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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,600 R.S.V.P. 2 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,920 Oh... 3 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,840 What a lovely voice. 4 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:03,000 How come you've been single for so long? 5 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,440 Maybe I'm just too picky, or something. 6 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,880 - You're perfect. - That's sweet. 7 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,680 That smile... Those white tiles really bring it out. 8 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,560 Your teeth are really yellow, you know. 9 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,840 That's nasty! 10 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,000 Oh. 11 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,720 Sorry. I didn't do that on purpose. 12 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,120 - Ow. - Are you okay? 13 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,640 Are you going? We were going to watch a film. 14 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,920 No, I've got some writing to do. 15 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,320 - But I'll see you this evening. - Okay. 16 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,800 Right. 17 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:04,000 NEW YEAR'S EVE 18 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,640 Hello? 19 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,440 - Hello? - Oh, my God. 20 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,440 Why not use the doorbell? I thought you'd come to steal my Rolex. 21 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,920 - Sorry. - You don't need to do it now. 22 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,160 You don't just let yourself into peoples places. 23 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,560 You're not "people". 24 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:49,160 Next time, ring the doorbell and get used to doing that. 25 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,120 - Sure. - Okay? 26 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:56,360 Klara, you don't turn up 45 minutes early to a party. 27 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,400 No... 28 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,800 Happy new year! 29 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,240 Shut it. Not a word about hats being a silly theme. 30 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,280 Tessan is annoyed that Matti is wearing his school leaving hat. 31 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,000 - What the hell? - She'll love my balaclava. 32 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,120 If I were you I'd skip wearing that. 33 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,800 - Then I don't have a hat. - Wow, look. 34 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,720 Nice dress. 35 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,240 I thought you weren't buying any new clothes. 36 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,760 - It's not new. - Really? 37 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,440 No. Please make sure the gratins don't burn, or I'll spank you. 38 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,120 Who would say no to a spanking? 39 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,120 You usually don't. 40 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,040 Where are you going? 41 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,800 - Oh, hi Klara. - Hi there. 42 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,880 We invited everyone for seven, 43 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,600 but you didn't get that message. 44 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,080 I know. I'm giving up. 45 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,760 They've established a correlation 46 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,360 between loneliness and premature death. 47 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,120 Being single is more harmful than smoking. 48 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,320 - Congratulations to me. - It depends on who your partner is. 49 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,000 What about the guy from gastrointestinal 50 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,480 who called you an incel? 51 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,960 - He never called. - What? 52 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,320 - He never called. - After all your chats? How strange. 53 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,000 And the lawyer who you proposed to on the second date? 54 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,800 I can't help being a romantic. 55 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,160 - Desperate. - I'm not such a pessimist, like you. 56 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,640 Realist. 57 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,680 - You don't need to worry about me. - Really? That makes a change. 58 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,600 Look, that's how it's done. 59 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,040 Victor. 60 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,400 - Will you get the door? - Sure. 61 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,360 Hi. 62 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,600 Happy new year! 63 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,520 Hello. 64 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,920 - You look lovely. - Daniel and Sofie. 65 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,120 - You're just on time. - I know. 66 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,800 That's the advantage of being neighbours. It's not far. 67 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,640 A little stroll. This has been the most stressful day of my life. 68 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,640 Maximilian and I just flew in from Verbier. 69 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,920 I've just not had a chance to get ready. 70 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,240 I just feel like... 71 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,200 - Oh, wow. - Happy new year. 72 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,520 My, you look so nice. 73 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,640 - Here you go. - You've got such great taste, Sofie. 74 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,680 So where's Ullis? 75 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,560 She's on the phone to her cousin Victor. 76 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,960 He's just got divorced, so it's a bit... 77 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,200 His girlfriend wanted a baby. He wanted to wait. 78 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,120 She got pregnant with the neighbour. 79 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,080 Yuck. 80 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,800 - It's been a long time, Klara. - I know. 81 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,280 - Yeah, at the library. - Tessan's birthday. 82 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,640 - Exactly. - Tessan's birthday party. 83 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,760 Could you give me a hand with the canapés in the kitchen? 84 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,720 Daniel refused to wear a hat. 85 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,840 God, what happened to your eye? 86 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,800 - You don't wanna know. - I do. 87 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,240 It's the padel. 88 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,040 Daniel is addicted to it. 89 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,120 Come as late as you like, as long as it's before midnight. 90 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,560 Love you. 91 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,880 Haven't they got any coat-hangers? 92 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,280 This place simply isn't people friendly. 93 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,520 There. Imagine we're at a museum. 94 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,080 - We need to decide who's driving. - Hey? 95 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,160 - Yeah, well... - What? Who? 96 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,000 - Yeah, well. - Who's driving? 97 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,600 - Hi. - Hello, Klara. 98 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,320 - Hi there. - Nice to see you. 99 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,840 I like your hats. A bit last minute? 100 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,640 Svante was in charge of this invitation. Nice one, Svante. 101 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,040 - Yeah... - I see. 102 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,040 - Elias. - Hi, Tessan. 103 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,800 - Hi. - So nice to be here. 104 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,240 - My, you've grown. - Would you like a protein bar? 105 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,960 - What do you feed him? - Them. 106 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,920 He's non-binary now. Aren't you, Elias? 107 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,520 - Eli. That's right. - You're great. 108 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,800 Oh, hello. 109 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,280 Smell this. 110 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,120 - What am I supposed to smell? - Doesn't it have a scent? 111 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,280 - Is it Rioja? - No. 112 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,800 What's that? A Christmas present? 113 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,440 From...? 114 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,880 No! 115 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,720 - What do we say about that? - Nice bracelet. 116 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:35,920 - What else? - Would you like an honest answer? 117 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,200 I'd like a Matti answer. 118 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,160 Enjoy it as long as it lasts. 119 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,520 - You're just jealous. - Am I? 120 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,360 - You are. - I've got Sixten. 121 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:49,200 - This was his Christmas present. - Oh, cutie. 122 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,600 I think I've found the one. 123 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,400 The one? 124 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,840 Have you been reading girls' magazines? 125 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,480 This is just right. I know it. 126 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,600 I'm sure it is. 127 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,880 - Cowabunga! - No! No, I can't do it anymore. 128 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,240 I can't be arsed. Svante will have to deal with her. 129 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,040 I don't know where all that energy comes from. 130 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,080 Must be Svante's genes. 131 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,000 No one in my family is that hyper. 132 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,040 - Oh, hello. - Hi there. 133 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,200 - Welcome to the party. - Hi. Klara. 134 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,520 - Hi, I'm Amalia. - I'm Jorunn. 135 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,120 I've just moved here from Oslo. So good to celebrate New Year with you. 136 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,200 - I'll give you some Champagne. - Oh, lovely. 137 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,720 Perfect. 138 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,440 - I used to work in Norway. - Really? 139 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,560 - Welcome here. - Thanks. Cheers. 140 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,840 How did you end up here? 141 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:52,400 Tessan does marketing for me. I run a gallery here in Stockholm. 142 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,720 Oh, you're in the art trade. What kind of art? 143 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,360 - I work with so called vulva art. - Okay... 144 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,280 Is there a burnt smell? 145 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,840 You sound so... Do you always sound that happy? 146 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,240 "Is there a burnt smell?" 147 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,520 Lovely. You ought to meet my brother. 148 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,160 - Okay. - He needs cheering up. 149 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,560 Matti. 150 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,320 Fuck! 151 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,760 Ullis! 152 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,800 Ullis! 153 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,640 - Crisps? - My God! 154 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,160 Why didn't you say anything? 155 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,960 I did. I said "crisps". 156 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,160 Somebody might see us. Are you insane? 157 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,720 Just for a little bit. 158 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,960 Stop it. She's at the window. 159 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,200 There. 160 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,840 - The pizza is here. - Great. 161 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,720 I'd just like to say how nice it is to see everyone 162 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:52,960 and especially Jorunn. Welcome to our gang. 163 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:57,680 - We're all misfits. - Misfits. 164 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,760 I've partied, God knows how many times with these people, 165 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,520 so it's good to have some fresh blood. 166 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:09,400 When your own family is fucked up 167 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,680 you have to create your own. 168 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:16,440 Cheers to our "new clear" family, les misfitos. 169 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,640 Les misfitos! 170 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,000 Here's to the best party! Let's hit the dance-floor! 171 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,120 - Let's do it. - Svante. 172 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:15,360 I told you not to keep the fireworks outside. 173 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,320 I know. Have you got a lighter? 174 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,880 - Here, Svante. - Is she nice? 175 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,960 What? 176 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,360 Let's forget about this. 177 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,640 Yes, she is actually. 178 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,080 Oh, it's time. Ten, nine, 179 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,120 eight, seven, six... 180 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:40,320 five, four, three, two, one. 181 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,400 Happy new year! 182 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,840 Ready to fire! 183 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,400 Hello? 184 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,920 Taxi! 185 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,160 Great! 186 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,120 God, I'm sorry. Are you okay? 187 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,160 Oh, don't worry. 188 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,800 - I didn't see you. - No, that's my taxi. 189 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,680 - I... - Thanks. The only available cab. 190 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,280 - I didn't see you. - Of course you didn't. 191 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,080 Nobody sees me. Fuck my life. 192 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,640 - But I'm free? - So what? 193 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,840 - I can give you a lift. - No, thank you. 194 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,680 Where are you going? 195 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,560 Do I look like I'd get into a non-licensed cab? 196 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,560 Well... 197 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,560 Okay... 198 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,280 It's teargas. You can use it if I behave inappropriately. 199 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,680 - Isn't that an illegal substance? - As illegal as a non-licensed cab. 200 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,600 No, thanks. 201 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,080 Alright then. 202 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,880 Mind where you go. 203 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:13,200 HOUSE WARMING PARTY 204 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,880 Hello! 205 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,080 - Hi there. - Hello. 206 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,240 - How are you? - For you. 207 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,880 For me? Thank you. 208 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,760 Wow, this is so nice. Hi. 209 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:39,520 Come inside. Matti is so good with his hands. 210 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:44,320 Jorunn, I don't want to know what you get up to. He's my brother. 211 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,680 - Elias, come and say hello. - Eli. 212 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,400 He's pissed that we made him come along. His friends are out drinking. 213 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:56,000 60% of teens will be drinking for the first time tonight. 214 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,200 Your friends drink more than we do. 215 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,280 Come on, Elias. Svante, will you say something? 216 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,560 - Oh, God! - Hi. 217 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,320 - Hey... - That's Vendela, our neighbour. 218 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,640 Did you like the lady? 219 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,440 Did you want to have babies with the lady? 220 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,800 I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU NAKED 221 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,240 WHEN WILL YOU BE HERE? 222 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,600 SEE YOU LATER 223 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,680 - Tessan wants to have children. - Oh. And what does Ullis want? 224 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,000 - I'm not ready for it. - You're only 42. 225 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,120 She keeps pestering me. 226 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,760 At least she's a grown-up. Your teen ex wasn't really. 227 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,480 Natalie was 19 and a mature soul. 228 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,960 You always manage to find mature souls in young bodies. 229 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,880 At least they don't want children. Does everybody have to have them? 230 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,240 No, no. Give me my Byredo cream. 231 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,920 - It's really expensive. - Oops. 232 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,560 Everybody I know who has children is miserable. 233 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,960 Everybody or just Amalia? 234 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:07,080 No! Do you have any idea how much that costs? 235 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,560 - You've finished the whole tube. - Victor is coming. 236 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,600 - Victor? - My cousin. 237 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,120 He lives here now and he's single. 238 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,480 Why does everyone think I need a date? 239 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,000 - It's what you want the most. - No, it's not. 240 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:27,080 Because you've met someone. 241 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,320 - Have you met someone? - I can't talk about it. 242 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,680 Has the guy from gastro-intestinal changed his mind? 243 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,360 I can't say anything, 'cause you'll be annoyed. 244 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,800 Why? I'll be happy for you. Who is it? 245 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,000 Tell me! 246 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,560 - Daniel. - Daniel? 247 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,240 - Hello! - Danne? Married to perfect Sofie? 248 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,880 - My neighbours? - I told you you'd be pissed. 249 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,600 - Pissed? I find it disturbing. - Exactly. 250 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,240 - Because he's married. - They're having problems. 251 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,320 Apart from the little problem that he's being unfaithful? 252 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,840 - They sleep in separate bedrooms. - They have children. So unsisterly. 253 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,800 There. 254 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,840 I forgot to feed your cat. 255 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,760 - Our cat. - Of course. 256 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,800 - What is it? - Nothing. 257 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,160 I've been so damn lucky. 258 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:38,760 She's gorgeous, successful, funny, clever. 259 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,880 And what am I? A balding, menopausal nurse 260 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,160 with a beer belly. I don't even drink beer. 261 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:51,360 Do you have to live on a boat, Matti? I'm all dizzy. 262 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,440 Petronella is in one of the guestrooms making a collage. 263 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,120 - From a magazine. - Which one? 264 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,880 I don't know, "pop" something. 265 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:03,640 My complete collection of Pop from 1992 to 1999 in pristine condition? 266 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,240 - Matti... - Relax. 267 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,720 Will you make me a Skinny Bitch? Extra bitchy. 268 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,160 Have this. 269 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,120 - What are you doing here? - Why? 270 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,960 You're single. You could go on a date. 271 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,760 There's online dating, just imagine! 272 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:25,080 There's an app I can check on my phone... Fit guy, fit, fit, fit... 273 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,520 Look. 274 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:31,640 Incredible. What if I managed to find a tall, 6'5'' bloke, 275 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:36,160 all muscly, dirty from his workshop, greasy hands... 276 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,440 "Come here." "No, no." 277 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,440 He's like: "I don't care." Not at all PC. 278 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:45,720 He pushes me against the wall and we have animalistic sex all day. 279 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,960 So cool. 280 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,640 Let's go. 281 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,640 I thought we could use a catering firm, but no... 282 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:04,480 - I might be able to get away. - No, you can't. Or can you? 283 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,800 - Well, if you insist. - I do. 284 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,560 I just have to finish something. 285 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,680 Why do we have to be outside this time of the year? No one likes it. 286 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,720 It's almost done. Hurry before it gets cold. 287 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,800 Shall I take those? 288 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,640 Thank you. 289 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,760 Food, everybody! 290 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,240 This isn't Iberico pork. 291 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,600 - It's beef fillet, not Iberico pork. - Yes. 292 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,840 I'll have it. 293 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,480 Victor... 294 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,960 Klara is my very hot friend. 295 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:50,520 Her judgement isn't great, but she's nice to look at. 296 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,480 And this is Victor. 297 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:57,400 My cousin, with the old banger. 298 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:02,120 I think you two should just talk to each other a little. 299 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,920 - Hello. - Hi. 300 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,360 We've actually met before. 301 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,800 - Where? - New Years Eve. Recognise the car? 302 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,320 - The non-licensed cab! - Indeed. 303 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,960 I had no idea that you were you. 304 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,720 I didn't recognise you without the balaclava. 305 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,360 Don't come over here. He's coming here. 306 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,160 Okay. Hang on. 307 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,040 There you go. 308 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,800 I'm originally from Karlstad. 309 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,360 I was born here. 310 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,080 But then I left town, 311 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:50,120 because I found it a bit much with the career stuff 312 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,960 and yeah... 313 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,200 - But you live here now? - I do. 314 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:59,240 I've lived in the same tired rental flat the last 20 years. 315 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,440 Is that right? 316 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,760 I wear the same clothes, listen to the same music, have same friends. 317 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,040 Not much has happened. 318 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,680 But everyone else has moved on. 319 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,680 - They're a bit boring. - Boring? 320 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,720 - Don't you think? - A little bit. 321 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,760 A little bit. What do you do for a living? 322 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,640 - I'm a nurse. - Okay. 323 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,120 That's a respectable job. 324 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,560 - Really? - Yes, it's a respectable job. 325 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,560 - You look after people. - I do. 326 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,680 - Very organised. - I'm not very organised. 327 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,360 Being organised is overrated. 328 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:40,520 My ex was so well organised it's unbelievable. 329 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:46,680 The day she turned 35 everything was supposed to happen. 330 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000 We were going to have children. 331 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,600 When I said I wasn't quite ready, 332 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:58,160 she just lost it. I'm now staying well clear of girls over 35. 333 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,760 - Sorry... - It could be to do with you. 334 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,080 You might have made her wait. 335 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:18,200 It could be that you might have promised things you couldn't keep. 336 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,720 Time passes and everyone around you is having children. 337 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,400 You might have become unsure, stopped replying to texts 338 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,840 and not been in touch even though you'd promised to. 339 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,360 Oh, I don't know. 340 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,240 Oh, no. Håkan! 341 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,360 - Have you seen Håkan? - No. 342 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,640 Come on, Håkan! 343 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,240 - Shall we tell her? - Won't you do it? 344 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,200 No, I'm too scared. 345 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,320 You're the one who threw that thing for him. 346 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,160 - Håkan! - Håkan! 347 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,200 - Håkan! - Håkan! 348 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,920 Hellström! 349 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,600 Håkan Hellström! 350 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,040 Unbelievable. He's enormous. 351 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,040 Håkan! 352 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,680 Håkan! 353 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,200 What? 354 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,480 Maybe we could grab a beer one day? 355 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,800 Are you sure you've got the guts? 356 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,880 I'm over 35. 357 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,440 Oh, it's work. I've got to go. I'm on call. 358 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,160 - That's a shame... - Oh. 359 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,360 They are keen for me to come in. 360 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,560 I can tell. Almost a bit cocky. 361 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,600 Is that him? 362 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,720 Håkan! 363 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,640 - Hi, Håkan. - He's here. 364 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,120 Good Lord. 365 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,840 Oh shit... 366 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,800 Good God. 367 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,680 God, thank you. Thank you. 368 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,520 - That's fine. - You're my hero. 369 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,160 My little Håkan. 370 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,280 - You're Aries, aren't you? - No. 371 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:21,000 Or you've got Aries on your ascendant. 372 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,680 Do I? 373 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,560 MIDSUMMER'S EVE 374 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,960 - Hi. - Wow, this is amazing. 375 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,360 I can take that. 376 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,160 Was the boat late? 377 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,240 Thank God. Svante, just hold onto it. 378 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,760 - No! - Shit. 379 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,720 Oh, no... 380 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,600 - Svante... - Hey, we'll manage without alcohol. 381 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,920 The dill is okay. 382 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,280 Am I the only one who needs a straight pole? 383 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,000 - Picky. - You don't care. 384 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,160 Oh. Do you need help? 385 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,400 - Hi there. - Hi. 386 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,240 - Why haven't you been in touch? - I've been a bit busy. 387 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,920 - How's it going with...? - I will leave Sofie, I promise. 388 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,800 - I said I would. - I know. 389 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,800 It's just a bit complicated at the moment. 390 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,840 Hang on. I'll just... There. 391 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,760 - You're good at this. - Thanks. 392 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,400 I see the divorce is coming along well. 393 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,720 - Please spare Sofie a thought. - Should I consider Sofie? 394 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,880 I mean this is difficult for Daniel. He wants to do the right thing. 395 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,560 He's in the middle of a complicated inheritance dispute. 396 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,800 Is this bothering you? It's not bothering me. 397 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,600 Because we have to play along in these charades. 398 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,440 Speaking of charades. Tessan is apparently "ill". 399 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,560 First she tells me I work too much 400 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,040 and then she'd rather be with her friends than here. 401 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,200 And she thinks I drink too much. 402 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,720 Okay. 403 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,320 - So are they...? - Hi! 404 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,960 - They are, yeah. - Okay. 405 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,520 This is where the party's at! 406 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,840 - Shit, that dog's enormous. - Yeah. 407 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,120 Like a bloody horse. 408 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,480 Right, I can't do anymore of this. 409 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,160 Go away! 410 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,600 No, no. Håkan! 411 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,560 Good boy. Come here. 412 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,960 Sorry. 413 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,880 Out you go. 414 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,040 - Thank you. - That's okay. 415 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,760 Great to see you and... 416 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,360 - Vendela. - Oh, yeah. 417 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,560 Oh, hang on. 418 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,920 - It... - How...? 419 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,200 At that party in spring. She was so pleased that I found Håkan. 420 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,040 In hindsight I wish I hadn't. 421 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,480 - What do you mean? - I'm no dog lover. 422 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,760 We're eating now. 423 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,520 - Great. - Yummy. 424 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,720 - Why are you here? Come on. - Sure. 425 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,240 - This is such a lovely place. - What? 426 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,720 She means this place. 427 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,520 Has everybody had some? Potatoes. 428 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,200 There's more potatoes here. 429 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,920 - Hello, what's this? - Potatoes, anyone? 430 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,760 - Svante. - Sorry? 431 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,680 - Please tell them off. - What? 432 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,320 Hello! Okay, fine. 433 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,480 - No sweets before dinner. - I hate you, bitch! 434 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,080 Oh my... Good Lord. 435 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,440 Must be nice to be the good cop all the time. 436 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,600 - Here you go. - No, I'm fine, Svante. 437 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,480 - What? - Maybe I shouldn't... 438 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,600 Maybe I shouldn't have alcohol tonight... 439 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,440 You're pregnant! 440 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,840 You're pregnant! You're pregnant! 441 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,880 - Sofie is pregnant. - Congratulations. 442 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,560 - Thank you. - Oh, I'm going all emotional now. 443 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,360 - That's great news. - Congratulations. 444 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,160 Yeah, it's really, really great. 445 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,240 It's incredible. It kind of happened the first time we tried. 446 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,120 Ding! Pregnant! 447 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,120 I am also insanely fertile. It's almost a bit of a problem. 448 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,160 So we're having a little baby. 449 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,360 There's just one prawn left. 450 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,920 - That's... - Okay. 451 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,600 Totally amazing. 452 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,520 - Thank you, it's very nice. - But... 453 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,640 - Really tasty. - Yes, the prawns were great. 454 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,920 A great prawn. It doesn't need anyone else to be good enough. 455 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,440 It's fine on its own. The power of one. 456 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,440 It really doesn't matter, Svante. 457 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,680 - Now what have you done, Svante? - Klara. 458 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,600 I want to be alone. 459 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,520 Klara! 460 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,760 Klara, please wait. 461 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,400 Klara! 462 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,720 - Klara, wait! - Let go of me! 463 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,320 - You don't sleep together. - No. 464 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,040 But you're having a baby? 465 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,800 - Congratulations! - I had to sleep with her once. 466 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,360 - Otherwise she'd been suspicious. - That's a new one. 467 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,920 I'm sorry this is confusing. 468 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,960 Exactly what have I been waiting for? Please explain. 469 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,160 What am I waiting for? 470 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,760 - My darling heart... - I'm not your darling! 471 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,240 Klara! 472 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,920 Turn the music down. I'm trying to put the children to bed. 473 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,320 Come on, it's midsummer's eve. 474 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,640 Why don't we have a game of padel? 475 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,000 Oh, no... 476 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,800 Hang on... 477 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,360 You know that's my tent? 478 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,200 This is Daniel's... tent. 479 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,920 No, that's my tent. 480 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,440 God, I'm sorry. 481 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,680 - No, that's... - I'll put it back. 482 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,240 It's fine. 483 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,640 God, sorry. 484 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,920 - I'll do this really quickly. - Okay. 485 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,080 Right, that's that one and that one. 486 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,240 And next... 487 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,640 Look, that's... 488 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,080 This is where the party's at! 489 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,600 She's still so full of energy. 490 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,440 What do you see in her? 491 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,400 I mean, what did you fall in love with? 492 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,040 Well, she's... 493 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,640 She's happy all the time and full of energy. 494 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:35,600 She's great in that way. 495 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,960 Daniel is Mr Dick pic, isn't he? 496 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,960 No. 497 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,800 Yes. 498 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,520 Oh, yeah. 499 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,760 - He is. - I thought so. 500 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,120 Guess what I heard him shout down at the beach? 501 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:59,280 He went down on his knees and shouted, "Padel is life!" 502 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,400 What am I doing wrong? 503 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,000 Why does nobody want me? 504 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,920 Find out what you want yourself. 505 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,840 Well, it's not that easy. 506 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,280 - Guess what I read in the paper? - What? 507 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,600 I read about a swan who'd fallen in love with a pedalo 508 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,520 that looked like a swan. 509 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,120 - Okay. - The swan thought it was real. 510 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,840 It followed that swan around all summer. 511 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:32,800 In the autumn it waited outside the boathouse for its love to return. 512 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,440 By winter time it had frozen to death. 513 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,120 Oh, dear. 514 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,360 Are you the swan or the boat in the story? 515 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,480 What do you think? 516 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,840 If you're that worried about ending up on your own 517 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:55,080 I think there's a significant risk that you will be alone. 518 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,480 Right. 519 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,960 "You'll realise your greatest fear." 520 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,680 Bergman. 521 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,120 No, it's from a fridge magnet. 522 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,760 Okay. 523 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,280 Victor! Where the hell are you? 524 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:16,000 But the ugly duckling got its prince in the end. 525 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,440 - So... - No, it didn't. 526 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:24,000 - No, it went up in flames. - No, that was the tin soldier. 527 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,920 Oh. 528 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,720 And they keep telling you about fairy-tale endings. 529 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,560 You need to find your own ending to your story. 530 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,640 Where are you? 531 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,280 I've got to... 532 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,800 - Good night. - Good night. 533 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:05,040 WEDDING 534 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,360 My name is Björn, but people call me Teddy. 535 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,440 Can you guess why? 536 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,360 Because I'm so cuddly. 537 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,120 Check that it's working. 538 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,360 Hello? Oh. 539 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,520 Hi and welcome here. As this evening's toastmistress, 540 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:20,760 I'd like to welcome you all here to my brother Matti 541 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,400 and his wonderful Jorunn's wedding party. 542 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,040 Matti, you've never had a long-term relationship. 543 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,360 - No. - You've left us all wondering 544 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,120 what's up between Matti and this cat. 545 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,040 Can you all hear me? Hello? 546 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,920 Let's skip the jokes. You don't have a sense of humour anyway. 547 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,080 Where was I? 548 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,520 Well. Life isn't just a party. 549 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,080 It's also a bed of roses. 550 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,880 Have fun this evening. Thank you. 551 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,760 Cheers. 552 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,000 I need you as my life line this evening. 553 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,640 - We need to change places. - We're talking here. 554 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:22,960 Come on, I've managed to offend the person next to me. 555 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,520 I LOVE YOUR DRESS 556 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,880 I said that the Norwegians are our rich, but retarded cousins. 557 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,320 But they are! 558 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,720 THANKS 559 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,120 Hey... You're driving. 560 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,720 I'll be drinking. 561 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,960 Right, time to move on. 562 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,600 I'll hand over to "Pull-rika". 563 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,320 Or "Full-of booze-rika". 564 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,960 I'll hand over to Ulrika! 565 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,080 Ullis! 566 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,560 Thank you, how fitting. 567 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,120 Thanks for that introduction. 568 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,680 It gave me flashbacks to my early schooldays. 569 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:13,520 I won't talk about how pretty you two are, we can all see that. 570 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,920 You're positively glowing. 571 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,120 Everybody who knows you knows that you're a wine connoisseur. 572 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:25,400 Even if your knowledge may not be as great as you think. 573 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,480 SO MUCH THAT I'D LOVE TO TEAR IT OFF YOU 574 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,640 We've erred on the side of caution and bought a damn expensive wine. 575 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:36,880 This is not to be opened before your third wedding anniversary. 576 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,040 I want you to enjoy it then and celebrate love, 577 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:45,360 which I'm sure will mature and become more refined, like this wine. 578 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,880 Cheers for Matti and Jorunn! 579 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,560 Cheers! 580 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,960 Cheers, everyone. 581 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,520 - Cheers! - Hey... 582 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:07,000 My name is Björn, but everyone calls me Teddy. 583 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,800 Can you guess why? 584 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,680 Because you're fat? 585 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,480 - DID YOU LIKE THE STARTER? - WHY? 586 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,800 I'D HAVE LIKED TO SMEAR IT OVER YOUR BREASTS. 587 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,720 Hi. 588 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,320 Hi there. 589 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,240 How's Gothenburg? 590 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,200 It's rainy and windy the whole time. 591 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,920 - Hi. - Hello. 592 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,120 - Alright? - Fine. 593 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,720 I see you still like pedalos. 594 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,520 Let's gather here. Everyone needs a flag. 595 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,480 Okay. 596 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,320 - Elias. - Eli. 597 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,000 Are we missing someone? 598 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,920 You're supposed to sleep. Where's Daddy? 599 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,280 I've missed you. 600 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,000 That's hilarious. 601 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,640 - Have you seen Daniel? - No, have you seen Klara? 602 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,240 - Where the hell is everybody? - I don't know. 603 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,360 One of the characters in my novel is called Sara, Klara. 604 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,200 You are so hot. 605 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,120 - Oh, God. - Good Lord. 606 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,280 - My God. - Darling. 607 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,440 It just happened. 608 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,000 He's got shitty imagination for a writer. 609 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,880 Please, Sofie, don't go. 610 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,160 - This is degrading. - I can explain. 611 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,880 - Can you... - Sorry. 612 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,960 You don't need to apologise to me. 613 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,640 - No. - Klara, where have you been? 614 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:17,440 - You were meant to be here. - You're giving a speech. 615 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,680 - No, I'm not. - You're on the list. 616 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:25,120 - I'm not on any list. - Amalia asked you at the stag do. 617 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,320 It was five a.m. and we were eating burgers. 618 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,480 Amalia asked if the burger was good and did I want to make a speech. 619 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,080 I said "yes" to the burger being good. 620 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:38,400 Next speaker is Mattis' best friend. 621 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,800 It's Klara. 622 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,600 Dear Matti and Jorunn, 623 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,440 I would like to say a few words 624 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:05,920 that I've been working on for a long time. 625 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,120 Although I actually only want to... 626 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,760 I just want to say I'm sorry. 627 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,960 I'm sorry that I can't be a good person, 628 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,920 like the rest of you who stay together 629 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,040 and who don't lie and don't sleep around with men 630 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:27,320 from Tinder and then married men, 'cause nobody wants you. 631 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,840 Well, that's all. 632 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,920 Let's have a toast. 633 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,080 Cheers! 634 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,040 To the bloody perfect love 635 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:47,440 that everyone but me has found. 636 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,600 - Cheers! - Cheers! 637 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,560 - Right. - Thanks for those words. 638 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,360 Or whatever that was. 639 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:06,120 - Shall we go outside for a bit? - I'll go out on my own. 640 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,680 Klara! How much has she had to drink? 641 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,280 I've got married! 642 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,800 Are you smoking? 643 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,680 That's that one gone. Done. 644 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,400 - Shall we...? - Are you leaving now? 645 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,480 - Yes, we'll just sneak out. - Okay. 646 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,640 I've been inseminated, so I'm a bit tired. 647 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:08,720 Oh, really? Congratulations. I didn't know. You didn't say. 648 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,920 Well, we'll see how it goes, I suppose. 649 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,360 Yeah. 650 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,480 - Good night, Klara. - Good night. See you. 651 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,920 Good night. 652 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,880 Come on. 653 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,160 - I don't want to dance. - Why? 654 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,680 - My feet are hurting. - Shall I rub them? 655 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,640 - Stop it, Svante. - Come on, dance with me. 656 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,160 No, I don't want to. 657 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,360 - Come on. - No, I don't want to. 658 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,160 - I don't want to. - Yes, you do. 659 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,760 We don't dance, do we? 660 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,920 Pull yourself together. Svante, you're making a fool of me. 661 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,560 - You don't love me anymore. - Yes, I love you and like you. 662 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,600 - Why won't you dance? - Okay, let's dance. 663 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,560 We're going to have fun. Let's dance. 664 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,200 We're dancing and having so much fun. 665 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,560 Come on, you wanted to dance. 666 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,760 Come here. 667 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,440 - I said I didn't want to dance. - Yes, you do. 668 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,720 Svante, for real. Just let me go. 669 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,400 Sorry. I'm sorry. 670 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,560 I'm sorry! 671 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,520 Are you okay? 672 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,040 - I don't want any more. - It's water. 673 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,000 Thank you. 674 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,000 Can I say something about your little speech? 675 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,280 No. Absolutely not. 676 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,680 It really served a purpose. 677 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,800 You made everyone feel like their life is great compared to yours. 678 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,920 No... 679 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,560 Hey... 680 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,360 Isn't it time you forgot about him? 681 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,520 "Insanity... 682 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:13,640 is doing the same thing over and over and expect different results." 683 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,120 Fridge magnet. 684 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,640 Einstein. 685 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,680 I just feel so stupid. 686 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:29,440 How can you believe that somebody is going to leave his wife again 687 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,760 and again and again... 688 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,200 I suppose it's like believing that... 689 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,760 just because somebody laughs and is happy all the time 690 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,560 they're a wonderful person. 691 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,120 - Do you want to know a secret? - Mm. 692 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,200 - She's not even from Gothenburg. - Really? 693 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:53,640 - Where is she from then? - Skövde. 694 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,600 - Shall we go back inside? - No, thanks. 695 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,920 - Shall I drive you home? - Oh, yes please. 696 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,080 Okay. Vendela is on the piss tonight. 697 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,440 - That's right. - Come on. 698 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,160 - Where's your other shoe? - You don't wanna know. 699 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:23,440 What? Are you brave enough to get into my car now? 700 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,960 - If I can hold that teargas. - Okay. 701 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,240 - This isn't teargas. - I know. 702 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,960 It's lock spray. 703 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,040 Thank you. 704 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,040 Don't worry. 705 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,920 But I do. Now you have to go all the way back. 706 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,440 That's... 707 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:12,360 Okay, it was a really big deal and so kind of me. 708 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,200 Oh my God! I'm sorry. 709 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,720 No more apologies. 710 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,640 What's wrong with me? 711 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,520 Klara. Klara! Hang on! 712 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:53,640 DIVORCE PARTY 713 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,200 Thank you. 714 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,320 What do we do when Amalia turns up? 715 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,120 When Amalia turns up, I said. 716 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,280 Are you ready? 717 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,280 - We are, we are. - Line up. 718 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,800 - Come on. - Hello? Is it working? 719 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,080 I think she's on her way. It's a bit broken. 720 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,200 Happy divorce! 721 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,400 Hello. 722 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,440 - You're 17 minutes late. - Oh, sorry. 723 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,680 These are very nice. Is it Thatcher? 724 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,520 Or what? 725 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,160 - No? - It's Amalia. 726 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,280 - Oh. - Can't you see? 727 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,680 I didn't see that. 728 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,240 Who's Thatcher? 729 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,680 - Hi there. - Hi. 730 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,080 Welcome to the party. 731 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,040 Thanks for last time. 732 00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:00,120 Please can we never talk about the wedding again? 733 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,800 Okay. 734 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,480 Thank you. 735 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,080 Nice flat you've got. 736 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:09,000 You think so? Not many people say that. 737 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,200 What will the sleeping arrangements be? 738 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,600 Amalia gets the sitting room and I the bedroom. 739 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,200 Okay. 740 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,480 - Nice of you to let her stay. - Sure, 741 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,480 somebody needs to keep an eye on her. 742 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,520 What's it like to be back? 743 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,280 Well, separated twice in two years. 744 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,080 But who's counting? 745 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,880 - Can I touch it? - Sure. 746 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:37,680 - Wow, it's kicking. - Can I feel? 747 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,040 - God! - Is that it? 748 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,400 Are you sure it's not triplets? 749 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,840 - Do I look fat? - No. 750 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,600 Maybe this one's a bit much? 751 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,400 No, you look great. 752 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,720 - It's two boys. - Wow. 753 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,120 Amalia said that 40 percent of new parents 754 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,760 get divorced in the first year and twice as many were parents to twins. 755 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,280 Klara... 756 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,680 That was just something Amalia said. 757 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,080 - I don't think you look fat. - Are you sure? 758 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,560 Positive. 759 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,720 Still just the voice mail. 760 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,240 She was coming after the gym. 761 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,280 Her battery is probably dead. All that time on Tinder. 762 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,840 Or maybe she's found a match. 763 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,160 - I think we should just eat. - Sure. 764 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:30,840 Did I tell you I saw Svante the other day? 765 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,520 No, how was he? 766 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,440 He looked really well. I've never seen him happier. 767 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:40,280 - Really? - He'd got a new car. 768 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:44,280 Got himself a tattoo "Just be", got himself a new girl. 769 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,320 - Don't tell Amalia that. - I wouldn't dare. 770 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,760 She thinks Svante can't cope without her. 771 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:53,960 But you can't live with a man who hits you. 772 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,520 But she hit him first. 773 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,800 Just to make him calm down. 774 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,480 So it's okay for her to hit him, but not the other way round? 775 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,240 - I'm just repeating her words. - I know what she's capable of. 776 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,720 She's chased me with a knife. 777 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,680 - When you were ten. - Hey... 778 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,080 Are you okay? 779 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,040 - Hey? - I don't feel great. 780 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,720 - Do you want to go home? - I think so. 781 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,440 - Klara, we're off. - Of course. 782 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,880 - Take care. - Thanks, it's been lovely. 783 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,120 - Did you make that soup yourself? - Of course! 784 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,160 Get better soon. 785 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,840 I think I'll... 786 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,480 go and catch the tube. Thanks. See you. 787 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,880 See you. 788 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,680 When my parents were my age they'd had three children and got divorced. 789 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,200 I thought I'd break their record. 790 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,720 In number of children or divorces? 791 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,760 For the first half of your life your parents seem useless. 792 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,840 The second half you're pissed that you've ended up the same as them. 793 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,160 There you go. Not even my problems are unique. 794 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,320 Oh, I give up. 795 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:19,280 I used to have this idea of the perfect relationship. 796 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:25,080 The perfect man, who'd find me perfect of course. 797 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,440 Maybe I've realised that "perfect" doesn't exist. 798 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,920 - Do you want to feel something? - Mm. 799 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,240 Here. 800 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,480 - What the hell is that? - Can you feel it? 801 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,480 It moves around. God. What is it? 802 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,600 It's cartilage. 803 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,880 - What have you got? - What have I got? 804 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,160 I have this. 805 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,760 - Oh. - There was a girl at school 806 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:02,280 who was totally besotted with me, well she stalked me. 807 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,680 She'd walk around near my house. 808 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,920 One night I was on my way home and saw her. 809 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,320 I jumped into a skip to hide. 810 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,840 Unfortunately it was full of old windows. 811 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,520 You got hurt trying to escape love. 812 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,160 - Well... - How romantic. 813 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,280 Pure psychology. The more she wanted it the less I did. 814 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:28,000 I never have time to feel what I want because they want it too much. 815 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,040 - Really? Poor you. - I know. 816 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:35,680 Look, the world's smallest violin playing. 817 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,960 - Women just can't resist you. - Stop it. 818 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,040 Can I see it again? 819 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,920 You want to see my scar again? 820 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,160 Hey... 821 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,160 Will you hide in a skip 822 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,640 if I undress you a little? 823 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,520 Let's try it and see. 824 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,240 Okay. 825 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,560 Hello. 826 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,360 - That was lovely. - Oh, it was. 827 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,760 What time is it? 828 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,280 I don't know. 829 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,520 I have to... 830 01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:25,560 I think I have to... 831 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,440 - I'll kill you, if you leave me! - My God. 832 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,560 - Please, please, please stay. - Right, okay. 833 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,680 Can't we just do it again? 834 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,080 - Not immediately, but soon. - Okay. 835 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,000 Sure. I'll give you a call. 836 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,600 Or I'll call you. 837 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,960 Sure, I didn't mean it like that. 838 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,960 What did I mean to say? 839 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,840 I just need a little time to digest this. 840 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:57,760 And maybe we can just take it a little slowly? 841 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,720 - Just nice and slowly. - Oh, I see. 842 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,040 Sorry, don't take it like that. 843 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,960 Can't we just take it slowly? 844 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,240 Sorry, I really have to... 845 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,680 Bye. 846 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,160 What the hell? 847 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,240 Hello? 848 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:55,680 NAMING CEREMONY 849 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,520 What do I do with Mum? 850 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,880 She gets annoyed if she's sat with the old folk. 851 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,240 - How old is she? -53. 852 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,360 - About the same as Ullis. - I heard that. 853 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,640 - Would you...? - What, again? 854 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:25,240 Please. There you go. 855 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,440 Come, let's play in the playpen. 856 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,080 - Is Victor coming? - Is that a problem? 857 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,520 No, we just haven't spoken since last time, kind of. 858 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,360 - But he called? - After I rang him. 859 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,800 A few times. Just to check that his line was working. 860 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,880 - Then what? - When he rang I didn't pick up. 861 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,120 - And then...? - Well, 862 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,920 I had some wine, not much. Maybe a bottle. 863 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:01,520 Then I told his voice mail what I thought of his escaping. 864 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,600 It felt very immature for a grown man. 865 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,480 Just a brief message then. 866 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,520 Ullis, it's just as well that it came to nothing. 867 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,560 Let's seat you together, you seem to need to talk. 868 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,720 No, please don't do that. 869 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:21,640 I will talk to him, but in private. 870 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,800 If we put Amalia here, she's not too close to Svante. 871 01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:27,400 - Perfect, I'll swap with Amalia. - Okay. 872 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,480 Right. Let's see... Daniel... 873 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,840 Yes, he begged to be invited. 874 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,680 Well, I can't sit next to Daniel. 875 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,240 Shall we just not bother with a party? 876 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,240 We can't have a party if people can't sit next to each other. 877 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,400 Matti? 878 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,160 Why is he not coming? 879 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,440 Because Jorunn is too unwell. 880 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,920 Any news? 881 01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,680 Yes. 882 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,640 Are you going to be drunk before the guests turn up? 883 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,240 New dress? 884 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,960 I've moved to this eighties development at Gärdet. You know it? 885 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:22,080 The flats are so nice and cosy. Really. 886 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,840 Svante and I should have got divorced years ago. 887 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,400 I'm so happy on my own. 888 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,000 - Hi there. - Hi. 889 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,600 Thank God you're here. 890 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:42,120 - Tessan's mum is such hard work. - Come on. 891 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,440 Come on, let's go... 892 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,680 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 893 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:56,480 Long time no see. 894 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,200 Indeed. 895 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,080 You look lovely. 896 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,760 What are we doing? I can't get you out of my head. 897 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,240 Sorry about your reviews. 898 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,320 - I don't read them. - I see. 899 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,240 - What did you read? - "Pretentious enough 900 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:17,040 to make Horace Engdahl's aphorisms seem down to earth." 901 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,760 Our biggest daily, what do they know? 902 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:23,520 Café wrote a nice little piece. 903 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,120 I can email it to you. 904 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:28,120 Klara, sorry. I'm nervous and keep talking about myself. 905 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,680 My therapist told me not to do that. 906 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:35,120 - I miss you. We're perfect together. - Let's not have this conversation. 907 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,840 What have I done? 908 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,560 - I left Sofie for you. - No, Sofie left you for her sake. 909 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,440 We can't have anything to do with one another. 910 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,680 Children are somewhat overrated. 911 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:54,200 "Axel, what are you thinking?" 912 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,920 Axel is very cute, he takes after me. 913 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:03,720 But the other one... How soon can you get a diagnosis? 914 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:14,200 You know what? I'll just get some... 915 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:21,760 I'm free. I get to date the most amazing men. They're just gorgeous. 916 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,800 - Okay. - On Tinder. 917 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:29,000 I never knew. I was recently on a date with a wheelchair-bound man. 918 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,320 I think "wheelchair user" is the correct term. 919 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,400 You can't tell on Tinder. 920 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,480 Hello. 921 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,480 Hello. 922 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,720 - Did you hear I called? - I called you, too. 923 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,200 Yes, but then I called again. 924 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,200 You didn't think you had to return my call? 925 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,320 Not after your message, no. 926 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,960 - I'd like to explain. - No need. You were very clear. 927 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,040 I share hairdressers with Carola. Bobby Oduncu. 928 01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,760 - Hello. - Oh, hi. My darlings. 929 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:03,200 Could you hold this, please? Hello! 930 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,360 It was your weekend. 931 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,120 I miss you, Eli. 932 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,680 That's what happens if you swap away your weekends. 933 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,040 No more sugar, then you can't have cake later. 934 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,000 Nice dress. Is it new? 935 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,400 - Come on. - New dress...? 936 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:23,720 Coffee in the two white ones and tea in the green one. 937 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:28,040 Not that one. Does it look green? 938 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:32,480 - Ullis! Where has she put it? - What? 939 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:36,600 The specially ordered cake with the twin's faces on. 940 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,560 - You called me. - Where's the cake? 941 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:45,960 - Which cake? - The one I ordered over a month ago. 942 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:48,080 Fuck. I totally forgot. 943 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,240 I asked you to do one thing. How could you forget that one thing? 944 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,040 - We do have biscuits. - Biscuits? 945 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,520 You don't serve biscuits for a name giving ceremony. 946 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,680 The cake is the important thing. 947 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,040 - I'll get it. - You think you're fit to drive? 948 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,640 Sure. Come on now. I can... 949 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,440 Is everything okay? 950 01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,440 I forgot to get the cake. 951 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,760 That's fine, I can go and get it. The car's outside. 952 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,920 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 953 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:19,440 Victor, thank you for being here and showing what I mean to you. 954 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,840 I'll come with you. 955 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,520 - No need. - Of course I'll help you. 956 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,280 - There's really no need. - I'll show you the way. 957 01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:30,960 - I have navigation. - I'll come with you and lend a hand. 958 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,480 Why don't you go and get the bloody cake? 959 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:37,400 I have no licence. You drive and I come along. Teamwork. 960 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:59,760 It's great that there are two of us. When we get to the bakery... 961 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:06,000 In case you can't find parking I can pop in and get the cake. 962 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,080 What do you want? 963 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:15,400 - I'm getting the cake. - No, what do you want? 964 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,560 Sorry. I'm sorry. 965 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:24,160 That message was much too harsh. 966 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,200 I didn't mean to hurt you. 967 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,480 - Okay. - Sorry. 968 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:36,160 So now we're going to talk about what a bad person you are. 969 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,600 Again. 970 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:42,440 To make you feel a bit better about yourself. Again. 971 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,440 I just want another chance. 972 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:52,000 Shit... All I want is some peace and quiet. 973 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,680 Is that too much to ask? 974 01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,680 An ECG looks like this. It's life. 975 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,680 Up and down. Peaks and troughs. 976 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,440 This is death. Then you'll have peace and quiet. 977 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,800 All I did was to ask you to give me some time. 978 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,880 - I know! - What the hell? 979 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:15,840 Now I just feel like I can't take anymore. 980 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,200 I've had enough of you over the last few years. 981 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,440 What can I say? 982 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,280 I don't think you should... 983 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:41,880 Right. 984 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,960 Wow, brill. Really. 985 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,680 Do you like it? 986 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:49,440 - And what gorgeous children. - They're ours. 987 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,720 Shall I bring it through? 988 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,760 Fan-bloody-tastic. 989 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,760 Oh fuck! Fuck! 990 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:04,160 No, no, no. 991 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,040 No... 992 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,920 Stop it. Just stop it! 993 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,160 Darling, it's just a cake. 994 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,640 No, it's not just a cake. You don't understand. 995 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:30,120 I spent ages on this. There were 33 bloody fillings to choose from. 996 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:33,440 And then the icing to match their outfits. 997 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,800 All you can say is that it's just a cake. 998 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:40,440 It's not just a cake, it's my fucking life. 999 01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,960 Do you think I enjoy holding everything together 1000 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:47,040 while you just ruin everything because you're too drunk to notice? 1001 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,520 I'll sort it out. 1002 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,480 What? By having some more wine? 1003 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,120 - Come on. God... - Hey? 1004 01:11:58,360 --> 01:11:59,680 I'll sort it out. 1005 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,600 Don't you start as well. 1006 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,040 I work late several days a week to make ends meet. 1007 01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:20,920 I take on all projects I can. 1008 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,320 I come home, eat at eight, in bed by nine. 1009 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:28,040 We make lists of all the lists we have to remember. 1010 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,640 This can't be the meaning of life. 1011 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,880 Sometimes I dream of just taking off. 1012 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:38,160 I'm out of here. Forget about the children. Just... 1013 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,480 I wanna leave everything behind, like you. 1014 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:45,000 Are you going to take that job at the Norwegian hospital? 1015 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,560 Klara... Hi. 1016 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,040 Can I speak to you briefly? 1017 01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,200 Ullis, come here. Quickly! 1018 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,560 - What is it? - Come have a look. 1019 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,680 What is he doing? 1020 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,320 He wants her back. 1021 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:11,360 Klara says, "Never, you're the most unreliable man I've ever met." 1022 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,440 Is that what she says? 1023 01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:20,920 Oh, I hate drama. 1024 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,720 Oh, fuck. 1025 01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:32,520 EXHIBITION OPENING NIGHT 1026 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:36,400 - Jorunn? - Mm? 1027 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,160 Are you asleep? 1028 01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:41,960 Hi. 1029 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,360 Are you sure you can do this? 1030 01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:47,360 Yes, of course. 1031 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:52,680 I don't want to miss the opening of my exhibition. 1032 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:55,520 - Certainly not. - Good. 1033 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,160 - No... - Come on. 1034 01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,960 Okay... 1035 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:02,800 There. 1036 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,400 I'll help you. 1037 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,400 Look at me. 1038 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,480 What are you doing? 1039 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,480 You are wonderful. 1040 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,160 Wonderful. 1041 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,240 - Hello. - Hi. 1042 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,080 Hello. 1043 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:58,160 This is a vul... Well, a pussy. 1044 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,120 Oh, right. 1045 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,560 And that's a burning pussy. 1046 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,840 - Hello. - Hi. 1047 01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:17,120 Hi. 1048 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:18,760 Oh. 1049 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,440 Svante will be here with his new girlfriend. 1050 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,000 "Molly, born -98." 1051 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,400 - Are you okay? - Yes, it's nice for him. 1052 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,600 Sure. Happy, happy. 1053 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:37,960 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1054 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,520 When the children are with Svante... 1055 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:48,200 I sit in Petronella's room like an idiot, 1056 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:54,360 looking at her toys that are all dead, kind of. 1057 01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:58,520 And Eli won't speak to me at all. Complete silence. 1058 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:05,160 And Svante is, you know, just nice all the time. 1059 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,520 - Hi. - Nice to see you. 1060 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:13,520 - We have started couples' therapy. - Couples' therapy? 1061 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,280 You tend to say that's an expensive way of breaking up. 1062 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:20,280 It is. 1750 kronor to say, "I feel that..." 1063 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,400 Instead of, "I hate you for not wanting to sleep with me." 1064 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,400 - Is it working? - No. 1065 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,680 Okay. Concrete pussy. I think. 1066 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,080 Sure. 1067 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:37,440 - And you? - We've just been to see a house. 1068 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:43,400 - Daniel got half in the divorce. - No prenuptials. Silly girl. 1069 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,360 That's fair. He's stayed at home with the children. 1070 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,120 No, that's not how I remember it. 1071 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,320 What are you two plotting? 1072 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:53,720 - I told her about the house. - Oh. 1073 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,760 It's amazing. 1074 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,480 Spacious. 1075 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:01,280 There's empty space where I can sit and write. 1076 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,760 The bathroom is enormous. 1077 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:08,800 I need two hours in the bath before the ideas start to flow. 1078 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:13,920 And who looks after the children while you're off in your dreams? 1079 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,720 - Klara is great with children. - Right. 1080 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,880 - What will you do with your flat? - Not sure. 1081 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,880 - We'll sell it. - It's only rented. 1082 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,800 It'll be great. 1083 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:31,120 Nice art. I've always admired this kind of floral art. 1084 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,160 - You can't tell what it is? - A flower. 1085 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,360 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. 1086 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:45,240 - Hello. - Hi. 1087 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,800 It seems like it's been so long. 1088 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,680 I know. 1089 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:55,640 Hang on. Have you got an aligner? 1090 01:17:55,720 --> 01:18:00,000 - My teeth were so yellow. - No, why do you say that? 1091 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,680 You could have got that bit of cartilage fixed, though. 1092 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,280 You remember that? 1093 01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,360 You got your padel man in the end. 1094 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,960 God, I'm sorry. I said so many weird things. 1095 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:23,360 I'm sorry. I've learnt to think before I speak. 1096 01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:26,320 I love the way you just open your mouth and speak. 1097 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,000 - No one else does that around here. - No. 1098 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,440 So cool. 1099 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,800 - Are you happy? - Mm. 1100 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,800 We are. 1101 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,960 We all have our ups and downs, but yeah. 1102 01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,600 So it's not totally perfect? 1103 01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:50,440 - Perfect doesn't exist. - Oh, no. You're right. 1104 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,240 - Klara. Are you coming? - Mm. 1105 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:01,880 - Right, I'll see you. - I'll see you when I see you. 1106 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:03,640 Sure. 1107 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,120 Thank you. 1108 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:23,000 FUNERAL 1109 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:40,200 We have gathered here today to say goodbye to Jorunn. 1110 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:49,080 To show gratitude for what she meant to your lives. 1111 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:56,560 It's incomprehensible how love can be so beautiful and joyous 1112 01:20:56,640 --> 01:21:01,600 and then change and cause so much pain. 1113 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:24,320 FAREWELL PARTY 1114 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:46,480 Oh! 1115 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:55,360 Shit. I heard you and Daniel broke up. 1116 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,360 - You're well informed. - Through Ullis. 1117 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,960 Sure. 1118 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,160 - So you've moved back then? - No. 1119 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,720 I'm just here to pack up. 1120 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:11,240 - So you're moving over there? - Yes. 1121 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,200 I have decided to live on my own. 1122 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:17,920 - Are you having a party? - No, not at all. 1123 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,960 No, they've got good soup bowls. 1124 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:24,960 It's good to remember that life isn't just a party, 1125 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:29,440 but also a bed of roses. 1126 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,600 Amalia and Svante have got back together. 1127 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,000 Right. 1128 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,280 They are happier than ever. 1129 01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:40,720 Does he still do everything she says? 1130 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,000 But now she likes it. 1131 01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,400 I called you. 1132 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:48,720 What did you want? 1133 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:52,880 You were right about everybody needing to find their own ending. 1134 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,760 - This is mine. - But you can't... 1135 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,880 You can't take advice from somebody 1136 01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:01,960 who moves away with a fake Gothenburg lady 1137 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:05,280 and is so scared of commitment 1138 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,480 that his ex gets pregnant with the neighbour. 1139 01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:10,000 My advice is shit. 1140 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:11,920 I need to get on. 1141 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,600 - Look after yourself. - You too. 1142 01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,600 Hey... 1143 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,040 Your glasses... 1144 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:38,000 they really suit you. 1145 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,320 Thank you. 1146 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,360 - Hello! - Hi there. 1147 01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:59,440 - Hi. - How are you? 1148 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:03,240 - How are you? - Well... 1149 01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:04,640 Hello. 1150 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:06,880 Hello. 1151 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:10,760 Oh! 1152 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:15,120 Ullis' ridiculously expensive wine from the wedding. 1153 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,480 - Are we drinking that today? - I mean... 1154 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,080 We're alive. That's worth celebrating. 1155 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,920 - And you found your true love. - Yes. 1156 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:30,200 - There. - I'm fine. I'll have something else. 1157 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,080 Great. 1158 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,560 Thank you. 1159 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,360 Oh! 1160 01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,920 - Come in! - Hello? 1161 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:47,040 - Hello? - It's open. 1162 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,480 Can you hear me? It's Amalia. It's locked. 1163 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,800 The door's open. 1164 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,760 Okay, I'm pushing the button. 1165 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,400 Hello, can you hear me? 1166 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,920 Can you speak a bit louder, please? 1167 01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,560 Hello? 1168 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:04,160 - You press here. - The door's locked. 1169 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:05,960 - Here. - Oh. 1170 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:08,400 You're the best. 1171 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,480 Cheers, everyone. 1172 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:13,240 To us and to Jorunn. 1173 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:15,120 Cheers. 1174 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:20,400 What an Aramone. 1175 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,280 - What? - What did you say? 1176 01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:24,920 Aramone. What? 1177 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,400 - Or what's it called? - No, you're right. 1178 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:32,760 I ran into Victor today. 1179 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,000 Yeah? And? 1180 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:38,000 He said he'd called me. 1181 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:42,240 But I've made up my mind. I'm going to live alone. 1182 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,120 - And find my own ending. - No. 1183 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:47,120 Which bloody self-help book is that from? 1184 01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:48,800 It's a good decision. 1185 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:52,880 No offence, but you haven't quite convinced me about coupledom. 1186 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:56,120 - What do you mean? - I've become more of a realist. 1187 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,360 You mean pessimist. 1188 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,840 But Klara... 1189 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,600 I've seen the way Victor looks at you. 1190 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:08,440 Okay, so now it's not a good decision to move to Norway? 1191 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:17,480 Is it time for the present? 1192 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,040 I didn't buy a present. 1193 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:22,200 This is from us to you. Here you go. 1194 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:25,280 - Is it a self-help book? - To help you remember us. 1195 01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,800 Exciting. 1196 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:29,600 Go on, open it. Don't be so slow. 1197 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,960 Oh my God! It's us. 1198 01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:38,080 - We're all so young. - Good Lord. 1199 01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:11,000 - Hello? - It's Victor. Can you hear me? 1200 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,120 Victor! It's open. 1201 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,840 - Can you hear me? - Can you hear me? 1202 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:24,360 I don't know if you can hear me. I drove past 1203 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:29,360 and just wanted to say how good it was to see you earlier. 1204 01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:33,560 It's always good to see you. With or without clothes. 1205 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:37,560 I've tried to meet other people, but there's no one like you. 1206 01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:43,480 I can't stop thinking about that amazing night we had together. 1207 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:47,520 Then in the morning I was stupid and got scared. 1208 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:52,320 You're the weirdest, 1209 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:56,160 strangest person I've ever met. 1210 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,000 I'm ready now. 1211 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,240 But I might be too late. 1212 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,080 I know you don't believe in "perfect". 1213 01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:12,440 But you're perfect for me. 1214 01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:15,560 No! Wait! 1215 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,800 Run! Run, Klara! 1216 01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,200 You're perfect for me. 1217 01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,240 Did they hear everything I said? 1218 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:50,000 They're always there. 1219 01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,040 Ready to fire! 1220 01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:40,840 Subtitles: Anna Townend plint.com 87933