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Julie, come on.
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Get out of bed. Come on.
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I was having a
really great dream.
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Oh, come on.
Take the pillows out.
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Come on.
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What'd you do that for?
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You're stalling.
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I'm not stalling.
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I'm not going.
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Ugh. Again?
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Honey, just be happy that you
have been assigned anywhere.
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A lot of new teachers
can't find jobs at all.
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Julie, James Buchanan
is not anywhere.
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It's in Bensonhurst,
which is in Brooklyn,
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which is where I spent
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four degenerate
years as a student.
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Do you know how rough that is?
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The gangs there don't use guns.
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They insert the
bullets manually.
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Welcome Back, Kotter has
been recorded live on tape
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before a studio audience.
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well, the names
Have all changed ♪
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♪ Since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams
Have remained ♪
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♪ And they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya? ♪
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♪ Back here Where we need ya? ♪
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♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've got
him On the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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I'll never forget that first day
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back at Buchanan as a teacher.
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That's me, the
cute one on the left.
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That's Vice Principal Woodman.
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He's the kind of guy
who drinks prune juice
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'cause he likes the taste.
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When I was a student,
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he always blamed
me for the cafeteria riot.
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Well, that was 10 years ago.
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I'm sure the man has
forgotten all about it by now.
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What about the cafeteria riot?
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He hasn't forgotten.
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The cafeteria riot?
I was there, okay.
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I was an innocent bystander.
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Were it not for
my faulty memory,
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I would seem to
remember you bystanding
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on top of the table
shouting, "Charge!"
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That wasn't me, Mr. Woodman,
that was Crazy Delaney.
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No, no, Kotter. No, no.
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No, Delaney was the maniac
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who dropped two
teachers of different weights
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from the gymnasium window
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to see if they hit the
ground at the same time.
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He said it was a
physics experiment.
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Look, Mr. Woodface...
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These things, they
happened a long time ago.
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I'm a different person.
You're a different person.
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Things change. No, you're wrong.
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No, you're wrong.
Nothing changes.
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Remember my motto.
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Conquer thyself, Kotter.
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Conquer thyself.
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Right here in the hall?
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You haven't
changed a bit, Kotter.
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You still have street mouth.
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I have a degree in
teaching, Mr. Woodman.
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That's why I'm here.
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You wanna teach?
All right, teach.
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I'm giving you back your own.
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The special guidance
remedial academics group.
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You're giving me the Sweathogs?
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To you, whose class
launched that revolting name,
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they're Sweathogs.
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To me, they're...
remedial Sweathogs.
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Mr. Woodman, do
you really think it's...
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Mr. Kotter, you'll
find that first aid
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is still in Room 118.
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Good morning.
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I'm your, uh, new
homeroom teacher.
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My name is Mr. Kotter.
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I am looking forward
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to a meaningful learning
experience for everybody.
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A meaningful learning
experience, Mr. Kotter?
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Wow, tell us more.
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Oh, I'd be delighted to.
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I'll also be your social
studies instructor.
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Social studies? That's
one of our favorites.
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Can we begin right now?
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Well, as soon as
I get your names,
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I guess we'll get right into it.
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Great. Oh, goody, goody, goody!
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Now that I have succeeded
in establishing a relationship,
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a rapport between
myself and myself,
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I'd like to know who you are.
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Let us begin over here.
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No, no.
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We're gonna start over here.
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Okay, we'll start over here.
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Barbarino.
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Vinnie Barbarino.
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This is my place and these,
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these are my people.
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Thank you, uh,
Chairman Barbarino.
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Who is this?
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That.
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That is Epstein.
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The toughest kid in school.
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Voted "Most
likely to take a life."
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Epstein, huh?
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Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo
de Huevos Epstein,
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from San Juan.
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You're mother's Puerto Rican?
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No. My father.
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My mother's name is Bibberman.
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I really didn't know, you know,
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that there were
Epsteins in Puerto Rico.
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Oh, there weren't
until the winter of '38.
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When a boat carrying
a shivering Lou Epstein
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from Odessa to the Bronx
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stopped in San Juan.
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"Oy," my grandfather said,
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"look at the palm trees.
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"Feel this heat.
Look at this tan.
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Hey, who needs Miami?"
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From that day on,
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there were Epsteins in San Juan.
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That's very
interesting, uh, Epstein.
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What's your favorite subject?
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Assault.
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Yeah, you tell him Puerto Rico.
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Hi, there.
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My name's Freddie Washington.
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Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
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What's the "Boom Boom" for?
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♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
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I get it. I get it.
You play the bass.
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No, man, I just
like to be doing this.
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Who are you?
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He's Horshack.
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Horshack doesn't talk?
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He talks when
I tell him to talk.
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Is that so, Horshack?
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You need him
to tell you to talk?
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You say nothing on
your own volition?
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Tell him to talk.
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Talk, Horshack.
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Hello.
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How are ya?
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I'm Arnold Horshack.
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Which Arnold Horshack?
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Arnold Horshack, the last.
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Why the last, Horshack?
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Because, uh, after they made me,
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they broke the mold.
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What else, uh, can
you make him do?
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Oh, the hunchback.
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Ask me to do the
hunchback of Notre-Dame.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Horshack, would you do the
hunchback of Notre-Dame?
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It's great.
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Esmeralda, come ring my bells.
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Well, look, you're a very
interesting group of kids,
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and I love to go on
talking to you forever.
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But it's time to play
Let's Go to School.
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I'm sorry, Barbarino,
but this is my class.
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Okay. I want you to listen
to me and listen closely.
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Pick up your chairs and move
them to wherever you like to sit
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and sit with anybody you
have a relationship with.
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Why should we
do that, Mr. Kotter?
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Why should we move
our chairs? Huh? Huh?
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This way, you'll be
more inclined to study,
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you'll be in study groups.
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Do it!
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Okay. This is what
you call a study group.
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This, uh, study
group. To study what?
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You study whatever grabs you.
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Wanna study
American history? Great.
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Civics? Far out. Current
events? Fantastic.
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On the other hand,
if you'd like to study
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how to look innocent
in a lineup, that's great.
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If you'd like to study
how to speak clearly
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with a stocking over
your head, terrific.
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Whatever grabs you.
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The only thing
that grabs Horshack
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is in a brown paper wrapper.
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Come on! Give it! Come on!
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You twits!
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All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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Give me that book. All right.
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Ooh.
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I'm into recycling paper.
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I was about to turn it in.
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Mr. Kotter, I have an idea.
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Why don't we take
one of those chicks
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and put her up on the wall
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so our study group
may study her?
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Mr. Kotter?
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Mr. Kotter, what you looking at?
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I was just, uh,
reading her biography.
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Sit down, Horshack.
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I might do that, Barbarino,
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if your study group would
write a report on censorship.
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The effect on the male teenager.
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Yeah, well, Barbarino
don't write no reports
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for no one.
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Barbarino don't
write no reports.
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What does Barbarino
do beside give orders?
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Hey, Vinnie's the ranking
champ for Brooklyn.
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Take a bow, Vinnie.
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You mean, insulting,
chopping, sounding.
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The doesn'ts.
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The doesn'ts.
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Okay, Barbarino, let's see
how much talent you got.
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You're asking for it, Kotter.
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You're right, I'm asking for it.
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Up your nose with a rubber hose.
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Whoa!
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Washington, go
to the blackboard,
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write that down under "1975."
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Another one, Barbarino.
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I heard you had an idea once,
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but it died of loneliness.
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All right.
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Come on, Barbarino,
that the best you can do?
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Hey, off my case, toilet face.
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I'm doing terrific.
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Okay.
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Now, Washington,
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go to the other
side of the board.
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Write down "1965."
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Hey, Barbarino,
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I understand your
sister's rotten to the core.
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But wonderful to the infantry.
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Whoa!
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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And they tell me your father
got a new job last week.
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He became a skin
diver for Roto-Rooter.
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And...
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And the word's out
that your mother...
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Hey, not my mother.
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Your aunt.
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Not my mother.
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Your aunt
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is so low she plays
handball against a curb.
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Not my mother.
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That woman is completely holy.
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Okay. Thank you, Washington.
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Now, I think we
have some clues here
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to how our society has
changed in the last 10 years.
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This is very
interesting. Notice 1975.
262
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,718
The attack is direct upon me.
263
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:33,388
I am described as a toilet face
264
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,392
whose one idea has
died of loneliness.
265
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,760
And who, if
Mr. Barbarino had his way,
266
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,563
would be walking
around with a rubber hose
267
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,265
sticking out of his nose.
268
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:46,002
However, in
1965, it's different.
269
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,871
The attack is not upon
me but upon my family.
270
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,697
My sister who is described as...
271
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:54,999
Mr. Woodman.
272
00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,416
Kotter, what's going on here?
273
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,485
What's happened to this room?
274
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,955
The seats, the
blackboard, this desk?
275
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,356
Your mouth?
276
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,824
Have you gone berserk?
277
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,893
I'm trying to teach my
class, Mr. Woodman.
278
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,561
Pollute, Kotter,
the word's pollute.
279
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,663
You're a maniac.
280
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,764
You were a maniac
remedial academic student.
281
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,833
Now you're a maniac
remedial academic teacher.
282
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,268
Ten years has changed nothing.
283
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,703
You're a Sweathog now.
You were a Sweathog then.
284
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,640
Mr. Woodman, I'm
trying to reach these kids.
285
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,509
I'm using whatever works,
and I think it's working.
286
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,601
Horshack, tell him why
you're sitting over there?
287
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,874
Barbarino, why did
you move your chair?
288
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,145
Washington...
289
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,650
Turkey.
290
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,771
What was that you
were saying, Kotter?
291
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,840
I will not allow you
or anybody else
292
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,708
to come in this room
and chew me out
293
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,776
in front of my class.
294
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,277
I am a respectable human being.
295
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,447
I am a teacher. I am a husband.
296
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,772
I am not a 16-year-old Sweathog.
297
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,252
Anything else, Kotter?
298
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,154
Yes.
299
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,618
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
300
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,194
♪ Welcome back ♪
301
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,352
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
302
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,737
You copped out, Gabe.
303
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,828
Hey, off my case, toilet face.
304
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,770
What?
305
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,482
I'm sorry, baby.
306
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,884
Julie, I tried.
307
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,920
I really tried.
308
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,689
It just didn't happen.
309
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,925
Thomas Wolfe was right.
You can't go home again.
310
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,295
Don't worry, something
will come along.
311
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,264
Bills will come along.
312
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,533
And then bill collectors.
313
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,901
Large, meaty fellows
314
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,127
who feed on other
people's furniture and cars.
315
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,676
We don't have a car.
316
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,099
They'll eat our subway.
317
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,747
We're not gonna
starve. I know what to do.
318
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,948
Tomorrow morning,
319
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,317
sew rubber pockets
on all my pants,
320
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:19,255
and I'll go to the
Automat and steal soup.
321
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,224
Julie, I want to be a teacher
more than anything in the world.
322
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,393
But I wanna go to a place
where I can have some effect
323
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,295
on my students.
324
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,364
Basically, that's what I want.
325
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,622
I want students, real
students, not hit men in waiting.
326
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:38,073
Uh... Kotter, how you doing?
327
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,274
Hey, Mr. Kotter, man,
328
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,976
y-you should keep
your windows locked.
329
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,477
There's a whole
lot of ghetto trash
330
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,868
out and about these days.
331
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,116
All right, look.
Barbarino, Washington,
332
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,751
you came in through the window
333
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,218
you have no right to be here.
334
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,521
You're leaving. Don't
ever come back here again.
335
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,312
This is my home,
you understand that?
336
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:05,500
Okay, all right. I understand.
337
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,503
I know why you're all here,
and I really appreciate it.
338
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,806
I think it's a very
nice gesture of you,
339
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,174
but it didn't work out.
340
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,709
There's no way I'm going back.
341
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,511
There's just no
way I'll go back.
342
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,035
No one wants you back, Kotter.
343
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,119
Why did you come here?
344
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:27,556
Well, we just wanted to see
how the founding Sweathog lives.
345
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,391
Hey, look, we can't stay long,
346
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,326
we got a cab waiting downstairs.
347
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,461
You took a cab?
348
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,219
We're gonna give it back.
349
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,468
You stole a cab?
350
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,404
No, no, no, no, no. It's
Horshack's father's cab.
351
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,273
You can't steal a
guy's father's cab.
352
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,374
You can't.
353
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,566
Then why'd we
tie him up, Vinnie?
354
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,337
Huh? Hey. Hey,
why'd we tie him up?
355
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:59,221
Wow, I bet you get a
lot of action around here.
356
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,423
That chick in your study group?
357
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,292
That happens to be
my wife, Barbarino.
358
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,061
Hi, everybody.
359
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,396
I'm Julie.
360
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,931
I'm leaving your
mother out of it,
361
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,833
you leave my wife out of it.
362
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:15,104
The woman's holy,
completely holy.
363
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,039
You know, I think
it's just terrific
364
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,574
that you guys are married.
365
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,812
Every so often, Vinnie
wants to marry me.
366
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,636
Last time, it was behind
the billboards on 84th Street.
367
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,285
Hey, everybody. Photo album.
368
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,053
Ooh. Great.
369
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,389
Okay, wait a second.
If you want something,
370
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,191
you ask for it, you don't grab.
371
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,527
Come on, honey, show them.
372
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,696
Ask, don't grab.
373
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,098
Come on. Come on. Come on.
374
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,600
Come on.
375
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,335
All right. All right.
376
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,871
Just for a couple of minutes.
377
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,506
Yeah, let's see
what we have here.
378
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,540
Aw.
379
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,898
Isn't that a cute flower.
380
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,081
Did you wear it to
the senior prom?
381
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,851
I bet it looked lovely
on your organdy gown.
382
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,586
That was my date's.
383
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,288
Well, what's it doing here?
384
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,289
She didn't show up.
385
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,259
Aww.
386
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,060
Oh, honey.
387
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,929
Hey, yo, Mr. Kotter.
You got any pictures
388
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,165
in that book of when
you didn't have your afro?
389
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,000
Let me see. I think
we have a few.
390
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,837
That? That guy is you?
391
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,327
What a schlepp.
392
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,974
That's... That's not me.
393
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,676
Uh, that's not me,
that's my friend.
394
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,966
Morty the Schlepp.
395
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,652
Cut it.
396
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,491
Who's the chick?
397
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,592
Her name's Ellen.
398
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,897
You got nothing to worry
about with this one, Mrs. Kotter.
399
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,598
She's a dog. FREDDIE: Yeah.
400
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,493
My sister is not
a dog, Barbarino.
401
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,608
We can't stay.
402
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,110
We would love to
stay, but we can't.
403
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,544
And you know why?
404
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,079
'Cause Horshack is buying
us all hotdogs at Nathan's.
405
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,482
Yeah, we just wanted to see
what happens to a Sweathog
406
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,918
who leaves Buchanan
without handcuffs on.
407
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:10,919
What do you think?
408
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,821
It ain't any different, right?
409
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,924
You got one room,
you sleep on a sofa,
410
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,894
your, uh, kitchen's in the
middle of the living room
411
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,462
and you still got
to lock the windows
412
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,364
to keep the bums out.
413
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,033
- Thanks a lot, Epstein.
- Yeah.
414
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,236
Mr. Kotter, it was
very nice meeting you.
415
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,237
It really was. And I'm
sorry about that job.
416
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,238
But you know what?
417
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,406
You're gonna find one
418
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,041
that's better suited for you.
419
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,076
And Mrs. Kotter. You
know, I'm gonna come back,
420
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,945
and I'm gonna teach
you how to make lasagna.
421
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,847
Great. Good. We'll
come back, have a party,
422
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,615
and we'll have a good
time. See you later.
423
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,084
Later, bro. All right, let's go.
424
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,251
Out the door.
425
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,487
Washington, will
you go out the door?
426
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,222
Come on, you two.
427
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,590
Get away from that apartment.
428
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,592
It's all cheap stuff over there.
429
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,294
Those people are on a budget.
430
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,797
That's it, pack your things,
we're leaving tomorrow.
431
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,021
I like them.
432
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,502
We'll go to Nebraska.
433
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,903
Okay, honey.
434
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,887
Whatever you
decide, I'll be there.
435
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,328
What are you laughing at?
436
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,130
Somebody just
stole your television,
437
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,364
and you're laughing.
438
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,999
He brought it back.
439
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:34,435
That makes a big difference.
440
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,795
Gabe, did you expect to
win them all over in one day?
441
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,479
You know what's
bothering you, honey?
442
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,648
The fact that it is very
hard for you to accept
443
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,673
that the best part of you
grew up in the streets.
444
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:55,924
Julie, baby, if it
wasn't for you... What?
445
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,582
I would've married
somebody else.
446
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,611
Oh, no, please, no.
447
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,877
Hi.
448
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,846
You quit, Kotter.
449
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,115
Like a prayer that was
answered, you quit.
450
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:23,852
You said up my nose
with a rubber hose.
451
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,454
Remove the hose,
Mr. Woodman. I'm back.
452
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,390
You want me out,
you gotta fire me.
453
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,492
I don't want trouble with
the Board of Education.
454
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,028
You know how I hate trouble
with the the Board of Education.
455
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,930
I guess you're stuck
with me then, huh?
456
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,365
Hey, look who's back.
457
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,533
Here we go again.
458
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,636
Round two. Hey, Mr. Kotter.
459
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,826
What's happening, bro?
460
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,077
Good morning.
461
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,580
Hey, Mr. Kotter,
I'm glad you're back.
462
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,015
You know what? I've decided.
463
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,450
I wanna do a report
on male chauvinism.
464
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:59,554
Yeah, I'm gonna do a report on
the rip-off women's movement.
465
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,156
Hey, Mr. Kotter, I'm
gonna do a report
466
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,057
on the implications
of socializations
467
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,082
of Puerto Rican Jews.
468
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,130
You got it, Epstein.
469
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,631
Hey, yo, Mr. Kotter.
470
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,199
Dig.
471
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,602
♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
472
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,904
I got it. I got it, Washington.
473
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,973
You wanna write a
report on playing the bass.
474
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,808
No, man. I want to
pretend to write a report
475
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,931
on playing the bass.
476
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,415
Uh, Kotter, I, uh...
477
00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:29,417
I don't quite know
what's going on here,
478
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,419
but I will say this.
479
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,452
Yes?
480
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:32,954
I am one hell of a principal.
481
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,689
You?
482
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:36,392
I finally got them motivated.
483
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,959
Didn't I have... You, Kotter,
484
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,661
you're a perfect
example of what I can do
485
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,263
once I put my mind to
it. I mean, think about it.
486
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,333
If not for me, you'd have
turned out to be another hood.
487
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,236
I don't know what to
say, Mr. Woodman,
488
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,071
except as principals go,
489
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,175
you certainly don't have any.
490
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,734
Now, keep up the good
work, won't you, children?
491
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:11,159
We still have a ways
to go here, Kotter.
492
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,228
Welcome back.
493
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,731
Did you really go to
school here, Mr. Kotter?
494
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,199
Oh, yes...
495
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,669
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
496
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,038
♪ Welcome back ♪
497
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:27,030
♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
498
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,087
♪ Welcome back ♪
499
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:43,158
♪ Your dreams
Were your ticket out ♪
500
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,360
♪ Welcome back ♪
501
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:50,198
♪ To that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
502
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,234
♪ Well, the names
Have all changed ♪
503
00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,536
♪ Since you hung around ♪
504
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,804
♪ But those dreams
Have remained ♪
505
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,073
♪ And they've turned around ♪
506
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:01,276
♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
507
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,211
♪ Who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
508
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,080
♪ Back here where we need ya? ♪
509
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,349
♪ Back here Where we need ya? ♪
510
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,351
♪ Yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
511
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,874
♪ 'Cause we've got him... ♪
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