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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,030 (bird screeching) 2 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,170 (motors roaring) 3 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:45,200 (water splashing) 4 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:32,010 (water splashing) 5 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:35,150 (engine rattling) 6 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,140 (engines rumbling) 7 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:47,230 (engine rattling) 8 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:56,030 (guns clacking) 9 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:04,150 (bird screeching) 10 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,060 - Hey, guys, come on please, man. 11 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:09,180 All I wanna do is go back to my car, huh? 12 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:12,070 Look, I don't want any trouble. 13 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,170 - Jesus loves you, my friend. 14 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:25,220 - That's terrific news. 15 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:31,200 ♪ Onward Christian soldiers ♪ 16 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:38,230 ♪ Marching as to war ♪ 17 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,110 ♪ With the cross of Jesus ♪ 18 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:51,120 ♪ Going on before ♪ (water splashing) 19 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:55,020 ♪ Christ, the royal banner ♪ 20 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:57,200 (men grunting) 21 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,180 ("Believe It or Not") 22 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:58,000 (bell ringing) 23 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,090 - So how's it going with the class? 24 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,170 - Listen to 'em. 25 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:02,000 You can hear 'em all the way down here. 26 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:03,120 Ray, I've had this class two weeks, 27 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:05,040 and I'm getting nowhere with them. 28 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:07,160 It sounds like cowboy night at the Palomino Club. 29 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:10,090 - Yeah, well, that's special education for you, Ralph. 30 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:12,060 I mean, these kids are in here 'cause they're trouble. 31 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:14,190 They're disrupting the entire high school, you know? 32 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,080 We get pencils and notebooks. 33 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:19,110 What we need is riot guns and helmets. 34 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,150 Hey, look, look, I'm sorry you got the duty. 35 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,100 I really am. 36 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:23,170 I sympathize. 37 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,110 But I had this class for eight months, 38 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,090 and my medical insurance about got canceled. 39 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,030 Just sit on 'em, keep the door closed, 40 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,050 wear a flack vest, and read them the Sunday funnies. 41 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,130 You'll make it. 42 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,200 - I just thought maybe I could get these kids 43 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,190 back into the mainstream of the school. 44 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,210 I mean, that is the general idea, isn't it? 45 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,190 Some of these kids are really smart, Ray, like Rhonda. 46 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,220 - You talkin' about love me Rhonda? 47 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,040 Come on, Ralph, get serious. 48 00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:47,220 You got a trash can in there. 49 00:04:47,230 --> 00:04:49,050 Now, you get soft on these kids, 50 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,130 and they're gonna plow you right under. 51 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,110 - I just think I oughta be able to do some good, 52 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,200 get them interested, even one. 53 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,000 Is that so damned impossible? 54 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:57,220 (chair scrapes) 55 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:04,210 - Looks like your chair, Ralph. 56 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,230 Hey, look, a good technique here is, 57 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,030 is just to get it and throw it right back in at 'em. 58 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,120 Or there's the Clyde Beatty technique. 59 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:13,230 Use it to keep 'em at bay. 60 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,080 - I'm gonna make a difference with these kids. 61 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,010 - Yeah, it sounds like yours truly eight months ago. 62 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,050 And then they filled my gas tank with sand, 63 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:21,020 they poured kerosene on my lawn, 64 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,110 and my spirit of rehabilitation 65 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,040 just kind of went right out the window. 66 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:26,140 And I went to defense tactics. 67 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:28,030 Here you go, sport. 68 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,010 Knock 'em dead. 69 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:32,210 - Thanks, Ray. 70 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:36,060 (students socializing) 71 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,070 Hey, hey, let's knock it off, huh? 72 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,120 Can we come to order, please? 73 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:59,040 (chair bangs) 74 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,120 (bulletin board crashes) 75 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:03,200 Good morning. 76 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:06,140 - [Students] Good morning, teacher. 77 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,120 - [Ralph] What do we got here, 78 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:08,230 an elimination or a main event? 79 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,070 - Oh, we was having a discussion about current events. 80 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,010 Sorta a recap on yesterday's class, Mr. H. 81 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:16,100 - Name's Ralph Hinkley, Tony, not Mr. H., okay? 82 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,180 - Who cares, huh? 83 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:19,040 I mean what cares about you. 84 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:21,020 You're just this month's checkered coat, Jim. 85 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:23,020 You don't make no difference to me. 86 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:25,230 Hey, how 'bout I show you my right hook after class? 87 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,200 How 'bout that, Mr. H.? 88 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:29,030 - Oh, yeah, Tony, yeah, yeah. - Show him, Tony. 89 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,030 - You know, maybe that's not a bad idea, Tony. 90 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,220 Suppose I call Coach Freeman and tell him you and I 91 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:34,120 are gonna do three three-minute rounds 92 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,030 in the gym tomorrow with gloves and headgear? 93 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,010 - Why not now, sucker? 94 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,040 We don't need no head gear. 95 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:40,000 - No, I got something else planned 96 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:42,130 for today, but we'll do it tomorrow. 97 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:45,040 - Oh, oh, oh, do I love this. 98 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:47,000 Do I love this. 99 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:48,220 How 'bout this, Rhonda, huh? 100 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:50,120 - You're a clown, Tony. 101 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:52,220 - Yeah, okay, okay, hey, we're getting out of here today. 102 00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:54,010 We're going on a field trip. 103 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,150 - (chuckles) A field trip? 104 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,180 (laughs) Man, we never go nowhere. 105 00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:00,050 Ain't nobody told you? 106 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:02,160 See, this class gets loose in public, 107 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:04,140 everybody's insurance premiums go up. 108 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:07,030 (all laughing) 109 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,030 - I arranged for a van. 110 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,130 We're gonna go out to the desert today. 111 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:11,230 - The desert? 112 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,020 - Yeah, I want you guys to see some stuff out there. 113 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:19,120 Call it a geological trip, all right? 114 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,120 Come on, get your stuff together. 115 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,070 Let's go. 116 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,020 Come on, move! 117 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:25,060 (students murmuring) 118 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,170 Let's go! 119 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:31,180 Do me a favor, Tony, why don't 120 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:34,040 you pick up that chair for me? 121 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:39,090 Hey, man, you want me? 122 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:42,140 You do what I say. 123 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:57,030 (chair bangs) 124 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:04,170 ♪ My mom just left again ♪ 125 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:10,060 ♪ My dad don't understand ♪ 126 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:15,130 ♪ I got no job, I'm broke ♪ 127 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:21,030 ♪ I feel like I'm a joke ♪ 128 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,060 ♪ I doubt that I'm the only one ♪ 129 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:27,040 ♪ I need a place where I can run ♪ 130 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:32,050 ♪ Why can't I just have some fun ♪ 131 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,110 ♪ It's just my life ♪ 132 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,030 ♪ I couldn't change it if I tried ♪ 133 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,030 ♪ But I don't I care ♪ 134 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,140 ♪ I might as well just run and hide ♪ 135 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:46,130 ♪ It's just my life ♪ 136 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:49,230 ♪ And it's all I've got to live ♪ 137 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,020 - Honey, you're a little over-trained. 138 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:54,060 I only ate half the pie, and I sent it back, 139 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:56,170 and a cup of coffee, please. 140 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:59,090 Thank you. 141 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:02,080 (students yelling) 142 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,210 - Hey, you guys, remember where we're from all right? 143 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:08,170 The table in the back. 144 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:13,150 The table in the back, the table in the back. 145 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,190 Come on, let's go. 146 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,080 Let's go, let's go. 147 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,080 - Hey, hey, you? 148 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:32,210 Yeah, that's right. 149 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:33,190 I'm talkin' to you. 150 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,130 You got a problem or somethin'? 151 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,050 You don't like the way I look? 152 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,110 - Hey, Tony, come on. 153 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,090 Come on, sit down. 154 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,000 - Get a load of this guy. 155 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:44,070 Looks like he stole Elliot Ness' wardrobe or somethin'? 156 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,220 I don't like the way you look. 157 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,050 How 'bout that? - Come on, Tony. 158 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,140 Let's give this guy the day off, all right? 159 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:50,110 - Hey, what am I, spit, huh? 160 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,040 This guy looks at me like I'm some kind of bug, 161 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,210 some kind of nothing bug, a cockroach-- 162 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:56,050 - If you're looking for trouble, 163 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:58,140 you've just come across the west coast distributor. 164 00:09:58,150 --> 00:10:00,150 - Oh, oh, oh, I love this. 165 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,120 We got a smart mouth on our hands. 166 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,070 (students cheering) 167 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,150 A fighter. 168 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,220 - I'll get this guy cooled out, all right? 169 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,210 - If you're gonna run around with the monkeys, 170 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:09,100 you gotta remember to bring the cages. 171 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,070 It saves trouble up front. 172 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,120 - Yeah, come on. 173 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:23,090 - But then like they say, clothes don't make the man. 174 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:27,050 I mean, if you wanna dress like Archie Bunker going 175 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:31,140 to church, I mean, whose business is that but yours, right? 176 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:34,180 I mean, I'm real loose on that point. 177 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:36,220 - Come on, Tony. 178 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,080 Let's go look at the menu. 179 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:42,130 - Yeah, right, I'm gonna go take a look at the menu. 180 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,100 - Take any more of these things off ya, 181 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,000 I'm gonna have to open a shop in Tijuana. 182 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:47,190 Now, go on. 183 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,140 Sit down. 184 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:53,060 (students socializing) 185 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,030 Listen, I'm sorry. 186 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,160 - That's nice. 187 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:03,030 That makes everything all right then. 188 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,050 - I said I'm sorry. 189 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,050 What do you want, a trip to Europe? 190 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,060 - Leave me alone, pal. 191 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:07,180 I got my own problems. 192 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,050 - Well, yeah, sure, you bet. 193 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,880 Listen. 194 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,120 We're a special ed class. 195 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:18,040 We're here on a field trip. 196 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,070 Now, sometimes these kids, they get a little raunchy. 197 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,010 That's all, and I apologize. 198 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:24,060 I'd like to buy your lunch or something. 199 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:29,200 (peaceful strings music) 200 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,070 (radio beeps) 201 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,230 - [Paco] Whoa, man, check that out! 202 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,120 (radio explodes) (students yelling) 203 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,070 - [Rhonda] Get it, Tony, get it, yeah! 204 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:01,090 (students cheering and clapping) 205 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,090 - [Paco] How come we're not on the road anymore? 206 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,060 - [John] Hey, what happened to the engine, Mr. Hinkley? 207 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:14,020 (engine rattling) 208 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,140 (students arguing) 209 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,060 - How long can you keep this stuff up? 210 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,130 (door slams) 211 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:27,190 (car bangs) (engine starts) 212 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,110 What the hell's going on out here? 213 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,210 - [John] Gee, let me out of here! 214 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,200 (students yelling) 215 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,230 (engine rattling) 216 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,130 - I think it's just some kind of power short or something. 217 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,160 (door slams) 218 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,080 - There's a gas station back there about a mile. 219 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,050 I'm gonna leave you guys here. 220 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,140 Rodriguez, you're in charge. 221 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,230 I want you to stick close to the van, 222 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,070 and don't tear up the upholstery. 223 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,090 - Oh, hey, come on, man. 224 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,190 I don't wanna be in charge of nothin'. 225 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,030 - You're in charge. 226 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,000 Anything gets broken up, it's your tail. 227 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:23,090 - Oh, Paco, you get to be the classroom monitor. 228 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,090 Lucky pucky. 229 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,040 (students laughing) 230 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,030 - Back in half an hour! 231 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,130 (engine roaring) 232 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:43,150 (tires squealing) 233 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,180 Hey, wait a minute! 234 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,020 What are you doing? 235 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,180 Hey! (car horn honking) 236 00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:56,140 (engine rumbling) 237 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:23,000 Boy, you take yourself way too seriously, pal. 238 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:24,150 - No, don't do that. 239 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,040 That's my best pistolo. 240 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,130 What's the matter with you? 241 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,150 - [Ralph] I wanna know what kind 242 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,110 of an institution did you escape from? 243 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,000 - This one. 244 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:35,020 - FBI. 245 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,180 You just tried to run me down! 246 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,160 - No, no, it just went. 247 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,170 I don't know what. 248 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,130 I couldn't control it. 249 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,170 Maybe the steering knuckle broke. 250 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:49,110 I don't know what happened. 251 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,000 (door slams) 252 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,050 (trunk slams) (suspenseful orchestral music) 253 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:14,130 (dramatic orchestral music) 254 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:18,230 (Bill groaning) 255 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,040 - Well? 256 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,130 - I can't see anything. 257 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,100 It looks okay to me. 258 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,130 Daffy Duck government equipment, nothing works. 259 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:41,180 - Something weird's going on out here. 260 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,130 (engine rattling) 261 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:55,010 - These creeps have never heard of preventive maintenance. 262 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,150 What is it? 263 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,170 (suspenseful funk music) 264 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:21,060 - Get it out of here. 265 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:24,210 (engine rattling) - I can't. 266 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,220 (car banging) 267 00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,180 (dramatic synth and orchestral music) 268 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,150 (jet engine whirring) 269 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,210 (engine roars) 270 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,220 - [Franklin] The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. 271 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:22,110 (Hitler speaking in German) 272 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,020 (audience cheering) 273 00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:27,180 (regal marching band music) 274 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,210 - [Man] You. 275 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:35,130 - [Woman] Will. 276 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,080 - [Man] At. 277 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,030 - [Woman] The. 278 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,040 - [Man] Car. 279 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,160 - [Woman] You. 280 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:42,190 - [Man] Will. 281 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,110 - [Man] Listen. 282 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,000 - [Man] You. 283 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,070 - [Man] Will. 284 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,210 - [Woman] Decide. 285 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:55,040 - [John] Bill? 286 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,050 Hello, Bill? 287 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,200 - John, is that you? 288 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,070 - [John] Bill, I'm in the spaceship. 289 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,150 Now, the people here what you and 290 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,090 Ralph Hinkley to work for them. 291 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,020 They want Mr. Hinkley to accept a gift 292 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:11,060 which contains these unearthly powers. 293 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,180 - Unearthly powers? 294 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,050 - [John] It's a suit that will 295 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,220 work on Mr. Hinkley, nobody else. 296 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,140 There are these instructions. 297 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:20,070 You're supposed to work with him, 298 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,000 to tell him what problems that need to be solved. 299 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,180 It is up to you whether to accept. 300 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,130 If you don't accept, then in two weeks, 301 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,210 the suit will disintegrate. 302 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:29,170 - A suit? 303 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,100 I don't need a suit. 304 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:32,120 I got plenty of suits. 305 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,210 - I'm coming down, okay? 306 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,220 (spaceship roars) 307 00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:39,160 (dramatic orchestral music) 308 00:19:56,170 --> 00:20:00,190 Hey, Bill, I'm gonna put it in the trunk, okay? 309 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,090 Okay? 310 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,030 - Yeah, in the trunk. 311 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,130 Whatever. 312 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:28,130 - Mr. Hinkley, it's up to you and Bill now. 313 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,080 You've gotta do this. 314 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,230 You've gotta take this on. 315 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,030 You can change things. 316 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,230 Save this planet from destruction. 317 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,040 - Who shot ya? 318 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,090 Who did that to you, John? 319 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,140 Are you all right? 320 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,010 - I'm dead. 321 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,230 Ain't that a laugh? 322 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,060 Been dead for six hours. 323 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:55,120 The ship picked me up out there afterwards. 324 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,040 I'm leaving with them. 325 00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,190 It's a new life for me. 326 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,050 Nice working with you, Bill. 327 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,180 (dramatic orchestral music) 328 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,170 (jet engine whirring) 329 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,230 (Bill coughs) 330 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,210 (Ralph coughs) 331 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:58,120 (locks click) 332 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:02,190 (Ralph coughs) 333 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:11,210 (spaceship hisses) 334 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,170 - He was dead. 335 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:20,220 - I noticed. 336 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,010 - I'll see ya, kid. 337 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,160 Enjoy the package. 338 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,190 - Wait a minute. 339 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,140 What are we supposed to do? 340 00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,200 - You're the teacher. 341 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,020 (engine starts) 342 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:08,230 - Well, Mr. Maxwell, we have to talk about this. 343 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,070 - You talk about it. 344 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,060 Let 'em put you in the bug bin, not me. 345 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,210 - Hey, wait a minute. 346 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,230 We gotta at least exchange phone numbers or something? 347 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 (tires squealing) 348 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:19,990 God! 349 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,160 You jerk! 350 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:25,120 (mellow acoustic guitar music) 351 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000 ♪ We found a dream house, backyard picket fence ♪ 352 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:44,040 ♪ Moving boxes, memories in hand ♪ 353 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,040 ♪ I thought of days gone by ♪ 354 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:53,000 ♪ And I took that homeward drive ♪ 355 00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:58,010 ♪ A voice inside me cried at what I saw ♪ 356 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,130 ♪ Well, it told me this is not ♪ 357 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,100 ♪ Your town ♪ 358 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,020 - Ow, ow, ow, ow. 359 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,030 - Stop dropping the matches in the carburetor. 360 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,160 It ain't never gonna get fixed. 361 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:16,040 ♪ Take a look and you will find ♪ 362 00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:18,030 ♪ You had some other place in mind ♪ 363 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,120 - Hey, look, Villicana, this ain't no ravioli dinner here. 364 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:22,000 This is an engine, right? 365 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:24,030 So why don't you go blow garlic in somebody else's face. 366 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,010 - How about I just dropkick you into next week? 367 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,040 - You and what army, chump? 368 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,050 - Hey, hold it! 369 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,120 Hold it! 370 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:30,190 - Hey, Mr. H. 371 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,160 Hey, did you see those weird lights out there? 372 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:34,120 - What are you doing with the carburetor? 373 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:35,070 - Hey, check it out. 374 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,070 We're fixing this pig. 375 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,160 - Tony, what'd you do that for? 376 00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:39,020 There wasn't anything wrong with it. 377 00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,100 - Hey, don't get all lathered up. 378 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,220 You ain't talking to no inexperienced guys here. 379 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,140 We both been in auto shop most of our high school careers. 380 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,180 - Come on, hurry up, get that thing out. 381 00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:48,030 I wanna get out of here. 382 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,040 - Hey, Mr. Hinkley, did you see them shooting lights? 383 00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:51,110 - Where'd you guys go? 384 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,200 Rodriguez, I told you to stick tight. 385 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:54,010 Come on, Tony, let's get going. 386 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,070 I wanna go. 387 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,180 - Hey, Mr. Hinkley, can I speak to you, please? 388 00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:59,040 It's important. 389 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:01,000 - And don't lose anything. 390 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,150 - Can I talk to you, please? 391 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,070 It's private. 392 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,160 - [Cyler] Why don't you put that with the other thing? 393 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,030 Hey, hey, how'd you do that? 394 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,030 Hey, they didn't work before. 395 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,190 - Well, they work now. 396 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,220 - Hey, Mr. H., I've been thinking about for lunch tomorrow, 397 00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:15,010 you better order up something nice and soft 398 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,170 because you're gonna be chewing with busted teeth. 399 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,100 - Whoa, yeah! 400 00:25:18,110 --> 00:25:19,090 - I'm a killer. 401 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,100 Check it out. 402 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,180 (car bangs) 403 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:23,080 - Give me a hand over here, killer. 404 00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:24,190 You got that Lincoln spring? 405 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,220 - Yeah, I got that Lincoln spring. 406 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:28,150 - Give it up. - Man, give some light. 407 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,210 - Do you like me, Mr. Hinkley? 408 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,160 - Of course, I like you. 409 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,120 - You think I'm cheap? 410 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,160 - Look, Rhonda. 411 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:47,010 - My mother thinks I'm cheap, but then 412 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,230 she's cheap, so how would she know. 413 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:56,140 - Look, Rhonda, I know you think that there's something 414 00:25:56,150 --> 00:26:00,050 going between us, but I'm just your teacher. 415 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:06,080 (contemplative synth music) 416 00:26:06,090 --> 00:26:08,130 - Well, you know what you are? 417 00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:12,050 You're spit, and I hope Tony hurts you real bad. 418 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,090 (dramatic orchestral music) 419 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,000 - Rhonda. 420 00:26:15,010 --> 00:26:17,060 - Just forget it because you don't care, and nobody cares. 421 00:26:17,070 --> 00:26:18,130 - [Ralph] Rhonda! 422 00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:22,220 Rhonda! 423 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,020 - [Director] We'll be ready in two minutes. 424 00:26:26,030 --> 00:26:28,080 Notify the Vice President. 425 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,090 - Oh, that'll be fine. 426 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:37,050 I want to talk to the Vice President. 427 00:26:38,090 --> 00:26:41,100 Ah, you're looking good, Adam. 428 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:42,180 - I read the speech, Nelson. 429 00:26:42,190 --> 00:26:44,180 It's kind of unrelenting. 430 00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,050 - Now, let's not get cold feet now. 431 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,060 This is your chance to correct 432 00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:50,030 that weak image people have of you. 433 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,020 - Well, it's just that the policies are set 434 00:26:52,030 --> 00:26:53,210 by the President, and I think I-- 435 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,210 - I had hoped that it wouldn't be necessary 436 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,090 to review your career, but if you recall, 437 00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,120 I got you the Vice Presidential nomination. 438 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:02,080 I bought it two years ago when you were 439 00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:04,090 a nothing governor from a nowhere state. 440 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,030 And now, I'm going to put you in the 441 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,220 highest office in this nation. 442 00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:11,180 - I guess it's just that I'm not a risk taker. 443 00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:15,080 (door knocking) 444 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:18,160 - [Director] Is the Vice President ready? 445 00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:21,060 - Is he, Adam? 446 00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:26,200 - I come to you with feelings of remorse, 447 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,130 and the distinct knowledge that I may be 448 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,200 on the brink of political suicide. 449 00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:32,220 I've decided to go against party platforms 450 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:35,210 and to use my position to point out growing concerns 451 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,010 I have on several international 452 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:41,070 and domestic issues facing our nation. 453 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,030 - Mr. Hinkley, I was getting kind of worried. 454 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,090 You know, you said six o'clock, and it's 11:30. 455 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,070 - I had some car trouble. 456 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,150 Thanks for staying, Susan. 457 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,100 Kevin, okay? 458 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,090 - Oh, he's terrific. 459 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,090 He's upstairs asleep. 460 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,210 Ms. Davidson called, said to tell you it's important. 461 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,080 I gotta go. 462 00:27:57,090 --> 00:28:01,060 - Okay, how much do I owe you, honey? 463 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,020 - Thanks for the tip. 464 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,960 See ya! 465 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,080 - We stand on a terrible precipice. 466 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:10,060 The world waits for us to make a move. 467 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:12,060 We cannot underestimate the importance 468 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:14,020 of our domestic problems. 469 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,080 If our business community fails, 470 00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,230 indeed, our entire nation fails. 471 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,090 (peaceful piano and strings music) 472 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,090 (box whirring) 473 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:53,040 (dramatic orchestral music) 474 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:58,080 - Oh, please. 475 00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:03,210 Would you look at this thing? 476 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,090 It's a bird. 477 00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:20,080 It's a plane. 478 00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:23,080 It's Ralph Hinkley. 479 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:30,000 (phone ringing) 480 00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:30,190 - Hello. 481 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,020 - [Ralph] Hi, it's me. 482 00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:34,080 - Hi, how's everything out on the desert? 483 00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:35,220 - What's up? 484 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:37,140 - Well, tomorrow is about the most important day 485 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:40,100 in this whole custody suit, so dress for the occasion. 486 00:29:40,110 --> 00:29:43,000 And remember, Alicia will be pawing the ground 487 00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:45,120 and breathing fire on our little band of crusaders. 488 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:46,180 - Oh, did you see her today? 489 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:48,200 - Mm-mm, I spoke to her attorney. 490 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,090 He told me she has a beautiful tan 491 00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:53,000 from her modeling assignment in Brazil. 492 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:55,230 Apparently, the bathing suit commercial was a total success. 493 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,130 She'll make lots of money, and she's 494 00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:59,030 all set to lavish it on Kevin. 495 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,220 - Well, that's an encouraging tidbit. 496 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,100 - [Pam] You sound down. 497 00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:03,160 - Yeah. 498 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:05,130 - Look, Ralph, it's not gonna be that tough. 499 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:07,220 As your attorney, I can say we have it nailed down. 500 00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:10,100 She's off all over the place on these modeling assignments. 501 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,120 She can't be yanking him in and out of schools. 502 00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:13,220 We'll do just fine. 503 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:16,130 Remember, 12 o'clock, County Courthouse, 504 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:18,110 Judge Nesson's chambers, second floor. 505 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,170 - Thanks, Pam. 506 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,050 - Are you okay, hun? 507 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:23,040 You sound wasted. 508 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:25,050 - I'll see you tomorrow. 509 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,220 - [Batman] Batman to Super Friends, priority one emergency. 510 00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:35,140 - There's nothing to worry about. 511 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:39,140 I should be able to neutralize it with my super breath. 512 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,090 - [Batman] Batman to Robin, I'm 513 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,130 not getting good enough readings. 514 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:48,120 - Oh. 515 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:49,140 - [Batman] I've got to fly the 516 00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:50,160 Batcopter into the eye of the tornado. 517 00:30:50,170 --> 00:30:54,150 (dramatic orchestral music) 518 00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:58,110 Oh boy. 519 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:03,150 Hi, sailor. 520 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,140 - Superman, men all over the world are being dematerialized 521 00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:09,150 by strange possessed women with glowing eyes. 522 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,040 We need your help. 523 00:31:11,050 --> 00:31:13,020 - I'll contact the rest of the Super Friends 524 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:16,050 and have them keep an eye out for those strange women. 525 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:18,010 - [Narrator] In seconds, the call goes out 526 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:19,150 (phone ringing) 527 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,190 alerting the other Super Friends to the impending emergency. 528 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,160 - [Ralph] Hey, Kev, would you get the phone? 529 00:31:33,030 --> 00:31:34,090 - [Batman] What we need, Robin, 530 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,170 is one more Super Friend that can fly. 531 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:39,070 Robin, prepare ion static rays. 532 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,050 (door knocking) 533 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:42,180 It should break up the tornado. 534 00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:43,130 - Yeah! 535 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,230 - It's Pam! 536 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,090 She says she wants to talk to you. 537 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,150 - [Ralph] Oh? 538 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,100 All right, Kev. 539 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:52,230 Why don't you go downstairs and put the eggs on, all right? 540 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,020 (handle clanking) 541 00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:55,120 - What's going on? 542 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,130 How come the door's locked? 543 00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:59,150 - [Ralph] Oh, locked? 544 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,010 - Can I come in? 545 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:04,230 - [Ralph] Oh, yeah, let me unlock the door, huh? 546 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,130 - Daddy, what is that? 547 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,230 - Kevin, come on now. 548 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,000 Don't ask silly questions. 549 00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:19,140 Let's go downstairs and talk to Pam. 550 00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:21,100 - You have a phone in here. 551 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:23,120 What was that, a cape? 552 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:24,190 - Kevin, come on. 553 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:26,180 Come on. 554 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:29,160 Now, don't argue with me. 555 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,140 Yeah, hello, how you doing? 556 00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:36,070 - Well, I was worried about you last night. 557 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,170 - Oh, yeah, well I'm doing much better now. 558 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,150 Thanks. 559 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,120 - Okay, well just be on time. 560 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:43,130 12 o'clock, and don't worry. 561 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,170 Everything'll be fine. 562 00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:45,180 Kiss Kevin for me. 563 00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,160 - Yeah, I will. 564 00:32:47,170 --> 00:32:49,230 Thanks for calling, bye. 565 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,140 - [Narrator] Are the most powerful sources 566 00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:54,080 of good ever assembled, Superman, 567 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,100 Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, 568 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:06,060 dedicated to truth, justice, and peace for all mankind. 569 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,190 - What's that in the bag, Dad? 570 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,140 - This? 571 00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:15,050 Oh, it's nothing. 572 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,170 Listen, Kev, did you happen to see 573 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:19,120 kind of a black book type of binder 574 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:21,070 with lights in the living room this morning? 575 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,200 - [Kevin] Is it from school? 576 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:23,180 - Tell you the truth, honey, 577 00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:25,130 I don't know where it's from. 578 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:27,230 - I didn't see one, Dad. 579 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,150 - Darn it. 580 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,060 I must've lost it in the desert. 581 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:35,130 - [Kevin] Is everything okay? 582 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:38,020 - Yeah, everything is A-okay. 583 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,210 You know what? 584 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,180 We're both gonna be late for school. 585 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:44,170 - You gonna see Mommy today? 586 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,160 Say hi from me, okay? 587 00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:48,800 (dramatic synth and strings music) 588 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,160 - Hey, listen, honey. 589 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:52,160 This thing with me and Mommy, you know 590 00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:56,060 that we both love ya, and we both want ya. 591 00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:58,200 And, I don't want you to have to choose 592 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,220 'cause that's not fair, but I just thought maybe 593 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:04,150 there's something you'd like to to say about it. 594 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,040 - I love you, and I love Mom. 595 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,140 - Come here. 596 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,200 And I love you too, Kevin. 597 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,140 Let's go, huh? 598 00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:21,150 (mellow funk music) 599 00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:34,080 (engine rumbling) 600 00:34:50,010 --> 00:34:51,140 (watch clicking) 601 00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:54,180 (Dave clears throat) 602 00:34:56,210 --> 00:34:58,040 It's still running, I hope. 603 00:34:58,050 --> 00:35:00,140 - Oh, a little early morning humor aimed at taking 604 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:02,120 the sting out of missing assembly, hm? 605 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:04,020 - Star Spangled Banner is a killer to sing. 606 00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:05,100 I'm trying to slip in a little late 607 00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:07,100 these days, save the strain on my voice. 608 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,090 - So, who's the clown in the upper school bathroom? 609 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,200 I think he's in there throwing up. 610 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:15,140 And he says he's a friend of yours. 611 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:17,190 - Look, Dave, why don't you give me some air, all right? 612 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,160 - Hinkley, get that drunk out of the upper school bathroom 613 00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:23,060 before the assembly is over, you got that? 614 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,180 - Okay, I'll see what I can do. 615 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,210 Well, well, well, Lawrence of Palmdale, 616 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:35,190 the old desert chicken. 617 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,160 How you doing, Bill? 618 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:44,110 - I got an ulcer that kicks up when I'm under stress. 619 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,200 - Rye whiskey, why don't you try some battery acid? 620 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:49,060 - Not the best therapy, no. 621 00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:53,030 I haven't been drunk in 10 years. 622 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,230 I couldn't handle last night. 623 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,210 I don't believe in that stuff, whatever it was. 624 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:02,220 Poor John walking around, dead. 625 00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:03,210 We did see it. 626 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:04,220 It was real. 627 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,040 - Yep. 628 00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:07,190 - There's something you gotta know about me. 629 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,110 I'm by the book, always have been, 630 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,110 always will be, by the book, and it really bends my frame 631 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,210 when things get over into the margins. 632 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,230 - Into the margins. 633 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,190 I'd say we're clear off the page here. 634 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,130 - And I don't think you're my kind of guy, 635 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:24,110 nothing personal just a fact of life. 636 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,180 All this is kind of an apology 637 00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:26,220 for running out on you last night. 638 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:29,130 That's not my style, either, definitely not, 639 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:32,200 so (coughs) I apologize. 640 00:36:32,210 --> 00:36:34,180 - It's high on my all-time list of favorites. 641 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:35,180 Listen, you gotta go. 642 00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:36,130 I gotta class. 643 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:37,080 - Whoa, wait a minute. 644 00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:38,130 Just wait a second. 645 00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:40,200 We got a little problem here, you and me. 646 00:36:40,210 --> 00:36:43,010 We got this suit or whatever 647 00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:48,210 that we're supposed to use? 648 00:36:50,050 --> 00:36:51,050 Is that the way you read it? 649 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:53,010 - I'm supposed to use. 650 00:36:54,070 --> 00:36:56,060 It's a small point, but I think a pertinent one. 651 00:36:56,070 --> 00:36:58,150 - Well, what I got here, what you don't got, 652 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,230 Mr. Hinkley, is a dead partner. 653 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,190 If you will recall, somebody shot him full of holes, 654 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,070 which is a definite no-no in my book. 655 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,070 That's the same one I mentioned 656 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,130 a moment ago, the one I go by. 657 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,030 All right, I think I got a way for us to go. 658 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,220 First of all, I run the show. 659 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,030 You got any problem with that? 660 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,010 - Yeah, a little one, maybe a big one. 661 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:16,120 - (chuckles) Tough. 662 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:17,190 You take your instructions from me. 663 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,130 We figure out a best-guess scenario 664 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,070 on what's going on, work from that. 665 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,130 At least, until I find whoever it was nailed John, okay? 666 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:29,150 Did you read the manual yet, the instructions? 667 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,140 - No. (bell ringing) 668 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:31,210 I gotta go. 669 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:32,230 - Try on the suit? - Well, sort of. 670 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 - What happened? 671 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:35,120 - Well, nothing really. 672 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,220 I haven't quite figured out how it's supposed to work yet. 673 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:40,060 - Well, you should've read the instructions first. 674 00:37:40,070 --> 00:37:41,060 It's bound to be weird. 675 00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:43,040 - Oh, I doubt that. 676 00:37:43,050 --> 00:37:45,060 I think if they're as powerful as we've already seen, 677 00:37:45,070 --> 00:37:46,220 they would make it fairly simple to use. 678 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:47,200 - What's your address? 679 00:37:47,210 --> 00:37:49,020 I'll go over and start reading. 680 00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:49,800 - It's not there. - Where is it? 681 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,040 - Lost. - Come again? 682 00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:52,060 - The suit's in the car. 683 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,180 I lost the instruction book. 684 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,170 - Come on, kid, don't play around. 685 00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,180 - It's gone. 686 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,200 Disappeared right after you did 687 00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,230 and before I got back to the van. 688 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,030 I mean, it's a long walk. 689 00:38:13,150 --> 00:38:14,220 It's almost a mile. 690 00:38:14,230 --> 00:38:18,030 - Yeah, I really got me a live one here. 691 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,180 Oh, boy. 692 00:38:19,190 --> 00:38:21,080 - Look, I gotta go. 693 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,200 Listen, you call me in a couple of days. 694 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:24,210 If I figure out how to make it work, we can meet then. 695 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:28,180 - We'll figure it out now, butterfingers. 696 00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,200 And the next time I tell you something, 697 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:31,030 the only thing I wanna hear out of you 698 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,020 is, "Yes, sir," or, "How soon?" 699 00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:35,000 That's all. 700 00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:35,190 That's it. 701 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,180 That's the basic drill. 702 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,230 - I'm the guy with the suit, Mr. Maxwell. 703 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,120 You give me any problems, I'm gonna 704 00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:44,210 turn you into 170 pounds of dog chow. 705 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,000 Now, you call me in a couple of days. 706 00:38:47,010 --> 00:38:48,080 That's the drill. 707 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,030 - Oh. 708 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,170 Try not to lose the suit. 709 00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:01,200 (students cheering) (punches thudding) 710 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,180 - That's it, now get it up. 711 00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:03,170 That's it, stick him. 712 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,160 Stick him, that's right. 713 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,010 (whistle blows) 714 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,000 (punch thuds) 715 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,180 - Hey, hey, hey, come on, ref! 716 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:17,160 (whistle blows) 717 00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:20,010 - Hey, Tony, come on, man! 718 00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,040 - Tony, come on! 719 00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:22,020 - Hey, late shot? 720 00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:23,100 I'll give you a late shot. 721 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,110 - All right, listen to me now. 722 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,020 Here's what we gotta do. 723 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,230 Now, I want you to dig and stick this guy and move. 724 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,140 Now, go to the body on him. 725 00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:31,220 Go to the body. 726 00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,120 Keep your right up and stick and dig and move 727 00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:35,230 and stick and stick and stick and move and dig and stick. 728 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,030 (whistle blows) Okay? 729 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,230 Okay, here we go, pal. 730 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,220 You got it. (students cheering) 731 00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:42,010 All right, we got this kid. 732 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:42,200 He's ours! 733 00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,040 The kid's ours! 734 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,160 Go get him, Ralphie boy! 735 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:47,210 (students cheering) 736 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:50,200 (punches thudding) 737 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,210 Stick, jab, jab, that's it! 738 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,160 That's it, that's it! 739 00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:04,030 Come on! 740 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,190 Hey, hey, ref, watch the trip! 741 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,040 That's it, that's it! 742 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,200 (whistle blows) 743 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,220 - Good fight. 744 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:36,160 One, one, and even, it's a draw. 745 00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:39,030 - A draw? - Come on! 746 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,030 (students jeering) 747 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,220 - Hey, Mr. Hinkley, you want some more, you just ask. 748 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:48,220 - No, Tony, you got too much for me. 749 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,040 - Yeah, spin a guy all the way! 750 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:56,010 (mellow pop music) 751 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,000 - Hey, Mr. H., Hinkley. 752 00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:12,100 Yeah, I'm sorry about that late shot, you know? 753 00:41:12,110 --> 00:41:16,120 I ain't used to fighting rules, so it was like a reflex. 754 00:41:16,130 --> 00:41:17,150 - I accept your apology. 755 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,150 - Hey, I wasn't apologizing. 756 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,170 I was, like, explaining. 757 00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:25,010 - Well, Tony, I accept your explanation. 758 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:28,060 - See, with me, it's like respect, you know? 759 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:31,080 I mean, you got a guy's respect, you got everything, right? 760 00:41:31,090 --> 00:41:34,100 - [Ralph] Yeah, yeah, that's true. 761 00:41:34,110 --> 00:41:36,170 - So, okay, you come down here, 762 00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:38,030 you put on the gloves with me, 763 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,120 you take one hell of a beating, 764 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:42,050 and I'm saying, "Hey, it takes a big dude," right? 765 00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:45,200 So, okay, I'm also saying maybe I was wrong. 766 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,080 But I'm also saying you mess with my squeeze, 767 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:51,050 I'm gonna have to pop you in the melon again. 768 00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:53,170 - Tony, I'm not interested in Rhonda, believe me. 769 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,110 I'm just trying to teach her, that's all. 770 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,040 Maybe she needs some of that respect you're talking about. 771 00:41:58,050 --> 00:41:59,130 You ever think about that? 772 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,130 - Hey, man, she's just a girl, you know what I mean? 773 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:04,100 - Yeah, well, listen, she's got feelings just like you, 774 00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:06,020 and all you guys, you treat her 775 00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:08,070 like she's some kind of a pushover. 776 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,200 - She likes you. 777 00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:12,070 - She likes me because I treat her with respect, that's all. 778 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,120 Why don't you try that? 779 00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:15,160 Listen, send her some flowers. 780 00:42:15,170 --> 00:42:16,150 I gotta go. 781 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,030 - Flowers? 782 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,030 Hey, I ain't no Cary Grant. 783 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,100 (locker slams) 784 00:42:23,110 --> 00:42:27,050 (contemplative funk music) 785 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,060 - Oh no, I'll never make court. 786 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,060 (tires squealing) 787 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,190 (upbeat funk music) 788 00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:05,050 (horn honking) 789 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:10,060 (tires squealing) 790 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:24,080 (coin clinks) 791 00:43:28,110 --> 00:43:30,210 (coin release clanks) 792 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:31,170 What? 793 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:41,070 The suit, no, (chuckles) mad idea. 794 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:47,010 Stay on the ground, boy. (coin clinks) 795 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:50,110 (coin clinks) 796 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,030 (groans) Boy, I hate this. 797 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,050 I really hate this. 798 00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:23,040 Jeez, in a toilet putting on long 799 00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:25,020 underwear, where's my life going? 800 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:26,090 I'm gonna miss court. 801 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:29,000 Jesus, if I get caught, I am dead. 802 00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:34,200 - Jerry, how many times does Daddy have to tell you? 803 00:44:34,210 --> 00:44:39,080 Tell me when you have to go, and not wait until it's too... 804 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,040 - Oh, hi. 805 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,060 - Oh, I'm sorry. 806 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,100 I didn't know the bathroom was in use. 807 00:44:43,110 --> 00:44:44,190 - Oh yeah, I'm a-- 808 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,180 - We can come back. 809 00:44:45,190 --> 00:44:46,130 - No, that's all right. 810 00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:48,030 I'm leaving. 811 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,080 I just needed to get this cape attached to my... 812 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:52,180 Look, I know this seems really nuts, but I'm not, 813 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,010 see, what I'm doing here is I'm 814 00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:55,100 late for a court appearance, and-- 815 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:56,070 - Look, it's okay. 816 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,090 It's okay, really. 817 00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:59,080 Look, we're all through anyways. 818 00:44:59,090 --> 00:45:00,030 - [Ralph] No, it's all right. 819 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,110 - No, don't touch us! 820 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,080 Look, I don't know what you want to do with us. 821 00:45:03,090 --> 00:45:04,120 We're leaving! 822 00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:13,200 (upbeat orchestral music) 823 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,050 My boy and I aren't safe! 824 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:18,060 You want to do something about this? 825 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,220 - Hey, I'm all through! 826 00:45:22,210 --> 00:45:24,050 It's all yours! 827 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,100 - And don't tell me he's a ballet dancer! 828 00:45:28,110 --> 00:45:30,030 He's in there with a cape on and some tights! 829 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,140 (upbeat funk music) 830 00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:35,100 (engine rumbling) 831 00:46:00,150 --> 00:46:03,200 ("Believe It or Not") 832 00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:18,080 ("Believe It or Not") 833 00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:19,220 - You're not doing it right. 834 00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:21,080 - Huh? 835 00:46:21,090 --> 00:46:23,090 - You're not doing it right. 836 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,180 You gotta run like three steps 837 00:46:25,190 --> 00:46:28,030 and jump with your hands out in front of you. 838 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,080 - Oh, see, I've never done this before. 839 00:46:31,090 --> 00:46:34,070 It's my first, what do you call it? 840 00:46:35,150 --> 00:46:36,120 Flight. 841 00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:39,120 - My Daddy's calling the police. 842 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,100 - Terrific. 843 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:42,230 Three steps, huh? 844 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,080 - [Kid] You jump hard, like off a diving board. 845 00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:50,110 You're not very good at this. 846 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,120 - Tell me about it, kid. 847 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:59,090 ("Believe It or Not") (Ralph screams) 848 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:02,230 (parrot squawks) 849 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,020 (Ralph screams) 850 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,120 (wall crashes) 851 00:47:06,130 --> 00:47:09,060 (wind whistling) 852 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:13,020 (Ralph screams) 853 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:14,140 (sign bangs) 854 00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:15,230 (Ralph crashes) 855 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,160 (dramatic orchestral music) 856 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,190 (camera whirs) 857 00:47:27,230 --> 00:47:30,110 (camera whirs) 858 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:37,150 (siren wails) 859 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,050 Damn. 860 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,120 - We got another trendsetter here. 861 00:47:57,130 --> 00:48:00,130 Where do we get these guys? 862 00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:02,020 How do we feel? 863 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:03,100 - Oh, I don't know. 864 00:48:03,110 --> 00:48:05,140 I just hit this wall here. 865 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:09,120 - It's the first of many is my guess. 866 00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:12,170 You got a wallet tucked in your little outfit here? 867 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,040 I'd like to get some ID. 868 00:48:14,050 --> 00:48:15,190 - I think I lost it. 869 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,150 Look. 870 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,040 I know I look kind of silly here. 871 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:28,120 I know you think I'm some kind 872 00:48:28,130 --> 00:48:30,090 of grade A mental case, but I'm not. 873 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:32,180 My name is Ralph Hinkley, and I'm a schoolteacher. 874 00:48:32,190 --> 00:48:34,130 - You teach modern dance or something? 875 00:48:34,140 --> 00:48:36,210 - I'm a special ed teacher. 876 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,150 Now, look. 877 00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,110 I didn't do anything. 878 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,040 What I did here isn't against the law. 879 00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:46,170 - How about we take a little ride, Mr. Hinkley, 880 00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:50,120 by County Hospital, maybe get a psychiatric profile? 881 00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:51,230 You know, just for the fun of it. 882 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,020 Now, how does that sound? 883 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,130 - Please, don't do this. 884 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,200 - Now, this can go down easy, or it 885 00:48:55,210 --> 00:48:57,100 can go down hard, Mr. Hinkley. 886 00:48:57,110 --> 00:48:59,210 Either way, it's okay with us. 887 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,170 (window knocking) 888 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:08,200 - My cape is... 889 00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:12,160 - Ah, right, sorry. 890 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,100 (gloomy synth music) 891 00:49:19,110 --> 00:49:22,010 (engine starts) 892 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,070 (siren wailing) 893 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,170 - [Attendant] Dr. Parker, Dr. Phil Parker, 894 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,010 emergency admitting. 895 00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:38,080 - This is a mistake. 896 00:49:38,090 --> 00:49:39,210 - Mm-hm. - I don't need to be here. 897 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,230 - Aha, just have a seat. 898 00:49:43,070 --> 00:49:45,160 Everything's gonna be just fine. 899 00:49:45,170 --> 00:49:48,080 - [Woman] Look, look, Howard. 900 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,190 - Well, if you ask me, the guy 901 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,110 needs a little air in his tires. 902 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,140 Apparently, the guy was out for a little afternoon stroll 903 00:49:59,150 --> 00:50:01,130 and punched his head into a brick wall. 904 00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:03,040 Just for laughs, I guess. 905 00:50:03,050 --> 00:50:04,140 Anyway, Dave and I would like somebody to show him 906 00:50:04,150 --> 00:50:06,100 the square blocks or round holes 907 00:50:06,110 --> 00:50:08,140 'cause I think the guy's running on pure ether. 908 00:50:08,150 --> 00:50:09,230 May have a concussion as well 909 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000 'cause he was out when we found him. 910 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:18,100 - Uh-huh, we have an admittance, security station room six. 911 00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:20,060 Orderly, please! 912 00:50:20,070 --> 00:50:22,230 Well, now how's that head Mr.-- 913 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,160 - Hinkley, Ralph Hinkley. 914 00:50:24,170 --> 00:50:26,180 Now, look, I know that you think that I'm nuts, 915 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,220 but the fact of the matter is I was 916 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:30,150 on my way to a friend's house. 917 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,180 This is a practical joke. 918 00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:36,020 I fell down, and these policemen, they picked me up, 919 00:50:36,030 --> 00:50:37,190 and they brought me in here, but I'm not crazy. 920 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,140 I'm not. 921 00:50:38,150 --> 00:50:39,170 Really, I'm not crazy. 922 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,190 - Well, why don't we just go on 923 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,040 back here and see about that head? 924 00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:44,080 - I'm not crazy! 925 00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:45,180 - That's a bad outfit, Jim. 926 00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:49,170 - Is there someone we should notify? 927 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,140 - Pam Davidson, she's an attorney. 928 00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:54,120 She's at Judge Nesson's office at the courthouse. 929 00:50:54,130 --> 00:50:57,090 I just missed an appointment with her. 930 00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:58,150 I've gotta talk to her. 931 00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,110 Listen, I'm not crazy. 932 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,100 Believe me, I'm not. 933 00:51:00,110 --> 00:51:02,000 - We'll call her, orderly. 934 00:51:02,010 --> 00:51:03,080 - [Ralph] This has been a terrible mistake. 935 00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:04,020 Hey! 936 00:51:06,110 --> 00:51:07,150 This was a practical joke. 937 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,140 See, I'm not crazy. 938 00:51:08,150 --> 00:51:10,070 See, this was a practical joke. 939 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,010 - Here we are, room six. 940 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:14,090 - Oh boy, oh, wait, oh boy. 941 00:51:16,050 --> 00:51:17,110 Hey, you know what? 942 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,170 - Relax. - But I feel much-- 943 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:20,110 - Just relax. 944 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,230 These straps have been stress-tested at 5,000 pounds. 945 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:23,180 Okay, that's it. 946 00:51:23,190 --> 00:51:24,190 Let's go. 947 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,190 (dramatic funk music) 948 00:51:42,150 --> 00:51:45,050 (guns clacking) 949 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,220 (portal fizzles) 950 00:51:59,210 --> 00:52:02,160 (door knocking) 951 00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,180 - [Brother Michael] Hi, I'm a friend of Jesus. 952 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:07,160 - Yeah, what's up? 953 00:52:07,170 --> 00:52:09,150 - [Brother Michael] Could I come in for a second? 954 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,170 I'd like to tell you about our good work. 955 00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:13,010 (door crashes) 956 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:15,200 (straps clack) 957 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,140 (portal fizzling) 958 00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:24,000 You're coming with us. 959 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:26,220 We've got the Lord's work to do. 960 00:52:47,190 --> 00:52:51,000 - What on God's earth are you wearing? 961 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,170 Alicia hired a private detective. 962 00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:59,080 He showed up at the courthouse just before I left. 963 00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:03,130 He had a picture of you lying under a wall in that suit. 964 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,230 He said the cops arrested you. 965 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,180 Then, I got a call from the nurse, and I came right over. 966 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:14,010 I assume there's some sort of rational explanation. 967 00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,210 - Yeah, there's an explanation. 968 00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:19,060 I'm not so sure it's all that rational. 969 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,090 - Are you all right? 970 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,180 You look ridiculous. 971 00:53:25,190 --> 00:53:27,060 - Well, thank you. 972 00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:29,020 Gee, I'm glad you like the outfit. 973 00:53:29,030 --> 00:53:31,220 It's quite a showstopper, isn't it? 974 00:53:31,230 --> 00:53:34,030 - You guys are Gabriel's Army, aren't you? 975 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,190 (portal fizzling) 976 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,190 You killed my partner, John Mackie. 977 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,230 - Agent Mackie found his salvation. 978 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,210 - Where are you taking me? 979 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:47,070 - To your salvation. 980 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,020 - Salvation? 981 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:49,030 - Salvation? 982 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,020 - Can't you see that? 983 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,040 - It's a wall. 984 00:53:56,170 --> 00:53:58,130 I see a wall. 985 00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,020 What do you see? 986 00:54:01,090 --> 00:54:02,220 - It's the suit. 987 00:54:02,230 --> 00:54:05,020 - Okay, Ralph, you sit down, and 988 00:54:05,030 --> 00:54:07,230 I'm gonna go get a doctor, okay? 989 00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:11,120 - Looks like Sand Canyon highway. 990 00:54:12,170 --> 00:54:13,220 - Oh, really? 991 00:54:13,230 --> 00:54:15,220 Is it a painting of the highway? 992 00:54:15,230 --> 00:54:17,020 - Where's your car? 993 00:54:17,030 --> 00:54:18,150 - It's in the parking lot. 994 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,230 - I'd fly, but I haven't quite got the hang of it yet. 995 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,020 - Fly? - I gotta get out of here. 996 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:24,090 (keys jingling) 997 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:27,170 - Ralph, I think you're very sick. 998 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:31,070 I don't know why, or how it could've happened so quickly, 999 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:35,180 but maybe it was the strain of Alicia coming back 1000 00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:39,050 and filing for custody of Kevin or something. 1001 00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,220 I don't know, but whatever it is, 1002 00:54:43,090 --> 00:54:46,130 we've got to get you straight in one big hurry. 1003 00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:49,190 You see, if the judge gets his hands on this, 1004 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:54,010 you can forget ever keeping Kevin or retaining custody. 1005 00:54:55,210 --> 00:54:58,060 - You think I like this? 1006 00:54:58,070 --> 00:55:01,190 You think I like wearing this silly suit? 1007 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,100 I didn't ask for this, Pam. 1008 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:10,160 And I don't have time to sit around discussing it with you. 1009 00:55:10,170 --> 00:55:11,190 I gotta get out of here. 1010 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,210 They have Bill. 1011 00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:14,190 - Bill? 1012 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,050 (upbeat funk music) 1013 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:19,130 - Hey, hold it. (grunts) 1014 00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:21,210 (cart crashes) 1015 00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:22,230 - Ralph? 1016 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,130 (orderly grunts) 1017 00:55:28,140 --> 00:55:29,090 Ralph! 1018 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,150 Ralph, give me those keys right now! 1019 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,010 I'm not fooling! 1020 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:35,100 If you think I'm gonna let you drive off in that suit! 1021 00:55:35,110 --> 00:55:38,230 (engine roars) - Come on! 1022 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,080 - At least sit on the cape. 1023 00:55:51,090 --> 00:55:53,160 What on earth is going on? 1024 00:55:53,170 --> 00:55:55,140 - If I told you, you'd sign my commitment form. 1025 00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:56,120 - Oh, try me. 1026 00:55:56,130 --> 00:55:57,210 I have a very broad mind. 1027 00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:59,060 - It won't be broad enough, believe me. 1028 00:55:59,070 --> 00:56:02,190 - Ralph, I dearly care about you. 1029 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,150 I even... 1030 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,010 I love you. 1031 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:09,140 I wouldn't tell you this now, but I think I have 1032 00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:11,230 a heavy emotional stake in your future. 1033 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,090 - That's terrific, Pam, and I feel the same way about you. 1034 00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:15,230 I really do. 1035 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,040 I mean, after this custody thing was over-- 1036 00:56:18,050 --> 00:56:19,040 - Ralph, talk to me, please. 1037 00:56:19,050 --> 00:56:20,170 - Well, I was gonna-- 1038 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:22,110 - We'll deal with it together, whatever it is. 1039 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,150 - Are you sure? 1040 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,100 - I'm ready. 1041 00:56:24,110 --> 00:56:25,120 I can handle anything. 1042 00:56:25,130 --> 00:56:28,000 - Okay, okay, last night, I was 1043 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,210 approached by a flying saucer out in the desert. 1044 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:35,120 Anyway, this saucer, they talked 1045 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:40,050 to us over the car radio, and Bill's partner, he's a G-man, 1046 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,090 he came out of the saucer, but he was dead, 1047 00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:45,030 and he had this package under his arm, and he gave it to me. 1048 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,830 And... 1049 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:50,140 There were instructions on how to use this suit, 1050 00:56:50,150 --> 00:56:53,070 but I lost them, and I tried to fly 1051 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,220 to the courthouse because I was 1052 00:56:54,230 --> 00:56:59,140 in this terrible traffic jam, but I couldn't fly straight. 1053 00:56:59,150 --> 00:57:02,130 And I went into this wall, and 1054 00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:05,030 I got hauled off and arrested. 1055 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,210 It's a 20 on the Richter scale, isn't it? 1056 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,160 You should try it from where I sit. 1057 00:57:12,170 --> 00:57:14,110 I mean, I could kill the guy that designed this suit. 1058 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,130 Why couldn't it have narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? 1059 00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:19,150 Why did it have to be long johns and a cape? 1060 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:23,220 I put this thing on, I feel like I'm six years old. (laughs) 1061 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:29,030 ♪ And we're leaving for ♪ 1062 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:34,040 ♪ I've been replaced by neon lights and the mini-malls ♪ 1063 00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:39,130 ♪ And from a violence infection ♪ 1064 00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:42,160 ♪ Kids are dying in the streets ♪ 1065 00:57:42,170 --> 00:57:46,010 ♪ A vain attempt to save the town ♪ 1066 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,220 ♪ Took her soul ♪ 1067 00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:50,200 - Ralph, what are you doing? 1068 00:57:50,210 --> 00:57:53,030 Ralph, stay on the road. 1069 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:57,000 ♪ Don't think that this is not ♪ 1070 00:57:57,010 --> 00:58:00,020 ♪ Your town ♪ 1071 00:58:00,030 --> 00:58:04,030 ♪ Well, things you held dear cannot ♪ 1072 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,200 ♪ Be found ♪ 1073 00:58:07,210 --> 00:58:10,200 ♪ Though it hurts a soul to see ♪ 1074 00:58:10,210 --> 00:58:15,120 ♪ There's any place you'd rather be ♪ 1075 00:58:15,130 --> 00:58:19,120 ♪ Well, don't think that this is not ♪ 1076 00:58:19,130 --> 00:58:22,070 ♪ Your town ♪ 1077 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:26,100 ♪ Well, don't think that this is not ♪ 1078 00:58:26,110 --> 00:58:29,050 ♪ Your town ♪ 1079 00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:32,120 ♪ Well, I told them, don't you know ♪ 1080 00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:36,030 ♪ Where this used to be ♪ 1081 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,040 ♪ Well, don't you think it is time ♪ 1082 00:58:39,050 --> 00:58:42,150 ♪ To end this after me ♪ 1083 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,070 - Mr. Maxwell, you seem to have 1084 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,120 some interest in my desert property. 1085 00:58:47,130 --> 00:58:49,030 - Who are you? 1086 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,130 - Well, let's just say I'm somebody 1087 00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:53,110 you should try very hard to please. 1088 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,030 Take him to Judas. 1089 00:58:57,010 --> 00:58:59,010 - More little green men? 1090 00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:03,050 - This place belongs to Nelson Corey. 1091 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,120 - Oh no! 1092 00:59:04,130 --> 00:59:05,200 - Why would one of the richest men 1093 00:59:05,210 --> 00:59:08,050 in the world want to kidnap Bill Maxwell? 1094 00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:10,020 - You go in there and you know what's gonna happen? 1095 00:59:10,030 --> 00:59:11,170 You're gonna be sent away for so long, 1096 00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:14,020 when you get out, this suit's gonna actually be in style. 1097 00:59:14,030 --> 00:59:18,070 - Mackie said something terrible was gonna happen. 1098 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:22,130 He told Bill that we had to accept the responsibility. 1099 00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:26,080 Pam, I want you to take the car, 1100 00:59:26,090 --> 00:59:27,170 drive down the road and wait for me. 1101 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:31,080 If I'm not back in 45 minutes, you call the police. 1102 00:59:31,090 --> 00:59:32,060 - You hit your head. 1103 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,150 You're not thinking straight. 1104 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,100 (door slams) 1105 00:59:35,110 --> 00:59:38,040 - Are you gonna help me or not? 1106 00:59:44,070 --> 00:59:45,160 Look at it this way. 1107 00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:47,070 You're one step ahead of Lois Lane. 1108 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:51,030 She never found out who Clark Kent really was. 1109 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:53,040 Not funny. 1110 00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:56,230 - My parents are coming in from 1111 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,080 Michigan next week to meet you. 1112 00:59:59,090 --> 01:00:02,030 Let's try the little suit, and the Lois Lane jokes on them. 1113 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,220 They're gonna love it. 1114 01:00:03,230 --> 01:00:06,130 (engine starts) 1115 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,110 (engine rumbling) 1116 01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:18,070 (dramatic orchestral music) 1117 01:00:19,070 --> 01:00:20,070 (Ralph yells) 1118 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,030 (tree rustles) 1119 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,180 (Ralph crashes) 1120 01:00:27,020 --> 01:00:28,030 - Damn. 1121 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,130 (upbeat orchestral music) 1122 01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:47,000 (engines roaring) 1123 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,060 (train chugging) 1124 01:01:13,150 --> 01:01:15,060 (brakes squealing) 1125 01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:16,080 Whoa! 1126 01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,090 Damn. 1127 01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:23,070 (fountain hissing) 1128 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,000 - We're offering you a chance to come 1129 01:01:29,010 --> 01:01:31,080 to grips with your eventual salvation. (chuckles) 1130 01:01:31,090 --> 01:01:33,000 - You guys are beautiful. 1131 01:01:33,010 --> 01:01:37,100 You are about as religious as a Las Vegas nightclub. 1132 01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:39,110 - It won't help you to antagonize us. 1133 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,060 It'll be all over by eight tonight. 1134 01:01:41,070 --> 01:01:42,070 We'll be in control. 1135 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,160 - Control of what? 1136 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,030 - You'll find out when the rest of the world does, 1137 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,100 that is if you're still among the living. 1138 01:01:47,110 --> 01:01:48,190 - You make me sick. 1139 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,220 Bunch of chicken, hot shot, political terrorists 1140 01:01:50,230 --> 01:01:53,070 hiding out, trying to fake some kind of religion 1141 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,160 while you're stashing away the goodies, 1142 01:01:54,170 --> 01:01:56,210 the machine guns and the grenades, right? 1143 01:01:56,220 --> 01:02:00,100 Now, we got this wacko Nelson Corey 1144 01:02:00,110 --> 01:02:02,120 with the big Gs behind you, what's that all about? 1145 01:02:02,130 --> 01:02:04,040 What do you got? 1146 01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:07,060 - What I wanna know, Brother William, is how many people 1147 01:02:07,070 --> 01:02:09,010 know the location of that desert property? 1148 01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:10,110 (light fizzes) 1149 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,040 How much information you turn over to your superiors? 1150 01:02:12,050 --> 01:02:13,130 - Go ahead, take your best shot. 1151 01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:17,120 I've been here with better switch-hitters than you. 1152 01:02:25,210 --> 01:02:28,100 (portal fizzles) 1153 01:02:28,110 --> 01:02:30,100 - The Lord works in mysterious ways. 1154 01:02:30,110 --> 01:02:31,180 (dramatic funk music) 1155 01:02:31,190 --> 01:02:33,160 His wonders to perform. 1156 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,180 - So do people. 1157 01:02:37,190 --> 01:02:40,170 Go ahead, I could really care less. 1158 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:46,170 (Ralph yells) 1159 01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:49,030 (Ralph grunts) (wall crashes) 1160 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,130 (Ralph sighs) 1161 01:02:53,190 --> 01:02:55,040 - [Ralph] Damn. 1162 01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:02,100 (Ralph grunts) (wall crashes) 1163 01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:05,090 (guards groaning) 1164 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,060 - I knew it. 1165 01:03:08,070 --> 01:03:09,010 I knew it. 1166 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:10,090 I knew you'd be there! 1167 01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:11,070 I've never been so scared in my life. 1168 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,030 These guys are really bananas. 1169 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,050 One of them's got a key. 1170 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:15,070 (handcuffs clink) 1171 01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,110 Who needs a key? 1172 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,130 Look at you in long johns and a cape. 1173 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,170 - Would you knock it off? 1174 01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:21,150 - What else does it do? 1175 01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,080 - Well, learn as you go, let's get out of here. 1176 01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:26,030 (alarms wailing) - All units, security breach. 1177 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,060 Red alert, red alert. 1178 01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:31,120 Units 16, 23, 47, east wall perimeter. 1179 01:03:32,110 --> 01:03:37,030 Units 12, 14, 26, west wall gate and security. 1180 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,170 All other units, north and south perimeters. 1181 01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:41,050 This is not a drill. 1182 01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:43,100 I repeat, this is not a drill. 1183 01:03:43,110 --> 01:03:45,140 All units, security breach. 1184 01:03:45,150 --> 01:03:47,140 Red alert, red alert. 1185 01:03:47,150 --> 01:03:50,140 Units 16, 23, 47, east wall perimeter. 1186 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,120 (engines roaring) Units 12, 14, 26. 1187 01:03:54,130 --> 01:03:55,140 - How do we get out? 1188 01:03:55,150 --> 01:03:56,130 - [Ralph] Fly, I guess. 1189 01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:57,130 - Can you carry me? 1190 01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:58,150 - Well, I don't know. 1191 01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:59,180 You know, I have this control problem. 1192 01:03:59,190 --> 01:04:01,100 I seem to yaw or pitch to the right-- 1193 01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:04,110 - [Bill] No offense, kid, will you explain it to me later? 1194 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:07,050 (both yelling) 1195 01:04:08,050 --> 01:04:10,110 (bodies crashing) 1196 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:14,010 - Damn. (engines roaring) 1197 01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:18,060 - What did you do that for? 1198 01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:23,150 - What happened? 1199 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,060 - Hurry up. 1200 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:27,090 - What's going on, Ralph? 1201 01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:30,140 - We're hot! 1202 01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:33,080 (engine roaring) 1203 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:38,050 (tires squealing) 1204 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:41,080 - We have been breached. 1205 01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:42,060 (machinery beeping) 1206 01:04:42,070 --> 01:04:44,010 Push the button on L.A. now. 1207 01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:45,140 Notify the others that we're in motion, 1208 01:04:45,150 --> 01:04:49,050 phase one, five hours to confrontation. 1209 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:50,180 I want you to find where the President is. 1210 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:54,160 Give me an hourly report on his movements, now. 1211 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,050 Bring the Vice President to me now. 1212 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:06,140 - My head feels like 20 pounds of Silly Putty. 1213 01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:08,150 Next time we go flying together, try not 1214 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,130 to make me your landing pad, please. 1215 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,120 - So, you guys went flying. 1216 01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:13,140 - Who is she? 1217 01:05:13,150 --> 01:05:15,030 Who are you? 1218 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:19,000 - Pam Davidson, my attorney, this is Bill Maxwell. 1219 01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:21,130 We're in the superhero business together. 1220 01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:23,070 - Hello, what attorney? 1221 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:27,120 You're too pretty. (laughs) 1222 01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:31,090 So, my son the flyer, the magic suit really works. 1223 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:34,000 I mean, outside of a little barrel roll problem 1224 01:05:34,010 --> 01:05:36,090 you got there, which you're gonna solve, 1225 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,090 that thing really son of a gun works. 1226 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,010 I wonder what that material's made out of. 1227 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,100 We should have a hundred of 'em. 1228 01:05:41,110 --> 01:05:42,220 - That was my best earth shoes. 1229 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,100 Superman, he used to stash his clothes in the phone booth, 1230 01:05:45,110 --> 01:05:47,150 and then he'd come back and he'd pick 'em up later. 1231 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,190 Try that today, get ripped off in 10 seconds. 1232 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,230 Boy, this is gonna cost me a fortune. 1233 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,020 - And what is your interest in 1234 01:05:55,030 --> 01:05:56,210 this enterprise, Ms. Davidson? 1235 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:59,120 - Oh, I'm just here to do the Lois Lane jokes. 1236 01:05:59,130 --> 01:06:01,130 Other than that, I really am an attorney. 1237 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,130 - And something of a feminist, I bet. 1238 01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,220 - Bill likes to get his labels on secure, so he won't 1239 01:06:05,230 --> 01:06:08,130 lose his way during any semi-complicated discussions. 1240 01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:11,000 - I'll tell you one thing, if you wanna know, 1241 01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:15,200 our little green guys, whoever they are, made one mistake. 1242 01:06:15,210 --> 01:06:17,220 They gave the suit to the wrong guy. 1243 01:06:17,230 --> 01:06:20,170 I've been in this game for 20 years, 1244 01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:23,200 and when the chips go down, they give you the pigskin, 1245 01:06:23,210 --> 01:06:26,140 and old Maxwell gets the shovel, again. 1246 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:28,080 What am I doing hooked up with you? 1247 01:06:28,090 --> 01:06:31,090 We couldn't agree on how to make Kool-Aid. 1248 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:34,040 - All I need right now is another $2 haircut, 1249 01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:36,170 telling me where to go, and how high to jump. 1250 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:38,110 - Shut up, shut up! 1251 01:06:39,180 --> 01:06:42,200 Now, pull up over there off the road! 1252 01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:47,130 (engine rumbling) 1253 01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:54,100 Come on, both of you, out of the car! 1254 01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:56,100 I'm struggling to get you a postponement 1255 01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:59,220 on the custody case, and all you can think of 1256 01:06:59,230 --> 01:07:04,040 are some earth shoes you lost when you went flying. 1257 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,030 And you, you, Mr. Maxworth-- 1258 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,220 - Maxwell, and you're gorgeous when you're mad, sweetheart. 1259 01:07:11,230 --> 01:07:13,090 - I have had it. 1260 01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:16,130 (door slams) - Pam. 1261 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:17,130 - Hold it. 1262 01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,090 Wait a minute! 1263 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:19,100 She's right. 1264 01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:22,020 We're fragmented here. 1265 01:07:22,030 --> 01:07:23,160 We need organization. 1266 01:07:23,170 --> 01:07:26,050 We need command decisions, and we need them now. 1267 01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:29,140 Command decisions happen to be my fort. 1268 01:07:29,150 --> 01:07:30,150 Now-- (car bangs) 1269 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,040 - That's forte. 1270 01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:33,210 I also teach English. 1271 01:07:35,130 --> 01:07:38,120 Pam, look, I know you think I'm nuts, 1272 01:07:38,130 --> 01:07:39,130 but I'm not. 1273 01:07:42,010 --> 01:07:43,880 Believe me. 1274 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:47,030 - Good god, Ralph, super powers. 1275 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,070 How can you be serious? 1276 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,150 (Ralph groans) 1277 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:55,080 (dramatic orchestral music) 1278 01:07:57,210 --> 01:07:59,000 - Hold it! 1279 01:07:59,010 --> 01:08:00,070 No offense, kid, you can make some decisions. 1280 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,210 What are you doing? 1281 01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,160 - Pam! 1282 01:08:02,170 --> 01:08:05,010 (car bangs) 1283 01:08:07,210 --> 01:08:09,220 Pam, Pam, come on. 1284 01:08:09,230 --> 01:08:11,090 Oh, I'm sorry. 1285 01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,160 Pam, come on, wake up. 1286 01:08:12,170 --> 01:08:13,150 Wake up. 1287 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,170 Wake up. 1288 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,220 - [Bill] Will you stop that? 1289 01:08:26,210 --> 01:08:31,010 - Everything you told me about the flying saucers 1290 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:35,210 and the super powers, it's all true? 1291 01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:36,170 - Yeah. 1292 01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:40,090 - What are you gonna do? 1293 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:42,190 - A-ha, finally a straight question. 1294 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,130 What are we gonna do? 1295 01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:47,160 Well, you know the Russians are 1296 01:08:47,170 --> 01:08:49,140 stomping all over us in the arms race. 1297 01:08:49,150 --> 01:08:51,120 Might as well be 1964, it's true. 1298 01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:53,220 Just the fact that we have the suit 1299 01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:56,130 could turn the whole Cold War around. 1300 01:08:56,140 --> 01:08:58,100 - Bill, it's not 1964. 1301 01:08:58,110 --> 01:08:59,210 There is no Cold War. 1302 01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:01,180 (Bill chuckles) What's the matter with you? 1303 01:09:01,190 --> 01:09:03,180 - Okay, try this scenario. 1304 01:09:04,230 --> 01:09:07,110 Once my boy here gets the hang of flying, 1305 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:11,200 he could come right in across the Adriatic, 1306 01:09:11,210 --> 01:09:13,100 ("America the Beautiful") 1307 01:09:13,110 --> 01:09:16,020 across Turkey, and straight in 1308 01:09:16,030 --> 01:09:17,220 to the Leningrad missile complex. 1309 01:09:17,230 --> 01:09:20,010 Raise hell with that program over there. 1310 01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:22,090 Take an afternoon off, weekend. 1311 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:26,200 Knock out a nuke sub. (chuckles) 1312 01:09:26,210 --> 01:09:30,230 Or the radar complex at Stalingrad, how about that. 1313 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,140 This is an outstanding military-- 1314 01:09:32,150 --> 01:09:34,210 - Pam, are you all right? 1315 01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:38,180 - I guess, except I have this droning in my ear. 1316 01:09:38,190 --> 01:09:40,200 - You keep on making the jokes, the both of you. 1317 01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:42,000 That's terrific. 1318 01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:44,180 That's wonderful, really, really helpful. 1319 01:09:44,190 --> 01:09:47,120 - Well, it's either that or break out crying. 1320 01:09:47,130 --> 01:09:49,100 This finishes us, Ralph. 1321 01:09:49,110 --> 01:09:51,180 How do I marry a guy in a cape and long johns? 1322 01:09:51,190 --> 01:09:53,200 How do you work this into a successful marriage? 1323 01:09:53,210 --> 01:09:55,200 - Pam, wait a minute. 1324 01:09:59,090 --> 01:10:01,230 - I hear the Reds got a laser canon 1325 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,120 that they are working on. 1326 01:10:04,130 --> 01:10:07,060 How about we go in and steal that little sucker, huh? 1327 01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:10,040 (laughs) Huh, huh? 1328 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:13,070 (laughs) I'm telling you, this thing has 1329 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,200 got some real fire-breathing potential. 1330 01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:17,210 We could finish off detente forever. 1331 01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:19,110 - Pam, I know it's a bummer, but let's 1332 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,010 just not say that it can't work. 1333 01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:23,060 - (chuckles) Oh, great, I stay home 1334 01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:25,000 and plant flowers in window boxes 1335 01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:26,210 while you two spend the weekend knocking out 1336 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,230 laser centers and Russian subs. 1337 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,030 Get serious. 1338 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,060 - It's not gonna be like that, believe me. 1339 01:10:32,070 --> 01:10:34,100 - Boys and girls, do you think we could put 1340 01:10:34,110 --> 01:10:37,060 your marriage plans in the old foot locker 1341 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:41,130 just till we get this Nelson Corey thing unscrambled. 1342 01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:44,080 Because something very big and very scary is going on, 1343 01:10:44,090 --> 01:10:46,060 and I would like to be able to brief the two of you 1344 01:10:46,070 --> 01:10:48,160 on the subject so that we could noodle it together, 1345 01:10:48,170 --> 01:10:50,210 but I can't do that until I can get your attention. 1346 01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:52,050 - Okay, go ahead. 1347 01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:53,140 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, slow down. 1348 01:10:53,150 --> 01:10:55,000 I'm still trying to adjust to all this. 1349 01:10:55,010 --> 01:10:56,210 - You cannot step off a rollercoaster, honey, 1350 01:10:56,220 --> 01:10:58,110 just because it's going too fast. 1351 01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,180 - He's right. 1352 01:10:59,190 --> 01:11:00,180 We're in this, we have to do something. 1353 01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:02,190 - Whoa, correct me if I'm wrong, 1354 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,180 but is this not our very first 1355 01:11:04,190 --> 01:11:07,110 point of agreement on anything? 1356 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,200 - I believe it is, Bill. 1357 01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:11,210 - (chuckles) Well, a ray of sunshine, shall we dance? 1358 01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:14,200 (kettle whistling) 1359 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000 If there was more time, we ought to go back 1360 01:11:18,010 --> 01:11:19,230 to the desert, take it from that end. 1361 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,050 - You said one of these guys was bragging 1362 01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:22,160 it was gonna be over at eight tonight. 1363 01:11:22,170 --> 01:11:23,220 - Yeah. 1364 01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:24,200 - Well, that's four hours from now. 1365 01:11:24,210 --> 01:11:25,210 - Yeah, so scratch the desert. 1366 01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:27,040 We have to go back in on this end. 1367 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:28,130 At that mansion, it would be dark. 1368 01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:30,010 That ought to help. 1369 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,000 I wish I could tell you what was going on, boys and girls, 1370 01:11:32,010 --> 01:11:35,100 but I can't because I don't know, and I don't really care. 1371 01:11:35,110 --> 01:11:37,220 We're gonna ram a crooked stick into this hornet's nest 1372 01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:40,080 and turn it 'til we can hear 'em sing. 1373 01:11:40,090 --> 01:11:41,210 - I don't know about you two, but I am 1374 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:43,060 starting to get very frightened. 1375 01:11:43,070 --> 01:11:44,140 Now, why don't we just call one 1376 01:11:44,150 --> 01:11:45,220 of your superiors and get some help. 1377 01:11:45,230 --> 01:11:48,030 - Oh good, that's terrific, counselor. 1378 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,120 What are you gonna tell 'em? 1379 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,220 That we saw a spaceship, that it talked to us, 1380 01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:54,060 Ralph has some long underwear and a cape 1381 01:11:54,070 --> 01:11:56,050 that makes him fly around in the sky? 1382 01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:57,210 - [Pam] Oh, Ralph. 1383 01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:58,220 - That's a straight shot to the rubber room, honey. 1384 01:11:58,230 --> 01:12:00,080 You already seen that once. 1385 01:12:00,090 --> 01:12:01,070 - He's right. 1386 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:02,060 We have to do this on our own. 1387 01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:03,150 - I like the way you think, kid. 1388 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:04,220 You're starting to think like me. 1389 01:12:04,230 --> 01:12:06,220 - Kind of bulges out, ruins the lines. 1390 01:12:06,230 --> 01:12:08,020 - [Bill] You did call a babysitter? 1391 01:12:08,030 --> 01:12:09,000 We gotta get out of here. 1392 01:12:09,010 --> 01:12:10,150 - Wait a minute. 1393 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,130 - [Anchor] Moving in fast, seeking to gain control. 1394 01:12:12,140 --> 01:12:15,010 State militia leader, Colonel David L. Shackleford, 1395 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,140 stated that guard troops are quickly gaining the upper hand 1396 01:12:17,150 --> 01:12:21,010 in the strife-torn areas of Los Angeles. 1397 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,050 - Where's your TV? 1398 01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:28,040 - [Reporter] Tension and unrest in these poverty areas 1399 01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:32,130 of Los Angeles has long been a concern of officials here. 1400 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,210 What puzzles sources close to this area 1401 01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:37,110 is that there were no early warnings. 1402 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,030 Vice President Adam Taft, in Los Angeles at the time-- 1403 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,090 - [Reporter] Urban areas have not 1404 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,060 received additional federal monies. 1405 01:12:43,070 --> 01:12:45,100 The President is reported to be arriving 1406 01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:47,080 for a helicopter tour of the area this evening. 1407 01:12:47,090 --> 01:12:48,180 - [Reporter] The Vice President has been outspoken 1408 01:12:48,190 --> 01:12:50,230 in his feelings of blinded urban areas must 1409 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,220 receive additional federal monies. 1410 01:12:53,230 --> 01:12:55,140 The President is reported to be arriving 1411 01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:58,000 for a helicopter tour of the area this evening. 1412 01:12:58,010 --> 01:13:01,110 Updates on this station as they occur. 1413 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,190 - [Bill] I think this business 1414 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,220 with Gabriel's Army is tied to the riots. 1415 01:13:04,230 --> 01:13:06,230 - Okay, the Vice President is here. 1416 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,010 The President is coming to Los Angeles. 1417 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:10,180 Could they be trying to get him here? 1418 01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:12,020 - Certainly got to be put in the mix. 1419 01:13:12,030 --> 01:13:13,160 - Have you two noticed how much of Adam Taft 1420 01:13:13,170 --> 01:13:15,200 we've been seeing on TV lately. 1421 01:13:15,210 --> 01:13:18,060 It's almost as if someone were trying to redesign his image. 1422 01:13:18,070 --> 01:13:21,000 - Nelson Corey, he put a whole lot 1423 01:13:21,010 --> 01:13:22,220 of dough into Taft in the past. 1424 01:13:22,230 --> 01:13:24,040 Wanted to run him for President. 1425 01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:25,110 Didn't work out. 1426 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:28,030 It's in his eyes only file at the bureau. 1427 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,060 - Are you saying this insanity has something to do 1428 01:13:30,070 --> 01:13:32,010 with getting Taft in the Oval Office? 1429 01:13:32,020 --> 01:13:35,040 - Well, we're just running it past the scanner, sweetheart. 1430 01:13:35,050 --> 01:13:36,210 Trying to find a little radioactivity. 1431 01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:38,170 - We gotta find a way to warn the 1432 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,050 President, even if it's a mistake. 1433 01:13:40,060 --> 01:13:41,220 - Maybe this guy Shackleford, he's 1434 01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:43,030 running the whole show out here. 1435 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,130 He has to be in touch with Washington. 1436 01:13:44,140 --> 01:13:45,190 We'd cut through a lot of red tape, we took it to him. 1437 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,050 (car horn honks) - That's Rhonda. 1438 01:13:48,060 --> 01:13:50,160 - Hey, Rhonda, what you want us here for anyway? 1439 01:13:50,170 --> 01:13:53,120 - Just relax for one minute, and you'll find out, okay? 1440 01:13:53,130 --> 01:13:54,180 Come on. 1441 01:13:54,190 --> 01:13:56,210 - Hey, Rhonda's got a dress on, woo! 1442 01:13:56,220 --> 01:13:59,180 (students socializing) 1443 01:13:59,190 --> 01:14:01,020 - [Ralph] I thought you could stay with Kevin. 1444 01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:02,070 He'll be home in about 20 minutes. 1445 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:03,140 - Hey, look here, this is the guy 1446 01:14:03,150 --> 01:14:04,120 from the what-do-you-call-it. 1447 01:14:04,130 --> 01:14:06,030 I don't like this guy, Mr. H. 1448 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,190 - Tony Villicana, I want you to meet Bill Maxwell. 1449 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,150 He's with the federal government. 1450 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,190 - How's your draft status, kid? 1451 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,140 You all registered and everything? 1452 01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:17,040 - Hey, I like him now. 1453 01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:21,040 This guy here's a grade-A government beef here. 1454 01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:22,130 - Come on, we gotta get out of here. 1455 01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:23,200 - All right, hey, thanks, Rhonda. 1456 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,040 Make yourself at home, you guys. 1457 01:14:25,050 --> 01:14:26,130 - Later, Mr. H. - Bye bye. 1458 01:14:26,140 --> 01:14:29,090 (engine rumbling) 1459 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:37,140 - Man, this is something, babysitting. 1460 01:14:37,150 --> 01:14:40,100 If this ever gets out, I'm ruined. 1461 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,050 - But doesn't it mean anything to you, Tony, 1462 01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:46,200 that he's trusting us with his own kid? 1463 01:14:46,210 --> 01:14:51,050 (scoffs) You know, I'm gettin' real tired of being trash. 1464 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,030 - Hey, come on, Rhonda. 1465 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,130 You ain't trash. 1466 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,230 - Aw, Tony, that's the way everybody 1467 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,140 treats me, everybody except him. 1468 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:04,010 (mellow synth music) 1469 01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:06,040 - [Tony] Did you say something, chump? 1470 01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:09,030 - She's right, Villicana, you know? 1471 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,080 - Yeah, you too. 1472 01:15:12,190 --> 01:15:14,150 - Normally, I'd say this is nuts, 1473 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,010 but it does dovetail with some G2 of my own. 1474 01:15:17,020 --> 01:15:19,020 We've taken two members of Gabriel's Army, 1475 01:15:19,030 --> 01:15:21,130 and we questioned them under pentothal. 1476 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:23,160 We didn't get as much as we'd hoped. 1477 01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:26,050 But we do suspect that this riot was 1478 01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:28,200 only phase one of a larger plan. 1479 01:15:28,210 --> 01:15:30,030 We'd better warn the President. 1480 01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:31,060 He's already in LA. 1481 01:15:31,070 --> 01:15:32,100 We've got an hour and 15 minutes. 1482 01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:34,070 We'll take the staff car. 1483 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:38,010 (upbeat funk music) 1484 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:39,110 - [Bill] Where we heading? 1485 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,050 - Relax, Mr. Maxwell. 1486 01:15:44,180 --> 01:15:47,020 Just sit quiet, all of you. 1487 01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:49,230 - I should've seen it. 1488 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,020 You had to be in it, the whole National Guard. 1489 01:15:53,030 --> 01:15:56,210 - Not the whole Guard, just me and my aide. 1490 01:15:58,020 --> 01:16:01,090 It will all be over in a very short while. 1491 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:04,110 - Maybe not. 1492 01:16:08,130 --> 01:16:11,180 (dramatic funk music) 1493 01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:26,120 - [Colonel] Take care of these people. 1494 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:35,050 I have Maxwell. 1495 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:38,060 (machinery beeping) 1496 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:43,110 - Well, you have caused me some concern. 1497 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,200 - You'll never get away with it. 1498 01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:45,160 - And you're-- 1499 01:16:45,170 --> 01:16:46,160 - Ralph Hinkley. 1500 01:16:46,170 --> 01:16:47,130 - A fed? 1501 01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:48,120 Who does he work for? 1502 01:16:48,130 --> 01:16:50,150 - I work for Whitney High. 1503 01:16:51,130 --> 01:16:53,060 I'm a special ed teacher. 1504 01:16:53,070 --> 01:16:54,210 - Get them out of here. 1505 01:16:54,220 --> 01:16:58,190 Debrief them and give me the report in 20 minutes. 1506 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:31,150 - [Head Guard] Get Brother Michael. 1507 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:32,180 Tell him to bring his things. 1508 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:34,040 We'll start with the girl. 1509 01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,070 - Start with the girl? 1510 01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,190 - Somebody has to go first, sweetheart. 1511 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,170 (laughs) Do your stuff, kid. 1512 01:17:38,180 --> 01:17:41,040 - You think this guy Corey might be a Red? 1513 01:17:41,050 --> 01:17:42,080 - He just wants to rig the government. 1514 01:17:42,090 --> 01:17:43,230 He's a megalomaniac. 1515 01:17:45,100 --> 01:17:47,120 Ah, we need some cover. 1516 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:49,100 - Why don't I get that light? 1517 01:17:49,110 --> 01:17:50,060 - Yeah. 1518 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:53,230 - Why don't you just fly up there and unscrew it? 1519 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,050 - I'm not a moth. 1520 01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:56,130 I can't just fly up there and hover. 1521 01:17:56,140 --> 01:17:59,190 I don't think. - Watch your eyes, honey. 1522 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,050 (light clangs) 1523 01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:02,120 - [Bill] Make the call. 1524 01:18:02,130 --> 01:18:04,080 - [Ralph] Shh, shh, I hear something. 1525 01:18:04,090 --> 01:18:08,070 (dramatic orchestral music) 1526 01:18:11,150 --> 01:18:12,160 - Arthur? 1527 01:18:12,170 --> 01:18:14,090 It's Adam. 1528 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:17,020 May I speak with the President? 1529 01:18:17,030 --> 01:18:18,100 Sir, it's Adam. 1530 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,230 I'm with Nelson Corey at his house. 1531 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,040 I'd like to go with you when you make a tour of the area. 1532 01:18:26,050 --> 01:18:27,160 Yes, sir. 1533 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:30,060 If you could land here and pick me up, I'd appreciate it. 1534 01:18:30,070 --> 01:18:32,000 Yes, there's a heliport. 1535 01:18:32,010 --> 01:18:34,220 Your pilot has the coordinates. 1536 01:18:34,230 --> 01:18:35,180 Yes, sir. 1537 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,030 Goodbye. 1538 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,160 - [Nelson] Well? 1539 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:45,010 - He'll land here in 25 minutes and pick me up. 1540 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,110 - Excellent, phase three, now. 1541 01:18:48,070 --> 01:18:50,060 All right, as soon as he lands, 1542 01:18:50,070 --> 01:18:53,130 he and his party will be taken prisoner. 1543 01:18:53,140 --> 01:18:56,060 He'll immediately be loaded back on the aircraft. 1544 01:18:56,070 --> 01:18:58,180 Colonel Shackleford, you'll pilot it out over the ocean. 1545 01:18:58,190 --> 01:19:02,150 According to plan, you will disable it, bail out, 1546 01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:04,220 and then we have a brand new President, 1547 01:19:04,230 --> 01:19:09,140 and somebody else will be in the cat-bird seat. 1548 01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:10,150 Right, Adam? 1549 01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:18,200 (dramatic funk music) 1550 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:27,050 (all grunting) 1551 01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:32,160 (lively funk music) 1552 01:19:35,210 --> 01:19:37,070 - [Ralph] Ta-da! 1553 01:19:39,030 --> 01:19:42,090 - (laughs) Get the guns. 1554 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:46,070 (Bill groans) 1555 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,150 Ralph. 1556 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,140 Here you go, sweetheart. 1557 01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:53,110 - I don't want this thing. 1558 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,090 How do you turn it on? 1559 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,180 - Just point it and look tough. 1560 01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:59,000 Try to point it at the same guys I'm pointing mine at. 1561 01:19:59,010 --> 01:20:00,090 - Ralph. 1562 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,040 - I'm sorry, Pam. 1563 01:20:01,050 --> 01:20:02,020 It's coming at you fast. 1564 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:03,000 It must be hard, huh? 1565 01:20:03,010 --> 01:20:04,070 - Try impossible. 1566 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,160 - Hey, if you two are finished? 1567 01:20:06,170 --> 01:20:07,190 - Look tough. 1568 01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:13,190 - Okay, now, you set up a disturbance. 1569 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:16,150 Pam and I will try to get the drop on Corey and Shackleford. 1570 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:18,100 Make enough of a racket, tell you, 1571 01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:21,040 the local cops will show up. 1572 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,140 - Maybe? 1573 01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:24,030 Listen, Bill, I hate to be a crick at this late date, 1574 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,080 but don't you think that plan is a little bit sketchy? 1575 01:20:26,090 --> 01:20:27,140 - It's sketchy, it stinks. 1576 01:20:27,150 --> 01:20:28,230 You got a better one, let's hear it. 1577 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,060 - Somebody ought to keep the President from landing. 1578 01:20:30,070 --> 01:20:31,060 - She's got a good point there, Bill. 1579 01:20:31,070 --> 01:20:32,090 - Well, it's got to be up to you. 1580 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,160 Buzz or something, anything. 1581 01:20:33,170 --> 01:20:34,220 - Buzz him? 1582 01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:36,010 You mean, fly up at that helicopter? 1583 01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:37,110 - Yeah. 1584 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,030 - Listen, man, I am Captain Crash. 1585 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,130 I navigate like I was hit with a can of Raid. 1586 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:43,070 This suit belongs in the Smithsonian. 1587 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,150 How am I gonna buzz that chopper? 1588 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,140 - I don't know. 1589 01:20:45,150 --> 01:20:46,210 I don't have the instructions. 1590 01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:48,060 Now, it's up to you. 1591 01:20:48,070 --> 01:20:50,120 Take it or leave it. - Somebody's coming. 1592 01:20:50,130 --> 01:20:53,010 - I don't think you understand, Bill. 1593 01:20:53,020 --> 01:20:54,200 I don't seem to have my sense of balance. 1594 01:20:54,210 --> 01:20:56,010 - [Bill] Neither do I, otherwise I 1595 01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:57,090 wouldn't be hooked up with you. 1596 01:20:57,100 --> 01:21:01,070 (upbeat funk music) (helicopter whirring) 1597 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,060 - Tell the President I have Mr. 1598 01:21:08,070 --> 01:21:09,180 Corey's launching pad in sight. 1599 01:21:09,190 --> 01:21:12,080 We'll be setting down in less than a minute. 1600 01:21:12,090 --> 01:21:15,040 - [Ralph] Well, here goes nothing. 1601 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:20,010 (guns firing) 1602 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:26,210 ("Believe It or Not") (Ralph yells) 1603 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:32,210 (guns firing) (Ralph yells) 1604 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,070 (helicopter whirring) 1605 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,170 - We have a fast-approaching unidentified object. 1606 01:21:51,130 --> 01:21:54,040 - [Ralph] Get out of here, dummy! 1607 01:21:57,210 --> 01:21:59,100 - Don't let him get away! 1608 01:21:59,110 --> 01:22:00,070 Shoot him down! 1609 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,160 (guns firing) 1610 01:22:02,170 --> 01:22:06,150 - Tell the President I'm going to abort. 1611 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,150 - [Ralph] Get out of here! 1612 01:22:17,190 --> 01:22:20,030 - The light, go for the light! 1613 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:23,130 (guns firing) 1614 01:22:23,140 --> 01:22:25,130 (glass shatters) 1615 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:28,090 (Ralph screaming) 1616 01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:34,150 (Ralph thuds) 1617 01:22:42,140 --> 01:22:44,030 - Kill him, kill him! 1618 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:44,220 - Hey! - Hey! 1619 01:22:44,230 --> 01:22:47,140 (guns firing) 1620 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:56,090 (triumphant orchestral music) 1621 01:23:11,150 --> 01:23:12,090 - Hold it! 1622 01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:13,070 You're under arrest. 1623 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,070 Tell them, baby, you go first. 1624 01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,150 Tell them, tell them! 1625 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,140 (engine roars) 1626 01:23:16,150 --> 01:23:19,160 (tires squealing) 1627 01:23:29,220 --> 01:23:31,110 (sirens wailing) 1628 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,000 - I'd better get out of here before the police come. 1629 01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:34,190 Can you handle it? 1630 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,150 - Ralph, we'll manage. 1631 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:57,050 (wind whistling) 1632 01:23:58,130 --> 01:23:59,180 - Look at him. 1633 01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:03,030 - I've got some scenario cooking. 1634 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,010 A couple of weeks, them Reds won't 1635 01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:08,050 know what hit 'em. (chuckles) 1636 01:24:08,060 --> 01:24:12,110 ("Believe It or Not" by Joey Scarbury) 1637 01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:22,010 ♪ Look at what's happened to me ♪ 1638 01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:26,030 ♪ I can't believe it myself ♪ 1639 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:30,000 ♪ Suddenly I'm up on top of the world ♪ 1640 01:24:30,010 --> 01:24:35,010 ♪ It should've been somebody else ♪ 1641 01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:39,150 ♪ Believe it or not, I'm walking on air ♪ 1642 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:44,040 ♪ I never thought I could feel so free ♪ 1643 01:24:44,050 --> 01:24:48,080 ♪ Flying away on a wing and a prayer ♪ 1644 01:24:48,090 --> 01:24:52,010 ♪ Who could it be ♪ 1645 01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:57,020 ♪ Believe it or not, it's just me ♪ 1646 01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:02,020 ♪ Who could it be ♪ 1647 01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:06,060 ♪ Believe it or not, it's just me ♪ 1648 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,230 - That still don't explain it, Mr. H. 1649 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,140 I mean, I could see what they're saying 1650 01:25:16,150 --> 01:25:18,210 about this Nelson Corey guy trying to kill the President, 1651 01:25:18,220 --> 01:25:21,140 but what I don't get is these reports about this thing, 1652 01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:24,020 this what-do-you-call-it flying around and everything. 1653 01:25:24,030 --> 01:25:25,090 I mean, these shaved-headed guys 1654 01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:28,010 say they saw a guy flying around. 1655 01:25:28,020 --> 01:25:29,120 - You don't believe that, do you, Tony? 1656 01:25:29,130 --> 01:25:30,180 I mean, really, like in the funnies, 1657 01:25:30,190 --> 01:25:32,170 a guy flying around in a cape catching villains? 1658 01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:34,120 - It is kind of farfetched, ain't it? 1659 01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:35,160 (Ralph laughs) 1660 01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:37,000 But this guy, Maxwell, the flat-top 1661 01:25:37,010 --> 01:25:39,120 from out in the diner, your friend, 1662 01:25:39,130 --> 01:25:41,040 well, you know, he called in the cops. 1663 01:25:41,050 --> 01:25:44,020 I figured maybe you had a little inside dope. 1664 01:25:44,030 --> 01:25:45,910 - Not me. 1665 01:25:46,110 --> 01:25:47,190 Well, I'm just trying to teach school, that's all. 1666 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,190 - You know, Rhonda's thinking about going 1667 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:52,000 back to high school in the fall. 1668 01:25:52,010 --> 01:25:53,190 What do you think? 1669 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:55,170 - I think that's a great idea. 1670 01:25:55,180 --> 01:25:57,020 - Yeah, but she wouldn't be with us then. 1671 01:25:57,030 --> 01:25:58,110 You know, she'd be some kind of 1672 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:01,090 cheerleader with them straights. 1673 01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:02,120 - [Ralph] There's nothing wrong with that, Tony. 1674 01:26:02,130 --> 01:26:03,090 I'm straight. 1675 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:04,220 - (chuckles) You, you? 1676 01:26:04,230 --> 01:26:05,200 Come on, Mr. H. 1677 01:26:05,210 --> 01:26:06,210 You're different. 1678 01:26:06,220 --> 01:26:09,190 I'm diggin' where you're coming from. 1679 01:26:12,090 --> 01:26:14,190 You're not a bad guy, Mr. H. 1680 01:26:17,010 --> 01:26:19,180 I'll see you in the funny papers. 1681 01:26:28,180 --> 01:26:29,180 - Damn. 1682 01:26:29,190 --> 01:26:33,040 (mellow strings music) 1683 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,120 - Why are we meeting up here? 1684 01:27:10,170 --> 01:27:14,050 - Because Maxwell said to meet him up here. 1685 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,010 I gotta tell you, everything this guy does 1686 01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:22,070 is like a page out of the Dick Tracy Crimestoppers handbook. 1687 01:27:26,030 --> 01:27:29,010 The old flashing headlight routine. 1688 01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:32,160 (car honks) 1689 01:27:47,010 --> 01:27:48,080 - What are you doing? 1690 01:27:48,090 --> 01:27:50,040 You're not supposed to honk the horn. 1691 01:27:50,050 --> 01:27:53,230 Remember, I said security hookup, lights only. 1692 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,140 Kid, you really are hopeless. 1693 01:27:55,150 --> 01:27:57,190 - Look, Bill, can we cut the cloak and dagger stuff? 1694 01:27:57,200 --> 01:28:00,170 - You know, we almost blew it on this one, 1695 01:28:00,180 --> 01:28:02,190 with people running around like Chicken Little, 1696 01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:06,140 screaming, "Oh, I saw a man flying in the sky." 1697 01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:10,120 Fortunately, they all got written off as wacko cuckoos. 1698 01:28:10,130 --> 01:28:12,100 Our lawyer tells us some PI got 1699 01:28:12,110 --> 01:28:14,010 a picture of you in the suit. 1700 01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:17,120 Now, I gotta figure out a way to clean his windshield. 1701 01:28:17,130 --> 01:28:20,190 What I'm trying to say is we gotta 1702 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,040 start running this thing my way. 1703 01:28:23,050 --> 01:28:23,220 That's it. 1704 01:28:23,230 --> 01:28:25,120 I call it, I run it. 1705 01:28:25,130 --> 01:28:28,010 We start running a squeaky clean operation, okay? 1706 01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:29,060 Some scenarios here. 1707 01:28:29,070 --> 01:28:30,210 - Oh, come on, Bill. 1708 01:28:33,230 --> 01:28:36,000 Let's not have any scenarios. 1709 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:38,010 - And we gotta get you buckled into this thing full-time. 1710 01:28:38,020 --> 01:28:41,170 First off, you quit your job in that teenage lunatic asylum. 1711 01:28:41,180 --> 01:28:43,020 - I'm not quitting my job. 1712 01:28:43,030 --> 01:28:44,060 How am I supposed to eat? 1713 01:28:44,070 --> 01:28:45,100 Go down to the welfare office 1714 01:28:45,110 --> 01:28:47,130 and stand in the superhero line? 1715 01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:49,040 I need my job. 1716 01:28:49,050 --> 01:28:50,190 I like to teach. 1717 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:53,210 - You call sitting on top of that ash can cover, a job? 1718 01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:56,010 - Look, Bill. 1719 01:28:56,020 --> 01:28:59,010 I'm very tired, and quite frankly, 1720 01:28:59,020 --> 01:29:01,110 I don't know if I want to let you call the shots. 1721 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:04,230 - Well, kid, that is abundantly clear to me, 1722 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:08,220 but, if I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did 1723 01:29:08,230 --> 01:29:12,070 our friends from the Twilight Zone put me aboard? 1724 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,200 - Comic relief? 1725 01:29:13,210 --> 01:29:15,100 - I'm trying to tell you I agree with you. 1726 01:29:15,110 --> 01:29:16,200 I would've much preferred to be 1727 01:29:16,210 --> 01:29:19,170 the glory guy, the guy with the magic suit, 1728 01:29:19,180 --> 01:29:21,160 but it didn't work out that way, 1729 01:29:21,170 --> 01:29:24,010 so I'm just gonna have to settle 1730 01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:27,020 for being the brains of this outfit. 1731 01:29:28,090 --> 01:29:29,130 - Uh-- - Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1732 01:29:29,140 --> 01:29:31,150 Just let me finish because I've 1733 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,010 given this thing a lot of thought. 1734 01:29:33,020 --> 01:29:37,040 Well, more correctly, I've given you a lot of thought. 1735 01:29:37,050 --> 01:29:40,010 Without getting mushy, I want you to know 1736 01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:41,100 that when we started this thing, 1737 01:29:41,110 --> 01:29:45,220 I thought you were just another 25-cent beach boy. 1738 01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:48,160 But I got a lot of respect for the way 1739 01:29:48,170 --> 01:29:50,040 you handled yourself in this caper. 1740 01:29:50,050 --> 01:29:51,010 - Oh, really? 1741 01:29:51,020 --> 01:29:52,080 - Yes. - Thank you. 1742 01:29:52,090 --> 01:29:54,080 - You stood in there, you carried your weight, 1743 01:29:54,090 --> 01:29:58,100 you charged that helicopter, you got the job done, 1744 01:29:58,110 --> 01:30:02,040 and you made me, I'm tellin' you, you made me feel good. 1745 01:30:02,050 --> 01:30:03,070 No, not good. 1746 01:30:06,150 --> 01:30:10,080 Proud, that maybe, maybe it was really true 1747 01:30:10,090 --> 01:30:14,000 that you and me could mean something here. 1748 01:30:17,010 --> 01:30:17,800 - Hey, Bill, thank you. 1749 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,060 That's really nice. 1750 01:30:20,070 --> 01:30:22,050 - Yeah, it is. 1751 01:30:22,060 --> 01:30:23,160 I also been giving a lot of thought 1752 01:30:23,170 --> 01:30:27,180 to my Cold War scenario, and I was wrong. 1753 01:30:27,190 --> 01:30:29,160 What do you think of that? 1754 01:30:29,170 --> 01:30:30,230 There's plenty of trouble right 1755 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,060 here in the good old US of A. 1756 01:30:35,110 --> 01:30:38,190 So, maybe we ought to sweep out our own tent 1757 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,190 before we run off in the bushes 1758 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:43,040 trying to clean out somebody else's. 1759 01:30:43,050 --> 01:30:46,150 For now, we stick to the local stuff, okay? 1760 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:53,070 0900 hours, tomorrow, my place, 1761 01:30:54,230 --> 01:30:57,170 we build us a couple of scenarios. 1762 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:02,010 I'm proud to have you on my team, kid. 1763 01:31:02,020 --> 01:31:04,050 (bone cracks) 1764 01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:06,020 (dramatic orchestral music) 1765 01:31:06,030 --> 01:31:08,100 - Oh, hey, I'm sorry, Bill. 1766 01:31:10,050 --> 01:31:13,120 I have the suit on underneath. 1767 01:31:13,130 --> 01:31:14,200 - It's okay. 1768 01:31:14,210 --> 01:31:17,040 - No, Bill, I heard a bone crack. 1769 01:31:17,050 --> 01:31:19,120 We should at least get it X-rayed. 1770 01:31:19,130 --> 01:31:21,000 - No sweat. 1771 01:31:21,010 --> 01:31:22,020 - Gee, Bill, I'm sorry. 1772 01:31:22,030 --> 01:31:23,110 I really am. 1773 01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:25,040 - It's nothing. 1774 01:31:25,050 --> 01:31:27,030 Well, I guess I'll... 1775 01:31:30,230 --> 01:31:32,210 I'll pull out. 1776 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:35,060 - Hey, do you want a ride home? 1777 01:31:35,070 --> 01:31:38,060 I mean, we got plenty of room here. 1778 01:31:38,070 --> 01:31:40,160 Bill, you sure you can make... 1779 01:31:43,020 --> 01:31:44,030 All right. 1780 01:31:45,060 --> 01:31:47,030 (engine starts) 1781 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:48,100 - You broke his hand. 1782 01:31:48,110 --> 01:31:50,090 I really think you broke his hand. 1783 01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:51,040 - Bill! 1784 01:32:11,050 --> 01:32:15,010 Does any of this feel familiar to you, Bill? 1785 01:32:16,190 --> 01:32:19,110 (jet engine whirring) 1786 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:23,050 (dramatic orchestral music) 1787 01:32:27,170 --> 01:32:30,070 (radio blaring) 1788 01:32:31,130 --> 01:32:33,050 - You. - Have. 1789 01:32:33,060 --> 01:32:34,070 - Done. - Well. 1790 01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:35,180 - [Man] We. 1791 01:32:35,190 --> 01:32:36,210 - [Woman] Are. 1792 01:32:36,220 --> 01:32:37,180 - [Woman] Satisfied. 1793 01:32:37,190 --> 01:32:39,060 - [Man] You. 1794 01:32:39,070 --> 01:32:40,060 - [Man] Should. 1795 01:32:40,070 --> 01:32:41,030 - [Woman] Try. 1796 01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,000 - [Man] Power. 1797 01:32:43,010 --> 01:32:44,040 - [Woman] Of. 1798 01:32:45,050 --> 01:32:46,200 - [Man] Invisible. 1799 01:32:48,180 --> 01:32:50,180 - [Man] Good luck. 1800 01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:53,040 - Powers of invisibility, what? 1801 01:32:53,050 --> 01:32:54,030 What? 1802 01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,180 (dramatic orchestral music) 1803 01:32:55,190 --> 01:32:57,070 How do you do it? 1804 01:32:57,080 --> 01:33:00,070 What powers of invisibility? (jet engine roaring) 1805 01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:02,170 I lost the instruction book! 1806 01:33:05,060 --> 01:33:06,030 Wait! 1807 01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:07,140 Wait, don't go! 1808 01:33:07,150 --> 01:33:10,190 ♪ Believe it or not, I'm walking on air ♪ 1809 01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:15,080 ♪ I never thought I could feel so free ♪ 1810 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:19,050 ♪ Flying away on a wing and a prayer ♪ 1811 01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:23,010 ♪ Who could it be ♪ 1812 01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:27,070 ♪ Believe it or not, it's just me ♪ 1813 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:31,080 ("Believe It Or Not") 120949