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Lee and I have
some issues to discuss.
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Open or closed?
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-Open.
-Closed.
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He said to do closed.
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You all are probably wondering
why I'm sitting with you.
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Lee Russell is an asshole.
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-(LAUGHING)
-No shit.
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He's got me substitute
teaching history class.
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STUDENT:
You even go to college?
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(SCOFFS) Yes.
I went to college.
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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What were your SAT scores?
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(MOCKING) I think my SAT scores
are none of your business.
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The teachers definitely hate you
and mock you at every turn.
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NEIL GAMBY: King Ding-a-Ling?
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MS. ABBOTT:
So, I made it my wall paper.
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(LAUGHING)
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Woo!
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LEE RUSSELL: I am the Principal.
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Uh, I was supposed
to be Principal too, so...
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Yes... But, then you got shot.
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You were broken
and I brought you back.
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Boy:
Most mischievous
foul sin...
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What a life is this,
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that your poor friends
must woo your company?
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Girl:
A fool, a fool!
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I met a fool in the forest,
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a motley fool,
in a miserable world!
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(dialogue continues
indistinctly)
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All right. Listen,
listen, listen, listen!
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My good friend
Joni Mitchell once said,
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"Laughing and crying..."
And shut up, Maggie!
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"...is the same release."
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(students chattering)
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Think, think, think,
think, think, think.
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Gamby:
Seychelles!
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Seychelles!
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Where are you, big boy?
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Seychelles!
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(singsongy)
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
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Seychelles.
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Seychelles.
I see you in that red hat!
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Get out here, right now!
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Team-building is mandatory,
Russell says so.
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Have a heart. I have all this
work to do, you know that.
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Seychelles--
You don't understand!
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You're not an artist!
Get the fuck out!
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-(men shouting orders)
-(clamoring)
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Woman:
Move it, ladies!
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(clamoring continues)
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If we are passionate,
there is nothing
we cannot accomplish.
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Power is speed and force.
Let's go!
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These guys are working
the teachers like Hebrew slaves.
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SweatDogs are the best
team-building company
in the world.
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They've even done it
for Japanese corporations.
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(grunts, sobs)
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Look at Seychelles's ass.
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Flustered, sweating,
and looking like a bitch.
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What are you doing?
Don't look at me.
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Get up. We don't fall over.
Don't look at me.
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On your feet, sir!
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Seychelles:
I can't do it.
It's too heavy.
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It's too heavy?
Well, we've identified
the weak one.
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The man
in the infinity scarf.
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That's how you keep
people in line, Gamby.
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You push them
to the limits.
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That's enough.
He's trying his best.
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Break them down to nothing.
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I think you should get back
to doing what you were doing.
Don't touch me.
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And rebuild them
into whatever you want.
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Pretty diabolical there, boss.
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It's good to be the king.
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(screams)
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(theme music playing)
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What I just witnessed:
the most obnoxious,
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arrogant, out-of-shape
group of teachers
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that I have ever seen
in my life.
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And we work
with the Special Olympics!
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Well, why do you think
I fuckin' called you?
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Huh? You got
your fuckin' berets.
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You got your tank tops.
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Isn't it to whip people
into shape?
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Woman:
Don't worry, don't worry.
We like to implement
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involuntary reeducation
of basic beliefs and values
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to adjust to your
institution's philosophy.
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Hmm. So brainwashing.
It's not brainwashing.
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We call it...
Think-change.
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Shawn came up with that term.
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I used to be fat as fuck,
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but I had to change
my lifestyle and my mindset
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to get jacked and pumped.
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Think-change.
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You, my friend,
are fuckin' cool!
You're damn right.
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(knock on door)
What, Janice?
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Can't you see I'm talking
to these SweatDogs?
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Oh, I'm very sorry to...
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interrupt.
Then why are you
interrupting?
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Your wife called,
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and, um, it's urgent.
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So, what's
the emergency, Russell?
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My father passed away.
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Aw, shit.
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I'm sorry, Russell.
Were you guys close?
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No.
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He was a Navy captain,
my daddy.
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A fuckin' man's man.
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(sighs) He showered
my two older sisters
with all the affection.
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They grew up to be tomboys,
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interested in sports and cars.
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He was always
more proud of them
than he ever was of me.
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That's tough.
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That's real tough.
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I know how it is.
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Really?
Your father was an asshole
who looked down on you too?
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I mean...
not really.
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Actually, he supported me
in all my endeavors,
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was there for me pretty much
every step of the way.
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What the fuck?
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You have no fuckin' idea
what I'm going through, Gamby!
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Well, I still
really, really pity you.
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Is there anything I can do?
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Yes.
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I need you to run Jackson
while I'm gone.
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For a day.
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You think you can do that
without fuckin' it up?
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Trust me, okay?
I can handle anything.
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Can you handle these lazy,
fuckin' teachers?
Yeah.
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Don't let them get out
of the team-building
workshops either.
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I paid these SweatDogs
good money to beat them
into submission.
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If they participate,
you write them up.
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Mandatory attendance.
Got it. Easy.
And a fine.
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And a fine.
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Look at that.
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Come tomorrow,
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you will be principal
of North Jackson high school.
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For a day.
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It'll be nice to see
your sisters again.
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We haven't seen them in ages.
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Their boys must be
all grown up by now.
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All four of their kids
together look like
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a retarded
Hitler youth group.
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Oh, fuck, no!
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Christine,
I have a white stain
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on my special
black funeral suit!
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It's so small,
you can hardly notice it.
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My sisters notice
everything.
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Lynn will say that this
looks like dried-up cum,
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and Lacey will say
that it is dried-up cum.
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You know how my sisters are
towards me, Christine!
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Yeah, but
everything's closed.
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Nothing's open now.
But...
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Nobody's going to be
noticing your suit.
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You're there to celebrate
your father's life.
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It doesn't look
like dried-up cum.
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Okay.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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God damn it.
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Both:
...with liberty
and justice for all.
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Unbelievable.
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Good morning,
boss for the day.
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Principal Gamby.
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What do you two
think you are doing?
We just raised the flag,
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getting the doors
open for business.
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You don't think I would have
wanted to raise the flag, Nash?
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Russell usually does it,
but we didn't know
that you were--
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(babbles)
Listen to what you're
saying, okay, Nash.
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Russell usually does it
because he's the principal.
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What am I today?
I'm the principal, Nash.
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Of course
I want to raise the flag!
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And why are you wearing
a hat when you're pledging
allegiance, Nash?
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The one fuckin' time I've ever
seen you with a hat,
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and it's when
you're raising the flag.
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You guys suck beans
at being patriots.
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Mr. Gamby, you have
a nine o'clock with
Harold in maintenance,
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and then you have
a 9:30 phone call
with the district,
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and then after lunch,
you have a meeting
with student government.
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Oh, and, um,
here's the checklist
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of all the teachers doing
new curriculum proposals.
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You're about to give me
a fuckin' panic attack,
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and I'm just starting
to get situated, okay.
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Don't be fuckin'
with my head!
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I'm sorry, um...
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You have about seven minutes
until morning announcements.
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I have to do that?
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It'll be fun.
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Okay. This is
a teleprompter.
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Can you read okay?
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These are the words
that I'm to say?
Yes, it is.
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Okay. Easy fine. Cinch.
Okay.
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I'm gonna give you a countdown
and we're gonna start. Three.
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Two.
Two, one.
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One.
Three, two, one,
to do what?
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To do what?
To do the thing? I'm ready.
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Girl: Go!
Gamby: Fine. Shut up.
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Oh shit, Mr. Gamby on TV.
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Hey! Good afternoon, ladies.
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Girl: Tigers.
Tigers.
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I'm Principal Namby...
(laughter)
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Robotics Club is canceling
their monthly meetings
next Thursday,
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so, no reason
to go to the meetings,
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'cause no one who does robots
is going to be there.
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Uh, today, is Miranda Clarke
and Ricky Leache's birthday.
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It's a special time
to have a birthday,
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to be able to celebrate
with your friends.
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Mr. Gamby looks like
he's having a stroke.
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Uh, faculty is reminded
that today after school,
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team-building with
the SweatDogs will continue.
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Attendance is mandatory.
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And in the final words
of every...
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the stuff for the
morning announcements,
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is that there is no fear
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of anything slipping
through the cracks
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while Lee Russell is gone,
because I am here,
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the principal that everyone
knows that I can be,
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so that the school
is in the best hands
that can ever to be in.
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Okay, anyway.
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Do I have to say that's it?
Cut. Will someone say cut?
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I'm sitting here
fuckin' sweating my face off.
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I don't know if this is going
to the fuckin'...
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(school bell chimes)
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(voices murmuring)
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Russell:
Okay, Momma.
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Oh, let's go sit down
in your favorite chair.
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You look so good!
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I used to rock you
in this chair.
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(speaking Korean)
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Not-not now, Mi-Cha.
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Mi-Cha, please!
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Just go to the
snack table, please.
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Okay? Just...
There's some... Please.
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If you need anything, Momma,
please, just let me know.
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I'm just so glad you came, son.
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I didn't think you would.
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Momma, why would
you think that?
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Christine:
Look who I found.
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Lee!
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Wow.
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You actually came.
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We didn't think
you'd make it. Hi.
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I'm not so sure why everybody
thought that I wasn't coming?
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That's just crazy.
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Well, you never called,
or texted, or...
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e-mailed, so what did
you expect us to think?
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Well, I would expect
you both to think
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that I would show up
to my own daddy's funeral.
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Stop trying to make
me look bad, okay?
Lee Russell.
247
00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:13,424
Don't you start up
again, not here.
248
00:10:13,424 --> 00:10:15,549
Shep! Tripp!
Come and say hi to your uncle.
249
00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,465
Yeah, Arliss, Wyatt,
get in here.
Come on.
250
00:10:17,465 --> 00:10:18,882
Get in here.
251
00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:21,924
Hey, Uncle Lee.
You came after all.
252
00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:25,090
After Lynn and I
finish speaking
at Dad's ceremony,
253
00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,799
they are going to play
a tribute on their guitars.
254
00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:28,966
Been practicing for weeks.
255
00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:30,841
Oh my God, you look like
a Christian rock band.
256
00:10:30,841 --> 00:10:34,173
So, everybody has a part
in the ceremony, except for me?
257
00:10:34,173 --> 00:10:37,507
We didn't think you cared.
We assumed you wouldn't want to.
258
00:10:37,507 --> 00:10:40,382
Momma, would you like
a nice cold cup of iced tea?
259
00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:43,841
Yeah, I'll get you some,
I'll get you some.
I got it. Lee, I got it.
260
00:10:43,841 --> 00:10:45,257
Stop-- Aah!
261
00:10:45,257 --> 00:10:47,632
Fine. Whatever.
I'm sorry, Momma.
262
00:10:47,632 --> 00:10:49,841
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Momma.
263
00:10:49,841 --> 00:10:51,340
Boys! Get--
264
00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,590
(sighs)
265
00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:56,757
Can we speak to you
for a moment, Lee?
No.
266
00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:00,007
Why are you acting
like a little bitch?
267
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,841
Look, we've got enough
going on here with the funeral
268
00:11:02,841 --> 00:11:04,632
and moving Momma
into a nursing home.
269
00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:06,966
Momma's moving
into a nursing home?
270
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,298
Well, that's news to me.
271
00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:10,841
Of course it's news to you.
You're never around!
272
00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:12,966
Why do you think
we packed up
all of Dad's stuff?
273
00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:15,549
Yeah, I'm claiming
his China, his comfy chair,
274
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,090
and his old Navy
magazines.
That's right.
275
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,966
And I've got his DVDs
and his rifle.
276
00:11:18,966 --> 00:11:21,048
Well, did you think that maybe
I would want some of his
277
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,841
magazines or his rifles?
278
00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:26,048
Just 'cause you two
French-kissed his asshole
his whole fuckin' life--
279
00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:29,382
Excuse me?
Excuse me! I get some stuff too.
And you know what?
280
00:11:29,382 --> 00:11:32,173
I'm going to start right here--
No, you're not
gonna start anything.
281
00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:33,465
Lee! Stop it!
282
00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:35,048
That is mine!
I fuckin' claimed it!
283
00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:36,924
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
You should back off.
284
00:11:36,924 --> 00:11:39,007
I don't even want that.
It's so stupid.
You know what's funny?
285
00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:43,882
Is your fuckin' face,
your fuckin' little pig face.
286
00:11:43,882 --> 00:11:46,340
See this? It's mine.
Whatever.
287
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:48,007
Fine.
288
00:11:51,924 --> 00:11:53,257
His model airplane.
289
00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:54,632
Oh, no you don't.
Hands off!
290
00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:55,882
Those are for our kids.
291
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,674
Don't you think your kids
are a little bit old
292
00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,382
to be playing
with model airplanes?
293
00:11:59,382 --> 00:12:00,882
You don't even have kids.
294
00:12:00,882 --> 00:12:03,007
That's 'cause
he's shooting blanks.
295
00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,257
Uh-oh, Lynn.
296
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,966
Her blood is boiling.
297
00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,549
Oh yeah, she's gonna
throw a hissy fit.
298
00:12:07,549 --> 00:12:09,215
What, are you getting
all... all red?
299
00:12:09,215 --> 00:12:10,674
Are you getting red?
Oh that's so funny,
300
00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:12,048
you calling me
"she" again.
Look at that.
301
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:14,090
Why don't you get some
new fuckin' material, all right?
302
00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:16,257
Lee.
Jesus, what?
303
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,507
What is that stain
on your pants, Lee?
Oh yeah, that looks like cum.
304
00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:22,674
I don't have--
No, I didn't cum on myself.
Did you cum on yourself again?
305
00:12:22,674 --> 00:12:24,924
No, no, no, no!
No, no!
306
00:12:24,924 --> 00:12:26,882
No, no, no!
307
00:12:26,882 --> 00:12:30,590
No, no, no! No!
(shrieking laughter)
308
00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:31,924
Lynn:
Dirty little boy!
309
00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:34,674
Please-- No! No.
310
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:37,215
No, Lacey, Lacey.
Please, no!
311
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,007
Open the door.
Open the door, please?
312
00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,132
You know what?
313
00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:42,799
Fuck you! Fuck you!
314
00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:46,507
When you say venison,
it has to have
315
00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:49,716
all the sadness
of the exile in that word.
316
00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:53,757
Sh-Come! Shall we go
kill us some venison?
317
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,549
Seychelles:
Oh, shit.
318
00:12:56,549 --> 00:12:58,257
Mr. Geal Namby.
319
00:12:58,257 --> 00:13:00,924
Your video announcements
would have been the highlight
of my morning,
320
00:13:00,924 --> 00:13:03,424
but you choked,
as we actors say.
321
00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:06,757
Where are the curriculum
proposals that Russell
asked for yesterday?
322
00:13:06,757 --> 00:13:10,424
Excuse me if the proposals
are a little bit tardy.
323
00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:13,215
Russell has been
running us ragged,
stressing everybody out.
324
00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:14,340
Oh, give me a break.
325
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,090
You're a grown man
who prances around in tights.
326
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,590
What the hell
do you have to do?
Gamby.
327
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:22,215
You're not gonna make us
stay after school
with the SweatDogs?
328
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,799
They're not human.
329
00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:25,632
They threatened
to waterboard me yesterday.
330
00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,966
You're going,
Seychelles, okay?
331
00:13:27,966 --> 00:13:30,257
So, he dreams it up,
you execute it,
332
00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,298
like a little puppet man
coming to fuck us.
333
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:33,465
You better watch your tone.
334
00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:34,799
I'm the principal,
do you hear me?
335
00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:36,507
(giggling)
You're not the principal!
336
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:39,132
You're just a flimsy cardboard
cutout of a principal.
337
00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:40,632
You're just
a two-bit thespian.
338
00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:41,716
Stand-in.
(scoffs)
339
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,298
Queen for a day.
Seychelles, that's enough!
340
00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:45,924
Get back in there
and teach these children
how to play make-pretend.
341
00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:47,924
Just like you're
making-pretend
to be principal.
342
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:49,966
Fuck you.
(mouths words)
Fuck you.
343
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:51,340
(scoffs)
344
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,966
(loud clattering)
345
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:58,132
Adolescent behavior.
346
00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:00,590
(tuning guitars)
347
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,132
What is the matter?
348
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,173
Why are you so upset?
349
00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:05,882
They're putting you
in a home, Momma,
350
00:14:05,882 --> 00:14:08,382
a terrible, awful,
nursing home.
351
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,757
It's my idea.
352
00:14:09,757 --> 00:14:13,507
I don't want to live in this
big old house all by myself.
353
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:16,090
I want to be with people
my own age.
354
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,924
They have
brainwashed you, Momma.
355
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,674
It breaks my heart to think
of you in a place like that
356
00:14:20,674 --> 00:14:23,048
where the orderlies
molest all the seniors.
357
00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:24,173
Stop.
358
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:27,757
Lynn and Lacey are
rotten human beings, Momma.
359
00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:30,340
I wish that they had died
instead of Daddy.
360
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,674
Don't you go cursing
your sisters like that.
361
00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:36,340
I know you don't get along
with them and I know why,
362
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,173
'cause you think
Daddy liked them better.
363
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:42,090
Well, maybe,
I do, yes, but...
364
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,716
we will never know if
that's true or not, Momma.
365
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:47,799
No, it's true.
He loved them more.
366
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,799
Your sisters are mean.
Yeah.
367
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:52,382
They tease you,
they strip off your clothes.
368
00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:55,215
Do you think I'm blind?
I know that.
369
00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:58,340
But they were never
being sneaky like you.
370
00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:01,841
You told lies,
lies that stung.
371
00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:04,966
Daddy didn't like that,
even if they caused it.
372
00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:08,215
Make your daddy proud
of you for once.
373
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:13,132
You're right, Momma.
374
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:15,632
I'm... I'm sorry.
375
00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:16,799
Oh!
376
00:15:18,841 --> 00:15:21,674
I love you.
I love you.
377
00:15:27,549 --> 00:15:28,924
Back it up.
378
00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:31,173
Hey, Mr. Gamby, those teachers
hate them SweatDogs
379
00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,465
more than they hate your ass.
380
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,841
Oh, here we go.
Oh, shit.
381
00:15:34,841 --> 00:15:36,632
Gamby, this is
getting ridiculous.
382
00:15:36,632 --> 00:15:38,382
The SweatDogs
want us to record
383
00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:40,090
when we throw out
our lunches now.
384
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,590
And they're harassing us
about our diets.
Shh. SweatDogs are coming.
385
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,424
What? Ridiculous.
Ms. Snodgrass.
386
00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:46,757
Mrs. Deets.
Lunchtime is over.
387
00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:48,632
There is no time
for stop and chat.
388
00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:50,674
Is this normal behavior,
Mr. Gamby.
389
00:15:50,674 --> 00:15:53,257
The stop and chats?
Uh, I mean...
390
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:55,424
Yeah, the teachers
usually do chitchat
391
00:15:55,424 --> 00:15:58,799
after lunch.
That is your fault.
I blame you.
392
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,924
You are enabling
this behavior.
393
00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:02,340
Look, I know about
being a leader too.
394
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,257
I mean, it's like,
the main part of my job,
395
00:16:04,257 --> 00:16:06,674
like being productive,
and... and being leader.
396
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,173
We do the same thing.
Incorrect, Mr. Gamby.
397
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:11,716
You don't do what we do.
398
00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:15,090
Because if you did what we do,
we wouldn't be here.
399
00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:16,716
Do you see what I'm saying?
400
00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:19,465
Yeah. But I'm not sure
if you're seeing what
I'm saying, which is,
401
00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:22,340
I also specialize
in leadership too.
402
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,424
Show me. Show us.
403
00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:26,632
Be the leader
that you say you are.
404
00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:29,382
Get these underlings
back to work. I want to see.
405
00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:32,799
(mutters)
Okay, yeah, well...
406
00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:35,465
Women...
Come, come, women, now.
407
00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:37,090
Enough with
the small talk, okay?
408
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:39,632
It's time to get back
to your places.
409
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,257
That was pathetic.
Bark at them.
410
00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,590
Go on! I said,
go on now.
411
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,132
Get to class,
the both of you.
412
00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:47,465
You got--
Bark at them. Bark at them!
413
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,799
Go--
Bark at them!
414
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,674
God damn it!
Get back to your fuckin'
classes right now! Go!
415
00:16:51,674 --> 00:16:54,716
(stomps foot)
Shoo!
Get on, varmints!
416
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:56,132
(hisses)
417
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,257
It's not about
being nice, ladies.
418
00:17:00,257 --> 00:17:02,132
It's about being leadership.
419
00:17:02,132 --> 00:17:03,590
I like it!
See, I told you guys.
420
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,590
I can do this.
421
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:05,882
Fantastic!
Yeah!
422
00:17:05,882 --> 00:17:07,507
Are you going to stand here
like an asshole
423
00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:10,173
or you going to get back
to work yourself?
424
00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:13,924
Yeah, of course
I'm gonna get back to work.
Come on. Don't trip.
425
00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:15,674
See you,
SweatDogs.
426
00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:19,757
(guitars playing)
(boys singing softly)
427
00:17:19,757 --> 00:17:20,966
(whimpers)
428
00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:24,549
I hate my sisters so much.
429
00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:28,674
They made me look
like a fuckin' loser
in my daddy's eyes.
430
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:29,841
Fuck that!
431
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,090
I should expose them.
432
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,173
What do you mean by expose?
433
00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:36,007
I used to read
all their diaries.
434
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:38,465
I know their deepest,
darkest secrets.
435
00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:40,215
They don't want me speaking
at the ceremony?
436
00:17:40,215 --> 00:17:41,590
Well, tough shit.
437
00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:45,424
I will put them
on blast.
438
00:17:45,424 --> 00:17:48,048
I will let the world
know what deceitful
little cunts they are.
439
00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:50,007
This is about celebrating
your dad's life,
440
00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:52,215
not waging war
against your sisters.
441
00:17:52,215 --> 00:17:55,007
Please, my brain
is working, Christine.
442
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,590
What's this I'm hearing
about a consultancy firm
that Lee hired?
443
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,257
Lee hired a consulting firm?
444
00:18:00,257 --> 00:18:01,632
Uh, yeah, the SweatDogs.
445
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:03,590
The what? SweatDogs?
446
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,298
They are
a world-renowned outfit.
447
00:18:05,298 --> 00:18:06,966
You know, they do
Fortune 500 companies,
448
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:08,716
teach team-building.
Look, all I know is,
449
00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:10,632
I'm getting bombed
with complaints
450
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,841
from frustrated teachers
about this being the cherry
451
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:16,674
on top of an
impossible workload.
452
00:18:16,674 --> 00:18:19,215
I mean, this
wasn't in the budget.
Why wasn't I informed?
453
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,757
Would you mind if I make
a quick phone call?
I can find out.
454
00:18:21,757 --> 00:18:23,132
I would love for you
to check on this.
455
00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,257
Okay, I'm going to leave,
then I'm going to be right back.
456
00:18:25,257 --> 00:18:26,841
That would be
a swell idea,
457
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:29,007
and be right back
with that information.
I'll find out the answers.
458
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,799
Be right back.
Be right back if you can.
459
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,048
Out.
460
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,007
(phone vibrates)
461
00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:37,257
Well, you didn't fuck
everything up already,
did you, Gamby?
462
00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:39,090
No! I'm calling
about the SweatDogs.
463
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,382
The teachers
complained to Haas
464
00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:41,757
and now he's over here
flipping out!
465
00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:43,090
Saying this thing
wasn't approved
466
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,465
and it's not
in the fuckin' budget.
467
00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:46,882
Just fuckin' calm down.
Just lie to the man.
468
00:18:46,882 --> 00:18:48,257
Look, man,
lies might slide easily
469
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,090
off your oily lips,
but I'm not like you.
470
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:52,966
Which is why you are
a goober who couldn't hack it
as a principal.
471
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,132
Don't give me that shit.
It's not like you're having
your fair share of problems.
472
00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:57,465
You're pushing
the teachers too far.
473
00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:59,799
Don't you tell me
how to run my school.
474
00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:02,799
Just tell Haas
that the SweatDogs
475
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:05,173
are doing it pro gratis.
476
00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:06,465
That means free, dummy.
477
00:19:06,465 --> 00:19:08,716
No way. No way.
I'm not going to sit here
478
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,382
and just bald-face lie
to Superintendent Haas.
479
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,215
Well, then I will
find someone who will!
480
00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:15,507
God damn it.
481
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:19,090
Hey! Principal for a day!
482
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,549
Fuck off, Willows.
483
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,048
I'm back.
(crunches)
484
00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:25,632
Sir, I think I got to the bottom
of this whole SweatDogs thing.
485
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,132
SweatDogs.
486
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,716
It would appear that they are
doing their services for us
487
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:32,132
pro gracias, uh,
which means for free.
488
00:19:32,132 --> 00:19:34,757
Hmm. Free, huh?
Yeah.
489
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,507
Hmm. I gotta tell
you something.
490
00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:38,257
I've never seen morale
so low around here.
491
00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:40,549
What, with all
that's befallen this school,
492
00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:43,549
it's like North Jackson's lost
its will to live, Gamby.
493
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,048
(crunches)
494
00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:46,590
But, hey...
495
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:49,298
maybe Lee has finally come up
with something to turn it
all around.
496
00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:51,298
You think?
Yeah, I hope so.
497
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,590
SweatDog:
Here I am!
498
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:53,924
Teachers:
Here I am!
499
00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:56,882
Here you are!
Here you are!
500
00:19:56,882 --> 00:20:00,007
Here we are!
Here we are!
501
00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:02,424
I move forward!
We move forward!
502
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:04,966
We are a team!
We are a team!
503
00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:07,590
Gamby, this is
some weird stuff.
504
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:09,048
On the ground.
On your face!
505
00:20:09,048 --> 00:20:11,549
You have a problem
with authority, sir?
506
00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:13,340
Yes, we are!
Yes, we are!
507
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,966
Yes, we are!
Yes, we are!
508
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,716
Yes, we are!
Yes, we are!
509
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,090
Yes, we are!
Yes, we are!
510
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:24,257
Boys:
♪ Here I am, Lord ♪
511
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,090
♪ Is it I, Lord? ♪
512
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:31,132
♪ I have heard you ♪
513
00:20:31,132 --> 00:20:35,841
♪ Calling in the night ♪
514
00:20:35,841 --> 00:20:39,632
♪ I will go there ♪
515
00:20:39,632 --> 00:20:43,507
♪ If you lead me ♪
516
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:45,298
♪ I will hold ♪
517
00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:50,924
♪ Your people in my heart ♪
518
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:52,924
Both:
We're going
to miss you, Daddy.
519
00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:02,090
I love you, Daddy.
520
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,298
(whispers)
No.
521
00:21:04,841 --> 00:21:06,382
(sisters muttering)
No. Lee...
522
00:21:06,382 --> 00:21:10,173
(scuffling)
(muttering)
523
00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:13,966
Russell:
Excuse me.
524
00:21:13,966 --> 00:21:15,549
Hello. Thank you, thank you...
525
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:16,924
Thank you.
526
00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:19,298
Uh, I just, I wanted to say...
527
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:21,090
a few words, so...
528
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:22,590
Uh...
529
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,507
My daddy,
530
00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:28,882
always spent a hell of a lot
more time with my sisters
531
00:21:28,882 --> 00:21:31,924
than he ever did with me.
532
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,674
But...
533
00:21:33,674 --> 00:21:35,924
he didn't know
what I've always known
534
00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:38,924
about them.
535
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,757
Which is...
536
00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:47,716
Whi-Which is...
537
00:21:47,716 --> 00:21:51,340
(Lee sighs)
538
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:54,799
That they were the
luckiest girls in the world
to have had a father like him.
539
00:21:56,507 --> 00:22:01,424
One of my fondest
memories of Daddy
540
00:22:01,424 --> 00:22:03,757
was helping him
build his, his...
541
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,799
model airplanes.
542
00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:10,841
If, uh... I would hand him
the wrong part and he would say:
543
00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:13,173
"No, Lee! Damn it!
544
00:22:13,173 --> 00:22:14,966
"You need to focus.
545
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,007
You need to pay attention,"
546
00:22:17,007 --> 00:22:20,966
and I would hand him
the right part
547
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:24,215
and he would just nod.
548
00:22:25,549 --> 00:22:28,340
I cherish those times.
549
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,841
Because it meant
that he cared enough
550
00:22:30,841 --> 00:22:34,799
about me to teach me
how to improve myself,
551
00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:39,340
how to strive for the best,
how to reach for the top.
552
00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:43,424
That's what he instilled in me.
553
00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:49,382
I wish that he could see
my life now.
554
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:54,507
I have a...
a beautiful wife, Christine,
555
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:58,674
and my... well, my Korean
mother-in-law, Mi-Cha.
556
00:22:58,674 --> 00:23:00,674
I take care of her.
557
00:23:00,674 --> 00:23:02,841
And I have a...
558
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,173
Well, I have a very nice home.
559
00:23:06,924 --> 00:23:09,716
I'm-I'm even the...
560
00:23:09,716 --> 00:23:12,632
the principal
of my very own school.
561
00:23:15,549 --> 00:23:17,882
He would be proud...
562
00:23:17,882 --> 00:23:20,257
of me.
563
00:23:20,257 --> 00:23:21,841
I think he would.
564
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,048
Because I...
565
00:23:25,048 --> 00:23:27,841
I, too, reached the top,
566
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,841
like he...
567
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,507
like he did.
568
00:23:36,924 --> 00:23:38,549
Bye-bye, Daddy.
569
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:48,424
Move it.
Let's go.
570
00:23:48,424 --> 00:23:51,257
Go, go, go.
Move it!
(coughs)
571
00:23:51,257 --> 00:23:54,007
SweatDog:
What are you doing?
I need water.
572
00:23:54,007 --> 00:23:56,257
What?
I need some water.
573
00:23:56,257 --> 00:23:57,757
SweatDog:
No water for anyone
574
00:23:57,757 --> 00:24:01,382
until this weakling
finishes the exercise.
575
00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:03,757
I'm just a drama teacher,
you guys.
576
00:24:03,757 --> 00:24:05,007
I can't do this.
577
00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:07,090
Well, then, maybe,
it is time you be
578
00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:09,799
just a drama teacher
someplace else,
579
00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:11,507
because it is teachers
580
00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:13,590
with a limited
view of themselves
581
00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:15,340
that is keeping this place
582
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:17,007
from reaching
its full potential.
583
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:19,257
This place is
the bottom of the barrel.
584
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,924
Why?
585
00:24:20,924 --> 00:24:22,257
Because of you.
586
00:24:22,257 --> 00:24:24,590
Because of you and you
587
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,966
and you and you and you.
588
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,716
Yes, you specifically,
589
00:24:28,716 --> 00:24:30,298
and you and you.
590
00:24:30,298 --> 00:24:32,173
Yes, you and you
591
00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:33,382
and you...
No!
592
00:24:33,382 --> 00:24:35,173
That's enough!
That's enough right there.
593
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,590
Get up, Seychelles, come on.
Excuse me, Mr. Gamby.
What are you doing?
594
00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:40,924
I'm giving the drama teacher
a glass of water, okay?
595
00:24:40,924 --> 00:24:42,007
Here.
596
00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:46,173
Actually, can I have
a San Pelligrino? My stomach--
597
00:24:46,173 --> 00:24:48,799
You don't know
the first thing about
what's wrong with this school.
598
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:50,298
Mm.
Okay, fine, yes.
599
00:24:50,298 --> 00:24:52,215
Teachers can be lazy.
600
00:24:52,215 --> 00:24:54,340
They can be
bitch-ass complainers.
601
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:56,298
But these aren't
just any teachers.
602
00:24:56,298 --> 00:24:58,549
These are
North Jackson teachers.
603
00:24:58,549 --> 00:25:00,841
So take Seychelles,
for instance, okay?
604
00:25:00,841 --> 00:25:02,048
He took a one act play
605
00:25:02,048 --> 00:25:03,882
all the way
to the state competition.
606
00:25:03,882 --> 00:25:06,799
It came in third, but still,
he got us to states.
607
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:08,215
And then there's Ms. Deets.
608
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,841
She did this thing
with her class, uh,
Pottery for Poverty.
609
00:25:10,841 --> 00:25:13,340
It raised more money--
You're not going
to start listing off
610
00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,757
a bunch of
bullshit achievements
611
00:25:14,757 --> 00:25:16,382
of your staff right now,
are you?
612
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:19,173
How sentimental
and uninspired
613
00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:22,007
from the vice principal.
614
00:25:22,007 --> 00:25:23,716
You see, after watching,
615
00:25:23,716 --> 00:25:25,465
how you've handled
these people today,
616
00:25:25,465 --> 00:25:28,382
it makes complete sense
that you would never, ever,
617
00:25:28,382 --> 00:25:29,799
get this job for real.
618
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:33,007
You're a loser who commands
no respect, whatsoever.
619
00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:34,507
Fuck you!
620
00:25:34,507 --> 00:25:35,549
Fuck you.
621
00:25:36,632 --> 00:25:38,799
I respect him.
Oh.
622
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:40,048
This school has had worse.
623
00:25:40,048 --> 00:25:43,674
Guess what? You guys
can blow it out your dicks.
624
00:25:43,674 --> 00:25:47,882
Wow, let's see, that's...
three teachers.
625
00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,257
(giggles)
626
00:26:00,757 --> 00:26:02,298
I see.
627
00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:04,382
How about you three
take your berets,
628
00:26:04,382 --> 00:26:06,966
your kettlebells,
and your yoga mats
629
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,507
and shove them up your ass.
630
00:26:08,507 --> 00:26:10,882
I'm the principal,
I call the shots,
631
00:26:10,882 --> 00:26:13,674
so get the fuck
out of here right now!
632
00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:16,465
No, Shawn. It's fine.
We've billed them.
They've paid.
633
00:26:16,465 --> 00:26:19,382
Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em all. Come, on.
634
00:26:19,382 --> 00:26:21,215
Good riddance,
Sweat Dicks.
635
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:22,465
See ya, She-Ra.
(guffaws)
636
00:26:22,465 --> 00:26:23,966
Let's go. Let's go.
637
00:26:23,966 --> 00:26:25,257
(mutters)
638
00:26:25,257 --> 00:26:26,549
Get movin'.
639
00:26:26,549 --> 00:26:29,424
Man:
Yeah!
(cheering)
640
00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:31,215
Gamby!
641
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:32,549
Go, Gamby!
642
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,674
Gamby:
Don't tell Russell.
Don't tell Russell, okay?
643
00:26:34,674 --> 00:26:36,882
Seriously, don't tell him
what happened.
644
00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:51,132
Good-bye.
645
00:26:52,382 --> 00:26:54,590
Daddy, I will miss you.
646
00:26:55,966 --> 00:26:57,424
Momma:
Thank you.
647
00:26:57,424 --> 00:26:59,048
Good to see you, Larry.
648
00:26:59,048 --> 00:27:02,340
I so appreciate it, I really do.
Let us know
if you need anything, okay?
649
00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,757
Thank you.
650
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:05,841
(Mi-Cha speaking Korean)
I'll meet you in the car.
651
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,424
So nice to see you.
652
00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:09,924
Take my bags
to the car, Mi-Cha.
653
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:13,424
Hey, Lee.
654
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,298
Good speech.
655
00:27:15,298 --> 00:27:16,966
The boys are still
getting the airplanes.
656
00:27:16,966 --> 00:27:20,340
I hope you're not going
to make a big federal case
about us taking them?
657
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,257
Don't worry, I won't.
658
00:27:22,257 --> 00:27:24,465
I've let it go.
659
00:27:24,465 --> 00:27:26,841
You guys are my family.
660
00:27:26,841 --> 00:27:29,257
Are you serious?
661
00:27:29,257 --> 00:27:33,298
You're not going to throw
a hissy fit or a tantrum?
662
00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:34,966
(sighs)
No?
663
00:27:36,632 --> 00:27:40,716
♪ ♪
664
00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:49,841
Momma.
665
00:27:52,465 --> 00:27:55,841
You made me
so proud of you today.
666
00:27:57,007 --> 00:27:59,924
And I bet you made
your daddy proud too.
667
00:27:59,924 --> 00:28:04,090
Now you be a good man
from now on, okay?
668
00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:07,090
Just don't tell any more lies.
669
00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:09,590
I'm not that kind of person
670
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:12,173
anymore, Momma.
671
00:28:12,173 --> 00:28:15,549
I am a principal...
672
00:28:17,507 --> 00:28:19,382
and I have principals.
673
00:28:19,382 --> 00:28:24,007
♪ ♪
674
00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:47,590
♪ ♪
675
00:29:15,716 --> 00:29:21,716
♪ ♪
676
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:29,799
♪ ♪
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