All language subtitles for Opposite Day (2009) 1080p WEB-DL HEVC x265 BONE-English

Welcome to my lab,
Mr. Rodriguez.

How was your flight?

[ chimp gibbering ]

Terrific!

We could not do
this without you.

Thank you so much
for your cooperation.

Could you please escort
Mr. Rodriguez

up on the platform?

Connecting to
baby monkey subject.

Dimitri, it's time.Da.

They're ready for you,
Doctor.

Oh, our time
has finally come, Dimitri.

Tonight we crack the code
on baby language,

allowing adults to communicate
with their babies.

Please put Mr. Rodriguez
into the Demistifier.

Da.
Ah.

Hello, Mr. Rodriguez.

Now this will be over
before you know it.

Would you like me
to hold that?

[ gibbers ]

Thank you. Now please
to get into Demistifier.

Dimitri, when
the Demistification
is complete,

Mr. Rodriguez will be able to
speak the baby monkey language

and understand the baby monkey.

Mr. Rodriguez will speak
fluent baby monkey language.

[ baby burbling ] Computer voice: Stand
by for Demistification.

[ beeps ] 10, nine, eight, seven...

Subject looks okay.

It's going to work.
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Demistifier running. three two, one.

Ah.

[ door hisses ]

[ burbling ]

Oh, Doctor, he's--

he's practically naked.

Well yes, I can see that,
Dimitri.

Hmm, you know,
I might be mistaken,

but it appears as
if Mr. Rodriguez

believes that
he's a baby too.

Is that what we wanted?

Well, no, Dimitri!

We wanted him to understand
baby language

not to become one.

It's the complete opposite.

Please forgive me
for what I'm about to do.

Excuse me.

Ahh ha ha ha ha

Yi yi yi yi yi yi!

[ rock music playing ]

Whoa, come on.

Let the kids go by.

Hey, Michael. Give
me a high-five there.

...keep it coming,
keep it coming.♪ Mom, now that I'm gone

♪ Don't worry about tomorrow

♪ 'Cause I'll be all right
on my own... ♪

Come on through,
Fairfield

the town that never
stops moving.

Keep it coming.
Keep it coming.

♪ You taught me well,
now say goodbye .♪

♪ Don't look back
or you'll make me cry ♪

♪ Dad, you've been
my best friend...♪

Get your paper today.
Paper-- read it.

♪ You taught me
more than a thing or two. ♪

♪ Be strong while I'm away

♪ Keep me in your thoughts
till I return ♪

♪ From the Opposite Day...

I love my job!

♪ Opposite Day,
Opposite Day ♪

♪ It's only once
in a lifetime day. ♪

♪ Opposite Day,
Opposite Day ♪

♪ It happens
once in a lifetime...♪

[ people cheering ]

I need you to go
to the supermarket.

Jack, I told you to go long.

And if the sales
go below 150, sell short.

I don't care what you say.

If the sales go below
150, sell short.

♪ I just wanna be a kid

♪ Can't do things
like my mommy did ♪

♪ Oh yeah...

I've got 30 minutes
for lunch.

I need a cab. Taxi!

I'm walkin' here.

I'm walkin' here.

Hey, pay attention.

It's your move, Marv.

[ bell ringing ]

You know,
it makes no sense.

At school they want us to play
on the playground and slide.

When I do it at home
my parents go nuts.

You rubbed butter
on the banister

and slid down
in your underwear, Sammy.

Oh, give me a break, Carla.

Like I'm gonna
walk down 20 steps

every time I want a snack
from the fridge.

What did your parents do
when they found out?

They grounded me
for the rest of the day.

Ooh, that's so harsh.

That's nothing.

Last week I threw ice cream
at my little sister

and I got no dessert
for a week.

No dessert for a whole week?

Parents are so bossy.

All they want to do
is make rules.

And every chance they get
they ground me.

For good reason.

If Mom and Dad let you do
whatever you wanted,

the house would be
wrecked by now.

Well, when I'm a parent,

I'm gonna let my kids do
whatever they want.

Sure, Sammy?

You want to play?
Let's play.

Yah!

[ electronic chirping ]

[ yelling ]

Hey, Carla, you wanna
trade games?

I'm still playing.

Well, today's Opposite Day
which means you're not playing.

Today's so not Opposite Day.

You just made that up.

Well, you just said
it's not Opposite Day,

which means it
is Opposite Day,

which means if you are
using the game,

you really aren't
using the game,

which means I can have it.

Here we go.

Today could be
Give Your Brother the Game Day,

but you're still
not getting it.

This life of ours...

if we can even call it a
life...

is totally unfair.

We could easily do
what our parents can do...

make dinner,
raise a family.

Ha! Piece of cake.

Cake? Don't mind if I do.

And yet they tell us what to
do?

I don't think so.

If kids ran the world,
it would be so much better.

I say starting now we stop
letting adults

tell us what to do.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

What's up, Chaz?

what are you guys
talking about?

The boys think kids should be
in charge of parents.

I mean,
that could never happen.

That's just...whoo!

Who needs parents?

I don't know.
I kind of like my dad.

I just wish he'd play
with me more.

At least he tucks me
into bed at night.

Aw, Mom's here.

Hey, guys.
Mom!

Come on, baby, let's go.

Hello.

See you guys on Monday.

TTYL, Sue!

Susie Q, what's TTYL?How was your day, kiddo?

Pretty good.
Yeah?
Yeah.

Wanna go for a bike ride
when we get home?

All right, my loves.

Let's get going, okay?

Because I've got a surprise
for you both at home.

Cool. Cool.

Yeah yeah!
Go go!

Cinderella dressed in yellow...

All right, Joey!

Get it, Get it, Get it.

Look, it's Grandma
and Grandpa coming.

[ cell phone ringing ]that could only mean one thing.

Guess where we're going.

On vacation!

Whoo!
Yeah!

I'll see you on Monday. Okay.

Daddy!Hi.

Mm, I love you.[ giggles ]

Grandma, Grandpa!

Dad! Hello, my little angel.

Ugh, don't embarrass me.

Embarrass you? In front
of who, your mother?

What, I can't hug my own son?

It was cool a couple
of years ago.

Someday you're
gonna be a parent

and you're gonna
realize how important

this bond is
between father-son.

Okay.

Can I go now?

Yes.Cool.

okay.

Wouldn't it be great
to be a kid again, huh?

Get so excited about
everything?

I don't know.

I wouldn't want to give up
being married to you...

Oh.our fantastic kids,

our wonderful
life together.

I know. Just for a day,
though.

Let's not forget
the fishing rods.

[ cell phone ringing ]

Sorry, I gotta take it.

Hi, Charles.

Hey!

Oh.

Hi, Miss Jenkins.

Dr. Larrabee.

Aw thanks, Dad.
These are my favorite.

You can't keep doing
this, Dr. Larrabee.

It's not fair to Chaz and
it certainly is not fair to me.

I know, I know.

But I will be here early
every day next week, I promise.

Hey, Dad, I made
this for you.

Hey, that's a nice
job there.

Uh, that's nice. That's...

So, uh, we're in a bit
of a time crunch here, so...

I'm sorry.

You've really grown up,
son.

All right, we're all packed up.

Let's hit the road, Jack.

Now are you kids ready
for an old-fashioned

fun-in-the-sun vacation
in our new cabin?

Yeah!

[ Jack laughing ]

I wanna sit in the middle. No, that's not fair.

Ow!Scooch over. No, I won't.

What is it, hon?

Charles needs me
to come into the office.

Right now?

It's ridiculous, but my client
pushed up his deadline

and now I've got two weeks'
worth of work to do in two days.

And what about our vacation?

You'll just have
to go without me.

Something's wrong.

If you're not going,
I'm not going.

No, go.
Have fun.

Denise, I'm not
going on vacation

while you're stuck
in the office.

Besides, it'll be good
for Mom and Pop

to have a weekend alone
with the kids.

And who knows?

Maybe you can
finish up early

and we can get some time
to ourselves.

That would be nice.

I thought this was supposed
to be a family vacation.

Now don't you worry.

I'll take good care
of the kids.

What's their names again?

[ laughing ]

He's joking...

I think.

I'm just yanking
their chain.

All right, kids,

wave goodbye
to your parents.

[ engine starts ]

You may never see them again.

[ laughter ]Bye, Pop.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Daddy.
I'll miss you.

I love you,
princess.

Bye.Bye, Daddy.

I'm really proud of you, son.

[ blues music playing ]

♪ There's only one thing
in my mind ♪

♪ I'm leaving
everything behind ♪

♪ I'm just looking
for good times... ♪

If I was in charge,

I would not ruin a family
vacation for stupid work.

I agree.

♪ Heading down
this endless road ♪

♪ Breaking down
unopened doors ♪

♪ Taking chances,
fine with me . ♪

♪ Let it roll
from what you need ♪

♪ to leave it up to me
Raise your hands ♪

♪ I can make you see
Raise your hands now... ♪

Awesome!

Come on, it's awesome.Dude.

This is so cool!

Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa.

Come On, Come on.

Come On, Grandpa.

Hey, kids, for dinner
I'm gonna make hot dogs

with macaroni and cheese,

homemade ice cream
and Gummi Bears.

I love Gummi Bears!

Gummi Bears!

Yes, Gummi Bears!

You're going to have
so much fun

it's going to come out
of your ears.

[ kids giggling ]

Emily, I need to
see those layouts.

Oh, Denise.Yeah?

I just got an email from Tyler
at Skin So Smooth.

They want to start their slogan
with "Smooth..."

It's up to us to
figure out the rest.

And by up to us
that means up to you.

Oh.

Good luck.

Okay, if I crank this
out double-time,

I still might make
it to the cabin.

Yeah, right.
Good luck, girl.

All right. Now this
is Dimitri's son Alexia.

He's usually on time.
Don't worry.

Let me put
the coat on the doctor.

You're late. Make
a note of that, please.

Yes, sir,
Mr. Montgomery.

My sincerest apologies.

You know, it's no small feat
working 14-hour days

and raising a child
on your own.

Spare me the excuses,Godfrey.

As you know, the board
is expecting me to advise

on next fall's product
launch this Thursday.

Either you show us something
we can use in the launch

or I'm afraid I'm going
to have to let you go.

Now what have you got for us?

Uh, well...

let's start with the birds.

The bird.

Come on.

After you.

Now did you know,

that overnight express
delivery companies' employees

are paid $20 an hour
for their deliveries?

So I started thinking,
what if we started a company

with employees that could be
paid in bird feed, literally?

Tada!

Even as we speak, we're in
production on a fleet...

Birds?

of thousands of birds
that will travel at Mach speed,

delivering packages all over
the world, 24 hours a day.

I call it Bird Express.

What does that have
to do with babies?

Oh.

Well, I mean, other than
the classic mythology

of birds delivering newborns,
technically really nothing.

It's stupid.

And a waste of money.

What else do you have?

Right. No,
forget the bird.

Yeah yeah, just
a little side project

to sort of wet
your appetite.

Ooh!

Come here.

Feast your eyes
on the future of sports.

Hmm? Bats hit,
clubs swing...

[ humming ]

ooh, all on their own.

Ooh!

You see, the automated motion--
it teaches kids to play sports

with the proper form.

Ooh, look at this.

[ electronic chirping ]

Uh-oh.

Oh!

Oh my God. Are you okay,
Mr. Montgomery?

It's all right,
it's all right.
Be careful.

You call that a punch?
No, I don't think so.

Thank you for your patience,
sir. Yeah.

Hey, we're just getting
warmed up, right?

Dimitri.

okay.

Now this next one
is for the parents

and I call it Slow Ray.

Yeah. Watching a baby
when you have

other household
responsibilities...

it's incredibly
challenging because

they're all over
the place...

you know, falling down,
getting into everything.

But if you slowed them down...

ah...

how far can they go, hmm?

How much can they destroy?

That is fascinating,
but how is the effect reversed?

Oh.

Oh, thank you, Doctor.

What happens if a parent
accidentally shoots their kid

with the fast mode first?Good point.

Oh, well, uh...

So far I've seen
absolutely nothing

worth mentioning
to the board.

If anything, hearing
what you have to say

has made me
stupider.

are we done yet?I think we're done.

Yeah, Bye. My dad always
has problems.

No, we're not done.

There's still one more
invention left.

There is?Yeah.

Um, this is something
that I've been working on

since my PhD days.

It's a machine that allows
adults to speak baby language.

All due respect, sir,
but have you lost your mind?

Not now, not now.

You're telling me
that parents

will be able to talk
with their babies?

It will revolutionize
parenting as we know it.

Godfrey, my boy, now you're
speaking my language.

There's just one tiny little
itty-bitty problem.

We don't like problems.

We don't do that
word "problem ."

It's still sort of in
the testing phase.

Godfrey, how much
would you say

you enjoy working here
at Cuddledyne?

A whole lot?
Not so much?

Get off!No, you get off!

I called it.Now Now, possums.

These two beds
are exactly the same.

Martha, I built both these
beds with my bare hands.

Sammy is right...

that one is better.

Not to mention
the view.

Huh?

Stop teasing
the kids.

Come on, they're both
exactly the same.

Oh look...

it's the first star.

You know, if you wish on it,
your dreams will come true.

I wished on it that I would
meet someone wonderful

like your grandpa
and I did.

Are you saying
that we can make a wish?

Uh-huh.

But make sure
your wish counts.

Good night, angel.

Good night.

Good night, Grandpa.

And don't let
the bedbugs bite.

[ Carla giggles ]

You know, Grandma and Grandpa
are pretty cool.

[ sighs ]

I have a wish.

I wish that kids ruled
the world.

And I wish you would
stop talking so I can sleep.

[ sighs ]

You know, we should build
an underwater city too.

That way people have
a place to live

once global warming
melts the polar ice caps

And floods the world.

That's a good idea.

How's my little
Chazz-mattaz?Hey, Dad.

Today you're gonna be
Dad's little helper.

How's that sound?

I'd love to help you.

Okay, come here.

Uh, listen, I want
to show you something

that's gonna make
both our lives better.

How's that sound?

You made me a robot?

Not quite.

Dimitri, it's time.

Da.

All right, look, Chaz.

I just need you to sit in here
and be still, all right?

It's completely safe.

I designed it myself.

Trust me, I'm your father.

You'll be the first
child who'll be able

to communicate with babies.

You'll know
baby language.

Our lives will be
completely changed after this.

Some father you are.

We are about to make history!

You say that at all
your demonstrations.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, son.

Computer: Initiating uplink
to maternity ward.

Connecting to baby subject.

[ buzzing ]

I can't believe you'd do this
to your own son.

Stand by...

I'd make a better
father than you.

How could you test a machine on
me that doesn't even work?

seven, six...

I hate this machine.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

[ door opens ] Malfunction.

[ klaxon blaring ]
no, Chaz.

You care more about your stupid
work than you do about me.

That's not true.

I am pulling the plug
on this program.

When I'm finished with you,
you'll be lucky

if you get a job
flipping burgers.

[ rhythmic clapping ]♪ Hickory dickory dare

[ Montgomery joins ]♪ The pigs flew up in the air

♪ Hickory dickory dare The kid
flew up in the air ♪

♪ Hickory dickory dare The pigs
flew up in the air ♪

♪ Hickory dickory dare...

[ Dimitri crying ]Oh, Dad, I got so scared.

Almost pooped my pants.

Whoa, look how big my hands are.

Ah!

I'm like a monster.

Ahh!

[ whimpering ]

[ Godfrey shouting ]
Look at your hair.

Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah.

I want to play tag with you.

I want to play tag with you.

[ giggling ]

Whee!

Computer,
tell me what happened.

The Demistifier has
had a complete malfunction,

resulting in leakage.

Dr. Larrabee,
is everything all right?

Uh, Dr. Larrabee?

Yeah...yeah,
I'm Dr. Larrabee.

Computer, what happened
to all of us?

Computer: This leakage
has created a mist

over the entire city
for a five-mile radius,

causing all family members
to switch identities...

parents taking on
their children's personalities

and children taking on
their parents' personalities.

Are you saying that this mist
causes kids to act like adults

and adults to act like kids?

That is correct.

Very good, computer.

Very good.
No.

[ dance music playing on radio ]

Martha, Martha!

What?

Do you see what I see?

[ man, woman laughing ]

I guess...I guess
I'm just imagining it.

Okay to cross now, kids.

Last one's a rotten egg!

This isn't Halloween,
is it, dear?

No no. The last time I checked
Halloween is in October.

I know what it is.

You must have
made a wrong turn and...

I know exactly where we are.

Please don't give me
a hard time.

[ car horn blaring ]

Kids, kids,
wake up. Wake up.

Do you see what I see?

Look look look.

Sammy, Carla, wake up.Whoa!

Hey, bub, get
the lead out of it!

That kid is driving!

Kids can't drive.

No, Sammy, please.
She's right.

They're not just driving.

They're doing everything,
these kids.

♪ Mom, now that I'm gone

♪ Don't worry about tomorrow

♪ 'Cause I'll be all right
on my own ♪

♪ Don't be afraid...

I've got 30 minutes for lunch.
I need a cab.

Taxi!♪ you taught me Well Now say
goodbye ♪

♪ don't look back
or you'll make me cry ♪

♪ Dad, you've been
my best friend ♪

♪ You keep me up
when I'm feeling blue... ♪

Keep it moving.
Keep it moving. Come on.

♪ Be strong while I'm away

♪ Keep me in your thoughts
till I return ♪

♪ From the Opposite Day,
Opposite Day ♪

♪ Opposite Day

♪ It's only once
in a lifetime day ♪

♪ Opposite Day,
Opposite Day ♪

♪ It happens
once in a lifetime ♪

♪ Oh well,
let's have some fun ♪

♪ It's crazy But
it'll be all right... ♪

Get your fresh
hot papers here.♪ Won't see you till
tomorrow night ♪

♪ Walk really fast...

Jack, I told you to Go long.

And if sales go below 150,
sell short.

I don't care what you say.

If sales go below 150,
sell short.

♪ Cooking things
and building too ♪

♪ Can't pay the bills
as good as you ♪

♪ I'll try really hard...

I need you to go
to the supermarket.

So when you vote
for Mayor Dugen,

know that you're not only
voting for free parking,

you're voting for freedom!

[ crowd cheering ]

[ all cheering ]

Oh yeah!High-five!

It looks like the world's
turned opposite.

Like Opposite Day,

but to the max.

All the kids are acting weird,
like adults.

And all the adults
are acting like kids.

Wait.

Do you know
what this means?

What?

My wish came true!

Kids rule the world.

How can you be happy about this?

Who wouldn't be?

I Guess me.

Stop sign, you knucklehead![ tires screech ]

Hey, I'm walkin' here!

Well,
I didn't see it.

I'm losing
my concentration.

[ siren wailing ]

Kids, be on your
best behavior now.

I'll handle this.

Martha, there's one thing
I know how to do.

I know how to deal with the law.

[ police radio chatter ]

License and registration.

You know those
Candid Camera shows?

We're on "Candid Camera."

Oh, very funny.

We see through you, don't we?

Don't we?

I don't know.

Maybe it's not a gag.

Maybe it's not a gag?

you have a listening problem?

Little boy, you're operating
this automobile?

I'm a little boy?

I think you're a little
confused, kiddo.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

What do you
think I'm doing?

If everything really
is opposite,

then Grandma and Grandpa are two
little kids driving this car.

And you know
what that makes us?

The adults.

And we'd be responsible
for them.

I'm not going to jail
for this, all right?

I'm sorry, Carla,
but if there's a world out there

where I get to call the shots,
I want to be a part of it.

What is he doing?

♪ Break my fall...

[ engine starts ]♪ Waking from a bad dream

♪ Reaching out to find you
gone again . ♪

♪ I'm turning to my cell phone

♪ Turning out to be
my oldest friend ♪

♪ And shame On you...

Hey, Who are the adults here?

You or them?

We are, of course.

[ laughs ] Yeah!♪ It's the both of us

♪ Can't I make you see?

♪ You can catch me if you want

♪ Try to catch me if you can

♪ I hope you catch me
if you dare ♪

♪ It would mean the world
to see you take a second ♪

♪ Just to recognize
how longer I can bear ♪

♪ How can you help me?

♪ How can you hear me?
You're never home... ♪

Come On, Be careful.

Why are you crying, mister?

Because my mommy
put me on time out

because I pushed a kid.

Too bad for you.

Yeah.

Hello there, lovely ladies.

Oh, Who Is he?

He's so cute.

So let me get this straight.

You're telling me that you,

a little boy who
from the looks of things

is no more than seven years old,
is a grandfather?

That's what I've been
trying to tell you.

This isn't good.

Wait a minute, Officer.

I can vouch for him.

He's my husband of 45 years.

And in the back
you can ask my grandkids.

Listen, Officer,
maybe we can work this out.

I've got a box of Girl Scout
cookies in the trunk and...

What kind?
Wait a minute!

Are you trying to
bribe an officer?

No! It's just a few cookies.

Animal crackers.

Out of the car, son!

Cooperate, Jack.

I am cooperating!

♪ How can you help me?

♪ How can you hear me? Over there.

♪ You're never home
to take my call ♪

♪ You gotta show me
you wanna know me... ♪

Come On, fresh From the press.♪ Gotta Be There

♪ To break my fall

♪ Break my fall...

Fresh off the press.

♪ you Gotta Be There

♪ Break my fall

♪ Oh, you should Be there. [ children chattering ]

Hey, come on,
keep it moving.

Keep it moving, people.

On the sidewalk.

Hands on your head.

Put your right foot in.

Take your right foot out.

Put your left foot in.

And shake it all about.

I said the left foot.

Where are your parents?

Oh, Martha, I'm so confused.
Please.

You're going to need
to breathe into this.

And then you go. And then you
and you, all right?

I'm next.
I'm so excited.

Next!
Yeah!

Yeah, whoo!Next!

Hee hee!

Walk the line,
tough guy.

That's hopscotch.

You too.

I said Walk it.

I won't.
You will.

I won't.Will.

Won't. I've had enough of you.

You know what you are?

You're a little punk kid
in a cop's uniform.

Is that right?

That's it.

We're going downtown.

Oh, you're making
a mistake, Officer.

All he did was run a stop sign.

Hey, it's not your turn yet.

Carla, I don't know
if this is just a dream

or if it's just
one huge practical joke,

but you've got to promise me
that we're going to enjoy it

for as long as it lasts, okay?

Whatever you say, Sammy.

What's your problem?

Grandma and Grandpa
just got arrested.

Next!

Come on now.

Is all of this
really necessary?

Smile for the ducky.

[ squeaking ]Wah Wah wah.

[ shutter clicks ]

Could I Get a copy of that?

[ shutter clicks ]

Finger-paint, please.

Does it wash off?

This Is so childish.

Take your time.

I want you to be really sure,
so take your time.

It's him.
It's him on the right.

That one?

I'm sure of it.

[ phone ringing ]you Gotta believe me.

I'm telling you I'm innocent!

Tell it to the judge.

Jasper, what are you doing here?

What do you mean
what am I doing here?

I work here.
I'm a cop, remember?

No, I don't remember.

A few days ago you were
a normal kid just like us.

What are you
talking about?

I've been on the force
since I was practically born.

Are we the only ones
who can see

that everything has
turned opposite?

All of a sudden
kids are in charge,

like we talked about
in school the other day.

In school?

Everything's all mixed up.

I'm sorry to say, guys, but
the only thing mixed up is you.

Parents acting like kids,
kids like parents...

now that's hilarious.

I promise you, things
are as normal

as they've always been.

Well, there...
there are these old...

there are these young kids
that just came in.

What's gonna happento them?

So tell me, Jack,

Where were you two hours ago?

Was it on Main Street
in front of Casey's Market

in front of a stop sign
as bright as day?

You Oompa-Loompas can ask me
all you want, I ain't squealing!

Don't worry, hon.

If it comes down to it,
I'll take the fall for ya.

He ain't cooperating,boss.

They're playing
it smart...

Won't speak without
an attorney present.

[ groans ]

[ snaps fingers ]
I got it.

Maybe we should throw
the book at 'em.

Yeah, good idea.

You're thinking.

They dodged "The Book"!

I'm out of ideas.Me too.

What now?

How about we Get a bite to eat?

Okay. I'll drive.

My treat, buddy.Thanks.

What do you feel
like having today?

All rise for
the honorable judge.

Whoo!

Operating a vehicle
as a minor?

Running a stop sign without
even saying you're sorry?

Trying to bribe an officer
with Girl Scout cookies?

And not even mentioning
they were Thin Mints!

They were
animal crackers!

Oh, the list goes on and on.

You people make me sick.

Jack and Martha Benson,
please rise.

Seeing that this
is your first offense,

I've decided to take it easy
on you two.

Oh![ laughing ]

25 years of solitary
confinement.

No! No.

Bailiff, take them away.

[ whooping ]
What kind of a lawyer are you?

[ kids chattering ]
[ wolf whistles ]

[ sniveling ]
Just act as though...act casual.

Oh my God.

[ growls ]

Oh my...Let me out.

Stay in a single line.

Keep your hands
where I can see them.

I'm innocent.

Want a lolly?

No thank you.
We...

that's very nice of you,
but we haven't had dinner yet.

How about a game
of tic-tac-toe?

I don't know the rules.

No thank you.

[ giggling ]

[ siren wailing ]

Come on, Rog, get a hit.

♪ When I was a kid I would
dream that I was grown up ♪

♪ And be on my own

♪ No people to tell me
who, what, where, why... ♪

Really appreciate it.

Thanks, Jasper.

I'm worried about you folks.♪ I have hopes, I have dreams

♪ That one day I'm gonna live
my life just like I want to ♪

♪ Who do you wanna be?

I hope you're happy.

About What?

You know, if it wasn't
for your stupid wish,

Grandma and Grandpa
would still be with us

instead of sitting
in a stinky old jail cell.

Well, it's not my fault.

I mean, it's not like
I created all this.

Did I?

[ loud clatter ]

[ electronic sound effects ]

Holy cannoli!

Whoa, you took the words
right out of my mouth.

[ video game music playing ]

Whoa.

Oh my gosh.

If you weren't with me
this whole time,

I would swear
this was your work.

Well, I make a good mess.

And when I say good,
I mean good.

But not this good.

Surprise![ screaming ]

Mom, Dad!
Mom, Dad!

Hey! We built the coolest fort.
You gotta see it.

Oh my God, you guys,
you've gotta check it out.

They're just like little kids.

Where have you
guys been?

Yeah, we missed you,
Mom and Dad. We missed you.

Why do you keep calling us
Mom and Dad?

You're the parents.

No, silly, you are.

No, we're the kids.

You're the parents.

We're the kids.
You're the parents.

No, I'm telling you,
we're the kids

and you guys
are the parents.

[ giggles ]
[ whistling ]

They're so weird.

Wait a minute. Wait.

If they're the kids,
then we should be able

to tell them what
to do, right?

[ squeaks ]

I guess so.

You look like a dog.

Robert...

clean up this mess
right now.

No No! Do we have to?He's the one that did it.

Yes, you do.

She did it.
She did the whole thing.

it was his idea.You know what?

I don't care whose
idea it was.

He did it.
No, She did it.

I want you to clean
it up right now.

What am I saying?

Denise, you go get me
some popcorn

and, yeah, Robert,
you go get me a soda.

Let's go. We don't have
all day, people.

[ clapping ]
Let's go.

What?

Toilet paper was Robert's idea.

Now this is the life.

What are you doing
helping them, Carla?

That's their job.

Have you lost your mind?

You're abusing your power.

It's not fair.

Don't lecture me
about fair, all right?

This is payback time.

They've had this coming
for 10 years now.

Dad, is there anything else
you want us to do?

I finished scrubbing the toilets
with my toothbrush.

what now?

Denise, honey,

I'd like you to now brush your
teeth with that toothbrush.

No!
Oh.

But, Dad...I'm just messing with you guys!

Now it's playtime!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!Whoo! Whoo!

♪ Today was a fun Day...It's snowing, it's snowing.

♪ Got to do things my way

♪ Don't tell me what to do...

10 Mississippi.

Ready or Not, here I come.♪ got to Be All grown-up

♪ Get to eat whatever I want

♪ You can't tell
me what to do...♪

I think I'm gonna puke.

Bunny hop hop hop. Boo!

[ screams ]

I'm only doing this for you.

Tea?

Tea?

I got it, I got it.

Yeah!

Whoo!that was fun.

Just a tip, but Mom usually
puts it in water.

♪ When kids rule...

Dinner Is served.

Hope you're hungry.

[ no audible dialogue ]

Let me through.

Move it, Sammy.Stop kicking.

You're getting on my nerves.

Hey, wait.

We can't let them get into bed
looking like that.

Why not?

[ yelling ]

Cannonball!

Hey, ah ah ah.

Not so fast.

Aren't we forgetting something?

Good night, Dad.

Good night.

[ crying ]I miss you, Mom.

[ sniffles ]

You too, Dad.

You too.

It's harder than it looks...
being a parent, isn't it?

I don't know about that.

I hope when we wake up
in the morning

Opposite Day will be over.

I'm sorry for being
such a pain today.

Good night.

Wake up, sleepyheads!

Hey!

Wake up. wake up, sleepyheads.

Mom, dad, Mom, Dad.

Ahh!We're hungry! Yay!

Again?

But we just fed them.

[ Denise shrieks ]I Guess we have to feed them.

And then after that
we wanna go do stuff.

Okay, guys. Calm down. Ow!

Take a look outside.

Everything's still opposite.

Am I detecting
a change of heart?

No. I love being in charge.

Besides, beats the heck
out of going to school.

I'm not doing anything.[ doorbell rings ]

Stop it.

Oh, whoa.

Girl, you can't do the
presentation looking like that.

I can't do the what?

Somebody call
the fashion police.

No more police.
Please no more.

It's just an expression,
Carla. Chill out.

Now we have got to do something
about that outfit.

Come on, girl.

Whoa, your clothes are
ginormous.

I had that problem
a couple of days ago.

Oh, take them down to
Cuddledyne.

They can fix it.

Sue, has anything seemed to be
a little weird to you

these past few days?

like What?

Like everything!

No, but you're kind of
weirding me out right now.

Get dressed.

Okay, hair, outfit...

your clothes are ginormous.

makeup...perfect.

What do you think?

I'm embarrassed to know you.

[ car horn honking ]

But we don't have time.
Let's go.

Hey, this is crazy.

What am I supposed
to do at work?

Why are you acting like you've
never worked in your life?

Whoa, where are you going?

Hello?

Earth to Sammy
We're going to the office.

Man, you two
are totally out of it today.

Come on, let's go.

Bye.

We've gotta fix this,
Sammy.

Grandma and Grandpa
are counting on us.

Grandma and Grandpa
are probably having

the time of their
lives right now.

It's jail.
How fun can it be?

[ all cheering ]

You can do it.

Ahh, no, I can't.

[ laughter in background ]

[ grunting ]

Whoo!

Robert, what are you doing?

Ooh!

I...I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm so sorry.

I think I got some cereal
in my pants.

Don't you two have
to go to school?

Um, Dad, I've been
thinking about that

and I don't want to go.

I'm not asking, I'm telling.

[ Robert grunts ]Got ya.

Hey, don't make me
come back here.

Now buckle up.

You stop it.
You stop it.

[ Robert, Denise arguing ]

Dad hit the trash cans.

Hey, watch it!

He doesn't know
what he's doing.

Oh yeah, wicked.

We're really moving now.

Jeff Gordon coming through.

I said small flathead.

Yes, sir.
Here's the small one.

Dad, Dad.

Dad, Dad.

Dad!

Would you help me build
my rocket now?

Not now, Godfrey.
Can't you see I'm working?

Oh, come on!

Sir, the dispenser units for the
birds are ready to be tested.

Excellent.

Aren't you supposed
to be in school?

Aw, I don't wanna go.

You are going.
No.

Yes.
No.

Yes.
Why?

Because I said so.Okay.

♪ When I was a kid I would
dream that I was grown up ♪

♪ And be on my own

♪ no people to Tell me...

so This Is work.

Yep, the place
that pays the bills.

Pays the what?

You are totally out
of it today, girl.

You probably just need
a pick-me-up.

A pick-me-what?

It's coffee.

Who drinks coffee?

We do.
Let's go.

I'll have a grande vanilla moco
choca sugar free nonfat

triple latté extra hot over ice
with whipped cream

and sprinkles.

Oh, and do you have goats' milk?

Sorry, fresh out.

I'll have soy then.

She'll have the same,
blended.

[ elevator dings ]Ew.

It's our usual.

Hi.

[ elevator dings ]

[ elevator dings ]

[ buttons beeping ]Matthew, stop it! No.

Nice one.

Don't encourage him.

We're late enough
as it is.

Copycat Ad Agency.
May I please help you?

Copycat Ad Agency.
May I please help you?

Copycat Ad Agency.

I've been late twice this week
and Reynolds is all over me.

Who's Reynolds?

Your boss.

Did you rob
a circus clown?

No.

Tell me this isn't
the new summer fashion.

Actually it's my mom's.

Whatever. Come on.

[ Carla sighs ]

This is the only
original we have,

so guard it with your life.

I need you to make
20 copies collated.

Double-side the bottom half
in black and white,

then single-side
the top half in color.

Fax it as an attachment
to the client's FTP site.

Paperclip the hardcopy,
then staple it.

You know what?

I really don't care.

Ugh, the plug.

[ buzzes ][ copier whines ]

Ahh!

[ copier whirring ]

Well, we decided
for your new moisturizer

we would have to come up with
the best

because you are the best.

Well, I'm expecting
the best.

[ copier stops ]

Come on, I just want
to be your friend.

You look like
a nicer copy machine.

Let's try you out.

Come on.

Oh no, it's a shredder!

No. Oh, bad shredder.

Spit it out.

The clients are here.

Grab the presentation.

Hurry up.

Come on, let's go.

One sec.

Let's go.

Radio: Mostly sunny skies today

with a light east
calming breeze.

Expect temperatures...

Hey hey, you wanna shoot
some hoops?

Sorry, pal. I have
to deliver the US mail.

Hey, guys, wanna play
some basketball?

Can't.

We're on duty.

D7.

G4.

Boom! I got ya.

Game: You want to play?
Let's play.

[ electronic chirping ]

[ yelling ]

You should slow down, pal.

After this one I never wanna
see another malt again.

You off work today?

Today and every day.

You got a family?

A wife?

Yeah, I guess so.

Wife and kids,

the whole shebang.

Aren't they the most adorable
kids you ever saw?

Uh, yeah, they're
just darling.

Unbelievable how
fast they grow up.

Never fast enough for them.

That was my problem.

I wanted to be an adult
so I didn't enjoy my childhood,

didn't make
the moments count,

didn't listen to my parents.

I became a pretty
mixed-up kid.

Boy, I wish I could turn
back the years.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I know exactly
what you mean.

I've gotta turn things
right again.

How much are the malts?

They're always
on the house.

I'm Dr. Chaz Larrabee.

Chaz?

I'm the best friend
you could ask for.

can you turn it up, please?

I am here to help you.

Does the world around you
seem larger lately?

Can't seem to reach
the pedal anymore?

Trying to find answers
for the unexplainable?

Come on down to Cuddledyne
and see me,

Dr. Chaz Larrabee.

We don't just fix your clothes,
we fix your life.

[ chuckles ]Cuddledyne.

Thanks again.

No pressure,
but the future of the firm

depends on your presentation.

I love your dress.

It's so big.

Where'd you get it?

My mom's closet.

Never heard of it.
Is that a new store?

[ clears throat ]Let's get started, shall we?

Our research shows
that 80% of women

prefer smooth skin
to dry scaly skin.

And that, in a nutshell, is the
demographic we're going after...

savvy women
who like smooth skin.

Carla's gonna distribute
a mock-up print ad

for your new moisturizer.

Um...

yeah.

Okay.

Could you just
pass this around?

Thanks.

This is a copy
of somebody's bottom.

And where's the slogan?

You were supposed
to come up with the slogan.

Smooth...

Um, right.

Smooth...

smooth...

bottom.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Spot on!

I love it.

It's so fresh.

You're it!

Yeah, fantastic.

Look at the world I am

I'll use my father's
idea of the overnight

delivery Bird Express,

and I will use these birds
to fly to London,

France and New York
to carry the mist

which will change
everyone's personality

and put the kids in charge
everywhere.

Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.

[ kids shouting ]

Hey, uh, how much
would it cost me

to hire you and your ninjas
as my elite bodyguards?

one-o.

Look what it's doing to my hair.

Two-o.Guys...

Three-o.we need to talk.

Go higher.

I've been thinking.

I need to explain to you
what's happened to everyone.

Alexia, there's
no sign of reversal.

The outcome could have
not been better.

Hurry up!

Yeah, I'll be there
in one second.

All the kids have taken on
the lives of their parents.

I want you to speed up
the operation.

We go hot today.

The birds must be ready
to fly immediately...

What are you up to,
Chazz-mattaz?

and Mistify the whole world
so the kids will be in charge.

Sorry.

You can't keep on doing this.

It's not fair
to your boy or me.

I'll be on time next week.

Let's go.

Make sure that all the jet packs
are filled with the mist

and secured perfectly
on each bird

vand ready for takeoff.

On second thought,
we'll talk later.

Come with me, guys.

Come on.Whoa, give me my backpack.

Hey, Dad, run through
the gate.

Godfrey, be on your
best behavior

and I'll give you some
ice cream later.

Open it, Joey.

[ Godfrey chanting ]Run through the gate.

Run through the gate.

Run through the gate.
Run through the gate.

Dad, I wanna Go see a movie.Oh Yeah.

I wanna see the one
about the flying saucer.

Uh, we'll go tomorrow,
I promise.

We'll do a
double feature, okay?

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Can I help you?

We're here for
the, um...we're...

Afternoon tour.

How'd you guess?

My wife says I have
psychic abilities.

Go straight.
Right.

Hey! Make the first Right.

Uh-huh.Stop it.

Day care's first
door on your left.

Thanks.

All right, kids,
I'm gonna tell you a story now.

Because you...
be a little quiet now.

Regretfully
Dr. Larrabee is unable

to join us on our tour today.

So let's get started.

Five years ago, looking to
branch out from their roots

as a space
technologies company,

Cuddledyne introduced
their first baby product

the GPS Pacifier

which allowed parents to easily
locate the missing sucker.

We're moving, we're moving.

[ sighs ]

Be aware...all jet packs
have been filled with mist

and are fully operational.

Handle with care
when attaching to the birds.

The first launching
is in 15 minutes.

What did you
want me to change?

Cover the D And the E.

Starting now this bad boy
shall be known as the Mistifier.

Nice.

Give me my update, Alexia.

2/3 of the supersonic jet packs
have been attached to the birds.

The first of the fleet are ready
for takeoff as planned.

Brilliant, Alexia.

We're so close
I can practically taste it.

At midnight tonight
my birds will Mistify the world

and children everywhere will
rule adults once and for all.

The best part is
no one can stop me.

Thank you.

Get back to work!

The opposite will
last forever.

[ alarm blaring ]What Is it?

Intruder in sector B.

No.

Sir, we've got a
security breach.

Are you trying to ruin
my moment of glory?No, sir.

I just wanted
to inform you

that I've got the
situation under control.

This isn't a playground.

it Is now.

But I'm the king
and you're the peasant.

I'm gonna do it.Stop it!

Watch this. And They lived
happily ever after.

Come on, kids, let's go.

But I wanted to hear the story.Where are we going?

Out of here. [ alarm blaring ]
Go go go!

Help.

You're the worst driver
I've ever seen.

Dad, did you do
something wrong?

Go, Dad, go! Go go go!

[ all yelling ]

[ stuttering ]We lost him.

Sammy!

[ Robert shouting ]

Whew! You're never gonna
believe where I was today.

What Is it, Sammy?

I ran into Chaz at school

and he was blabbering about
kids controlling adults

and he has this evil
army of birds...

Wait. Slow down for a second.

By the way,
nice job with the house.

it looks great.

Dinner's ready now.

We're having chicken tenders
and French fries.

Yo, Martha Stewart,
what'd you do with my sister?

I think I'm really
getting the hang

of this parents thing.
Oh yeah, about that...

I ran into Chaz at school...

You think quiet little Chaz
has something to do

with this opposite mess?

But that's just it.

He's not quiet little
Chaz anymore.

I followed him back
to this laboratory

and he's turned evil, Carla.

He's planning to do
what he did to our town,

except all over the world.

I thought you loved this.

This was your dream
come true.

I'm not so sure anymore.

Being in charge is hard work.

And please don't say
I told you so.

I told you so.

Ma, can I ask you a question?

What Is it, Robert?

Is it Okay if we watch cartoons?

Not now, honey.

We've gotta go to the police.

But who's going
to look after the kids?

Ahh ahh.

We need a babysitter.

[ doorbell rings ]

Hello.
Thank you for coming.

What are you guys
doing here again?

A few days ago
something happened.

A machine
in Cuddledyne Laboratory...

Whoa whoa whoa.

Let's move this over here.

[ cartoon on TV ]

Bring them to me.

We have until midnight tonight
to stop the birds

or the whole world will be
Mistified.

Come on, hurry!

Can I help you?

Police business.

Straight through, Officer.

Thank you.

They're here.

Computer:
Neurotransmitters operational.

Where's Chaz?

Hello, Sammy, Carla.

You were in
the neighborhood?

It's over, Chaz.

I told Jasper all about
your evil plans.

I'm not gonna deny it,
everyone.

I'm an evil evil little villain
and I should be stopped.

Someone arrest me, please.

You heard him, Jasper.

Arrest him.

Yeah.

What are you waiting for?
Arrest him.

I should be stopped.

And fortunately for me
today's not that day.

Traitor![ handcuffs clicking ]

How could you do this
to your friends?

Chaz is right...

it's kids' time to rule.

Why fight us when
you can join us?

So we can act like a bunch
of boring grown-ups like you?

When Chaz told me
about adults becoming kids

and kids becoming adults,
I didn't believe him.

But when he proved it to me,
that it actually happened,

I realized this is the way
the world should be.

Kids rule.

With kids in charge there'll be
no more war and no more famine.

We will use the power
of our collective young minds

to find solutions that will make
the world a better place.

We can take care
of our parents

better than they've
ever dreamt of.

This Is our time
to shine, Sammy.

You're wrong, Chaz.

We don't need that
responsibility.

We just need our parents.

Oh, and what do you know?

You've got them.

Mom, Dad!

I see that we have
a little family reunion.

I've gotta get back
to the station.

Jasper.

They didn't do
anything to you.

Let them go.

I fully intend
to release you all...

Once you've been Mistified.

One breath of this mist
and you'll forget

that grown-up parents
ever existed.

You'll be just like
the rest of us...

small and on top of it all.

You do realize you're tampering
with Mother Nature?

Uh, yeah.

I hate to say this, but we like
to call it Daughter Nature now.

Kids all over the world will be
missing something so special

if you go through with this.

Write a book about it.

Place them in the Mistifier.

Come on, move along.

You'll never get away with this.

Let go!

Dad, Dad.

What is it this time,
Godfrey?

Do you wanna help me
build my rocket?

As usual your timing
is horrible.

Help!

Computer : Peripheral nervous
system activated.

Alexia.

Yes, Doctor?

I am trusting you to finish
the Mistification process

of the Benson family.

Yes, sir.

I have some birds to attend to.

Chaz, don't do this.

Let us out.

[ both grunting ]

[ muffled cries ]

March forth,
my bird-brained friends.

Spread the word.

Demistify the world.

You are the last of my warriors.

Together we'll make history.

Together we'll change
this world.

[ cooing ]

Kids in charge everywhere.

Fly fly,

fly fly.

Fly!

[ clicking ]

Computer: Countdown
to Mistification.

20, 19...

Help!

18, 17, 16,

15, 14, 13...

Help!

No one's gonna mess
with my parents.

Dad!

[ thump ]

My nose, it hurts!

Oh no, Dad.

seven, six, five...

Dr. Larrabee's not going
to be happy.

four, three...

[ klaxon buzzing ]

Yeah!That's my dad.

Mistification
protoboard interrupted.

[ beeping ] Malfunction.

Cool!

I picked them first.

No, I did.No way.

You only want them
because I want them.

Whoa, you take them.

Go, turn!

Uh!

I know this isn't the time to
get all mushy on you, Sammy,

but even though
I give you a hard time,

I'm proud to have you
as my brother.

You really mean that?

of course I do.

Thanks.

For a girl you're
a pretty cool sister too.

Uh!

We don't have
much time left.

[ beeping ]It's almost midnight.

We have to make everything
opposite again.

We need to find a way
to reverse the Mistifier

and get things back to normal.

Uh, you go that way
and I'll go that way, okay?

You got it.

All right.

Uh, you two, stay here.

The Bensons
have escaped.

Send in the ninjas.

[ beeping ]Chaz?

[ all yelling ]

Kind of spooky in here.

Wanna play?

Let's play.

Huh, hah!

[ ninjas yelling ]

♪ Standing in a corner

♪ Feeling like I oughtta
know better ♪

♪ I never should've told ya
how to win me over ♪

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Shame on you

♪ Always blaming me

♪ It's the both of us

♪ Can't I make you see?

♪ How can you help me?

♪ How can you hear me?

♪ You're never home...

These things are dangerous.

[ dance music playing in
headphones ]

I'm not cleaning this up.

Computer: 10 minutes
and counting

until mist release
over global targets.

First fleet approaching
targeted area.

So predictable.

No.

Such a shame.

You're just a tad too slow.

Flight attendants,
please prepare for arrival.

[ beeping ]

[ laughing ]

Nine minutes until
birds are over targeted areas

And mist released.[ laughing ]

And now for my next experiment,

I believe I've figured out
how to make a kid fly.

You couldn't just let me be.

You had to play hero.

Well, sorry to say
that your heroics

have come to
a rather slow stop.

Any final thoughts?

[ deep voice ]I...

[ sighs ]
Email me when you're done.

We have to get everybody
in Fairfield back to normal.

We've got to stop Chaz.

Incorrect password.I don't know the password.

You can do it.

I don't know the password to...

to start this thing.

Do you want me
to smash it, Ma?

Yes, but no.

I saw the buttons that
my dad pushed

to make that thing work.

You remember them?

Yes, it's the same word
as that right there.

The password
is password?

Yeah.

Computer: Eight minutes until
birds are over targeted areas

And mist released.

[ keyboard clicking ]

[ chiming ] Login successful.

[ Mistifier powers up ]

It's working, it's working!

Whoo! I did it!

[ Mistifier powers down ]

Malfunction.

Okay sorry, Sammy,
but this is just so annoying.

Time is up.

Give me it!

Give me that thing.

Carla!Sammy!

Wait! You can't do this.

Give me one good
reason why not.

You may not remember this,

but you used
to like your dad, Chaz.

You were just upset
because he didn't

spend enough time with you.

What good does that do me now?

There are so many
wonderful things

parents do for their kids,

things that kids
can never replace.

Like what?

[ sighs ]

Well, without parents,

who will tuck us in at night?

Who will make us dinner?

Who will show us new things,
or teach us right from wrong,

or take care of us
when we don't feel good?

Who will give us hugs
and kisses?

Parents are our teachers,
our guardians.

They look after us

and love us--

unconditionally.

We have our whole lives
to act like adults,

so why rush growing up?

Your dad cares about you
more than you think, Chaz.

Why else would he bring
you those boxes

of caramel corn every day?

He brings them

because he knows
they're my favorite.

He used to tuck me
into bed at night.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe
how selfish I've been.

I just wanted to be loved.

It's okay, Chaz.

You haven't been yourself
these days.

Chaz, we gotta turn everybody

back into normal
and get the birds back.

Computer: Six minutes
until birds

are over targeted areas
and mist released.

[ Computer beeping, chirping ]

Malfunction.

It's jammed.

So what do we do?

We gotta rewire the circuitry
and override it.

Dad!

I mean, Godfrey,
I need your strength.

me?

Yeah, Just Come on.

Robert, Denise, Over here.

Come On, guys.Mom, Dad...

What do I do?

can I help?Ow.

All right, Now pull that off.

Me?
Yeah Yeah.

Just pull it off.

Really?

You know what?
Just break it off.

You know, I'm afraid
of breaking it.

Five minutes until birds...

Break it!

are over targeted areas
and mist released.

[ grunts ]
All right,

now pull these two wires out
and push them together.

You Ready, son?

Ready.

Now.

Ahh!

[ Mistifier powers down ]

My brain hurts.

Where are we?

What's with my hair?

Look at my shirt.

Mom, Dad!

There you are.I missed you guys so much.

We'll never take you for
granted.

I realize now how hard
you guys have to work for us

and all the things
that you have to do.

And just know that
I love you guys

more than anything
else in the world.

You took the words
right out of my mouth.

I love you!

Wow, that Is some kind of a hug.

Are you sure I'm not gonna
embarrass you?

I know it's not cool being seen
hugging your old man.

Dad, it's totally cool.

[ chuckling ]

Come here, my boy.
Come here.

Oh.

Oh, Chaz, I am so sorry.

You know, I've been
looking for a rainbow,

not realizing that
it's right here.

But from now on you are
my number-one priority.

I love you so much, Chaz.

Two minutes until birds...I love you, Dad.

Wait a minute,
Wait a minute.

What about the Birds?
Ooh!

Dr. Larrabee,
we need your help.

Yeah, hurry up.
Let's go.

Where was I?

[ birds screeching ]

Computer: Targets
reached in 10...

I think,
if I'm not too late...

nine...

I can redirect the mist

and send the birds out to sea.

Is it working?

I sure hope so.

Come on, hurry.

three...[ beeps ]

two, one.

[ beeps ]

Mission aborted.

Birds returning to base.

Evidently.

Yay!

Yeah!

Whoohoo!

[ all cheering ]

We were lucky.

You guys Ready to go?

Oh yeah!

Are you excited?Yeah.

All right, belts on, guys.

[ cell phone ringing ]Not again.

Do you have to take that?

[ ringing continues ]I'll just be a second.

Hello?

Denise, it's Charles.

Do you think this is bad news?

I know that look.

She's not coming.

Listen, I just wanted
to say it was a job well done

with the moisturizing
campaign.

A bit juvenile, yeah,
but the client loves it.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Who would think?

What are you doing calling me
on a Sunday, Charles?

You have to understand
that weekends are my only days

to spend quality time
with my family.

I respect that
and I get it.

Can we get together
and talk about it?

So no more weekend calls.

Are we clear?

Yeah, I get it.

I'm sorry.

Look, She Is coming.

Let's go.

Fairfield the town
that never stops moving.

Keep it coming.
Keep it coming.

Extra. Get your paper today.

Paper...read it.

Hey, let's get a coffee.

Hey, Michael.
How are you doing, guys?

Hey, good. How are you doing?

How are you?

Keep it coming.

Fairfield the town
that never stops moving.

I feel like
we're forgetting something.

Sammy & Carla:
Grandma and Grandpa!

[ rock music playing ]

Hi. I'm Ariel.

I play Carla.

This is our set
for "Opposite Day."

They put this stuff on me
to make me look extra dreamy.

Girls, wives,
girlfriends.

Wow.

♪ Got to be all grown-up...

[ thuds ]♪ Get to eat
Whatever I want... ♪

Hanging in there.

It's...it's fun once
you're in the air.

Ahh!

Cut cut.

[ beeping ]

Hah.

Trying to find answers
for the unexplainable?

Come on down to C...

Cal Worthington.

Oh what a feeling!

[ laughing ]

What are you doing?

Ooh.

[ Both screaming ]

Mom!

♪ When kids rule

♪ No responsibilities

♪ Everything's all about me...

It's snowing!
It's snowing.

It's Christmas
with my family.

My family,
it's Christmas time.

Ahh!

After Dylan
gets Demistified,

he becomes KGB...

Kid gone bad.

I'm telling you,
I'm innocent.

Tell it to the judge.

No! No no!

Let go of me! Ahh!

Cut.

No no!

[ laughter ]

Is the fleet ready?

All we have to do
Is finish filling

the last few dispensers
with the mist

and strap them
to the storks.

Ah, the birds I mean.

And trap them
to these birds.

And strap them
to the birds.

[ laughing ]

Put yourself
in for a raise.

Oh I'd have
to do that.

Come on in, though.
Let's talk about it.

We'll see you
on Monday.

I thought I was terrific.[ laughter ]

Marker.

I don't know
the password.

You can do it.
[ clatters ]

[ laughing ]

[ muttering ]

Run correctly.
Shh!

But...
No, sh!

But I...

What are you
still doing here?

Are you still here?

Okay, um,
I'm going to ignore you

until you leave.

[ both laughing ]

What are you
laughing at?

What are you
laughing at?

Sorry.

I'll have a grande
vanilla moco choca

sugar free nonfat
triple latté

extra hot over ice

with whipped cream
and sprinkles.

Oh, and do you
have goats' milk?

Sorry, fresh out.

I'll have soy then.

She'll have the same...

blended.

Ew.♪ When kids rule

Stop that.
Go away now, Go away.

Go away.
Come on, get out.