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Well, it's certainly too
loud for a suburban street.
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Yeah. Not my kind of music, either.
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Not too bad. Yeah, it's not too
good either, though, is it, O'Leary?
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I mean, about 50% of our call-outs are
actually one-ends or noise complaints.
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You never know what you're
gonna get. Could be a domestic.
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It could be just a dog barking.
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Could be a gangland shoot-out.
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It's never a gangland
shoot-out, though, is it? No.
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Nah. No. Not yet.
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Nope.
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Hello?
Yoo-hoo!
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So, no one's actually coming to the door,
but I think we can proceed with caution.
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Hey! You can leave your coats
on the bed in the spare room.
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Legend. Thanks, mate.
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Gidday. You right?
'70s-themed party.
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You'd be surprised at how quickly
a friendly game of Twister
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can actually spiral
into mindless violence.
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Cigarette.
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OK, guys, we've had
a noise complaint.
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Yeah, who's the host here?
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Scuse us! We're police!
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Somehow it seems...
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O'Leary, I'm gonna
go into the kitchen,
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see if I have better luck in there.
Minogue? I'm right here.
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I'm going to the kitchen.
I heard you.
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OK, look, everyone. We all like
fun, but what's even more fun
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is quiet fun.
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...some imagination
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Hello? Party people?
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A face!
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I saw a horrible, hideous face!
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Where did everybody go?
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Captions by Maeve Kelly.
Edited by Faith Hamblyn.
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And finally,
there have been more reports
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about a male flasher dressed
as the '90s rock star Prince,
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who's been exposing himself to
women at the Berhampore bus stop.
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This is not only distressing to
the victims themselves, but also
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highly insulting to the memory
of a great musical artist.
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So let's see what we can do to
put an end to his purple reign.
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Dismissed.
Minogue. O'Leary. A word, please.
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Now, what I think you saw, Minogue,
was some kind of inter-dimensional being.
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These facial protuberances
antennae,
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or some kind of
self-defence mechanism.
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Or someone dressed as a cactus.
Possibly, O'Leary.
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Cactus costume, question mark.
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I have, however,
checked the records,
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and that particular house has had
noise complaints for over 40 years.
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But here's the thing...
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What's the thing, Sarge?
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No one's lived in that house...
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for 40 years.
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Boom!
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Can you not do that? Look,
surely it's just an empty house.
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There'll be local kids, you
know, using it for parties No.
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...that kind of thing.
No. I hate to say this,
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but I think the evidence
points to...
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A party bus?
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Party ghost?
Poltergeists!
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German for 'noisy spirits'.
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There's no such thing as spirits.
I saw a ghost once, Minogue.
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That's what turned my hair white.
Your hair's pitch-black, Sarge.
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Yeah, well, they're
in there. Trust me.
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But you know what else?
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The experience turned a
couple of my pubes white from fear.
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I'll take your word for it, Sarge.
Minogue?
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Nah.
Copy that.
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Look, we don't know
anything about ghosts. Ah.
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That's why I'm bringing in someone
who communes with the afterlife.
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Chloe Patterson. She's a medium.
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Huh. I'm a large, you're
a small, you're an XL...
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Dream team. Ha.
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Hmm, yeah.
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OK. Yeah. Here he is.
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Here he is. Yeah, he's
communicating with me now.
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He's talking about a crime...
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an unsolved crime. How
did she know it was a crime?
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We're in a police station.
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He's been murdered.
Actually, it was a noise complaint.
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OK? What? A noise complaint.
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This is a complete waste of our
time. Well, hold up, cos I am getting...
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A message...
for someone in this room.
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Well, I'm seeing a name.
And I am getting...
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I'm seeing the letter...
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G.
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Does one of you have a relative...
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with the letter G in their name?
Oh... my...
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God. You're joking.
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My grandpa. No! Yeah.
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I get the goosebumps.
Literally goosebumps.
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What was his name?
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Grandpa.
Oh, my God.
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With a G.
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OK. Well, he's got
a message for you.
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It's about the money.
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The money?
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He says not to worry about it.
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Yes! Yes.
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Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?
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That is awesome
news. Isn't it? Yeah.
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And, wait. He also says...
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He says he's proud of
you. Oh, my goodness. Oh.
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I miss him so much, eh?
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But it is weird, right?
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It is weird. It's
How?
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Well, because Grandad
is still alive.
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He lives in Havelock North.
That's the point.
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He's still alive. Yeah, exactly.
But she's still able to talk to him.
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Now, that is amazing.
You can't explain that.
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Do you know why you can't
explain that? Because it's not real.
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Because it's inexplicable.
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Now, I know that my grandpa's
alive. He's a beekeeper.
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Right? There's a couple
of times he nearly did die.
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He shouldn't have been keeping bees.
He went into anaphylactic shock.
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Well, he should've chosen a better
profession, shouldn't he? Which he did,
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after he came out of hospital.
Nine months in a coma.
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But the point is he's alive now,
and she's still able to talk to him.
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Think how much she must save
on mobile phone bills.
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She'd probably still need
one for the data-Minogue...
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...but for the phone conversations,
she's saving money on
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Minogue. I'm really happy that your
grandpa's still alive, OK? Thanks, O'Leary.
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I think we should get
out the car and go.
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OK? I just think you should have a
bit more of an open mind, that's all.
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That's all.
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Yeah, I'm sensing that somebody
definitely walked up this drive... Yeah.
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...and spirit really wants
me to go into this house.
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Yeah, Grandad,
she was talking to you.
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Yeah. She said that you said
not to worry about the money.
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Well, I dunno what money,
but we don't have to worry about it.
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Yeah, I'm really picking
up a strong presence.
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Feel that?
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Currently inside
the Tukariri St property,
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on the lookout for these
so-called party ghosts.
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To be honest,
it's actually quite scary.
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Um, for everyone else. Not for.
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Not for me.
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Yeah. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I can hear
ya. I can hear you up there.
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It's beginning to freak me
out. Yeah, come on. OK, guys.
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Guys, I'm sensing a really
profound presence in this room.
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If there is a spirit
present in this room...
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Make yourself known.
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It's time
to blow out the candle.
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It's time to blow out the candle.
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No. Don't like it.
Nah. Don't like it either.
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Oh, mate. No, no, no.
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Don't like this. I don't like this. I'm
getting out of here. Mrs Patterson. Chloe.
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Getting out of here! ...Have you explained
to the spirit there's been a noise complaint?
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O'Leary, I might just go make
sure that she gets out all right,
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because of the... thing.
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You might need my assistance
on that, Minogue.
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Mrs Patterson...
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Mrs Patterson...
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What the hell?
I guess it's a '70s ghost.
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Getting pretty close, O'Le.
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Wait!
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Mrs Patterson...
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Ha. Scuse me.
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That's weird.
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Ghosts are real,
ghosts are real, ghosts are real...
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Mrs Patterson! Ghosts are real, ghosts...
Oh, thank God. Where've you been?
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Ghosts are real, ghosts are real...
Been worried sick.
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Mrs Patterson. Mrs Patterson!
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Mrs Patterson!
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Oh, no. No.
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Oh, no.
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O'Leary? O'Leary!
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Where are you, Minogue? Presently in the
hallway. Suggest we reconvene in the living room.
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Yeah, copy.
I've just left the toilet.
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I just left the toilet. Request we
change our rendezvous point to the toilet.
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Roger that. Turning round,
proceeding to toilet.
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Roger that. I am a, uh, bit scared.
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Are you? Over.
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Confirmed. I'm a bit scared. Will arrive
presently at the rendezvous point. Over.
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Please hurry, over. Have arrived
at the very scary toilet.
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Yeah, I've also arrived
at the scary toilet. Over.
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No, you're not here yet, O'Leary.
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I'm quite sure I am. I'm standing
right next to the toilet.
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Well, I'm standing right next to the toilet, and
I can't see you, so I don't think you're here.
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OK, well, I'm standing right
next to the toilet. In fact,
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now my head's right over the toilet.
I'm looking in the toilet, over.
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Well, I've got my head pressed up against
the toilet, and if you were talking,
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there would be vibrations going directly into
my ear, and that's not happening, O'Leary.
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OK, well, look, I'm just gonna
pretend sitting on the toilet.
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I still can't see you
anywhere in here. Over.
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Well, if you were sitting on the toilet,
you'd be sitting on my head right now,
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because my head's in
the toilet.
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I'm certainly not sitting on your head, Minogue.
OK? I'm standing up now, next to the toilet.
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I'm definitely in the toilet.
O'Leary!
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I think you might be
in the upside-down.
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No, I'm the right way up.
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I think I might be
in the upside-down.
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Just calm down, Minogue, OK?
I'm in the upstairs toilet. Over.
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Ah. Yeah, I'm in the
downstairs toilet.
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Calming down.
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Yeah, good, cos I think I've
got a bit of a situation here.
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- My situation's worse.
- Mine's pretty bad.
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What's happening in your toilet?
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Well, there seems to be a message appearing
on the mirror, in what seems to be blood.
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It says, 'We'.
'We'?
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No 'Welcome.'
Oh, that's nice.
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'Welcome to Hell'?!
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Get out of there, O'Leary.
Get out of there now!
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Oh. 'Welcome to Helen and
Ray's 20th Anniversary.'
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Oh, that's lovely. Yeah. Sorry, I
thought it was gonna be scarier than that.
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O'Leary? I've lost Mrs Patterson.
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OK, that's way worse.
I'm coming to find you now.
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Roger that. Thanks, O'Leary.
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Well, she's not in here.
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Well, sometimes it's a bathroom, but other
times, it's a 1970s orgy in a hot tub.
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Are you sure you're
not just fantasising?
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Nah. All my fantasies
are set in the '90s.
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No.
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No.
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Nope.
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No. I've lost her,
haven't I? Yep.
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There's ghosts in
this house, aren't there?
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Yep.
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Not Cheese Face!
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The camera guys!
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Come on.
Just you guys not them.
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Quick!
Quick, quick, quick.
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What is it?
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Ugh! Oh! I just saw a hideous
face at the window.
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Open the window.
227
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Oh. Oh. The door won't open.
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Sorry, Sarge. No
worries. You right?
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Yep.
Uh...
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Yep. Yep.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Uh-huh. Yep, just turn around
just slowly, because there's a Not yet!
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Don't swallow the torch. Just down. Go down,
down. Yeah, the ground's there. Ground's there.
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Oh. Yep. Oh.
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Thank
you for that, officers.
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I appreciate the assist.
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So, some, uh, new information
came to light...
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uh, which is why I thought I'd come
down here as soon as I possibly could.
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It turns out that this house here used
to belong to one Raymond St John...
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...aka the Party King.
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Whoa. It does that sometimes, Sarge.
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The lights are dicky.
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Sure. In the '70s...
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Raymond's parties were
the stuff of legend.
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They used to go on for days.
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Until, one fateful evening in 1977,
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the party ended when a series of
increasingly horrific events took place.
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Two people were found deceased when
a table lamp fell into a spa pool.
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Electrocuted.
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00:15:47,235 --> 00:15:52,322
Another couple drowned
when a waterbed exploded,
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00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:57,529
and a man died when he got tangled
up in a crocheted blanket.
251
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Yeah. You'd be surprised how
often that happened, actually.
252
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Yeah, we met that one!
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Hang on. Scuse me. You met that one?
254
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Yeah. A '70s
crochet-blanket ghost.
255
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No, no, no. No.
256
00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:15,033
You met a ghost?
We've seen heaps of them.
257
00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,778
Whoa. You right, Sarge? Yeah, no, I'm
all right. I just need a minute, O'Leary.
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00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:24,246
OK. There's something I should
Just a minute, please, Minogue.
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00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:28,132
OK. So... This is
quite possibly the most disturbing
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a partygoer fell face-first
into a fondue set.
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Asphyxiated by cheese.
262
00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:38,786
Cheese Face. Hey, Sarge, I've
got something I've gotta tell you.
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00:16:38,946 --> 00:16:40,949
What is it?
I, um...
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00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:44,074
I lost Mrs Patterson.
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00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,998
What?!
In the spectral realm.
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00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:50,523
You had one job, Minogue. I've had
a couple of jobs. But that job, I did, uh,
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I made a mistake. Sorry, Sarge.
Sarge...
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Can't believe it.
It's a ghost.
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00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:00,817
Tase it, tase it, tase it! We need a Taser! We
need to tase it. No, I wouldn't tase it, guys.
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Set. Set. Fire!
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It'll just go straight through.
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00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:11,832
It's only another couple of minutes.
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00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:14,396
They will be fine after this.
So after the charge is, um,
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00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:16,879
finished, um, they'll feel
a little bit tired, um...
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...but they will get fully back
to normal in a short space of time.
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Bloody ghosts!
Still going now, which is Yeah.
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00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,574
So they're in quite a bit
of pain now, but like I said,
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once the initial tase
is finished, then.
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It's finishing now, see?
Can you hear that?
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00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,823
They're quietening down,
and that's really great.
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00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,825
Seems
to operate on a pattern.
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Watch.
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Toilet.
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Toilet.
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00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:52,764
Toilet. Toilet.
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Toilet.
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00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,811
Toilet.
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00:17:57,971 --> 00:18:00,415
So the pattern is
it's always a toilet?
289
00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:03,058
Yeah, but watch this, though.
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00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:05,982
Toilet.
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00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:08,146
Toilet.
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00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,628
Toilet.
Hey.
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00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:16,133
This is the New Zealand police,
the Paranormal Unit.
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00:18:16,157 --> 00:18:21,884
If Mrs Patterson is behind there, please
just be there when we open the door.
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00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,931
Oh, my God!
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00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,061
Mrs Patterson? Are you in here?
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00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:42,272
I was wondering
what happened to you!
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00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,716
Mrs Patterson, are you being
held here against your will?
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00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,881
No! No, this is Rochelle and Peter,
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00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,163
lovely deceased couple from Tawa.
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00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:52,607
Clearly a case of
Stocktaking Syndrome, isn't it?
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00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:56,693
Mrs P, think you should
come with us right now.
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00:18:56,854 --> 00:18:59,857
Well, I want to, but I'm...
304
00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:02,181
I can't...
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00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:10,873
Nobody leave. This is
my party, and it never ends, pigs.
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00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:14,037
Mrs Patterson, if you could refrain
from throwing around the slurs, please.
307
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:16,640
No, it's not her, Minogue.
Nah, she's been possessed.
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00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:19,845
Sir/Madam, are you
Raymond St John...
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00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:24,972
of 23 Tukariri St? That's
right. I'm the Party King
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00:19:25,132 --> 00:19:28,017
always partyin', always swingin'.
311
00:19:28,177 --> 00:19:31,381
Mr St John, please leave Mrs
Patterson's body. Get out of there, sir.
312
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,265
Let's party, man!
No, sir, sir...
313
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:37,349
Please just stay in the tub, OK?
Stay in the tub. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
314
00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:40,554
Put your torch on.
315
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:44,399
Yeah, youse go I'll just, um...
I'll just secure the perimeter.
316
00:19:46,161 --> 00:19:49,262
Sir! If you're uncooperative, we'll
have to issue you with an official warning.
317
00:19:49,286 --> 00:19:51,129
Ooh, official warning!
318
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,017
Sir!
319
00:19:58,499 --> 00:20:00,501
Out here.
320
00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:04,507
It's locked, O'Leary.
321
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,390
Hey! You can leave your coats
on the bed in the spare room.
322
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:10,315
Whoa. It's like DJ-vu.
323
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:13,079
Should be in bed.
324
00:20:16,764 --> 00:20:19,207
Right. Listen, everyone, OK?
325
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:21,250
We have had a series
of noise complaints.
326
00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:25,015
Oh, what? Yeah. I must also
inform you that you're, um...
327
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:28,460
you're all deceased.
What, we're dead?!
328
00:20:28,621 --> 00:20:31,224
As my partner's stated,
approximately 40 years ago,
329
00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:34,428
you were all killed in completely
unrelated party accidents.
330
00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:37,794
So we're, uh, obviously
very sorry about that.
331
00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:41,959
No, no, no, no. Don't listen
to the man. Excuse me.
332
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,963
Hey, I've just got short hair, OK?
Oh, yeah. Don't make that assumption.
333
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,247
People always make that mistake, though,
don't they? Oh, come on. We're not dead.
334
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:52,774
We've only started livin'!
Yeah!
335
00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:01,226
Often, when you're alive, the light
won't pass directly through you like that.
336
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:04,149
Often it'll stop on the outside,
on the clothes or the body itself.
337
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:08,356
Mr St John, you need to release your guests
and, uh No, look, my party, my rules.
338
00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:12,040
No one leaves.
This party goes on forever!
339
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:13,603
Yeah. OK. Yeah!
340
00:21:13,763 --> 00:21:17,008
Party King. Is that your name? Yeah.
That's my name. Don't wear it out.
341
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:20,532
Look, parties should end, you know, 11.30,
midnight at the latest, OK? Absolutely.
342
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,551
If you're a nanna, maybe. If
you're a nanna. No, no, no.
343
00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:25,635
No, look. Now you've called me a man, and you've
called me a nanna. I don't appreciate that.
344
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,237
No. I'm just here to help you. So
then what are you, Man-Nanna?
345
00:21:27,262 --> 00:21:29,040
No, I'm not a nan, I'm not a
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Manna-nanna?
346
00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:32,509
Look, these people are not
happy to be here any more, Ray. OK?
347
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:39,159
Right, everybody that wants to proceed
to the afterlife, put up your ghost hands.
348
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:41,497
That's everyone, Ray. I thought
you guys were havin' a good time.
349
00:21:41,521 --> 00:21:44,806
Minogue. Do I look like
I'm havin' a good time, Ray?
350
00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:47,490
Sorry, what was that, sir? I
don't think I'm havin' a good time.
351
00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:50,229
OK, it's a bit hard to make out
what you're saying. I'm not having...
352
00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,417
Thumbs up or thumbs down?
353
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:56,623
Thumbs down. He's over it too. Please, look,
everyone, please just leave now and make your way
354
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,827
to the afterlife, OK? Thanks,
Ray. See ya, Ray. Good party.
355
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,511
Nice one. That's all right,
Pete. Yes. Take care, guys.
356
00:22:02,671 --> 00:22:05,474
Hope you're not overdressed for
where you're going, most of you.
357
00:22:05,635 --> 00:22:08,319
Hmm. You're buzz-killers. Mm-hm.
358
00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,162
That's what you are.
Yep. Yep, yep. No. No.
359
00:22:10,322 --> 00:22:12,564
Man-nanna Buzz-killer.
That's one way to put it. I would.
360
00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:15,625
Another way to put it is that we're the New
Zealand police, and we're doing our job. All right?
361
00:22:15,649 --> 00:22:17,267
OK? Put 'em on me.
Won't be the first time.
362
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:20,295
Officers O'Leary, Minogue and myself
363
00:22:20,455 --> 00:22:23,380
have removed the guests
from the ceaseless party,
364
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:27,586
and they will finally
be going to a much better place.
365
00:22:33,634 --> 00:22:36,157
So we'll be taking the ghost of
Mr St John back to the station,
366
00:22:36,317 --> 00:22:39,602
where he'll face multiple counts of
holding persons against their will
367
00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:42,807
and 40 years' worth of
noise complaints. Hmm.
368
00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:47,814
We might be police, but we
still love a good party. Mm. Yeah.
369
00:22:47,974 --> 00:22:50,097
But it's really about
respecting your community.
370
00:22:50,257 --> 00:22:52,339
You can party till you drop,
371
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,783
uh, just not after you drop.
372
00:22:58,949 --> 00:23:00,952
Safer communities together.
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Captions by Maeve Kelly.
Edited by Faith Hamblyn.
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