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MAN: "The cellar door flew open with
a booming sound,
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"and then he heard the noise much
louder on the floors below.
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"Then, coming up the stairs, then
coming straight towards his door.
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"'It's humbug still,' said Scrooge.
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"'I won't believe it.'
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"His colour changed though, when,
without a pause, it came straight on
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"through the heavy door, and passed
into his room before his eyes.
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"Upon its coming in, the dying flame
leaped up, as though it cried,
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"'I know him!
Marley's ghost!' and fell again.
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"The same face, the very same.
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"Marley in his pigtail,
usual waistcoat, tights and boots.
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"'How, now,' said Scrooge,
caustic and cold as ever.
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"'What do you want with me?' 'Much.'
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"Marley's voice, and no doubt about
it.
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"'Who are you?'
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"'Ask me who I WAS.'"
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# One morning, in the month of June,
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# Down by a rolling river
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# A weary traveller chances stay
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# And here, beheld his lover
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# Her cheeks were red,
her eyes were brown
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# Hair in ringlets hanging down
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# She'd a lovely face
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# That I'd just found just as
the tide was flowing. #
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DUCK QUACKS
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Ah!
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You know, pretty sure the
sound of a cockerel
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should herald the dawn of a new day.
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Well, we've got a duck.
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Deal with it.
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It's very disconcerting.
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I've got all the food to make
for the Christmas concert tonight,
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so Mum's doing breakfast.
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Get a move on! OK.
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Fine.
DUCK QUACKS
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Cold, Selwyn.
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Very cold.
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It was agreed at the
family meeting -
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no job, no driving lessons.
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I don't mind having a job,
but this is embarrassing.
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Why?
People know you're not a real elf.
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It's a bit childish,
don't you think?
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Says the girl eating
SpongeBob Choco Pops.
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Everyone I know will be in town.
All my mates.
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Boys? Exactly.
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And what boy is going to ask me out
when I'm dressed as a five-foot elf?
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Someone who appreciates
the spirit of Christmas.
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Anyway, like I said, family meeting.
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You agreed you'd do it
until Christmas Eve.
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Keep calling it a family meeting,
but it's basically just
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sitting at the dining table
and you telling me what to do.
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What can I say? It's a mum thing.
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Right, I've got to go.
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Put your bowl in the sink
and lock the door.
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Oh, no Maccie D's for lunch.
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Get something elfy.
You're funny. I know!
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Well, apparently we're now
the subject of a full-scale review.
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Did they say why?
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I think the bottom line is they want
to make sure we're cost-effective.
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Sounds very corporate.
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It's been the elephant in the
room since I got here.
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Small station houses aren't part of
the bigger picture any more.
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They'd quite like everyone
under the same roof. Super hubs.
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Well,
it's obvious what that's all about.
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Is it?
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Yeah,
they want to sell the building.
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Turn it into flats or something.
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It's right in the centre of town.
Must be worth a fortune.
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That would be a shame.
Yes, it would.
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Shall I organise a protest group?
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"Save our station."
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Well, hopefully I can convince them
of our worth by doing an excellent
job.
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I'll start by making a
few calls anyway.
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MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY
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HUMS JINGLE BELLS
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Morning. Morning. Morning.
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Didn't we have a health
and safety meeting
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about hanging Christmas decorations?
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I'm wearing a hat.
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I'm not sure that's exactly
what we agreed.
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Still, looking very festive.
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I love Christmas.
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Yeah, well,
I could do with a quiet day.
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I've still got presents to buy.
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I'm buying everyone the same
thing this year.
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It's a revelation.
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No picking and choosing
and a discount for buying in bulk.
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Genius.
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What are you
doing for Christmas Day?
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Cooking 43 Christmas
dinners at the church hall.
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You're amazing, Margo. Oh...
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What about you, Kelbs?
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Oh, I'm at home.
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Me, Mum, Dad and Aunt Lou.
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Oh, Nan might come as well,
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but she needs to find someone to
look after her cat.
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Well, can't she bring it with her?
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No. Mum's allergic to cats. Oh.
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Her head blows up like a football.
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We even have to hoover Nan
when she arrives.
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OTHERS SNICKER
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The Inspector not here?
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No. He's at HQ this morning.
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'Course he is.
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PHONE RINGS
Urgh.
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So much for a quiet day.
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DS Williams.
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MACHINE BEEPS
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MACHINE BEEPS
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BEEPS REPETITIVELY
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GROANS
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Oh.
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Sorry to keep you.
Oh, not at all.
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Um, I just seem to be
having an issue with...
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MACHINE BEPS
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Bit of a tricky little critter,
isn't it?
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The one at the station
is a bit more basic.
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Well, it's a tap.
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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Sorry, I, er ...
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Oh, thank you.
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Would you like a glass of water?
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No, thank you.
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Ah.
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Thank you.
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You know why you're here?
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Er, the review, yes.
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Could you stop doing that, please?
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Sorry? Could you stop?
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Oh.
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As discussed, there is
a wider review taking place
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of outlying station houses
over Q1 of next year.
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And whilst the criterion is
still under review,
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the overall aim is to
identify a SOPPS ratio.
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Er, SOPPS?
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Successful Outcome Per Pound Spent.
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It's an algorithm that sets
performance against cost.
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Right.
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I have some sympathy for the
concept of local station houses,
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and community-based policing,
I really do.
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But I have to balance that
with making sure
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we provide value for money.
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Right, so ultimately, you think
Shipton Abbott should close.
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I think you need to give me
a good reason for it not to.
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Yeah, leave everything as it is.
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Someone will be there shortly.
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Yeah.
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That makes four.
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Where's Kelby?
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Got a call about a shoplifter.
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Well, I'd better make a start.
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Can you message the Inspector?
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Tell him to meet me
at the first one, er, the Owens.
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Will do.
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Thanks.
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Who's this?
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He got caught nicking a jumbo
sausage roll from the bakery.
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Why didn't you just take him home,
speak to his parents?
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Because he said his name was Rishi
Sunak and that he lived in Canada.
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Right.
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How old are you?
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27.
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I'll leave this
one to you, I think, Margo.
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Oh, thanks.
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Give him something to drink
and a biscuit.
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I'll call Social Services.
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They let him keep it?
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No.
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He said he was hungry,
so I paid for it.
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I want that back from your
mum and dad, though.
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Come on.
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Wait, Rishi.
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Sit, Rishi.
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Um...
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Be good.
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So how was it?
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Slightly mind boggling.
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But I think the bottom line is
we're something of a sliver
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in a bigger pie chart.
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Is that good or bad?
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We'll find out at the end of Q1.
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So what do we need to do?
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Well, if I understood correctly,
we need to catch as many
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criminals as we can for the least
amount of money.
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Talking of which, what have we got?
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Er, four break-ins reported
overnight.
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SOCOs have attended at all four,
and although we can't be sure,
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it looks like the same
MO on all of them.
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Someone's been busy.
Anything to work with?
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No prints. Er, we've got a few
cloth fibres. Nothing else.
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This is the first -
Kai and Hannah Owen.
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Flipping 'eck, Kai.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Mrs Owen?
I'm Detective Sergeant Williams.
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This is DI Goodman.
Can we come in?
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Hi, yeah.
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Please, excuse the mess.
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We think they came through here.
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My husband says they knew what
they were doing.
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He's a builder.
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Right, have you any idea what
time it happened?
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Er, we went up to bed just
after 11:00,
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and Kai was up again for work
at 6:00, so somewhere between then.
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TOY SANTA SINGS: # Jingle bells,
jingles bells, jingle all the way
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# Oh, what fun it is to ride... #
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You don't have any cameras anywhere?
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Oh, I've got a doorbell
but I checked it, and nothing.
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# Oh, what fun it is... #
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MUSIC FADES OUT
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Do you have an alarm system?
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It wasn't on.
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Right. We'll need you to make
a list of what's been stolen.
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Well, that's just it. Nothing.
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Nothing?
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I have checked everywhere,
and I can't find anything missing.
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They must have been disturbed.
So it would seem, yes.
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Where's the next one?
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Er, Sandcroft Way.
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Josh Woods and his fiancee, Lucy.
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Josh Woods?
So the predator becomes the prey.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, we reckon they
climbed over the back fence.
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There's wheely bins out there,
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so if you lay them on their side
you can use them to get over.
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Land in the garden,
kitchen window's there.
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If I had to guess.
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The kitchen window was wide open,
though.
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Any damage?
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No, you get a bit of bent wire,
use it to scoop the latch.
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Bob's your uncle, you're in.
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Probably.
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Do you have a list of what
was stolen?
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I assume you'll be making
an insurance claim.
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Well, I...
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No, no, that's just it.
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Um, I don't think anything
was missing. Nothing?
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Well, we don't know that yet.
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Not that I can see.
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Could they have been disturbed?
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Well, by what?
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I was in bed and Josh was
dead to the world on the sofa.
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They could have used a bulldozer
and he wouldn't have woken up.
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Yeah. Party at Langstone.
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I was hammered.
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Still am.
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I've checked through the presents
and had a good look through every
room.
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Can't find anything missing.
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Haven't, er, wrapped everything,
though, yet, have you?
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What?
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I know you got me an iPad.
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You wish. Strange.
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You've got ash on top
of your electric fire.
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You been smoking that
stuff in here again? No.
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Better not have been.
I haven't. Hmm.
257
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,479
I saw a pile of ash
in the fireplace at the last house.
258
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,559
No offence, Sir, but isn't that what
you'd expect to find in a fireplace?
259
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:26,119
Ordinarily, yes, yes, but the rest
of the hearth was spotless.
260
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,239
So they missed a bit.
261
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,359
Guys. Guys.
262
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,559
You know this has nothing to
do with me, right?
263
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,559
Just whenever anything
like this happens,
264
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,359
you always think I've done it.
Because you usually have.
265
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,959
Yeah, that may or not be true, but
this time you have to believe me.
266
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,599
I didn't do nothing.
267
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,079
Anything. Eh?
268
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,439
You didn't do anything.
269
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,199
I know,
that's what I'm trying to tell you.
270
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,159
We know. See, this is exactly...
Say what now?
271
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,040
We know this is nothing to
do with you.
272
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,279
Yeah. Good.
273
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,679
How?
274
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,279
Because even you aren't stupid
enough to break into your own
275
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,199
house and not steal anything.
276
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,719
Exactly.
277
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,159
Thank you.
278
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,360
You're welcome.
279
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,680
Bye, Josh.
280
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,599
Looks like it was prised open.
281
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,559
I thought you might send that
nice young constable.
282
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,239
Kelby? Oh,
he was dealing with a shoplifter.
283
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,759
Oh.
284
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,239
What a nice-looking boy.
285
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,359
If only I were 20 years younger.
286
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,959
THEY SNICKER
287
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,439
Oh, and I always close this
door at night, cos my,
288
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:40,559
my Minnie sleeps in here by the Aga,
but it was wide open when I got up.
289
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,439
Minnie? Cat.
290
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:46,159
Ah. And you're absolutely certain
nothing has been taken?
291
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,600
Yes, positive.
292
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,360
Well, I know, it looks a bit muddled
but I know where everything is.
293
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,119
Is this yours?
294
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,479
No. Are you sure?
295
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,839
Positive.
296
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,839
Well, I can't wear gold, you see.
297
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,719
I come out in a rash.
298
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,919
My mum did Arts and Crafts.
299
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,679
Used to make me bangles
and the like, but never gold.
300
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,199
Visitors, perhaps?
301
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,399
Oh, I don't have visitors.
302
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,720
Well, only you.
303
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,440
And young Kelby.
304
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:30,159
So, no, no, no, I have never seen
that before in my life.
305
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,440
Yes.
306
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,759
Well, I don't understand.
307
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,959
I mean, why would someone break in
but not take anything?
308
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,320
Why indeed?
309
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,359
Um,
when will Social Services get here?
310
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,519
They're short-handed, Kelby.
311
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,239
They said they'll get here
when they can.
312
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,359
OK.
313
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,200
Could I have a go with your hat?
314
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,840
Er, no, you can't.
315
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,400
Can I have a go with your handcuffs?
316
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,599
No.
317
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,799
You have to have special training.
318
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,480
What else you got?
319
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,560
I've got a baton, CS spray...
320
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,960
..and access to a Taser,
if I need it.
321
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,759
Can I Taser you?
322
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,800
No.
323
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,640
Can you Taser me? No.
324
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,959
OK, but if you give me
your real name and address,
325
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,759
I'll let you have a go on my bike.
326
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,880
No, thanks.
327
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,720
MEEKLY: OK.
328
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,439
And did you or your wife see
or hear anything?
329
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,239
No.
And you say nothing has been taken?
330
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,279
Not as far as we can...see.
331
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,959
Have you lived here long?
332
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,719
Nine years in February.
333
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,599
We inherited the house from
Mary's mum when she passed.
334
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:31,120
Sorry, do you mind me asking, why
have you only got half a moustache?
335
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,999
It was my eldest son's
stag last night.
336
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,159
Honestly, I have two boys
and they are a nightmare.
337
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,839
Practical jokers.
338
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,759
I dozed off at one point and
they thought it would be funny
339
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,479
to shave it off,
or at least half of it.
340
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,359
Well, I wouldn't worry.
341
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,759
It's rather fetching.
342
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,439
Do your boys still live with you?
343
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,119
Oh, God, no!
344
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,799
Though they do come
home often enough,
345
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,999
bring their washing and steal food,
346
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,320
and put clingfilm over
the toilet bowl.
347
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,320
They have their parcels delivered
here because we're always in.
348
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,679
I've been tripping over
a television in the hallway
349
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,160
since I got back home.
350
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,319
It would have been their
own fault if it got nicked.
351
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,560
Maybe I'll tell them it was.
352
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,639
Why would someone break into four
different houses
353
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,479
just to burn something and leave?
354
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,200
I've absolutely no idea.
355
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,439
Witchcraft?
Some kind of pagan rites?
356
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,999
Isn't it the winter solstice?
357
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,879
Well, whatever it was, it's clear
that theft wasn't the motive.
358
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,239
There's a brand-new TV
in there, still boxed.
359
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,840
All it needed was a label saying
"steal me".
360
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,959
Let's find out what
we can about the bracelet.
361
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,119
If it was dropped by whoever broke
in, it's the only real lead we have.
362
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,759
I'll get these ash samples
to the lab,
363
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,239
see if they can tell us
anything.
364
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,360
SHE CLEARS THROAT
Sir.
365
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,119
So, Archie's definitely gone?
366
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,919
Well, he's still at the vineyard.
367
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,640
We're just not partners any more.
368
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,519
Probably wise.
369
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,880
Always best to remove temptation.
370
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,319
I wasn't tempted.
371
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,719
Not even a little bit?
372
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,959
Absolutely not.
373
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,279
Well,
you have more willpower than me.
374
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,719
I could have spread
mayonnaise all over him
375
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,079
and eaten him in a sandwich.
That's very specific.
376
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,879
MAN OUTSIDE: Hiya.
All right?
377
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,680
Being a widow doesn't permanently
dull the senses, you know, darling?
378
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,120
I still have the occasional itch.
379
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,999
I'm not sure I want to
talk about your itches.
380
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,799
Ah, Kelby.
381
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,999
What can I get you?
382
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,679
Ooh, er, three coffees
and a sausage sandwich, please.
383
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,479
Brown sauce?
384
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,279
Mayonnaise?
385
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,559
Er, I didn't ask.
386
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,999
Better leave it plain.
387
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,199
Not for you, then?
388
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,759
It better not be for Humphrey,
after I cooked him breakfast.
389
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,239
No, it's, er, for this young boy
we're looking after, er,
390
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,119
until Social Services pick him up.
391
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,799
Do you know who he is?
392
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,399
He says he's Rishi Sunak,
but we don't believe him.
393
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,399
Right.
394
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,439
I'll get your coffee and sandwich.
395
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,280
Thanks, Martha.
396
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,999
Actually, better make it two
sausage sandwiches.
397
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,079
Ketchup on the second one, please.
398
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,920
SHE CHUCKLES
399
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,760
Right.
400
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,879
Well, it seems to me there are two
questions we need to answer.
401
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,319
Actually, three.
402
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,799
One - why on Earth would you
break into a house
403
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,999
with the sole purpose of
burning something?
404
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,359
Two - why those houses in
particular?
405
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,639
Why not a neighbour or
a house across the street?
406
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,759
And three - why is there a small
child sitting next to Margo?
407
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,719
Kelby brought him in.
408
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,199
He got caught nicking a sausage
roll at the baker's.
409
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,919
He's eaten the evidence.
410
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,559
Does he have a name?
PHONE RINGS
411
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,799
DS Williams.
412
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,639
Well, he gave me
a false name to start with.
413
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,599
It took me three sherbet dabs
to find out his real name's Freddie.
414
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,759
Hello, Freddie.
All right?
415
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,639
Won't your mum
and dad be worried about you?
416
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,359
Ain't got a dad.
417
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,679
OK. Your mum, then?
Okey dokey. Thanks.
418
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,439
That was the lab.
419
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,359
The ash found in all four houses
originated from the same
420
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,759
material source - decent-quality
writing paper, traces of ink -
421
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,279
which confirms all
four break-ins are linked.
422
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,279
And they think the cloth
fibres found at the scene
423
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,079
came from white cotton gloves.
424
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,599
What kind of burglar wears
white cotton gloves?
425
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,200
I know who it is.
426
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,759
It's obvious, innit? Um, is it?
427
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,280
A man sneaking into people's houses
at Christmas wearing white gloves.
428
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,959
It's Santa.
429
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,399
HE CHUCKLES
430
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,239
He's got a point. That would make
sense with the ash, too.
431
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,679
It got caught on his clothes
when he came down the chimney.
432
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,439
So our only credible suspect
is Father Christmas.
433
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,519
Open-and-shut case.
Can we all go home now?
434
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,919
Not quite, Margo.
And thank you, Freddie.
435
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,479
No, before we arrest Santa
and ruin everyone's Christmas,
436
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,239
let's check all other avenues first.
437
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,599
Such as, what links, if any, can
we find between the four victims?
438
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,319
Anything back on the
bracelet we found?
439
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,319
PHONE RINGS
Not yet.
440
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,680
Shipton Abbott Police Station.
Coffees.
441
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:46,919
And I got Rishi a lemonade to
go with his sandwich.
442
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,479
His name's Freddie.
443
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,599
I've got Josh Woods on the phone.
444
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,319
He wants a crime
number for his insurance.
445
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,879
Nothing was stolen.
446
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,880
He says he's just realised he might
have lost his gold bracelet.
447
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,520
Erm...
448
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,759
I'm not sure.
449
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,039
You're not sure?
450
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,479
I just had it on my wrist. I didn't
spend all day looking at it.
451
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,719
If it is yours,
452
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,359
can you explain what it might have
been doing in Mrs Jones' cottage?
453
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,719
Maybe she nicked it.
454
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,239
Or, maybe it came off your wrist
while you were breaking in.
455
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,839
I didn't break in anywhere.
456
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,959
Can you account for
your whereabouts last night?
457
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,879
I told you,
I had a party at the Langstone.
458
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,799
Birthday for Snoop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg?
459
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,319
Not that one. Paul Harris.
460
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,639
Works at the wool shop.
461
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,119
I tell you why we call him
Snoop Dogg.... Doesn't matter.
462
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,359
So you have people who can
confirm you were there?
463
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,639
Yeah.
464
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,879
Till what time?
Half one, two?
465
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,479
And after that?
466
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,320
It's all a bit of a blur,
to be honest.
467
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,999
Thoughts?
468
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,559
He got drunk, reverted to type,
469
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,319
wandered around breaking into
houses smoking his wacky baccy.
470
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,959
Except the ash wasn't marijuana.
It was writing paper.
471
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,199
And why would
he also break into his own house?
472
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,279
All I know is, whenever
Josh Woods is in the picture,
473
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,919
he's usually guilty of something.
474
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,799
That he may be,
but is he really our housebreaker?
475
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,479
I don't know.
476
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,400
His fiancee, Lucy, seems a little
more straightforward.
477
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,320
Let's talk to her again.
478
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,519
Ooh, the Christmas market.
479
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,919
Mind if we just stop off?
480
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,359
Er, no.
481
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,479
# Oh, Santa, don't you take too long
482
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,039
# Sleigh bells playing
a familiar song
483
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,399
# Oh, I can't wait
for Christmas... #
484
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,159
GIRL: Let me wear your outfit now.
485
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,720
Come on, please.
486
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,759
Hello. Oh!
How's it all going?
487
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,439
Shouldn't you be working?
488
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,719
We are.
We had four break-ins last night
489
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,919
and we're just on our way to see
a suspect's fiancee.
490
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,959
Not to mention baby-sitting a
mystery boy until Social Services
get here.
491
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,839
Oh, Kelby told me.
492
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,439
Has a taste for sausages.
493
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,039
It would seem so.
494
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,479
Well, this all looks very
Christmassy.
495
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,919
That's the general idea.
496
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,440
Hello. Hi.
497
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,119
It's been quite a year.
498
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,439
Yeah, it has.
499
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,719
Glad to see the back of it?
500
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,919
No.
501
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,160
Not even the IVF?
502
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,599
It didn't work.
503
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,399
But we always knew it might not.
504
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,839
And we broke up.
505
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,399
And we got back together.
506
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,039
And we moved here, and you bought
a boat, and we've got a duck,
507
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,439
and it's Christmas.
508
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,839
So we're winning?
509
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,479
I think we are. Don't you?
510
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,399
I'm definitely winning.
I've got you.
511
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,399
How very true.
512
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,039
Put her down. She's supposed to
be hanging tinsel.
513
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,879
Sorry.
514
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,119
Are you joining us tonight, Esther?
515
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,679
Er, as long as I don't have to sing.
516
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,879
Singing is compulsory. We should go.
Yeah.
517
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,519
See you later.
518
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,560
Bye.
519
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,239
Oh, my daughter's at the grotto.
Do you mind?
520
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,359
No, of course not.
521
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,999
If you don't let go, I'm going to
tell Santa not to bring you any
522
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,519
presents this year, and take back
the ones you got last year.
523
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,199
How's it going?
524
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,039
They keep pulling on me bells.
525
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,999
You do know elves
are supposed to be happy.
526
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,559
I will be when I get home.
527
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,519
Zoe, this is Inspector Goodman
I've been telling you about.
528
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,519
Hi.
Very pleased to meet you, Zoe.
529
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,679
She's not really an elf.
It's a costume.
530
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,199
Excuse my mum,
she thinks she's funny.
531
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,119
So, er, do you need anything?
Yeah.
532
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,159
This lot to stop pulling me about.
533
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,039
Well, if they hurt you,
tell someone,
534
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,560
because it's very important.
535
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,719
What is?
536
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,559
ELF and safety in the workplace.
537
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,800
Wow.
538
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,719
He lost it in June.
539
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,279
What?
540
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,840
On a jet ski in Minorca.
541
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:03,239
As soon as you mentioned insurance,
he started making a list of all
542
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,920
the things that we've lost, or that
have broken, in the past year.
543
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:14,599
"Watch, microwave,
smartphone, gold bracelet."
544
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,999
You, er, do know that such
a claim would be fraudulent?
545
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,119
I told him that, but he said he'd
get a crime number just in case.
546
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,119
I wouldn't have let him do it.
547
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,240
I'm sorry,
but you know what he's like.
548
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,999
Right, well, we'll, er,
we'll send him home.
549
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,679
We can keep him if you like.
550
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,399
Chuck away the key?
551
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,959
Nah.
552
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,800
Oh, I love the bones of him.
553
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,840
Right.
554
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,279
Anyone for hot chocolate?
I need a taste test.
555
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,160
Oh, go on, then.
556
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,559
There's a few cakes too.
557
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,199
KELBY: Ooh, thanks, Martha.
558
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,039
This our mystery boy, is it?
Er, yeah.
559
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,719
Social Services are supposed to
be on their way,
560
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,080
but the social worker got held up.
561
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,959
Well, I'm going back to the cafe.
562
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,159
Do you want me
to take him for a while?
563
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,799
He must need feeding again.
564
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,920
You hungry?
565
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,840
Yeah.
566
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,199
You look like a girl who needs cake.
567
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,719
Thanks.
568
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,960
Just catching my breath
before we start.
569
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,239
You looking forward to it?
570
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,679
Not if this morning is
anything to go by.
571
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,239
I've already been pulled
about by a load of ankle-biters
572
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,679
demanding to see Santa.
573
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,599
You'll be fine once you get going.
574
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,000
All those smiling little faces
excited to see Father Christmas.
575
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,719
Or not.
576
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,880
I'm dreading it.
577
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,679
Then, why do it in the first place?
578
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,479
Mum said I had to get a job or
she wouldn't get me driving lessons.
579
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,079
That doesn't sound unreasonable.
580
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,599
No, but why couldn't she get me
something normal,
581
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,119
or at least indoors?
582
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,159
Oh, so that's what you're
kicking against.
583
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,480
You don't like it
because it's Mum's idea.
584
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,839
You know, my daughter is exactly the
same.
585
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,239
Has been since she was old enough
to have an opinion.
586
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,240
If I suggested something,
she'd disagree on principle.
587
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,359
It's perfectly natural.
588
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,679
She's so annoying.
589
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,519
I don't doubt it.
590
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,039
But I suspect not quite as annoying
as my daughter finds me.
591
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,919
Sorry, I didn't mean to...
592
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,960
Don't be.
593
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,800
It's the way of the world.
594
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,359
The thing to remember, though,
595
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,239
is no matter how hard done by
you're feeling,
596
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,800
you should try to see it from
other people's point of view.
597
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,199
Right or wrong, your mum is only
trying to teach you that
598
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,000
if you want something out of
life you need to work for it.
599
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,560
That's not a bad lesson to learn,
now, is it?
600
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,759
And then there's all those
little ones who've been
601
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,479
excited for weeks, knowing that
today is the day they're
602
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,719
going to see Santa Claus,
and they're going to tell him
603
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,279
what they want to find under
the tree on Christmas morning.
604
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:21,719
And the last thing they deserve is
to be greeted by a grumpy elf.
605
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,999
Hmm?
606
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,279
THEY CHUCKLE
607
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,360
Shall I tell you a mums' secret?
608
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,160
The more you complain about
something, the more fun it is for
us.
609
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,319
So if you really want to
get her back,
610
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,639
tell her you're really enjoying it.
611
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,440
She'll be mortified.
612
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,079
HE SIGHS
613
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,879
OK, I've tried everything.
614
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,799
I can't find any link between the
houses that were broken into,
615
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:03,159
apart from the fact that they're all
houses and people live in them.
616
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,880
Anything back on the bracelet?
No.
617
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,639
What's this?
618
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,079
They sent over all the paperwork
for the station review.
619
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,399
Anything not closed by the
Christmas break,
620
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,879
will be included in the Q1 figures.
What does that mean?
621
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,159
Well, it means that with
these break-ins,
622
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,479
our clear-up rate will
begin at minus four.
623
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,159
We're screwed.
624
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,279
Great.
625
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,039
Mm, where's the Munchkin?
626
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,839
Oh, Martha took him to the
cafe for something to eat.
627
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,359
I think he's got hollow legs.
628
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,759
SNICKERS
629
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,639
Well, I'll check in,
make sure she's OK
630
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,479
and maybe get some coffees
while I'm at it.
631
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,480
I've a feeling we're going
to need them.
632
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,960
Hi.
633
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,080
Freddie.
634
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,879
How's the food?
635
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,320
Wicked. Wicked.
636
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,799
Well, I'm starting to think we're
doing you a disservice,
637
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,879
creating the illusion that
running away from home
638
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,159
is far more fun than it ought to
be -
639
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,880
a world festooned with sweets
and sausages in various forms.
640
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,759
Take no notice.
641
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,359
He just likes using big words.
642
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,479
Yes.
643
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,920
All the same, though,
we need to get you home, OK?
644
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,280
So what happened?
Had a fallout with your mum?
645
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,599
She's well annoying. Yeah.
646
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,039
Well, mums can be annoying
sometimes,
647
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,639
but it's usually
because they care about you.
648
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,440
Don't feel like it.
649
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,959
So what did she do that was so bad?
650
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,359
She took my phone off me.
651
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,919
Golly.
652
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,119
I didn't even have a phone
when I was your age.
653
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,119
Well, if you did, you'd be annoyed
if someone took it off you.
654
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,600
Dare say I would.
655
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,359
Now I can't talk to my grandad.
656
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,159
Are you close to your grandad?
657
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,679
We're best friends.
658
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,319
Hmm.
659
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,279
I'm sure you love your grandad,
660
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,679
and it's not fair that
you can't talk to him,
661
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,919
but I'm still not sure that's
a reason to run away from home.
662
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,559
I'm not running away.
663
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,239
I'm thinking.
664
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,600
Oh, you're thinking?
665
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,079
Well, you know that when the lady
from Social Services gets here,
666
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,319
you'll have to tell her
where you live.
667
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,680
Why?
668
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,319
Well, because if you don't,
there's a good chance they'll take
669
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,839
you into care.
670
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,959
And you don't want that to happen,
do you?
671
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,600
However annoying your mum is.
672
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,440
Can't I just stay here?
673
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,719
Well, as much as we'd enjoy that
too, it's just not really possible.
674
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,040
Why not?
675
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:38,560
Well, as a policeman, I am...
676
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,519
..well placed to quote on elements
of the law and I can report
677
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,880
that kidnapping children is
incontrovertibly frowned upon.
678
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,480
Big words again.
679
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,480
You wouldn't be kidnapping me,
not if I wanted to stay.
680
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,800
Yeah, I'm sorry,
it's not really up to you, or us.
681
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,119
Well, it should be.
682
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,119
DI Goodman?
Thought I recognised the name.
683
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,239
Ah, Mrs Owen. Hannah Owen.
684
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,919
Social Services.
685
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,039
Hello, Ryan. Ryan?
686
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,159
You know him?
687
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,079
I work with his social worker.
688
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,359
We've been helping the family deal
with a few issues, haven't we, Ryan?
689
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,679
Don't want to go home.
690
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,119
I want to stay here.
691
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,519
Well,
your mum's very worried about you.
692
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,840
She won't let me
talk to my grandad.
693
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,560
Well, we can all go and talk
about that together, can't we?
694
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,919
PHONE RINGS
695
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,360
Shipton Abbott Police Station.
696
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,519
She's on the other
line at the moment.
697
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,279
DI Goodman's just popped out.
698
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,719
Can I take a message?
699
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,480
OK. Thank you.
700
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,520
This is very strange.
701
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,280
What is?
702
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,920
I can't work out if it
means anything or it doesn't.
703
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,919
And I can't help you
if you don't tell me what it is.
704
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:18,279
Well, I hit a dead end trying
to find a link between the houses,
705
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,719
like the Inspector said,
706
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:24,040
so I did a cross-check against any
previous crimes at those addresses.
707
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,999
And...?
708
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,840
It's happened before.
709
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,640
What has?
710
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,399
Those exact four houses,
711
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,320
they were all burgled at the same
time 50 years ago.
712
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,839
He said he had a
falling-out with his mum.
713
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,800
One of many, I'm sorry to say.
714
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,879
He lost his dad a few years back.
715
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,959
Mum got a new boyfriend.
716
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:04,039
He reacted quite badly,
became a bit disruptive at school.
717
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,360
They contacted us and we've been
keeping an eye on things.
718
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,759
He mentioned his grandad.
719
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,199
The one real constant in his life.
720
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,520
They're very close.
721
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,479
Look, his mum's trying really hard.
722
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,399
He'll be fine when I get him home.
723
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,999
Bless him.
724
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,800
I'll make sure he's OK
before I leave.
725
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,920
Do you think he'll be all right?
726
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,120
Let's hope so.
727
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,559
Oh, Sir, we found something.
728
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,919
All four houses were burgled before,
all within three days of each other.
729
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,519
What?
730
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,719
Christmas week, 50 years ago.
731
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,559
1973.
732
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,479
Only that time, things were stolen.
733
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,279
Why did none of them mention this?
734
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,879
Well, the Owens and Josh Woods
didn't live there then,
735
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,359
and neither did the Beckers.
736
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,919
They inherited
the house from her mother. Kathleen?
737
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,359
She grew up in that house
but it's a long time ago.
738
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,040
Mm.
739
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,520
Coins...
740
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,439
..games console...
741
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,759
..TV.
742
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,999
One of these is a gold bracelet.
743
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,359
Coincidence?
744
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,079
It cannot be!
I don't believe in them.
745
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,080
Kelby, was anyone
arrested for these burglaries?
746
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,000
Um...
747
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,999
One suspect arrested and questioned,
released without charge.
748
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,999
Ernest Buchanan.
749
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,959
The detective in charge, DI Foster,
cites a lack of evidence.
750
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,079
Anything else?
751
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,879
Only that they were
opportunistic thefts.
752
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,119
Windows left open,
back doors and the like.
753
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,359
Oh, and he adds
at the bottom that they weren't
754
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,879
looking for anyone else.
755
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,279
Sounds like they knew who it was
but couldn't prove it.
756
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,479
Mm.
757
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,839
Oh, Frank Becker phoned
while you were out.
758
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,039
Left a message.
759
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,679
He said he doesn't know what it
means, but the TV
760
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,199
in the lounge wasn't ordered by his
sons or anyone else in the house.
761
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,960
It just appeared,
after the break-in.
762
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,879
Looks like it WAS Santa after all.
763
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,040
HE LAUGHS
764
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,000
Maybe that's exactly what it was.
765
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:38,040
If the bracelet isn't a
coincidence, then neither is the TV.
766
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,279
I wonder...
767
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,599
Kelby, find out
what you can about Ernest Buchanan.
768
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,439
Is he still alive?
Did he go on to commit other crimes?
769
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,640
We need to check the other
two crime scenes.
770
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,400
Coffee.
771
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,519
Like what?
772
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,879
A jar of coins.
773
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,200
Has one just appeared anywhere?
Or a game console.
774
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,919
No. You haven't found anything
in the house that you thought didn't
775
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,359
belong here or you didn't know
where it came from?
776
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,999
No.
777
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,519
BOTH: Josh?
778
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,560
No.
779
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,679
Oh, except for you know what?
780
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,679
I told you. In your dreams.
781
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,319
JOSH CHUCKLES
782
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,360
Ta-da! I saw it on the side.
783
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,119
It's nothing to do with me.
784
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,160
Josh.
785
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,960
Thank you.
786
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,040
What?
787
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:46,639
OK, what's the first ever
Christmas present you remember?
788
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,400
I think the first main present
I remember was an Easy-Bake oven.
789
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,239
You got an oven for Christmas?
790
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,759
Not a real one, you gurt noodle.
791
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,639
A little toy one.
792
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,959
Green, it was,
with little light bulbs inside.
793
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,679
But could you actually cook
in it, though?
794
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,919
Well, I mean,
you couldn't do a Sunday roast,
795
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,440
but you could do cakes.
796
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,679
That doesn't sound safe,
letting kids cook.
797
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,999
We didn't worry about things
like that when I was young.
798
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,639
We rode bikes without helmets,
799
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,559
we spent all day on the beach
without sun screen.
800
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,999
We didn't even have
seat belts in the car.
801
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,119
What happened
if you had an accident?
802
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,679
It was Mum's job.
803
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,239
Put her arm across you.
804
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,679
That is wild.
805
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,199
SHE CHUCKLES
How about you?
806
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,999
Ooh, first one I proper remember
is getting
807
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
all four Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle characters.
808
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,519
You see, that's
the difference in our generations.
809
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,119
We got presents to prepare us
for the life ahead.
810
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,840
You got turtles.
811
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,519
Yeah, but they fought crime,
though, didn't they?
812
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,360
So that prepared me
for being a policeman.
813
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,879
You know, sometimes, Kelby,
814
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,799
I don't think you're
half as daft as you look.
815
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,200
Thanks.
816
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,559
How'd you know that?
817
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,279
Call it a lucky guess.
818
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,919
Well, it weren't coins.
819
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,879
I mean,
I didn't think anything of it.
820
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,239
Kai's a builder. He's always leaving
cash lying around.
821
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,719
I banked it...
822
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,320
..to cover the mortgage that's
just gone up, again.
823
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,760
Can I ask how much you found?
824
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,440
Kelby.
825
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,919
Ernest Buchanan?
826
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,120
Er...
827
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:51,079
Born December 29th, 1953,
widowed in 2019, one son, er,
828
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,359
nothing further on record of him,
not even a parking ticket.
829
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,119
Oh, last known address,
Upper Denbury.
830
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,600
It's about eight miles away.
831
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,679
Occupation?
832
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,559
Jeweller.
833
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,879
White gloves.
834
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,999
Indeed.
835
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,160
So...
836
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,640
So...
837
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,360
1973.
838
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,679
Let's say a 19-year-old
Ernest Buchanan
839
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,280
wasn't so much a burglar
as an opportunistic thief.
840
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,039
Breaking into what is now
the Owen house,
841
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:30,679
he stole a glass jar
containing £55 in coins.
842
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,560
LOUD THUD
843
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,559
Later the same week,
I think he stole a gold bracelet
844
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,279
from Kathleen's cottage.
845
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,439
As Kathleen has an allergy,
I'm guessing it was her mother's.
846
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,560
INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION
847
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,759
Followed by the game console
from the house
848
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,080
that now belongs to
Josh Woods and fiancee Lucy.
849
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,880
And finally, the TV from the home
of Frank Becker's mother-in-law.
850
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,479
OK. So what if,
all these years later,
851
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,079
Ernest Buchanan had some
kind of crisis?
852
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,679
For some reason yet to be
established,
853
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,519
he was overcome with guilt,
854
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,399
with an undeniable desire to
put right the wrongs of his past.
855
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,800
We know he never offended again.
856
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,279
I don't think the gold bracelet was
dropped there by accident.
857
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,080
I think it was put there on purpose.
858
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,359
Then someone must have
knocked it on the floor.
859
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,320
CAT MEOWS
860
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,200
One down, three to go.
861
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,919
The TV was simple enough.
862
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,080
New for old.
863
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,039
And Frank Becker thought
the TV turning up
864
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,999
was another prank by his two
boisterous sons. Yes.
865
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,160
Then, the game console.
866
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,639
Which was a little harder to
replace like for like,
867
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,360
so instead he bought a tablet.
868
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,719
Which Josh saw,
869
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,159
but just assumed it was a Christmas
present from Lucy yet to be wrapped.
870
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,760
Exactly.
871
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,640
Flipping 'eck, Kai.
872
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,439
And the jar of coins?
873
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,999
As Hannah said,
her husband Kai is a builder,
874
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,319
who has a habit of leaving cash
lying around.
875
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,479
She found £569,
876
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,039
which I bet is exactly what
877
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:16,959
£55 in 1973 would be worth today.
878
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,239
So Ernest Buchanan returned to the
scene of his former crimes
879
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,400
to replace the things he'd stolen.
880
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,880
But why would he go to all this
trouble after half a century?
881
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,080
I'm dying.
882
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,839
I have cancer.
883
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,519
They tell me it's stage four,
884
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,760
which apparently means
I'm riddled with it.
885
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,599
And it's strange how discovering
you've only got a few months
886
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,760
to live helps to
reacquaint you with God.
887
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,239
It's no time to be making enemies.
888
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,119
HE CHUCKLES
889
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,480
No.
890
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,280
My father, er, was a very religious
man.
891
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,519
He found comfort in it,
and, er, I thought I might.
892
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,879
So I picked up a Bible,
893
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,800
which is something I haven't
done for a long time.
894
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,279
I suppose I was looking for a way to
make sense of what's happening.
895
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,999
Anyway, I found something.
896
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,439
Sort of leapt out at me
while I was flicking through.
897
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:28,520
It's a story about an old king
called Hezekiah, and he was dying.
898
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,040
And a prophet, called Isaiah,
said to him...
899
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,639
.."Put your house in order,
because you are about to die."
900
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,559
HE CHUCKLES
901
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,959
That seemed like sensible advice.
902
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,039
Have a bit of a tidy up before...
903
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,839
And it's funny, as I read it,
I heard it in my dad's voice,
904
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,879
like he was telling me what to do.
905
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,959
And that's what you were doing?
906
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,440
Putting your house in order?
907
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,920
Yeah.
908
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:03,040
I always felt guilty, taking those
things from those people.
909
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,959
So why not put it right,
910
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,640
and make my peace with
the universe before I leave it?
911
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:14,160
And...have a bit of fun
at the same time.
912
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,959
And the ash?
913
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,680
The ash you left at all the houses.
914
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,199
That's a thing my dad used to
make us do when we were children.
915
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,000
Write our sins on a piece of paper
and then burn it to show remorse.
916
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,600
If you were trying to show remorse,
Ernest, you left it a long time.
917
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,880
I know.
918
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,679
Life keeps you busy though,
doesn't it?
919
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,640
Your priorities change
and time just goes.
920
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,919
One day you go to sleep a boy of 19,
and you wake up
921
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,320
a 70-year-old man, looking back
at all the stupid things you did.
922
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,320
Didn't you have family?
923
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,959
No, I lost my wife, and my son.
924
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,520
I'm sorry.
925
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,199
My son's widow, she got herself
a boyfriend eight months after
926
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:22,040
my son died, and I thought it was
too soon, and then we argued and...
927
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,640
..I said things that I regret now.
928
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,239
The boyfriend didn't last,
of course,
929
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:35,280
but the damage had been done.
930
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,439
Your daughter-in-law, does
she know that you're not well?
931
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,999
No, no.
932
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,759
No, she doesn't know.
933
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,280
Don't you think you should tell her?
934
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,600
Well, I thought about it,
but why pass on my problems to them?
935
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,160
Maybe some things are better
left as they are.
936
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,720
So, what now?
937
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,280
Do you need to take me in?
938
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,199
Even if he put things back,
rather than taking anything,
939
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,999
it's still forced entry.
940
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,400
Yes.
941
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,160
So do we pursue with CPS or not?
942
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,719
Well, we'll go through the
process because,
943
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,240
because we have to,
but it'll never go to court.
944
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,959
I think we could push for a caution.
945
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,639
You know, without a conviction,
946
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,839
we've got four burglaries that
won't qualify for the review.
947
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,559
Well, sometimes there are more
important things
948
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,199
than a pie chart, I suppose.
949
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Like a real pie.
950
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:52,919
A pie of the ginger and cinnamon
variety, cooked by the woman I love
951
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,239
and about to be served
with a hot mulled wine
952
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,600
at the Christmas market,
right about now.
953
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,039
Sir.
954
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,239
Can we stop somewhere on the way?
955
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:10,399
# Out in the field
that I know well... #
956
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,959
DOORBELL RINGS
957
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,279
# Oh, how I'm cold,
will you let me in? #
958
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,279
Wash your hands, darling,
your tea's nearly ready.
959
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,959
# Where would I begin? #
960
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,519
Jane Buchanan?
961
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,079
Yeah.
962
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:30,679
# Time, it is passed now
and I roam free
963
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:38,639
# Is it wrong to wish you
still need me? #
964
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,599
TABLET RINGS
965
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:45,919
# Is it wrong to wish
you still need me? #
966
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,879
Hi, Grandad. Oh!
967
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:51,119
Mum found out I was calling you,
so she took my phone off me.
968
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,080
But now she's just given it me back.
969
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,680
Hi, Ernie. How you doing?
970
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,160
Oh, you know, love,
rolling with the punches.
971
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,599
Police came round.
972
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,399
They said you've not been well.
973
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,719
I wish you'd said.
974
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,239
No point both of us worrying,
is there?
975
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:15,320
It's been too long.
976
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,799
Yes, it has.
977
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,839
Want a chip, Grandad?
978
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,560
Oh, ta.
979
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,119
Can we finish the story now?
980
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,680
Yeah, 'course we can.
981
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,279
You comfortable?
982
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,559
Yep.
983
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,840
All right...
984
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,399
"'Mr Scrooge?'"
985
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,999
"'Yes', said Scrooge,
'that is my name,
986
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,280
"'and I fear it may not be
pleasant to you.
987
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,560
"'Allow me to ask your pardon.'"
988
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,320
BAND PLAYS SILENT NIGHT
989
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,200
God, sorry, excuse me.
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
990
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,040
Gosh, it's busy.
991
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,999
Oh, thank you.
992
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,960
Oh, can I? Please.
993
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,999
Ooh, how was it?
994
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,199
Loved it.
995
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,279
Mm-hm.
CHUCKLES
996
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,520
What's she talking about?
997
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,239
Oh, hiya.
998
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,599
How's Ryan doing?
999
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,759
Really good.
1000
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,879
He's got his phone back,
he's talking to Grandad,
1001
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,319
and he and Mum have
made their peace.
1002
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,919
Oh, that's brilliant news.
1003
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,999
You and Humphrey were
so good with him.
1004
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,599
He talked about you all
the way home. Ah, that's nice.
1005
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,759
You don't have kids?
1006
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,639
No, it didn't really happen for us.
1007
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,680
Oh. Oh.
1008
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,359
Well, if you ever feel
you have the time and the energy
1009
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,680
to do for other kids what you
did for Ryan today, here's my card.
1010
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,799
We're always looking for
foster carers.
1011
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,159
Inspector.
1012
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,479
Ma'am.
1013
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,799
Are an inspector's wages
1014
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,799
so bad these days that you can't
afford a coat?
1015
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,719
Oh, I can't really do coats.
1016
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,599
Too many pockets.
1017
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,160
Last time I wore one, I missed three
trains trying to find my ticket.
1018
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,799
I spoke with Sergeant Williams.
1019
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,519
She talked me through the outcome
of the break-ins investigations,
1020
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,199
and your desire to pursue a caution
with the man responsible, and why.
1021
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,679
Yes, Ma'am.
1022
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,359
Which will put you at a disadvantage
with regards to your review.
1023
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,880
Unfortunately, yes, it will.
1024
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,639
In the circumstances I think it
prudent that we don't start
1025
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,039
to collect your figures
until January.
1026
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,039
Circumstances, Ma'am?
1027
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,840
It's Christmas, Inspector.
1028
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,479
So it is.
1029
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,679
See you in the New Year.
1030
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,160
CUPS CLINK
1031
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,480
Hi. Yeah.
1032
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,279
Feeling all right?
1033
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,120
Everything is absolutely perfect.
1034
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:18,719
ALL SING: # Silent night,
holy night... #
1035
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,479
I've been thinking.
1036
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,039
Today's been a bit like
A Christmas Carol.
1037
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,719
You know, Scrooge and the spirits of
Christmas past, present and future.
1038
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,080
Oh?
1039
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,439
We had a bit of a strange
case today,
1040
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,079
which was all about righting
the wrongs of a Christmas past.
1041
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,839
HE LAUGHS
1042
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,799
Then in the Christmas present,
1043
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,280
a young boy was reunited
with his grandad.
1044
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:45,439
If we could only know
what our Christmas future holds.
1045
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,119
# Sleep in heavenly... #
1046
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,519
Happy Christmas.
1047
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,120
Happy Christmas.
1048
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,200
APPLAUSE
1049
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,479
# When I was a little lad,
or so my mother told me
1050
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,039
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie
1051
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,680
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Johnny-o
1052
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,959
# That if I didn't kiss
the girls my lips would grow mouldy
1053
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,279
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie
1054
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,719
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Johnny-o
1055
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:34,239
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie
1056
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,519
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Johnny-o
1057
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,279
Oh, sorry.
1058
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,919
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Rosie
1059
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,400
# Away, haul away,
we'll haul away for Johnny-o... #
1060
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,440
OVERLAPPING WHOOPING,
CHEERING, LAUGHTER
1061
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,840
GIRLS CHANT: Kelby! Kelby!
1062
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:11,599
ALL CHANT: Santa! Santa!
1063
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:12,920
Santa!
1064
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,639
Merry Christmas, Sir.
1065
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,120
Merry Christmas, Sergeant.
1066
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,480
MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING78214
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