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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:10,700 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,800 THANK GOD YOU STOPPED. 3 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:22,467 OKAY, UM, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GET INTO 4 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,533 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ACTUAL CHOREOGRAPHY. 5 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,467 I'M GONNA START WITH YOUR SHOES, OKAY ? 6 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,667 I TOLD YOU TO GET CAPEZIO JAZZ OXFORDS. 7 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,133 I WILL GET THOSE SHOES TODAY. 8 00:00:30,167 --> 00:00:31,933 YOU'RE GONNA GET THE SHOES, BUT YOU'RE ALSO GONNA GET THE STEPS, 9 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:33,467 SO WE'RE GONNA BREAK IT DOWN ONE MORE TIME, 10 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,067 AND JUST WATCH ONLY MY FEET. 11 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:37,600 I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS SEVEN. 12 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:40,433 MY SOUNDS ARE A LITTLE OFF. 13 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:42,300 'CAUSE I DON'T REALLY PRACTICE THAT MUCH. 14 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,400 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 15 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:45,933 I CAN DO THAT, BUT NOT THE WAY YOU'RE DOING IT. 16 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:46,700 I CAN GO... 17 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:50,233 WHY CAN'T I JUST DO THAT ? 18 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,833 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE CHOREOGRAPHY ! 19 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:54,600 THERE YOU GO. 20 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:56,333 OKAY, I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS. 21 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:57,533 YOU MOVE YOUR FEET 22 00:00:57,567 --> 00:00:59,233 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE. 23 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,667 UH, DANCERS KNOW, DANCERS AFICIONADOS... 24 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,067 HELLO ? 25 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,800 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 26 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:05,400 HEY. 27 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,633 I'M MICHAEL. 28 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,400 YEAH, LARRY. 29 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:11,200 MICHAEL. 30 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:12,700 NICE TO MEET YOU. 31 00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:14,533 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 32 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:16,200 I HELPED YOU MOVE. 33 00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:17,900 THREE YEARS AGO. 34 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:19,367 ME AND RICHARD LEWIS. 35 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,900 YOU WERE STANDING ON THE STREET. 36 00:01:20,933 --> 00:01:24,400 YOU WERE SOLICITING PEOPLE FOR HELP. 37 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:25,667 HUH ? 38 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,567 HUH ? 39 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,733 YOU ? 40 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:29,067 THAT WAS ME, ME AND RICHARD LEWIS. 41 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,400 I'M SEEING HIM FOR LUNCH LATER. 42 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:32,533 LARRY, LARRY. LARRY. 43 00:01:32,567 --> 00:01:35,933 OH, MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING. 44 00:01:35,967 --> 00:01:36,967 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 45 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:38,833 OH, I'M THE REHEARSAL PIANIST. 46 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:39,867 GET OUT. 47 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,067 YOU'RE KIDDING. YEAH. 48 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,967 WE'RE GONNA BE WORKING TOGETHER FOR A WHILE. 49 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:45,233 THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, RHONDA. 50 00:01:45,267 --> 00:01:46,167 HELLO. 51 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,867 HI, LARRY, NICE TO MEET YOU. 52 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,067 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? 53 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,333 I HOOKED UP WITH A MODEL. 54 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,233 BOY, YOU LUCKED OUT. 55 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:58,867 HEY, MORNING. 56 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:01,067 HOW'S IT GOING ? 57 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:04,233 HEY, BEN, THIS IS OUR, UH, NEW PIANIST. 58 00:02:04,267 --> 00:02:05,667 HI. MICHAEL. 59 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,600 HOW DO YOU DO ? 60 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:07,233 BEN STILLER. 61 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:08,133 NICE TO MEET YOU. 62 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,433 NICE TO MEET YOU, MICHAEL. 63 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,067 THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, RHONDA. 64 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:12,300 HI. HEY, BEN. 65 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,367 RHONDA, NICE TO MEET YOU. 66 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,900 HANDS OFF, SHE'S TAKEN. 67 00:02:15,933 --> 00:02:20,133 HEY, LISTEN, I'M HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 68 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:22,367 YOU GUYS ARE ALL INVITED TO COME, PLEASE, ALRIGHT ? 69 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,533 FANTASTIC. 70 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:24,967 YEAH, MY BIRTHDAY WAS, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AGO, 71 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,067 BUT WE'RE HAVING THE PARTY THIS SATURDAY. 72 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:28,100 WELL, THANK YOU, I'D LOVE TO COME. 73 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:29,700 YEAH, COME ALONG AND NO GIFTS, OKAY ? 74 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,733 NO GIFTS. 75 00:02:30,767 --> 00:02:31,533 HOW COME YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY ON SATURDAY 76 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:32,533 IF IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO ? 77 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:34,067 'CAUSE CHRISTINE WAS OUT OF TOWN. 78 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:36,600 WE COULDN'T GET IT TOGETHER AND IT WORKED OUT THIS SATURDAY. 79 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:38,100 UH, SO WHY EVEN HAVE IT ALL ? 80 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:39,700 WHY NOT JUST FORGET IT, WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR. 81 00:02:39,733 --> 00:02:41,067 YOU BLEW IT, YOU KNOW ? 82 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,600 YEAH, I KNOW, I WISH WE COULD'VE DONE IT LAST WEEK, 83 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:43,800 BUT JUST, WE COULDN'T GET IT TOGETHER. 84 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:46,067 SHOULD BRING CHERYL, YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE FUN. 85 00:02:46,067 --> 00:02:48,600 KIND OF REMINDS ME A LITTLE OF, LIKE, PRESIDENT'S DAY. 86 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:50,533 IT'S NOT REALLY THE PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY. 87 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:52,700 IT'S SOME OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I DOING ? 88 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:53,567 YOU KNOW... 89 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,633 RIGHT. 90 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:56,500 WE'RE BACK, EVERYONE. 91 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,767 LET'S START AT THE TOP OF THE SCENE. 92 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:02,200 IT'S A TOTAL SCAM. 93 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:04,067 HE INTRODUCED HER AS A MODEL. 94 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:06,900 SHE'S LIKE, COMPLETELY BULLSHITTING THIS GUY. 95 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:07,967 'CAUSE HE'S BLIND. 96 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,067 BY THE WAY... 97 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,933 THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MEET KIM. 98 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:13,167 I MIGHT'VE MENTIONED KENNY, HE'S OLD MY FRIEND IN NEW YORK-- 99 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,233 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 100 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,500 SHE JUST MOVED OUT HERE FROM THE CITY. 101 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:16,933 AND, UH, IT'S HIS FIRST DAUGHTER, 102 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:19,333 AND SHE CALLS ME, LIKE, UNCLE RICHARD. 103 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,233 I KNOWN HER SINCE SHE WAS BORN. 104 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,200 REALLY ? 105 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:22,467 OH, THAT'S FUN, UNCLE RICHARD. 106 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,233 YEAH, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, SHE'S AN ACTRESS. 107 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,267 SHE'S A SINGER, SHE'S TALENTED, 108 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,133 BUT SHE WANTS TO GET HER BREASTS ENLARGED, 109 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:29,333 AND IT'S GONNA DRIVE KENNY CRAZY, AND... 110 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:30,167 HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT ? 111 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,100 NO. 112 00:03:31,133 --> 00:03:32,400 HE'S MY OLD FRIEND AND, UH... 113 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:35,067 I NEED YOU TO HELP TO TALK HER OUT OF IT. 114 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,700 JUST, LIKE, A BREAST INTERVENTION. 115 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,367 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING THIS UP ? 116 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,433 UH, THAT'S OKAY. 117 00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:40,700 I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING, THAT'S ALRIGHT. 118 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:42,800 YOU ALWAYS THINK OF SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. 119 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,967 IS EVERYTHING ELSE GOOD IN YOUR LIFE ? 120 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,167 BE HONEST WITH ME. 121 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,333 HMM ? 122 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:49,067 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY, 123 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:52,067 TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY BUGGING YOU. 124 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,700 I HAVE NOTHING TO CONFIDE. 125 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,800 YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED A HELL OF A LOT THAT YOU HAVE NOT SHARED. 126 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,200 WELL, YOU'VE MENTIONED THIS TO ME A COUPLE OF TIMES. 127 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:58,467 THAT I DON'T CONFIDE IN YOU, 128 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,600 AND I'M TELLING YOU THERE'S NOTHING TO CONFIDE. 129 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:03,067 YOU HAVEN'T CONFIDED IN ME IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. 130 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,300 HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 131 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,600 HI ! HEY. 132 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:06,833 UNCLE RICHARD. 133 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:08,467 LOOK AT YOU, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. 134 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,233 WHAT A DOLL, HUH ? 135 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:10,633 OH, BABY. 136 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,633 THIS IS MY FAKE NIECE, KIM. 137 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:13,733 LARRY DAVID. 138 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:14,733 LARRY, KIM. 139 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:16,167 HEY, IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 140 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,933 AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP, I DID SORT OF A HALF GET-UP THERE. 141 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:20,067 FOR MY NIECE, FAKE NIECE... 142 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,167 I THINK A FULL GET-UP WOULD'VE, YOU KNOW. 143 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,533 YEAH, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 144 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:26,100 LISTEN, YOU KNOW, I HOPE, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD BUT, 145 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,533 I'D REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY REEL, 146 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:29,733 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND. 147 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:31,567 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I COULD TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 148 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,467 I'M NOT REALLY, I'M NOT DOING TV RIGHT NOW. 149 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,500 THAT'S FINE, IT'S FINE. 150 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:36,667 HOW YOU DOING ? 151 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,067 I'M DOING REALLY, REALLY WELL, THANK YOU. 152 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:38,833 HOW ARE YOU ? 153 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:39,800 YOU LOOK FABULOUS, BY THE WAY. 154 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:40,967 OH, WHY THANK YOU. 155 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:43,067 SO THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH, SHE'S GOT, UH... 156 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:45,567 SOME PAIR KNOCKERS ON HER, HUH ? 157 00:04:47,433 --> 00:04:49,267 THEY'RE NOT REAL THOUGH, ARE THEY ? 158 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,567 HUH ? 159 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,800 WHOA. 160 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,067 HEY. 161 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,767 OH, WHAT'S ALL, WHAT'S ALL THAT ? 162 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,467 LOOK AT ALL HIS GIFTS. 163 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,200 I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING A PRESENT. 164 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,567 HE SAID NO GIFTS. 165 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,067 I, I DON'T GET IT. 166 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,667 HEY. HELLO. 167 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,800 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 168 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:11,900 DID YOU GUYS BRING A GIFT TO THIS THING ? 169 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:13,367 OF COURSE. YEAH. 170 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,067 HE SAID NO GIFTS. 171 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:17,500 NOBODY MEANS THAT, YOU TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY ? 172 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:19,067 OF COURSE I DID, LOOK AT ALL THESE. 173 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,500 OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE, CHICKEN ? 174 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,067 OH, YEAH, THANK YOU. 175 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,600 UH, NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 176 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:25,500 YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING, RIGHT ? 177 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,467 NO, I DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING. 178 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,867 HE SAID NO GIFTS, SO I DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING. 179 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:30,200 YEAH, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ? 180 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:31,767 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME LOOK BAD, YOU KNOW THAT ? 181 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,833 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! 182 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:34,133 HEY. 183 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,333 HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 184 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:38,133 THANKS FOR MAKING IT. 185 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,967 SO IT'S THE TWO OF YOU, HUH ? 186 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:40,867 OH, YEAH. 187 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,967 EXCITING, THAT'S GREAT. 188 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:44,767 UP ON THE BOARDS TOGETHER. 189 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,767 YEAH. 190 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,733 FIGURING IT OUT. 191 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:47,600 IT'S GOING GREAT ? 192 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:48,933 IT'S GOING, IT'S GOING. 193 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,100 I THINK IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD. 194 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,167 YEAH, IT'S GOING OKAY. 195 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,600 WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS THING ? 196 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,333 I THINK A WOMAN WILL COME AROUND. 197 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,267 JUST, YOU CAN PUT IT ON A TABLE. 198 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,533 EVERY TIME I GET ONE OF THESE, 199 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:59,500 I WIND UP HOLDING IT THE WHOLE NIGHT, YOU KNOW ? 200 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,767 IT'S A LOT OF DANCING YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO. 201 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,067 OH, MAN, OH, IT IS. 202 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:05,367 I MEAN, I CAN SEE WHEN LARRY COMES HOME... 203 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,300 IS HE EXHAUSTED WHEN HE COMES HOME ? 204 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,967 I'M NOT TIRED. 205 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:10,133 YOU GOTTA WORK ON IT. 206 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,133 YOU GOTTA WORK ON IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE, 207 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:12,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 208 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:13,900 YOU GOTTA DO OFF-HOURS WORK, AND KIND OF JUST 209 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:16,067 SO YOU'RE PREPARED WHEN YOU COME INTO REHEARSALS. 210 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,833 IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT WORKING AS HARD, 211 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:19,400 BUT IT LOOKS MORE EFFORTLESS MAYBE. 212 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:20,533 IT DOES LOOK LIKE LESS EFFORT. 213 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:21,567 MM-HMM. 214 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,633 I MEAN, IT LOOKS, LESS EFFORT, EFFORTLESS. 215 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,200 LIKE AN IDIOT, HOLDING THE SKEWER. 216 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,633 WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THIS THING ? 217 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:30,567 WE'RE GONNA MINGLE. 218 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,167 NO, YOU SHOULD MINGLE. 219 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,267 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 220 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,100 IT'S YOUR PARTY, YOU CAN MINGLE IF YOU WANT TO. 221 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,533 FIND ME A SKEWER GUY. 222 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:38,300 THIS IS, WILL YOU SEND HIM OVER ? 223 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,600 THROW IT DOWN, IT'S FINE. 224 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,067 YEAH, RELAX, LARRY, RELAX. 225 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,733 BYE, GUYS. 226 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:43,667 ALRIGHT. 227 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,933 DID YOU TELL LAR ABOUT MY NEW THING ? 228 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:47,433 NO, I ACTUALLY DIDN'T. 229 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:49,067 WHY DON'T YOU TELL LARRY ABOUT YOUR NEW THING ? 230 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,400 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 231 00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:52,600 I'M DESIGNING THESE SHIRTS NOW, 232 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:55,133 THAT ARE SELLING LIKE FUCKING HOTCAKES. 233 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:56,300 ARE YOU KIDDING ? 234 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,467 INTERESTING, WHIMSICAL, I'M TELLING YOU... 235 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,633 WELL, GOOD FOR HER. 236 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,467 I GOT THEM OUT IN THE TRUNK, YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ? 237 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,133 NOT, NOT RIGHT NOW, BUT I'LL SEE THEM. 238 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,233 YOU WILL, YOU WILL. 239 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:05,633 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I WANNA SAY HELLO TO MICHAEL. 240 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,500 THE PIANO PLAYER, FROM THE SHOW ? 241 00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:09,733 DID HE SAY HE CAN'T SEE MY CLOTHES ? 242 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:13,367 ( in disguised voice ) HELLO. 243 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,133 LARRY ? 244 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,667 GET OUT OF HERE, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ? 245 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,667 AW, COME ON, I WAS DOING A CHARACTER. 246 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,533 ( chuckling ) 247 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:22,533 YEAH, WELL, I SAW THROUGH IT. 248 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,967 LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT WEEK ? 249 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:27,300 TUESDAY NIGHT, I'M DOING A SET AT THE MINT. 250 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,300 CAN YOU COME ? 251 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,067 YOU'LL ENJOY IT, SHOW TUNES. 252 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,167 TUESDAY I THINK I HAVE A CLAN MEETING. 253 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,733 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 254 00:07:33,767 --> 00:07:34,933 THANKS. 255 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:37,100 HEY, WHERE'S RHONDA ? 256 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,633 SHE'S PARKING THE CAR. 257 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,867 HEY, LISTEN, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 258 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,633 SURE. 259 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,933 DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL ? 260 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:47,500 EH... 261 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,267 EH ? 262 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,067 EH. 263 00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:52,967 YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, LARRY ? 264 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:54,867 I DON'T SAY BEAUTIFUL. 265 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,267 SHE'S NICE. 266 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,067 HUH. 267 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,600 SHE TOLD YOU SHE WAS A MODEL ? 268 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:02,900 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 269 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:04,533 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE ? 270 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,800 YOU CAN'T SEE HER ANYWAY. 271 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:06,900 WHAT ? 272 00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:09,167 THAT'S ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES, RIGHT ? 273 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,733 THAT AND THE GOOD HEARING. 274 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:12,633 GOOD HEARING ? 275 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,233 WHAT IS THAT, A MYTH ? 276 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:16,067 I THOUGH BLIND PEOPLE HAD BETTER HEARING. 277 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,333 I DON'T KNOW, LARRY, I'VE NEVER HAD IT TESTED. 278 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,633 LIKE A DOG, I THOUGHT YOU HEAR LIKE A DOG. 279 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,067 HEY, LARRY. 280 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,233 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 281 00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:27,633 SO THE THING THAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THESE SHIRTS 282 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,867 IS THAT I'VE GOT THE BUSINESS FROM THE HOUSE. 283 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,433 AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. 284 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,167 FANTASTIC. 285 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,333 YOU KNOW, I KNOW. 286 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:35,400 WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THEM, YOU ARE GONNA DIE. 287 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:37,633 OKAY. 288 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:42,100 NOW, IS THIS CUTE ? 289 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:45,867 I MEAN HOW MUCH FUN IS THIS, HUH ? 290 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,433 GREAT, RIGHT ? 291 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:49,133 YOU KNOW, NICE. 292 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,133 YEAH. 293 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:54,167 NOT QUITE MY CUP OF TEA, BUT, YOU KNOW... 294 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,100 IT'S NICE. 295 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,600 ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 296 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:58,533 FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TEA. 297 00:08:58,567 --> 00:08:59,867 WHAT ? 298 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:02,800 WHOEVER SAID YOU HAD TASTE, MR. HUSHPUPPY RUMPLED SUIT LOOK. 299 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,933 WHAT, IT'S NICE. 300 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:06,300 YOU KNOW, WE ALL CAN'T LIKE THE SAME THINGS. 301 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,067 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, WHEN I SHOWED THEM TO BEN STILLER, 302 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,200 HE HAPPENED TO LOVE THEM. 303 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,567 RIGHT, HONEY ? 304 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,733 HE WENT NUTS FOR THEM, I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 305 00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:13,633 BEN LIKED THAT ? 306 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:14,767 YEAH, HE HAS TASTE. 307 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,767 ALRIGHT, I'M SORRY. 308 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,933 I THINK IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE... 309 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:19,600 STOP RIGHT NOW. 310 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:22,500 ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE CAR. 311 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:23,700 I'LL BE RIGHT UP. 312 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:25,933 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE, THEY'RE-- 313 00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:27,100 AHH ! 314 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,667 THAT'S THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OF OUR LIVES. 315 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,800 ( laughing ) 316 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,500 OH, MAN. 317 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:52,867 YEAH, I KNOW. 318 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,833 THIS IS THE WOMAN FROM THE SHOW, RIGHT ? 319 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:56,467 SHE'S COMING TO BROADWAY WITH US ? 320 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,500 YEAH, SHE PLAYS OULA HERE, 321 00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:59,533 AND SHE'S GOING WITH THE NEW YORK COMPANY. 322 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,633 WHAT'S HER REAL NAME ? 323 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,767 KATIE HUFFMAN. 324 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,400 YOU WANNA MEET HER ? 325 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,633 I DON'T HAVE TO, I DON'T... 326 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:06,533 COME ON. 327 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:07,667 YEAH. YOU KNOW HER ? 328 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:10,133 YEAH, SHE'S NICE. 329 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,600 HEY, KATIE. 330 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,367 HI, BEN. 331 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,900 HOW ARE YOU ? 332 00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:14,467 I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 333 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,300 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 334 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,933 THANK YOU, THIS IS LARRY DAVID. 335 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:19,333 HEY, LARRY DAVID. 336 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,633 CONGRATULATIONS. 337 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,467 OH, YEAH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 338 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,600 THAT'S GONNA BE FUN. 339 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,467 YEAH.THE THREE OF U. 340 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,300 I'M GONNA GO PEE. 341 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,933 OH, OKAY. 342 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:29,133 YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS. 343 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,967 I DO. 344 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,033 HE'S GREAT, ISN'T HE ? 345 00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:33,333 YEAH, YEAH. 346 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,833 IT'S NOT REALLY... 347 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:38,667 IT'S NOT REALLY HIS BIRTHDAY THOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY. 348 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,167 IT WAS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. 349 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,067 YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY 350 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,767 TWO WEEKS AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY. 351 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,667 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS THERE ? 352 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,900 WELL, WHY DON'T I HAVE MY BIRTHDAY ? 353 00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:48,833 MY BIRTHDAY WAS TWO MONTHS AGO. 354 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:49,867 I THINK I'LL HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 355 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,933 OKAY. 356 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:53,833 OKAY, THREE DAYS, NO MORE THAN THAT THOUGH. 357 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,467 NO, IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE. 358 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,133 THERE'S GOTTA BE A TIME, THERE'S GOTTA BE A CUT-OFF POINT 359 00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:00,300 WHERE YOU CAN'T HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 360 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,267 ARE YOU SO DESPERATE FOR A PARTY ? 361 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,600 THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PARTY TWO WEEKS AFTER ? 362 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,600 WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR, YOU MISSED IT. 363 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,367 SO, BOO HOO, YOU MISSED THE PARTY. 364 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,067 WHAT IS THIS ? 365 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,500 I'VE GOT, I'M WALKING AROUND WITH THIS SKEWER. 366 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,867 ALL NIGHT NOW. 367 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,233 CAN'T GET RID OF THESE THINGS. 368 00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:18,767 YOU KNOW ? 369 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,300 I DON'T LIKE A KABOB. 370 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,067 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR FEELINGS ARE ABOUT A KABOB, 371 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,367 BUT I'M NOT A KABOB GUY. 372 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,067 MMM. 373 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,933 AND THEN, YOU GOT THIS STICK, WHAT DO YOU DO ? 374 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,200 YOU PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET ? 375 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,533 STICK YOURSELF IN THE SCROTUM. 376 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,067 THEN WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ? 377 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,567 SCROTUM KABOB. 378 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,067 YOU KNOW ? 379 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,067 GOOD TO MEET YOU, LARRY. 380 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:40,667 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 381 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,067 YEAH. 382 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,167 MY DOG HAS FLEAS ? 383 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,333 NO ! 384 00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:01,733 THE GUARD HAS TREES IS WHAT I SAID, SAMMY. 385 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,933 WHAT ARE YOU, PLAYING TELEPHONE ? 386 00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:03,967 YEAH, YEAH, TELEPHONE. 387 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,267 HUH, MAYBE, UH, MAYBE I'LL JOIN IN. 388 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,667 WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY SPACE, LARRY. 389 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,267 YOU CAN TAKE MY SPOT. 390 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,867 OH, I WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR SEAT. 391 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,300 NO, GO AHEAD AND PLAY. 392 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,367 OH, MY GOD. 393 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,800 WHAT A, WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY CHILD. 394 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,833 VERY NICE OF YOU, ALEXANDRA. 395 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,067 OKAY. 396 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,633 LET'S PLAY A LITTLE TELEPHONE. 397 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:21,800 YOU GOT ONE, HONEY ? 398 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,733 OKAY. 399 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,167 I LOVE TITS ? 400 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:45,800 ( laughing ) 401 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,433 THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU ? 402 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,300 IT'S FUNNY TO SAY THAT IN A ROOM FULL OF CHILDREN ? 403 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,733 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 404 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,933 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME ! 405 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,533 DALTON, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM ? 406 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,200 I LOVE PIGS. 407 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,067 I LOVE PIGS. 408 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:57,967 NO, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 409 00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,100 SAMMY, WHAT DID YOU SAY ? 410 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,833 I LOVE PIGS. I LOVE PIGS, LARRY. 411 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:01,867 NO, BUT... 412 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,067 YOUR SICK, PERVERSE MIND TWISTED IT AROUND. 413 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,900 IT'S NOT FUNNY, THESE ARE KIDS IN HERE ! 414 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:10,067 HE, WELL, WHAT DID, NO, YOU SAID, I... 415 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:11,333 NO, HE DIDN'T. 416 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:14,567 OKAY, HE DID NOT SAY IT. 417 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,333 WE'RE GONNA GO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 418 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,567 COME ON. 419 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,933 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM WHAT YOU SAID. 420 00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,067 YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 421 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,200 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME ?! 422 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:21,933 I LOVE PIGS. 423 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,400 NO, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 424 00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,633 SO WRONG, SO WRONG. 425 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:29,767 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 426 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,833 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 427 00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:38,700 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR BEN * 428 00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:44,333 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 429 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,100 WHY DIDN'T YOU SING ? 430 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,067 HUH ? 431 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:49,833 WHY WEREN'T YOU SINGING ? 432 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:50,900 I HATE THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG. 433 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,267 I DON'T SING THAT. 434 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,333 HEY, JEFF. 435 00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,467 COME HERE, I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 436 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,800 I GOT THIS HUGE GOLF TIP THE OTHER DAY. 437 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,800 REALLY ? 438 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,233 YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, FOR THE BACKSWING. 439 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,500 OKAY, SHOW ME. 440 00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,067 IT'S REALLY WORKING. 441 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,867 UM, ALRIGHT, HERE'S, THIS IS MY GOLF CLUB. 442 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,933 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL GOLF CLUB. 443 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,400 WATCH THIS, OKAY. 444 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:14,067 LET'S SAY THAT'S THE BALL, OKAY ? 445 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:17,133 YOU WANNA TAKE THE CLUB AND GIVE IT BACK TO THE CATCHER. 446 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,067 RIGHT. 447 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:18,600 GIVE IT TO THE CATCHER. 448 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,200 HERE WATCH THIS. 449 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,200 OW ! 450 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,733 SHIT ! 451 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,400 OH, JESUS ! 452 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,833 FUCK ! 453 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,133 OW ! 454 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,867 I CAN'T SEE. 455 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,067 WHAT DID YOU DO ? 456 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:33,533 GOD, HONEY. 457 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,100 SKEWER. 458 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,367 YOU GUYS SEE HOW MUCH EASIER IT IS WITH THE RIGHT SHOES ? 459 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,900 YEAH, YEAH. 460 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,467 OKAY, AND HERE'S THE OTHER THING. 461 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,400 THAT'S THE REHEARSAL TEMPO, ALRIGHT ? 462 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,900 THAT'S THE WAY I TAUGHT IT TO YOU TO BREAK IT DOWN. 463 00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,433 BUT IT'S MORE LIKE THIS, ALRIGHT ? 464 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,800 ( faster tempo ) 465 00:14:58,833 --> 00:14:59,767 GOT IT ? 466 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,700 AND... 467 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:07,067 YOU'RE BEHIND. 468 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,200 KEEP IT SMALL. 469 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,433 KEEP IT SMALL. 470 00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:10,333 KEEP YOUR WEIGHT OVER THE CENTER OF YOUR. 471 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,367 COME ON, THAT'S TOO FAST. 472 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,800 I CAN'T DO IT AT THAT TEMPO. 473 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,300 THAT'S THE TEMPO IT IS IN THE SHOW. 474 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,600 UM, CAN WE TAKE A FIVE ? 475 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,900 FIVE MINUTES, EVERYONE. 476 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:19,733 FIVE MINUTES. 477 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:22,067 USE YOUR TIME WISELY. 478 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:26,333 BULLSHIT, THAT'S NOT THE TEMPO. 479 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:27,200 GET OUT OF HERE. 480 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,233 I THINK IT IS. 481 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,067 WHAT ? 482 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,300 PRETTY MUCH. 483 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,767 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ANY HUMAN COULD DANCE TO THAT TEMPO. 484 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,433 YOU'D HAVE TO BE FLASH TO DANCE LIKE THAT. 485 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,533 WHO ? 486 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:37,500 OH, FORGET IT. 487 00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:38,467 IT'S A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER. 488 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,467 WORE THE RED COSTUME. 489 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,867 THE GUY IN THE RED COSTUME. 490 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,433 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RED IS. 491 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,533 HM. 492 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,700 IT'S HARD TO TALK TO A BLIND GUY. 493 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,567 YOU HAVE NO REFERENCES. 494 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,167 I DON'T KNOW COMICS, LARRY. 495 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,133 WHAT'S WITH YOU ? 496 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,800 OH, RHONDA AND I KEPT FIGHTING ALL NIGHT. 497 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,867 SHE KEEPS INSISTING THAT SHE'S NOT MISREPRESENTING HERSELF. 498 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,133 OH, REALLY. 499 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,100 YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO TELL MY WIFE I LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT. 500 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,133 BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE CAN SEE. 501 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,067 YOU DIG ? 502 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,200 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ? 503 00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,133 MM-HMM. 504 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,200 HEY, BEN, YOU'RE HERE. 505 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,667 HEY, STEVE, HOW YOU DOING ? 506 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,233 HEY. 507 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,067 HEY. 508 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:13,200 OH, MY GOSH. 509 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,133 I'M SO SORRY, MAN. 510 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,733 SO SORRY. 511 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,400 IT WAS THAT SKEWER, THAT FUCKING SKEWER. 512 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,133 BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET, REMEMBER I MENTIONED IT ? 513 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,133 I COULDN'T GET RID OF IT. 514 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,433 YEAH, I GOTTA SCRATCHED RETINA. 515 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,300 OH, MY GOD. 516 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,533 YEAH. 517 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,967 I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT, 518 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,900 WHY YOU COULDN'T, UH, SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 519 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,600 BEN, I NEVER SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 520 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:32,800 IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 521 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,167 I'M A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS SINGING IT. 522 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,933 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 523 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,133 STUPID, STUPID SONG. 524 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,133 IT'S A STUPID SONG. 525 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,567 RIGHT, AND ALSO, THANKS FOR NO GIFT, TOO. 526 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,100 I SEEM TO RECALL SOMEBODY INVITING ME TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY 527 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:49,167 AND SAYING, "NO GIFTS". 528 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,100 COME ON, LARRY. 529 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,333 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT'S BULLSHIT. 530 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,367 YEAH. BULLSHIT ? 531 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,533 HOW'S THAT BULLSHIT ? 532 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,067 IT'S BULLSHIT, YOU SAY, NO GIFT, SO BRING A GIFT. 533 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,733 WELL, WHY'D YOU EVEN SAY IT ? 534 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,833 JUST, I'M JUST SAYING THIS AS A FRIEND. 535 00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,300 YOU REALLY HAVE A LITTLE WAYS TO GO 536 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,667 WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH PEOPLE, REALLY. 537 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,233 HOW SO ? 538 00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,367 YOU DON'T EVEN SHAKE MY HAND THE FIRST TIME I SEE YOU, 539 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,100 YOU KNOW, AT THE THEATER, YOU KNOW ? 540 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,600 YOU HAD SNOT@ YOU'D JUST SNEEZED. 541 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,200 THAT WAS A DRY SNEEZE, LARRY. 542 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,333 IT WASN'T A SNEEZE, IT WAS A-- 543 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,200 I CAN'T ASSUME DRY, I GOTTA ASSUME WET. 544 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,400 IT'S AIR COMING OUT. 545 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:16,933 I'M NOT GONNA PUT OUT MY HAND IF IT'S FULL OF SNOT. 546 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,133 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AIR. 547 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,867 I THOUGHT I SAW SOME LITTLE SPECKLES FLYING. 548 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,667 I WOULD ASSUME YOU WOULD KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW 549 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,333 THAT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A HANDFUL OF SNOT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND. 550 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,700 AND, BY THE WAY-- 551 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,067 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T KNOW SNOT SPECKLES ARE COMING OUT. 552 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,300 I SAW SNOT SPECKLES FLYING. 553 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,400 GUYS, WE NEED TO START. 554 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:29,267 YEAH, PLEASE. 555 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,800 TOP OF THE PAGE, PAGE 31. 556 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,300 ( piano music ) 557 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,100 ( knocking ) 558 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,667 HI, LARRY. 559 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,333 HEY, KIM. 560 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,500 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU ? 561 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,233 SO, LISTEN, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T CALL, 562 00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,267 BUT I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 563 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,067 AND I JUST WANTED TO BRING BY MY HEADSHOT 564 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,067 AND MY REEL AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 565 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:03,833 THERE YOU GO. 566 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:04,367 COME ON IN. 567 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,533 OH, THANKS. 568 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,567 WOW, YOU HAVE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 569 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,967 YEAH, WE JUST MOVED IN. 570 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,067 DID YOU ? 571 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,500 YEAH, SECOND TIME WE'VE MOVED IN TWO YEARS. 572 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,967 THAT'S A NIGHTMARE. 573 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:18,200 YEAH, WE HAD TO MOVE, WE HAD A FILM CREW ON OUR BLOCK, AND... 574 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,700 OH, WHAT A DRAG. 575 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,833 LISTEN, I'VE GOT A BOOK I WANT TO GIVE TO RICHARD. 576 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,933 SO WAIT HERE, I'LL GO ... 577 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,433 SURE, SURE, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 578 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,533 ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? 579 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:28,667 YOU DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME ? 580 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,300 * DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA * 581 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,567 OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 582 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,667 THAT'S IT ? 583 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,633 THAT'S IT. 584 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,133 IT'S ALL DONE, ALREADY ? 585 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,300 IT'S ALL DONE. 586 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,267 BOY, THAT WAS FAST. 587 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,367 AN HOUR, IN AND OUT, DONE, BOOBS. 588 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,567 GENIUS. 589 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,767 DON'T THEY LOOK REAL ? 590 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,133 REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID THEY WERE NOT GONNA LOOK REAL ? 591 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,067 DO THEY NOT LOOK REAL ? 592 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,100 YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ? 593 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,967 CHECK THEM OUT, CHECK THEM OUT, LOOK. 594 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,233 THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT ? 595 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,700 YEAH, FEEL THEM, THEY FEEL TOTALLY NATURAL. 596 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,633 I'M SURE. 597 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,167 COME ON, LARRY, DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT. 598 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,900 COME HERE, FEEL THEM, CHECK THEM OUT. 599 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,500 THEY FEEL GOOD, RIGHT ? 600 00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,433 SQUEEZE THEM, GIVE THEM A LITTLE... 601 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,867 SHE JUST, YOU KNOW, SHE GRABBED MY HANDS, 602 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,267 AND SHE JUST PUT THEM OVER THERE. 603 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,067 OH, REALLY, WELL, GUESS WHAT ? 604 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,267 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 605 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,133 BECAUSE THAT WAS YOUR 10th ANNIVERSARY GIFT RIGHT THERE. 606 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:20,333 OKAY, OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 607 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,367 YES, YES, YES. 608 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,767 COME ON, CHERYL, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 609 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,667 THAT WASN'T SEX. 610 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,067 YOU JUST HAD SEX ! 611 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,200 TOUCHING A BREAST IS SEX. 612 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,067 IT WASN'T A REAL BREAST. 613 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,433 OH, REALLY ? 614 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,367 IT WAS LIKE PUTTING MY HAND ON HER HEAD OR SOMETHING. 615 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,500 IT WAS NOTHING. 616 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,500 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON HER HEAD ? 617 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,333 'CAUSE SHE DIDN'T PUT MY HAND ON HER HEAD. 618 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:39,500 SHE PUT IT OVER HERE. 619 00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:41,633 I LIKE THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR OWN HANDS. 620 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,333 SHE TOOK MY HANDS, AND WENT LIKE THAT. 621 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,200 I SAW IT, I SAW IT, LARRY. 622 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,367 THAT'S IT. 623 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,267 NO, DON'T. 624 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,433 WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU ? 625 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,433 LOOK, OKAY, LET... 626 00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,600 OH, TITMOUSE. 627 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:56,267 WHAT ? 628 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,567 I JUST SAW A TITMOUSE. 629 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,133 A TITMOUSE ? 630 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:01,867 A MOUSE. 631 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,833 TITMOUSE, MOUSE. 632 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,233 WHY DO YOU CALL IT A TITMOUSE ? 633 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,033 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT, A TITMOUSE, SAME THING. 634 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,333 WHO CALLS IT THAT ? 635 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,067 A LOT OF PEOPLE CALL IT THAT. 636 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,933 OH, MY GOD. 637 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:11,700 WHAT ? 638 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,600 YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TITS. 639 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,633 YOU'RE FEELING UP SOMEBODY'S TITS. 640 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,600 YOU'RE TALKING TO KIDS ABOUT TITS. 641 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,567 TALKING TO KIDS ? 642 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,900 THE KID SAID, I LOVE TITS. 643 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:21,867 THAT'S WHAT THE KID SAID TO ME. 644 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,133 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ? 645 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,233 WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO LITTLE BOYS ABOUT TITS ? 646 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:27,400 HE WHISPERED IT TO ME, IT WAS PART OF THE GAME. 647 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,400 HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED TELEPHONE BEFORE ? 648 00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,800 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY TELEPHONE, DO YOU ? 649 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,033 I DO KNOW HOW TO PLAY TELEPHONE. 650 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,000 OH, DO YOU ? 651 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,867 YEAH, BUT I PLAY THE G-VERSION. 652 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,967 IT'S USUALLY SOMETHING LIKE, SUSIE LIVES DOWN THE LANE. 653 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,900 ( phone ringing ) 654 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:45,100 THE KID DIDN'T SAY, SUSIE LIVES DOWN THE LANE. 655 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,200 HE SAID, I LOVE TITS. 656 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,500 WHAT ? 657 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:49,900 OH, MY GOD. 658 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,467 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 659 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,133 ALRIGHT, SIT TIGHT. 660 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,567 WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 661 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,633 WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HER ? 662 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,267 I NEED TO BE WITH A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN. 663 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,567 AND SINCE YOU WERE KIND ENOUGH TO POINT THAT OUT TO ME, 664 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,100 SHE HAD TO GO. 665 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,200 YOU NEED TO BE WITH A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN ? 666 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,700 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ? 667 00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:11,833 LOOK, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 668 00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:15,600 I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE, SHE WAS INDISPENSABLE. 669 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,833 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS ? 670 00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:18,867 YES, I HAVE FRIENDS. 671 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,067 BUT I'M NOT GONNA IMPOSE ON THEM. 672 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,433 I THINK YOU SHOULD HELP ME. 673 00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:24,733 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO THIS MESS. 674 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,767 I NEED A LITTLE HELP. 675 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:30,067 THANKS A LOT, LARRY. 676 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,933 JUST, GRAB IT THIS WAY. 677 00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:33,533 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET IN BETWEEN. 678 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,800 WE'RE NOT A GAY COUPLE. 679 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,100 ( music ) 680 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,767 HEY. 681 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,267 HEY. 682 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,167 WHAT'S DOING ? 683 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,333 NOTHING. 684 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:29,500 UM, I ACTUALLY WANNA BUY ONE OF THOSE, UH, SHIRTS. 685 00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:30,467 YEAH ? 686 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,300 YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE STUD SWEATSHIRTS. 687 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,467 YEAH, THOSE ARE GREAT. 688 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,600 YEAH, I NEED TO BUY ONE FOR BEN. 689 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:35,667 OH. 690 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,900 'CAUSE, UH, SUSIE SAID HE LIKED IT, RIGHT ? 691 00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:37,967 HOW'S BEN DOING ? 692 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,233 THE EYE IS OKAY. 693 00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:42,533 THE EYE IS NOT THE PROBLEM. 694 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,467 THE PROBLEM, WAS THAT I DIDN'T SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 695 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,067 HE'S MAD AT YOU FOR THAT ? 696 00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:48,300 I DON'T SING THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG. 697 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,233 WELL, I NEVER SEE YOU SING THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG. 698 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,400 IT'S A STUPID SONG, I DON'T LIKE IT. 699 00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:52,933 WELL, YOU'RE ENTITLED. 700 00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:54,500 I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THOSE STICKS, THOUGH. 701 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,533 I LOOKED AROUND AT THAT PARTY AT ONE POINT. 702 00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:59,067 I SAW FIVE PEOPLE HOLDING STICKS. 703 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,400 I DID. 704 00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:01,600 I WAS CHECKING. 705 00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,400 CAN'T JUST LAY IT DOWN, LIKE, ON A TABLE ? 706 00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:04,900 IT'S GROSS. 707 00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,233 YOU CAN'T PUT THAT DOWN ON A TABLE. 708 00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:08,167 YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR A SERVER TO COME BY. 709 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,367 DO ME A FAVOR. 710 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,067 YEAH. 711 00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:11,267 GET THE SHIRT. 712 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,733 DO NOT SAY IT'S FOR BEN, SAY IT'S FOR YOU. 713 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,567 SHE'S ALL PISSED OFF ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT, YOU KNOW... 714 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,833 FINE, YEAH, OKAY. 715 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,067 SUSIE ! 716 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:22,267 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, LARRY ? 717 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,467 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 718 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,100 I WOULD LOVE TO BUY ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS. 719 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,233 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 720 00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,633 NO, SERIOUSLY. 721 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,800 IT'S, LIKE, YOU GO TO A MOVIE AND IT KIND OF STAYS WITH YOU. 722 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,567 A GOOD MOVIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 723 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,067 AND SO, UH, I DON'T KNOW. 724 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:38,333 I FEEL LIKE, I'M, WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THE SHIRT ? 725 00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:39,900 I, I, I WANT THE SHIRT. 726 00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,133 REALLY ? 727 00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:41,833 YES. 728 00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:42,867 THEY'RE GREAT SHIRTS. 729 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,867 WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE GREAT SHIRTS. 730 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:45,733 YOU KNOW THEY'RE GREAT SHIRTS. 731 00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:46,733 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 732 00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:48,067 BECAUSE THE SHIRT WAS TALKING TO ME, 733 00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:49,667 AND I NEED A LITTLE MORE FLAIR. 734 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,067 I DON'T HAVE ANY FLAIR. 735 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:53,500 THAT IS TRUE, ALRIGHT, I HAVE THEM IN THE TRUNK. 736 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,067 REALLY ? 737 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,300 YEAH. 738 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,833 WE'LL PICK OUT A COLOR, YOU KNOW, LAR, IT'S, LIKE, 739 00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,067 YOU'RE MAKING ME VERY HAPPY NOW. 740 00:23:58,067 --> 00:23:59,233 WELL. 741 00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,067 OKAY, I THINK THE RED WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU. 742 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,767 'CAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF PALE AND PASTY, 743 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,700 AND THIS IS A GREAT COLOR, THE RED, IT'S FUN. 744 00:24:06,733 --> 00:24:07,967 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, PALE AND PASTY FOR ? 745 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,433 WELL, YOU ARE, YOU'RE NOT ONE FROM THE SUNSHINE. 746 00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:11,267 I PLAY GOLF. 747 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,600 I'M OUT, I GET SUN. 748 00:24:12,633 --> 00:24:14,600 ALRIGHT, LARRY, I JUST THINK THE RED IS A GOOD COLOR. 749 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,767 I HAVE BLUE, I HAVE GREEN. 750 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,567 THE RED, I'LL TAKE THE RED, YEAH. 751 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,267 BUT THE RED IS GOOD FOR YOU. 752 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,267 IT'S, LIKE, I LOOK AT THEM... 753 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,200 INDIANA. YOU KNOW, I HAD A FRIEND WHO'S, 754 00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:24,100 WHO'S SISTER WENT THERE YEARS AGO. 755 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:26,067 SO THERE YOU GO, IT'S PERFECT. 756 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,333 I DON'T THINK I HAVE A BAG. 757 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,567 LET ME GO IN THE HOUSE, AND I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING. 758 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,100 THAT'S ALRIGHT, I DON'T NEED A BAG, I'LL JUST TAKE IT. 759 00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:32,067 ALRIGHT, FINE, YOU MADE ME HAPPY, LARRY. 760 00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,733 ALRIGHT, WHAT IS IT, 60 BUCKS ? 761 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,067 IT'S 100 BUCKS, DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY ? 762 00:24:36,067 --> 00:24:37,533 NO, YOU KNOW, LAR ? 763 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:38,300 ME TO YOU. 764 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,467 GET OUT OF HERE. 765 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,767 NO, DON'T, NO, I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR MONEY. 766 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,433 YOUR MONEY'S NO GOOD HERE, DARLING. 767 00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:44,600 ALL IS FORGIVEN, HONEY. 768 00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:45,867 ALRIGHT. 769 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,800 DA, DUM, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA. 770 00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,467 PERFECT. 771 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,500 GREAT. 772 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,233 YOU GET EVERYTHING THE FIRST TIME. 773 00:24:57,267 --> 00:25:00,333 NO, NO, NO, I'VE BEEN DRILLING THAT THING FOR TWO HOURS. 774 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:01,567 WELL, SEE, YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK, WHICH IS GOOD. 775 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,467 YEAH, WELL, I DO. 776 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,200 OKAY, THEY'RE OVER THERE. 777 00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,367 RIGHT THERE, TURN AROUND. 778 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,067 RIGHT OVER THERE. 779 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,900 HEY. HEY. 780 00:25:06,933 --> 00:25:07,433 STRAIGHT. 781 00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:08,600 I GOT IT. 782 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,733 HI YA YOU DOIN' ? 783 00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:11,333 LISTEN, I WANNA SAY SOMETHING. 784 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:14,767 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 785 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,767 OH, ALRIGHT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 786 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,367 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, LARRY. 787 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,167 I KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BUT I WANTED TO. 788 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,067 I'M SORRY. 789 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:23,100 LET ME JUST SAY, I'M SORRY. 790 00:25:23,133 --> 00:25:24,100 REALLY, NO, NO, NO. 791 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,367 I'VE BEEN, LIKE, STRESSED OUT OF MY MIND. 792 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,567 LISTEN, I STABBED YOU IN THE EYE, MAN. 793 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,467 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 794 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,867 I'VE BEEN CRAZED ABOUT THIS THING, 795 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:32,300 AND GETTING INTO YOUR SPACE, AND I SHOULDN'T GET INTO YOUR SPACE. 796 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,067 YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I'M DOING WHAT I'M DOING. 797 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,933 WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT WORK. 798 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:36,767 AND I'M SORRY, OKAY ? 799 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,967 WELL, I'M SORRY TOO. 800 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:39,667 OKAY, WELL, LET'S JUST, LET'S BE FRIENDS, OKAY ? 801 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,733 ALRIGHT. 802 00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,100 AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET ME A GIFT. 803 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,600 I'M SORRY. 804 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:45,867 WHAT IS THIS ? 805 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,100 OPEN IT UP ! 806 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:48,933 OH, YOU GOT ME A GIFT. 807 00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,600 I KNEW YOU LIKED IT. 808 00:25:56,633 --> 00:25:58,067 OH, YEAH. 809 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,400 YEAH. IT'S ONE OF THOSE, IT'S A SWEATSHIRT WITH STUDS ON IT. 810 00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:02,200 YEAH. 811 00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:04,300 INDIANA. 812 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,100 THESE ARE THE ONES THAT SUSIE... 813 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:06,633 YES, I KNOW. 814 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:07,567 THAT'S RIGHT. 815 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,567 SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THEM. 816 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,967 OH, I LOVE THESE. 817 00:26:10,067 --> 00:26:11,400 SHE SAID YOU, YOU LIKE FLIPPED OUT OVER THEM. 818 00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:12,933 SO I THOUGHT, UH, YOU KNOW, I, 819 00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:14,300 I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A PERFECT GIFT. 820 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,400 LIKE A FUN SWEATSHIRT. 821 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:17,667 WELL... 822 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,167 WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 823 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,467 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 824 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,100 OKAY. 825 00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,300 ALRIGHT. 826 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,167 HIGH FIVE. 827 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,767 OH, YEAH, SORRY. 828 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,467 OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GET STARTED, UH, TOP OF SCENE THREE. 829 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,100 ALRIGHT. 830 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,333 BETTER GET A SCRIPT. 831 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:35,600 NOT OFF BOOK YET ? 832 00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:36,733 HUH ? 833 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:38,867 UH, NOT ON THIS SCENE, NOT ON THIS SCENE. 834 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:40,800 LARRY, YOU ENTER FROM STAGE LEFT. 835 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,667 IS THAT MY LEFT, 836 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,167 OR IF I'M SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE MY LEFT ? 837 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,933 WHICH... 838 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:48,400 IT'S YOUR LEFT, RIGHT NOW. 839 00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:49,967 OKAY, SO THAT WAY. 840 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,200 I ALWAYS GET THOSE MIXED UP. 841 00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:52,533 THAT'S VERY HARD. 842 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,633 LEO ! 843 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,633 LEO ! 844 00:26:56,667 --> 00:27:00,333 ( piano music ) 845 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:03,700 * EVERYTHING HAS ITS SEASON * 846 00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:07,067 * EVERYTHING HAS ITS TIME * 847 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:13,133 * SHOW ME A REASON, AND I'LL SOON SHOW YOU A RHYME * 848 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:16,267 * CATS FIT ON THE WINDOW SILL * 849 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:20,433 * CHILDREN FIT IN THE SNOW * 850 00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:28,067 * WHY DO I FEEL I DON'T FIT IN, ANYWHERE I GO * 851 00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:34,567 * RIVERS BELONG WHERE THEY CAN RAMBLE * 852 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:41,167 * EAGLES BELONG WHERE THEY CAN FLY * 853 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:48,200 * I'VE GOT TO BE WHERE MY SPIRIT CAN RUN FREE * 854 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:52,400 * GOTTA FIND MY CORNER * 855 00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:59,233 * NOW'S OUR INNING, STAND THE WORLD ON ITS EAR * 856 00:27:59,267 --> 00:28:05,567 * SET IT SPINNING, THAT'LL BE JUST THE BEGINNING * 857 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,067 * TURN IT UP 858 00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,833 * LIKE A LIGHT 859 00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:09,767 * WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIT BUT THE HEIGHTS * 860 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,300 OKAY, LET'S GO. 861 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,333 COME ON, RIGHT AFTER THIS SONG. 862 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:15,100 OH, MY GOSH, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE. 863 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:16,333 COME ON, IT'S GYPSY. 864 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:17,633 I'LL BE OUTSIDE. 865 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:19,267 * JUST YOU WAIT 866 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:24,767 * THAT LUCKY STAR I TALK ABOUT IS DUE * 867 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,333 * DUE 868 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:31,233 * HONEY, EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES... * 869 00:28:31,267 --> 00:28:37,067 * FOR ME AND FOR YOU 870 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:39,067 THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 871 00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:46,333 Captions Copyright 2003 HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 872 00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:46,767 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 873 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,467 YOUR HAND, 55308

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