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How's it going, honey?
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Great. The kids are writing
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little compositions
about their parents.
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Did I tell you when I was young,
I always felt I was adopted?
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No, really?
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My parents never said anything.
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So one day, I decided
to just go up and ask.
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Good for you.
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The day I graduated
from Buchanan,
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I went right up to my father.
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I had my diploma in my hand.
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I looked him
straight in the eye.
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I said, "Ling Chow."
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I said, "Was I adopted?"
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He said, "No, you not adopted.
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You rented."
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well, the names
Have all changed ♪
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♪ Since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams
Have remained ♪
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♪ And they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya? ♪
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♪ Back here Where we need ya? ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've got
him On the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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Vote for Vinnie.
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Barbarino for president.
That's my man.
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Barbarino for president.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Perhaps you didn't hear me, huh?
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I said, "Barbarino
for president."
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Now, I want you
to be wearing that
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when I see you
sixth period, huh?
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Oh, uh, Kotter?
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Kotter, uh... I
don't believe this,
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but I understand one
of your Sweathogs...
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Uh, one of your remedial
academics is, uh...
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Is running for student
body president.
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It's okay, Mr. Woodman,
you can use the word.
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Sweathog is a term of
affection and endearment.
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Oh, well, since one of your
Sweathogs has decided to run,
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I think you better have a copy
of the campaign regulations.
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I suggest you have
your group memorize 'em.
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They might chant
them every morning.
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Hey, what's the big deal?
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Vinnie's not the first
Sweathog who ever ran.
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No, that's right.
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Back in 1962, Jerry
Slater was disqualified
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for stuffing the ballot box
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with his opponent.
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Look, don't worry about
Vinnie, Mr. Woodman.
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You just make sure the other
candidates follow the rules.
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Kotter, the other
candidates happen to be
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Scott Phillips and Judy Borden.
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Scott, as you know, is
captain of the debating team.
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Judy is a straight-A student.
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She started the Committee
For Students' Rights.
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Oh, she started that?
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Nobody's perfect, Kotter.
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You're really an enlightened
educator, Mr. Woodman.
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It's too bad you didn't
work at Boys Town.
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You could've kept Mickey
Rooney after school for being short.
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I never thought of Mickey
Rooney as being short.
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Hi, Scott.
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"Don't be a clot,
vote for Scott."
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I didn't know you was
running for president, Scott.
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Ain't you gonna vote for Vinnie?
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Hey, what do you
think, Mr. Kotter?
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I don't know. I haven't seen
that many teeth since Jaws.
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Hey, Vinnie.
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If you're president,
I'll be first lady.
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Hey, now, wait a minute.
Don't get carried away.
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Remember, a woman's
place is in the car.
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I'm sorry I'm late, Mr. Kotter,
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but a campaign manager's
work is never done.
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I was busy beating up the vote.
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Epstein, that's
getting out the vote.
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Voters who are beat up
cannot get out to vote, right?
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Yeah, that's what
I meant: Get out.
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Okay. Now, the idea of the
principle behind an election
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is to show you how
our system works.
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Now, what would you all wanna do
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if this was a real
presidential campaign?
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Not get caught.
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Hey, yo, Barbarino, dig, man.
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Me as your presidential
press secretary.
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Frederick "Scoop
Scoop" Washington.
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Okay, come here, Washington.
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Let's see what kind of
press secretary you'd make.
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No comment.
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I haven't asked
you a question yet.
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Oh, I'm just practicing.
Go ahead. Ha-ha.
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What is Barbarino's position
on student dress codes?
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Well, I'll say this about that.
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Mr. Barbarino has
been studying the matter
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on student dress
codes very carefully.
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And definitely believes the
students should be dressed.
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What about student,
uh, vandalism?
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Vandals should be dressed too.
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Can you please
answer the question.
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What question?
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The question I just asked you.
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What was that?
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I don't know. I forgot.
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It's okay, Mr. Kotter.
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It happens to me all the time.
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I raise my hand, and I
forget what I was gonna say.
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Maybe you was gonna
aks to leave the room?
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I'm the teacher, Arnold,
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I don't have to "aks."
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, Barbarino...
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But if you have
to leave the room,
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it's okay with me anyway.
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I'll try to remember
that, Arnold.
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Okay. KOTTER:
Can I continue now?
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Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
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Okay, Barbarino,
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you got yourself
a press secretary.
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Now you need a cabinet.
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What for, Mr. Kotter?
He's already got a locker.
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Hey, Vinnie,
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how about a nice,
soft cabinet job for me,
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like, uh, secretary of
fear, something like that?
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Why not, Epstein? You're
already my campaign manager,
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my right-hand man.
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Hey, what about me? Could
I be one of your fingers?
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Sure, pick one.
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Oh, wait, I'll make it
easier. I'll mix 'em up.
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You see, Mr. Kotter,
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when I'm elected, my
people get anything they want.
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Even you. Maybe I can get
you promoted to a better class.
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I appreciate the
thought, Vinnie.
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But you're going
about this all wrong.
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Look, if you want to win,
what you need is, uh...
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You need a platform.
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Oh, I... I already
got a platform.
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I'm a law and order candidate.
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I make the laws,
and... I keep the order.
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This is an election. This
is not a military takeover.
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You're going about
this all wrong. Come on.
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"Vote for Vinnie, and
nobody gets hurt"?
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A secretary of fear?
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Look, why do you
guys think a Sweathog
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has never been
elected president before?
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'Cause nobody likes us.
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No, because nobody has
ever shown the positive side
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of being a Sweathog.
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Now look who you're
running against:
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Scott Phillips and Judy Borden.
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Her? Judy Borden?
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She's so fat.
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She is so fat.
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How fat is she?
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She's so fat,
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that last year she ran
for homecoming queen
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and was elected the float.
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Come on, Vinnie, what
about Scott Phillips, huh?
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Most popular kid in
school, straight-A student.
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You wanna beat a guy like
Scott, project something different.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
Remember, it's all image.
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Watch me.
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Hi, there.
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My name is Vinnie Barbarino,
dynamic young man on the move.
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And remember, on election day,
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I want your support.
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Vin is him.
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Oh.
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You see where I'm going, Vinnie?
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Yeah, off the deep end.
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Get out there, talk to people,
listen to their problems.
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Hi, there.
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I'm Vinnie Barbarino, dynamic
young man on the move.
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And, uh, hi there to you.
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I'm F. "Boom Boom" Washington,
dynamic ghetto-dweller,
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standing still.
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All right.
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All right.
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Okay, guys, let's get serious.
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You gotta make people
who have never met you
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wanna vote for you.
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This is more than
just a school assembly.
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Pretend it's a big presidential
campaign with the conventions...
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You know, you've seen
a convention on TV.
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Hey, sure, man. That's
when 8000 turkeys
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put on funny hats,
sit on bridge chairs
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and vote for the dude
with the most balloons.
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Not quite, Washington. It's
really democracy in action.
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This is how it goes.
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Will the convention
please come to order?
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All right. Oklahoma,
how do you vote?
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Mr. Chairman,
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Oklahoma, where corn grows
as high as an elephant's eye,
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casts six votes for
Vinnie Barbarino.
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Kansas, how do you vote?
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Mr. Chairman, Kansas,
the home of Dorothy,
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Toto and the Wizard of Oz,
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cast five votes for
Vinnie Barbarino.
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Oregon, the first state to
decriminalize marijuana,
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how do you vote?
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Mr. Chairman,
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Oregon casts all its votes to...
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Seven votes, man, for, uh...
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Beautiful person really, uh...
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Vinnie Barbarino.
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Mr. Vinnie Barbarino.
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Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie,
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Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie.
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Hey.
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Can I borrow your coat, please?
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My coat? Yeah, you can. Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Hi, there.
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I'm Vin Barbarino.
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And I'm running for the office
of student body president.
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If elected, I promise
less homework.
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Now, how are you gonna keep
a promise like less homework?
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If I'm elected, I'm
gonna do less homework.
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Okay. Sit down, Barbarino.
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Oooh!
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All right. Now, you
gotta say things
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that the people
are gonna believe.
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You gotta make it like you have
a vision for a better Buchanan.
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Like you maybe
have a great dream.
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Ohh.
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I have great dreams sometimes.
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Terrific, Horshack.
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Barbarino, if we
wanna win, we gotta...
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What is this "we" stuff?
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I thought I was the
guy who was running?
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You are, but if you wanna win,
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you just gotta do
things the right way.
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♪ Oh, Buchanan Oh, Buchanan ♪
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♪ Do we love you? No ♪
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I wanna talk to you.
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Look, Vinnie, I'm
trying to help you.
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When you do your speech
tomorrow, you gotta look good.
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I got this great
turtleneck sweater.
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It's got an alligator
on the pocket.
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I don't want your image,
I don't want your sweater,
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and I don't want your alligator.
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Hey, Vinnie.
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00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,501
Look, I don't wanna
turn into somebody else.
256
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,405
I like me, and if me isn't
good enough to be president,
257
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,273
I don't wanna be president.
258
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,741
I withdraw. You run.
259
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,685
You're the one
with the alligator.
260
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,182
Hi, Mr. Kotter.
261
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,518
Hiya, Judy, Scott.
What's happening?
262
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,220
Mr. Kotter, you can tell
Barbarino and Epstein
263
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,789
that Judy and I are
withdrawing from the election.
264
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,658
So would you
mind tellin' Horshack
265
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:06,250
to stop callin' me up and
breathin' into the phone?
266
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,070
Running for student body
president of Buchanan:
267
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,672
Nobody.
268
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,974
♪ Welcome back ♪
269
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:22,033
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
270
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,517
Hey, thanks for
coming in early, guys.
271
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,153
So this is the
faculty lounge, huh?
272
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,223
Sort of the way I
expected it to be, you know.
273
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,924
Dull.
274
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:39,428
Hey, what do you teachers
do here? Play show and tell?
275
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,196
No, for fun, Epstein,
we just sit around
276
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,580
and laugh at your test papers.
277
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,974
Hey, Vinnie, look at this.
278
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,610
Look at this here.
Instant bouillon cubes.
279
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,446
Instant soup. Instant broth.
280
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,282
None of this stuff is real.
281
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,250
Don't you know
about teachers? Huh?
282
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,208
We're not born. You
just add hot water and stir.
283
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,545
Barbarino?
284
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:09,858
Is he mad at me?
285
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,727
He ain't talkin'.
286
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,296
Come on, Vinnie.
Let's talk it out.
287
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,599
Hey, I know that look,
and he ain't talkin'.
288
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,367
If you wanna talk to
him, you talk to me.
289
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,036
Then I'll talk to
him, he'll talk to me,
290
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,036
then I'll talk to you.
291
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,260
Simple.
292
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,774
Vinnie.
293
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,509
Hello?
294
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,134
Hello.
295
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,548
Tell him because I blew it,
296
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,583
there's no reason
he should blow it too.
297
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,851
Vinnie.
298
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,554
He says you're blowin' it.
299
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,997
What did he say?
300
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,165
He said:
301
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,771
What does he mean by that?
302
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:59,508
Vinnie, what do
you mean by that?
303
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,509
I don't know.
304
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,010
When my grandmother
gets mad at me,
305
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,479
she talks that way. It's okay.
306
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,080
When his grandmother
gets mad at him,
307
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,615
she talks that way.
308
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,351
Tell him my grandmother has
a message for his grandmother.
309
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,620
His grandmother has a
message for your grandmother.
310
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,122
What is it? What is it?
311
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,594
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
312
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,763
Tell him it means that
because he's bugged at me
313
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,498
that's no reason to
cheat the Sweathogs
314
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,500
out of their first
possible victory.
315
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,735
You're cheating us, man.
316
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,938
Tell him I had faith in him.
I thought he was a leader.
317
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,239
So did I.
318
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,774
And tell him this is no time
to cop out on his friends.
319
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,176
That's rotten, Vinnie. Rotten.
320
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,780
You don't deserve to be
president, you know that.
321
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,382
That's it. I'm gonna run for
president. We don't need you.
322
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,751
You?!
323
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,186
Epstein, you're my best friend,
324
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,777
and even I'd have trouble
voting for a person like you.
325
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,724
You quit.
326
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,359
I only quit 'cause Mr. Kotter
327
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,562
was making me run
with a phony image.
328
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,732
You're right, Vinnie. Let
me tell you guys a story.
329
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,401
When I went to Buchanan,
I wanted to be president
330
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,969
more than anything in the world.
331
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,637
But nobody gave
me any inspiration.
332
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,107
They didn't believe a
Sweathog could do anything.
333
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,677
Vinnie, I just didn't
follow through.
334
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,678
But you gotta follow
through. Come on.
335
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,180
No, wait... Wait a
second, Epstein.
336
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,280
Wait a minute.
337
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,749
What you're trying to say
338
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,251
is that I ought to run
as Vinnie Barbarino,
339
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,986
all-Sweathog and
proud of it, right?
340
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,088
That's right.
341
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,890
Which reminds me, Epstein. Hmm?
342
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,458
For some strange reason
343
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,460
Scott Phillips and Judy Borden
344
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,462
have decided to
withdraw from the race.
345
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,064
Imagine that.
346
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,032
I didn't tell anybody
he couldn't run.
347
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,201
I just told Scott
if he got elected,
348
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,625
he'd lose use of his face.
349
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,608
I didn't think he was
gonna take me seriously.
350
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,410
Well, you know, people
are funny that way.
351
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,712
They get annoyed when
you threaten their faces.
352
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,215
You mean... You mean
I'm already president?
353
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,983
Well, that depends. On what?
354
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,418
On whether you're willing to win
355
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,386
by scaring people
out of an election.
356
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,323
You want that kind of a
hollow, unsatisfying victory?
357
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,747
Hey, man, do you really
wanna win that way?
358
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,318
Yeah.
359
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,034
If they wanna quit,
that's their decision.
360
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,604
The only thing is, I think
maybe you helped them decide.
361
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,706
No, I wasn't gonna
follow through, really.
362
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,641
I... That's just my way.
363
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,243
Hey, you're not the only
one with a story, Kotter.
364
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,179
This is the naked city, baby.
365
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:21,149
There's eight million stories
out there, and I got one too.
366
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,853
You think it's easy being
a Puerto Rican Jew, huh?
367
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,588
You think it's easy
growing up in a house
368
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,657
with nine other
Puerto Rican Jews?
369
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,826
Half my brothers
were out stealing pants,
370
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,462
the other half
were altering 'em.
371
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,530
I mean, like, I had
to threaten people
372
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,933
just to get into the bathroom.
373
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,868
Who do you think
you're talking to, Epstein?
374
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,770
When I was a kid, we
didn't have a bathroom.
375
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,573
We had to use a Texaco
station across the street.
376
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,997
It wasn't bad if
you made the light.
377
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,919
Get the point, Epstein.
378
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,553
You're not the
only one that's poor.
379
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,323
It doesn't give you the right to
go around threatening people.
380
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,825
All right, all right. So, what
are we supposed to do now?
381
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,195
I've invited Scott and
Judy here for a little talk.
382
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,629
You're butting in again, man.
383
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,997
No, I'm leaving. It's up to you.
384
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,733
Whatever you decide
is okay with me.
385
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,535
I just did guarantee
them a little
386
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,036
what you'd call, uh,
diplomatic immunity.
387
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,305
What does that mean?
388
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,606
It means their dental patterns
389
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,808
are gonna remain unchanged.
390
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,610
All right, all right.
So we'll talk to 'em.
391
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,711
Okay.
392
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,912
I'll see you guys later.
393
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,147
Right.
394
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,472
And, uh, I'll see Scott
and Judy later too, huh?
395
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,154
What do you think?
396
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,622
I think maybe he's right.
397
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,791
Um, it's kinda like
goin' to fight a guy,
398
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,382
and then when you get
there, he's already beat up.
399
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,886
Hi.
400
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,503
He's coming. Hey, hey, hey.
401
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,205
He's coming. He's coming.
402
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,078
Put it there. All right.
403
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,881
Don't you think we can
hold off on the victory party
404
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,582
till we find out who
won the election?
405
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,284
What are you talking
about, Mr. Kotter?
406
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,618
Vinnie's got it locked up.
407
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,187
Mr. Kotter, you were so right.
408
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,554
I mean, without Scott running,
409
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,491
it would've been
a hollow victory.
410
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,892
I feel...
411
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,894
I feel like this is
just the beginning.
412
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,028
Today, Buchanan,
tomorrow, who knows?
413
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,264
All right.
414
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,431
Go get 'em.
415
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,001
Governor Barbarino.
416
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,470
Senator Barbarino.
417
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,660
Emperor Barbarino.
418
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,397
You know, Julius
Caesar was an Italian.
419
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,881
All right, your majesty, if
you'll get on your chariot,
420
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,684
and go back to your chair, we'll
have time to take attendance.
421
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,455
Barbarino is here.
Cavanaugh is here.
422
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,490
Ooh, ooh. Straight time.
423
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,058
Good morning, Mr. Kotter.
424
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,593
Mr. Woodman.
425
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,862
Morning, students.
426
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,397
Well.
427
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,699
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
428
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,624
Gee, I'm sorry to hear
you're leaving, Mr. Woodman.
429
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,078
I, uh, am referring
to the results
430
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,381
of the student
election, Mr. Kotter.
431
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,105
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie.
432
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,042
Who is that boy?
433
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,490
That's Arnold Horshack.
434
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,380
Strange.
435
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:22,331
I have a couple announcements.
436
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,300
The Pledge of Allegiance
is canceled today.
437
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,703
I would appreciate very much
438
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,627
the return of the flag.
439
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:36,311
And now the election results.
440
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,547
All right.
441
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,983
I am very happy to announce
442
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,618
that the new student
body president...
443
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:48,012
of Buchanan is Scott Phillips.
444
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,898
And for all of you
who worked so hard
445
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,022
and fought so
dirty and didn't win,
446
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,138
no trouble.
447
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,374
The results, Mr. Kotter.
448
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,876
Have a good day, children.
449
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,942
Hey, man, hey.
That ain't no big thing.
450
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,546
Hey, Vinnie.
451
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:35,192
I'm gonna get 'em for
what they did, Vinnie.
452
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:40,097
I'm gonna get 'em for
what they did, Vinnie.
453
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,725
You did the best that you
could. Hey, come here.
454
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,794
Look at these results.
455
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,529
Judy Borden, 11 votes, huh?
456
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:05,200
Vinnie Barbarino, 47 votes.
457
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,424
Scott Phillips, 322.
458
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,106
You really know how to
cheer a guy up, don't you?
459
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:15,410
Hey, that means that 39
Sweathogs voted for you.
460
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,680
You got through to them. I did?
461
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,570
Right. There was something
in you that they responded to.
462
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,018
Maybe it was my personality.
463
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,042
Maybe it was.
464
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,690
Maybe if I run next
year, I could pick up
465
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:32,428
a couple of 10, 20
votes, you know.
466
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,451
Who knows, if I stay in
school long enough...?
467
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,203
I wonder if the president
of the United States
468
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:44,327
has to be a high
school graduate?
469
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,282
I lost.
470
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,518
How could you lose?
You weren't even running.
471
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,953
Well, how come
I feel like I lost?
472
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,189
'Cause you were
butting in again, Kotter.
473
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,592
And now, from the
great state of yesterday,
474
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,895
memory nominates
the oldest Sweathog:
475
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,696
Gabe Kotter.
476
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,199
♪ Welcome back ♪
477
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:15,037
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
478
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,827
♪ Welcome back ♪
479
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,981
What do you call that stuff?
480
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,649
You heard of chicken cacciatore?
481
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,685
Well, this is an
old family delicacy.
482
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,687
It's called chicken catatory.
483
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,389
You just made that up.
484
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,058
Would I do a thing like that?
485
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,292
Yeah. You're right.
486
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,363
This was handed down
from generation to generation.
487
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,698
Really? How far back?
488
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,000
Well, it goes all the way back
489
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,368
to my great ancestor
Caveman Zor Kotter,
490
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,138
who incidentally
invented the chicken.
491
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,494
Really?
492
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,265
Then he invented garbage.
493
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,479
♪ Welcome back ♪
494
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:02,283
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
495
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,074
♪ Welcome back ♪
496
00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:10,792
Welcome Back, Kotter
was recorded live on tape
497
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,894
before a studio audience.
498
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,463
♪ Welcome back ♪
499
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:19,267
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
500
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,469
♪ Welcome back ♪
501
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:26,375
♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
502
00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:28,409
♪ Well, the names
Have all changed ♪
503
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:30,612
♪ Since you hung around ♪
504
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,881
♪ But those dreams
Have remained ♪
505
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,350
♪ And they've turned around ♪
506
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,453
♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
507
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,020
♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
508
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,256
♪ Back here where we need ya? ♪
509
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,357
♪ Back here Where we need ya? ♪
510
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,493
♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
511
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♪ 'Cause we've got
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