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So we're responding to
reports of excessive noise

from this penthouse apartment.

I mean, it's quite hard to explain
when we're running up the stairs,

not that we're puffed
or anything like that.

Apparently there's been a lot
of screaming and screeching.

Yeah. But what's the difference
between a scream and a screech?

That's a screech.

That's a scream. Got
it. Okay. Open up!

Thanks, O'Leary.

I've actually been thinking a
lot about my childhood lately.

We went to Rainbow's End and my
brother made me go on the Fearfall,

and I was just... I wasn't
really ready for it...

Ah... I meant... I meant
the guy behind the door.

Yeah. So... so did I... Open up!

Oh, thank God you're
here. Come in.

Thank you.

I called you because... it came
in aand it did all of this.

It stole my Xbox controller.

Probably a bit old for an
Xbox anyway, aren't you, mate?

What happened to your,
ah, your chest there, sir?

It was trying to
take my necklace.

We'll get you some help
at some stage soon.

So this thing that did that,
how would you describe it?

I don't know. It was...
it was some kind of beast.

You got any other adjectives?

Enormous, squawking...

Okay. And when it
came, what did it do?

- It did this...
- Yep.

Did this.

- It did this. It did this.
- Did it do that?

No. That was my nephew.
He came over last week.

And it took my chandelier.

Chandelier?
Inner-city apartment?

Bit over-the-top.

This would be the entry and
exit point for the beast.

- The door?
- The smashed door.

O'Leary...

You reckon this could have
anything to do with it?

So there have been a spate of
power cuts in the Brooklyn area

near the wind turbine. This is
what we refer to as brownouts.

What, Parker?

Nothing, Sarge.

Right. So these brownouts...

What's so funny about
brownouts, Parker?

Oh, it's... I was... I was just
remembering a Knock-knock joke.

- And how does that go?
- Oh, okay. Well, you start.

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?

Brownouts...

- That's not how it goes.
- All right.

So, let's concentrate please.

There are far more
important matters at hand.

Such as, a number
of unusual robberies

have been occurring
across the city.

Shiny objects missing, such
as silverware, cutlery, DVDs.

And something else
far more upsetting.

- Yes.
- Ellington?

- Where's that?
- Well it's here, Minogue.

- Clearly somebody stole the 'W'.
- It could have been an Aucklander.

What are they gonna
do with a 'W'?

What have you got there?

- A quill.
- Where did you get that?

We should probably talk
to you about it, Sarge.

I thought, well that doesn't
seem that threatening,

but upon seeing this...

I mean, we thought it could
be extremely threatening.

Yeah. Especially if
you're really ticklish,

like on the armpit
or on your leg.

We think what we encountered was
pretty scary actually, Sarge.

It had trashed a
man's apartment.

- Made a real mess.
- It was messy.

Took some notes,

and we found out that it was
enormous and also squawking.

And I spoke to a
witness who said,

"I only just got here just now. I
don't know what you're talking about."

Right.

I've invited someone who, I
think, may be able to help us.

You can come in. Just let me use
our special unlocking mechanism.

Door unlocked. Come in.

Minogue, O'Leary, this
is Beverly Hatupatu.

She is an endangered
bird expert.

- Hello.
- Hello, Beverley.

Please close the door.
It's a secret door.

Office Secure.

- Here... if you will.
- That's an incredible specimen.

Sarge. Sarge, are you sure
she should be in here?

You told us we had to get special
clearance to come in here and...

It's okay... I trust her. I met
her on an internet bird forum.

- Is that what Twitter is?
- No, no.

You're very lucky
to have found this.

It's a moa, isn't it? Is it moa?

This is a tertiary
pennae volatus.

- That's a kind of bird, is it?
- It's a flight feather.

Tertiary means that it's the
smallest feather of the wing.

And judging by the colouring...
this thing is female.

I think I know what you're dealing
with here. She's very dangerous...

She can swallow you whole in
one go. Just... just like a...

Down you go. My great great great
great great great great great

great great great

great great great great
great great great great

great great great
great great great

great great great grandfather
encountered it many moons ago.

She really likes
her Grandfather.

- I mean, this is incredible.
- Are you into birds?

Oh, you know. I dabble.

It's also been taking a lot of shiny
things, possibly to build a nest.

There's also the issue of
power cuts and wind surges.

Wind could be its source
of power, and that's why

- Why she chose Wellington.
- That's why she chose Wellington.

Ms Hatupatu

what is our tactical approach
for capturing whatever this is?

- I have an idea.
- What is it?

- I will avenge my family.
- Excuse me. Can you speak up?

I will we ensure the
safety of this creature,

and make sure that we capture
it in a humane manner.

Okay. And how will you do that?

I've spent my entire
life searching...

So Beverley is just baiting
the trap at the moment

with really shiny objects. She's
had to improvise a little bit,

but sometimes simple
is actually best,

so I really respect
her for that.

We know that the creature has an
affinity towards shiny things,

so we're gonna use the iconic
Wellington Fern Ball sculpture

to attract her here
to this location,

and then hopefully she'll land when she
sees the really attractive, objects.

And then we just pull the rope...
and we'll trap her in the box.

Yeah. I've given up some of my most
prized possessions to help the cause.

Often that's what
policing is, isn't it?

Is... you give up the things
that matter to you the most

in order to protect the community
as much as you possibility can.

In this case it includes
some Andre Rieu Live CDs,

which are some real
classics in there.

Also my handcuffs, which
I never really use.

I found some paper clips...

She's near. It's almost time.

It appears that
she's getting closer.

We do think that she would have to
be a real birdbrain to fall for this,

so it might just work perfectly.

The most important part

is to not hurt her, okay?

It'll be much more helpful for
the ornithological research,

and for my iwi.

So do you know what she is?

She's the Birdwoman...
Kurangaituku.

She held my great great great great
great great great great great great

great great great great great great
great great grandfather hostage.

She's half woman half bird. The size
of a tree, with claws like knives.

Very powerful. And, like,
extremely dangerous.

You say she's as big as a tree. Do
you mean like a real little tree?

I'm just wondering as well,
like, when you said, knives

do you mean, like,
really small knives?

Or like spoons...?

Awesome.

They should have set the trap
by now. I'm gonna call them.

Can we please move
this cage, Parker?

Why did you bring this
bird in for anyway?

That's my budgie, Paul.

I thought we could study his
behaviour, and it might help us.

I don't see the value
of that, to be honest.

I would just like the... cage
to be removed from the...

Sorry, Paul.

What do you think he's thinking?

No idea. What do you
think he's thinking?

I'm thinking he's thinking... "Wow.
Sarge looks like a great guy."

"I wouldn't mind
living at his place."

So we're just playing a waiting game.
There's no sign of the bird just yet.

- Who is it?
- It's Sarge.

- Yeah. Gidday, Sarge.
- What does he want?

Yeah. We're all good... Yeah.
Just playing the waiting game.

I'm not really
sure of the rules.

Beverley? Yeah. She's all good.

Yeah. She's playing
the waiting game too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Yep... No, I've got
to go... got to go.

Ta ta!

Where's Beverley gone?

- There!
- That Birdwoman has got her!

Come on! In pursuit! Let's go!

No, no! Run! Run! Run! Run!
It's faster! Come on! Let's go!

It's faster in a straight line.
It's faster in a straight line.

- Pull me up!
- I'll get down. I'll give you a hand up.

One, two, three... Up.

- Let's run! Run!
- This way.

While staking out the Birdwoman,
the Birdwoman took the bird woman.

- I'm confused.
- We need to find the Birdwoman.

Yeah. But the woman who likes
birds or the half bird/half woman?

- Both!
- Oh right. I'm gonna grab my stuff.

There's no time, Minogue!

There's some rare
CDs in here, O'Leary.

There's no such
thing as a rare CD.

You wouldn't know. What do you know
about CDs? You don't even like music.

You don't even let me put music
on in the car most of the time.

Minogue, O'Leary. Come in. Over.

Are you there? Over. Hello?

Minogue, O'Leary.
Are you there? Over.

What did you do
that for, Parker?

Well, we have to give him free
will. That's how we'll learn.

Well, that's a terrible idea.

Don't worry, Sarge... I
know how to calm him down.

Paul is interested.

That's great.

You're onto something,
Parker. That's genius!

Come here, Paul.

- Minogue, O'Leary. Come in.
- To the office?

We're actually doing something
pretty important here, Sarge.

The Birdwoman has
taken the bird woman.

No. Come in, as in, "Listen to me
over the radio." I have an idea.

Try alluring the Birdwoman
using... mating calls.

- Got to go. Problem in the office.
- Copy that.

No! No! No! Ah, Parker...

You think Sarge is okay?
He sounds pretty stressed.

And he said, "try
some mating calls."

- Do you know any?
- No. Not really.

I'm sort of like, "Hey. How's
it going?, I'm in the Police."

"It's pretty cool
Blow into this bag."

I'm not sure he meant those
kinds of mating calls.

I think he meant maybe
something to do with birds.

So maybe there's something
in Beverley's book.

There's some pretty
detailed drawings here.

She seems a bit obsessed.

Well, maybe she's just
really passionate, you know?

And that's an admirable quality.

Can lead to criminal
behaviour, though.

- What? Passion?
- Obsessive.

Look... this one looks like you.

- I'm driving!
- Yeah. And you're also a birdwoman.

I don't see how a
birdwoman can look like me.

Look.

That's distracting
me as a driver.

- Put it down please.
- That looks exactly like you.

I... find that very
hard to believe.

- Here we go, "Mating Calls."
- What does that say?

- I'm driving.
- Yeah. Use your left eye.

It says... I think.

You might be right.

Yeah. I'm not a
threat to you, Paul.

- No!
- He's going over there!

He's going into the office!
He's going into the office!

It's...

On your feet, Officer.

It's all right. I'm just
a little bit stunned.

Where he go?

Yeah, yeah!

Here, here, here.

Hey, buddy.

Paul!

As you can see, the bird is
still at large in the office.

Yep. Yep. You... that's
on you Try more of the

the French seduction.

Yeah. More sass.

Yeah. Yeah.

- What is that?
- It's a bird call.

- Sounds like a phone.
- Doesn't sound like a phone.

Do it properly. That's not how you
do it. You can do better than that.

Let me have a go.

No. It's not working.

Look, we've got to try harder. The
endangered bird expert is in danger.

- So she's endangered?
- Yeah.

She's an endangered
endangered bird expert.

Let me have another
turn. One more.

Do you think that
was her, Minogue?

I reckon it was, O'Leary.

Did Sarge tell us what to do
if we attracted the birdwoman?

No.

She's getting closer. It's
getting really, really loud.

Eyes on bird! Eyes on bird!

Sarge, we found her! O'Leary
did an amazing bird call!

Do it again, O'Leary!

No. It wasn't like that.
It was more sort of like...

Don't like it! Don't like it!

- I want to get down!
- Calm down, Minogue. Calm down.

Just breathe. Yeah. Good, good.
You breathe too, Beverley. Breathe.

- Seat belts off?
- Copy.

Help.

- I don't think we should move.
- I agree. We should not move.

I'll count to three, and then we'll
both leap out of the car as one.

- What are you doing?
- Getting my jacket.

We don't need our jackets.

I've already lost three this month,
I'm not gonna lose another one.

They cost a fortune.

Are you ready? Three, two...

- Come on, O'Leary.
- Minogue!

You're sitting on my face!

- Are you alright?
- Yeah. I'm good.

- Am I okay?
- What?

- Am I okay?
- Are you okay?

- Yeah. I think so.
- Yeah. You look good.

O'Leary... the car. The car! The
car! The car! The car! The car!

Look out!

Heads!

So it looks as though the woman
bird has enormous strength,

and is very dangerous
to pedestrians.

We need to apprehend the suspect as
soon as possible to save Beverley,

and we'd also like
to warn the public

about the potential dangers
of falling patrol cars.

Looks like she's heading
to the wind turbine.

She must be messing with it,

and causing all the power outages
in Brooklyn. We've got to get there.

Yeah. But how? I'm not sure
the car is gonna be all right.

No, no. What are you doing?

I'm just seeing if we can
still take the car, but no.

- No.
- We need another plan.

- Busy night tonight, driver?
- Not too bad.

Did you guy hear
about that cop car

that fell of the
Majestic Centre tonight?

No. I haven't caught
up with that one.

Crazy. You'd expect you cops
to be the first ones to...

We need to get to the
Brooklyn Wind Turbine.

I know. Ah, you entered
it into the app.

See that little
computer there, O'Leary?

That's how it works with Ubers.

I understand Uber. And I don't
need to be mansplained about Uber.

No. That's not mansplaining.

Mansplaining is when you over-explain
something that's really simple,

when it always come
from a man, to a woman.

Yeah, and sort of the
difference is, with that,

was it was explaining something that
was little bit more complicated.

When you grasp a concept,
break it down to little parts,

and explain those little
parts in small detail.

Sarge, come in. Come in, Sarge.

Here, Paulie! Here, Paulie!
Come down! Come down!

Oh gosh. It's so
stuffy... chasing birds.

Okay.

Hey. Over there! Over there!

Move forward.

Fuck the Police!

What are you teaching
this bird, Parker?

It's not actually mine,
it's my Uncle Trev's.

I'm just bird-sitting.

Clearly your Uncle Trevor

doesn't have any respect for
our profession whatsoever.

Fuck the Police!

This is not appropriate.
It is not on. Come on.

Here we go. Get in the...
Get in the cage, Paul.

You know what? Look, I think
we've done everything we can.

I think everybody just
stand down, all right?

We just stand down until
this bird calms down.

Fuck the Police!

Watch for the fan!

Regrettably the
assailant was resisting

and using quite offensive
language, and is now a casualty.

Moving forward, I think we will
take steps to inform the next of kin

what has transgressed here.

Unfortunately this
is a result of

sometimes what we deal with
in the New Zealand Police.

Hey Sarge, we've
followed the Birdwoman

to the Brooklyn Wind Turbine.

Roger that. Heading over now.

Uber driver has
dropped us miles away.

Hey look!

Yeah. I mean, obviously,

potentially because this creature is
a Birdwoman, she might not be aware

of the fact that all of this
stuff is actually recyclable.

So I guess we'll just
give he a warning

for that when we
catch up with her.

- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.

Waiho tenei wahi!

That's Maori for, 'leave this
place'. Beverly must be right.

She is Kurangaituku!

Well, we could leave this
place. I mean, she asked nicely.

We've got to rescue Beverley.

Yeah. But the Birdwoman
eats people, I hear.

That's why we've
got to keep going.

Well, that could be the
reason why we don't go in.

Leave the springs.

Can I get them on the way back?

- I won.
- It's not a competition.

Look! A giant nest.

Do you think it's related
to the giant bird?

Yes.

Then one of us is probably
gonna have to go up there.

We're both going. Come on.

Looks to be faeces
of an avian nature.

Do you think if she pooed on you, it
would still be considered good luck?

Could be a considerably
large amount of good luck.

Good luck would be
absolutely dripping off you.

Ascending ladder!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Safely. Ascending ladder safely.

My fingers!

Maybe we should just...
take the 'W' and go.

There's Beverley!

Take Beverley and
the 'W' and go.

I told you not to come here!

Good evening. I'm Officer
O'Leary. This is Officer Minogue.

We're here to help you.

You are actually
interrupting. So...

Or visiting. Depending
on how you look at it.

- All good. All good.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Got any biscuits?
- Sarge!

- What the...
- I got stitch! I got stitch!

Sergeant Maaka, maybe I should
just deploy tranquiliser, Sarge.

Don't you dare hurt
my beautiful babies.

She's a mother!

It's feeding time.

Excuse me, Birdwoman.
That's, Beverley.

She's a member of the public.

You can't just let your chicks
ingest her in that fashion.

Well, of course not. I'm
going to swallow her,

and then I'm going to
regurgitate her. Like this.

Okay. I think we really
have to help her.

Sarge, there's a
big fan outside.

You're right, Parker. We can't have
a repeat of what happened to Paul.

Never again. We've got
to time this just right.

Hello, Kurangaituku.

Don't you dare come any closer.

Come into my house,
try and steal my food.

To be fair, you did woosh and
break into multiple homes,

and steal many shiny objects.

You know what? My instincts as a
bird wants to eat you right now.

So you better shush shush, girl.

Keep calm, beautiful bird woman.

Don't try to smooth talk me,
handsome. I might gobble you up too.

Sarge, you're blushing.

She might take that as a threat.

Just trying to calm her down,
Parker. Do you have a clear shot?

Affirmative.

Enough talk. You've
interrupted my dinner time!

Deploy the tranquiliser, Parker.
Take the shot! Take the shot!

Why...

Parker, you got Sarge!

Why did you shut your eyes?

Get away! Get away, please!

I didn't want her babies
to see me shooting her.

So I just kind of went like
this and went like that.

Okay... gun down. Tranquiliser
down. Tranquiliser away. Away. Down.

No.

Obviously here in the police, we just
are here to look after the community,

all members of the community.
So yes, we had officers down,

but it was all for a good cause

and it was to save you,
Beverley, and Birdwoman.

It's all good. It's
all good, bubs.

And, um, that's all part of
the service that we provide

the New Zealand Police.

End of the day though,
I think, good result.

Sometimes, in our
investigations,

we realise we have more in common
with the paranormal than you'd think.

I mean, in this case, yes, she does
feed on the blood of innocents,

but she's also a solo mother

just trying to navigate
her way through life.

And yes, she does have
the body of a bird,

but she's also got
the head of a woman.

A woman just trying
to feed her kids...

I mean, looking back
through Ms Hatupatu's notes

we did find several mentions
of her wanting to seek revenge

for a generation's long feud between
her family and the birdwoman's,

but she's since
changed her attitude,

and agreed to study the
creature for science...

As it's no longer deemed as a
threat to her or her family.

And I think, end of the day, it was a
tremendous group effort by the team.

Yeah. That's right,
O'Leary. We did it.

You can't spell Wellington
Paranormal Unit, without 'WE'.

There's no I's in there.

There's a couple.

Yeah. There's hardly any though.

That's gross. But I
guess it's kind of cute.

Well...

Where's Beverley?

Ms Hatupatu!

Ms Hatupatu!

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