Yeah. And very friendly. 165 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:39,849 CHICAGO: Come on, Rhino, you can do better than this. 166 00:14:40,024 --> 00:14:42,219 PAM: Do you always eat like this? 167 00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:43,985 JONES: Only when he's on a diet. 168 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:47,029 You know, I've seen him eat a whole side of a cow. 169 00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:50,299 [RHINO BURPS] 170 00:14:51,536 --> 00:14:53,629 CHICAGO: Oh, yeah. 171 00:14:55,873 --> 00:14:57,670 [GRO ANS] 172 00:15:00,178 --> 00:15:02,009 RHINO: More food. 173 00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:07,875 CHICAGO: Oh, yes. Oh, Rhino, you're just so delicate. 174 00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:09,280 Oh, yeah. 175 00:15:09,454 --> 00:15:10,716 [WOMAN BURPING] 176 00:15:14,859 --> 00:15:17,555 I think she's fading, Rhino. I've got my money on you, kid. 177 00:15:17,728 --> 00:15:19,855 JONES: She's not gonna make it. CHICAGO: Got my money on you. 178 00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:23,461 JONES: She's not gonna make it. 179 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,295 CHICAGO: Timber! 180 00:15:27,038 --> 00:15:28,972 [RHINO LAUGHING] 181 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,571 Another Christian bites the dust. 182 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:37,043 And now, my friends, it's time for dessert. 183 00:15:37,215 --> 00:15:41,151 To taste the sweet fruit of victory. 184 00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:45,378 Would you look at that butt? 185 00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:49,854 RHINO: Now, girls, don't fight. There's enough for everybody. 186 00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:51,255 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 187 00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:54,956 And I've got some astounding ideas on where to start. 188 00:15:55,132 --> 00:15:58,101 So let's go. 189 00:16:10,047 --> 00:16:13,676 PAM: We know that Rangoon has had the girl taken from his palace in town. 190 00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:15,684 We've checked it out. 191 00:16:15,853 --> 00:16:19,380 The car stopped at his stockade in the teak forest. 192 00:16:19,557 --> 00:16:24,620 I've worked out a plan that should make it pretty easy for us to get her. 193 00:16:25,563 --> 00:16:26,791 You always work this fast? 194 00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:27,988 Tell him, sarge. 195 00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:29,996 You're faster than a speeding bullet... 196 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,658 ...and you change your clothes in a telephone booth. 197 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,965 What did those girls do to you last night? 198 00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:42,272 I don't know, but when I came out I had three less toes than when I went in. 199 00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,709 [JOHNNY LAUGHING] 200 00:16:44,882 --> 00:16:47,783 Hey, watch the ecology, huh? 201 00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:49,886 Stop the car. Stop. 202 00:16:50,054 --> 00:16:52,716 Man overboard! 203 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:53,982 JONES: Knock it off. 204 00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:55,625 CHICAGO: You crazy ox. 205 00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:56,817 RHINO: Don't litter. 206 00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:59,485 I swear to God, I'm gonna blow you up like a ship. 207 00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:03,327 You know what your trouble is? You got no respect for Smokey the Bear. 208 00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:07,232 All right, look, I am not riding in the same vehicle with this animal. 209 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:09,697 Right. 210 00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:15,142 CHICAGO: Hey, where are you going? RHINO: Some of my best friends are animals. 211 00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:20,079 PAM: This part of the country is extremely isolated... 212 00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:23,049 ...and some of the tribes here are loyal to Rangoon. 213 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,984 So my plan is to circle around the rear of the stockade. 214 00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:28,625 Rangoon has close to 100 men there. 215 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,420 You can time the guard schedules... 216 00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:33,621 ...and I'll work out the basic strategy of attack. 217 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,991 That way. That way. 218 00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:47,569 Hey, that looks like my sister Elsie. 219 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:51,237 Elsie, I thought you were living with a dentist in Brooklyn. 220 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,609 MAN: His name is Butch. 221 00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:54,909 Is your kid sister butch? 222 00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:59,182 RHINO: Hey, are you calling my sister a dyke? Ah! 223 00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:02,921 PAM: What was that? - Nothing, nothing, keep going. 224 00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:04,755 RHINO: You meatball. 225 00:18:04,929 --> 00:18:06,419 CHICAGO: Come on, let me buy the car. 226 00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:07,689 All right, 50 bucks. 227 00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:09,924 RHINO: Fifty bucks? You've got two of them, come on. 228 00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:12,501 CHICAGO: All right, 50 bucks. RHINO: Fifty bucks for a little car? 229 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:15,230 CHICAGO: Hey, who you hitting on the head? RHINO: Hey, hey, hey. 230 00:18:15,406 --> 00:18:18,102 CHICAGO: Come on, give me that. RHINO: Was owned by a lady in Pasadena. 231 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,299 CHICAGO: I don't care. 232 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:22,810 RHINO: Leave my little nose alone. - Forget your nose, I wanna buy the car. 233 00:18:57,782 --> 00:18:59,181 We gonna hit them by surprise? 234 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:01,341 PAM: My plan is go... - We'll not surprise them. 235 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,578 - Not with those walls. - They're 12 feet high. 236 00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:05,779 - We could blow in a couple of holes. - Yeah? 237 00:19:05,956 --> 00:19:07,947 Make sure mine is big enough this time. 238 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:11,288 That's too dangerous. We don't know where the girl is. 239 00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:12,486 Fellas, I know... 240 00:19:12,663 --> 00:19:15,723 RHINO: Maybe the senator wouldn't mind his daughter coming home in pieces. 241 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,959 Why don't you go in there and water the lawn? 242 00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:19,261 I've got an idea. 243 00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:21,302 Yeah, forget the whole thing. 244 00:19:21,472 --> 00:19:23,872 Would you get off of my foot? 245 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:27,204 In three hours, that sun will be in their eyes. 246 00:19:27,378 --> 00:19:29,744 Three hours? They've got lunch on the table now. 247 00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:31,142 Attack now. 248 00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:33,545 I'm not going in there with you people. 249 00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:36,482 - What's the matter? You got a tummy ache? - No! 250 00:19:36,921 --> 00:19:38,320 Wait a minute. 251 00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:40,821 If she's pregnant, I want more money. 252 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,519 JONES: Hey, wait a minute. Wait, wait. 253 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:47,220 Wait a minute. 254 00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:48,795 PAM: Let go of me. 255 00:19:48,966 --> 00:19:50,991 - Get off me. RHINO: You brute. Get off that woman. 256 00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,465 CHICAGO: Oh, are they doing it? 257 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:55,799 We're just kidding, sarge. We're gonna use your plan. 258 00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:57,372 CHICAGO: What plan? 259 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,873 Hers. Riding elephants. 260 00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,534 - Elephants? - Elephants? 261 00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,577 What elephants? 262 00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:06,313 JONES: Sarge, I really appreciate you helping. 263 00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:08,418 This is gonna cost you, Jones. I mean it. 264 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,320 - What are you doing? - Standing on your hat. 265 00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:15,085 You. 266 00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:16,786 Wait a minute. Oh, hey. 267 00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:17,985 You dummy. 268 00:20:18,162 --> 00:20:19,720 - Are you from Boston? - I'm not. 269 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,066 [MEN GRUNTING] 270 00:20:37,915 --> 00:20:39,576 Go get them, baby. 271 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,150 [SIREN WAILING] 272 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,186 Hey! What's the noise? 273 00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:53,988 Huh? 274 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,296 What small car? 275 00:20:58,235 --> 00:20:59,668 What? 276 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,661 Shit. 277 00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:04,270 [SIREN WAILING] 278 00:21:08,879 --> 00:21:10,608 Charge! 279 00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:16,753 Charge! 280 00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:30,990 Charge! 281 00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:33,068 Come on, Butch, move. 282 00:21:39,243 --> 00:21:40,972 [ALL SHOUTING] 283 00:21:41,812 --> 00:21:44,406 Charge! 284 00:21:56,327 --> 00:21:57,988 [SIREN WAILING] 285 00:21:59,196 --> 00:22:01,164 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 286 00:22:05,703 --> 00:22:07,534 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 287 00:22:09,907 --> 00:22:10,931 I'll take a cab. 288 00:22:11,308 --> 00:22:13,640 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 289 00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:25,987 Fake. 290 00:22:28,025 --> 00:22:31,017 [RHINO SHOUTING] 291 00:23:14,939 --> 00:23:17,533 CHICAGO: Hey. Give that back. 292 00:23:17,908 --> 00:23:19,239 My hat. 293 00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,310 Oh, this is just too much. 294 00:23:21,478 --> 00:23:24,242 Come on, you guys, all of you. Come on. 295 00:23:24,682 --> 00:23:26,513 Come on. 296 00:23:30,888 --> 00:23:32,412 [SIREN WAILING] 297 00:23:35,592 --> 00:23:37,685 Hey, these guys ruined my hat. 298 00:23:37,861 --> 00:23:39,886 - Go see Rhino. He's got petty cash. - Right. 299 00:23:40,064 --> 00:23:41,258 Come on. 300 00:23:57,181 --> 00:23:58,205 Hold it, hold it. 301 00:23:58,382 --> 00:23:59,440 RHINO: Can't you see I'm busy? 302 00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:01,345 The chief says you've got petty cash. 303 00:24:01,518 --> 00:24:03,418 Will you forget about the hat? We gotta... 304 00:24:03,587 --> 00:24:05,316 - Hey. - Hey. 305 00:24:05,589 --> 00:24:07,386 Hey, wait a second. Wait a second. 306 00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:09,526 Why don't you see Pam? She'll fix your hat. 307 00:24:09,693 --> 00:24:11,957 - Pam can fix my hat? - Yeah, she'll fix your hat. 308 00:24:12,129 --> 00:24:14,495 CHICAGO: Come on, come on. Stick together. 309 00:24:28,812 --> 00:24:30,370 Rhino says you can fix my hat. 310 00:24:30,547 --> 00:24:31,980 What? 311 00:24:33,617 --> 00:24:36,017 Get the hell out. 312 00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:39,819 Okay. Come on, come on, move on. 313 00:24:55,072 --> 00:24:57,404 [SIREN WAILING] 314 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:10,041 Will you go away? I don't need you anymore. 315 00:25:17,061 --> 00:25:18,426 Ah! 316 00:25:20,097 --> 00:25:21,826 [GRO ANING] 317 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,760 Gee, Butch. 318 00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:31,403 Now see what you made me do to him? 319 00:25:32,342 --> 00:25:36,108 This is from me. And this is from Butch. 320 00:25:37,081 --> 00:25:38,810 [SIREN WAILING] 321 00:26:36,206 --> 00:26:37,935 JONES: Miss Dunbar. 322 00:26:39,576 --> 00:26:40,600 LESLIE: Oh, thank God. 323 00:27:08,438 --> 00:27:10,463 [PAM LAUGHING] 324 00:27:20,817 --> 00:27:22,478 JONES: Let's go. 325 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:31,318 JONES: Let's go, Rhino. 326 00:27:31,495 --> 00:27:34,896 RHINO: All right. Just one last thing to do here. Just a minute. 327 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,777 [LAUGHS] 328 00:27:57,854 --> 00:28:00,414 [SIREN WAILING] 329 00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:09,292 And here's something to keep up your strength. 330 00:28:16,907 --> 00:28:19,467 Take these for your athlete's foot. 331 00:28:20,077 --> 00:28:23,740 [MEN SCREAMING] 332 00:28:31,388 --> 00:28:33,049 [WHISTLING] 333 00:28:38,195 --> 00:28:40,663 [SIREN WAILING] 334 00:29:10,761 --> 00:29:15,289 Send Krugman to me and bring the one who guarded Miss Miles. 335 00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:37,752 RANGOON: It seems our Miss Miles has turned out to be a rather clever thief. 336 00:29:37,921 --> 00:29:40,719 - Miss Miles? - Precisely. 337 00:29:40,891 --> 00:29:46,158 My secret letters of undying loyalty to both parties here are gone. 338 00:29:46,863 --> 00:29:50,264 They will not hesitate to cut off your head... 339 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:53,494 ...when they know that you double-crossed them both. 340 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,481 - Was Miss Miles alone at any time? - No. 341 00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:08,743 Only when she took bath. 342 00:30:08,919 --> 00:30:12,184 And you held her clothing and locked her door? 343 00:30:12,356 --> 00:30:13,414 MAN: Yes. 344 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:18,084 KRUGMAN: Obviously, she crawled along that ledge through your window naked. 345 00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:20,661 Your mind is like a parachute, Krugman. 346 00:30:20,831 --> 00:30:22,628 It pops open when you least expect it. 347 00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:28,227 Take my best men, kill Miss Miles and bring my letters back to me. 348 00:30:28,405 --> 00:30:32,341 If you fail, send Pujo a signal. 349 00:30:32,509 --> 00:30:34,636 But succeed, Krugman. 350 00:30:35,712 --> 00:30:37,680 Your life depends on it. 351 00:30:51,795 --> 00:30:53,956 [MAN GRUNTING] 352 00:30:57,467 --> 00:30:59,332 [MAN GRUNTING] 353 00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:02,194 [GRUNTING STOPS] 354 00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:04,768 Throw him in the pit. 355 00:31:10,347 --> 00:31:12,838 CHICAGO: Chief wants you to hold down the middle. 356 00:31:13,016 --> 00:31:14,984 RHINO: Hey, come on, there is nobody following us. 357 00:31:15,152 --> 00:31:16,915 How would you know, jughead? 358 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:25,261 RHINO: You know, sarge, Jones really likes you. 359 00:31:25,429 --> 00:31:27,056 - He likes you. - You're lying. 360 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:29,255 RHINO: No, he can't lie to women. 361 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:33,130 - He's got too many. - Oh, get away from me. 362 00:31:35,439 --> 00:31:39,569 RANGOON: Pujo, ride to Longkat. Order him to prepare for battle. 363 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:44,574 If Krugman signals you, Longkat must do what I've asked. 364 00:31:46,483 --> 00:31:49,577 Longkat's treachery could be deadly. 365 00:31:49,753 --> 00:31:54,713 Giving life to a serpent is no guarantee against snake bite. 366 00:31:55,692 --> 00:31:57,319 Go, Pujo. 367 00:31:57,494 --> 00:31:58,722 Hey, hey. 368 00:32:01,198 --> 00:32:02,358 That's what bothers me. 369 00:32:02,532 --> 00:32:04,591 It was too easy. 370 00:32:04,935 --> 00:32:07,335 You aren't thinking of a refund, are you? 371 00:32:07,504 --> 00:32:09,802 JONES: Something isn't right. 372 00:32:10,941 --> 00:32:14,342 Look, you better go back there and keep a close eye on Miss Dunbar. 373 00:32:16,146 --> 00:32:17,943 CHICAGO: Miss Dunbar. Hey, listen. 374 00:32:18,114 --> 00:32:21,447 I hope your father appreciates us getting you out like this, you know? 375 00:32:21,618 --> 00:32:25,315 I mean, he might show his gratitude or something, you know? 376 00:32:25,489 --> 00:32:27,047 LESLIE: What are you trying to say? 377 00:32:27,224 --> 00:32:30,682 CHICAGO: Well, ma'am, I mean, Christmas doesn't always have to come once a year. 378 00:32:31,228 --> 00:32:34,391 - Go back. - Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 379 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,356 [KIDS SHOUTING] 380 00:32:42,973 --> 00:32:45,806 PAM: Hey, have you got the boat ready? 381 00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:47,407 JONES: That? 382 00:32:47,577 --> 00:32:48,669 PAM: There she is. 383 00:32:49,713 --> 00:32:50,839 PAM: Come on. 384 00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:24,480 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 385 00:33:26,216 --> 00:33:27,478 What did she say? 386 00:33:27,651 --> 00:33:31,644 She says putting you in that robe is like putting an elephant in panties. 387 00:33:32,722 --> 00:33:35,054 [RHINO WHISTLING] 388 00:33:36,159 --> 00:33:37,456 [LAUGHING] 389 00:33:41,598 --> 00:33:43,725 RHINO: Let me show you how to do that. 390 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,767 CHICAGO: I used to be a gondolier. Hey, watch the hat. 391 00:33:48,905 --> 00:33:50,736 RHINO: Anyone want a sandwich? 392 00:33:53,176 --> 00:33:57,408 Did I ever tell you about the time that I was a sheep farmer in Montana? 393 00:34:04,487 --> 00:34:06,182 Want a sandwich? 394 00:34:39,322 --> 00:34:40,346 What did he say? 395 00:34:40,523 --> 00:34:42,821 MAN: They leave by boat about half hour before. 396 00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:44,460 KRUGMAN: Take care of him. 397 00:34:45,395 --> 00:34:48,091 [MEN SHOUTING] 398 00:35:07,951 --> 00:35:09,350 [PIG OINKING] 399 00:35:15,592 --> 00:35:17,025 Come. 400 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,901 Your friend Chicago is coming on like a late blooming flower. 401 00:35:35,078 --> 00:35:38,377 Five years ago, his wife and daughter got blown up. 402 00:35:39,983 --> 00:35:42,008 Was it meant for him? 403 00:35:42,952 --> 00:35:44,317 Yeah. 404 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:33,297 RHINO: You wanna know what's going on, you gotta talk to the natives. 405 00:36:33,470 --> 00:36:36,701 [IMITATES BIRD CAWING] 406 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,778 [MAN SCREAMING] 407 00:36:55,024 --> 00:36:56,013 Ah! 408 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,559 LESLIE: No! 409 00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:45,039 RHINO: Hey, where's my sandwich? 410 00:37:55,652 --> 00:37:58,246 [PAM & LESLIE SCREAMING] 411 00:38:24,581 --> 00:38:26,310 [LESLIE SCREAMING] 412 00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:38,303 JONES: Good work, guys. 413 00:40:38,481 --> 00:40:41,541 They sure threw some heavy stuff at us this time. 414 00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,582 RHINO: Yeah, everything but the kitchen sink. 415 00:41:01,070 --> 00:41:02,298 What's that? 416 00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:04,261 Trouble. 417 00:41:06,709 --> 00:41:08,370 LONGKAT: Your men failed. 418 00:41:08,544 --> 00:41:09,875 Our men will do it. 419 00:41:10,046 --> 00:41:12,014 Longkat will fight. 420 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:19,786 Jones, they're trying to tell us something. 421 00:41:20,056 --> 00:41:22,422 Mm-hm. We've got to get some transportation and fast. 422 00:41:23,226 --> 00:41:25,217 We're gonna need it. 423 00:41:25,495 --> 00:41:28,089 We're in Longkat's territory. 424 00:41:29,465 --> 00:41:31,899 And that can be dangerous. 425 00:41:34,737 --> 00:41:37,297 RANGOON: You failed miserably, Krugman. 426 00:41:37,473 --> 00:41:39,407 Even with outstanding warriors. 427 00:41:39,575 --> 00:41:42,237 The Americans fought like tigers. 428 00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:44,471 Just beware of tigers, Krugman. 429 00:41:44,647 --> 00:41:46,638 My pets are always hungry. 430 00:41:46,816 --> 00:41:50,013 So far I've promised them Miss Miles. 431 00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:11,996 PAM: I'm beginning to think you're right. 432 00:42:12,175 --> 00:42:13,472 Bet your pockets, lady. 433 00:42:13,643 --> 00:42:17,579 You don't get kidnapped by Karta Rangoon and walk away with a pocket full of money. 434 00:42:17,747 --> 00:42:19,510 CHICAGO: I'll be watching. 435 00:42:30,393 --> 00:42:31,860 CHICAGO: Hey, I got more money coming. 436 00:42:32,028 --> 00:42:33,427 RHINO: I'm in the bathroom. 437 00:42:33,596 --> 00:42:36,724 Elephants, guys dressed up like apes... 438 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:40,230 ...guys in the bushes, guys coming out of the water. 439 00:42:40,403 --> 00:42:41,700 It wasn't in my contract. 440 00:42:41,871 --> 00:42:45,068 Don't walk in front of me when I'm in the bathroom. 441 00:42:47,176 --> 00:42:49,644 You wet my shoes. 442 00:42:49,812 --> 00:42:52,007 You're lucky it wasn't number two. 443 00:42:52,181 --> 00:42:53,614 Hey. 444 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,682 Eighty dollars, $80 shoes. 445 00:43:00,857 --> 00:43:02,916 Eighty dollars, 80... 446 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:06,386 [PLAYING FLUTE] 447 00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:33,118 PAM: Now look, you guys, let me take care of this. 448 00:43:33,289 --> 00:43:35,223 JONES: We've gotta keep moving and fast. 449 00:43:35,391 --> 00:43:37,291 Try and get us some money. 450 00:43:55,645 --> 00:43:57,510 CHICAGO: Hey, Rhino, here comes the head waiter. 451 00:43:58,514 --> 00:44:00,982 MAN: You do our village honour. 452 00:44:01,484 --> 00:44:02,508 What's the occasion? 453 00:44:03,219 --> 00:44:06,655 Boo King will take third wife today in marriage. 454 00:44:06,822 --> 00:44:09,791 We need transportation. We have to get to Fall River. 455 00:44:09,959 --> 00:44:11,392 We must have some cash... 456 00:44:11,561 --> 00:44:15,520 All that we have in our village is yours. 457 00:44:15,698 --> 00:44:18,496 Hey, no faggy stuff, huh? 458 00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:20,158 CHICAGO: Come on, give him a kiss. 459 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,172 What will they do for us? 460 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,173 What does he want? 461 00:44:33,349 --> 00:44:34,441 Fight piggy. 462 00:44:35,818 --> 00:44:37,285 Piggy? 463 00:44:37,453 --> 00:44:39,444 CHICAGO: You going to let him call you that, Rhino? 464 00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:47,495 You're talking to Leonardo Fizzerelli. 465 00:44:47,663 --> 00:44:51,326 I come from a long line of Italian gladiators. 466 00:44:51,767 --> 00:44:54,395 No fag calls me a pig. 467 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:58,336 A rhino maybe, but not a pig. 468 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:00,702 You piggy, piggy. 469 00:45:01,577 --> 00:45:04,375 RHINO: Hey, that's no way to talk to a gladiator. 470 00:45:06,315 --> 00:45:08,044 Not on your life, sister boy. 471 00:45:08,884 --> 00:45:11,546 I think he wants that to be part of the deal. 472 00:45:18,361 --> 00:45:21,296 BOO KING: You win, I give third wife. 473 00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:26,599 RHINO: Women and kids, huh, punk? 474 00:45:26,769 --> 00:45:29,135 [CROWD LAUGHING] 475 00:45:46,789 --> 00:45:47,915 Come on, Boo King. 476 00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:50,949 - Boo King. - Ah! 477 00:46:06,442 --> 00:46:08,467 [RHINO GRUNTING] 478 00:46:12,248 --> 00:46:13,613 Come on, Rhino. 479 00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:17,175 RHINO: I'm gonna bite your nose off for that. - Ah! 480 00:46:17,353 --> 00:46:19,685 RHINO: And then I'm gonna change your diapers. 481 00:46:20,589 --> 00:46:22,853 [CROWD LAUGHING] 482 00:46:23,025 --> 00:46:25,858 Hey, where are you going? I'm just getting started. 483 00:46:26,028 --> 00:46:28,690 [CROWD LAUGHING] 484 00:46:55,791 --> 00:46:59,989 I once worked on a job where I had to set off the fireworks. 485 00:47:00,830 --> 00:47:02,991 So you've had some action after all. 486 00:47:03,165 --> 00:47:07,295 Oh, no, no, nothing big, you know? Only all the small stuff. 487 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,960 I'll bet. 488 00:47:10,573 --> 00:47:13,041 Well, these will be real big ones. 489 00:47:22,251 --> 00:47:24,378 [CROWD LAUGHING] 490 00:47:36,399 --> 00:47:38,594 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 491 00:48:09,398 --> 00:48:13,596 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 492 00:48:52,174 --> 00:48:54,608 All right, all right. It's a draw. It's a draw. 493 00:48:54,777 --> 00:48:57,644 JONES: What? I just got started. - How about that fight with Ali? 494 00:49:02,885 --> 00:49:04,318 You're good. 495 00:49:04,487 --> 00:49:05,749 I didn't think you noticed. 496 00:49:06,388 --> 00:49:08,117 I meant with that stick. 497 00:49:10,226 --> 00:49:12,592 One stick is just as good as the other. 498 00:49:13,395 --> 00:49:14,760 Ugh! 499 00:49:20,169 --> 00:49:21,659 RHINO: Huh? 500 00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:26,239 CHICAGO: This was definitely not my deal. 501 00:49:31,146 --> 00:49:32,943 I mean, really. 502 00:49:33,115 --> 00:49:34,878 [LAUGHING] 503 00:49:36,218 --> 00:49:39,153 Pam, is this what you mean by fast horses? 504 00:49:40,256 --> 00:49:41,917 John Wayne would love this. 505 00:49:42,358 --> 00:49:44,519 RHINO: Wagons, ho! 506 00:49:53,602 --> 00:49:56,036 JONES: Hiyah! Ha! 507 00:50:21,463 --> 00:50:24,591 JONES: Hey, Chicago, we're being followed. 508 00:50:24,767 --> 00:50:26,462 CHICAGO: Keep going. I'll catch up to you. 509 00:50:28,971 --> 00:50:31,371 Rhino, come on, let's go to work. 510 00:50:37,846 --> 00:50:40,440 RHINO: I'm telling you... - Shh. Get down. 511 00:50:40,616 --> 00:50:42,481 Would you stop that? 512 00:50:50,726 --> 00:50:52,990 RHINO: Oh, my God. 513 00:50:53,162 --> 00:50:54,754 Me yours. 514 00:50:55,130 --> 00:50:58,566 - What? - Me belong you. 515 00:50:59,735 --> 00:51:01,259 Oh, no. 516 00:51:01,437 --> 00:51:03,701 But, lady, you never met my mother and father. 517 00:51:04,607 --> 00:51:06,541 We go with you. 518 00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:10,741 Come on. 519 00:51:24,059 --> 00:51:25,924 CHICAGO: Well, what do you think? 520 00:51:27,496 --> 00:51:29,657 JONES: It's out of question. 521 00:51:29,832 --> 00:51:32,596 RHINO: Well, what do you want me to do, leave her on the road? 522 00:51:36,171 --> 00:51:38,969 She can't go home. She'd be disgraced. 523 00:51:39,141 --> 00:51:40,438 It's their custom. 524 00:51:40,609 --> 00:51:41,735 You see? 525 00:51:41,910 --> 00:51:45,573 Hey, come on, look at the little fella. 526 00:51:47,850 --> 00:51:49,283 The kid's an angel. 527 00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:57,352 Then it's your decision, Rhino. 528 00:52:07,770 --> 00:52:09,738 CHICAGO: Hang in there, tiger. 529 00:52:11,373 --> 00:52:12,897 [RHINO SIGHS] 530 00:52:13,776 --> 00:52:15,573 I suggest you take it slow. 531 00:52:15,744 --> 00:52:18,212 She's a bit angry with you. 532 00:52:19,081 --> 00:52:21,447 She doesn't even know me. 533 00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:24,613 Say something nice to her. 534 00:52:32,261 --> 00:52:33,819 I'm from Texas. 535 00:52:33,996 --> 00:52:36,692 Bull in a china shop. 536 00:52:36,999 --> 00:52:41,265 - What did she say? - She says you're a bull in a china shop. 537 00:52:42,471 --> 00:52:45,099 I'm a bull in a china shop? 538 00:52:45,274 --> 00:52:47,367 You better learn to make submarine sandwiches. 539 00:52:47,543 --> 00:52:48,771 That's what you better do. 540 00:52:49,178 --> 00:52:51,703 And get that kid to bed too. 541 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,370 Go on. 542 00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:55,346 Get him to bed. 543 00:53:03,392 --> 00:53:05,622 I hope she murders you in your sleep. 544 00:53:09,431 --> 00:53:15,427 Stranger, I'm a Texan and we invite hazardous love. 545 00:53:43,332 --> 00:53:45,459 RHINO: Come here, honey. - Oh, no. 546 00:53:45,768 --> 00:53:47,702 RHINO: Ow. Ow. 547 00:53:48,637 --> 00:53:50,502 I thought we were married. 548 00:53:51,974 --> 00:53:53,839 [RHINO GRO ANS] 549 00:53:55,778 --> 00:53:57,211 Damn pillows. 550 00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,089 We've done a lot of jobs together, Johnny... 551 00:54:18,267 --> 00:54:21,202 ...but you're getting kind of sidetracked on this one. 552 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:28,871 Man, for the first time in five years, I feel love for a woman. 553 00:54:30,479 --> 00:54:32,811 I mean, I really feel it. 554 00:54:33,849 --> 00:54:35,714 Either that or you're getting old. 555 00:54:35,884 --> 00:54:38,045 There's somebody out there. 556 00:54:44,059 --> 00:54:46,118 You don't like June, do you? 557 00:54:49,565 --> 00:54:52,363 There's something sour about this whole deal. 558 00:54:52,534 --> 00:54:55,697 Look, you hold down the fort. 559 00:54:55,871 --> 00:54:57,896 I'm going to take a look around. 560 00:54:58,073 --> 00:55:01,008 I'm gonna check out that temple on the hill. 561 00:55:20,095 --> 00:55:23,826 I think your friend is jealous of us. 562 00:55:25,968 --> 00:55:27,629 With all the girls he's got? 563 00:55:28,637 --> 00:55:31,037 He's got his eye on Pam. 564 00:56:34,403 --> 00:56:35,734 MAN 1: Ah! 565 00:56:37,406 --> 00:56:38,873 MAN 2: Ah! 566 00:56:50,786 --> 00:56:52,413 MAN 3: Ah! 567 00:57:07,002 --> 00:57:08,560 MAN 4: Ah! 568 00:58:10,298 --> 00:58:13,426 Nardo. 569 00:58:13,602 --> 00:58:15,627 Leonardo. 570 00:58:15,804 --> 00:58:20,503 Le... Leonardo. 571 00:58:20,675 --> 00:58:23,371 Leonardo. 572 00:58:23,545 --> 00:58:28,005 JO: Leonardo. - Just call him Rhino. 573 00:58:34,056 --> 00:58:36,650 LESLIE: Oh! My bag. 574 00:58:37,359 --> 00:58:40,021 - Stop. Wait a minute. RHINO: Hold on. Hold it. 575 00:58:40,195 --> 00:58:41,822 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 576 00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:57,807 - I get it. - That's it, son. 577 00:59:08,723 --> 00:59:10,054 Oh. 578 00:59:10,826 --> 00:59:11,986 [WHIMPERS] 579 00:59:12,594 --> 00:59:14,061 Quicksand! 580 00:59:16,798 --> 00:59:20,199 [SCREAMING] 581 00:59:23,872 --> 00:59:25,737 Don't struggle. I'll be right there. 582 00:59:38,353 --> 00:59:40,218 LESLIE: Oh! 583 00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:47,618 JONES: Hold on, Rhino. Hold on, hold on. - Grab my hand. Grab it. 584 00:59:47,796 --> 00:59:49,286 BO Y: Oh, Mama. 585 00:59:54,202 --> 00:59:56,830 JONES: Hold on to him. Pull, Rhino. Pull. Pull. 586 00:59:57,005 --> 00:59:59,769 RHINO: I'm sinking. Sinking. 587 00:59:59,941 --> 01:00:02,068 Grab my hand. 588 01:00:03,879 --> 01:00:05,642 JONES: Pull, pull. 589 01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:08,009 Pull, pull. 590 01:00:08,183 --> 01:00:10,515 Hold on. Hold on. 591 01:00:11,186 --> 01:00:12,585 RHINO: Okay, grab the kid. 592 01:00:12,754 --> 01:00:15,154 JONES: Pull the boy out of there. Now, pull him out. 593 01:00:16,224 --> 01:00:18,158 RHINO: Hey, how about a hand for the hero, huh? 594 01:00:18,326 --> 01:00:20,988 JONES: Pull, pull, pull. RHINO: Come on, grab it. 595 01:00:21,696 --> 01:00:23,960 LESLIE: Oh, thank God. 596 01:00:24,966 --> 01:00:26,558 [JO CRYING] 597 01:00:29,571 --> 01:00:31,562 Hey, do you need help? 598 01:00:32,207 --> 01:00:34,835 Everything is A-okay. 599 01:00:41,650 --> 01:00:44,118 That must be some expensive leather. 600 01:00:44,753 --> 01:00:47,688 More than that, it's my life insurance. 601 01:00:51,326 --> 01:00:55,729 When the time is right, I wanna look into that bag. 602 01:02:10,405 --> 01:02:12,532 [PAM LAUGHING] 603 01:02:12,707 --> 01:02:15,676 PAM: Don't be silly, go on. 604 01:02:15,844 --> 01:02:18,972 [PAM LAUGHING] 605 01:02:21,549 --> 01:02:24,575 JONES: You know, you may be the first one to get away. 606 01:02:24,753 --> 01:02:29,554 Everything would be so simple if you'd stop being a hound and treated a girl decently. 607 01:02:29,724 --> 01:02:32,557 You want a man, don't you, huh? 608 01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:35,425 That's not good enough. 609 01:02:35,597 --> 01:02:36,962 Do you want honesty? 610 01:02:37,132 --> 01:02:39,532 Yes, it would be a beginning. 611 01:02:49,444 --> 01:02:51,105 You like that? 612 01:02:51,413 --> 01:02:52,539 Lovely. 613 01:02:54,115 --> 01:02:55,639 So is death by drowning. 614 01:02:59,421 --> 01:03:01,446 Where is everybody? 615 01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:04,291 Make love. 616 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:07,826 Oh, yes, yes, make love. 617 01:03:08,463 --> 01:03:11,921 Son, would you do me a favour and go buy me a newspaper? 618 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:15,228 There's a candy store about a mile down the road. 619 01:03:15,403 --> 01:03:18,702 It's a long way. Okay? 620 01:03:19,774 --> 01:03:23,767 All my life I've thought that you had to put out for what you get. 621 01:03:23,945 --> 01:03:26,846 And here you are... 622 01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:33,086 ...Johnny Chicago, in this strange country... 623 01:03:34,556 --> 01:03:36,820 ...getting under my skin. 624 01:03:46,368 --> 01:03:50,532 Who do you think I favor, Redford or Newman? 625 01:03:50,705 --> 01:03:52,866 - Rhino. - Rhino, huh? 626 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,532 Rhino. Rhino. 627 01:03:55,710 --> 01:03:57,803 [JO LAUGHING] 628 01:03:58,246 --> 01:04:02,910 You hit my hand. That's not nice. 629 01:05:03,244 --> 01:05:05,075 The foreigners play like children. 630 01:05:05,246 --> 01:05:07,714 We await your orders to destroy them. 631 01:05:08,249 --> 01:05:10,217 PAM: Oh, put me down. Stop it. 632 01:05:10,385 --> 01:05:12,285 JONES: Watch out. - Stop it. 633 01:05:12,454 --> 01:05:14,922 [ALL LAUGHING] 634 01:05:34,008 --> 01:05:36,704 - The time's right. - You'll never get a better chance. 635 01:05:36,878 --> 01:05:39,972 JONES: I want you two to see how a real man does it. 636 01:05:40,148 --> 01:05:43,140 LESLIE: There you go. PAM: Jones. 637 01:05:43,318 --> 01:05:47,448 JONES: Come on, Pam. - Jones, I'm gonna get you, Jones. 638 01:05:53,228 --> 01:05:55,662 JONES: Okay, Pam, keep a lookout. I only need a second. 639 01:06:01,936 --> 01:06:03,733 Run, run. 640 01:06:24,826 --> 01:06:29,263 LESLIE: Ah! Oh, no. Johnny! 641 01:06:30,398 --> 01:06:32,093 JONES: Johnny, wait. 642 01:06:33,835 --> 01:06:36,736 - She'll be back. - Hey, what's the matter with you? Let's go. 643 01:06:36,905 --> 01:06:41,342 It's not her they want, it's these. Take a look. 644 01:07:01,296 --> 01:07:02,661 What the hell's going on? 645 01:07:02,830 --> 01:07:04,889 JONES: Either she's a double or a traitor. 646 01:07:05,066 --> 01:07:07,466 Rangoon has sucked in both the North and the South. 647 01:07:07,635 --> 01:07:09,660 He intends to double-cross them both. 648 01:07:09,837 --> 01:07:13,933 If this gets out, Rangoon's life isn't worth a nickel. 649 01:07:14,108 --> 01:07:15,575 We've got to help her. 650 01:07:15,743 --> 01:07:17,768 They'll be back to trade. 651 01:07:24,218 --> 01:07:28,018 It is the brave mouse who plays in a cat's ears. 652 01:07:30,358 --> 01:07:31,382 Where are my letters? 653 01:07:31,793 --> 01:07:33,852 I don't know. 654 01:07:34,028 --> 01:07:36,462 I had them when I left. 655 01:07:37,332 --> 01:07:40,392 We must do what we have to do. 656 01:07:47,675 --> 01:07:49,836 I didn't know I was gonna fly a kite. 657 01:07:52,213 --> 01:07:54,340 CHICAGO: It's looking good, get it up a little higher. 658 01:07:54,515 --> 01:07:57,006 RHINO: All right, how's that? CHICAGO: Fine. 659 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:02,248 RHINO: Oh, they're in for a surprise. 660 01:08:08,496 --> 01:08:09,793 Hey, catch. 661 01:08:40,395 --> 01:08:42,556 You think these things will work? 662 01:08:42,997 --> 01:08:44,965 Yeah, all you gotta do is light the fuse. 663 01:08:47,869 --> 01:08:48,961 Fill the holes. 664 01:08:57,812 --> 01:08:59,245 The girl for the letters. 665 01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:03,441 Send one man with the letters. 666 01:09:04,485 --> 01:09:07,045 You're doing all the talking. Come on in. 667 01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:18,555 RANGOON: Trade, then kill them. 668 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,969 The minute she's past me, light the fuse. 669 01:09:22,136 --> 01:09:25,264 Here, take a belt. 670 01:09:59,307 --> 01:10:02,572 When you get to hell, look me up. 671 01:10:03,678 --> 01:10:05,043 JONES: Hey. 672 01:10:06,047 --> 01:10:08,607 I wouldn't turn my back if I were you. 673 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:21,117 [GUNFIRE] 674 01:10:21,395 --> 01:10:23,955 [MEN SHOUTING] 675 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:40,338 JONES: Keep them going. Keep them going. 676 01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:46,586 CHICAGO: Come on, Rhino. 677 01:11:38,139 --> 01:11:40,334 PAM: I love you, Rhino. 678 01:11:45,646 --> 01:11:47,409 You know. 679 01:11:47,582 --> 01:11:48,981 CHICAGO: Yeah. 680 01:11:56,557 --> 01:11:57,615 My real name is... 681 01:11:57,792 --> 01:11:59,157 [GUNSHOT] 682 01:13:24,512 --> 01:13:27,106 Pujo, sound the alarm. 683 01:13:31,118 --> 01:13:33,211 [BELL RINGING] 684 01:13:40,294 --> 01:13:42,023 RANGOON: Call out the guards. 685 01:13:44,865 --> 01:13:46,765 You. You to the gate. You to the wall. 686 01:14:01,983 --> 01:14:05,441 JONES: It's a cinch we won't be walking through the gates. 687 01:14:05,619 --> 01:14:07,519 I've got an idea. 688 01:14:07,688 --> 01:14:09,952 RHINO: Yeah, let's disguise Chicago as a fish. 689 01:14:10,124 --> 01:14:11,682 CHICAGO: Or you as a whale. 690 01:14:11,859 --> 01:14:13,986 JONES: Something like that. 691 01:15:54,295 --> 01:15:55,887 [SIREN WAILING] 692 01:15:56,063 --> 01:15:57,052 RHINO: Uh-oh. 693 01:15:57,598 --> 01:16:00,066 [MEN SHOUTING] 694 01:16:01,469 --> 01:16:04,996 Okay, everybody, split up. Have some fun, good luck, let's go. 695 01:16:05,806 --> 01:16:08,138 RHINO: Oh, here we go again. 696 01:16:35,402 --> 01:16:37,563 Come on, come on, play. 697 01:16:37,972 --> 01:16:39,940 [MAN PLAYING FLUTE] 698 01:17:04,765 --> 01:17:06,357 MAN: Ow! 699 01:17:09,603 --> 01:17:11,503 RHINO: What are you stopping for? 700 01:17:12,606 --> 01:17:14,597 Will you play? 701 01:18:25,646 --> 01:18:28,706 Who told you to stop playing? Come on, play. 702 01:20:08,148 --> 01:20:09,581 [KARTA SNAPS FINGERS] 703 01:20:19,093 --> 01:20:20,651 [GROWLING] 704 01:20:21,428 --> 01:20:25,023 If you win, she dies, Mr. Jones. 705 01:20:33,107 --> 01:20:34,768 Kill him. 706 01:20:47,488 --> 01:20:49,012 Well done. 707 01:20:49,189 --> 01:20:51,123 You continue to surprise me. 708 01:20:52,926 --> 01:20:57,556 One has learned much when he has learned how to die. 709 01:20:58,098 --> 01:21:00,123 Or how to live. 710 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:27,844 RANGOON: Ah! 711 01:22:28,121 --> 01:22:30,316 [TIGERS GROWLING] 712 01:22:35,963 --> 01:22:38,454 Why do you keep staring at me? 713 01:22:38,632 --> 01:22:41,066 I feel as though I know you. 714 01:22:52,813 --> 01:22:56,977 Well, if you feel as though you know me, get in. 715 01:22:58,886 --> 01:23:03,323 CHICAGO: Fellas, you know what? You can take me off the payroll. 716 01:23:09,763 --> 01:23:14,462 Miss Dunbar, I'm gonna tell you a story that will curl your pretty little hair. 717 01:23:14,635 --> 01:23:17,627 Once upon a time, I got a call from Washington... 718 01:23:17,804 --> 01:23:19,704 Johnny Chicago. 719 01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:23,102 RHINO: There goes a hell of a guy. 720 01:23:26,146 --> 01:23:28,011 Now, let this be a lesson to you. 721 01:23:28,181 --> 01:23:31,446 I mean, you can't treat women like they're guys with breasts. 722 01:23:31,618 --> 01:23:34,553 Didn't your mother ever talk to you about a thing like this? 723 01:23:34,721 --> 01:23:37,053 Huh? Huh? Huh? 724 01:23:39,793 --> 01:23:41,385 Come on, I got a surprise for you. 725 01:23:44,798 --> 01:23:47,460 JONES: Look, man, I just want to catch the next plane out. 726 01:23:47,634 --> 01:23:50,296 She's not looking for a guy like me. 727 01:23:50,470 --> 01:23:52,404 RHINO: You have to say goodbye. 728 01:23:52,573 --> 01:23:55,064 Go on in and I'll be in in a minute. 729 01:24:40,654 --> 01:24:44,385 You are invited for dinner and breakfast. 730 01:24:48,128 --> 01:24:50,995 In my country, we do it my way. 731 01:24:51,164 --> 01:24:53,689 Take off your shoes and come in. 732 01:24:54,468 --> 01:24:58,199 And another Christian bites the dust. 733 01:25:16,390 --> 01:25:17,482 Charge! 734 01:25:30,937 --> 01:25:33,167 - Will you forget about the hat? We got... - Hey. 735 01:25:33,340 --> 01:25:34,637 Hey. 736 01:25:35,242 --> 01:25:36,800 What? 50200

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