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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:06,174 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,428 Boy: "Dear Santa, 3 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,530 you are the greatest. 4 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:33,201 All I want is a happy Christmas 5 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,569 with a family who loves me. 6 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,605 Love, 7 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,473 Peter Albright. 8 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,279 Peter? 9 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:47,381 Have you finished your letter? 10 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:50,251 Yep. Here it is. 11 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,685 Good. 12 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,255 I'll mail it to Santa tonight. 13 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,656 Peter... 14 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:59,127 I just got off the phone with your father 15 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,396 and I'm afraid he won't be coming for you. 16 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,532 Why? 17 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:08,536 Well, he thinks it would be better if you stayed here. 18 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,471 For always? 19 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,607 Yes. 20 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,097 ( gasps ) 21 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,886 Peter-- Peter Albright, "Channel 12 News." 22 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,921 Can I ask you a couple of questions? Peter Albright. 23 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,656 - Peter Albright, "Channel 12"-- uh, okay. - Not today. 24 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:03,924 "Channel 12 News," Peter Albright. 25 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,926 Can I ask you a couple of questions? 26 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,261 - Peter Albright, "Channel 12 News." - Out of my way. 27 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,330 Can I ask you a couple of questions? 28 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:15,269 * ...soon it will be Christmas Day * 29 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:18,206 * City sidewalks, busy sidewalks * 30 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:21,242 * Dressed in holiday style * 31 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,378 * In the air there's a feeling * 32 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,380 - Peter Al-- - * Of Christmas... 33 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,449 - It's mine. - It's mine! 34 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,851 - No, it's mine! - Hey! Hey, man! 35 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,354 - * ...meeting smile after smile... * - Out of my way! 36 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,289 Hey! Hey, that's my cab! 37 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,724 Hey, hey! 38 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,294 Merry Christmas to you! 39 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,796 "Channel 12 News." What's the best thing you got today? 40 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,898 A migraine. 41 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,702 Can I-- can I please-- 42 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,305 Peter Albright, "Channel 12"-- 43 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,341 Peter Albright, "Channel 12 News." 44 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,675 Did you spend much money today? 45 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,244 No, I stole all this. 46 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:01,449 - Okay. - * Soon it will be 47 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:04,618 * Christmas Day. 48 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:07,221 Can't we do a different kind of Christmas story this year? 49 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,291 - Like what? - Something on the holiday suicide rate. 50 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:13,527 Christmas depression-- red, green, and blues. 51 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,930 Or find out if any mall Santas have police records. 52 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,533 Tonight's shocking report-- criminal Kringles. 53 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,269 Peter, this is supposed to be a happy time 54 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,736 and you're the happy news guy. 55 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,538 Come on, George, I want some real news, 56 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,274 you know, a nice career-making tragedy. 57 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,276 Just edit together the shopper piece. 58 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,711 My footage is lousy. Nobody would talk to me. 59 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,646 Maybe you should wear a Santa suit. 60 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,849 Oh, sure, then I can stick a camera in my cap and call it a Santa cam. 61 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,553 - ( sighs ) - I like it. 62 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:40,854 You're not serious? 63 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,456 It was your idea. 64 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,024 No, it was my idea of a stupid idea. 65 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,927 Christmas through the eyes of Santa. 66 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,598 Ho, ho, ho. 67 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,701 ( sighs ) 68 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,744 Well, doesn't get any more humiliating than this. 69 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,382 Okay, so I was wrong. 70 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,491 How's it look? 71 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,726 Keep your head straight. 72 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,438 Camerawoman: Bet you'd like to find her under your tree Christmas morning. 73 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,606 Excuse me, miss, 74 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,643 but your name has appeared on many a boys' Christmas list, 75 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:39,647 so I was wondering if I could take you home and wrap you up. 76 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,750 Peter, you are good, man. 77 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,585 Oh, and is there an unwrapping involved? 78 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,019 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 79 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,821 - Possibly. - ( chuckles ) 80 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,457 - Ow. - What are you doing in that getup? 81 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,058 What? I'm on assignment. 82 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,893 - What, you knew it was me? - What do you think, 83 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,095 I pick up any strange Santa who walks in? 84 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,631 So, are we still on for dinner tonight? 85 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,401 Uh, only if you change clothes. 86 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,802 Ho, ho, ho. 87 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,672 - ( chuckles ) - Girl: Hi, Santa. 88 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:08,476 Can I have a dolly and a house for her to live in? 89 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,511 Why, sure, sweetheart. 90 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:14,515 I want a Malibu Malloroy beach house, 91 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,083 the deluxe years 92 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:19,820 with the Jacuzzi and the two-car garage. 93 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,088 - Hey, Santa! - Ow! 94 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,357 - Is your beard real? - Hey, let go. 95 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,359 - And is your nose real? - Ow! 96 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,461 ( laughs ) 97 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,797 Let go. Why don't you go talk to that other Santa over there? 98 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,700 And the cars come separately, so I want the pink convertible 99 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,002 and the violet Land Rover. 100 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,704 And is your belly real? 101 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,772 Ooh! ( groans ) 102 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,873 ( thuds ) 103 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,776 And don't forget batteries! 104 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,145 ( groans ) 105 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,681 - Hey, you all right? - Yeah. 106 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,451 You know some people actually live with kids? 107 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,753 In their homes. For years. 108 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,622 Here, let me give you a hand. 109 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,525 ( groans ) 110 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,061 Whoa! Ow! ( groans ) 111 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,830 ( groaning ) 112 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,033 Woman: Ugh. 113 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,802 Great. Where am I gonna find a new Santa? 114 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,771 Well, we could call my agent. 115 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,906 I'm sure he knows some out-of-work actors who would love this job. 116 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,410 Miss Dreyer, tell me Santa's not going to sue. 117 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,447 - No, no, I'm sure it'll be fine, Mr. Lusby. - Uh-huh. 118 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,549 Well, I see you found a replacement and so quickly. 119 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:25,653 - Very good. - Oh, no, no, no. I'm not his re-- 120 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,789 - Absolutely not. - Just a few hours till I can find a new one. 121 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,558 - It'll be fun. - Forget it. 122 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:34,695 - You know how I am with kids. - Please, Peter, for me? 123 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,730 - Mama, pee-pee. - Ho, ho-- 124 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,733 - ( urinating ) - Oh, come on! 125 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,835 Oh. 126 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:45,172 Oh, that's just great. 127 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,543 I'm out of here. 128 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,482 Sorry. 129 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,654 - ( thudding ) - Peter: Ho, ho, ho, ho, 130 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:04,458 ho, ho, ho-kay, that's enough. 131 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,894 ( sighs, groans ) 132 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,932 Please tell me you found a replacement. 133 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,834 Your agent says three days before Christmas, 134 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,669 all the good Santas are booked. 135 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:18,205 But he's sending some guys over tomorrow to audition. 136 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,973 ( groans ) 137 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,142 Maybe you should try the North Pole. 138 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,944 ( wind howling ) 139 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,190 All right, fellas, listen up! 140 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,892 We're working overtime. Fun's over. 141 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,894 - Let's go! - Six million five, nice. 142 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,897 - Time to get cracking! - Six million and six, nice. 143 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,767 - Six million seven, nice. - Hey, Lolly, you seen Santa? 144 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,036 - Check with Rupert. - Six million eight, nice. 145 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,471 - Six million and nine, nice. - Rupert. 146 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,875 You seen the big fella? 147 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,810 Uh, nope. 148 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,880 - You should try the stables, Max. - Okay. 149 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,214 Get back to work. I didn't interrupt you, did I? 150 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,150 Uh, n-no. 151 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,952 - All right. - ( watch ticking ) 152 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,590 - ( scanner beeps ) - One, nice. 153 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,024 ( scanner beeps ) 154 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,293 Two, nice. 155 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,764 - ( scanner beeps ) - Three, nice. 156 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,932 - ( scanner beeps ) - One, naughty. Uh-oh. 157 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,101 Elf on P.A.: Please return all defective lions 158 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,137 to section eight. 159 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:28,008 - ( horn honks ) - Where's Santa? 160 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,213 - ( muttering ) - ( door opens ) 161 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,248 - Uh. Oh. - ( door closes ) 162 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,819 Oh, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. 163 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,954 You okay? 164 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,791 When was the last time I wore this suit? 165 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,559 I don't know, judging by the flare of cuffs, 166 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,828 - I guess the early '70s. - '70s. 167 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,663 - Yeah, why? - ( sighs ) 168 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:53,133 I found these letters in one of the pockets here. 169 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,169 I've overlooked them. I can't believe it. 170 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,138 But what if there are others? 171 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:01,141 If there are other pockets loaded with letters 172 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,310 - from kids that I forgot? - ( chuckles ) 173 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,046 Can't happen. No, not today. 174 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:09,349 Not with email and faxes, Internet. 175 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,352 Well, I'll tell you one thing. Back then, the kids were easier. 176 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,688 They're asking for bicycles, for sleds-- 177 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,658 for the basics-- and saying please and thank you 178 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,926 and asking for something nice, 179 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,094 a gift for a-- a brother or a sister. 180 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,064 See-- see, things in those days were more thoughtful. 181 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,799 They were more caring, you know? 182 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,134 You don't see that today. 183 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,703 Everything is give me, give me, give me. 184 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,241 How many letters have we received this year? 185 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,610 I don't know, Nick. 186 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:39,880 Five, six, seven hundred. 187 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,683 Million. 188 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,852 Ah. 189 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:48,155 And as I recall out of all of those letters, 190 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,123 not one thank-you letter. 191 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,692 Not one in the bunch. 192 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,762 You, my jolly old friend, are overworked. 193 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,698 No, I'm not overworked! Christmas is overworked! 194 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,867 Commercialized, computerized. 195 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,935 There has to be a special order now. 196 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,737 Tickle me this and talk to me that. 197 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,706 The people go through the motions, 198 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,107 but the spirit is not there. 199 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,742 ( stammering ) It's-- the-- 200 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:12,145 the magic is gone. 201 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,183 I-- I think it's time for me to retire, 202 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,785 to hang my bag up. 203 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,353 This is such a pattern with you, you know that? 204 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,657 I mean, come on, the first sign of pressure 205 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,225 and it's like you're ready to sell out 206 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,327 to one of the catalogue companies. 207 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,430 - I do not! - You do, too! 208 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,399 I do not. 209 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,902 You do, too. 210 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,438 Okay, it's a stressful time of the year. 211 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,842 But you gotta admit, Nick, it's a good job. 212 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,277 Stop biting your nails. 213 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,747 - I can't. - Well, then put on your gloves. 214 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,885 Look, Nick, the most important thing 215 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:55,288 is that you know that you do matter. 216 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,124 You have to remember that. 217 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:04,998 You think so? 218 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,769 I know so. 219 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,839 You bring happiness and joy to kids all over the world. 220 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,273 "Look up in the sky." "Who is it?" 221 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,908 "Santa bringing the gifts." 222 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,010 Let's get back to work. Come on. 223 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,347 No, no. You go on ahead. 224 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,215 I'm-- I think I'll take a drive 225 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:26,253 and, uh-- to clear my head. 226 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,988 I'm fine. 227 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,424 Okay. 228 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,797 Nice way to get out of work. 229 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,168 - ( door opens ) - ( wind howling ) 230 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,972 - ( door closes ) - Well, how does that sound, my beauties? 231 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,742 Would you like to go and take a nice, pleasant drive, hmm? 232 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,277 ( snorts ) 233 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,213 ( snorts ) 234 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,317 Sorry about dinner, 235 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,152 but I just gotta see my little Zack before he goes-- 236 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,921 Before he goes to bed. Yeah, I know. 237 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,291 George, Peter. How about this? 238 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,927 Santa's sweatshop, the truth about toy-making. 239 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,461 Call me. ( chuckles ) 240 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,531 And-- and don't say no before you think about it. 241 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,267 You really hate Christmas, don't you? 242 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,170 No, but spending an entire month 243 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,538 putting all your focus into one day 244 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,207 and putting all your hopes and dreams 245 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,976 and expectations into that day, it just sets-- 246 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,377 you set yourself up for disappointment. 247 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,447 Uh-huh, you wouldn't wanna expect anything. 248 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,383 No, I just think Christmas is a crock. 249 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,452 Well, see? You don't hate it. 250 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,254 Yeah. 251 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:38,158 - You little Grinch. ( chuckles ) - What? 252 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,393 ( Popeye theme playing ) 253 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,798 ( door opens ) 254 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,100 Popeye: Hiyah! Toro! 255 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,070 - ( door shuts ) - Mom, you're home! 256 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,239 Oh, hi, sweetie. 257 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,842 - Oh, I missed you! - Mm. 258 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,544 - Mwah! How was your day? - Good. How was yours? 259 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,179 Both: Don't ask. 260 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,282 Be nice. 261 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,417 Oof. 262 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,987 Ho, ho, ho. 263 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,589 So, what do you think? 264 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,925 Don't quit your day job. 265 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,430 - Hey, I remember this show. - Don't tell me what happens. 266 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,866 No, I used to watch it when I was-- 267 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:22,069 Oh, is this gonna be about you again? 268 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,004 What do you mean? 269 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,307 Another one of your stories where all you do is talk about yourself. 270 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,442 Okay. 271 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,144 We can talk about you. 272 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,282 - What time do you go to bed? - Very funny. 273 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,019 - ( phone rings ) - Saved by the bell. 274 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,253 Albright. 275 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,555 Zack? Come on, buddy. Time for bed. 276 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,557 ( claps ) Let's go. 277 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,564 Here we go. ( chuckles ) 278 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,903 - Mom, do you like Peter? - Mm-hmm. 279 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,039 Why, sweetie? You-- you don't? 280 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,042 I don't know. He doesn't really listen to anybody 281 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,345 except himself and whoever's on that stupid phone. 282 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,881 Well, don't you worry 283 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,583 'cause you are my number one guy. 284 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,185 ( chuckles ) 285 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,255 - Mwah! - ( both laughing ) 286 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,428 Ho, Donner! Ho, Vixen! 287 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:25,098 Ho! ( laughs ) 288 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,370 Wow, this looks very... 289 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,306 easy to clean. 290 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,442 ( chuckles ) 291 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,347 I'll take that as a compliment. 292 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,382 ( chuckles ) 293 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,489 - This is nice. - Mm-hmm. 294 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,027 - So, can I spend the night? - Mm-mm. 295 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:58,131 - Why? - Because it's just too confusing for Zack. 296 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,068 Why? He doesn't have friends sleep over? 297 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,336 ( laughs ) 298 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,305 No, I just-- I don't know how to explain 299 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,207 our relationship to him, you know? 300 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,077 I mean, we don't know who you are in our life 301 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,313 - or how long you're gonna stay. - ( sighs ) 302 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,516 I just-- I don't want him to think you're gonna be permanent 303 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,519 if you're not. 304 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,192 I could leave before morning. 305 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,360 That might work. 306 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,162 ( chuckles ) 307 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,466 ( groans ) 308 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,670 - ( distant horn honks ) - ( snorting ) 309 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,639 ( gasps ) What are you still doing here? 310 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,208 You were supposed to leave last night. 311 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,410 I fell asleep. I'm sorry. 312 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,146 Oh, no. Here he comes. Get dressed. 313 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,714 - No, hide! - ( yelps ) 314 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,251 No, dress! 315 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,586 - Hide! - ( grunts ) 316 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,191 - Get dressed! - Ugh. 317 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,592 - Just hide! - ( groans ) 318 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,694 - Hi, Mom! - Hi, sweetie! 319 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,530 Oh, come here. Give me a kiss. 320 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,032 - Kissy. - ( grunts ) 321 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,666 Can I go to work with you today? 322 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,701 Huh? Yeah, no, no, not today, honey. 323 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,238 Zack: Oh, come on, Mom. It's Christmas vacation! 324 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,040 How about we do it tomorrow, huh? 325 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,607 I love you. Best mom in the world! 326 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,276 Come on-- oh! 327 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,346 Hey, how come you never say that when I say no, huh? 328 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,713 ( mouths words ) 329 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,716 ( Claire chuckles ) 330 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,785 Hi, sweetie. 331 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,521 Mom, that's not where I sit. 332 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,458 Yeah, I know. I just thought it would be nice to, um, 333 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,393 have some variety in your life. 334 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,228 You know, sit somewhere else for a change, 335 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,130 have a different view. 336 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,068 But, um, I like sitting here. 337 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,269 Oh. 338 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,405 Fine. Fine. 339 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,474 I can only expose you to new things. 340 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,643 I can't make you change. 341 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,445 You know, you don't have to sit with me. 342 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,515 You-- you can start getting ready. 343 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,317 Yeah, I know. 344 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,719 I know. It's just that I like this time we spend 345 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,588 doing things together, 346 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,590 like reading the cereal box. 347 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,593 Huh? Now, when was the last time we did that? 348 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,396 Wow, would you look at all those essential vitamins. 349 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,531 Mom? 350 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,466 Is everything okay? 351 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,237 Yeah. Yeah, of course, sweetie. 352 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,573 Of course. Why-- why wouldn't it be? 353 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,710 ( door handle clicks ) 354 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,779 So did you, um-- did you make your bed this morning? 355 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,615 No. 356 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,484 Now, that-- that would be perfect 357 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,820 if you'd go make your bed. 358 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,755 Now? 359 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,425 Yes. Yes, sweetie. Right now. 360 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,561 Okay. 361 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,530 - ( claps, murmurs ) - Oh... 362 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,666 and tell what's-his-name not to forget his Santa suit. 363 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,537 ( bells ringing ) 364 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,305 ( thunder crashes ) 365 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,675 Ah, dark clouds. 366 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,745 That means a white Christmas. 367 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,548 Time to head for home, my beauties. 368 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,517 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 369 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,655 ( groans ) 370 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,391 Okay, that was the worst moment of my life. 371 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,859 Maybe I could put the suit back on 372 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,761 and tell him Christmas came early. 373 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,630 Look, I think it's time we explained our relationship to Zack. 374 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:21,100 No, actually, I think it's time you explained it to me. 375 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,739 Look, uh, I-- I really can't do this right now. 376 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,874 I-- I gotta run. 377 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,642 Peter, it's been a year 378 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,744 and you still haven't made any connection with him. 379 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,214 What are your thoughts on boarding school? ( chuckles ) 380 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,550 It was a joke! 381 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,487 Look, he's my son. 382 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,555 He's-- 383 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,357 he's my life. 384 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,593 And if you're gonna be in my life, 385 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,728 you two have to get along. 386 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,800 Uh... 387 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:57,270 - I really gotta... - Run. 388 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,505 Yeah, I know. 389 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,244 ( car door opens ) 390 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,615 - ( thunder crashes ) - ( chuckles ) 391 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,717 ( exclaiming ) 392 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,652 There, now. Whoa! 393 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,754 Whoa. Oh, hey, Prancer, no. 394 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,823 Prancer! Whoa. 395 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,658 Whoa-ho, now. 396 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:22,495 Whoa! Hey! Whoa! 397 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,930 - ( thunder crashes ) - Whoa, Nelly! 398 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,399 Whoa! 399 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,902 ( phone rings ) 400 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,839 Albright. Okay, Lenny. I'll be there in a minute. 401 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,607 ( screaming ) 402 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,842 Yeah, I'm leaving right now. 403 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,844 Yeah, it's fine. What the...? 404 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,479 ( groans ) 405 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,848 ( thuds ) 406 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,550 I'll call you in a minute. 407 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,887 Oh, God. 408 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,789 Sir? 409 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,591 Sir, can you hear me? 410 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,929 I hate Christmas. 411 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,566 I hate Christmas. Hate it. 412 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,881 You killed Santa! 413 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,751 I didn't kill Santa. He's just sleeping. 414 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,954 - Isn't he? - Well, he's got a big bump on his head, 415 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,924 but other than that, he-- I don't know, he seems okay. 416 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,794 - See, I didn't even hurt him. - You didn't do him any good. 417 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,662 How did you not even see him? 418 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,399 I don't know. It's like he fell out of nowhere. 419 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,267 His beard is real! 420 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,337 Thank you. We'll-- we'll try and leave it on. 421 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,339 Well, let's, uh, see who he is. 422 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,840 He's gotta have a wallet or something. 423 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,809 Claire: Oh, yeah, good idea. 424 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,411 Careful. 425 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,751 - Candy canes. - Cookies. 426 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,289 He's awake. You're awake. 427 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,325 - Oh, this is a very good sign. - Hi. 428 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,492 Hi, how do you feel? 429 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,061 You had a little accident. 430 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,597 Yeah, you fell near my car. 431 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,767 - He ran over you. - Zack, we can handle this. 432 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,602 Yeah, we were just, um-- 433 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,305 just looking for some sort of identification, you know? 434 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,508 Maybe we could call a family member, friend? 435 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,377 Uh, what's your name? 436 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,779 Uh... 437 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,781 Where do you live? 438 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,383 Can you talk? 439 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,854 Yes. 440 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,323 Yes, but, uh... 441 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,559 I-- 442 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:36,028 I just don't have anything to talk about. 443 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,932 Let me help refresh your memory. 444 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,734 You're in a Santa suit, 445 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,003 which tells me you're interested in a job at the mall. 446 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,339 - I am? - Well, then he should've come to my office, not here. 447 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,707 Well, he must be the ambitious type, 448 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,776 go that extra mile, you know? 449 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,811 And he rented a terrific suit and he seems like a very nice man, 450 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,381 - so I say we hire him. - Peter. 451 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,349 Of course, it isn't entirely up to me. 452 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,718 I'm sorry, would you excuse us for a minute, please? 453 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,720 What do you think you're doing? 454 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,922 Well, I'm solving your problem and his. 455 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,758 - And yours. - What? You need a Santa, he needs a job, 456 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,828 - so if you hire him... - What, maybe he won't press charges? 457 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,564 Come on, what is it with you and Santas, anyway? 458 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,566 I mean, what are you, some kind of a Santa basher? 459 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,135 Okay, so I feel a little guilty. I wanna make it up to him. 460 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,037 Besides, I mean, he's perfect. 461 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,473 Peter, the man has amnesia. 462 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,709 Okay, not completely perfect, 463 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:25,044 but it's probably just temporary. 464 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,947 Well, what if it's not? What if he doesn't get his memory back? 465 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:32,552 - Well, then he'll never remember what hit him. - ( phone ringing ) 466 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,786 ( phone beeps ) 467 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,054 Albright. 468 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,856 Yeah. 469 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,058 Yeah, I can be there in 10 minutes. 470 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,428 Okay, great. 471 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,830 - ( phone beeps ) - There's a story breaking. I gotta go. 472 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,465 You're-- you're leaving? 473 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,066 Sorry. 474 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,902 So you run over some guy, leave him in my apartment, 475 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,604 and all you can say is sorry? 476 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,740 He'll be fine. 477 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,575 Look, just take him to work with you. I'll check on you later. 478 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,143 So as usual, you run off 479 00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:58,978 and expect me to clean up your mess. 480 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,613 I knew you'd understand. 481 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,051 I'll make it up to you. 482 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:08,087 Nick, don't worry. 483 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,956 You're a shoo-in for this gig. 484 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,627 What's-- what's a shoo-in? 485 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,896 - You know, a sure thing. - Ah. 486 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,565 What's a gig? 487 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,567 I don't know. 488 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,602 But I know who you are. 489 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,937 You're Santa. 490 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,773 Santa. 491 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,515 Santa who? 492 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,416 ( machine whirring ) 493 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,023 Strangest thing you ever saw. 494 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:47,860 - The owner found 'em just wandering around. - ( bleats, snorts ) 495 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,762 Reindeer? 496 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,764 Do they answer to any names? ( chuckles ) 497 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:52,865 Come here, Vixen, 498 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,701 "Blixen," Comet. 499 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,469 ( bleats ) 500 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:59,706 Now all we need is a sleigh. 501 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,108 Boy, you are good. 502 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,611 - Man: Places. Here we go. Up. - ( camera shutter clicks ) 503 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,947 Okay, uh, let's go through this one more time. 504 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,617 Okay, you're standing here in the middle of the square... 505 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,952 And this came from...? 506 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,090 Okay, let's go through this one more time. 507 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,059 Peter: An anonymous Christmas gift to the city 508 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,728 or a huge Christmas hoax? 509 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,696 No one knows who unleashed this herd of reindeer 510 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,265 - or where this... - Don't they look familiar? 511 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,634 Yes. 512 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,235 ( snorts ) 513 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,138 Isn't that your friend? 514 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,507 This is Peter Albright reporting live. 515 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,743 Now back to Janey with the latest on our weather. 516 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,077 Janey: Thanks, Peter. 517 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,879 Well, it's the strangest thing. 518 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,782 We've got snow clouds, but there's no snow. 519 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,651 ( horn honks ) 520 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,187 ( humming ) 521 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,292 I just love this time of year. 522 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,094 - What's your favorite thing about Christmas? - Uh... 523 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,763 I don't know. 524 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,131 Oh, yeah, you really shouldn't bite your nails. 525 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,933 - Oh. - Yeah. 526 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,269 - I'm sorry, you're right. - That's okay. 527 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:08,074 ( humming continues ) 528 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,610 ( bell ringing ) 529 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,113 - Hi, Grady. - Oh, thank you, Claire. 530 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,949 - Whoa, great suit. - Yeah, same to you. 531 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,851 - Hey, Grady, this is-- - Ah, don't tell me. 532 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,553 - That's your new Santa. - Oh. 533 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,221 You really look the part. 534 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,323 - Thank you. - Good luck in there. 535 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,626 - Thanks. Bye, Grady. - Bye-bye. 536 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,628 ( bell ringing ) 537 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,129 Thank you, sir. God bless. 538 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:33,032 Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 539 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,968 - ( phone rings ) - So what do I do? 540 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,838 Um, I don't know. Just do what Santa does. 541 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,707 But what does Santa do? 542 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,143 - Well, he says ho, ho, ho a lot. - "Ho, ho, ho a lot." 543 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:48,214 Well, yeah, you know, just a hearty laugh. 544 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,917 Ho, ho, ho. 545 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,352 - Yeah. Yeah, you'll be fine. - Ho, ho, ho. 546 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,187 - You'll be fine. - Miss Dreyer? 547 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,657 - Yes? - Is everyone here? 548 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,892 - Yeah. - Good. Let's begin. 549 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,034 ( sighs ) 550 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,037 - Were we supposed to wear a costume? - ( sobs ) I don't know. 551 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,939 Ho, ho, ho. 552 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:16,375 ( laughing ) Ho, ho, ho, ho... 553 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,645 Hoy, hoy, hoy. 554 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:21,714 Ho, ha, ha. Wait, wait. 555 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,782 It wasn't motivated. 556 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,752 ( hiccups ) Ho. 557 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,754 ( laughs ) 558 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:31,357 Ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 559 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:34,927 I lost my focus. I'm gonna try again, okay? ( inhales ) 560 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,163 You've been good. Got a list. 561 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,998 Checking it twice. 562 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,300 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 563 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,235 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 564 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,904 I just flew in from the North Pole 565 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,172 and, boy, are my arms tired. 566 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,775 ( chuckles ) See you in the gym. 567 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,843 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. 568 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:53,212 ( crying ) Ho, ho... 569 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,915 ( screams ) 570 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,750 I can do accents, too. 571 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,253 Ho, ho. 572 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,761 Ho. 573 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:12,832 Well, I thought the last one seemed pretty good. 574 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,035 No, no, no. He had no heart in his ho, ho, hos. 575 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,104 - Now, I think that-- - Are you sure? 576 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,808 I mean, I just-- I just thought the last guy seemed so authentic. 577 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,177 - You know, the beard, the belly-- - He's not jolly, Miss Dreyer. 578 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:28,047 Santa Claus has to be jolly. 579 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,383 Congratulations, number two. You are our new Santa. 580 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:35,221 - ( laughs ) - ( men chattering ) 581 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,989 Well, I didn't get the job, but... 582 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,091 I'm sorry. 583 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,693 Listen, Peter should be here soon, 584 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,162 then we can figure out where to go from here. 585 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,698 Meanwhile, Ellen will give you some money. 586 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,466 Maybe you can buy yourself some lunch. 587 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,436 - Maybe some new clothes. - Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 588 00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:54,006 Thank you. You're very kind. 589 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:02,782 Hi. Shouldn't you be working? 590 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:06,118 I-- I didn't get the gig. 591 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,487 - What, are they blind? - ( chuckles ) 592 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,757 - Ah, don't worry. You'll get another job. - Oh, I guess, I guess. 593 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,359 This must be pretty hard work, standing out here all day. 594 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,194 - No, I love it. - Yeah? 595 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,863 You know who's got a tough job? 596 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,765 The real Santa. 597 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:21,400 You think about it. He's stuck up there in the North Pole. 598 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,202 He never gets to meet the kids. 599 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:26,205 He-- he never gets to see the happiness he brings. 600 00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:29,475 - Now that's a tough job. - Must be, must be. 601 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:31,377 Grady, right? 602 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,480 - Yeah, yeah. And you're, uh... - I am... 603 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,315 confused. 604 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:39,151 Very confused. ( chuckles ) 605 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,157 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 606 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,994 - Where's our guy? - Oh, he didn't get the job. 607 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:51,798 - You've gotta be kidding. - Yeah, he wasn't jolly enough. 608 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,199 Oh, ho, ho! 609 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,868 This guy's plenty jolly. 610 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:58,004 ( laughs, coughing ) 611 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,475 Plenty contagious. 612 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,547 - You okay? - ( coughing ) 613 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,049 You okay? 614 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,518 - ( crowd gasps ) - Oh! 615 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:15,021 - ( gasps ) - Woman: Get some help! 616 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:18,057 You really gotta get these railings fixed. 617 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,059 ( coughing ) 618 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:25,832 Boy, you are rough on your Santas. 619 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,167 Me? You're the one who smacked him. 620 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,837 It's like you're the anti-Claus. 621 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,372 Well, on the upside, looks like our guy's got the job. 622 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:34,941 Where is he, anyway? 623 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,877 - Shopping. - For what? 624 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,146 You sent him out on his own? What were you thinking? 625 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,448 I sent him to buy some clothes. What's the worst that could happen? 626 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,516 - What? - I had nothing to do with it. 627 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,324 Your-- 628 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,826 your beard. 629 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,561 They said at the hairdresser 630 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,396 that this makes me look younger. 631 00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,065 What do you think, eh? 632 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,870 So just talk to the kids. You know, smile. 633 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:07,273 - Oh, and most important, be jolly. - Ho, ho, ho. 634 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,275 Yeah, the whole idea is to make people feel good. 635 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,477 So they'll spend all their money on useless Christmas gifts. 636 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,479 Help them feel the spirit of the season. 637 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,015 So they'll spend more money on useless Christmas gifts. 638 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,017 Did you ever think about somebody 639 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,452 giving the gifts to the kids for free? 640 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,554 And then the kids get up in the morning, 641 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:27,059 go down and find their presents under the Christmas tree, so... ( chuckles ) 642 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:29,261 What, has somebody already thought of that? 643 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:31,230 - ( chuckles ) - Yeah. 644 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,065 Here. 645 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,069 ( chatter ) 646 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:41,908 Sit down. 647 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,515 ( music playing ) 648 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,183 ( music stops ) 649 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,424 ( music plays, stops ) 650 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:01,293 - Whoa. - Okay, this has never happened before. 651 00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:05,131 ( music playing ) 652 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,968 - Sit. - ( chuckles ) 653 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,910 ( chuckling ) 654 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,048 We got lights and music. 655 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,316 Excuse me, it's okay. 656 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,085 All it was was a breaker. 657 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,920 The railing must've knocked it out. 658 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,222 Everything seems all right. 659 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,458 He's good. Hope he's got insurance. 660 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:35,161 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 661 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,064 Told you he'd be perfect. 662 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:40,166 Yeah, but we still don't know who he is. 663 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:42,168 Not yet we don't. 664 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:45,604 Oh, no, I hate it when you get that look on your face. 665 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,273 I don't know why I didn't think of this before. 666 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,275 I mean, I've been so busy doing reindeer reports, 667 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:52,078 I don't even notice when the perfect story drops out of the sky. 668 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,379 You know who this Santa is? 669 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,981 I'll broadcast his picture 670 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:57,116 into every home in the metropolitan area. 671 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,585 Wait, you're gonna exploit that poor man? 672 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,954 Exploit? No! 673 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:04,323 No, no, no. Expose him to millions of people 674 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:05,992 who may be able to identify him. 675 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,459 I mean, that's what Christmas is all about-- 676 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:10,196 families coming together, dreams coming true. 677 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:13,132 - Ratings going up. - Way up. 678 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,103 You know, people will tune in, 679 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,704 hoping he'll be reunited with his family. 680 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:21,107 And when he is, I'll be there with my camera. 681 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,042 Well, it is a good story. 682 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,443 Good? 683 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,046 No, this is a Christmas story of a lifetime. 684 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,614 Taylor, right there... 685 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,217 And what do you want for Christmas? 686 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,120 - Have you heard anything yet? - Well, he's not answering his beeper, 687 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:37,023 but according to the LoJack, he's somewhere in this area. 688 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,758 All right, let's gather our bravest and our best. 689 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,593 It's time to get him back. 690 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,695 - But what if we can't find him? - It's not an option. 691 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:47,099 We'd have to cancel Christmas. 692 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:51,137 Like I said, it's not an option. 693 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,521 - You have a nice trip, ma'am. - Thank you. 694 00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:13,792 Home for the holidays, mister... 695 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,594 Max. 696 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:19,098 - You can call me Max. - Max. 697 00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:21,400 And the purpose of your trip? 698 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,634 Business. 699 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,070 We're here on business. 700 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,571 I see. 701 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,239 What's in the bags? 702 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:29,108 Oh, uh-- 703 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:30,809 uh-- 704 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,280 - uh... - ( alarm blaring ) 705 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:39,485 So, uh, ahem, what are you, Santa's little helpers? 706 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,120 ( laughs ) 707 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,555 - Welcome to our country. - ( laughs ) 708 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:49,628 - Check their bag, Hatfield. - ( chuckles ) 709 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:53,199 - What is in the bag? - You don't wanna know. 710 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:56,735 ( rapidly ) Ah, you're not wanting me to want to look in the bag? 711 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,404 What? 712 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:01,340 - Open your bag! - Relax there, Hatfield. 713 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,441 I'll check the bag. 714 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,159 And what is in this bag? 715 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,161 Oh, toiletries. 716 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,130 Toothbrush, toothpaste. 717 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,736 - ( crunches ) - ( screams ) 718 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,138 Teeth. 719 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:41,480 - Your turn again. - Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? 720 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,282 Look, just take your bags 721 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:45,717 and go on with your business there. 722 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,420 - Go on! - Go! Go! 723 00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:50,356 Man: A "Channel 12 News" exclusive. 724 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,124 We go live to Peter Albright. 725 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,592 Santa who? 726 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,527 That's the question everyone is asking. 727 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:58,297 This may be a man without a name, without an identity, 728 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,133 but he seems to have touched the hearts of the people of this city. 729 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:05,337 This gentle man has put aside his own fear and confusion to play Santa, 730 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,873 thinking not of his own needs, but those of others. 731 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,309 As he brings happiness to holiday shoppers, 732 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:13,279 he is the epitome of the spirit of Christmas. 733 00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:14,613 So this year, 734 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,415 let's give Santa the ultimate gift. 735 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,150 Let's reunite him with his family. 736 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:20,786 If anyone knows this man, please contact us 737 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,456 - and help us get Santa home for the holidays. - ( chuckles ) 738 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,192 Man: Is that Ira? 739 00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:27,726 No. 740 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,728 - What? - No, it's not. 741 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,864 Ira's dead. That's Santa Claus. 742 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,866 Is he taking Ira's room? 743 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,568 - Oh. - Peter: We're asking for your help. 744 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,904 If anyone knows this man, please contact us 745 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:42,408 and help us get Santa home for the holidays. 746 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,277 ( phone rings ) 747 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,181 "Touched our hearts." 748 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:51,383 "Christmas spirit." 749 00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:54,720 "Let's give Santa the ultimate gift." 750 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:57,956 - Won't be a dry eye in the house. - That's the idea. 751 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,758 Boy, did you luck out. 752 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,694 Oh, can I help it if I ran into the perfect story, literally? 753 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:06,432 - ( chuckles ) - Network's picking it up for "World News Tonight." 754 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,967 So tomorrow I'll be saying good morning to America? 755 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,670 You-- one step at a time. 756 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,739 First, you gotta find out who he really is. 757 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,708 Well, I got 48 hours 758 00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:19,778 to reunite him with his family on Christmas Day. ( chuckles ) 759 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:23,649 ( excited chatter ) 760 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:24,983 Man: Whoo! 761 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,254 - Everybody look out. - Merry Christmas. 762 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,456 - All right, everybody step aside. - Ho, ho, ho. 763 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,524 Look out. Coming through. 764 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,360 - Very good. - Calm down. 765 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:36,762 - Calm down. - Hey, Santa! Santa! 766 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,598 - Santa! - Okay, have a seat, Santa. 767 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,233 All right, everybody calm down. 768 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,435 I'll talk to all of you one at a time. 769 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:46,938 Just 'cause he don't look exactly like my ex-husband, 770 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:50,609 you're saying he don't owe me six years' alimony? 771 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,578 Well, sure, I know Santa. We're old pals. 772 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:53,812 And you are? 773 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,647 The Easter Bunny. 774 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,583 Man: Oh, come on. That's crazy. 775 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,885 Oh, yeah, yeah, he's my brother. You know, we're twins. 776 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,423 Well, I mean, not identical. 777 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,458 Is there a reward? 778 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,529 Okay, that's all for today, folks. 779 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,730 - Thank you. - Crowd: Aw. 780 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:12,864 - Hey. - Hey. 781 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,333 What do you say to dinner? 782 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,368 Oh, not-- not tonight. 783 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,570 I've just been working such long hours, 784 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,606 - I wanna spend some more time with Zack. - More time with Zack. 785 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:21,973 Yeah. 786 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:24,310 Hey, we're gonna see "Miracle on 34th Street." 787 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,944 You wanna join us? 788 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,013 Uh, n-no. 789 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:31,483 That's okay. I should probably look after, uh, Nick. 790 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:33,619 Maybe some other time. 791 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,887 - Yeah. - Yeah. 792 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,490 Well, I-- I better get going. 793 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,359 Yeah. 794 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:42,461 ( humming ) 795 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,996 Hello. How did I do? ( chuckles ) 796 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:47,833 - You were great. Just great. - Thank you. 797 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,302 So, uh, you're coming home with me. 798 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:51,703 Oh, no, I couldn't impose on you. 799 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,939 No, I insist, I insist. 800 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:56,908 - Besides, I gotta protect my news story, right? - Oh. ( chuckles ) 801 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,544 ( horn honks ) 802 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,045 Nick: I cannot recall ever being paid 803 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:01,847 for anything that I've ever done. 804 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,815 What, you mean you worked for free? 805 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:06,652 I don't recall, but this is-- I've been paid this time. 806 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,954 - Don't flash your cash like that. - What? 807 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,689 - Why not? - Well, because someone might-- 808 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,524 people aren't as nice as you are. 809 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,860 - Well, so? - Well, someone might take it. 810 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:18,029 - Can they do that? - Ah, just put it in your pocket. 811 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,565 Oh, all right. 812 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:21,433 Hey, do you like chestnuts? 813 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:22,901 Uh, I don't know. 814 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,603 I don't know, I don't know. 815 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,872 One. 816 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,774 ( car horn honks ) 817 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,542 - Never mind. - Man: Watch where you're going, Santa! 818 00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:31,877 ( chuckles ) 819 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,813 It seems like it's such a fun time. 820 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:35,981 Well, it can be, I guess. 821 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,384 What is so special about this time? 822 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,519 - Oh, you're asking the wrong guy. - Merry Christmas, Santa. 823 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,821 Everyone seems so friendly. 824 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,491 - It could be what you're wearing, Nick. - They're so happy! 825 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,726 - Woman: This is your fault! - Well, not everyone. 826 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:48,994 - It is not my fault! - Woman trouble. 827 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,530 ( chuckles ) You got woman trouble, Nick? 828 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:54,065 Uh, I don't know. You? 829 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,001 - We all do. - Oh. 830 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,836 Claire seems like such a nice person. 831 00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,872 Oh, she is, but she wants a commitment. 832 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,541 Oh, is that bad? 833 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,677 - You married, Nick? - Uh, I don't know. 834 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,713 Ha, didn't think so. 835 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:10,616 No, my point is I'm just not ready for an instant family. 836 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:13,519 - Oh, the boy, oh. You don't like children? - ( sighs ) 837 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:16,422 No, I like 'em fine-- at somebody else's house. 838 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,524 Well, they're no different from you and me. 839 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,992 They're just like us. It's just that they're smaller. 840 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:23,462 Yeah, but they're wiser. 841 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:27,566 - Wiser? - They see things that we no longer see. 842 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,669 How do you know so much about kids? 843 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,705 ( chuckles ) I-- I don't know. 844 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:36,575 - But it sounds good, doesn't it? - ( both chuckle ) 845 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,644 Yeah, all right, here we are. 846 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,782 Well, this looks like a nice building. 847 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,817 - Thanks. - Any chimneys? 848 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,119 ( chuckles ) Okay, now you're scaring me. 849 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,990 ( chuckles ) Thank you, Peter. 850 00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,726 So you-- you got any children, Nick? 851 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,828 Uh, no. 852 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:59,164 Uh, no one child in particular, 853 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:01,500 but I feel like I have a lot of them. 854 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,070 No tree? 855 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,538 No time. 856 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:08,574 Don't you give gifts? 857 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,542 Oh, yeah. 858 00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,611 Got this for Zack. 859 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:15,581 Ah. Oh. ( chuckles ) 860 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:16,782 "Night Before Christmas." 861 00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:18,517 Ring a bell? 862 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,019 And I got these for everyone else. 863 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,521 Catalogues? 864 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,857 You give catalogues? 865 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,460 No, I-- I order from them. 866 00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:30,796 Got my holiday shopping down to an hour and a half this year. 867 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,665 - It's a new record. - Okay, well... 868 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:36,835 sure a lot it seems I have to remember about Christmas. 869 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:38,804 Peter, 870 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,873 would you teach me one of those Christmas songs? 871 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:44,476 You don't remember a single carol? 872 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:47,045 I don't even remember I married one. 873 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,948 ( both laughing ) 874 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:52,651 Both: * Ho, ho, ho 875 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,586 * Who wouldn't go? 876 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,522 * Ho, ho, ho 877 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,223 * Who wouldn't go? 878 00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,893 * Up on the housetop, click, click, click * 879 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:06,532 * Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick. * 880 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,068 That's my first Christmas carol. 881 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:12,571 - Now teach me another one. - No, tomorrow. 882 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,106 Right now it's time for bed. 883 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,075 I'll be right back, Nick. 884 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,817 Hey, Nick, I just thought you might use some... 885 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,788 pajamas. 886 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,524 No, these-- these are fine. 887 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:35,861 All right. 888 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:38,096 Oh, sleep tight. 889 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,135 Nick: * Ho, ho, ho 890 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:45,937 * Here we go 891 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,873 * Ho, ho, ho 892 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,708 * Here we go 893 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,810 * Ho, ho, ho. ( laughs ) 894 00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:59,685 - ( beeping ) - We're getting close now. 895 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:01,920 Look, Max, his sleigh! 896 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:04,322 Yeah, but where is he and where are the reindeer? 897 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,857 Let's go. 898 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:12,063 ( beeping ) 899 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:14,833 I told him once, I told a hundred times! 900 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,935 Always keep it with him! 901 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:19,638 Well, at least we know it's his sleigh, Max! 902 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,741 Let's go. 903 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,142 So what do we do now, Max? 904 00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:25,777 We're gonna have to search the city. 905 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,312 This city, Max? 906 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,915 But it's so tall. 907 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,086 Nick: * Ho, ho 908 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,955 * Here we go 909 00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:38,757 * Ho, ho, ho 910 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,892 * Here we go 911 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:43,328 * And good old Saint Nick * 912 00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:48,600 * Good old Saint Nick. ( chuckles ) 913 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,671 I'm ready to learn another carol. 914 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,340 * Fa la la la la la la la la * 915 00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:58,710 * 'Tis the season to be jolly * 916 00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,647 * Fa la la la la la la la la * 917 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,683 * Do we have to keep on singing? * 918 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:07,018 * Fa la la la la la la la la... * 919 00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:09,254 All right, stop it, stop it, stop it. 920 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:11,623 - Can't we just talk? - Talk? 921 00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:14,092 Yeah, you know, words without music. 922 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,961 Remember? 923 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:18,630 Oh, yes, I remember. 924 00:43:18,664 --> 00:43:20,331 Talking, yes. 925 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:22,167 Oh, well, great. Great. 926 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,370 Yeah. Well, who knows? Today could be your big day. 927 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:28,974 You could be back singing Christmas songs with your family. 928 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,410 You really think so? 929 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:36,014 We could only hope. ( yawns ) 930 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,983 - ( news jingle plays ) - Peter on TV: Santa who? 931 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:40,886 - The countdown is on. Only 36 hours left... - Ray? 932 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,888 - Yeah? - Ray, come watch this story. 933 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,790 - Hmm? - Peter: He's about six feet tall, 934 00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:46,792 approximately 200-plus pounds... 935 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:49,160 Doesn't he look like Grandpa? 936 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:52,931 - I don't know. He's been gone-- - 10 years. 937 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,132 Yeah, it could be him, all right. 938 00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:56,034 Peter: Check out Channel 12 939 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:58,737 and respond through email or use our toll-free number... 940 00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:04,375 - ( touch-tones beeping ) - There's a merry Christmas just waiting for a lucky family. 941 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:07,879 Hello? Yes, I'd like to talk to someone about Santa Claus. 942 00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:10,181 Yes, I know who he really is. 943 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,220 Santas: Ho, ho, ho. 944 00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:19,157 - Merry Christmas! - Wow! 945 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,893 There are Santas everywhere, Max! 946 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:24,329 Yep, but we're only looking for one. 947 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:25,897 - How about that one? - Ho, ho, ho. 948 00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:28,299 - ( bell ringing ) - Merry Christmas! 949 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,001 How about the right one? 950 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,170 Oh, good plan, Max. 951 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:36,474 ( sighs ) Yeah, a virtual stroke of genius. 952 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,844 You are very smart, Max. 953 00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:42,814 Here you go, Detective. 954 00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:44,950 - Thanks. - So, any leads? 955 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:47,118 We must've talked to 200 people, 956 00:44:47,152 --> 00:44:49,187 but we're checking out a couple possibilities. 957 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,857 Well, the rest of them were all looky-loos or Looney Tunes. 958 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:54,225 - Then why bother? - ( phone rings ) 959 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:56,094 - Does he have to be here? - Yes. 960 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,066 Detective: Now, Mr. Albright... 961 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:02,333 ( jeering ) 962 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,368 Mr. Albright? 963 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:09,407 What I'd like to do now is... 964 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,410 bring in the police psychiatrist 965 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:14,813 and put him under hypnosis. 966 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,314 Do you think that stuff really works? 967 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:18,950 Well, we've had some success with it, yeah. 968 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:20,752 Do it! You'll see. 969 00:45:30,996 --> 00:45:33,098 ( sighs ) 970 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:35,000 Imagine you're at home, 971 00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,903 safe and comfortable, 972 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:40,405 and a voice is calling you. 973 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:42,140 It's a woman's voice. 974 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,842 My wife? 975 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:47,012 Yes, your wife. 976 00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:48,914 What name is she calling? 977 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:50,882 Nick. 978 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,350 Good. 979 00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,920 And what's your wife's name? 980 00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:58,523 - Mrs. Nick. - Oh, this is working really well. 981 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:04,062 Okay, and, um, 982 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:07,465 Nick, tell me what it's like at your home. 983 00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:12,237 Cold. Dark. 984 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,505 Uh-huh, and what are you doing? 985 00:46:14,539 --> 00:46:16,875 Feeding the animals. 986 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,877 What kind of animals? 987 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:22,914 Um, not sure. Horses? 988 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:27,853 Is there anyone else around? Any children? 989 00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:30,021 Oh, there are lots of children. 990 00:46:30,055 --> 00:46:32,057 Or... 991 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:34,059 are they... 992 00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:35,827 little people? 993 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:38,263 Little people? 994 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:40,398 Little people? 995 00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:43,301 I'm not sure. 996 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,336 It's okay, Nick. 997 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:48,273 - Whoa, Nelly! - What's wrong? Where are you now? 998 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:52,043 I'm standing on a-- on a rooftop. 999 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:55,213 - What are you doing? - I'm falling. 1000 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,915 No, I-- I'm flying! 1001 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:59,384 No, I can't fly. 1002 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:01,119 I wanna get down. I wanna go home. 1003 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,854 Okay, just relax. 1004 00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:04,555 You're coming down, landing safely. 1005 00:47:04,589 --> 00:47:07,092 At the count of three, you'll wake up. 1006 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:09,494 You won't have any memory of this. 1007 00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,499 You'll feel alert and refreshed. 1008 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:16,935 One, two, three. 1009 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,343 So-- so how did I do? 1010 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,913 - Do we know who I am? - Yes, you're Santa! 1011 00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:32,283 - Weren't you listening? - Well, actually, no. 1012 00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:34,485 We don't know who you are yet, but we're getting closer. 1013 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,221 Don't you get it? 1014 00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:39,257 Animals, little people, 1015 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,559 flying, duh! 1016 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:45,530 - Oh, come on. - This guy is the real Santa Claus. 1017 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:47,598 Claire. 1018 00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:50,902 There must be something you remember. 1019 00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:53,638 Claire, Lusby wants you to manage crowd control. 1020 00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,273 It's a madhouse out here. 1021 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:56,541 I'll be there in a minute. Thanks. 1022 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:57,909 Listen, I've got a little crisis. 1023 00:47:57,943 --> 00:47:59,377 Would you keep an eye on Zack? 1024 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,612 - Now? - It won't be for long. 1025 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:04,349 Can you just help me out here? 1026 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:05,984 Okay. 1027 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,986 If I can have more sessions with him, 1028 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:11,089 more details will slowly start to come back. 1029 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:12,623 But what would really trigger his memory 1030 00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:14,559 is an emotional connection. 1031 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:17,262 A familiar face, a familiar place-- 1032 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:20,631 anything that will remind him of who he is. 1033 00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:23,601 Okay, well, then let's schedule another session. 1034 00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:26,938 In the meantime, we'll continue to check out every legitimate lead. 1035 00:48:26,972 --> 00:48:28,940 All right, just let me know when. 1036 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,543 Listen, we need to get this guy identified 1037 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,644 as soon as possible. 1038 00:48:33,678 --> 00:48:35,580 Um... 1039 00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:37,015 I kind of promised my viewers 1040 00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:39,184 I'd have him home for Christmas. 1041 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:41,252 Well, I think the important thing 1042 00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:42,954 is to get him to the right home. 1043 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:45,156 Well, you have your priorities 1044 00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,092 - and I have mine. - You can't just send him anywhere. 1045 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:50,228 - He's Santa. - Zack, stay out of this. 1046 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,963 This is adult business. 1047 00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,598 Just stay with Nick. 1048 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:55,633 Detective, come on. 1049 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,535 I think the kid's got the right idea. 1050 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:59,537 ( sighs ) 1051 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:01,572 - ( door closes ) - Tomorrow's Christmas Eve 1052 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,409 and if you don't remember who you are by then, then... 1053 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:07,045 What? What will happen? 1054 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:09,247 Nothing. That's the problem. 1055 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,282 Christmas won't happen. 1056 00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:13,318 You gotta remember who you are. 1057 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:15,153 You just gotta. 1058 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:21,559 I heard the doctor say that I needed 1059 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:23,628 something familiar. 1060 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:25,330 ( gasps ) Yeah! 1061 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:26,531 Come on! 1062 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,636 Hurry! 1063 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:33,538 Wait for me. 1064 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:41,712 All right, Mr. Albright, we'll keep in touch. 1065 00:49:41,746 --> 00:49:43,548 Great. Thanks, Detective. 1066 00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:48,019 They went that-a-way. 1067 00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:50,721 Oh, great. The one day she asks me to watch her son... 1068 00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,390 You lose him. 1069 00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,559 It's okay. He's with an adult. 1070 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,694 - Mm-hmm. - ( sighs ) 1071 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:58,729 An adult who doesn't know who he is, much less where he is. 1072 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:06,037 - See? You fly on the sleigh... - Yes. 1073 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:07,638 - ...with your elves... - Yes. 1074 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,374 - ...and your reindeer... - Yes. 1075 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,342 - ...and you land on the roof. - Yes. 1076 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,344 - And go down the chimney. - Ah, yes. 1077 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:15,813 - Remember? - No. 1078 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,116 I'm sorry. 1079 00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,052 What's this picture called again? 1080 00:50:21,086 --> 00:50:22,587 "It's a Wonderful Life." 1081 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:25,123 Well, then why is he trying to take his life? 1082 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:27,325 Look, "Miracle on 34th Street." 1083 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:30,361 - ( gasps ) Look, that's Santa! - Why is he on trial? 1084 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,797 - They think he's crazy. - Ah, aha! 1085 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:35,500 And this Santa, why's he stealing everything? 1086 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,734 That's the Grinch. 1087 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,703 Oh, look! Rudolph! 1088 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:42,173 - He's your favorite reindeer! - And why is his nose red? 1089 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:45,676 Don't you remember anything? 1090 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,578 No, Zack. 1091 00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:50,081 ( gasps ) Reindeer. 1092 00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:52,283 Yeah, I got it! Come on! 1093 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:55,086 All right, remember, 1094 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,721 he can be anywhere, so keep your eyes open. 1095 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,656 Got it, Max. 1096 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,302 Let's go over this again. 1097 00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:14,239 - Santa flies in his sleigh... - Yes. 1098 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:16,241 - ...with his elves. - Yes. 1099 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:18,443 - He lands on the roof. - Yes. 1100 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,845 - He goes down the chimney. - Yes. 1101 00:51:20,878 --> 00:51:23,448 - You know what all this means? - No. 1102 00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:25,850 Me either. Let's go. 1103 00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:27,585 ( clears throat ) Earth to elves! 1104 00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:29,487 What are you guys doing? 1105 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,156 We're homesick. 1106 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,590 Would you-- 1107 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:45,803 Think. 1108 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:49,274 Reindeer. Uh, Santa. 1109 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:51,842 Sleigh. 1110 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:54,845 No. 1111 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:57,148 I don't recognize them. 1112 00:51:57,182 --> 00:51:59,350 - None of them? - No. 1113 00:51:59,384 --> 00:52:01,819 Any, uh-- any other ideas? 1114 00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:04,522 Only one. 1115 00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:05,856 ( snorts ) 1116 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:09,527 Any of this feel familiar? 1117 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,329 No. 1118 00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:20,371 Hey, look! 1119 00:52:20,405 --> 00:52:22,407 Dear Santa letters! 1120 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,478 Anything? 1121 00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:29,514 * Jingle all the way 1122 00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:30,915 * Oh, what fun it is to ride * 1123 00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:33,218 * In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! * 1124 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:34,752 - * Jingle bells, jingle bells... * - I know this! 1125 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:36,487 - * Jingle all the way... - You do? 1126 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:39,490 * Oh, what fun it is to ride * 1127 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,359 * In a one-horse open sleigh. * 1128 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:43,361 - There you are! - I know this song! 1129 00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:45,930 - Oh, Peter! - I'll deal with you in a minute. 1130 00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:47,598 What do you think you're doing running off like that? 1131 00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:49,267 You were supposed to stay put! 1132 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,302 You told me to stay with Nick! 1133 00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:53,971 - Semantics. - But those were your words, Peter. 1134 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,541 Oh, sure. That you remember. 1135 00:53:01,646 --> 00:53:03,614 The point is you weren't supposed to leave! 1136 00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:05,916 - I've been worried! - About what? 1137 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:08,419 How my mom's gonna kill you? 1138 00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:10,788 Oh, so you ran off to spite me? 1139 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,358 No! To help Nick! 1140 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:15,293 Jeez, not everything's about you. 1141 00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,362 Yeah, well, I wanna help him, too, you know? 1142 00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:18,463 - You do not! - Do, too! 1143 00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:19,464 - Do not! - Do, too! 1144 00:53:19,497 --> 00:53:20,565 Do not. 1145 00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:22,467 I heard what you said to that cop. 1146 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,635 You said you don't care where Nick goes 1147 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:26,003 or who he goes with, 1148 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,705 as long as you get your story. 1149 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,443 - Santa? - Yes. 1150 00:53:32,477 --> 00:53:34,479 Can I talk to you? 1151 00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:36,381 You certainly may. 1152 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:38,783 Come up and sit in my lap here for a minute. 1153 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:41,619 So, you're very pretty. 1154 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:44,355 Anybody told you that before? 1155 00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:45,823 Well, I do care about him. 1156 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:47,925 I'm-- I'm helping him find a home, aren't I? 1157 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:50,628 He's got a home in the North Pole 1158 00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:52,630 and he's gotta get back before Christmas! 1159 00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:55,032 Yeah, well, you've gotta get home right now. 1160 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,935 Don't you realize that you could single-handedly 1161 00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,770 ruin Christmas for the whole world? 1162 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,472 What, because I want you to come home? 1163 00:54:01,506 --> 00:54:04,041 No! Because you don't listen! 1164 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,544 You don't listen to me or my mom. 1165 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:08,746 And you wouldn't even know the real Santa 1166 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,548 if you saw him come right down your chimney. 1167 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,050 Oh, for God's sake, Zack. There isn't any real... 1168 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,486 ( girl giggles ) 1169 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,555 ...proof that he's Santa. 1170 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,557 Girl: Santa, you fixed it! 1171 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,459 There, very good. 1172 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:23,661 Now, what you're going to have to learn 1173 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:26,263 is to share your toys, you see? 1174 00:54:27,632 --> 00:54:29,367 What more proof do you need? 1175 00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:32,937 ( phone ringing ) 1176 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:34,305 ( phone beeps ) 1177 00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:36,073 Albright. 1178 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,643 Claire. Uh... 1179 00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:40,945 yeah, I-- I have Zack. 1180 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:44,415 Uh-huh, I have both of them. 1181 00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:46,851 Um, no, everything's under control. 1182 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,053 - Yeah, yeah, um... - ( truck beeping ) 1183 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:53,724 We're just, uh, Christmas caroling. 1184 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:56,661 Yeah, I-- well, um-- yeah, I should go. 1185 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:59,029 The tenors are all lining up now. 1186 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:00,965 Okay, I'll call you soon. 1187 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:02,032 ( phone beeps ) 1188 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,371 Where are you taking this thing? 1189 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:09,540 Toys Galore. They're gonna put it on display there. 1190 00:55:09,574 --> 00:55:11,809 Nick, Zack, get down from there. 1191 00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:15,045 Man: Ah, let 'em have their fun. 1192 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:16,881 It's only a few blocks. 1193 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:18,816 I'll take it slow. 1194 00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:21,819 - Bye! - Bye, Mom! Bye! Bye-bye! 1195 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,721 * Christmas Eve is coming soon * 1196 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,656 * Now, you dear old man * 1197 00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,091 * Whisper what you'll bring to me * 1198 00:55:27,124 --> 00:55:28,826 * Tell me if you can. 1199 00:55:28,859 --> 00:55:31,562 * Oh, tidings of comfort and joy... * 1200 00:55:31,596 --> 00:55:33,464 - I'm with the real Santa! - * Comfort and joy 1201 00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:38,436 * Oh, tidings of comfort and joy. * 1202 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,505 - ( chatter ) - Excuse me. 1203 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:44,008 Zack! 1204 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,843 You about ready to go home now? 1205 00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:48,546 No, he's making an emotional connection 1206 00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:49,847 to trigger his memory. 1207 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,916 Oh, come on. Don't be silly! 1208 00:55:51,949 --> 00:55:54,685 You didn't think it was silly when that shrink said it. 1209 00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,954 Look, it's not good for him to be up there like that. 1210 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,823 Are you kidding? Look at him! 1211 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:00,891 Girl: And I want to thank you 1212 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:03,828 - for all the neat stuff you brought last year. - Oh. ( chuckles ) 1213 00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,964 - And what did I bring you? - Don't you remember? 1214 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,933 Ah, well, 1215 00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:11,001 my memory hasn't been too good lately. 1216 00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:12,503 That's okay. 1217 00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:15,372 I still think you're the greatest. 1218 00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,043 Come on, admit it! 1219 00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:22,913 If he's not Santa, then nobody is. 1220 00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:25,483 - Yeah, I see what you mean. - ( phone ringing ) 1221 00:56:27,452 --> 00:56:30,120 - Albright. - Yeah, yeah, Mr. Albright, 1222 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:32,923 I thought you'd like to know we got our first good lead. 1223 00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:35,760 Yeah, some folks who think that, uh, Santa 1224 00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,862 is their missing grandfather. 1225 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,665 They-- they brought in an old photo 1226 00:56:40,698 --> 00:56:43,468 and our computer guys enhanced it. 1227 00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:45,636 They put on a beard and 10 years' worth of wrinkles 1228 00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:47,805 and I gotta tell you it looks like your guy. 1229 00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:49,707 Are you-- are you sure? 1230 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,977 Well, we're-- we're still running background checks, 1231 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:56,080 but it-- it looks legit, yeah. 1232 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,082 Well, I just-- 1233 00:56:58,115 --> 00:57:01,018 I just thought for a minute that maybe... 1234 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,891 Never mind. I'll be there soon. 1235 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,528 Well, looks like you're gonna meet your deadline, huh? 1236 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,929 That should make you happy. 1237 00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:13,498 Yeah. 1238 00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:15,966 It should. 1239 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,804 ( phone rings ) 1240 00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:26,611 So, you're telling me your grandfather's been missing for 10 years? 1241 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:28,546 Yes, 10 years. 1242 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,648 He went out to play Santa at the Knights of Columbus Christmas party 1243 00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,116 - and... - In a Santa suit? 1244 00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:34,652 But he never showed up there and he never came home. 1245 00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:36,020 We never heard from him after that. 1246 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:37,655 How soon can we see him? 1247 00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:40,558 Well, if everything checks out, first thing tomorrow. 1248 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:42,459 Would you excuse us a moment? 1249 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,501 So you're telling me that Nick has been running around 1250 00:57:50,535 --> 00:57:52,637 in a Santa suit for 10 years? 1251 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,238 Who knows? 1252 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:55,940 Listen to this. 1253 00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:02,279 Nicholas Engles, raised on a farm in Norway. 1254 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,815 Youngest of 12 children. 1255 00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:08,118 Animals, cold, lots of children. 1256 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:09,654 Hmm. 1257 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:11,088 Moved here in the '40s. 1258 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:13,758 Learned to fly a bomber in the Air Force. 1259 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:16,293 - So he did fly. - Yeah. 1260 00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:19,129 Looks like you finally got your happy ending. 1261 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:31,542 Well? 1262 00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:33,644 ( scoffs ) Wow. 1263 00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:35,179 Is there something wrong? 1264 00:58:38,783 --> 00:58:41,686 ( scoffs ) First, you take off with Zack without telling me, 1265 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:43,220 then you let the two of them just walk off. 1266 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,055 I mean, what could possibly be wrong? 1267 00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:46,824 Okay, I'm in no mood to argue. 1268 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,325 I'll just get Nick and we'll get out of your hair. 1269 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:51,662 Nick, I got some good news for ya. 1270 00:58:51,696 --> 00:58:54,231 Looks like the police finally discovered your true identity. 1271 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:55,866 - They have? - Claire: They have? 1272 00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:58,335 Yep. 1273 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,304 Well, who do they say that I am? 1274 00:59:00,337 --> 00:59:02,807 You're Nicholas Engles and you live with your grandchildren 1275 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,109 - and you're going home tomorrow. - That's not true! 1276 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:07,011 He really is Santa! 1277 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,713 Zack. 1278 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:12,282 If you take him away, there will be no more Christmas. 1279 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,184 Zack, would you stop this Santa stuff? 1280 00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:16,120 - He is not Santa. - He is, too. 1281 00:59:16,153 --> 00:59:17,922 - He is not! - Is, too! 1282 00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:20,290 He is not. He's just a confused old man. 1283 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,927 All right, stop it, both of you. 1284 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,630 Peter, outside. 1285 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:32,970 ( sighs ) 1286 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:34,972 - What? - You're acting like a child. 1287 00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,041 - No, he's acting like a child. - He is a child! 1288 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,276 What's your excuse? 1289 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:41,979 Everything's okay, Doris. 1290 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,381 And it is not your place to yell at my son. 1291 00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,983 Well, someone ought to set him straight. 1292 00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:47,852 I mean, do you really think it's healthy 1293 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:49,987 to let him believe that that amnesia victim is really Santa Claus? 1294 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,989 Oh, and who are you to tell him what to believe? 1295 00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:53,257 You're afraid to believe in anything. 1296 00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:54,825 I was just telling him the truth! 1297 00:59:54,859 --> 00:59:56,193 Well, you didn't have to crush him like that. 1298 00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:58,128 He'll get over it. 1299 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:01,198 I did. 1300 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,133 Oh. 1301 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:05,135 Oh, so that's it. 1302 01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:08,939 So you're taking your lousy childhood out on my child? 1303 01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:11,742 - What? - Oh, come on, you didn't get over it, Peter. 1304 01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:13,778 You're so stuck in your past 1305 01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:16,046 that you can't get on with your future. 1306 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,916 With-- with our future. 1307 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,321 Which tells me one thing. 1308 01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:26,290 What? 1309 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:31,261 That we don't have a future. 1310 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,065 Is that how you feel? 1311 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:39,236 Yes. 1312 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:42,639 ( scoffs ) 1313 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:44,909 Fine. 1314 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:47,077 Fine. 1315 01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:48,178 ( door opens ) 1316 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:50,414 Both: We're fine. 1317 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,953 So that's it? 1318 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,222 Yes. 1319 01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:01,125 If you can't let us in, then... 1320 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,960 you have to let us go. 1321 01:01:07,932 --> 01:01:09,333 ( door opens ) 1322 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:11,035 Come on, Nick. Let's go. 1323 01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:14,772 ( sighs ) 1324 01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:16,273 Well, that's it, guys. We gotta head back. 1325 01:01:16,306 --> 01:01:18,308 - But-- but-- - We're running out of time. 1326 01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:20,410 It's our duty to save Christmas. 1327 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:22,346 You mean without Santa? 1328 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:24,749 Tell me one place we haven't looked. 1329 01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:37,261 He looks lost. 1330 01:01:38,763 --> 01:01:40,130 You can't drive the sleigh 1331 01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,899 if you don't know the way. 1332 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,467 Your granddaughter Nancy. 1333 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,003 Uh, no. 1334 01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:49,306 The Knights of Columbus? 1335 01:01:49,339 --> 01:01:51,175 Uh, no. 1336 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,476 Any of this ring a bell, Nick? 1337 01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,778 Uh, no. 1338 01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:55,880 Maybe when I talk with her. 1339 01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,782 Yeah. 1340 01:01:57,815 --> 01:01:59,316 At least you'll be home for Christmas. 1341 01:02:00,985 --> 01:02:03,821 - ( sighs ) - And where are you going? 1342 01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:07,424 I was gonna spend it with Claire, but, uh... 1343 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:08,725 now? 1344 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,963 I didn't mess that up, did I? 1345 01:02:12,997 --> 01:02:14,965 No. 1346 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,367 No, it-- it was bound to happen. 1347 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,336 It was just as well. I'm no good with kids. 1348 01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:20,905 Oh. 1349 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:22,506 Not like you. 1350 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:27,311 Oh, and weren't those kids wonderful this afternoon? 1351 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:30,180 I had forgotten-- 1352 01:02:31,548 --> 01:02:33,217 What? 1353 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,785 I don't know. 1354 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,823 You see, I can't even remember 1355 01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:40,357 what I've forgotten. 1356 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:43,327 Well, you-- 1357 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,095 you sure looked right at home with them. 1358 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:49,433 Night, Nick. 1359 01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:50,935 Peter. 1360 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:56,473 Come on and-- and sit down here, will you, please? 1361 01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:59,076 Sit down with me. Come on. 1362 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,978 ( grunts ) Sit down. 1363 01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:04,448 Sit down. 1364 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:11,021 I want to read to you. 1365 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:14,825 I understand it makes it easier to fall asleep that way. 1366 01:03:14,859 --> 01:03:16,560 Now... 1367 01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:18,428 "'Twas the night before Christmas 1368 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,330 when all through the house, 1369 01:03:20,364 --> 01:03:22,332 not a creature was stirring, 1370 01:03:22,366 --> 01:03:25,069 not even a mouse. 1371 01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:28,338 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care 1372 01:03:28,372 --> 01:03:31,541 in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. 1373 01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:35,045 The children were nestled 1374 01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:37,948 all snug in their beds, 1375 01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:40,851 while visions of sugarplums..." 1376 01:03:40,885 --> 01:03:44,221 ( snores ) 1377 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:07,878 Sweet dreams, Nick. 1378 01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:18,488 ( groans ) 1379 01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:43,313 Grady's voice: I feel sorry for the real Santa. 1380 01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:45,649 He never gets to meet the kids. 1381 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:48,118 He never gets to see the happiness he brings. 1382 01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:51,321 Now, that's a tough job. ( laughs ) 1383 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,523 What you're going to have to do... 1384 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,459 - ...all the neat stuff you brought last year. - Oh. 1385 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,362 - You're late! - You're late. 1386 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:01,031 - You're late! - You're late. 1387 01:05:01,065 --> 01:05:03,367 You're late! 1388 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,004 You're late, you're late, you're late! 1389 01:05:07,037 --> 01:05:08,438 For what? 1390 01:05:08,472 --> 01:05:10,374 Young Peter's voice: "Dear Santa, 1391 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,342 you are the greatest. 1392 01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:15,445 All I want is a happy Christmas 1393 01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:17,581 with a family who loves me. 1394 01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:20,117 Love, Peter Albright." 1395 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:23,520 Peter, have you finished writing your letter? 1396 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:26,123 Yep, here it is. 1397 01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:28,058 Peter... 1398 01:05:28,092 --> 01:05:30,427 I just got off the phone with your father 1399 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:35,399 and he won't be coming for you. 1400 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:36,633 My dad? 1401 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:39,669 Isn't coming. 1402 01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:41,438 Santa Claus? 1403 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,574 Isn't coming! 1404 01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,543 ( laughs ) 1405 01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:49,279 ( mock cries, laughing ) 1406 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,588 ( panting ) 1407 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:07,097 Everything okay? 1408 01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:09,499 Yes. Yeah. 1409 01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:12,702 I had the strangest dream. 1410 01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:15,472 Yeah, I know the feeling. Boy, I could use a drink. 1411 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:17,741 One drink coming up. 1412 01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:24,548 So, what did you dream about? 1413 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:28,418 Oh, yes, it was, uh-- I was late. 1414 01:06:28,452 --> 01:06:33,690 I was terribly late for... 1415 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,528 for something. 1416 01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:42,132 - The deadline dream. I get that a lot. - Uh-huh. 1417 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:45,102 And-- and what did you dream about? 1418 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:48,072 About the orphanage where I grew up. 1419 01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:49,439 Orphanage? 1420 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,243 Yeah, my mom died when I was seven 1421 01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:57,614 and my dad wasn't much of a family man. 1422 01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:01,751 I obviously didn't fit into his plans. 1423 01:07:01,785 --> 01:07:04,488 Anyway, I dreamt about my first Christmas there. 1424 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,523 The one where I stopped believing in Santa. 1425 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:09,493 And I was writing my letter. 1426 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:14,298 Funny, I can't even remember what I asked for. 1427 01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:18,635 That you would have a happy Christmas 1428 01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,804 with a family that loved you. 1429 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:24,541 Yeah. How'd you know? 1430 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:28,812 I figured that's what any orphan would want, right? 1431 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:30,814 I guess. 1432 01:07:33,117 --> 01:07:34,351 Well, anyway, I saw Sister Greta 1433 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,486 throw my letter into the fire 1434 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,322 - and I figured if she didn't believe... - Sister Greta? 1435 01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:42,859 Would she be Danish or Norwegian? 1436 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:44,494 I don't know. Why? 1437 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:46,496 Because Scandinavians have this custom 1438 01:07:46,530 --> 01:07:49,866 that when they send letters to Santa Claus, 1439 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,268 they throw them on the fire 1440 01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:53,170 and they believe that the smoke 1441 01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:56,206 carries the letters to the North Pole faster that way. 1442 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,574 How did you know that? 1443 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:00,677 I don't know. 1444 01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:02,179 ( laughing ) 1445 01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:07,184 Well, anyway, it didn't work. 1446 01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:08,852 I never got what I asked for. 1447 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,221 Well, maybe it's not too late. 1448 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,858 I don't see a family in my future, Nick. 1449 01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:18,395 Well, I think that you'd make a very good father, Peter. 1450 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,630 Not gonna happen. 1451 01:08:20,664 --> 01:08:22,599 Claire's fed up with me 1452 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:24,768 and Zack thinks that I am the grouch that stole Christmas. 1453 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:27,304 I think that you and Zack have much more in common 1454 01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:28,738 than you both realize. 1455 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,679 You know, for a guy who-- 1456 01:08:35,712 --> 01:08:37,247 who doesn't know much about himself, 1457 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:39,149 you sure know a lot about me. 1458 01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:42,452 Well, maybe we both need to remember 1459 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:44,654 who we used to be. 1460 01:08:44,688 --> 01:08:46,323 ( chuckles ) 1461 01:08:46,356 --> 01:08:48,158 You know, Nick, if I didn't know any better, 1462 01:08:48,192 --> 01:08:50,427 I'd swear you were the real thing. 1463 01:09:24,761 --> 01:09:25,895 Nick? 1464 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:30,300 We should be going. 1465 01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:37,307 ( chatter ) 1466 01:09:40,277 --> 01:09:42,446 Peter: It's hard to believe that it was only three days ago 1467 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,448 when we first met jolly old Saint Nick. 1468 01:09:44,481 --> 01:09:47,751 But I'm happy to report, like all good fairy tales, 1469 01:09:47,784 --> 01:09:49,753 this story has a happy ending. 1470 01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:51,921 Late last night, the police department confirmed 1471 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:54,491 Santa's identity as Nicholas Engles. 1472 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:57,661 His granddaughter and her husband said they never lost hope 1473 01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:00,830 that one day they would be reunited with their grandfather. 1474 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:03,967 - And today is that day. - What happened? 1475 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,737 His grandchildren came for him. 1476 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:09,706 Oh, sure. 1477 01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,975 His grandchildren come for him. 1478 01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:19,349 Peter: And there you have it. 1479 01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:20,784 A family together again. 1480 01:10:20,817 --> 01:10:23,353 This is Peter Albright reporting live. 1481 01:10:23,387 --> 01:10:25,522 - ( sniffles ) - ( crowd applauds ) 1482 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:35,399 - Grady? - Yeah, Nick. Congratulations. 1483 01:10:37,301 --> 01:10:39,536 I don't think I'll be needing these anymore, 1484 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,271 so I want you to have them. 1485 01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:42,606 Are you sure? 1486 01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:43,873 You'll do them proud. 1487 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:46,343 Well, jeez, thanks, Nick. 1488 01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:48,244 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1489 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,315 - Peter. - Nick. 1490 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:54,784 Peter, thank you for everything. 1491 01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:56,386 Oh, no problem. 1492 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,555 I just wish I had a Christmas gift for you. 1493 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,391 Oh, well, you've done plenty already. 1494 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,429 But, here, uh, take this. 1495 01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:06,896 Your phone? 1496 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:09,799 Well, that way we can always keep in touch. 1497 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,267 ( crowd applauds ) 1498 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,772 Man: Good job. 1499 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:17,674 Claire! 1500 01:11:19,343 --> 01:11:21,445 - Oh. - Claire. 1501 01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:27,016 - You have a fine young boy here, Claire. - ( Claire chuckles ) 1502 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:30,320 Come up here, Zack. I wanna talk with you. 1503 01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:33,357 Here, now... 1504 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,894 This is a very good thing, you know? 1505 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:39,929 I'm back with my family. 1506 01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:42,799 I'm back where I belong, huh? 1507 01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:45,802 And to think that you had me believing at one time 1508 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:48,572 that I was the real Santa. 1509 01:11:48,605 --> 01:11:51,307 - But you are. - Oh, come on. 1510 01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:53,943 I'll miss you. 1511 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,050 Bye. 1512 01:12:06,623 --> 01:12:08,458 ( crowd applauds ) 1513 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:27,711 Oh, boy, I'll be glad when the holidays are over. 1514 01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:29,446 They already are. 1515 01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:30,980 Oh. 1516 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,516 You miss him? 1517 01:12:34,117 --> 01:12:35,885 Me, too. 1518 01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:38,588 He's better off with his family, you know? 1519 01:12:38,622 --> 01:12:40,524 Yeah, but don't blame me 1520 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:43,560 when the whole world wakes up to empty stockings. 1521 01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:46,763 Hey... 1522 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:49,499 how about we spend the day together, just you and me? 1523 01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:50,800 Huh? 1524 01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:54,003 - Okay. - ( chuckles ) Come on. 1525 01:12:56,172 --> 01:12:58,074 - I'm leaving. - But it's Christmas Eve. 1526 01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,843 - I know. - It's our busiest night of the year! 1527 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:00,844 I know. 1528 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,579 ( bell ringing ) 1529 01:13:04,748 --> 01:13:07,050 - Oh, merry Christmas, Grady. - Oh, thanks, Claire. 1530 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,652 Same to you. Thank you, sir. 1531 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:10,454 Oh, that suit looks great on you. 1532 01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:12,789 It's a perfect fit. Ooh, and I found something. 1533 01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:14,424 This suit's got more hidden pockets, 1534 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,092 I tell ya. I found these letters. 1535 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,827 - We gotta get 'em back to Nick. - Oh. 1536 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:19,796 Mom, look! Dear Santa! 1537 01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:21,998 Hey, look! 1538 01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:23,833 These were in his pockets. 1539 01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:26,102 Why would anybody carry around Dear Santa letters 1540 01:13:26,135 --> 01:13:27,904 unless he was Santa? 1541 01:13:27,937 --> 01:13:29,072 And there's more in the sleigh. 1542 01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:31,107 Zack, honey, stop bothering Peter. 1543 01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:34,043 He's made it clear that he doesn't want to be bothered. 1544 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,945 So, where do you wanna go? 1545 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:37,180 Toys Galore. 1546 01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:11,080 ( sighs ) 1547 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:46,583 Young Peter's voice: "Dear Santa, 1548 01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:48,785 you are the greatest. 1549 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:52,622 All I want is a happy Christmas 1550 01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,858 with a family who loves me. 1551 01:14:54,891 --> 01:14:56,125 Love, 1552 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,699 - Peter Albright." - Peter Albright? 1553 01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,601 How can-- how can this be? 1554 01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:06,670 How-- how could he...? 1555 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:20,116 I bet you're ready for some home cooking. 1556 01:15:20,149 --> 01:15:22,151 On Sundays I make a pork roast. 1557 01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:24,688 Monday's tuna casserole, Tuesday, meat loaf. 1558 01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:27,123 Wednesday's Ray's favorite-- piggies in a blanket. 1559 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:30,126 - Thursday's scalloped potatoes, Italian style-- - ( cell phone ringing ) 1560 01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:33,930 Is that you, Grandpa? 1561 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:38,034 Oh, uh, excuse me, uh... 1562 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,036 Just press the green button, Grandpa. 1563 01:15:40,069 --> 01:15:43,907 - ( phone beeps ) - Yes, hello-- hello? 1564 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:45,942 - Peter: Nick. - Peter! 1565 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:49,078 Um, where did you get these letters? 1566 01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:51,014 What letters? 1567 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,183 The letters to Santa. They found them in your pocket. 1568 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:56,786 Uh, well, I believe, yes, 1569 01:15:56,820 --> 01:16:00,089 I was reading some letters before the, uh... 1570 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,692 They're from the kids at the orphanage years ago. 1571 01:16:02,726 --> 01:16:05,695 There's Bobby and Chad and... 1572 01:16:09,098 --> 01:16:10,767 and me. 1573 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,636 But didn't you say that you saw 1574 01:16:12,669 --> 01:16:14,203 one of the sisters burn those letters? 1575 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,105 Peter: Yeah. 1576 01:16:16,139 --> 01:16:17,941 Nick: Well, then... 1577 01:16:17,974 --> 01:16:21,044 nobody could have those letters, right? 1578 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:22,812 Right. 1579 01:16:22,846 --> 01:16:24,313 Nobody but... 1580 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:28,618 Santa. 1581 01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:30,754 Santa? 1582 01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:33,790 Santa? 1583 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,358 It can't be. 1584 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:37,661 It has to be. 1585 01:16:37,694 --> 01:16:39,896 You have to be. 1586 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:42,398 Listen, can you meet me 1587 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,701 at Toys Galore in 15 minutes? 1588 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:46,836 Nick: All right, yes, yes. 1589 01:16:46,870 --> 01:16:49,973 ( laughing ) 1590 01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:53,843 Would you stop at the Toys Galore store? 1591 01:16:53,877 --> 01:16:55,378 Is everything all right? 1592 01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:57,981 I have some last-minute shopping to do. 1593 01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:10,994 - You looking for anything special, honey? - ( cell phone rings ) 1594 01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:12,896 His sleigh. 1595 01:17:15,164 --> 01:17:17,166 - Hello? - Claire, it's Peter. 1596 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,935 Oh, what? 1597 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,170 Uh, let me talk to Zack. 1598 01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:24,040 Ugh, Peter wants to talk to you. 1599 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:27,176 - Forget it. - He doesn't wanna talk to you. 1600 01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,978 Just tell him-- 1601 01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:32,716 tell him that, uh-- tell him that I believe him. 1602 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:54,904 ( chatter ) 1603 01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:01,978 Peter, this is a great story. 1604 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,447 It's not over yet. Grab your gear. 1605 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,749 Ooh! 1606 01:18:14,490 --> 01:18:16,225 Oof! 1607 01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:17,761 Whoa! 1608 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,328 ( groans ) 1609 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,197 - Shh. - ( chuckles ) 1610 01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,799 All right, news boy. 1611 01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:24,901 - What? - What did you do with Santa? 1612 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:30,406 Who are you? Ow, ow, ow, ow... 1613 01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,241 ( crowd murmuring ) 1614 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:33,977 Zack? 1615 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,511 Zack! 1616 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:37,947 - Zack! - Up here, Mom! 1617 01:18:37,981 --> 01:18:40,083 Look, I knew they were here! 1618 01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:42,752 Zack, get down here right now. 1619 01:18:42,786 --> 01:18:44,453 - Look, the letters! - Man: Listen to your mother. 1620 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:48,024 And there's more letters and the sleigh, the reindeer-- 1621 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:51,294 - it's all proof that Nick really... - Man: Sit still! 1622 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:53,129 Santa! 1623 01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:55,298 He's here! Hey, Nick! 1624 01:18:57,033 --> 01:18:59,002 You really are Santa! 1625 01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:00,770 That's what Peter thinks, too. 1626 01:19:00,804 --> 01:19:04,340 - He does? - Yeah. 1627 01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:06,475 - Yes! - ( crowd gasps ) 1628 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:09,245 Oh, Zack, no! 1629 01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:10,814 Mom! 1630 01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:12,849 Zack, now don't move. 1631 01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:15,518 - Mom! - Nick: Don't move! 1632 01:19:15,551 --> 01:19:16,920 Woman: Get out of the sleigh! 1633 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:20,056 Stay there. 1634 01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:23,092 Don't move. 1635 01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:26,429 Are you okay, Peter? 1636 01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:28,197 Oh, sure. I just love being held hostage 1637 01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:30,099 by a bunch of color-blind, overdressed, 1638 01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:32,001 slightly belated trick-or-treaters. 1639 01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:34,370 Who are you guys, anyway? 1640 01:19:34,403 --> 01:19:36,305 Elves. 1641 01:19:36,339 --> 01:19:38,774 - Elves, right. - Look at the ears. 1642 01:19:40,844 --> 01:19:42,478 They're real! 1643 01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:46,950 - Jackpot, news boy. - ( screams ) 1644 01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:51,087 ( chatter ) 1645 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:54,257 Man: No, don't go up there. It's not safe! 1646 01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,460 - ( crowd gasps ) - ( gasps ) Oh! 1647 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,910 Mom! 1648 01:20:13,943 --> 01:20:15,111 ( creaking ) 1649 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,445 Sweetie, don't move. 1650 01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:20,583 Come over here slowly. Come on. 1651 01:20:20,616 --> 01:20:22,518 Come on. 1652 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:24,420 Move over slowly now. 1653 01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:25,554 Come on. 1654 01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:27,590 Woman: Do what he says! 1655 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:32,095 Oh, sweetie! 1656 01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:36,966 That's all right. 1657 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,235 It's all right. Don't move. 1658 01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:41,137 Here, I'll-- I'll just get in. 1659 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,471 Just hold on! 1660 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:55,184 - Oh! Hold on, now. - ( crowd gasps ) 1661 01:20:55,218 --> 01:20:56,185 ( gasps ) 1662 01:21:00,489 --> 01:21:02,058 ( crowd screams ) 1663 01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,528 Everything is fine, okay? 1664 01:21:06,629 --> 01:21:09,165 Everything will be all right. 1665 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,968 - It will? - Yes, 1666 01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:13,602 or my name isn't Santa. 1667 01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:15,538 - Whoa! - ( crowd gasps, screams ) 1668 01:21:15,571 --> 01:21:16,472 ( screams ) 1669 01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:20,376 ( laughs ) 1670 01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:26,349 Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho... 1671 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,417 Maybe that's not Grandpa. 1672 01:21:30,186 --> 01:21:32,288 You really are Santa! I knew it! 1673 01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:35,024 Yes! I am! 1674 01:21:35,058 --> 01:21:36,592 I really am! 1675 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:40,997 - Mom! - Oh, Zack, oh! 1676 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,435 - Claire: I am so glad you're safe. - ( groans ) 1677 01:21:46,469 --> 01:21:49,038 I was so worried about you. 1678 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:50,373 Peter: Thank you. 1679 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,341 Excuse me. 1680 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:54,978 - Santa? - Max? 1681 01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:56,980 Santa! 1682 01:21:57,013 --> 01:21:58,982 Whoa, whoa... 1683 01:21:59,015 --> 01:22:01,117 - There's something different about you. - Max, 1684 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:03,186 I feel like a new man. 1685 01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:04,653 Yeah, well, you look like one, too. 1686 01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:06,555 Max, these kids today, 1687 01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:09,325 they really do appreciate me. 1688 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:11,160 I'm gonna pick up the bag again. 1689 01:22:11,194 --> 01:22:13,362 Yeah, well, you better make it quick 1690 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:17,100 - 'cause Christmas Eve is almost here. - ( watch ticking ) 1691 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:19,402 Christmas Eve? 1692 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,170 But it's running very late. 1693 01:22:21,204 --> 01:22:23,239 We'll never make all these deliveries in time. 1694 01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:27,743 - Max: Come on, let's go! We're late! - Zack: Hurry! Hey, look. 1695 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:30,013 Peter: Hey, the Christmas tree lot's the other way. 1696 01:22:30,046 --> 01:22:32,181 - Claire: What do you think you're doing? - Rupert: He looks lost. 1697 01:22:32,215 --> 01:22:34,250 - Man: It's a shortcut. - Max: Right. What do we look like, tourists? 1698 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,651 ( Nick laughs ) 1699 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:38,321 Man: Okay, yeah, 1700 01:22:38,354 --> 01:22:40,156 let's make sure I got this right. 1701 01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:42,258 You're Santa and you need your reindeer. 1702 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,193 - Yes, yes. - ( chuckles ) 1703 01:22:44,227 --> 01:22:45,628 So where are your elves? 1704 01:22:45,661 --> 01:22:48,197 Uh, oh, they were right behi-- 1705 01:22:53,369 --> 01:22:54,370 ( gasps ) 1706 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:10,319 Well, we can do this two ways-- 1707 01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:12,588 - naughty... - ( teeth chattering ) 1708 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:14,390 Just say the word, Max. 1709 01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:16,125 ...or nice. 1710 01:23:16,159 --> 01:23:18,127 Hand over the keys. 1711 01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:23,066 Let's ride, Santa. 1712 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,639 There's been a break-in at the Christmas tree lot. 1713 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:33,776 Santa and his elves are stealing the reindeer! 1714 01:23:33,809 --> 01:23:36,312 - ( clicks, dial tone ) - Hello? 1715 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,414 - ( phone clicking ) - Hello? 1716 01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:45,321 We're gonna go on a-- on a little trip tonight. 1717 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:48,424 Man: Turn around slowly. 1718 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:21,090 Don't be a hero, lawman. 1719 01:24:21,124 --> 01:24:24,093 - ( whipping, whooshing ) - ( men yelling ) 1720 01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:26,329 ( machine whirring, popping ) 1721 01:24:28,197 --> 01:24:30,065 ( muffled grunting ) 1722 01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:33,602 Well, come on, guys. Let's go! 1723 01:24:33,636 --> 01:24:36,172 But there's too much weight. We'll have to meet you there. 1724 01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:37,740 Well, how are you gonna get home? 1725 01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:39,308 Upgrades. 1726 01:24:39,342 --> 01:24:43,246 In-flight movies, free food, peanuts. 1727 01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:44,880 Oh, boy. 1728 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,816 Hey, come, Dancer, come, Prancer. 1729 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:49,818 Up and away! 1730 01:24:49,852 --> 01:24:52,588 - ( chattering ) - Claire: Whoo! 1731 01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:55,891 - Oh! - Nick: Up and away. 1732 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,293 Hold on. 1733 01:24:57,326 --> 01:25:00,296 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 1734 01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:01,797 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 1735 01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:16,845 - You call it in. - Hmm? 1736 01:25:19,648 --> 01:25:21,850 Claire: Oh! ( laughs ) 1737 01:25:21,884 --> 01:25:23,552 Wow! 1738 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:32,528 Zack, you remember that letter I wrote? 1739 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,197 I wrote it when I was about your age 1740 01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:36,865 and it made me realize 1741 01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:40,669 - that you and I have a lot in common. - Yeah? Like what? 1742 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:43,772 Well, like we both miss having a dad 1743 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,475 and we both love your mom very much. 1744 01:25:47,743 --> 01:25:49,945 And we both believe in Santa. 1745 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,947 You were right all along. 1746 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:54,183 So you'll listen to me from now on? 1747 01:25:54,217 --> 01:25:55,918 I'll definitely work on it. 1748 01:25:55,951 --> 01:25:58,221 And you'll never doubt me again? 1749 01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,456 - ( chuckles ) Okay, now you're pushing it. - ( Claire chuckles ) 1750 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,895 What was that for? 1751 01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,331 I'm sorry. 1752 01:26:09,598 --> 01:26:10,833 No, I'm sorry. 1753 01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:14,303 No, I'm sorry. 1754 01:26:14,337 --> 01:26:16,372 Hey, hey, watch it. That thing's loaded. 1755 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:20,409 - ( Claire chuckles ) - Max: Touché. 1756 01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:26,181 You were right. I was acting like a child. 1757 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:32,221 I wanna get married. 1758 01:26:32,255 --> 01:26:34,590 ( chuckles ) To me? 1759 01:26:34,623 --> 01:26:35,958 Yeah. 1760 01:26:35,991 --> 01:26:39,662 Even with-- even with a ready-made family? 1761 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:42,365 Especially with a ready-made family. 1762 01:26:46,402 --> 01:26:48,937 Looks like I finally got my Christmas wish. 1763 01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:06,955 Oh, my. 1764 01:27:08,524 --> 01:27:09,525 - ( cheering ) - Whoa! 1765 01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:15,798 - Zack: That was so fun! - Nick? 1766 01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:18,534 - Grady, Grady. - That was so cool, Mom! 1767 01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:21,737 It's Christmas Eve. Do you still have that suit that I gave to you? 1768 01:27:21,770 --> 01:27:23,506 Yeah, yeah, it's in the car. 1769 01:27:23,539 --> 01:27:25,741 - Would you, please? - Hang on. One second. 1770 01:27:25,774 --> 01:27:27,576 Nick: A white Christmas. 1771 01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:29,745 - Max: Yeah. - Nick: Yes. 1772 01:27:29,778 --> 01:27:32,548 - Max: It's turning out just perfect, isn't it? - Come on, Grady. 1773 01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:34,750 - We're running late here. - There you go. 1774 01:27:34,783 --> 01:27:37,620 - Thanks. - So, you're the real deal. 1775 01:27:37,653 --> 01:27:40,723 Nick: Yeah, how about that? 1776 01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:42,725 That means I wore Santa's suit. 1777 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:45,060 I wore Sa-- I gotta go tell my wife. 1778 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,530 - I gotta tell my wife. - Thank you, Grady. 1779 01:27:48,964 --> 01:27:51,900 Santa, it's getting late. 1780 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,902 I mean, we're really gonna need a miracle. 1781 01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:56,905 Yes, it is time 1782 01:27:56,939 --> 01:28:00,376 for a little Christmas magic. 1783 01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:10,753 Peter: Wow. 1784 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:13,656 - How do you do that? - Ho, ho, ho. 1785 01:28:13,689 --> 01:28:16,325 Wouldn't you like to know? 1786 01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:19,061 Peter, we're off to a late start this year. 1787 01:28:19,094 --> 01:28:22,798 Uh, do you think you might lend a helping hand this evening? 1788 01:28:22,831 --> 01:28:25,701 Well, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever offered, 1789 01:28:25,734 --> 01:28:27,403 but for the first time in my life 1790 01:28:27,436 --> 01:28:29,405 I have a family to spend Christmas Eve with. 1791 01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:31,607 I was hoping you would say that. 1792 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,377 And I was hoping you'd say that. 1793 01:28:34,410 --> 01:28:36,479 According to five time zones, we're late, Nick. 1794 01:28:36,512 --> 01:28:39,047 - We gotta go, Nick. Come on! - Okay! 1795 01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:42,551 - Claire: Oh, bye. - Here we go. Bye-bye, bye-bye. 1796 01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:44,453 - Bye-bye. - Oh, we'll miss you! 1797 01:28:44,487 --> 01:28:45,921 We'll miss you. 1798 01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:07,009 - Wow! - ( all laughing ) 1799 01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:18,987 The name is Claus. 1800 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:21,790 Unbelievable? We thought so at first. 1801 01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:24,627 But as they say, you've gotta see it to believe it. 1802 01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:26,161 So, as we close tonight's show, 1803 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:27,796 we'd like to leave you with these images. 1804 01:29:31,634 --> 01:29:33,502 This is Peter Albright saying... 1805 01:29:33,536 --> 01:29:36,939 have yourself a very merry Christmas. 1806 01:29:36,972 --> 01:29:38,106 I know I will. 1807 01:29:42,645 --> 01:29:44,413 Grandpa? 1808 01:29:57,660 --> 01:29:59,127 I'm running a little late. 1809 01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:01,930 You bet we're late. Now come on! 1810 01:30:01,964 --> 01:30:03,098 Merry Christmas. 1811 01:30:15,978 --> 01:30:17,946 Peter's voice: "Dear Santa, 1812 01:30:17,980 --> 01:30:20,649 thank you for making my Christmas wish come true. 1813 01:30:20,683 --> 01:30:23,819 Love, Peter Albright." 1814 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,236 Ah, ah, ah. 1815 01:30:41,269 --> 01:30:43,472 I'll take care of that. 1816 01:30:48,043 --> 01:30:50,479 Santa, I got two words for you-- 1817 01:30:50,513 --> 01:30:53,215 - Merry Christmas. - No. Seat belts. 1818 01:30:53,248 --> 01:30:55,117 ( Nick chuckles ) 1819 01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:57,553 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1820 01:31:10,599 --> 01:31:13,502 ( music playing ) 1821 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,919 Man: That's a gimme?128964

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