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In the last episode of Soap,
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Jessica believesthat Chester is dead,
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but he is not,
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and, banging his head,
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he's now rememberedhe's Chester Tate,
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and is on his way home,if it's not too late.
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At home, of course,Donohue and Jess
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have fallen in love,as you probably guessed.
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Mary told Burt what Sally said.
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He said she lied.
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Mary said, "Drop dead."
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Corinne gave birthto a baby boy,
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but Tim, in a cave,couldn't share the joy.
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Very confused?
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Do you feel like a dope?
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You won't, if youstay tuned for... Soap.
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This is the storyof two sisters,
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Jessica Tate
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and Mary Campbell.
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These are the Tates,
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and these are the Campbells.
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And this is... Soap.
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Oof.
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Go back to bed, Corinne.
I'll do it.
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No, I'll do it.
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Come on.
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Shh. If I argue with you,
I'll wake up.
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Go to bed.
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Oh, God, I'm waking up!
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Then go to sleep, Corinne.
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Where's the door?
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This is it.
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This is wonderful.
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Every four hours,
that baby wakes up to eat,
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and every four hours
when that baby wakes up to eat,
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it wakes me up, and I eat too.
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By the time
he sleeps through the night,
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I'll weigh 400 pounds.
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What kind of men
are they drafting these days?
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Come on, Gramps.
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Listen to him.
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We're all homesick,
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but do you hear us
carrying on like that?
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Hi, Benson.
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Hi, Mary.
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Did the baby wake you up too?
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No.
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All of you woke me up.
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The baby don't bother me at all.
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It's the rest of you.
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Now, I made up a schedule.
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You've got this feeding.
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Corinne's got
the 7:00,
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Eunice has got
the 11:00,
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and so on and so on and so on.
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That way, you all can
stop arguing about it
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and not wake me up.
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Benson, I notice that your name
isn't on this list.
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Don't you want
to take a feeding?
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No, thanks.
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I never eat this late at night.
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Hi, Mary.
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Hi.
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What in the world
are you doing up this late?
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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Letting Corinne sleep.
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Oh.
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How was your date?
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Very nice.
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Oh, tell me everything
that happened.
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Well, I went to his apartment.
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Yes.
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And he cooked dinner!
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Yeah.
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And we ate it.
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And then?
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And then, uh, we had dessert.
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Jessie, get to the good part.
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This is the good part.
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Didn't you go to bed with him?
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No.
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No?
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No.
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Oh, Jess.
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Gee, you sound more disappointed
than he did.
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I thought you liked him.
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I do.
I do, and I wanted to.
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I mean, I really did.
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But then when it came time to...
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Well, I couldn't.
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I mean, I... I just couldn't
be unfaithful to Chester.
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Jessie, Chester is dead.
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And even when he was alive,
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he was no saint.
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Mm.
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If it was me, I'd jump
at the chance.
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I can't wait to have an affair.
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Mary, Burt is still alive.
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What difference does that make?
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We're finished.
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The man has slept in more beds
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than Washington.
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I want an affair.
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I want a beautiful,
storybook, romantic,
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never-to-be-forgotten
affair,
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and if I can't have that,
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I'll settle
for a one-night stand.
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I had an affair once.
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I know.
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I don't think I like them.
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Why?
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Well, I don't know.
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There's something really nice
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about being with
one person all your life.
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I mean, you don't have
to explain your scars to him,
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and you don't have to keep your
chin all up all the time...
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you know, so it doesn't double...
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and you don't have to lie
in the one position
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where nothing sags.
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I mean, Mary, try making love
propped up on one elbow
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with your hand behind your head.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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And in the morning...
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To be seen in the morning?
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I mean, Burt's used to me,
but a strange man?
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I mean, he'd take one look at me
and leave the bed in a rocket.
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Well, an affair is one thing,
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but love is something else.
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I've even scared myself
in the morning.
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Detective Donohue loves me.
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You know, Mary, I don't think
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that he would care
what I looked like.
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I could have an affair
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only if the man was blindfolded.
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Detective Donohue
thinks I'm wonderful,
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and because he loves me,
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I'm the most beautiful thing
that ever lived.
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Oh, Jessie, do you realize
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that because of the way
I look in the morning
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I can never have an affair?
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I could kill Burt.
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Mary?
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I'm going to have an affair
with Detective Donohue.
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Now?
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No, silly.
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I have to get some sleep.
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I want to look my best.
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I mean, love may be blind,
but there's a limit.
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Who is it?
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United Parcel.
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Oh, you lied!
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I lied?
I lied? Me?
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You tell my wife
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I've been in more motels
than the Gideon Bible,
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and I lied?
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Don't hurt me.
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Please, don't hurt me.
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Sit down, Sally.
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My God, you're gonna kill me!
He's gonna kill me!
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I ought to.
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Oh, Burt, please.
I had to do it. I had to.
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You don't...
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Don't shoot!
Please, don't shoot!
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What? Who's...
What's shooting?
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Help! Help!
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He's gonna kill me! Help!
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This is New York.
Who's gonna come?
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Help! Oh, please!
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Sally, Sally, Sally, hang on.
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Now, I'm not here to kill you.
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Please. Now, just
shut up and sit down.
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You're not
gonna kill me? No.
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Do you swear?
I swear to you.
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Sit down.
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I'm here... I'm here to find out
why you did what you did.
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Why you told Mary
the things you told her.
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I can't tell you.
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You can't tell me?
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No.
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I spend one drunk night here
that I don't even remember,
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and you tell my wife
I've been sleeping with you,
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a pom-pom girl,
and Grandma Moses,
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and you can't tell me why?
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That's right.
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Killing's looking
like a great idea here.
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If it's any help,
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the reason you can't remember
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what you did
the night you were here
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is because
you didn't do anything.
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I didn't do anything?
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That's right.
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You mean I admitted
something awful to Mary
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that I never even did?
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I'm sorry.
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We didn't?
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You couldn't.
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I couldn't, so we didn't?
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I'm not saying we wouldn't,
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but you couldn't, so we didn't.
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But you would have
if I could have? Of course.
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But we didn't?
We didn't.
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Oh, God! I gotta tell Mary.
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Come with me. She's
never gonna believe me.
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I can't!
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I've gotta get
out of town. No, Sally...
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Oh, my God. Burt! Quick, hide.
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Hide... Who am I
hiding from?
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Get in the closet!
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Why am I hiding?
I can't tell you. Please.
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Fine.
I'm not hiding.
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I'm... being blackmailed.
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Yeah, so?
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So if you think things have
been bad for you up until now,
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if you're seen here,
they're going to get much worse.
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I gotta hide.
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So how's the little
home wrecker?
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Going somewhere?
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Listen, I did what you asked.
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Just give me the film.
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The Campbells are apart?
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Yes.
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And they are miserable?
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Yes.
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Destroyed?
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They're miserable.
You said you wanted miserable.
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I want them destroyed!
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They're destroyed.
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It's hard to tell.
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They're so miserable
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you could hardly even see
a facial expression.
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And this is just the beginning.
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This is just practice.
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I will wipe out
both those sisters
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for taking my Corinne from me.
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You haven't seen nothing yet.
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I'm sure we haven't.
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Could I please just have...
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You know, I sort of hate
to give it up.
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It's so original.
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Tell me, where in the world
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did you find all those midgets?
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Ah, the magic of celluloid.
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Here.
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Love the hot tub sequence.
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I am surprised you didn't drown.
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I don't believe it.
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She's back?
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I just don't believe that.
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Oh, Burt.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, Sally, come on.
It's all right.
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Don't cry, now.
It's over. It's all over.
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What I did to you
is so horrible.
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Come on.
It's all right.
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My brother was sick.
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I mean, he was really sick,
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and he needed money,
so I did this.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Oh, Sally, what a shame.
Don't be...
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Come on, what you did
for your brother
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and your family here was...
was a wonderful thing.
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I think
you're a very brave lady.
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I'm rotten and I'm ashamed.
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Sally, come on.
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Don't talk like that.
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Ho...
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Holy cow!
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How can I ever face you again?
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Good God.
270
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,268
Burt, forgive me.
271
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,769
Hey, it's okay.
272
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,272
It's just everything is...
everything is...
273
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,776
Boy, are you limber.
274
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,279
I'll disappear, Burt.
275
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,782
I'm gonna get on a plane,
and I'm gonna go far away.
276
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,285
I'll never hurt you again.
277
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,786
Oh, God forgive me!
278
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,788
Ah, Sally, don't worry, he will,
279
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,790
and... and... and Mary will,
and I do already,
280
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,292
so you see, everything's okay.
281
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,794
Come on. Everything's fine.
282
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,797
You're so good.
283
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,799
Come on.
284
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,803
God bless you, Burt.
285
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:20,806
Ha!
286
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,309
Aah.
287
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:39,324
Come in, Danny.
288
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,325
How are you?
289
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,326
I'll tell you how I am.
290
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,827
I'm exhausted.
291
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,329
I haven't slept in days.
292
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,832
Now, Jodie, we've got to get Mom
and Burt back together again.
293
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,834
Burt is going crazy.
294
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,836
He comes in my room
in the middle of the night,
295
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,838
and he shakes my mattress
until I fall out of bed,
296
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,340
and then he says,
297
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,843
"Huh, huh, you couldn't sleep
either, huh?"
298
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,846
Then he sits there
until the sun comes up
299
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,848
asking me,
"What's it all about?"
300
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:04,849
Well, I'm so exhausted,
301
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,351
even if I knew
what it was all about,
302
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,852
I couldn't tell him.
303
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,354
Now, we gotta get them
back together again.
304
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,857
So you can sleep?
Noble, Danny.
305
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,361
No, no, not so I can sleep.
306
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,362
Look, they love each other.
307
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,363
They should be together.
308
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,864
And I believe Burt.
309
00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:24,369
I think he's telling the truth,
but Mom won't listen to him.
310
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,871
Talk to her, Jodie.
She listens to you.
311
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:27,872
She takes your advice.
312
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,874
Yeah, on decorating.
313
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,376
Everything's cleaned up...
314
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,878
Oh, excuse me. I didn't
know you had company.
315
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,380
Hello.
316
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,382
How do you do?
It's nice meeting you.
317
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,883
Bye.
318
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,886
That's Alice.
319
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,889
She... lives here.
320
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,892
Sort of.
321
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,895
All right!
322
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,397
Uh, uh, Danny...
323
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,398
You son of a gun, you!
324
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,400
I knew if I took you
to enough hockey games,
325
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,402
you'd see the light.
326
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,403
Whoa, Dan.
327
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,405
Son of a gun.
328
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,407
She's pretty.
She's sexy.
329
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,909
She's gay.
330
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,414
Oh, come on.
331
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,918
You almost had me going
there for a minute.
332
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,420
Hey, listen.
333
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,422
I hope I'm not getting
out of line or anything,
334
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,923
but I just want you to know
335
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,926
that I'm not trying
to take Jodie away from you.
336
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,930
I beg your pardon?
337
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:26,931
Uh, Alice...
338
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:29,934
We share the place,
but we both lead our own lives,
339
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,437
and you two can have
all the privacy you want.
340
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,940
Uh, I... I don't...
I don't understand.
341
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,943
Aren't you his date?
342
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,451
Date?
343
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,455
I mean, why not?
You're gorgeous.
344
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,458
His date?!
345
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,960
Uh, Alice, uh,
346
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,963
this is Danny, my brother.
347
00:14:58,964 --> 00:14:59,964
Brother?
348
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,968
His brother!
349
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,970
Oh. I'm so embarrassed.
350
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,472
I'm sorry, Danny.
351
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:13,978
Brother. Who knew?
352
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,480
I'll, uh, go make sandwiches.
353
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,984
She's cute.
354
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,486
Now, how could she be gay?
355
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,987
What do you mean?
356
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,989
Well, it's as simple
as the nose on your face.
357
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:25,990
She's a girl.
358
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,492
So?
359
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:31,496
So, Jodie, boys are gay.
Boys, not girls.
360
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,498
Is that so?
361
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,499
Yeah.
362
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,501
Yeah, if girls were gay
and boys were gay,
363
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,004
they'd cancel each other out.
364
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,507
Comprendo?
365
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,010
No, Danny.
366
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,513
She really is gay?
367
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,014
Really gay.
368
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,517
A gay woman.
369
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,019
Oh, boy.
370
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:58,523
Just when you think
you knew it all.
371
00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,524
A gay woman.
372
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,025
No, sit.
373
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,026
The sandwiches are coming.
374
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,027
Nah, I gotta go.
375
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:05,029
What do you mean? I just
made a lot of sandwiches.
376
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,531
No, I can't stay.
377
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,533
I'm... I'm tracking down
some kidnappers.
378
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,534
On an empty stomach?
379
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,036
I never heard of such a thing.
380
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,038
You're still going after them?
381
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,040
Yeah. I got a new lead.
382
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,042
Danny, why don't you
just forget it?
383
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,045
They killed my wife.
You expect me to forget that?
384
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,547
I don't,
but going after them is foolish,
385
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,549
because if you find them
and kill them,
386
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,551
you'll be in trouble,
and if not, they'll kill you.
387
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,552
I'm gonna find them.
They're pros, Danny.
388
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,053
They'll get you.
I know it.
389
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,054
And if they do, I'll...
390
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,055
What?
391
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:34,559
I'll... get them.
392
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,563
Hey, I'm as big a jerk
as you are.
393
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,064
Be careful, huh?
394
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,067
I will.
395
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,073
Here, I made some for you.
396
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,075
Chasing kidnappers
can make you hungry.
397
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,076
Thanks, Alice.
398
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,077
When you get back,
399
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,579
I'm gonna make you a nice meal.
400
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,082
So long, Jodie's brother.
401
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,585
You'll talk to Ma?
402
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,586
I'll talk to Ma.
403
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,088
All right.
I'll see you later.
404
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,594
She's not gay.
405
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,612
I fell over you.
406
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,113
Are you all right?
Yes, I...
407
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,616
I didn't hurt you, did I?
No. I... I'm fine, really.
408
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,117
I'm such a klutz.
409
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,619
Yes.
410
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,626
Don't move. I have
something for you.
411
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,128
Uh, would you mind
412
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,631
if I brushed my teeth first?
413
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,133
No, no.
You don't understand.
414
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,635
Now, wait right there.
415
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,139
Breakfast in bed.
416
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,142
Oh, I love breakfast in bed.
417
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,644
This is gonna be
a little tricky, though.
418
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,146
The tray has a leg missing.
419
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,653
I don't think
it's going to stand up
420
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,654
with a missing leg.
421
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,155
Well, that's why
I brought this book.
422
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,657
Watch this.
423
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,660
Oh.
424
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,662
It looks wonderful.
425
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,665
It's Rice Krispies.
426
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,166
I love Rice Krispies.
427
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,169
Problem is, there's no milk.
428
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:26,671
Oh, that's all right.
429
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,673
I... I don't need any milk.
430
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,675
Probably gonna be little dry.
431
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,177
I like them that way, dry.
432
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:36,180
It keeps them crispier.
433
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,181
If they're too dry,
434
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,783
we could always pour some water
in there.
435
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:43,187
No, they're delicious.
436
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,690
Hey, this book really works.
437
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,194
Oh, golly.
438
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,696
No, that...
that's all right.
439
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,698
I don't want any more.
I'm full.
440
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,701
Well, I'll be all right
in a year or two,
441
00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:01,205
after I calm down.
442
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:05,210
Uh, why are you so nervous?
443
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,213
Well, because
I'm crazy about you,
444
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,716
and I don't know if you like me
445
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,218
after last night.
446
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,221
I loved last night.
447
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,723
Couldn't you tell?
448
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,227
I never behaved
like that in my life.
449
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,729
Like what?
450
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:29,734
Well, I was so, um, so, um...
451
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,738
Loud.
452
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,239
I'm so embarrassed.
453
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,741
No, no, loud is good.
454
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:37,743
I knew you were there.
455
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,748
You really liked
last night, huh?
456
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,251
I think you're
a wonderful lover.
457
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,253
Think so?
458
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,757
Yeah.
459
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:56,761
People have told me
I'm an animal.
460
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,262
You know at one point
you screamed?
461
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,263
Yeah.
462
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,765
When you got caught in the sheet
463
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,267
and knocked the lamp on my head.
464
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,780
I think I'm in love with you.
465
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,283
I think I love you too.
466
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,287
Will you marry me?
467
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,291
Well, we have lots of time.
468
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,294
Yeah, you're right.
469
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,797
So you think
I'm a good lover, huh?
470
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,799
Mm-hmm.
471
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,300
What about me is good?
472
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:41,306
Well... you're gentle
and, uh, considerate.
473
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,809
That's it?
474
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,810
That's what makes me good...
475
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,812
gentle and considerate?
476
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,814
That makes a good pediatrician.
477
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,316
Well, that's not all.
478
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,317
What else?
479
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,823
Come on, you can tell me.
480
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,325
Come on.
481
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,334
I think that's hereditary.
482
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,841
Me and my sister.
483
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,356
I hate to leave you.
484
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,859
I hate for you to leave me.
485
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,860
I'll miss you.
486
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,362
I'll miss you too.
487
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,363
I love you.
488
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:40,865
I love you too.
489
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:46,370
Well, Mrs. Tate,
nice bumping into you.
490
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,873
Hi there, Benson.
491
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,374
Do you know what time it is?
492
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,375
Gee, no, I'm sorry.
I don't.
493
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,878
Do you know what
time it is? No, uh, sorry.
494
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,379
It's 8:00 in the morning!
495
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,882
Well, thank you.
496
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,384
You couldn't call?
497
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,386
Oh, Benson, you were worried?
498
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,388
No, no, no.
I wasn't worried.
499
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:05,890
You were.
You were worried.
500
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,391
No, no, no, no,
I wasn't worried.
501
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,398
Next time,
I'm gonna break your neck.
502
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:15,400
Benson...
503
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,907
Who's at the door, Benson?
504
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,912
I'm not sure.
505
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,920
You want me to get that?
506
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,923
If you don't mind.
507
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,425
You don't want me to get that.
508
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,927
Yes, I do.
509
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,428
No, you don't.
510
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,930
Benson...
511
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:57,442
I'm home.
512
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,445
Chester...
513
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:02,446
Chester.
514
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:04,949
Chester...
515
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,953
I'm home, Jessica.
516
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:09,954
I'm home.
517
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,455
And I remember.
518
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,957
Chester?
519
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:13,958
Oh, Jessica.
520
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:17,962
Oh, my darling, darling Jessica.
521
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,463
You must have been worried sick.
522
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:20,965
She is now.
523
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:33,477
Is this the last time
524
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,479
Ingrid will botherthe Tates and Campbells?
525
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,982
And if not,isn't it enough already?
526
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,984
Will Jodie and Dannybe successful
527
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,986
in gettingMary and Burt together?
528
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:42,987
And if they are,
529
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,488
will Burt be successful
530
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:45,489
in getting her to believe
531
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,992
that he hasn't sleptwith anyone?
532
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,994
Now that Jessica and Donohuehave found true love,
533
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,997
will Chester's resurrectionput a kink in the relationship?
534
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,499
These questions and many otherswill be answered
535
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,001
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00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:05,009
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