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Gabe, this is ridiculous.
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These kids are in and out of
this apartment day and night.
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We don't have any
private life anymore.
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I really think that we
should talk about it.
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I'm all ears.
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Here's an ear, and
here's another ear.
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Gabe, be serious.
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Wherever we are, there's a
little Sweathog between us.
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Okay, all those who support
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the candidacy of
our present leader,
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Mr. Vinnie Barbarino,
raise your hand.
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It's a tie.
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Somebody did not vo...
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Epstein. It's up to you, man.
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Who's the new leader
of the Sweathogs?
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Washington.
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You try, go on. Try and
do without me, all right?
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I'm droppin' out of school.
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Vinnie Barbarino is coming here?
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Look, Julie, his father
threw him out of the house.
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I mean, he came to me.
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What was I gonna do?
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Goodbye, Mr. Kotter.
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We now continue with
part two of our story.
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well, the names
Have all changed ♪
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♪ Since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams
Have remained ♪
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♪ And they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya? ♪
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♪ Back here Where we need ya? ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've got
him On the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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Julie, honey, go ahead.
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See who's knocking
on the window, Julie.
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I'll go back to sleep.
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Go ahead, honey.
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Wow, those exercises
are really working.
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You're not Julie.
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I know that.
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I'll answer the window.
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Go ahead.
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It's Epstein, what's
he doing here?
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I don't know, but
I'm gonna find out.
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Seven-thirty in the morning.
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Eps... Woo.
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Epstein, what are you doing
here at 7:30 in the morning?
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Oh, I came by for breakfast.
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This place was
highly recommended.
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By whom?
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Didn't I tell you not to come
here for breakfast anymore?
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They want breakfast?
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I'll give 'em breakfast.
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There. There's your breakfast.
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Dry cereal?
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So where's the milk?
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Barbarino.
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Hey, I thought you said
we had reservations?
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Well, you know what happens
when a place gets popular.
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All right, come
on in and dry off.
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What are you throwing
milk at people for?
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So, Mr. Kotter...
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what's Vinnie doing here?
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He's giving me a
nervous breakdown.
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If his father doesn't take
him back in the house,
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we're both gonna wind
up at the funny farm.
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Oh.
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And where is Mrs. Kotter?
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I do not hear the crackle
of farm fresh country eggs.
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Cool it, turkey.
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Mrs. Kotter split.
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Oh? Oh, ohhh!
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Mr. Kotter, I am
so sorry for you.
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She took a powder, huh?
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Yeah, she did.
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Right after she told me
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I spend too much
time with my students.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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We haven't seen you
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since we walked you
home from school yesterday.
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Yeah.
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Well, I ain't gonna
stay in the same room
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with my ex-friends.
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Benedict and Arnold.
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Why do I get in
the middle of this?
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It might interest you to know
that there are some teachers
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who only see their
students in school.
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Julie was right.
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I'm calling her right
now and telling her that.
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Don't you guys have
something to do?
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No.
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Go feed your faces.
Go ahead, get some...
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Oh, hey, yeah, I can
taste them waffles.
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Argh! I'm gonna make
myself some waffles.
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How do you make waffles?
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Oh, it's kinda like
making pancakes.
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Only you gotta put
little dents in 'em.
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Yes, uh, could I have
Julie Kotter's room, please?
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What do you mean she's
not...? She has to be.
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You're the only hotel
in the neighborhood.
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Mister, could you
look up Julie Hanson?
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You see, Hanson's
my wife's maiden name
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and, uh, we're married
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and we had a little spat, so...
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What do you mean who cares?
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Just look it up.
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My mother's maiden
name is Dingfelder.
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My middle name is Dingfelder.
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But I never use it.
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I mean, how would that sound?
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Hello.
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How are you?
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I'm Arnold Dingfelder Horshack.
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Hey, will you guys cool it?
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Julie, Julie, hi,
honey, how you doing?
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Okay, what's new?
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You spoke to a lawyer?
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You spoke to my
cousin Bernie the lawyer?
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Why don't you speak to your
own cousin Bernie the lawyer?
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There are no
Bernies in Nebraska?
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Julie, what would make
my cousin represent you,
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go against his own
flesh and blood?
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You gave him $75.
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Look, that's really
a stupid thing to do.
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You're really acting
like a yutz now.
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You know that? You're
a yutz from Nebraska.
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Hello? Julie, hello?
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Aw, Mr. Kotter, I
feel real bad for you.
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But always remember, a woman
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is a sometime thing.
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She'll take your heart
and give it a fling.
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But when true love
runs off its course...
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Then she'll sue you for divorce.
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And yet a... Get
outta here! Let's go.
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Give me your juice.
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Those punks finally leave?
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You. What?
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Got to school. If not,
get yourself a job.
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Boy.
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You sound just like my dad did
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when he kicked me out.
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I bet you don't think I
could get a job, do you?
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Well, I tell you this,
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you don't need
brains to get a job.
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And I'm gonna prove it.
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Yeah, Julie Hanson's
room, please.
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I'll show her who's boss.
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You gotta be firm with women.
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That's the only thing
they understand, firmness.
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Julie, honey, I'm
sorry, I didn't mean to...
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Look, babe, hey, if you
think we should separate,
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if that's the best thing, let's
get together and talk about it.
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What do we need lawyers for?
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Okay, why don't you
come over here, baby?
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Right after school, okay?
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3:30?
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Okay, Julie, I'll see you then.
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All right, step lively, come
on, come on, let's go, move it,
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move it, move it, let's
go, let's go, let's go.
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Keep it moving, that's
right. Hold it. Hold it!
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All right, seats.
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All present and
accounted for, sir.
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Except for Epstein and
Horshack, they AWOL.
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What will you do when
school's over, Washington,
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attack Staten Island?
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I didn't do it.
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All right, it's a false alarm.
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That was just your
fearless leader.
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Sit down, general.
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You! Straighten up.
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Hey, Rick, Ricky, sit down.
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I want your hair cut by morning.
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Hey, what's with you, Freddie?
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I'm being leader.
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Yeah? Well, you just led me
into wishing I never voted for you.
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Yeah, Vinnie didn't
always act like the leader.
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Sometimes he acted
like a real person.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How about it, huh?
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All right, come on. Let's
get right to work, all right?
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Aw, come on.
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One more thing, Mr. Kot-ter.
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We need a recreation period.
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Washington, come here.
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Come here.
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Recreation period.
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Class didn't even start yet!
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So let's start with a break
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before we get all tired.
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Three minute break.
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All right, I decided
that we should
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all relax with a
little bit of music...
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and some square dancing.
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Square dancing?
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Square dancing?
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Yee-haw!
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♪ Grab your partner
Allemande left ♪
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♪ Skip to my Lou My darling ♪
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I'm taking this record and
mailing it back to Hee Haw.
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Sit down, general.
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Now you might be the
leader of the Sweathogs...
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but I am the commander in chief.
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What I say goes.
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And I'd like to
say a few things.
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My name is Mr. Kotter.
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I am your teacher from
9 till 3, at no other time.
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Which means coming to
my house is a definite no-no.
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You people have caused
friction between me and my wife,
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and I will not let that
happen anymore.
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There will be no jokes and no
impressions in this classroom.
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Now turn your
books to chapter 47.
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I want a full outline
by tomorrow morning.
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From now on, I will
teach, you will learn.
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Simple.
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Mr. Kotter.
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I see no reason
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for you to take it out on us.
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We are impressionable children.
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Just because your personal life
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is crumbling around your ears.
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Julie, hi.
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What a pleasant surprise.
You're a little early.
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Hello, Gabe.
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Let me take this from you.
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Okay.
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Well, let's talk about
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whatever you wanna talk about.
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All right, I, uh...
I wanna talk...
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First, be... Before
you say anything,
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there's a question
I have to ask you.
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I mean, I'm just curious.
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Doesn't really matter anymore.
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Is there another man?
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No.
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There are four.
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Four. Well, now I know how
you spend your afternoons.
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Four boys.
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You're with them all day,
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and then when you
come home at night,
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you're sitting and thinking of
new ways to entertain them.
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Julie, you know what's
wrong with you? You're jealous.
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You're so busy
envying me my life,
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you haven't found time to go
out and find a life of your own.
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Gabe, I can't do anything.
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I'm an Anthropology major.
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Well, dig up the living room.
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Julie, I don't know what to
do. I mean, I'm so frustrated.
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If you don't stop
feeling sorry for yourself,
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I'm gonna put my
fist through this table.
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You will not.
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Excuse me.
260
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,814
I'll get it.
261
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,022
Hi.
262
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,193
I'm Vinnie Barbarino,
your Tidy Didy man.
263
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,107
Vinnie, what's this all about?
264
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,877
You told me to get a job.
265
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,245
Oh, I see the woman
of the house is home.
266
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,503
Very good, very good.
267
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:37,819
Now, I am here to
show you and you
268
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:41,390
how Tidy Didy cleaner
can change your life.
269
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,559
I do not believe this.
270
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,626
Will you please go
271
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,917
and tidy your didy
somewhere else?
272
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,332
Where ever dirt congregates,
273
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,769
Tidy Didy acts like
thousands of teeny weeny
274
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,460
dirt suckers.
275
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,776
This is where I came in.
276
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,778
Julie, Julie, you
can't leave again.
277
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,747
Now sit down.
278
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,938
Both of you, come on, sit down.
279
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,473
Let's go.
280
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,622
Okay, Julie, you
said I've changed.
281
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,791
I'm not Gabe
anymore, I'm Mr. Kotter.
282
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,026
Well, you're right.
283
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,062
I'm a teacher and
I'm a good teacher.
284
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,765
Right now, I am gonna teach.
285
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,600
Now you, is this
what you're gonna do
286
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,701
with the rest of your life?
287
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,392
Tidy "didy's"?
288
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,272
Vinnie, you were
voted out as leader.
289
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,174
You weren't voted out of school.
290
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,143
My advice to you is simple.
291
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,112
If you're smart, you'll take it.
292
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,256
Go back to school.
293
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,851
You. Nobody voted
you out of this house.
294
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,252
Okay, we have problems.
295
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,756
But the only way to solve
them is to solve them together.
296
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,358
Julie, I know,
y-you're living my life
297
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,826
and you have to
have your own life.
298
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,429
But I can't make
that happen for you.
299
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,893
You have to do
that for yourself.
300
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,670
Hey, you can't both leave.
301
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,739
Mr. Kotter, I'll think about it.
302
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,497
But in the meantime, I got
a lot of doors to knock on.
303
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,576
I'll think about it too, Gabe.
304
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,625
I thought that was a
really great speech.
305
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,121
Mr. Woodman, wait.
306
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,170
Look, if school
starts after lunch,
307
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,434
it'll make the day shorter.
308
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,509
Call off your Sweathog, Kotter.
309
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,173
Call him off, please.
310
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,437
Washington, take
your whistle and blow.
311
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,856
Hey, clean that mess up.
312
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,715
Kotter, never repeat what
I'm about to say to you.
313
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,363
I miss Barbarino.
314
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,634
Okay, come on, let's
get in, the bell rang.
315
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,057
Let's go, come on, let's go.
316
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,195
All right, today we're
gonna get right to work.
317
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,244
I want to talk about
the two party system.
318
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,579
Now, Epstein, what
are the advantages
319
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,681
of the two party system?
320
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,015
Oh, that's an easy one.
321
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,717
In the two party system,
322
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,621
they get to go to
two kinds of parties...
323
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,489
two kinds of dancing,
two kinds of chip dip,
324
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,414
and two kinds of hoping
you'll, uh, make out.
325
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,496
No, Mr. Kotter, see,
in the two party system,
326
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,333
you always got somebody
looking over your shoulder.
327
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,501
Helps keep you honest.
328
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,271
Aha. Now, what would
happen without that competition?
329
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,173
You get a dictator,
like Freddie.
330
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,442
Yes, sir. No, sir.
331
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,000
In your ear with
a can of beer, sir.
332
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,597
Yeah, very
impressive, Mr. Kotter.
333
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,085
You know, Freddie,
334
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,977
I feel you are becoming
a real schmendrick.
335
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,325
Yeah. A pain in my posterior.
336
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,882
Mm-hm.
337
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,097
I'm getting the feeling
that none of y'all
338
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,733
don't like me no more.
339
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,917
I just wanted to do
a good job, that's all.
340
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,973
Look, it ain't so much
that I wanted to be leader.
341
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,563
It's just that...
342
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,077
Hey, I never was,
343
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,800
and I never will be no follower.
344
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,549
Hey, Vinnie would
understand that.
345
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,707
Somebody mentioned my name?
346
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,090
Here, Mr. Kotter, I'm
back. Vinnie is back in town.
347
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,391
Hey, it's official.
348
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,814
Hey, Vinnie.
349
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,764
I was thinking about
what you said, Mr. Kotter.
350
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,624
I don't know, I couldn't sell
that Tidy Didy crud, I mean...
351
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,538
I couldn't even sell it to you,
352
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,539
and you're the
softest touch in town.
353
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,742
Well, you made the
right move, Vinnie.
354
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,809
I'm proud of you.
355
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,668
You're looking
very well, Vinnie.
356
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,297
Hey, welcome back, Vinnie.
357
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,185
Hey, Vinnie.
358
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,374
What?
359
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,490
I'm glad you're back, man.
360
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,846
Freddie, goombah.
361
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,363
Not that glad.
362
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:54,458
Mr. Kotter, I came
up with my own idea.
363
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,871
Why do we need a leader at all?
364
00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:59,908
I mean, why can't everybody
just take care of themselves?
365
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,499
How's that? Can we do that?
366
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,915
Hey, that's a great idea.
367
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,383
I cast my vote for no leader.
- All right.
368
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,218
I second. BARBARINO: Good.
369
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,487
I third.
370
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,955
Yeah. Yeah.
371
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,690
All right, it's unanimous.
372
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,613
Horshack, get me my book.
373
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,056
Okay, Vinnie.
374
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,420
So here.
375
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,735
All right, I hope
you guys don't mind
376
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,705
if we sneak a little school
in here today, okay?
377
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,373
Mr. Kotter, I got one question.
378
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,942
Now that you and your
wife are separated, right?
379
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,800
I hope you don't mind that
I asked her out on a date.
380
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,987
You asked my wife out?
381
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,955
Yeah, just a couple of
minutes ago in the hall.
382
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,779
But she said she
had to think about it.
383
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:54,596
Hi.
384
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,820
Hi.
385
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,170
Honey, I wanna...
386
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:00,902
You go first.
387
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,392
No, you first.
388
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:08,310
Gabe, I'm so confused.
389
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,879
I know we have problems,
390
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,982
but I really wanna work 'em out.
391
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,885
I was so incredibly
lonely without you.
392
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,554
I know what you mean.
393
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,688
I mean, I kept
turning to look for you
394
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,625
and you weren't there.
395
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,809
Last night, I told the
pizza man I loved him.
396
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:32,901
I guess we both
have to change, huh?
397
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,903
Sure, change is good.
398
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,304
I mean, without change,
399
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,128
there'll be a lot of wet babies.
400
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,645
All right, no more jokes.
401
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:44,747
No more jokes with you
402
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,515
and no more jokes
in the classroom.
403
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,150
From now on, I am
through with jokes.
404
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,353
No, your students
love your jokes.
405
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,577
It's the way you
communicate with them.
406
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,179
I love your jokes too.
407
00:21:58,384 --> 00:21:59,664
Except there's one thing.
408
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,999
Why can't I tell a
joke once in a while?
409
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,383
I can be very funny, you know.
410
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,404
You can. Yeah,
yeah, I know, right.
411
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,606
I can.
412
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,629
Okay, honey, why
don't you tell a joke?
413
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,033
Oh...
414
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,004
Well, I hadn't really
prepared anything.
415
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,376
I know.
416
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:28,212
Why does the
chicken cross the road?
417
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,263
I don't know, Gracie,
418
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,767
why does the chicken
cross the road?
419
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,391
To keep his pants up.
420
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,077
Chicken crosses the road
421
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,178
to keep his pants up.
422
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,846
Right, don't you get it?
423
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,148
Wait.
424
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:56,418
Why does a fireman
wear red suspenders?
425
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,282
To get to the other side.
426
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:04,560
Chicken crosses the
road to keep his pants up.
427
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,627
Of course.
428
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:08,363
I think it's time for my number.
429
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,999
♪ Down in the river
Where the red roses grow ♪
430
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,034
♪ Oh, my, don't you know? ♪
431
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,037
♪ Honey, let me do
that Red rose red ♪
432
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,404
Say good night, Gracie.
433
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:17,428
Good night, Gracie.
434
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,385
Julie, listen, ever tell you
about my Aunt Bertha?
435
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,053
No, no, wait, wait, wait,
436
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,322
let me tell you
about Aunt Bertha.
437
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,691
No, my Aunt Bertha is
funnier. Come on, one more.
438
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,193
You've been
telling jokes all day.
439
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,761
Let me tell you...
It's hysterical.
440
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,730
It's hys... Wait,
you're gonna laugh.
441
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,065
You'll see yourself laughing.
442
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,701
Okay? Yes.
443
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:46,835
Gabe. Yes?
444
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,603
Did I ever tell you
about my Aunt Bertha?
445
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,772
No, what about her? JULIE: No?
446
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,808
Aunt Bertha was so fat... Mm-hm.
447
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:56,478
That when she sat
around the house...
448
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:59,936
she sat around the house.
449
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,885
She sat around the house.
450
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:05,520
Exactly.
451
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:16,220
Welcome Back, Kotter is recorded
live before a studio audience.
452
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:20,402
♪ Welcome back ♪
453
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:23,939
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
454
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,108
♪ Welcome back ♪
455
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:30,912
♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
456
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,181
♪ Well, the names
Have all changed ♪
457
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,284
♪ Since you hung around ♪
458
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,453
♪ But those dreams
Have remained ♪
459
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,787
♪ And they've turned around ♪
460
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,990
♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
461
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:43,725
♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
462
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,894
♪ Back here Where we need ya? ♪
463
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,896
♪ Back here where we need ya? ♪
464
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,065
♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
465
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,301
♪ 'Cause we got
him On the spot ♪
466
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,369
♪ Welcome back ♪
467
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,638
♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
468
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,773
♪ Welcome back ♪
469
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,009
♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
470
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,111
♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
471
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:05,280
♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
472
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,448
♪ 'Cause we got
him On the spot ♪
473
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,784
♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
474
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,041
♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
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