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LOVE BIRDS (2011)
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SONG: � Can
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� Anybody
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� Find me
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� Somebody to love?
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� Each morning I get up, I die a little
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� Can barely stand on my feet
� Take a look
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� Take a look in the mirror and cry
� In the mirror
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� And cry
Lord, what you're doing to me?
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� I have spent all my years
In believing you
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� But I just can't get no relief, Lord
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� Somebody
� Somebody
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� Ooh, somebody
� Somebody
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� Can anybody find me
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� Somebody to love?
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� I work hard
� He works hard
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� Every day of my life
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� I work till I ache my bones... �
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Morning! Cup of tea?
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Sorry,
(SONG FADES)
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The power and the water needs paying.
I'm leaving some money towards it here.
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You going somewhere, hon?
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I'm leaving you, Doug.
(HORN HONKS)
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Well, that's it? I don't understand.
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Is it something I've done?
Oh, come on, Doug.
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You're still in your parents' house.
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Your job is going nowhere.
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You have a degree
and you work in a road gang.
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You can't just leave.
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I love you.
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Doug, please.
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I promise to change.
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Nothing has changed in two years.
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Except me.
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� Got nobody left to believe! �
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(BIRDS CRY)
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(FIRES)
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Hey, Flash.
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Mate, you sure
this is the right place?
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Yeah, it's the right place, Gurn.
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Oh, no!
Oh!
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Shit!
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Oh, no!
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(LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo!
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You're joking.
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WOMAN: Mr. Watson?
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Someone to see you.
He says he's a friend.
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Flash!
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Hey!
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Come in. God,
I haven't seen you since, um...
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(SIGHS) I don't know.
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How's Susan?
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She left me.
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(SIGHS)
Ouch, eh?
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It's a bummer, man.
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Yeah.
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Let's face it.
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She always was higher-octane
than your engine was designed for.
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You know?
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I mean, no, it's a stinker, but, um...
maybe it's for the best.
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For the best?
Yeah.
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I love her. I thought we were a couple.
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Well, no. I know.
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It's like a kick in the gonads
when that happens.
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Or so I hear.
It's my heart, Craig.
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It's not my gonads.
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What am I gonna do?
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You want my advice?
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Yeah.
Yep?
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Well, you've got to get on with your life.
I guess so.
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Yeah. Oh, there's the spirit.
Onwards and outwards.
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Hey, and you give us a ring sometime.
We're gonna grab a beer, OK?
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Yeah, That'd be...
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Be good.
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Can we talk about this?
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Us?
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I love you.
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(SIGHS)
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I love you. Love you.
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SONG: � Yes, It's a hard life
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� Two lovers together
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� To love and live forever
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� In each other's hearts
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� It's a long, hard fight
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� To learn to care for each other
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� To trust in one another
right from the start
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� When you're in love... �
(DOG BARKS)
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Hey, shut up!
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Shut up, you... dog!
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Oh! Just...
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Get out, man! Go!
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(SIGHS)
(FLUTTERING ON ROOF)
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What are you doing up there?
(QUACKS)
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You hurt?
(QUACKS)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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(QUACKS)
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What the...? No!
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Not inside the house! Go on!
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Mongrel! Get that duck out of here!
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Come back!
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(BARKS)
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Get out! This is my house!
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Ha! Got ya!
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(PANTS)
(DOG BARKS)
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Right, you! Go on! Get out.
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Yes.
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Good riddance.
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(SIGHS) Bloody duck.
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(DUCK QUACKS)
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(DUCK QUACKS)
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MAN: You can't
keep him here, mate.
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I'm sure there's health and safety rules
about this sort of thing.
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What am I supposed to do? Can't keep him at home.
He'll just trash the place.
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Why don't you take him to a vet?
MAN: Nah.
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Vets are a bloody rip-off.
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(DUCK QUACKS)
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(SIGHS)
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Well, it's, um...
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It's munted, right?
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Maybe we should just...
you know, just put it out of its misery.
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We just close up the box
and we roll over it with the, um...
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Oh!
Eh?
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Eh? Come on. It'll be painless.
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Dude, it doesn't sound painless.
Well, we can have it for lunch.
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(QUACKS)
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Yeah, you put mud all around it
and you put it in a hole in the ground.
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Build a fire over it. Leave it for an hour.
We're not eating it.
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It's just a bird. They're filthy animals.
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Maybe you should take it to the zoo.
(DUCK QUACKS)
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Zoos take animals, don't they?
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(ANIMALS CHATTER)
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Come on, little one.
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That's it.
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Gonna see some children now.
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That's it. Shh!
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We'll put you in this cage, OK?
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That's it. Take it easy.
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Good girl.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Oh! Bollocks!
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Sorry.
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(METAL CLANGS)
Sorry. I'm...
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I'm just looking for the, uh...
the bird expert...
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...keeper person.
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Well, you've found her.
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What can I do for you?
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Ah, it's this duck.
I think it's injured.
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Well, he needs a vet, then,
doesn't it?
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Well, the thing is,
it's not really my duck.
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Look, we're not a refuge
for broken birds. I'm sorry.
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(DUCK QUACKS)
Come on! Here we go.
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I thought you might have, like,
a bird hospital or something.
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Yeah, right next to
the bird fire station.
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Yep.
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I'm kind of busy. So...
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Right.
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OK. Here we go, little one.
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So it'll fit here somewhere?
No.
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No?
It won't fit anywhere.
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Must be somewhere I can take a duck.
It's not a duck.
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I'm pretty sure it is.
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Oh, so you're the bird expert now,
are you?
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Well, no. It's just...
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I mean, that's a duck. Isn't it?
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The traditional method of
feeding zoo animals from a feed pan...
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It's a shelduck.
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...does little to stimulate
complex feeding behaviours.
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DOUG: Oh, well, great. See? There you go.
I wouldn't have known that.
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So it's better off here, isn't it, really?
(SIGHS)
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WOMAN: No, Look, um...
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Give you the name of someone
who might be able to help you.
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Now, some of the food
that we feed the animals
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you might not think of as food.
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(ALL GASP)
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It's the Easter bunny.
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(SOBS)
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Oh, Jesus. Here.
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Look him up. Give him a call.
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Who wants to see a more pork, hey?
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Oh, isn't he gorgeous?
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MAN: Putangitangi,
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the paradise shelduck,
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is endemic to New Zealand.
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It can be found
nowhere else in the world.
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When discovered by Captain Cook,
he called it the painted duck,
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an inadequate description, I feel.
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You know a lot about ducks.
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Thank you, Ginger.
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Actually, they have more in common
with swans and geese
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than they do with ducks.
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I'm a, uh, vet by trade
but a twitcher by volition.
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A twitcher?
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Birdwatcher.
Oh.
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I've always loved birds.
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They do something that we...
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...humans can't do.
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They... fly unaided.
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Rather magical animals,
as far as I'm concerned.
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(QUACKS)
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Well, let's have a look.
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Yes, he has been shot.
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No sign of a female friend
when you found him?
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No.
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Many people believe
that they mate for life,
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so that if they lose a mate,
then that's it.
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(WHISPERS) He's on his own.
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Your friend's flying days are over.
He can't fend for himself.
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So I think the most humane thing to do
would be to put him down.
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Oh...
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Or...
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...I could bind his wing and
we could try to find him a foster home.
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Well, that sounds good.
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Someone will need to
look after him in the meantime.
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(QUACKS)
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Right.
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So, how long?
Couple of days, maybe a week.
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Hmm?
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(QUACKS)
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Yeah. Alright.
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I'll do it. I can do that.
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Right, what...
What does he eat?
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Well, shelducks
usually graze on seeds and grasses
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with the odd worm thrown in.
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However, tinned peas will be fine.
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Tinned peas?
Mm-hm.
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Alright.
Mum, look!
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He's strange.
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(QUACKS)
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Sorry.
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(QUACKS)
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I like your duck.
Thank you.
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Have you had him long?
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No, I'm just looking after it
for a while.
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(MAKES FLATULENT NOISE)
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That was the duck.
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Right.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
Yeah.
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Well, see you later.
'Bye.
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It shouldn't take too long.
I should have it all ready to... go!
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My God!
Christ on a bike.
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I really didn't think
he'd stoop to this.
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This is nuts!
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Is this...
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(GASPS)
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Ew.
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Fine!
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If he wants to trash my stuff...
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...I'll bloody show him.
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(SHATTERING)
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Is it true that penguins
mate once a year?
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Yeah.
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Lucky bastards.
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(LAUGHS)
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I don't know
what you're laughing at.
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When was the last time
you got lucky?
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Actually, I'm very happy
being a penguin.
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You're not a penguin, Holly.
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You're a bloody penguin nun.
Yeah.
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(QUACKS)
262
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,828
Shit!
263
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:50,453
This is all your fault.
264
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,703
(PHONE RINGS)
265
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:05,034
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
266
00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:09,748
Susan?
267
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,784
GURN: Hey, Flash. I guess you're not
coming back to work today, huh?
268
00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:16,702
No.
269
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,082
It all sort of got out of hand.
You know, just...
270
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,366
Just trying to
get rid of the duck. So...
271
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,908
I'm just gonna see you tomorrow.
272
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,155
You'll see me tonight, mate.
It's quiz night.
273
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,291
Oh. Yeah.
274
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,915
Of course. Yep.
275
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,740
I'll see you then.
276
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,748
Oh, oh. Hey. Hey,
and bring the duck.
277
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,828
He can't be any worse
than the other two, right?
278
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,456
Sure.
279
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:49,073
(PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES)
(DUCK QUACKS)
280
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,495
Sure, make yourself at home.
281
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,865
What did that guy
with the duck want?
282
00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,158
He found it, wanted to know
what to do with it.
283
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,698
He was quite cute.
284
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,411
HOLLY: Well, he could walk and talk.
285
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,948
Like I said, cute.
286
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,617
This pond still isn't
draining properly.
287
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,536
It needs rooting out, I think.
288
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,995
You should probably...
give it a good seeing-to.
289
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,411
Get... Just get in there
and give it a poking.
290
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,494
I know what you're doing,
and I'm... I'm not...
291
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,373
This isn't.,, I'm not amused.
292
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:31,033
Really not amused.
293
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,580
MAN: Does it like beer?
DOUG: No. No.
294
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,365
No!
Come on!
295
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,952
Focus, you lot.
296
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,491
It's time to get serious.
MAN: OK!
297
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,784
The category is
'All Creatures Great and Small'.
298
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,405
A group of bees is called... what?
299
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,949
A shoal. A shoal of bees.
300
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,537
No. Don't be stupid.
It's a hive.
301
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,324
Oh, no, no. A hive is where they live.
It's a, um...
302
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,162
It's a swarm. Isn't it, Doug?
303
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,823
Doug.
304
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,116
A swarm. A swarm of bees.
305
00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,748
Bees. Yeah, yeah, a swarm.
306
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,828
If you guys are wrong,
you're shouting the next round.
307
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,207
Not gonna happen, dickjam.
Who you calling dickjam, numbnuts?
308
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,911
Want me to numb your nuts, eh?
Hey!
309
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,415
You don't see the Professors arguing!
Well, they don't have to.
310
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,906
They've got two PhDs, a bloody
astronomer and a sports journalist.
311
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:20,947
Unbeatable.
312
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,662
I am an animal from Greek mythology,
313
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,575
the harbinger of death.
314
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,823
I take the form of dogs,
dolphins and birds.
315
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,286
(DUCK QUACKS)
316
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,323
Psychopomp.
A cycle pump?
317
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,912
That's not a word.
I read it in a Stephen King book.
318
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,539
These birds pecked a dude to death.
319
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,495
Yeah, that makes sense,
'cause birds are evil bastards.
320
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:45,739
How does Susan feel about
having a flying rat in the house?
321
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,407
Doug!
322
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,948
Are you OK, mate?
323
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,535
(SIGHS)
324
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,244
Susan left me.
325
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,786
Oh.
326
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,953
I'm sorry. I'm just not...
I'm not up for this.
327
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,490
You're better without me.
328
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,033
And don't forget your dinner.
329
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,448
(QUACKS)
330
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,081
Cheers, man.
331
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,911
Look after yourself, eh?
332
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,448
DOUG: I'll call you tomorrow.
333
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,707
QUIZ MASTER:
'All Creatures Great and Small'.
334
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,663
The raptor family consists
of what type of bird?
335
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,953
Dr. Dre.
What?!
336
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,490
Dr. Dre the raptor.
337
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:29,831
"A psychopomp
is the guide of lost souls,
338
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,788
"a mediator between the conscious
and the unconscious realms,
339
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,323
"life and death.
340
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,957
"Their role is not to
judge the deceased
341
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,083
"but to provide a safe passage
to the next life."
342
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:45,198
Well, at least I know
you're not judging me.
343
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,537
What was she like? Your mate?
344
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:54,410
Maybe you shouldn't answer that.
(QUACKS)
345
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,414
I had a bath with Susan once.
346
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,290
We lit some candles,
347
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,655
opened a bottle of wine,
put on some music.
348
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,870
It was quite fancy.
349
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,578
Little bit cramped, though.
350
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,207
The tap kept sticking into my back.
She had to move.
351
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,866
Leaned a bit too close to the...
the candle. (LAUGHS)
352
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,953
(SIGHS)
353
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,706
Her hair caught fire.
354
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,241
Lucky we were in the bath.
355
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,082
(QUACKS)
Oh!
356
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,369
Steady on!
357
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:28,994
Hey, Donald. Look.
358
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,739
I've got to tell you, this is...
kind of a one-man deal.
359
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,999
Don't look so pleased with yourself.
360
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,249
This is not gonna be
a regular thing.
361
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,533
Great. Now I'm talking to a duck.
362
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,824
(QUACKS)
In a bath.
363
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,956
Whoa!
364
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,537
That is not a worm, OK?
365
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,541
(DUCK QUACKS)
366
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,289
(SIGHS)
367
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:57,245
(DUCK QUACKS, DOOR RATTLES)
368
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,998
Forget it! You're not coming in.
369
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:02,204
(DUCK QUACKS)
370
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,208
(CLATTERING)
371
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,993
If you don't shut up,
I'll put you outside for the dog's dinner.
372
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,408
(DUCK QUIETENS)
373
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,158
(QUACKS)
Arggh!
374
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:27,451
GURN: Yeah, let's go!
MAN: Come on, guys!
375
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,573
(HORNS HONK)
376
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:34,322
He's down like a clown!
377
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,036
(LAUGHS)
378
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,618
This ain't fair.
379
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,454
You guys are, like, genetically
designed to be better at cricket.
380
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,365
"You guys"?
381
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:43,952
Alright.
382
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,537
What do you call
an Indian flying a plane?
383
00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:51,784
You call him a pilot,
you pack of racists.
384
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,780
I can't believe I work with you people.
Ah, I'm not a racist.
385
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,289
Come on, guys.
386
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,120
Dude! You look terrible.
387
00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:03,157
Oh, I didn't get any sleep
last night, did I?
388
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,994
Stupid duck kept trying
to get into my bedroom.
389
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,078
I should never
have had a bath with it.
390
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,699
A bath?
391
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,456
Yeah, well, he...
392
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,331
It doesn't matter, Look.
393
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,081
What are you...?
You're not working.
394
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,831
Well, you weren't here.
395
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,082
Oh, alright. Fair enough.
(PHONE RINGS)
396
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:26,700
Hello?
DR BUSTER: Good news.
397
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:30,663
I've found someone to take your duck.
Great. Yeah, that is good news.
398
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:34,030
It's called Puddleduck Farm. Everything's taken care of.
399
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,790
You can pop in any time.
They're expecting you.
400
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,619
Where is it?
'Bye.
401
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:40,328
Hello?
402
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,704
So, Mr. Crappy.
There'll be lots of birds there.
403
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,740
Birds of a feather.
404
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,373
You can flock together.
405
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,874
Be able to do all your duck stuff.
406
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,954
Might even meet a nice lady duck.
407
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,581
You never know.
408
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,617
Best of all, you'll be able to poo
anywhere you like.
409
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,202
(QUACKS)
Yes.
410
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,740
I thought you'd like that.
411
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,873
(QUACKS)
412
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:06,748
Bit of music, eh?
413
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,999
SONG: � I want to break free
414
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:15,041
� I want to break free... �
415
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,197
(QUACKS)
416
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,617
� I want to break free from your lies
417
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,407
� You're so self-satisfied
418
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,824
� I don't need you... �
Well, look at that.
419
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,786
The duck likes Queen.
420
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,290
� I've got to break free
421
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,449
� God knows
422
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,492
� God knows, I want to break... �
423
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,830
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
(DUCKS QUACK)
424
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:39,989
WOMAN: Hello!
425
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,704
You must be Doug.
426
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,367
You can call me Aunty Jessamine.
Everyone does.
427
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:47,907
Hi.
428
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,496
We're very excited to have a new addition
to our happy little commune!
429
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,032
Aren't we, everyone?
430
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,780
That's good.
Oh, aren't they adorable?
431
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:59,074
They've all got their own hat!
432
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:03,493
And I've got a lovely one all picked out
for your little ducky.
433
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,124
(DUCKS QUACK AGGRESSIVELY)
434
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:10,114
Gareth, stop doing that to Darcy!
I've told you before, he doesn't like it!
435
00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:13,250
Sometimes the boys can get a little...
436
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,373
...frisky with each other.
437
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,620
Oh. (STRAINS)
438
00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,657
Right.
439
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,369
Uh...
440
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,324
(SIGHS)
441
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:46,038
Oh... Bugger!
442
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,369
I must be mad.
443
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,157
Whoa! Watch out!
444
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,039
You moron duck!
445
00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,823
Crazy. Whoa!
446
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,740
Nearly had us in the ditch.
447
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:08,996
Let's have this stupid hat off
for a start.
448
00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:10,532
Come on.
449
00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:12,073
You stay there.
450
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,990
That's your side, alright?
451
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,661
Now, just... Look,
put your seatbelt on, for a start.
452
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,074
Just stay... Don't look at me like that.
453
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,206
Right, every species
has to be belted in,
454
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,582
(BIRDSONG)
455
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,494
Holly?
Yep?
456
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,744
Look. Um...
457
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,329
Doug.
Doug. Um...
458
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:17,038
Your little friend is a wild animal.
We're not a bird sanctuary.
459
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:19,119
I know. I just want some advice.
460
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,580
My advice is let him go.
Let him fend for himself.
461
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,581
Well, what if he can't?
462
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:28,288
Happens all the time. It's called life.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
463
00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:29,823
Well...
464
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,581
He's staying with me.
465
00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:35,374
So you're keeping him?
466
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,998
Yeah, I think I will.
467
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:39,123
Although there's just
a couple of issues.
468
00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:40,577
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
469
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:44,242
It keeps getting into the bed with me, which...
I know it's a bit weird, but...
470
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,499
I mean, he's a duck. So...
471
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,203
Have you tried closing the door?
472
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,367
I've done that, but he's very loud.
You can hear him on the other side.
473
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:53,954
I can't get much sleep.
474
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,574
OK. I can give you a few pointers.
475
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,116
But we'll probably have to see
the duck's environment.
476
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,658
My house?
Yes.
477
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,824
Don't we, Holly?
478
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,456
OK.
479
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,035
Um... OK, yeah.
480
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:11,496
I could give it... a quick look
and suggest some changes.
481
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:13,658
Changes?!
482
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,074
Look, do you want to get
a good night's sleep or not?
483
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,706
Yep.
484
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,536
OK.
485
00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:24,329
(QUACKS)
486
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,081
Are you stealing that duck?
487
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,660
What? No.
488
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:32,449
What are you doing with it, then?
None of your business.
489
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:34,161
It is if you're stealing it.
490
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,415
Well, I'm not stealing it, alright?
It's my duck.
491
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,119
What's its name, then?
492
00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:39,657
Excuse me?
493
00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:41,994
Well, if it's your duck,
you must know its name.
494
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,198
Pierre.
495
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:51,538
Pierre? What kind of a name
is that for a pet? That's stupid.
496
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:54,415
You're stupid! Alright?
It's not a pet.
497
00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:57,120
Then it's not yours.
Yes, it is!
498
00:25:57,292 --> 00:25:58,782
Liar! You're a duck thief.
499
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,823
Everyone! He's stealing!
Shh!
500
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,161
I'm calling the police on you.
Not stealing.
501
00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,289
Keep your noise down, alright?
I'm not a thief.
502
00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:10,454
Don't call the cops.
You'll get into trouble.
503
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,365
Here!
Hey, give it back!
504
00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:14,874
No! It's a toy anyway.
Is not!
505
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:17,249
Look, it's my duck,
and I'm taking him home. OK?
506
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:19,874
And you, mind your own beeswax.
Little brat!
507
00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:22,954
(ROARS)
508
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,539
Good day.
509
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,282
Maybe I am stuck.
510
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:52,373
(PHONE RINGS)
511
00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:55,033
Hello?
Hey, Craig. It's Doug.
512
00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:57,199
I need your help with something.
Um...
513
00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:59,286
Sure. What's up?
514
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:02,120
I'm gonna sell the house. Yeah.
515
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,784
It's time for me to move on.
Oh, good for you, Flash.
516
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,323
Thank you.
517
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,287
So I need a few pointers.
You know, how to sell it.
518
00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:13,074
Where to invest.
You couldn't be in safer hands, mate.
519
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,740
Don't worry.
I'll take care of everything.
520
00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:16,032
Cheers.
521
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,449
It's the least I could do, mate.
I'll be in touch.
522
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,490
Alright, man. See you.
523
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:24,702
(PIERRE QUACKS)
524
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,539
Oh, crap!
525
00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:30,414
WOMAN:
You've got a call on line one.
526
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,490
Uh, tell them I'm busy.
527
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,498
It's the bank, Craig!
528
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,532
Then, uh...
529
00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:39,573
I'm in Wellington.
Big deal in the offing.
530
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,115
Seriously!
531
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,704
I'm on the verge
of a major development deal.
532
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,365
(SIGHS)
533
00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:49,454
Bankruptcy is what
you're on the bloody verge of, Craig.
534
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,537
Everyone who calls
is looking to get paid, and so am I.
535
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:54,244
Hey, come on.
536
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,657
Amanda.
537
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,040
There's more to this job
than money. Mmm?
538
00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:02,999
If there's no money by tomorrow,
you're on your own.
539
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:04,782
Hey!
540
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:11,786
Now, he's just through here.
541
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,323
There he is.
542
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,582
Oh!
(BOTH LAUGH)
543
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:17,615
Hey. Got a couple of visitors.
544
00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:20,204
HOLLY: Lovely house.
WOMAN: Yeah.
545
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,743
Oh!
546
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,704
Bit of a... bit of a Queen fan, I see.
547
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:27,911
Yeah, I guess so.
HOLLY: Yeah.
548
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:30,825
Get it from the old man.
He was quite the fanatic.
549
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,365
Was he?
550
00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:33,827
Got all the albums.
Lovely.
551
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,706
WOMAN:
Where are your parents now?
552
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:37,240
That's them there.
553
00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,328
You're actually touching Dad.
554
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,956
It's alright.
555
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,535
He'd probably like it.
556
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:45,040
Oh, I didn't...
Uh... Well, he's, uh...
557
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,618
He's looking... He's looking good.
558
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:48,748
He's looking healthy.
559
00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:51,499
Does he get out much?
Um, no.
560
00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:53,828
I kind of keep him in this little area.
Right.
561
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,992
There's a stray dog. So...
Mm-hm.
562
00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:00,034
I've got a little towel up there
with a view.
563
00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,164
You'd be surprised how many times
he walks into that.
564
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:05,040
(WOMEN LAUGH)
HOLLY: Right.
565
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,620
"It's a towel!"
But he can't understand me.
566
00:29:07,792 --> 00:29:10,704
He'll probably need
somewhere to swim, though, so...
567
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,947
Yeah. I've got to get him
out of my bath. Yep, uh...
568
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,366
Sorry, your bath?
Mmm.
569
00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:19,158
Thought you were...
trying to get him out of your bed.
570
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,164
Bed, not bath!
(WOMEN LAUGH)
571
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,494
I don't share the bath with him.
That would be weird.
572
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:25,578
No.
I wouldn't have a bath with a duck.
573
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,115
What's wrong with the guy?
Yeah.
574
00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:29,908
Oh. No. Just in the bed there. So...
Mmm.
575
00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:31,198
Yeah.
576
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,240
Um...
577
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:34,998
Actually...
578
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,123
(DOOR OPENS)
579
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:40,408
(CLATTERING)
580
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:43,165
Are you OK?
Yeah. Just hang on a second.
581
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:44,368
OK.
582
00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:47,532
Do you need, um...
Whoa!
583
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,699
That's not mine.
Sure.
584
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,490
So...
585
00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,749
Paddling pool.
Oh. Oh, of course.
586
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,532
Had it since I was a kid.
Oh.
587
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:58,871
HOLLY: Hey, it's a good start.
WOMAN: Do you have a girlfriend?
588
00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:02,000
Um...
589
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,203
No. Not really.
590
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,286
Sort of in between, I guess.
591
00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:07,322
Yeah.
592
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,990
Pierre.
(QUACKS)
593
00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,828
Look.
Pierre?
594
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,365
Yeah, it's... it's...
595
00:30:12,542 --> 00:30:14,373
Oh, yeah, no. It's a good name.
596
00:30:14,542 --> 00:30:17,909
It suits him, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
Yeah. Yeah.
597
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,619
I think so.
598
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,991
(BLOWS)
599
00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:25,998
Come on. You'll like it.
600
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,249
I know. Look.
601
00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:31,375
If we're gonna make this work,
you have to trust me, OK?
602
00:30:31,542 --> 00:30:33,373
Come on, have a go.
603
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,248
Yes. In the pool.
604
00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:39,657
You can do it!
605
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:41,539
Come on, mate. Here we go.
606
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,199
(WOMEN LAUGH)
607
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,957
DOUG: Wow. Look at that, eh?
608
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,539
HOLLY: Just the basics there, OK?
DOUG: Right.
609
00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,244
Clean water, good diet.
610
00:30:58,417 --> 00:31:02,330
The more he sees this as his home,
the more respect he'll give it, so...
611
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,617
So no more crapping on the floor?
Well, no.
612
00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,657
He's a duck, so...
Yeah.
613
00:31:09,417 --> 00:31:10,827
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
614
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,864
OK.
'Bye.
615
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:13,623
Cool. See ya.
Cheers. See ya.
616
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,657
Doug's quite nice, isn't he?
617
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:20,119
God, you're unbelievable!
What?!
618
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:21,702
Do you never, ever stop?
619
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,365
He's single.
620
00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:24,952
And he's got his own home.
621
00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,366
You're insatiable.
And he's got a nice bottom.
622
00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:29,282
He's got a nice bottom, has he?
623
00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:31,449
(ALARM BEEPS)
(RADIO STATION BLARES)
624
00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:33,991
MAN ON RADIO:
Rise and shine, Auckland. Life's calling.
625
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,533
Just gone 7:00.
You're listening to AKFM.
626
00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:38,369
Come on, let's kick-start the day
627
00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:40,658
with a track for all you
hopeless romantics out there.
628
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:44,200
Queen, 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'.
(SPLASH!)
629
00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:48,241
SONG: � This thing called love
630
00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:51,614
� I just can't handle It
631
00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:54,204
� This thing called love
632
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,208
� I must get round to It
633
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:58,740
� I ain't ready
634
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,784
� Crazy little thing called love
635
00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,493
� This thing
� This thing
636
00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:07,032
� Called love
� Called love
637
00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,948
� It cries
� Like a baby
638
00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:10,956
� In a cradle all night
It swings
639
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,207
� Woo-ooh
� It jives, yeah
640
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,707
� It shakes all over like a jellyfish
641
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,240
� I kinda like It
642
00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:20,580
� That crazy little thing called love... �
643
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,207
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
644
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:32,822
Hey, try kicking it!
Try not flooding it.
645
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,661
Bloody piece of junk.
646
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:37,245
Why doesn't Ray scrap the thing
and get a new one?
647
00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:41,456
Oh, you're joking, right?
He's tighter than a fish's bum!
648
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,081
(LAUGHS)
649
00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:50,907
The bugger bit me!
650
00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:52,619
Ah!
651
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:55,204
Never start it in gear!
That clutch is dodgy.
652
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,124
So Doug's keeping the duck?
653
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:04,410
Um... am I the only one
that thinks that this is a bit, um...
654
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,615
Well, you know, um...
655
00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:08,872
(WHISPERS) ...unnatural?
656
00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:10,907
Unnatural?
657
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:15,577
Well, his girlfriend leaves him
and he replaces her... with a duck.
658
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,036
What is it with you and birds?
OK.
659
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:21,496
What about all the derogatory words
we use to talk about birds? Hmm?
660
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,032
(LAUGHS) What?
661
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:26,120
'Bird-brained', huh?
'Feather-brained'. 'Flighty'.
662
00:33:26,292 --> 00:33:29,034
We call people 'chickens' and um...
663
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,994
Turkeys!
Yeah, and 'cocks', man.
664
00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:33,783
We call someone 'an egg'.
Or an egg burger!
665
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,789
Come on.
See! They're foul.
666
00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:39,825
Now, I'm going to work
and you're staying here, OK?
667
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,706
You understand?
(QUACKS)
668
00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:44,116
You stay.
(QUACKS)
669
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:50,492
No. You're not coming, OK?
670
00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,783
You're staying.
You're remaining behind.
671
00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:54,698
Stay.
672
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:56,240
Good,
(QUACKS)
673
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:57,827
Stay!
674
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,365
Stay.
675
00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:01,658
Look... (SHOUTS) Stay!
676
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,369
(QUACKS)
677
00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:08,328
Sure this is the right address?
678
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,866
This is it. Blocked drain, it says.
679
00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:12,953
Alright.
680
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:21,039
Doug! Hi.
681
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:22,744
Hi.
Hi.
682
00:34:22,917 --> 00:34:25,875
Um... is there a problem with Pierre?
683
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:27,748
No, no, he's fine.
OK.
684
00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:30,078
I've actually got a work order
to fix a drain here,
685
00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:32,366
Oh. So you're from...
Yep.
686
00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:35,204
City maintenance, subcontractors.
687
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,582
Great. (LAUGHS)
688
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,536
Me and the crew.
689
00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:43,951
Lovely. OK, well I'll just pop this
in the office and I'll show you the way.
690
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:50,120
You know what they say-
when you fall off a horse
691
00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:53,739
the best thing to do is get
right back on again, eh?
692
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,283
I was just talking to her about Pierre.
Uh-huh.
693
00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:57,322
There's no...
Uh-huh.
694
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:01,573
Cuh-utel She could
clean my cage any time.
695
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:05,038
And you could empty the truck any time.
696
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,199
Like now, Brent.
697
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,241
It's this way.
698
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:16,240
Hi, Doug.
Hi.
699
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:19,740
Are those your mates?
700
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:22,408
Yeah. That's my work gang.
701
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:24,119
Cool.
702
00:35:24,292 --> 00:35:26,157
Might just go and
supervise them for a bit.
703
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,415
Supervise them?
704
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:31,541
Yeah. She's a bit man-happy. (LAUGHS)
705
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:03,115
(LAUGHS)
706
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,699
Doug's gonna come in, and um...
707
00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:12,536
...Gurneesh is just cleaning up,
Yeah.
708
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,994
I kind of run the guys.
709
00:36:15,167 --> 00:36:16,703
Yep. Cool.
710
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:38,661
(QUACKS)
711
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:44,905
(LAUGHS) You know, it might be
the first thing Brent's got right.
712
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,869
She is kinda cute.
713
00:36:47,042 --> 00:36:48,248
(QUACKS)
714
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,533
Forget it.
715
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,573
I don't think she's got any interest in me.
716
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:56,038
(QUACKS)
Ow! What was that for?
717
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,369
(QUACKS)
Oi. Where you going?
718
00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:01,579
Hey. Where do you think you're going?
719
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,115
Shhh.
Alright, Doug?
720
00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:05,374
Hi.
Hi.
721
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,448
Just walking Pierre.
722
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,081
Great.
723
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,911
He seems to like your area.
Does he?
724
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:15,699
So...
725
00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:17,240
Drain's almost done.
726
00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:19,373
Oh, good. Great.
727
00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:22,124
It's finished, you'll be...
all fully drained and...
728
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,789
Lovely. (LAUGHS)
729
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:28,370
(PIERRE QUACKS)
730
00:37:28,542 --> 00:37:31,409
Can I, uh...
help you with anything else?
731
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,700
Yeah, I wanted to say thank you
for helping with Pierre.
732
00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:37,161
Oh, no. Not a problem.
733
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,914
It's what I do. (LAUGHS)
734
00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:41,199
I wanted to show my thanks and...
735
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,582
...maybe...
736
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,786
...take you out for... for dinner?
737
00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:48,244
Oh... uh...
738
00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:52,035
Or we could just,
uh, get a coffee or...
739
00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:53,948
Well, yeah. That's, um...
740
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,535
That's really sweet of you.
741
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,323
Go for a walk...
(LAUGHS)
742
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,536
Busy! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
That's alright. That's cool.
743
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,244
Hi, Doug.
Hi.
744
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:06,822
Holly... I am not gonna be able
to come over for dinner tonight.
745
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,322
I'm sorry. I had to
take the late cleaning shift.
746
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,081
OK.
747
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,660
Um, why doesn't Doug go
748
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,698
instead of me?
749
00:38:15,875 --> 00:38:17,740
Sorry, what?
What?
750
00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:20,499
Yeah. You guys both look like
you could use the company.
751
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:22,658
Well, um...
752
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,290
Happy little penguin, are we?
753
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,494
Actually, it'd be really nice.
754
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,908
If you're still up for it. (LAUGHS)
755
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,369
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah, great.
756
00:38:38,542 --> 00:38:40,282
Good. Worked out well.
757
00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:43,291
Lovely. Well...
(LAUGHS) See you, then.
758
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,244
See you then... then.
Lovely.
759
00:38:45,417 --> 00:38:46,782
(LAUGHS) OK.
'Bye.
760
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,573
'Bye.
See you, Doug.
761
00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,789
Get you next time!
762
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,955
Susan?
763
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:04,911
Craig!
764
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:08,200
Hey.
Oh. Long time no see.
765
00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,286
Yeah, yeah. It has been a while.
766
00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,995
Zara, um, this is Craig.
Zara, hello,
767
00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:15,374
Yeah, I caught up with Doug.
768
00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:17,498
I'm so sorry to hear about you guys.
769
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,124
Yeah, well, it's been
on the cards for a while now.
770
00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:24,535
Well, if you ask me, he was a fool
to let you slip through his fingers.
771
00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:26,369
(LAUGHS COYLY)
772
00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:27,907
I'm off.
773
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,948
(WHISPERS) He's cute.
774
00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,911
(LAUGHS)
I heard that. Thank you.
775
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,448
Sorry. (LAUGHS)
776
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:36,458
Mind if I join you?
Ah, please. Help yourself.
777
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,957
Well...
778
00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:40,160
Cheers.
779
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,206
Well, this is it.
780
00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:55,081
(QUACKS)
781
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,787
(EXHALES) Let's go.
782
00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:59,619
OK. Now, no crapping
on the carpet, alright?
783
00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,328
(QUACKS)
784
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:16,286
Mum! It's the loser duck guy.
785
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,699
Hi, Doug.
Hi.
786
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,911
I see you've already met my son, Taylor.
787
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:24,074
Your son.
788
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:26,582
He lost my communicator.
789
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:29,116
Uh...
You did?
790
00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:31,157
Well... it was a misunderstanding.
He's mean.
791
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:34,075
Well, no. I'm sure
he didn't do it on purpose.
792
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,161
Course not.
No, I'm gonna get you a new one.
793
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,869
Whatever!
794
00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:40,909
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHS)
795
00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:42,619
Come in. Come in.
796
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:46,039
Oh, hello.
797
00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:51,491
HOLLY: That's Artie.
He's Taylor's friend.
798
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:54,249
Oh, OK,
Practically lives here.
799
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,499
He's a bit different, but he's a good kid.
800
00:40:56,667 --> 00:41:00,114
Shall I put that in the fridge?
Yes. Please.
801
00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:01,748
It's chardonnay.
Ooh!
802
00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,373
Favorite.
803
00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,999
So, what are you building?
Is it a rock?
804
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:08,408
It's not a rock, it's actually an asteroid.
805
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,948
It's NT7.
806
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,161
NT7.
807
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,291
ARTIE: You wouldn't understand.
I wouldn't?
808
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:19,201
It's an asteroid that's gonna
destroy the Earth in 2019.
809
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:21,616
It'll be the end of the world.
(PIERRE QUACKS)
810
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:24,204
Really? Wow!
811
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:26,866
There's nothing we can do to stop it.
812
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:31,783
OK, then.
813
00:41:36,167 --> 00:41:37,998
You're joking.
814
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,160
Ugh!
815
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:47,994
You're an idiot!
816
00:41:50,042 --> 00:41:51,657
Hello, Brenda.
817
00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:52,993
Hello, Brent.
818
00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:55,123
You look like you could do with a drink.
819
00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:57,032
Care to join me?
820
00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:03,657
OK. (LAUGHS)
821
00:42:07,542 --> 00:42:09,373
DOUG: You can pet him. He won't bite.
822
00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:12,329
Just, yeah, feel how soft
he is under there, look.
823
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,287
He's like a duck. It is a duck, isn't it?
824
00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:17,744
(QUACKS)
HOLLY: OK, you lot.
825
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:19,998
Dinner's ready.
826
00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:24,035
(QUACKS)
There you go.
827
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,240
I've got a joke.
828
00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:29,782
Oh?
Oh, yeah?
829
00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:32,495
What do you call a guy
with a spade in his head?
830
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:33,782
Dunno.
831
00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:35,994
Doug!
(LAUGHS)
832
00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:37,828
Very good.
833
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,786
Haven't actually heard that one before.
834
00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:42,119
Really?
No.
835
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:45,784
Taylor... before it gets cold.
836
00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,912
Mmm. That was great. Thank you.
837
00:43:04,208 --> 00:43:05,573
Taylor...
838
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,207
Really into your
space stuff, aren't ya?
839
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,492
(LAUGHS)
He gets it from me, I'm afraid.
840
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,123
I love space.
841
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:22,159
And movies about landing
on the moon and stuff.
842
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,869
Really?
843
00:43:24,042 --> 00:43:27,159
I think there's something
kind of sexy about space.
844
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,870
When I was a kid I...
845
00:43:30,042 --> 00:43:32,533
...had this romantic dream that
846
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:36,496
one day a spaceman
would come down in his rocket
847
00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,783
and whisk me off to the moon. (LAUGHS)
848
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:40,823
The moon!
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
849
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,993
So what about the, uh, lack of gravity and no air?
That didn't put you off?
850
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,783
No. (LAUGHS) I don't know.
851
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,949
Having lived in Lewisham...
852
00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:53,743
...same place all my life, I just wanted
to get as far away from there as I could.
853
00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:55,782
You know, there were
no flights to the moon
854
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:58,244
and I heard that New Zealand
was the next best thing.
855
00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:03,036
So... here I am. (CHUCKLES)
856
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:05,950
Suppose it's nearly as far.
No!
857
00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:08,036
Yes.
858
00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:11,530
So do you ever think about
going back to the UK or...
859
00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:14,495
Not really. Kinda settled here.
860
00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:18,080
Taylor's a Kiwi, like his Dad is...
861
00:44:19,667 --> 00:44:21,032
...was...
862
00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:22,573
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
863
00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:24,490
Oh, I've never left New Zealand.
864
00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,032
Oh, really?
Yeah.
865
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:30,030
Wow. You must be the first
Kiwi I've met who hasn't travelled.
866
00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:33,746
(LAUGHS) I'm just... not a fan of flying.
867
00:44:33,917 --> 00:44:35,453
Sure.
868
00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:45,583
But... Doug, he was just so content
for things to stay the same and...
869
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:48,583
...after a while that just gets a bit...
870
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,991
Boring!
871
00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:52,077
Yes!
872
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:55,162
Well, here's to you, then.
Mmm, Me.
873
00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:57,665
Ah, no, no. You've got to
make eye contact. Come on.
874
00:44:58,708 --> 00:45:00,949
Otherwise it's seven years bad sex.
875
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,197
Well, we can't have
that now, can we?
876
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,323
Taylor seems a bit down about this whole
end-of-the-world asteroid thing.
877
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,037
Yeah, well.
878
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:18,655
He lost his dad when
he was six and, um...
879
00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,407
...the counselor said that...
880
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,155
...the NT7 obsession was
his way of dealing with...
881
00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:27,324
...his grief, really.
882
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,742
You know, if his dad can die,
then why can't the rest of us?
883
00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:34,374
I'm sorry.
It's OK.
884
00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,498
We'd separated a couple of years before
885
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:41,115
and I think he'd decided that, you know,
'happy families' wasn't really his thing.
886
00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:44,999
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
887
00:45:45,167 --> 00:45:50,366
You didn't come here to
listen to my tragic sob stories.
888
00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:52,032
It's not tragic.
889
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,119
Little bit.
(LAUGHS)
890
00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:57,790
Besides, I know what you mean.
891
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,698
Breaking up sucks.
892
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:01,536
Oh, yeah?
893
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:06,872
Susan left me 'cause my, uh...
my life was too small.
894
00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:10,534
Yeah, she said I was stuck,
needed to change.
895
00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:12,824
And do you?
896
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,116
Well, I thought my life was fine.
897
00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:17,499
I've got a good job. Great mates.
898
00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:19,032
Hmm.
899
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:23,451
I loved her, thought she was the one.
900
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:27,447
But I guess there was something
that just wasn't working and I didn't see it.
901
00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:30,162
Well, it's her loss.
902
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,745
You think?
Yeah.
903
00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:38,078
Thank you.
(CHUCKLES)
904
00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:44,248
I should get this duck home.
905
00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:45,953
It's a bit late.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
906
00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:48,741
I should clear this mess up anyway.
907
00:46:58,083 --> 00:46:59,744
(WHISPERS) Hey!
908
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:03,205
You're quite fond of him, aren't you?
Yeah, he is sort of growing on me.
909
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,707
I think it's nice to have
someone who relies on you.
910
00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,999
At least Taylor doesn't crap on the floor.
911
00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:11,328
No. Not anymore. (LAUGHS)
912
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:14,697
Mum, Artie's had a bad dream.
913
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:17,412
Can you come and sit with us?
914
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:18,948
Taylor...
915
00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,490
It's alright. I'd better go anyway.
916
00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:22,032
Thanks for dinner.
OK.
917
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,948
Mr. Gordon...
Yes, Taylor?
918
00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:27,197
I already had a Dad.
I don't want another one.
919
00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:30,164
Taylor...
920
00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:31,914
It's OK.
No, it's not.
921
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:33,448
It's alright.
922
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:34,990
Taylor...
923
00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,828
I'm so sorry. I...
924
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,242
Holly, it's fine. I'll, uh... see ya.
925
00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:41,782
OK.
926
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,494
(QUACKS)
927
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,081
Morning, sunshine.
928
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:58,036
Morning.
929
00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:01,498
Do you wanna grab
some breakfast somewhere?
930
00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:04,374
Ah, no can do. Busy morning,
deals to close, you know.
931
00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:06,248
Right.
932
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:09,250
So shall we, uh, just catch up later then?
933
00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:11,282
Why?
934
00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:16,284
Oh... this was just
a bit of fun... wasn't it?
935
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,655
Oh! (LAUGHS) Yeah. Of course!
936
00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:21,198
I mean, it was great fun.
937
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:22,740
(LAUGHS)
938
00:48:22,917 --> 00:48:26,114
So, have a shower,
grab what you want from the kitchen
939
00:48:26,292 --> 00:48:28,078
and let yourself out, eh?
940
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,741
Oh, you'll be pleased to know...
941
00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:33,078
Doug's actually moving on.
942
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:36,367
He's even talking about selling
his old house. Isn't life a hoot?
943
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:40,162
Welcome to
the wonderful world of singledom.
944
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,073
(DOOR CLOSES)
945
00:48:44,917 --> 00:48:46,373
Is that kerosene?
946
00:48:46,542 --> 00:48:48,248
Drastic measures are required.
947
00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:51,489
Tight-arse Ray won't buy
a new mower till this one's had it.
948
00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:54,909
Now, I've put sugar in the gas tank.
It's had no oil in it for months.
949
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,448
The beast won't die.
950
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:57,990
(WHISTLES)
(LAUGHS)
951
00:48:58,167 --> 00:48:59,657
You're in a good mood!
952
00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:01,414
Nobody likes a whistler, Doug.
953
00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,574
How can you say that?
954
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:06,241
Whistling is a pure expression
of personal happiness.
955
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,786
BOTH: Somebody's getting some!
956
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,995
BRENT: Whoo-hoo!
Bomp-chicka-wow-wow, Dougie!
957
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,909
Leave it out! No-one's getting anything.
958
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,119
So, when are you seeing her again?
959
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,578
It's funny you should ask that, actually.
960
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:24,242
(ALL LAUGH)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
961
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,331
Why?
962
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,331
Hey, mister. What's up?
963
00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:38,032
Sweetheart?
964
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,869
You're seeing him again, aren't you?
965
00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:41,407
It's the duck man, isn't it?
966
00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:44,780
His name's Doug,
and it's just a drink, OK?
967
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,290
Well, I don't like him
and I don't want you to go.
968
00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:49,744
Hey, Taylor. That's not fair.
969
00:49:49,917 --> 00:49:51,999
Is it fair that I don't have my dad?
970
00:49:53,042 --> 00:49:54,657
Taylor...
971
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,449
Taylor...
972
00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:02,907
Taylor. Come on, let me in.
973
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,746
Taylor... sweetheart...
974
00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:11,416
Taylor, this isn't easy
for me either, you know?
975
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,490
You know, when your dad left,
976
00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:25,707
the one thing that gave me comfort
above everything else...
977
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,365
...was you.
978
00:50:33,292 --> 00:50:36,364
You have always been
and you always will be
979
00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:38,828
the most important person in my life.
980
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,198
Doug's a good guy, yeah?
981
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:50,037
Why don't you give him a chance, eh?
982
00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:53,369
For me.
983
00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:57,407
I love you so much.
984
00:50:59,792 --> 00:51:01,248
(DISTANT KNOCK AT DOOR)
985
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:03,248
OK, Jenny's here, darling.
986
00:51:03,417 --> 00:51:06,739
I'm gonna go. I'll see you later, OK?
987
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:11,661
(KISSES)
988
00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:22,700
QUIZ MASTER ON P.A.: 5,200 runs,
with an average of 33.34,
989
00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:26,697
and took 383 wickets with an average...
990
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,615
Ian Botham. It's Ian Botham!
991
00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:30,532
(WHISPERS) Yeah. You sure?
Yeah, man.
992
00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,119
More than I know.
993
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:37,249
This has been a sanctuary, Flashy.
994
00:51:37,417 --> 00:51:39,578
A closed club, a boys' club...
995
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:41,581
Yeah, um... No.
996
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,661
Well, I thought we had
an unspoken rule.
997
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:51,949
I, um, asked Brenda along,
as I heard you were seeing each other.
998
00:51:52,125 --> 00:51:55,322
Brenda.
Hi.
999
00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:59,783
What type of transport
did Steve McQueen use
1000
00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:01,949
in the film 'The Great Escape'?
1001
00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:05,913
What type of transport
did Steve McQueen use
1002
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:08,119
in the film 'The Great Escape'?
1003
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:09,657
(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)
1004
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,915
QUIZ MASTER:
OK, listen up, everyone!
1005
00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:16,281
First question -what is the London Orbital motorway
better known as?
1006
00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:19,245
M25. It's M25.
Yes.
1007
00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:24,495
Complete the following TV series title.
1008
00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:26,407
'Police Camera...'
1009
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,995
Is it 'Action'?
Yes.
1010
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:32,489
In which month
is Hogmanay celebrated?
1011
00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:35,033
December.
No, I know. It's December.
1012
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:37,039
It's December. Yes.
1013
00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:44,533
Now... Ooh, it's another one
for the Professors.
1014
00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:48,200
What type of music would you
associate with Maria Callas?
1015
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,499
(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)
1016
00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:02,492
Whoa, ladies and gentlemen.
Pretty exciting here.
1017
00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:05,033
Men at Work and the Professors
neck and neck on 56
1018
00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:06,744
as we come into the last round.
1019
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:10,995
So for the last question of
the Science and Nature round,
1020
00:53:11,167 --> 00:53:13,158
and therefore
the last question of the night...
1021
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:16,871
What is the world's fastest bird?
1022
00:53:17,042 --> 00:53:21,456
What is
the world's fastest bird?
1023
00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,035
(MOUTHS SILENTLY)
1024
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,744
(WHISPERS) You write it down.
1025
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,745
And the winner is...
1026
00:53:36,667 --> 00:53:40,740
Men at Work win!
(ALL CHEER)
1027
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:43,989
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1028
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:55,155
I call this trick
the balanced pillars of justice. Ah!
1029
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,164
Alright. Yeah, now what?
1030
00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:59,119
That's a good question!
1031
00:53:59,292 --> 00:54:01,203
Now what?
Oh, bugger.
1032
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:04,162
Want to help me out?
(LAUGHS)
1033
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,869
Come on, please help me out.
1034
00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:09,157
Come on. Come on.
1035
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,870
HOLLY: See you later. We're gonna
go have a girlie chat over here.
1036
00:54:12,042 --> 00:54:13,077
Oh, OK.
1037
00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:17,615
She's great.
1038
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,703
Yeah, she's not bad.
1039
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:23,993
(BOTH LAUGH)
BRENT: Guys...
1040
00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:25,532
Come on, guys, help me out.
1041
00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,949
Look, it's spilling.
No.
1042
00:54:28,125 --> 00:54:29,490
I can't help you.
1043
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:33,239
('DON'T STOP ME NOW' BY QUEEN
PLAYS ON JUKEBOX)
1044
00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:34,281
Oh, no.
1045
00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,449
I can't!
(LAUGHS) Yeah, you can.
1046
00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:42,823
Come on. It's Queen!
Oh, really? I'm not a dancer.
1047
00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:46,412
SONG: � I'm floating around...
1048
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:48,494
Trust me.
1049
00:54:48,667 --> 00:54:50,203
� So don't stop me... �
1050
00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:52,741
Feeling it.
� ...now... �
1051
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,704
Guys... Guys. Oh come on, seriously.
1052
00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:58,912
� 'Cause I'm having a good time,
having a good time
1053
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:01,495
� I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky
1054
00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:06,331
� Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
1055
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:10,243
� I'm a racing car passing by
like Lady Godiva... �
1056
00:55:10,417 --> 00:55:11,281
Come on!
1057
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,164
� I'm gonna go, go, go
1058
00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:15,995
� There's no stopping me
1059
00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,954
� I'm buming through the sky, yeah
1060
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:23,289
� 200 degrees, that's why
they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
1061
00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:26,040
� I'm travelling at the speed of light
1062
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:29,575
� I wanna make
a supersonic man out of you
1063
00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:32,036
� Don't stop me now
1064
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:33,869
� I'm having such a good time
1065
00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,998
� I'm having a ball
1066
00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:38,328
� Don't stop me now
1067
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:41,992
� If you wanna have a good time
just give me a call
1068
00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:45,159
� Don't stop me now
� 'Cause I'm having a good time
1069
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:48,245
� Don't stop me now
� Yes, I'm having a good time
1070
00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:52,706
� I don't wanna stop at all
1071
00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:55,457
� I'm a rocket ship
on my way to Mars
1072
00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,035
� On a collision course...
1073
00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:59,244
So, why are we here again?
1074
00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:02,533
Oh, it's an old haunt of mine...
1075
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:05,120
� Like an atom bomb about to
1076
00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:09,240
� Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
1077
00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:12,534
� I'm buming through the sky, yeah
1078
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:13,823
� 200 degrees... �
1079
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:14,864
This place is dead.
1080
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,158
� ...Mr. Fahrenheit
1081
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,665
� I'm travelling at the speed of light
1082
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:22,290
� I wanna make
a supersonic woman of you... �
1083
00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,915
(DOUG WHISPERS) Oi, Pierre.
(QUACKS SOFTLY)
1084
00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,825
Shhh. Wait here, alright.
The kid's asleep.
1085
00:56:30,292 --> 00:56:31,657
(THUD!)
1086
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,040
(DOUG LAUGHS)
HOLLY: Shhh.
1087
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:37,200
What was that? It wasn't me.
I know.
1088
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:42,366
Oh, you've got two doors.
Yes.
1089
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:48,572
(SIGHS)
1090
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,708
(WHISPERS) Doug. Doug.
1091
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:53,240
What?
1092
00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:54,782
Asteroid.
1093
00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:56,994
(LAUGHS) He's got the asteroid.
1094
00:56:58,625 --> 00:56:59,660
Yes!
1095
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,948
(DOUG CHUCKLES)
1096
00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:23,116
HOLLY: Shhhh.
1097
00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:25,783
(MOUTHS)
1098
00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:30,828
There's a lot of space stuff in there.
1099
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,365
Oh, yeah!
1100
00:57:32,542 --> 00:57:34,703
And cricket. He likes cricket.
1101
00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,411
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
1102
00:57:38,167 --> 00:57:40,533
It was good tonight.
Yeah, Great.
1103
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,744
You kicked arse in that quiz.
1104
00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:44,828
I did, didn't I? Yeah.
1105
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,412
Thanks for seeing me home.
1106
00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:49,119
It's OK.
1107
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,865
Goodnight, Mr. Gordon.
1108
00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:12,623
Oh. Of course.
1109
00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,328
I don't live here.
1110
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,990
No, I live here.
1111
00:58:16,167 --> 00:58:18,328
I'd love to stay, but I've gotta go.
(LAUGHS) Shhh.
1112
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,081
Because I've... I've got another house.
1113
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:23,241
Shhh!
1114
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,373
That way.
1115
00:58:25,542 --> 00:58:28,158
See ya. 'Bye.
1116
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:29,698
(DOOR CLOSES)
1117
00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:31,115
(QUACKS)
1118
00:58:31,292 --> 00:58:32,828
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1119
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,707
I've got your bag! (LAUGHS)
1120
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:40,865
My bag's here.
1121
00:58:41,042 --> 00:58:42,122
OK.
1122
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,740
Here we go, Pierre.
1123
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,036
Sorry about that, buddy. Just...
1124
00:58:58,792 --> 00:59:00,498
(SIGHS)
1125
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,623
(HUMS HAPPILY)
1126
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,039
Oh?
1127
00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:18,740
Shit.
1128
00:59:18,917 --> 00:59:20,453
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
1129
00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:26,197
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Yeah, yeah. Hold... hold your horses.
1130
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,661
Hey.
1131
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:43,246
(SNIFFLES AND CHUCKLES SADLY)
1132
00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:47,744
That view's overrated anyway.
(LAUGHS)
1133
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:51,828
Yeah.
1134
00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:56,332
So here's the guest quarters.
1135
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,036
(LAUGHS)
1136
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,865
Wow.
1137
01:00:01,042 --> 01:00:03,249
It's my old room.
So don't touch anything.
1138
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:04,782
(SIGHS) It's perfect.
1139
01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:06,494
Don't touch the aircraft.
1140
01:00:07,667 --> 01:00:10,739
So, now there's someone
you should meet.
1141
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:19,540
OK, this I wouldn't have expected.
1142
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,536
You know, you didn't
think about getting a cat?
1143
01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,073
A dog?
1144
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,866
No, too mainstream. (LAUGHS)
1145
01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,493
His name's Pierre.
1146
01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:34,328
Hello, Pierre.
1147
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,331
Pierre, this is Craig.
(QUACKS)
1148
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,536
He's gonna be
staying with us for a while.
1149
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,949
(WHISPERS) Not too long, hopefully.
(LAUGHS)
1150
01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:42,490
(QUACKS)
1151
01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:46,203
Here you go.
Thank you.
1152
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,365
So...
1153
01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:54,203
So what?
1154
01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,912
I knew it! You fancy him!
1155
01:00:57,083 --> 01:01:00,530
Well, no, actually.
'Fancy' is a strong word...
1156
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,993
But, yeah, he's nice.
1157
01:01:03,167 --> 01:01:04,532
One small problem, though.
1158
01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:06,619
Oh, let me guess...
1159
01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:08,248
Taylor doesn't like him?
1160
01:01:08,417 --> 01:01:09,623
Hmm.
1161
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:13,205
It's a big surprise. He doesn't like
any guy who shows an interest in you.
1162
01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:18,244
I mean, seriously, Holly, it's time
you put yourself first, you know?
1163
01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:22,114
If Doug turns out to be a solid guy,
then Taylor will work it out.
1164
01:01:24,167 --> 01:01:25,282
Yeah.
1165
01:01:31,875 --> 01:01:33,581
Douglas!
1166
01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,411
Susan!
1167
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:36,948
How are you?
1168
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:38,956
Yeah, good.
1169
01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:40,490
Getting there.
1170
01:01:40,667 --> 01:01:43,534
You look great.
Is that a new shirt?
1171
01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:45,699
Not really.
1172
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:47,240
Oh...
1173
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,157
Well, there's definitely
something different about you.
1174
01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:52,120
Well, I'm living with a duck now.
1175
01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,998
(LAUGHS)
1176
01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:57,534
Oh, I do miss
that quirky sense of humor.
1177
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:03,076
In fact, I've been quite surprised
how much I've missed you, Doug.
1178
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:06,413
I'd love a chance to talk about this.
1179
01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:10,872
Maybe over a drink or a bite to eat
or something...
1180
01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:17,326
Unless, of course,
you're seeing someone else.
1181
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,616
Actually...
1182
01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:21,874
I-I am...
1183
01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:24,328
I am kind of seeing... seeing someone.
1184
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:26,206
Oh...
1185
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,491
Oh, doesn't mean
we can't still be friends.
1186
01:02:28,667 --> 01:02:30,032
Friends? (LAUGHS)
Yeah.
1187
01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:33,041
Of course. I mean,
that would be... nice.
1188
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:35,415
I better be going.
1189
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:37,323
Give me a call sometime.
1190
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,206
Yeah, sure.
1191
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,661
Oh. Thank you.
1192
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,949
Take care!
1193
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,786
See ya.
1194
01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:47,118
Ugh.
1195
01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:48,702
"Take care."
1196
01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,411
What a dick.
1197
01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:53,790
Come on, Doug. How long
have we gotta wait for this kid?
1198
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,698
I wanna get a good park.
Here he is,
1199
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:58,161
You love cricket, remember?
1200
01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:00,164
Hi, Taylor.
Say hi.
1201
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:02,949
Hi.
DOUG: Hope you're hungry.
1202
01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:04,581
We've got heaps of snacks.
1203
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,115
Hello.
Hello.
1204
01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:09,079
You must be the gorgeous Holly
Flash won't shut up about.
1205
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,615
Oh.
(LAUGHS)
1206
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:13,704
Holly, this is my friend, Craig,
He's staying with me for a while.
1207
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:15,285
Hi, Craig.
Hello.
1208
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,823
So, look, don't worry at all, OK?
1209
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,740
We're gonna get him
straight home after the game.
1210
01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:21,954
We're all very responsible. And...
(ALL LAUGH)
1211
01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:24,491
BRENT: Oh, nice one, Doug.
1212
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:26,453
(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)
1213
01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:28,206
Relax, Doug. I trust you.
1214
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,697
It's very lovely of you
to arrange all this. So thanks.
1215
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,536
Alright, come on, let's go.
1216
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,450
Perhaps I should come with you, eh?
Oh... no girls.
1217
01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:37,990
Oh.
Yeah, Mum, no girls.
1218
01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:40,374
(ALL LAUGH)
1219
01:03:40,542 --> 01:03:42,749
Fair enough. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1220
01:03:42,917 --> 01:03:44,282
You're bringing the duck?
1221
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:45,948
Are you kidding?
Of course he's bringing Pierre.
1222
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:47,615
BRENT: Come on, let's go.
1223
01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:49,703
Alright.
OK.
1224
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,490
See you soon.
Yeah.
1225
01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,749
You boys take good care of him.
Let's party!
1226
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,623
Whoo-hoo!
1227
01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:58,499
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1228
01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:01,283
(CAR HORN BEEPS MUSICAL TUNE)
1229
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:15,783
MAN: Come on! What do you call that?!
1230
01:04:21,417 --> 01:04:23,999
See? Up that way.
1231
01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:25,532
(BURBLES)
1232
01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:28,324
So... Holly?
1233
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,616
The bird expert?
1234
01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:32,532
The extremely cute bird expert.
1235
01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:35,324
She's just helping him with Pierre.
1236
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:36,865
Yes.
Is that all?
1237
01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,907
That all she's helping you with?
1238
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,994
Yes, that's all.
1239
01:04:41,167 --> 01:04:45,115
Camera 3, just give me
a sweep of the crowd. Good.
1240
01:04:45,292 --> 01:04:47,123
Uh, Brian, stop.
1241
01:04:47,292 --> 01:04:48,657
Go back.
1242
01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,494
There.
1243
01:04:51,792 --> 01:04:53,498
(LAUGHS)
1244
01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:56,749
Tell me you can see that.
1245
01:04:56,917 --> 01:04:59,249
So, you like cricket, then, kid?
1246
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:00,281
It's OK.
1247
01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:01,994
Just OK?
1248
01:05:02,167 --> 01:05:04,624
So, um... well, what do you like?
1249
01:05:04,792 --> 01:05:05,656
Space.
1250
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:07,869
Space? Cool.
1251
01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:09,498
Do you know about NT7?
1252
01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:11,623
NT7? Um...
1253
01:05:11,792 --> 01:05:13,498
That's a lubricant, eh?
1254
01:05:13,667 --> 01:05:15,032
Like WD-40.
1255
01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:17,665
No, it's an asteroid.
Oh, OK.
1256
01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:22,577
NT7 circles the sun every 837 days,
and travels in a tilted orbit
1257
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,537
from the distance of Mars
to just within the Earth's orbit.
1258
01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:31,328
On the 1st of February, 2019, it will hit Earth,
causing a global climatic disaster
1259
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:35,664
that will threaten the future
of civilization as we know it.
1260
01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,198
Wow.
1261
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:38,831
OK, that's, um...
1262
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,992
...pretty heavy sh... stuff there, fella.
1263
01:05:42,167 --> 01:05:43,703
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1264
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:45,907
CRICKETER: Howzat!
1265
01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:48,119
(CROWD OOHS)
1266
01:05:50,458 --> 01:05:52,619
(CROWD OOHS)
1267
01:05:59,792 --> 01:06:01,999
(CROWD ROARS)
1268
01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:06,449
Boys! Heh-heh. Good game, eh?
1269
01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:07,990
(SIGHS)
1270
01:06:08,167 --> 01:06:09,703
Yeah.
1271
01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:12,866
Oh, man, that kid Taylor's pretty full-on.
1272
01:06:13,042 --> 01:06:14,498
Whoo.
1273
01:06:14,667 --> 01:06:17,033
He's got some issues there, I reckon.
1274
01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,783
(ZIPS FLY)
(ZIPS FLY)
1275
01:06:20,958 --> 01:06:23,244
Although he's wrong about NT7.
1276
01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:25,499
It's gonna miss us by a country mile.
(CHUCKLES)
1277
01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:27,032
What do you mean?
1278
01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,824
Oh, I read a while back
on 'Sky and Telescope',
1279
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,116
apparently, its course has
changed somewhat.
1280
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:36,205
Still, don't wanna spoil
a kid's fantasy, eh?
1281
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,785
(CROWD CHEERS)
1282
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,494
(CROWD BOOS)
1283
01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:45,906
(CROWD CHEERS)
1284
01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:48,620
COMMENTATOR: Great delivery,
and what a HUGE breakthrough.
1285
01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:50,947
Brian, cue.
1286
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:53,081
COMMENTATOR 2: Yes, he never
looked settled at the crease
1287
01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:55,036
and now he's thrown his wicket away
without scoring.
1288
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,915
(CROWD CHEERS)
1289
01:06:58,083 --> 01:06:59,448
Oh, what the hell's that?
1290
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,331
I believe it's called a 'duck', Allan.
1291
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:04,458
Oh, who'd bring a duck
to a cricket match? Can't be a real duck.
1292
01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:05,990
(LAUGHS)
1293
01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:09,364
Actually, I think It's what
they call a 'shelduck', Allan.
1294
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:12,079
Oh, it's a shelduck, Is it?
Yeah, it Is.
1295
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,115
But they're more commonly known
as 'parries' over here.
1296
01:07:14,292 --> 01:07:17,250
(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)
1297
01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:19,157
(PIERRE HONKS)
1298
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:25,871
He had a really good time.
That's OK.
1299
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,452
He's a good kid.
1300
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:30,037
He is. He is. He's good.
1301
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:32,324
That's good.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
1302
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,115
All good.
1303
01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:36,704
Thanks. 'Bye.
1304
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:41,994
Mum, what are you doing?
1305
01:07:42,167 --> 01:07:43,532
Uh... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1306
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:46,620
Just... you know, just saying
goodnight to... to Doug.
1307
01:07:46,792 --> 01:07:48,157
So, goodnight.
1308
01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:51,325
And I was just saying...
goodnight and...
1309
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,036
Goodnight, Taylor.
1310
01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:56,914
Oh, I almost forgot.
1311
01:07:57,083 --> 01:07:59,950
What are you guys doing tomorrow?
Nothing planned.
1312
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,661
Great. I wanna show Taylor something.
1313
01:08:01,833 --> 01:08:04,370
OK. Sounds very mysterious.
1314
01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:07,329
It's a little bit... not too mysterious.
OK.
1315
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,616
So, can I pick you up at 10:00?
1316
01:08:09,792 --> 01:08:11,953
Lovely.
Alright? Cool.
1317
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,410
Doug?
1318
01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:17,241
TAYLOR: Mum, haven't you said
goodbye enough?!
1319
01:08:17,417 --> 01:08:18,281
'Bye.
1320
01:08:18,458 --> 01:08:20,414
Yep, I'm coming. Should be in bed.
1321
01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,700
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
1322
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,240
Hi, you're with Doug.
1323
01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:28,624
Doug. It's Susan.
1324
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,365
Oh...
1325
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:34,329
Uh... this is kind of hard for me.
1326
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:37,742
But, um... but after seeing you today,
1327
01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:39,873
I haven't been able
to stop thinking about you.
1328
01:08:40,042 --> 01:08:41,907
Uh-huh.
1329
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:45,120
I was confused when I left you, Doug.
1330
01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:50,207
But, um... but now that I've had time
to clear my head, things are different.
1331
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,956
And, um...
1332
01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:53,831
Well, I know that you've started
seeing someone else,
1333
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,948
but we had two years together, Doug,
and that means something.
1334
01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:01,947
I don't think that I could forgive myself
if we just threw it all away
1335
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,867
without, well, at least talking about it.
1336
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,536
Doug?
Yeah.
1337
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:10,164
Suppose it can't hurt.
1338
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:13,120
Great. Are you free Monday night?
1339
01:09:13,292 --> 01:09:14,782
Monday's good, yep.
1340
01:09:14,958 --> 01:09:17,324
OK. I'll see you then.
1341
01:09:21,292 --> 01:09:24,409
(GENTLE ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)
1342
01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:32,286
MAN: NT7, while initially thought
to be a high-level threat,
1343
01:09:32,458 --> 01:09:34,995
has long since been downgraded.
1344
01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:38,955
You see, the science
of observing the universe
1345
01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:43,243
is the art of looking
not just once or twice,
1346
01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:46,375
but many, many times.
1347
01:09:46,542 --> 01:09:50,660
By watching the orbit
and trajectory of NT7,
1348
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,655
the astronomers have observed
that it will miss Earth
1349
01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:59,497
by several tens of millions of kilometers.
1350
01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:03,950
(WHOOSHING)
1351
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,241
TAYLOR: So, we're not all gonna die?
1352
01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:08,782
HOLLY: I guess not.
1353
01:10:08,958 --> 01:10:11,700
Not from being hit by NT7
we're not, anyway.
1354
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:13,240
But I was sure...
1355
01:10:13,417 --> 01:10:15,999
Ah, that's the thing about
the universe, my young friend.
1356
01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:19,364
What is true today
is not necessarily true tomorrow.
1357
01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:21,703
The universe must change.
1358
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,456
That's its nature.
1359
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:24,910
Tag!
1360
01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:27,039
Tag! Tag!
1361
01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:30,206
Tag! I got you.
1362
01:10:32,042 --> 01:10:32,906
Tag!
1363
01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,948
Thank you.
1364
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:38,449
That meant so much to Taylor.
1365
01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:43,330
(LAUGHS) It's good
to see him looking so happy.
1366
01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,407
That's OK.
1367
01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:50,948
You're a good man, Doug Gordon.
1368
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,366
Um...
1369
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:57,624
Holly...
1370
01:10:57,792 --> 01:10:59,328
TAYLOR: Doug!
1371
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:02,365
Pierre's gone!
1372
01:11:02,542 --> 01:11:05,079
What?
When did you last see him, love?
1373
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,707
Only a few minutes ago.
He was right there.
1374
01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:10,161
I saw this dog.
1375
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:12,119
Alright.
It's OK.
1376
01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:15,948
Pierre!
1377
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,490
What if the dog ate him?
1378
01:11:17,667 --> 01:11:19,203
HOLLY: Of course
the dog didn't eat him.
1379
01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,286
Pierre!
1380
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:23,197
HOLLY: Pierre!
1381
01:11:23,375 --> 01:11:25,081
Have you seen a duck?
(DOG BARKS)
1382
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:26,786
TAYLOR: Pierre!
1383
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,824
HOLLY: Pierre!
Pierre!
1384
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,615
TAYLOR: Pierre!
1385
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,991
(DOUG'S VOICE ECHOES) Pierre!
1386
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:38,123
Pierre!
1387
01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:54,241
Any sign?
1388
01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:57,282
He's probably fine.
1389
01:11:57,458 --> 01:11:59,995
Maybe he just... took off, Doug.
1390
01:12:00,167 --> 01:12:01,828
Well, he can't fly, Brent.
1391
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,833
This is where he belongs, Doug.
1392
01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:10,741
I mean, you know, we may just
have to face the fact that he's gone.
1393
01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:12,908
No, I'm not.
1394
01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:15,369
I'm sorry.
Listen, Doug...
1395
01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:20,284
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
1396
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:25,994
Ugh.
1397
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,616
Mate, in you get.
Come on.
1398
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:45,201
Pierre!
1399
01:12:49,792 --> 01:12:52,283
I'm sorry if I upset you.
1400
01:12:55,583 --> 01:12:56,618
Pierre!
1401
01:12:56,792 --> 01:12:59,124
Doug, something probably scared him.
1402
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:01,374
Maybe that dog you saw.
1403
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,912
Doug, he's probably in hiding, you know.
Yeah.
1404
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:10,119
He may not come out
for hours, days even.
1405
01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:12,203
Well, look, do you expect me
just to leave him?
1406
01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:13,990
No.
I can't.
1407
01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:17,705
No, I know. I know. Doug, I don't.
1408
01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:21,197
I know you're not the type
who just bails on his mates.
1409
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,457
We'll find Pierre, OK?
1410
01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:29,746
Look, we're all so fond of him.
I mean, especially me.
1411
01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:33,415
He brought us together, didn't he?
1412
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,619
(SIGHS)
1413
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,248
Eh?
1414
01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:41,036
I'm having dinner with Susan.
1415
01:13:43,167 --> 01:13:46,364
Oh.
I think she wants to get back together.
1416
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,789
Oh... Oh.
1417
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:52,199
Oh.
1418
01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,366
OK.
1419
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,865
OK.
1420
01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:01,749
I... I tried to tell you.
1421
01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:03,623
Yeah.
1422
01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:05,498
Well, you have now.
1423
01:14:05,667 --> 01:14:08,409
So your conscience is clear, isn't it?
1424
01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:13,499
(SIGHS)
1425
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,036
Shit!
1426
01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,499
How much longer
is he gonna be out there?
1427
01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:27,373
Can't just leave him here.
1428
01:14:28,875 --> 01:14:30,786
Here he comes.
1429
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:43,290
Well, there's no sign of him.
1430
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,490
Poor Doug.
1431
01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:52,623
(CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE STARTS)
1432
01:15:08,917 --> 01:15:10,999
Oh, come on, snap out of it!
1433
01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:12,577
You got what you wanted.
1434
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:15,457
Now you've got a chance
to make it up with Susan.
1435
01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:18,367
Don't let a stupid duck get you down.
1436
01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,123
(SIGHS)
1437
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:36,823
Of course.
1438
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:56,656
SONG: � There's no chance for us
1439
01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:03,248
� It's all decided for us
1440
01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:06,744
� This world has
1441
01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:12,162
� Only one sweet moment
1442
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:16,246
� Set aside for us
1443
01:16:19,458 --> 01:16:26,364
� Who wants to live forever?
1444
01:16:26,542 --> 01:16:33,493
� Who wants to live forever? �
1445
01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:35,703
(PIERRE HONKS)
1446
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:36,739
Pierre!
1447
01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:39,203
(GRUNTS)
Pierre!
1448
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:41,536
Pierre!
1449
01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:43,824
(GRUNTS)
It's you.
1450
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,367
� Who dares to love forever? �
1451
01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:50,705
It's you. You OK, little buddy?
1452
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,661
(HONKS)
1453
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:56,155
� Oh-ooh-oh!
1454
01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:59,905
� When love must die! �
1455
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:09,541
Is he gonna be OK?
Yes.
1456
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:12,700
I may have to reassess
my original diagnosis.
1457
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:15,787
This bird is very capable of flying again.
1458
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:17,698
Really?
Mm.
1459
01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:21,618
Far as I can tell, there's only one thing
standing in his way, and that's you.
1460
01:17:21,792 --> 01:17:23,453
Me?
He's bonded with you.
1461
01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:27,493
And you don't fly,
so he doesn't need to fly.
1462
01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,115
So, what are you saying?
1463
01:17:30,292 --> 01:17:33,705
In order for Pierre to fly, I have to fly?
1464
01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,581
Ready for take-off, First Officer?
1465
01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:37,456
So, Doug...
1466
01:17:37,625 --> 01:17:39,707
...you go up in the balloon...
1467
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:44,073
...Pierre sees you fly,
Pierre is inspired to fly.
1468
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,957
Yeah, I... I should've said this earlier.
1469
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,535
But...
Mm?
1470
01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:52,120
I don't fly.
Good.
1471
01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:56,991
I thought I was gonna be OK, but now
that I'm here, it's just... it's got worse.
1472
01:17:57,167 --> 01:18:00,989
We'll have to teach you both to fly, then.
I can't. I can't fly.
1473
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,410
You OK, buddy?
(GROANS)
1474
01:18:06,583 --> 01:18:07,993
I know.
1475
01:18:08,167 --> 01:18:11,125
You sure about this?
Needs to get back his desire to fly.
1476
01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:14,034
Trust me, I'm a vet.
(BURNER FIRES UP)
1477
01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:15,948
Oh. See, he's remembering.
1478
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:19,322
(CHUCKLES) He's remembering.
1479
01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:26,582
It's working!
1480
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:28,240
That's good, Pierre.
1481
01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,533
This isn't right, Doug.
1482
01:18:30,708 --> 01:18:32,118
OK, that's enough!
1483
01:18:32,292 --> 01:18:33,657
What?!
1484
01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:36,324
You can stop now!
We could go higher?
1485
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:38,161
No, bring him back!
1486
01:18:40,417 --> 01:18:42,499
(GROANS AND QUACKS)
1487
01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:46,203
Haven't seen him flap like that in ages.
1488
01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:50,163
I think it's cruel, actually-
you've given him a taste of something
1489
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:52,039
that he's never gonna be able to have.
1490
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,324
Honey, chillax.
No, I'm not gonna 'chillax'.
1491
01:18:55,417 --> 01:18:58,409
You've shown him something
and then you've just taken it away.
1492
01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:02,625
(POIGNANT MUSIC)
1493
01:19:02,792 --> 01:19:04,828
DR BUSTER: You can't give up, Doug.
1494
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,582
Not if you want him to fly.
1495
01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,866
(QUACKS)
1496
01:19:13,042 --> 01:19:15,658
No. I'm sorry.
1497
01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:19,207
Been through enough.
1498
01:19:44,667 --> 01:19:46,373
Hey.
1499
01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:48,407
Going out, mate?
1500
01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:50,414
Yeah. Having dinner with Susan.
1501
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:52,915
(CHOKES AND COUGHS)
1502
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:56,496
Look, Pierre's still a bit scratchy,
so I'm just gonna take him with me.
1503
01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:58,203
See ya, mate.
1504
01:20:00,042 --> 01:20:01,578
(DOOR CLOSES)
1505
01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:05,490
Mum?
1506
01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:07,032
Mm?
1507
01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:09,790
Is Doug still your friend?
1508
01:20:10,917 --> 01:20:12,453
Um...
1509
01:20:13,667 --> 01:20:15,658
I'm not sure.
1510
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:18,790
Is it because of me?
1511
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:22,245
No, of course not.
1512
01:20:23,667 --> 01:20:26,249
I'm always gonna be friends with Artie.
1513
01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:30,495
I know you will, sweetheart.
1514
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,995
I miss Dad.
1515
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,786
I know.
1516
01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:41,199
But I sort of like Doug too.
1517
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:42,990
Is that OK?
1518
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:44,873
Yeah.
1519
01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:48,369
Goodnight, darling.
1520
01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:51,533
Sleep well, yeah?
1521
01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:00,490
Goodnight, love.
1522
01:21:00,667 --> 01:21:02,203
Goodnight.
1523
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:11,824
(GRUNTS)
1524
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,286
(SIGHS)
1525
01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:17,245
Why does it feel like
I'm cheating on someone?
1526
01:21:17,417 --> 01:21:19,157
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
1527
01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,245
Holly's great, but I love Susan, right?
1528
01:21:24,125 --> 01:21:25,706
Pierre, I'm talking to you.
1529
01:21:25,875 --> 01:21:29,163
I need your opinion.
I'm gonna have dinner.
1530
01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:31,289
It's with Susan.
1531
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:34,870
Well, wish me luck.
(GRUNTS)
1532
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,328
Thank you.
1533
01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:48,325
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)
1534
01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:51,990
Hi.
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
1535
01:21:52,167 --> 01:21:55,125
Parking here's like...
Whoa, you look great.
1536
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:56,828
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1537
01:21:57,875 --> 01:21:59,411
So do you, Doug.
1538
01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:03,078
OK.
1539
01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:10,494
Well...
1540
01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:12,703
...here's to the new you.
1541
01:22:12,875 --> 01:22:14,866
Alright.
MAN ON TV: But I love you.
1542
01:22:15,042 --> 01:22:18,739
NEWSREADER ON TV: ...the finance
company was today jailed for fraud
1543
01:22:18,917 --> 01:22:20,327
after it was discovered...
1544
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:23,162
WOMAN ON TV:
How could you do this to me?! No...
1545
01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:25,324
(TURNS TV OFF)
1546
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:27,286
(SIGHS)
1547
01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:30,040
(DIALS PHONE NUMBER)
1548
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:32,369
(RINGING TONE)
1549
01:22:32,542 --> 01:22:35,659
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
1550
01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:39,905
DOUG ON PHONE: Hi, this is Doug
talking to you. Leave a message...
1551
01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:42,323
(TAPS FOOT REPEATEDLY)
1552
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,206
Oh, man!
1553
01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:47,162
I always knew you had it in you, Doug.
1554
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:50,450
Just needed a little nudge
in the right direction.
1555
01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:53,537
Yeah. Suppose so.
1556
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,825
Once the house is sold,
we can look for an apartment.
1557
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,082
Maybe on the waterfront.
The waterfront?
1558
01:22:59,250 --> 01:23:02,117
And once we've furnished
and decorated,
1559
01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:05,364
you could get rid of that awful ute,
maybe get a beemer.
1560
01:23:05,542 --> 01:23:08,158
(HALF-LAUGHS) I don't think
I'll be driving a beemer.
1561
01:23:08,333 --> 01:23:10,619
Oh, come on, Doug.
1562
01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:12,202
Sweetheart...
1563
01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:14,616
...you do want this change, don't you?
1564
01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:20,583
Well, yeah, but, I mean,
I have changed... a little bit.
1565
01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:24,197
Oh, I hope you don't mind,
but I ordered an entree for you.
1566
01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,740
Oh.
1567
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:27,327
Mmm.
1568
01:23:28,417 --> 01:23:29,953
WAITER: Enjoy your duck.
1569
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:34,032
Wow.
Oh.
1570
01:23:34,208 --> 01:23:35,789
This smells divine.
1571
01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:40,240
(VOICE ECHOES) Mmm.
1572
01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:42,032
It tastes even better.
1573
01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:44,199
(EERIE MUSIC)
1574
01:23:44,375 --> 01:23:47,867
(SIGHS) Susan, I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
1575
01:23:48,042 --> 01:23:49,998
What? Why?
1576
01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:51,748
We just want different things.
1577
01:23:51,917 --> 01:23:53,657
You want the best,
and you should have that.
1578
01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:55,744
But, you know, my life's fine,
I'm happy with it.
1579
01:23:55,917 --> 01:23:58,989
I just like my life the way it is.
CRAIG: I'm looking for Doug Gordon!
1580
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,330
And thanks to someone,
I think I know that now.
1581
01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,331
Doug! Stop, stop, stop, OK?
1582
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:06,866
You can't do this. It's all wrong.
1583
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,158
OK? I, um...
Craig, what are you doing here?
1584
01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:11,665
You're making a big, big mistake.
1585
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:14,666
It's fine, honestly.
No, no, no, I slept with her!
1586
01:24:14,833 --> 01:24:16,539
(GLASS BREAKS IN THE DISTANCE)
1587
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:18,289
(MAN COUGHS)
1588
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,411
OK! Whoo!
1589
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:24,948
Who heard that?
1590
01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:27,832
Did anyone not hear? Just carry on.
1591
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,490
Man, that's...
1592
01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:31,623
...certainly newsworthy.
1593
01:24:31,792 --> 01:24:35,705
But I've already made
my mind up, alright?
1594
01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:39,038
The person I wanna be with...
(PIERRE GRUNTS)
1595
01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:41,572
Pierre!
1596
01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:43,615
(GRUNTS)
SUSAN: Who the hell is Pierre?
1597
01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:45,157
I've gotta go.
1598
01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:47,540
Can you take care of the bill?
Yeah, yeah.
1599
01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:48,572
Douglas!
1600
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,286
DOUG!
1601
01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:57,244
Hey!
1602
01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,411
Hey!
1603
01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:05,661
(SIGHS)
1604
01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:16,249
Um... I'm a little bit short right now.
1605
01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:19,614
('BICYCLE RACE' BY QUEEN)
1606
01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:24,282
Pierre! Come back!
1607
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:30,914
Oh!
1608
01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:33,620
Oh, shit.
1609
01:25:33,792 --> 01:25:35,999
Pierre!
(GRUNTS)
1610
01:25:37,417 --> 01:25:40,124
I've got you, buddy.
(CAR HORN BEEPS)
1611
01:25:40,292 --> 01:25:42,533
Arggh!
1612
01:25:42,708 --> 01:25:44,994
(GLASS SMASHES)
1613
01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:47,158
(GRUNTS)
Pierre!
1614
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,994
I've got you!
1615
01:25:49,167 --> 01:25:50,782
SONG: � 'Cause all I wanna do is
1616
01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,073
� Bicycle
� Yeah!
1617
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:53,365
� Bicycle
� Yeah!
1618
01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:54,531
� Bicycle
1619
01:25:54,708 --> 01:25:56,494
� I want to ride my
1620
01:25:56,667 --> 01:25:59,158
� Bicycle, bicycle
� Come on!
1621
01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:00,322
� Bicycle
1622
01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:03,412
� I want to ride my bicycle
1623
01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:05,949
� I want to ride my bike
1624
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:08,707
� I want to ride my bicycle
1625
01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:12,493
� I want to ride It where I like. �
1626
01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:13,782
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1627
01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,456
TAYLOR: Who is it?
1628
01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:27,328
Doug.
1629
01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:29,365
Isn't Doug coming in?
1630
01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:32,705
No. Can you go back in...
in your room, please?
1631
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,706
Goodbye, Doug.
1632
01:26:40,875 --> 01:26:43,787
No, I need to talk to you.
We're past talking.
1633
01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:45,573
Please.
1634
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:48,366
Look, I made a mistake.
1635
01:26:48,542 --> 01:26:50,999
You certainly did.
1636
01:26:51,167 --> 01:26:53,658
No, you don't understand.
What?!
1637
01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:55,915
What don't I understand, huh?
1638
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:03,572
I can take the hits, yeah.
1639
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,947
But Taylor can't, OK?
1640
01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:10,868
Well, I just... I just wanna
make it right, please.
1641
01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:12,623
NO!
1642
01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,866
I thought you were decent.
1643
01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:23,116
But you're just... some bloke who's
too scared to fly with a duck that can't.
1644
01:27:23,292 --> 01:27:25,624
(CRIES)
1645
01:27:29,708 --> 01:27:32,825
(GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC)
1646
01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:40,370
(CRIES)
Mum?
1647
01:27:40,542 --> 01:27:43,329
Yeah, love?
Are you OK?
1648
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:45,206
SONG: � Step on my toes
1649
01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:47,411
� Riddle my road
1650
01:27:47,583 --> 01:27:50,541
� Now I can't find my own way back
1651
01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:53,120
� Leave me to lie
with you chasing my eyes
1652
01:27:53,292 --> 01:27:56,705
� So I fall for you one last time
1653
01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:00,242
� How do you know if a pocket of gold
1654
01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:03,614
� Will ever be enough to say I do?
1655
01:28:04,667 --> 01:28:08,785
� No, no, it's too late for lovers
1656
01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:10,323
� Save me
1657
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,411
� Why won't you save me?
1658
01:28:12,583 --> 01:28:15,746
� When I gave you my whole world
1659
01:28:15,917 --> 01:28:18,533
� To leave this holy roller track
1660
01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:21,666
� If I only knew the day that I lose
1661
01:28:21,833 --> 01:28:23,698
� Would be up to you
1662
01:28:25,292 --> 01:28:29,035
� Because you know you said forever
1663
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:33,326
� Still I am passing through... �
1664
01:28:34,583 --> 01:28:36,289
A bloody mess, eh, Pierre?
1665
01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:37,823
(PIERRE GROANS)
1666
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,867
Makes you wonder what it's all about.
1667
01:28:43,667 --> 01:28:45,749
It's like Freddie Mercury says.
1668
01:28:45,917 --> 01:28:49,910
To be without love is like
being locked in a prison cell.
1669
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:54,457
Guess that makes us cell mates.
1670
01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,198
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1671
01:29:03,375 --> 01:29:04,740
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Good morning, Auckland!
1672
01:29:04,917 --> 01:29:06,953
Looks like another beautiful day
In the big city today.
1673
01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:08,865
We call It an everyday day here,
don't we?
1674
01:29:09,042 --> 01:29:10,907
The forecast mainly fine.
Cloudy some areas.
1675
01:29:11,083 --> 01:29:13,119
A little bit of late rain expected.
Tonight Southern Motorway...
1676
01:29:13,292 --> 01:29:14,907
BRENT: Ugh!
1677
01:29:15,083 --> 01:29:17,324
Start or die - make a decision!
You want this?
1678
01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:18,865
KANGA: Hitting it with a hammer?
1679
01:29:19,042 --> 01:29:22,364
Fine, you come start it. Over this!
No.
1680
01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:24,874
Sick of being on lawnmower detail.
I showed you...
1681
01:29:25,042 --> 01:29:26,873
Come on, mate. Cheer up.
1682
01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:28,998
(CHUCKLES)
I know.
1683
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,741
Just feel sick about
how I treated Holly, man.
1684
01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:35,990
She's really hurt.
1685
01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,911
Shouldn't have mucked her around, eh?
1686
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,199
So Doug Gordon's not perfect.
1687
01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:43,990
Big deal.
1688
01:29:44,167 --> 01:29:45,031
Look...
1689
01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:46,573
...give her some time.
1690
01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:50,538
Try talking to her. You never know.
She might just come round, man.
1691
01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:53,620
Oh, she's made it quite clear
that ship has sailed.
1692
01:29:57,542 --> 01:30:01,615
I thought I told you dipsticks.
Never start it in gear!
1693
01:30:02,708 --> 01:30:05,040
Shit! Look out, Pierre!
1694
01:30:05,208 --> 01:30:06,869
(QUACKS)
1695
01:30:07,042 --> 01:30:09,249
Whoa, Pierre!
1696
01:30:09,417 --> 01:30:11,408
GURN: Go! Go, Pierre!
1697
01:30:12,667 --> 01:30:16,114
(QUACKS)
Fly, Pierre! Fly!
1698
01:30:18,042 --> 01:30:19,532
Fly! Fly!
1699
01:30:19,708 --> 01:30:21,869
(QUACKS)
1700
01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:26,871
(CRASH!)
1701
01:30:27,042 --> 01:30:29,033
Where is he? There!
1702
01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:31,540
(QUACKS)
KANGA: Look at him go!
1703
01:30:31,708 --> 01:30:34,040
(ALL CHEER)
Whoo! Whoo!
1704
01:30:35,833 --> 01:30:37,539
DOUG: That's high enough!
1705
01:30:39,542 --> 01:30:41,453
Hey!
1706
01:30:41,625 --> 01:30:43,161
Pierre!
1707
01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:54,990
Pierre.
1708
01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:58,284
(POIGNANT MUSIC)
1709
01:31:36,542 --> 01:31:37,907
(HALF-LAUGHS)
1710
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:41,200
(CHILDREN YELL)
1711
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:47,874
BRENDA: What about internet dating?
Would you do that?
1712
01:31:48,042 --> 01:31:50,158
Would you try something like that?
HOLLY: No.
1713
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:53,996
Well, there's that speed dating thing.
Sounds awful.
1714
01:31:54,167 --> 01:31:57,125
Actually, there's this guy,
and he's a friend of my cousin's.
1715
01:31:57,292 --> 01:31:58,782
And when they came...
Brenda?
1716
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:01,370
I can't talk about it here.
1717
01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:02,952
Sorry. OK?
1718
01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:04,740
Hey, kids, who wants a... Ooh.
1719
01:32:04,917 --> 01:32:08,114
Who wants a juice? Do you? Yeah?
CHILD: I do.
1720
01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:10,658
Do you? Very good. There you are.
1721
01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:13,449
Wow. Lots of tigers.
1722
01:32:13,625 --> 01:32:16,162
(GASPS)
Why is there a moon man at the zoo?
1723
01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:19,245
Oh, you've got
a very beautiful imagination, Artie.
1724
01:32:19,417 --> 01:32:21,624
No, Mum. Look!
1725
01:32:21,792 --> 01:32:25,660
('FLASH' BY QUEEN)
1726
01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,493
SONG: � Flash
1727
01:32:31,667 --> 01:32:33,532
� A-ah
1728
01:32:33,708 --> 01:32:35,699
� Savior of the universe
1729
01:32:41,250 --> 01:32:42,660
� Flash
1730
01:32:42,833 --> 01:32:44,789
� A-ah
1731
01:32:44,958 --> 01:32:47,165
� He'll save every one of us... �
1732
01:32:48,208 --> 01:32:50,745
MAN: Seemingly, there Is no reason
1733
01:32:50,917 --> 01:32:53,454
for these extraordinary
Intergalactical upsets.
1734
01:32:53,625 --> 01:32:54,990
WOMAN: What's happening, Flash?
1735
01:32:55,167 --> 01:32:59,615
Only Doctor Hans Zarkov, formerly
at NASA, has provided any explanation.
1736
01:32:59,792 --> 01:33:01,157
� Flash
1737
01:33:01,333 --> 01:33:02,413
� A-ah... �
1738
01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:04,244
(MUFFLED) I wanna
take you to the moon.
1739
01:33:04,417 --> 01:33:06,157
� He's a miracle...
1740
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:09,200
ARTIE: We can't hear you, moon man!
1741
01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:10,865
(MUFFLED) I wanna
take you to the moon.
1742
01:33:11,042 --> 01:33:14,114
He wants to go to Mumbai.
No, the moon.
1743
01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:17,698
Go home, Doug.
1744
01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:21,744
This isn't the place, OK?
1745
01:33:21,917 --> 01:33:24,124
(MUFFLED) I wanna
take you to the moon.
1746
01:33:24,292 --> 01:33:25,657
ARTIE: He wants to go soon!
1747
01:33:25,833 --> 01:33:28,119
(MUFFLED) The moon!
1748
01:33:28,292 --> 01:33:30,157
This June.
1749
01:33:30,333 --> 01:33:31,914
I don't wanna go to Mumbai.
1750
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:34,995
I don't wanna go
anywhere with you, OK?
1751
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,207
(SHOUTS)
I wanna take you to the moon!
1752
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:56,412
You can't take me to the moon, Doug.
1753
01:33:56,583 --> 01:33:59,290
Why not? He's got the suit.
1754
01:33:59,458 --> 01:34:01,699
Yeah, hear him out.
He's gone to all this effort.
1755
01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:03,786
WOMAN: You can't turn down
a trip to the moon.
1756
01:34:03,958 --> 01:34:08,782
Yes, she can. He dumped her and then
hooked up with his skanky ex-girlfriend.
1757
01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:14,207
OK, I'm a spineless jerk.
1758
01:34:15,625 --> 01:34:17,286
And you were right.
1759
01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:19,824
I'm just a man with a duck.
1760
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,082
But Pierre's gone. Alright?
1761
01:34:22,250 --> 01:34:24,161
He flew.
1762
01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:26,415
If he can fly...
1763
01:34:29,083 --> 01:34:31,449
I'm falling in love with you, Holly.
1764
01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,536
WOMEN: Aw...
1765
01:34:33,708 --> 01:34:35,915
WOMAN 2: It's so romantic.
1766
01:34:36,083 --> 01:34:38,540
Oh, give him another go.
1767
01:34:38,708 --> 01:34:40,915
My husband would never
get dressed up for me.
1768
01:34:41,083 --> 01:34:44,405
WOMAN 3: I'm lucky
if Bruce puts on trousers.
1769
01:34:58,208 --> 01:35:01,120
You think you can just turn up here...
1770
01:35:01,292 --> 01:35:04,204
...say you love me
and everything will be OK?
1771
01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:07,911
Holly, I...
1772
01:35:10,458 --> 01:35:12,619
That was for embarrassing me.
1773
01:35:17,917 --> 01:35:19,453
Oh...
1774
01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:36,949
And that's for embarrassing me.
1775
01:35:37,125 --> 01:35:39,207
Sorry.
1776
01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:54,537
I can't really take you to the moon.
It's OK.
1777
01:35:54,708 --> 01:35:56,664
(LAUGHS)
1778
01:35:56,833 --> 01:35:59,575
But I can get you close.
1779
01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:01,286
Look.
1780
01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:04,416
(ALL CHEER)
1781
01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:07,700
(UPBEAT ACOUSTIC MUSIC)
1782
01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:21,745
But you don't even like flying.
1783
01:36:21,917 --> 01:36:24,954
Well, depends on my copilot.
1784
01:36:25,125 --> 01:36:28,197
You're a bit of a dick, do you know that?
1785
01:36:28,375 --> 01:36:31,208
Yeah. Little bit.
(LAUGHS)
1786
01:36:32,250 --> 01:36:37,119
SONG: � Here we are, born to be kings
1787
01:36:37,292 --> 01:36:42,332
� We're the princes of the universe
1788
01:36:44,042 --> 01:36:46,704
� Here we belong
1789
01:36:46,875 --> 01:36:49,036
� Fighting to survive
1790
01:36:49,208 --> 01:36:54,328
� In a world with the darkest powers
1791
01:36:57,958 --> 01:36:59,494
� Hey! �
1792
01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:08,950
(DUCKS QUACK)
1793
01:37:16,250 --> 01:37:18,536
� And here we are
1794
01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:22,246
� We're the princes of the universe
1795
01:37:22,417 --> 01:37:25,124
� Here we belong
1796
01:37:25,292 --> 01:37:27,499
� Fighting for survival
1797
01:37:27,667 --> 01:37:32,411
� We've come to be the rulers of you all
1798
01:37:32,583 --> 01:37:39,864
� Oh-oh-oh!
1799
01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:45,286
� I am immortal
1800
01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:48,746
� I have inside me blood of kings
� Yeah, yeah!
1801
01:37:48,917 --> 01:37:51,124
� I have no rival
1802
01:37:51,292 --> 01:37:54,329
� No man can be my equal
1803
01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:59,324
� Take me to the future of you all
1804
01:38:00,667 --> 01:38:03,329
� Born to be kings
1805
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:06,367
� Princes of the universe
1806
01:38:06,542 --> 01:38:09,579
� Fighting and free
1807
01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:12,287
� Got your world in my hand
1808
01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:15,325
� I'm here for your love
and I'll make my stand
1809
01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:20,995
� We were born to be
princes of the universe
1810
01:38:21,167 --> 01:38:24,034
� No man could understand
1811
01:38:24,208 --> 01:38:27,325
� My power is in my own hands
1812
01:38:27,500 --> 01:38:29,912
� Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
1813
01:38:30,083 --> 01:38:31,744
� People talk about you
1814
01:38:31,917 --> 01:38:33,623
� People say you've had your day
1815
01:38:33,792 --> 01:38:36,158
� I'm a man that will go far
1816
01:38:36,333 --> 01:38:39,166
� Fly the moon and reach for the stars
1817
01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:41,949
� With my sword and head held high
1818
01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:43,581
� Got to pass the test
1819
01:38:43,750 --> 01:38:46,787
� First time
1820
01:38:46,958 --> 01:38:49,700
� Yeah
1821
01:38:49,875 --> 01:38:53,413
� I know that people talk about me
I hear it every day
1822
01:38:53,583 --> 01:38:58,577
� But I can prove them wrong
'cause I'm right first time
1823
01:39:00,417 --> 01:39:02,703
� Yeah, yeah!
1824
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:07,116
� Alright, let's go, let's go!
1825
01:39:07,292 --> 01:39:08,657
� Ha-ha! �
1826
01:39:08,833 --> 01:39:10,949
(GUITAR SOLO)
1827
01:39:11,125 --> 01:39:12,956
� Yeah
1828
01:39:13,125 --> 01:39:15,207
� Watch this man fly
1829
01:39:15,375 --> 01:39:16,740
� Whoo!
1830
01:39:17,917 --> 01:39:20,989
� Bring on the girls!
1831
01:39:21,167 --> 01:39:23,249
� C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
1832
01:39:23,417 --> 01:39:25,783
� Here we are
� Here we are
1833
01:39:25,958 --> 01:39:28,074
� Born to be kings
1834
01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:33,415
� We're the princes of the universe
1835
01:39:35,375 --> 01:39:37,787
� Here we belong
1836
01:39:37,958 --> 01:39:40,950
� Born to be kings
1837
01:39:41,125 --> 01:39:43,992
� Princes of the universe
1838
01:39:44,167 --> 01:39:46,909
� Fighting and free
1839
01:39:47,083 --> 01:39:49,574
� Got your world in my hand
1840
01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:53,072
� I'm here for your love
and I'll make my stand
1841
01:39:53,250 --> 01:39:58,574
� We were born to be
princes of the universe
1842
01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:01,913
� Universe, universe,
universe, universe. �
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