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Today we're at a high
school not to arrest anyone,

but to encourage a
career in the police.

It might come as a
surprise to learn

that high school was not a very nice
time for me. I was not very cool.

In fact, I was so uncool

I was voted most likely to
become a police officer.

So I was.

When I say voted' I mean,

the other kids would shout it at me
as I was walking to class... "Cop!"

Yeah. So be that as it may,
it'd be nice to get in there

and talk to these young people,
and be the cool ones for a change.

So this is a baton.

It's one of the very few weapons
that the New Zealand Police

have at their disposal. We use it
for offence and defence. Don't we?

See that? Pretty cool.

Yeah. So anyway in closing and to
reiterate: You know, don't use drugs.

I'm all good. I'm all good.

Common sense is, you
know, it's a real buzz.

It's a real high, and it's
got real street value.

And us you're so much more
than just fingerprints or DNA

or other incriminating evidence.

I mean, you're actually a
person... a person of interest.

Okay. Do we have
any questions? Yes?

- How much money do you get?
- Well...

- Can I have a go at your taser?
- No.

No. No. Yes?

How huge is your carbon
footprint, driving around all day

in your four-wheel
jackboot of colonization?

O'Leary, you want
to take that one?

Officer Minogue, do you hear
that altercation outside?

Ah, yep.

That's go for Sapphire
and Steel. Yeah.

Minogue, there's actually
a commotion outside.

Actually.

- Cop!
- Turn your ears on, Logan!

You know you're not allowed to
wear leather jackets at school.

You'll have to get
it off me, sucker!

- All right, fine.
- Altercation in progress.

I'm sure the principal
has got it under control.

I've confiscated
the jacket, sucker!

You know, I think you handled that
disturbance really well today.

Thank you. I thought you did.

Well, I just think it was great
teamwork yet again, you know.

It was a complex situation.

- We had student versus teacher.
- We did.

We had a student in an
unauthorized garment.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Followed by a teacher wearing
an unauthorized garment.

Followed by a teacher in
an unauthorized garment.

- We've now confiscated the jacket.
- That's in our car.

- That... we've got that.
- Yeah.

- That's right.
- So, problem solved.

Nice jacket too, just quietly.

Nice jacket.

Yeah. It's a really nice jacket.

I mean, that's just my personal
take on an official police view.

Yeah, sure. Sure.

Can you keep your eyes
on the road, Minogue?

Oh yeah. Everything
is under control.

I've got two side mirrors,
and my senses are popping?

Just quite keen to
try that jacket on.

Don't you think it'll be a
little bit too cool for you?

What?

No. Here. Hold the
wheel, I'll show you.

Minogue! No! You're driving!

What are you doing?
Hold the wheel!

Sorry. Sorry That was impulsive.

- I don't know what came over me.
- Well, what did come over you?

I mean, you can't put that on. It's
not police issue, okay, for starters.

But if I put my police badge
on it, it'd be police issue.

You can't just put your badge on
things, and call them police uniform.

You tried that with
your jandals, okay?

Plus, you're driving...
half the time.

I'm not driving though.

No. You said it's
not police uniform.

I'm not gonna wear it,
I'm just gonna try it on.

- I saw it first!
- What? No, I'm just having a turn.

Well, can you not do it? It's
distracting. I'm trying to drive.

Just concentrate on the wheel.

Well... concentrate. I
am concentrating on that.

But while you're doing that,
it's hard to concentrate.

Plus you've taken your seatbelt off,
and that's not on. That's illegal.

Unbelievable.

- Check it out.
- Does look pretty cool.

Thank you.

I know that. Looks
like it's made for me.

As we know, youth can be a
difficult time for youth.

So we need some new ideas to
really reach out to the rangatahi.

Parker... you seem like a pretty hip,
cool kind of guy. Is that correct?

Me, Sarge?

Oh, no. Far from it.

I mean, at school I was voted
most likely to become a cop.

Yeah, same.

Yeah. Well, ah, so was I.
But, they don't know me.

Actually, if you want
hip and cool, Sarge,

I don't think you can go
past musical hand bells.

Really? Tell me more.

Me and my besties, we get together
like, and we just play a...

Oh well... look who decided to
grace us with their presence.

Sorry, Sarge.

Yeah, you know, sometimes,
operations out in the field,

they don't always
run to a clock.

So just, you know, just
chill out everyone.

Is that right?

And, ah, what is that you're
wearing, O'Leary? Take that off.

Sorry there, Parker. Please
extrapolate about these hand bells.

I'm interested in learning
more about your culture.

Yeah, basically me and
my crew, or my band

we're called the
Bellbottom Beauties.

And we've got twelve different
bells, and they're various sizes.

Now, the rule is, you're not
allowed to turn them upside down.

You're meant to hold them up
as if it were an icecream cone.

So we each get three different
bells, and they play different notes.

And we kind of
focus more on the...

Catch you suckers later.

This place is a
little... low octane.

Excuse me, Minogue.

Hey! Get back here!

You know what? I want a full report
on your insubordination, Minogue.

- I'll follow him.
- No. Don't do that.

I want to follow him too,
when he looks like that.

No, Parker. Don't do that.

Matter of fact, no one else
follow Minogue, all right?

That's a terrible
example to set for youth.

Yeah. I think it came from a
blue cow. It's hard to say.

So, I'm just following
Minogue, first to remind him

that he shouldn't be wearing
that unauthorised attire...

And also that it's actually
my turn with the jacket.

So I guess I describe my personal
style as... law-abiding rebel.

I mean, he's just kind of acting
all cool, talking all cool.

Normally he finds it very hard
to communicate with other people.

I mean, it's normally
just me that he talks to.

It's not that helpful being in the
police, not being able to communicate.

I guess I could
have been a bad boy,

but instead I'm a good boy,
who's still a bit of a bad boy.

Hey, Minogue! It's my
turn with the jacket.

You've had a turn, O'Leary.

I just want to
look in the mirror.

I haven't even had a turn
looking in the mirror.

Okay. Well, I'm
coming to get it.

Good luck, O'Leary.

- Yeah! That's how you do it!
- That's actually not how you do it.

In fact, that's
obstructing the police.

Minogue!

- Looking cool, Minogue.
- Yeah, whatever.

- Just thirty seconds. Minogue.
- How about no seconds, O'Leary?

It's over now,
isn't it? Game over.

Yeah.

Right. That's it.

No more wearing of that
cool jacket. All right?

You are wearing the most
stylish outfit in the world,

the New Zealand Police uniform.

Yeah. That's right,
Minogue. That's right.

And when you don't have
pride in your uniform,

you let the squad
down, don't you?

Just... wearing that jacket
gave me a lot of confidence.

And I'm just... you
know, not used to that.

I understand, Minogue. And
thank you for sharing that.

You know, clothes can give
us a lot of confidence.

And jackets like this one...
That's a very nice jacket.

It's a... it's a very
nice jacket. Hello...

I want you...

But there's a real mana
in wearing the dark blue.

Only if you respect it, though.

Every morning I get up
and I put this uniform on.

I look at myself in the
mirror, and I salute myself.

That is how the...

- Hey! It's gone, Sarge!
- Hey! Who's in there!

Go on, O'Leary! You are
letting down the squad!

You're letting down
our squad, O'Leary!

Really can't figure
out the damn...

Hey. "Oh, you need more than
one pin number," they said.

Great idea.

Thought you just pulled
it. Yeah, you just pull it.

- It's not even connected.
- Oh God. O'Leary!

Continuing to
assert that O'Leary

is wearing a non-regulation
item of clothing

that she took from
the evidence room.

I'm gonna take the shortcut, you
guys go round. It's too dangerous.

O'Leary!

I'm out of here!
Too slow, sucker!

Officer O'Leary is
now throwing insults,

which a form of verbal
assault, which is only verbal,

but it's still an assault.

O'Leary is running in
quite an effortless manner,

and talking to me in a disrespectful
tone, considering she is my partner.

But I know that there is a fence
coming up round the corner,

and fences are like
kryptonite to her,

so I expect to be able
to apprehend her soon.

See you later, sucker!

You see that?

No, because then you guys can't
get over. I know a shortcut.

Go that way! Go that way!

There are some really good ones
in there. I'd love to hear more,

but I'm pretty busy. So
probably gonna have to go.

Obviously these guys,
they'll be coming with me,

they're making a
documentary about me.

I'm gonna reach down while she's
distracted, talking about herself.

I'm gonna grab the jacket... because
this craziness has got to end.

For me. But, I mean, the
punters seem to love it.

Didn't even hurt. I win
this round, O'Leary.

I've got to go.
This will not stand.

Minogue has surprised
me with an ambush.

I mean, it's not very
honourable policing.

He's taken the
confiscated jacket,

and I don't believe he's got
any intention of returning that

to the evidence room.

He's now breakdancing on
the police station awning.

That's a skill that he's shown no
proclivity to, in the past, whatsoever.

Taser fingers!

I mean, it's entirely
out of character,

and to be fair, the
jacket deserves better.

Minogue!

Did it look cool?

Earlier on this evening,
while performing,

what a lot of people were saying were
spectacular breakdancing manoeuvres,

the awning gave way, and
I came crashing down.

But rather than assisting me.

Officer O'Leary abducted
the jacket from my persons.

She is a disgrace.

O'Leary! Put down the
jacket and move away!

That manoeuvre is far above your
technical capability, O'Leary.

Built a ramp...

What Officer O'Leary doesn't know
is that I've formulated a plan

to put this skateboard
into a forward momentum,

which will then stop her forward
momentum, allowing me to catch up,

and then remove the
jacket from her person,

and walk around cockily
for the rest of the day.

See you later, sucker!

Effectively all that's happened there
is I've just passed her the skateboard.

So she continue... could continue
to look cool on a different vehicle.

It's just unfortunate that Officer
O'Leary is putting looking cool

above actually being cool,
which is a bit unfortunate.

But, it's just a
maturity thing, I guess.

- Hey.
- It's you.

When did you learn
how to breakdance?

Well, where did you learn how to
do all those tricks on the bike?

- First time I've ever done it.
- Never ever tried it before?

No.

I'm actually overheating
slightly, due to all the exertion.

Well, maybe just... take the
jacket off. Cool down for a while.

Copy that.

My turn!

Minogue!

- You want a taser?
- No, you wouldn't!

You two! Cut it out!

You are behaving like a couple
of thugs, not New Zealand Police!

Report to the holding
cells, right now.

Turn.

Turn again.

Yeah. There's something not
right about that jacket.

Every time one of you puts it on, you
become a completely different person.

You're... there's only
one word for it, cool.

- So what's new?
- I'm often cool.

- No, you're not, Minogue.
- No. Look at O'Leary, eh?

What is she even leaning on?

See that? That's cool.

Okay. Minogue, try
that jacket on.

Oh yeah.

Okay.

Do something.

Holster!

Impressive.

All right. Now remove the
jacket and try that again.

Just as I suspected.

Everything you do, you do better
while wearing that jacket.

- Best of three?
- Yep.

I believe that that
jacket is possessed

with the spirit of
its former owner.

- I can still borrow it though?
- I'll look after it though.

We need to find out who
the original owner was.

I believe whatever spirit is still
inside it, he wants something.

I will, because Minogue doesn't
have a very good track record

for not being an idiot.

Well, what about
O'Leary? She's...

Can't even think of an insult?

Well, I can. I will think of
one and I'll text it to you.

Do you know what? I don't think I can
trust you with this. With... with...

I should... well, I should at
least... try it on, I mean...

It's not gonna fit you, Sarge.
You're way too big for it.

- It's tailored for me.
- Excuse me.

That is highly inappropriate for
either of us to notice that, O'Leary.

It's kind of snug, Sarge?

What are you even talking
about, sucker? I'm very sorry.

This jacket just makes me feel
like such a confident bad boy.

I mean... There's
something in here.

Requesting assistance.

Thank you.

It's an old video card.

Expired in August 1987, and
it was a Notorious Roland?

So the owner was cool enough to put
a bad boy nickname on an official ID.

Give me that, fool! I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I called you that.

It's this jacket, just

just feels so good.

So soft on my body. It's like my
body is sculptured in pavlova.

- Hi, guys.
- Hey, how did you get in here, sucker?

- Sorry?
- I mean, Parker.

I was just wondering what are
you guys are investigating?

There's a possible
possessed jacket.

- Can I try it on?
- No, no. Not at all, Parker.

There's no way you're the same size
as me or O'Leary. No. You know what?

Run that name in the
database. Okay, go!

All right. You two...

I need you to find out
what this spirit wants.

I need you to go
along with the jacket.

I need you to work as a team.
Do not betray each other.

- Can I trust you?
- Yes, Sarge.

- Yes, Sarge. Definitely me.
- Oh well, probably not her.

Okay. Good. But first, I'm just
gonna keep it a little bit longer,

because I want to take
some selfies in it.

- Yeah. We'll take it now, Sarge.
- No, no.

Now please take it
off. I love it too.

Get your hands out.

- Where are we going?
- I don't know.

Jacket is controlling
the steering wheel.

See. I'm not even looking.

- Look at me not looking.
- It's not very safe.

I know, but look.
I'm not even looking.

- What's it doing, O'Leary?
- Minogue, what are you doing?

It's accelerating
without my permission.

Look, I'll just turn the sirens
on, then no one will notice.

Great idea, O'Leary.
That's teamwork.

Guys, it's Sergeant Maaka here.
I've got a bit more information here

about the original
owner of the jacket.

Go ahead.

"Notorious Roland Smiler. He
was a black belt in karate,

a welterweight in dance boxing,

and a golden sash in tánglángquán,
praying mantis kung fu."

"And by many accounts, the finest
dancer in all of Greater Newtown."

We're actually heading
in that direction, Sarge.

The report continues

"gave him official warning to
stop making us all jealous."

What was the cause
of death, Sarge?

Still looking into that. I
will report when I know more.

And the message is... that wine
glasses don't need wine in them,

for young people to
have a good time.

Quite impressive, actually.

Might get you to play at
the office Christmas party.

I'd love that, Sarge.

- Why are you doing a spin?
- I assume because it's cool.

Da-da-da-da-da driving skills.

It's my turn with
the jacket! Come on.

So we're here in Newtown,
and we've been brought here

by a possessed leather
jacket, as you can see.

We're just trying to
determine, what it wants.

Really I feel like
we should be running,

but my partner
insists on strutting.

Looks as though I'm about to attempt
to pick this lock with a hairpin.

I don't have that skill,
nor do I even wear hairpins.

Hello, comms. We've got
a burglary in progress.

- Can you identify the suspect?
- Yeah. It's us doing it.

- What are you doing?
- I don't know.

So it appears I actually have
just committed a Code 5120.

That's an arson.

That's actually
Breaking and Entering.

So that was the breaking
and this is the entering.

Still one of the bad ones.

That looked so cool
though, O'Leary.

It actually did feel quite cool.

Why have we broken into
a secondhand store?

I don't know. Ask the jacket.

Why have we broken into
a secondhand store?

I didn't mean actually
ask the jacket.

- I know. O'Leary!
- What?

- Look!
- What?

- Police.
- Cool.

- What are you pointing at?
- I don't know.

- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- Yes.

It's a pair of pants, like that
of the Eighties rapper, MC Hammer.

We can't touch those.

Maybe the pants know the jacket.
They used to be an ensemble.

They didn't want to be split up,

and that's why the jacket
brought us back here.

I don't buy it. You've
got the blue leather,

and then the gold satin pants.
I mean, the colours don't work.

It's good contrast.

And then there's different
weights, like really heavy leather,

and the lightness of the satin.

It wouldn't work.

Pursuing pants,
approach with caution.

Slowly cautiously
pursuing pants.

Satin pants! We
know you're in here!

Come out with your... you
can't say, "hands up."

No.

Pants!

Pants! Pants! Pants!

Pants!

- Good Evening...
- Pants.

Pants. I'm Officer Minogue
and this is my partner.

Officer O'Leary.

Yeah. We work with the
New Zealand Police.

You... you having a
good... good night?

What are you doing, O'Leary?
We're trying to build trust.

It's not me, it's the jacket.

Stop it!

Get the jacket off please.
Get the jacket off me. Get...

You get the jacket off;
I'll get the pants.

All right, everyone.
Just break it up.

All right. Just calm down.

O'Leary, I'm not
quite sure how to

arrest these pants without
invading their privacy.

This jacket is very disorderly.

Right, beginning to understand why
your jacket doesn't like you, mate.

Let's just... Just get in there.

In you go. Come on.

Get my hand off my face
please. That's a police face.

He's assaulting
a police officer.

These pants have put
themselves on me, O'Leary.

Not a look everyone can
pull off, apparently.

O'Leary!

Looks like I'm attempting
to leave the store

in pants I haven't
purchased, O'Leary.

I appear to be being
abducted by my pants.

I think my pants are
making me do stretches.

So is this jacket. Why
would we be stretching?

- I think they want us to fight.
- What? I don't want to fight you.

I don't want to fight you.

I'm sorry about what
happened earlier.

And I'm sorry for throwing
so many insults at you.

You didn't throw
any insults at me.

Yeah. But I was
thinking of heaps,

and I was gonna throw
them all at you at once.

What are you doing? You're
supposed to be working!

We're not in control, Sarge.

Well, actually. Look,
I came down to assist,

because I'm going to try
and contact the spirit.

I think the spirits
want us to battle.

This is the way that Notorious
Roland met his demise

in a dance battle
against his arch nemesis,

Edmond the Eggbeater Egmont.

You ghosts!

Reveal your spectral
entities here!

But also, in a manner
that is not scary please.

I'm Notorious Roland!

The one, the only. I never quit.
I'm a gonna get you, sucker!

I'm the Eggbeater!
And you're the egg!

You're going down, clown.

Notorious Roland? You are wanted for
possession of these two officers.

Stop it.

Look, I know I look
good doing this, but...

I'm not enjoying it. Thank you.
Please. I'm asking you nicely.

Look, you've been dead for
over forty years, Mr Notorious.

Sucked! Loser!

- Yeah, you're dead too.
- What?

- Sucker!
- How?

The two of you, perished
tragically in a dance battle

where you each tried
to best each other,

pulling off riskier
and riskier moves until

you jumped on the roof
of a passing police car,

smashing the light on top, and
then electrocuting yourselves.

Sad.

I know I said I wished
you were dead earlier, but

on hearing that you are, I'm
actually pretty downcast.

Sorry to hear about you dying.

Look you guys. It doesn't
have to feel like this, okay?

You've been holding onto this
grudge for over forty years.

You guys are better than that.
You're working against each other,

you're gonna be in
this endless cycle.

And, I mean, look, you like some
of his dance moves, don't you?

- Well, I do like your dance moves.
- I do like your moves, actually.

- They are pretty good.
- Same thing.

There's never gonna
be a winner here.

You need to break the cycle, or
maybe because you're so good at it,

you breakdance the cycle.
Whatever works for you.

Okay. You've got to work it out,
and then it won't have to be so sad.

It's just an endless cycle of fear,
hell, horrible, you know. It's hard.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- It's like a black hole.
- Yeah.

You don't know what's
on the other end,

and if you're gonna
get to the end.

You guys shouldn't be fighting;
You should be dancing together.

Yeah. You know, you're gonna be very
popular on the other side, I think.

But the only way
you're gonna be popular

is if you actually make
that, make that transit,

and move onto the
other side permanently.

Also, could the two of you...
please release me. It's...

This is very exhausting.

What is that move?

I've seen that... I've
seen that move a few times.

I can't stop! I can't
stop! Oh my God!

As you can see, we've managed
to convince Eggbeater Egmont

and Notorious Roland to work together
instead of against each other.

Yeah. And that's really great to
see. I mean, it's a great result.

And I think if you are a ghost,
don't haunt your old clothes.

Yeah. Clothes have the
right to be recycled

without bearing the grudges
of their former owners.

And I think if this
demonstrates anything,

it's that the coolest thing
out there is teamwork.

Yeah. Doesn't sound cool though.

Yeah. But it is.
We'll say it together.

- Teamwork.
- I wasn't ready.

Okay. Well... ready?
We'll say it together.

- Teamwork.
- Team.

Teamwork. So we
say the same thing.

- Here we go.
- Well, ready?

Teamwork.

- That was a good one.
- That was really good.

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