All language subtitles for Delinquent School Girls (1975)

As you all know

we are nearing a holiday

certain students

will not be granted

permission

to leave the campus

this evening

the following students

will report to Miss Nancy Crowley

for reassignment

to new dormitory rooms

please stand when your name is called

Madeline Mulligan

Carla Gray

Penny Archer

Greta Anderson

Betsy Benton

Sandy Turner

Miss Sandy Turner

I trust you have an excuse
for being so late young lady.

I'm sorry Mr. Baxter.
I was studying my geology lesson

and I forgot all about the assembly.

That's enough back talk Miss Turner

report to Miss Crowley after this assembly.

This names I'm about to
read off will also remain here.

What can I do about it? Mr. Baxter
had every right to ask me why I was late

it was my own damn fault.

He tried to make a fool of you
Sandy and I won't stand for it

that chauvinist pig
better not try it again

just because he's the principal doesn't
give him any right to talk to you that way.

I can't worry about it now.
I have to study for that algebra exam.

A few good karate chops would show that
Baxter we're not the inferior sex by god.

Hi Alice.

We got the same room.

Man, what's happening?

Can I have this bed near the window?

You're not going any place.

Be my guest.

Watch that first step

it's a long one.

Hi.

Hi Carol.

Jesus

and I thought I was big

but this is ridiculous.

What size are you?

Logically 40 D cup.

What kind of exercises are you using?

I got some great ones

look at this.

Fantastic.

The female has a
slightly heavier layer of fat.

Since rabbits are in the rodent family

their reproduction cycle

is very closely akin to that of the common

mouse.

If you will note

the reproductive organ

of the male.

My, my, my, my, it's

it's time to leave, pity, pity, pity.

Thank you ladies.

Thank you.

I know you fancy him

Miles really doesn't do anything for me.

What do you see in him?

Don't ask me why Penny

but I think he's really a sexy man.

Goddamn Betsy

he must be at least 50 years old.

I know

but he's so sweet

he reminds me of my uncle.

Probably he's limp as a dish rag

give me a stud anytime

so we better hurry

Greta wants a meeting of all
the girls before exercise class.

Yes, you're right.

Alright girls, listen.
This is the last exercise class of the year

but we're really gonna
teach that Baxter a lesson.

What do you got planned Greta?

Simple, we're not going to
wear our bras to class today.

Greta, we can't do that.

Baxter will be furious.

Right, that's exactly what I want.
We'll show that chauvinist pig.

Yeah.

Miss Crowley.

Will you please tell the girls to wear
their braziers during their exercises?

If one of the members of the
board of trustees where to come by

it will be quite difficult to explain.

Yes Timothy,
I'll tell them right after the session.

Besides it's for their own good

all that

bouncing and jiggling

it's obscene.

I understand Timothy.

Miss Crowley

I asked you not to be so familiar
with me during school hours.

I'm sorry Timo...

Mr. Baxter.

Okay girls

that's it for today

hit the showers.

Hi James.

Take me for a ride?

I can dig it.

I hope you're prepared to
deliver the goods today James.

Service is our businessman ma'am

and we aim to please.

Isn't that a chick down
there in that vegetable truck?

It sure as hell is.

It is.

It is.

Looks like something
who is trying to do his thing.

Goddamn.

Shit.

If I was in that truck that little cuz
would really have a king-size thrill

chances are she couldn't even handle it.

It flies out

in a fruitcake

we're talking about
the bottom of the barrel.

Look. Look.

Are we going over the escape plans?

Or are we going to spend all
afternoon watching some chick dwarfing?

Yes.

Yes.

I bet he's going to take
her off on some dirt road

and slam it to it.

We'll be out of here in 24 hours,
right Carl?

You can wait that long, can't you Dickie?

I gotta get me a woman.

I've been doing without
it for long long time.

He is

he is casually flashing all meat.

That could be you in
that truck down there.

He is.

Shit.

I bet she'd rather be with me.

How she would get a workout.

Man, if I'm not the best.

Sure, she would like to see just who it is.

Now, listen Butch Brothers.

This

this is how we're going to do it.

How are you and our

biology teacher Mr. Miles making it?

You know, he doesn't
even know that I'm alive.

Why don't you try to turn on that

gym instructor? You know?

Big Steve Steel?

No, no never.

He's too big.

What do you mean he's too big?

If he ever did anything
to me he'd tear me apart.

Aside you forget I'm very tiny.

A little stretchy never hurt a girl.

Besides

you'll get a lot more action from him

than you would that old man Miles.

He looks like he's about to
drop dead of a heart attack.

Please Penny, I'd rather
not talk about it right now.

And now the latest news

in an arrogant daylight maneuver today

3 convicted sexual deviants escaped from
the maximum security ward state asylum

the trio was led by Carl C. Clooney

a former comic and impersonator
with a long history of terrifying people

with threats of sexual violence

ironically Clooney has never
actually harmed any of his victims

he was schedule for parole in 6 months

authorities are quoted to be
amazed that he has escaped

as Clooney has appeared to be
responding very well to his treatments

the two men who broke out with
Clooney are also classified as psychotics

one is Bruce Wilson a former
award winning dress designer

Wilson is described as a latent homosexual
and is consider psychologically unbalanced

he is the last person in the world to

your indiscretions have causing me an
awful lot of embarrassment at the office

only yesterday Mr. Townsend
called me to inquire

if everything was OK at home.

That impotent old windbag?

Did you tell him that his wife Sadie
has been in a really shady lane motel?

Reserved every afternoon
for her own private R&R

while she knows more sailors
than the secretary of the navy.

That has nothing to do with our situation

Ellie.

Ellie.

Ellie, you've been in the bourbon again.

Yeah.

Well, just because you don't drink whiskey

ain't no reason why I should
do a Dr. Pepper number.

Ellie, I wish you wouldn't
talk to me that way

you ought to give me some respect.

Respect?

There's a lot more than I get

if you could get your mind
off the farm just one night

we might scare up a little excitement.

Sex, sex, sex.

You know, that's all you ever talk about.
Sex.

You know something Ellie?

You might consider
cleaning this place up a little

instead of watching soap operas all day and

sitting around half naked.

A lot of good it does me

I haven't had any in so long
I even forgot what it feels like.

Well, it don't help none
to keep us in this regard

Yeah well listen here farmer
don't hurt nothing either.

As a general rule

cold blooded animals are
restricted in their reproductive cycles

insofar as say while they are

entirely at the mercy of the elements

and they must depend totally

upon solar energy

to maintain their body heat

at optimum level.

Now

since the female

cannot

conceive

at temperatures less than

My, my, I didn't realize how late it was.
We'll pick up on the

reproductive cycle of the

reptiles

at our next class.

That'll be all for today ladies.
Thank you very much.

Goodbye.

Betsy, my dear.

I wonder if you would mind
helping an old man carry some books

I'm afraid my

old heart isn't as strong as it used to be.

How interesting.

Over here my dear

thank you for helping an
old man with his burden

perhaps a glass of

iced tea would do nicely on
such a warm day, don't you think?

That sounds wonderful Mr. Miles.

Fine, fine, just look
around now, why don't you?

How beautiful.

Here you are Betsy.

Your collection is wonderful.

I have so much more in storage.

You know

biology is my favorite subject

my roommate and I talk
about you all the time.

It isn't wise to gulp liquid so rapidly

especially on such a warm day.

I'm sorry Mr. Miles,
I guess I was really thirsty.

All things in

moderation my dear.

Gosh, I shouldn't have
gulped that iced tea all at once.

I'm feeling a little bit dizzy

It'll pass.

It'll pass my child.

It looks as though you're

getting quite sleepy.

Are you sure you're feeling alright?

I feel fine.

You will notice

that the eagle has a dilated pupil

when you look directly into it

you might imagine

a bottomless

pit

your eyelids

are getting

quite heavy.

Heavy?

Heavy?

Drowsy eyelid.

You will relax

until I say the word

shipwreck

when you awaken

you will leave this cottage

and completely forget

having been here

until then

you will do

exactly

as I say.

Carl Clooney was once a very
talented mimic and impersonator

when his booking was cancelled at the
Palace Theater his mind suddenly snapped

and he went berserk

Clooney was definitely termed as a
leader and instigator of the escape

in addition to Clooney

the trio consisted of Richard Peters

a former professional baseball player

Richard "Big" Dick Peters

convicted of indecent exposure and rape

no less than seven
times in the past ten years

citizens in a radius of 50 miles are warned
to be on the lookout for these three men

roadblocks have been set up on all
roads leading into and out of the county

every available officer has
been called into the search for

the three escape lunatics.

We must repeat

these men are exceptionally dangerous

and all citizens are warned to
contact the nearest sheriff's office

in the event these men are spotted.

It's terribly warm in here Betsy.

Why don't we remove some of those

heavy clothes?

You must remember

to forget.

Is this how Daniel Boone became famous?

Are you sure we're on
the right way Clooney?

If you guys don't stop yapping I'm
going to take you back to the looney bin.

Promises. Promises.

I'm sorry Ellie.

Now, back to the weather.

The weather promises to remain
the same for the next several days

as the heatwave continues

temperatures were extremely high
today for the fourteenth consecutive day

farmers in the upstate area

are in danger of severe crop loss

unless there is a break
in temperatures soon

lows tonight will be exceptionally high

and the highs tomorrow will be even higher

the mercury saw to its highest
reading at approximately 2 pm

this is your weather girl Simon saying

I'll be with you tomorrow night, on time.

What do you see?

I see a fat old man in the
chair and I think he's asleep.

She's gotta be soaking wet

I want to give her the real thing.

I want to give her the time of her life.

It might be a trap.

What's the old man doing now?

He's over in the corner
and he's definitely asleep.

Goddamn.

I haven't been this hard in a year.

Don't worry, you'll get your quiff.

Dick.

Wait.

One wrong move old man
and I'll break your arm.

Alright farmer let's go
check out the vibrator action.

What a dump.

Hello baby.

What do you want?

I'll call the police.

Frankly, I don't give a damn Scarlet.

Now, you lay in bed and be quiet.

Don't worry lady

I got something that's really good for you.

If you touch her I'm going to kill you.

The keys

give me the keys to the truck.

Thank you.

Wilson.

You hold the keys,
I'm gonna check this place out.

Dickie

you start without me

the plantations is all yours.

You turn me loose you bastard.
I'll take you both on one at each time.

Get him out of here Bruce
while I give this little lady a thrill.

You better be nice to her Dickie.

I'll be very upset with you if
you do something she doesn't like.

Don't worry about a thing Brucie boy

just keep the old man away from
me while I do his woman proper.

No please

you wouldn't dare

Earl do something.

Get ready baby.

If Earl comes here he'll kill you.

What you're talking about?

Just lie back and relax

you're about to get the best in the west.

So what should I do with this huge load?

Put him on the chair so
we keep an eye on him.

What's the sex freak doing?

Yes.

Sounds like he's killing it.

I'm a married woman, don't you understand?

Yeah momma

I understand

just lie back and enjoy it.

He's had a pretty rough time, alright.

Carl, what a divine outfit.

Thank you.

I think I need to get a drink.

Goodnight Tammy Wynette.

It's Randolph Scott.

This is possibility indecent.

You're damn right.

Look what that obnoxious horse is doing it,
it's quite positively obscene.

Earl, you aren't watching.
That's dumb Randolph.

A piano? Girl you're such fancy.

Brucie boy.

The nectar of the gods.

Old timer this will make you feel better

come on have a drink, you'll feel better.

You'll feel really good man, that's it.

Now, you'll gonna be alright.

Splendid, simple splendid.

Earl

this vermin is like a vicious animal.

What's that animal doing to poor Ellie?

Sounds fine with me.

I think he's such a demented boy
when he says he's going to get some

he gets it.

I can't fight anymore Earl

he's so big.

That's it

seven years without is much too long.

Can you take it baby?

I swear I'm gonna kill both of you.

Come on, here have a drink.

Go ahead.

Goddamn

anything this good can't be bad.

It feels so good

don't stop.

You believe what those nuts
at the White House are doing?

They are ruining our country.

Sex, sex, sex.

It's all she ever thinks of

I haven't had a good
night's sleep in years.

I'm still gonna kill you.

My son Carl is not a bad boy.

He just likes a little fun.

He's just a born practical joker

and likes to scare people

but he never ever hurt
anyone in his whole life.

Why? He wouldn't even hurt a fly.

Maybe just scare it a little.

Will you boys mind do me a little favor?

It's showtime, what is it?

Will you lock me in the closet?

And then

tell Ellie that I just put up one
hell of a battle in her honor.

What a marooned.

If you do that for me I won't kill you.

Okay old timer

but first one more chorus.

They sure beat the hell
out those four guards.

And you have no idea
which way they're heading?

No sir.
It's anybody's guess where they went.

They sound like really rough men.

Yeah.

There's no telling what they'd do if they
spot a whole school yard full of women.

Well, most of the campus will be
empty because of a holiday.

After tomorrow though
there'll only be a dozen girls

and I've got them all together
in one section of the dorm.

We won't be far away if
you need us Mr. Baxter.

Thank you officer.

I certainly hope I don't
have to make that call.

That was a good
demonstration of the backstroke

at this time we'll give the
breaststroke a try and please no jokes.

Alright girls

on your marks

get ready

get set.

Here comes Timothy Tight-ass.

Miss Crowley I'd like to
talk to you for a moment.

How come he never smiles?

I don't know but he better
not try anything with Sandy.

What would he do?
Do you think?

Whatever it is, he better just forget it.

Don't worry about him.

He's only interested in Miss Crowley.

Do you think he and her are?

Greta,
what have you been teaching this girl?

He wish to turn back strong
a couple of those zappers.

Greta.

Would you please have
them do some freestyle?

I'll be right back girls.

Yes Miss Crowley.

One, two, three, go.

I just talked to the state highway patrol

they haven't recaptured those three
men who escaped from the insane asylum.

They've got roadblocks set
up everywhere, haven't they?

Yes Miss Crowley

it's only a matter of time

but my responsibility is to these girls.

Very well.

Would you like me to cancel the
karate classes tonight Dr. Baxter?

No

That won't be necessary

no reason to create a panic unnecessarily.

Listen, I've got an idea.

Why don't you come along and
learn some basic karate moves?

No, no.

I'll be back at 9 pm

escort the girls back to the dormitory

you should be finished by then.

That farmer was so dumb.

Can you imagine wanting
to be locked in a closet?

I think he's a closeted gay.

Well, you didn't have to
slap the woman like that.

She shouldn't have called me a lesbian

I don't have to take that from
any silly bitch, it's her own problem.

I think she liked it.

She's a first class freakier.

Was I ready Clooney?

What do I know?

She sure was a screamer.

Slow this stagecoach down a bit.

I think I'm getting sick to my stomach
with all this whiz and bouncing.

Sure partner, may I just
pull over in the main road?

Or stop in a motel so
you can get some rest?

He's right Clooney, you better slow down

this road is getting worse and worse.

Anytime you guys want to slow
down just open the door and jump on

I driving this rig and I'm not
stopping for nothing, you get me?

What's wrong Clooney?

We're out of gas meat-head.

Shit.

You mean you never checked the gauge?

Sure, sure May West

after I got the gun, the knife, the whip

and the hat. It was the
next thing on my list.

I'll tell you what you see

sex and sin

plane and simple

the devil has taken over the entire world

topless dancers

pornographic films

dirty magazines

group sex

I can go on and on

but friends

the handwriting is on the wall

the eternal fires of
damnation are waiting

for sex sinners.

To keep this ministry going

please send your
contributions to

the ministry of peace

Tulsa, Okla...

State Police Chief Chester
Atkins reported that

they made off with the
farmer's pickup truck

it's described as a red
and white 1972 Ford

unfortunately the farmer
was far too intoxicated

to recall the license
number of the vehicle

Chief Atkins has alerted the entire...

You know some?

You guys want to know something?

The hell I'm gonna tell you anyhow

I want me some pussy.

All citizens are warned to be on
the lookout for these three men

do not try to apprehend them alone

repeating that number once again 8443000

that's 8443000

What do you think Carl?

I think it'd be wise to lay low right here

moving across that open
space wouldn't exactly be wise.

What kind of buildings are those? They look
like a college or a hospital or something.

Damn I'm starved.

How long would you think
it'll be before it gets dark?

A couple hours maybe.

Well, I can't wait that long.

I'm too damn hungry.

You guys ran through the
goddamn forest like Tarzan

and we gotta get some food.

How about you Nancy?

I suppose your belly is
stretching your ass too.

Well, to tell you the truth darling
food wouldn't be such a bad idea

but I didn't wear myself out
with that douche-bag last night.

That Ellie got some
great poon tang, pussy-boy.

To tell you the truth

against my better judgment
but I'm a little hungry myself.

There doesn't seem
to be anybody around.

That don't mean shit

it could be a trap and I don't feel
like walking into an old goddamn trap.

Will you tell me one thing Carl?

Have you ever been
accused of being paranoid?

I say let's take a chance.

Thank god they're gone.

I'm starving.

I'm glad you're still alive.

Petite pâtés?

You want my sweet Christmas pie?

I never touch that stuff.

Have you a serviette?

Goddamn this chow's great.

Not bad. Not bad.

Not bad?

It's better than Howard Johnson's.

This is Mr. Baxter

those student who have abided
by the rules and regulations

have left for the holiday

I want to take a moment to advice all
of you who are remaining on campus

that there'll be no change
in our regular schedules

uniforms will be worn as usual

and with the proper degree of modesty

meals will be served
at the appointed hours

and of course

all lights will be turned off promptly

at 10 pm.

What is this dump anyway?

Well, like a goddamn prison to me.

Yeah.

Another frying pan of fire.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Wait a minute, I've not finished yet.

Yeah, use two hands meat-head.

Several of the faculty

have volunteered to remain on campus

and will be available for consultation.

Put the food down.

These girls are amazons.

You.

You.

We must endeavor to maintain high standards

at all times

Fucking amazon.

I wish to inject a note of caution

we've been alerted that there has
been a escape from the state asylum

Damn, that sure looks good.

The free men are deranged maniacs

That's us he's talking about.

My god no.

They're armed and
considered to be very dangerous

be on the alert for any
suspicious looking characters

This guy has been
waiting for you for 7 years

I'll be on my office all weekend

and available for consultation if needed.

You better not try it.

Fantastic.

I'm warning you.

Fantastic.

They seem to be a lot bigger
than a royal wheels on the streets.

Thank you for your attention,
you may resume your duties.

You better not try it.

I'm warning you.

Let me go you maniacs.

Let me go.

Come on momma let's
go find ourselves a corner.

Damn man, this is the best looking
piece that I've have seen in a long time.

Goddamn.

You think this could be a trap Clooney?

Come in

come in my child, the new
shipment of specimens has arrived.

Mister Miles, they're so beautiful.

Now, those snakes are non poisonous

although they closely
resemble the rattlesnake

they are perfectly harmless

but I'll bet

I'll bet that they could really
scared the Dickens out of somebody

who didn't know the difference.

Mr. Miles you know so
much about so many things.

You're the smartest man I've ever met.

No, I wouldn't say that

or doctor Baxter could hear you.

That eagle is so beautiful.
Why can't I take my eyes off of it?

Why don't you just relax?

I'll get us some cokes.

What a wonderful idea Mr. Miles

you're so good to me

this is my favorite

its's beautiful.

How was the wine?

Excellent. Excellent.

Who is this Baxter fella
you've been talking about?

He's the principal.

Principal?

Principal of what? What is this place?

It's a school for girls

and he's the principal.

Well, the administrator actually.

I see.

Goddamn.

Let's get out of this dump

with a little luck we could
find a school for boys.

And leave all of this?

You gotta be kidding me Brucie.

No, no, no, no, I don't trust them

they could be lying, I think
we should lock them up.

I'm sorry ladies, it's going to
be a slightly inconvenience.

Where man? Just tell me,
where are we going to lock them up?

The food locker, you twitch.

We put some ice against the
door and when the ice melts

you ladies will be able to leave.

Are you crazy?

Yes.

You can't do that

we could catch a cold.

Not if you keep your
little sweet ass moving.

You never stop thinking, do you Carl?

Here's to a lovely evening.

To the ship.

Ahoy.

Come, come ladies.

It's getting awfully late.

Could just follow me please?

To where?

The freezer. What did I just finish saying?

Here.

You step into.

Tonight is warn.

That's good girls.

Get the ice Flasher.

My god.

I'm all wet.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Carl C. Clooney is in charge of
this escape, remember meat-head?

Shut up.

That should take a while to cool off.

Let's see what's going
on around this place.

You're very calm

relax your entire body

relax

I'm so relax.

Isn't that a house over there?

Yes, it is. Come on let's go.

Goddamn.

I sure hope there's some
good jugs over there.

You shut up with those jugs.

Come on.

Jugs.

Yes, give me exactly as you say.

Yes my dear

you have nothing to fear.

Come.

What?

You aren't going to believe this man.

What is it?

A chick,

a snake,

and a hypnotist.

A snake?

Man if you don't believe me,
come see for yourself.

Prepare myself.

Anticipate.

That is disgusting.

Not for the snake ain't it.

That chick sure looks good, that chick.

I'll say she was enjoying it.

This places is worst than the asylum.

I want to see what happens with the snake.

It's positively pornographic.

Come on, let's go.

My child

it won't be long now

you will relax

prepare yourself.

I must prepare myself.

Hold it right there.

What is this?

How dare you interrupt my experiment.

Experiment?

Why you dirty old man.

A filthy fat old farmer
and a dirty old man

I'm trying to tease a young
man around this dump.

What do you want?
What do you hooligans after?

I want this little girl right here.

I've got just the thing to wake her up.

This is the best piece
I've seen in a long time.

I will not tolerate such
a display in my own

don't lay a hand on that student.

You dirty old bag.

Using a slimy snake it's divine
decadence but you're sick, you're sick.

Give me that, I want to
check out the rest of this place.

I've never made it with a
chick in a trance before.

Leave that student alone.

Dick.

My god.

Just keep him away from me.

I've got to get this girl up.

He is a mess.

I'm going to call the police.

Shut up.

I told you to

take your hand off of that student.

Dick. Dick.

The snakes, lookout, the snakes.

Let's get the hell out of here.

They'll kill me.

Where is the shotgun asshole?

My god.

As much as I can dig
a little poon tang man

ain't no way in the world I'm going
to go back there and get some.

No way.

That guy was nuts with those snakes

it gives me the creeps to think about it.

So don't think about it.

There are some real messes
around this dump Carl.

Now, the problem is to get
some money and some wheels.

Yeah man, I don't want no wheels.
I want some nookie.

You demented crouton.

Is that all you ever think about?

Well, what else is there?

You two shut up.

Now let's check out
that building over there.

Man, this stuff is fantastic.

I can dig it but it's getting me so horny.

You know, it's really a shame that
the instructors left for the holidays

there's not gonna be too
much action around here.

I know, well there's Baxter,

old Mr. Miles and Steve Steel.

Like I said, there's not
gonna be too much action.

I got bigger jugs than that in the mail.

Well, shut up about those jugs.

You stay here and stand guard.

If you see Esther Williams
tell her she's all wet.

Go Flasher.

What about nailing those
two cops that keep coming by?

Jesus, I'm not that harder.

You know, it's really a shame
that Steve is so damned square.

What if we turn him on to summon his 9.5?

Who are you?

What do you want?

Pool maintenance ma'am.

We are here to check the filter.

You scare the piss out of us, man.

Is there

something burning here?

You guys are kind of cute

You ain't too bad yourself.

My name's Dick.

He's Carl.

I'm Alice. This is Madeline.

Come on in, the water is great.

Sorry ma'am

we're on duty.

Come on

take your shoes off, you'll love it.

You're cute.

Sorry.
Alice, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Well Alice

we've got work to do.

Come on

take your shoes off and
soak your tippy tippy toes.

What do you say Clooney?

Well, why not?

I mean after all

we have been on the run.

OK.

Wait, come on Dick sit close to me.

You guys want some good shit?

Some what?

Some grass meat-head.

Where have you guys
been for the last five years?

Sure, sure, Dick was just pulling your leg.

Yeah, yes we'd like to try some.

This stuff is dynamite.

Try it

you'll love it.

This is some good shit.

Clooney.

Clooney.

Fantastic.

Grapefruit City.

I think the ice is moving.

You lousy junkie.

You

you're crazy.

Dick.

Dick.

Get them.

Get them.

Get them.

What's going on?

Those guys are crazy.

Hello girls.

Now, let's get out of the bouncing door.

Move.

Ship

wreck.

Jesus, those girls

those girls are really crazy,
they couldn't even take a little joke.

Damn Carl baby, I didn't
know you couldn't even swim.

Carl, you are just such a boys camp.

Will those girls be bare ass?
When they've been bare ass.

Will they find themselves
tied to diving more naked

with their own bathing suits no less?

They were really uptight,
it's lucky they didn't get away

one of these days I'm going
to take swimming lessons.

There's the cops.
Get ready for trouble?

Stay calm.

How many are they?

Those escapees have been around here.

I'm sure nobody

There's two of them.

What do you think Carl?

Let's see what happens.

What do you say Bruce?

Hello.

Let's go in for a closer look.

Got it.

No telling which way they've gone,
bunch of bastards.

North, south, east or west

it's anybody's guess.

If I see or hear anything

I'll contact headquarters immediately

I have to be in the office all
night getting out the yearly budget.

Well, we're patrolling the area

we won't be more
than five minutes away.

Thank you gentleman.

I certainly appreciate your concern.

No trouble at all sir, that's what
we're here for to protect and serve.

I hate those dirty coppers.

Good night.

Wisely fucking cops

protect and serve my ass.

Isn't that a car there
by that building Carl?

Yeah, it sure shit is.

We've got ourselves some wheels.
Flasher, we've got ourselves some wheels.

Where is he?

Where did that dumb son of a bitch go?

Who cares? Come on, let's just get
the car and get the hell out of here.

We can't leave that idiot here,
he'll get caught sure as shit.

Goddamn.

Dick.

Dick.

Flasher.

Idiot.

What's that over there?

That idiot.

He's trying to grab those two girls.

Son of a bitch.

Take this son of a bitch.

Punch his balls.

He must be hurt.

The girls are on their way.

Let's go back and break his other leg.

Wait, they're coming back again.

My god Carl, they're gonna kill him.

That goddamn idiot.

Let's get him.

Those girls are definitely demented.

Let's get over there.

Come on.

Those crazy cunts.

They're trying to kill my best friend.

Get him.

We've got him now.

Come on.

Hang on Dick.

My ankle

I think is broken.

One more words.

One more words.

You're a couple of tough guys, aren't you?

A couple of tough bitches.

Well, let's just see how tough you are.

It's easy Carl if we don't grab them
before the police come back, we've had it.

Start fighting I said god dammit.

He is insane.

Now, I want to make
this really interesting.

Now, I'm gonna count to three

if you ain't fighting by
the time I count to three

you're both gonna get it.

One

two

good fight

yeah god dammit

come on bitches

fight

that's it

that is you bitches.

You gotta kill each other.

Yeah

ain't nothing

absolutely nothing in the world
that's better than a fight to the death

absolutely nothing.

Carl baby

you can't let this good stuff go to waste.

Yeah shit Flasher

you know I wasn't really gonna kill them.

Yeah.

What about the other one?

What about her?

Ain't nobody ever said that Carl
C. Clooney didn't have a heart

we'll be out of the state
by the time she comes to.

How are you baby?

Forgive me Donna.

Come on.

How's your ankle Flasher?

Hurts like hell.

We'll take our changes.

Bruce, Dickie

go see if that car has any
keys in it and check the gas

and don't walk into any goddamn trap.

You got it Carl.

Come on Bruce.

Sit down honey relax.

Why?

Why did he jump out and attack us?

We weren't bothering anyone.

Yeah, yeah, don't give me that shit.

You could have gotten away.
You could have made a run for easy.

Okay?

Greta let me see you doing it.

Let me hear more

you do it.

Okay?

See, you try it.

Pretty good Greta.

Sandy not bad

and let me see Penny

the last of us.

Okay midnight

do your thing.

OK Gladys, OK, OK.

We're in luck.
The keys are in the car.

Let's keep going.

Look what we've got here.

Why don't you sit over there next to Nancy
and I'll demonstrate with Susie here.

My god.

Look at all that young and
tender gorgeous snatch.

Who cares? Let's get the hell out of here.

Wait a minute

and leave all that good stuff?

I say let's give them the whirl baby.

Okay?

Keep trying.

Get a load of him

maybe we should stick around.

OK?

Come on, let's go tell Clooney.

Very good.

Clooney.

You're not going
to believe this man

that building over there is crawling
with all kinds of good looking broads

Well, let's go.

Well, away we go.

Ursula, come on push harder.

Nancy, would you please give
me those charts out of the office?

The one on breathing exercises

and those two on defensive positions.

Thanks a lot.

Okay Suzy, why don't you try?

OK, very good.

Excellent.

The best

the absolute best piece
I've seen in ten years

this one's mine

come on, let's go.

Freeze

nobody moves.

Do what he says

this maniacs, they just kill Donna

You dirty bastard.

Shut up and get down.

She needs attention.

Brucie

take him over there
and watch that window.

Don't make me spoil your looks pretty boy

hands on your head

march.

Dicks

get her out of here and watch that door.

Left face

upon the horsey

horsey.

Alright

everybody on your knees

put your hands on your head.

Come on, move it.

Hands on your head.

Everything's just fine Carl.
We've got nothing to worry about.

Pretty brave with a shotgun,
aren't you sport?

Every little bit helps.

What have you done to Miss Crowley?

Yeah mother, where is she?

Get back out

back I say.

What the hell is going on here?

Nancy

Where are you?

Will you knock it off?

Your Miss Crowley or Crow or
whatever name it is, she's alright.

What are you going to do with us?

Nothing, nothing, we're just gonna
tie you up and then we're gonna leave.

Dick, get some rope.

Goddamn. Shit.

Okay girls

get up and get your
asses against the wall.

Come on, move.

Move.

A queen, move.

I looked all over, man

here's a couple rolls of
that stuff we used on the lady

that's it, ain't no rope.

The hell with them Carl

let's load up the car and
get away from this dump.

I'm not going anywhere.

Take me

I'll be your hostage.

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Flasher come to me.

What's up Carl?

Just listen.

What do you say we have a
little fun before we take off?

What do you mean?

I don't get you man.

You will pal.

You will.

Alright girls

we're going to have a little
chorus line like in Las Vegas.

This guy's crazy.

We'd better humor him.

Jesus Christ.

We haven't got the time Carl.

Well, I'm taking the time Jane

if you want to go with Tarzan over there

go ahead

but leave the shotgun.

It's just that somebody is
bound to come by sooner or later.

Don't push me Brucie boy.

Yeah Bruce

if Clooney wants a goddamn chorus
then Clooney gets a goddamn chorus, right?

Damn right.

Okay girls all lined up like the Rockettes

we're gonna dance like the Rockettes.

This is fantastic

what a great idea.

I think I want tall one
right here with the big jugs.

Alright girls

on three we're gonna kick

I want a kick high

and I want a kick slow

ready?

On 1, 2,3 kick.

On 1, 2,3 kick.

On 1, 2,3 kick.

Help.

Help me.

Please.

Thank you for stopping.

He made us do it.

It was awful.

There are nothing to care with them.

Thank you for stopping.

Please

you must help me.

Christ.

How can you're so unconcerned?

Don't you believe me for god's sake?

We believe you baby

but let's get some of
this mud off your first

so we see what we're getting into, man.

You're so fine.

No shit.

Alright, now girls

I have an idea that's

that's really going to
liven up this chorus line.

I would like

each and every one of you

to take off your panties.

I don't have any on.

I'm so embarrassed

Steve is looking

I said I would like you to

take off those lousy panties.

Clooney

that's positively brilliant.

I thought you'd like that Flasher.

How about your Brucie boy?

David Merrick would love it.

OK girls

let's do it.

I want to see me some asses.

I'm not taking my panties
off for you or anybody else.

Listen

if all of you guys wanted is
somebody who spreads their legs

then I'm your girl.

No deal sweetheart.

No deals.

Now, we're going to do
the Busby Berkeley number

and no back talk.

Now get those panties off.

You chauvinist pig.

You can't exploit us young girls this way.

Wait a minute Clooney

if this little filly is so
anxious for my body

so let's not disappoint the young lady.

Right on hand.

You stay out of this.

You Flasher

if I have to ask you one more time.

Okay.

Okay Carl.

Dickie

would you get Gloria
Steinem panties off please?

I'm not taking off anything.

Okay momma

I'll take those panties off you.

Aren't you gonna help Bruce?

What's that? Thirty chaps getting away?

Alright tough man, take my panties off.

Let's see you try.

No man has ever beaten me before.

Go Greta

Come on, you can do it.

Grab her jugs Dickie.

The ankle trip.

Try the ankle trip Greta.

Watch out for the ankle trip Flasher.

Not my ankle.

Fine, I'll take you myself.

Greta making eye contact.

Yeah, yeah make eye contact Flasher.

Retreat Greta.

Set up a defense.

Flasher

finish her up by getting those
goddamn panties off of her.

It's also for you

now take those panties off

Don't mind that.

You want to get some coffee?

Well, it's about time we
check in that girl school.

No, let's

let's go bust those two hookers
over the trailer park again

I can stand a piece of ass.

Acres and acres of bush.

Clooney

you're a genius

a goddamn genius.

I can just see variety now,
David Merrick presents

The Furry Follies.

Yeah.

Take your pick Flasher.

Actually it's a two way tie

between this cute one over here

and Miss Hot Pants right here.

We only have room in the car
for one of them, let's get going.

Don't think about it handsome

I'm ready, willing and very very able.

Yeah well not so fast Miss Hot Ass

we're going to do this
real democratic like

tie both of them Flasher.

Jesus Christ.

Look Flasher, we only got room for one.

I've got it meat-head.

We'll flip a coin.

Heads

it's the beauty queen here.

Tales, it's Miss Hot Pants.

Yeah.

Well?

Well, well, well

it's heads.

Goddamn.

Now I know where I've
seen Hot Pants before

now she's my kind of girl.

That damn coin flipped the wrong way.

Goddamn.

Greta, what should I do?

You lay one hand on her
and I'll kill motherfucker.

Listen, Wonder Woman

I've had enough of your bullshit.

One more word out of
you and I'll furnish your

Use the gun Brucie.

Come on Clooney get us out of this.

What's happening baby?

Over here Dick I need some help.

Get him off me Dickie.

My head.

Move it.

Push, push.

My god

the safe is open.

Go get Miss Crowley, hurry.

Get me out of this, hurry.

What happened?

Girls give us a break.

Come on momma fight fair.

Are you OK?

Get that, come on.

Who turn off the lights?

Sorry fellas, every man for himself.

Miss call the police.

OK Steve.

Susie here's the bat in case you need it.

Yeah, he's gonna get some
sore balls that's for sure.

Dirty filthy perverts

attacking the innocent schoolgirls.

No, they will learn the errors
of their ways in due course.

Do me a favor fellas

take us back to the home
where it's safe and sane.

I told you guys that it could be a trap.

You know something Clooney?

There's people on the outside
that are much nuttier than we are

so how come we're always
on the inside looking out.

Well, let me make this perfectly clear

it's back to the drawing board

next time there won't be any mistakes

they won't have Carl C.
Clooney picking rocks anymore.

Gee whiz Dickie, isn't Carl tricky?