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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Hot enough for you,
folks?
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It must be 1000 degrees
out there.
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Yep, it's
summertime,
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and the winos
are sizzling.
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Fish are popping,
and the DJ is high.
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I hope you're all
as cool as I am.
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I wonder what the poor people
are doing today.
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Dad, why don't you just
buy us an air conditioner?
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Ah, you don't want
to be stuck inside
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on a day like today.
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Come on, dive in.
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Be careful. It hasn't been
an hour since you've eaten.
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Hey, don't
worry, Dad.
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Sometimes you just
gotta say
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what the hey
and go for it.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Daddy, I am sweating
cats and dogs.
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This pool sucks.
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If you two are bored,
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let's have a little
Jacuzzi action.
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Hey, Peg...
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a little Tang margarita,
s'il vous plaît.
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Coming right up.
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You forgot the Tang.
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Look, Al.
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As much as
I applaud you
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exposing yourself
to water,
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don't you think it's time
we marched bravely into the '50s
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and bought
an air conditioner?
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Peg, can't
a hundred-degree day go by
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without you bringing up
air conditioning?
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Besides, as soon
as we get one,
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they're just gonna
invent something new.
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I'll be damned if I'll
have one in my house.
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That's the same thing
you said about the toothbrush.
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Look, Dad, I know
I'm no Psychology major,
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but, uh, could
the underlying reason
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for your reluctance
to buy us
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an air conditioner be
that, uh,
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you're the cheapest
man on the planet?
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Bud, if I was cheap,
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would we have all this?
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Now, I'll hear no more
about this.
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Kelly...let's play
Sea Monster.
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Aah!
A sea monster!
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Aah!
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Daddy.
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Mom, Dad scared me.
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He scares us all,
honey.
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Al.
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♪ Oh, the shark bites ♪
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♪ With his teeth big ♪
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♪ And he keeps them
Pearly white ♪
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Look, Al,
I am gonna
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ask you one more time,
rationally.
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Can we have
an air conditioner?
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Peg...
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as long as I have
my pool to frolic in,
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we don't need
an air conditioner.
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As I was saying...
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♪ Oh, this shark, unh ♪
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♪ With his teeth bites, unh ♪
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All right, kids.
It's time.
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♪ Oh, invite
All the sharks, unh ♪
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♪ To a party ♪
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♪ Then they'll know ♪
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♪ That Bundy's
Back in town, no ♪
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Hey!
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Oh! My pool.
My pool, Peg!
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Nice shooting,
Mom.
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Not really.
I was aiming at Daddy.
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Mom, can we throw
a couple more on?
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Well, this is
the last of them.
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Hey, wait a second.
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There were four cubes
in the tray
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the last time
that we checked.
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No, there
were three.
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She's
cube hogging.
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I'll hold her, you get
the tongs of life.
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Your daddy.
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It's our
air conditioner.
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Oh, God.
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At long last, we're
all gonna be cool.
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Even you, Bud,
for the very first time.
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Yeah, well,
it's a long time
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since you had
a first time for anything.
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But don't get
too cocky, Kel.
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Remember, Dad went himself.
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Oh, it's just
an air conditioner.
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A moron could get
an air conditioner.
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I could get
an air conditioner.
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Ugh. Kids.
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Come and
help me here.
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I-- I can't see.
I can't see.
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Have you got it?
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Yeah, Dad.
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All right.
Good.
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All right,
easy here.
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It's heavy.
Easy.
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Here we go.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh.
Kids. you okay?
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Fine.
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Yes, family.
Look at it.
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It's a Kaiser.
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The pride of World War II
Germany.
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Look at it,
kids.
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Doesn't it
just say cool?
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Actually, it says,
"Property of Erwin Rommel."
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You know, Al,
I thought you were
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going to
a discount store
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to get one of
those Korean ones.
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You know, with names almost
like real products.
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Like our "Frigidoor"
refrigerator...
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"RC-hey" TV.
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Or my
"beauti-fool" wife.
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Kids...
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what you're
looking at
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is the world-famous
Kaiser air-cooling blatz.
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The Jerries
swore by these.
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But, more importantly,
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they were at the forefront
of 1942 technology.
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And now...
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this baby's
ours, Peg.
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This is the best damn
17 bucks I ever spent.
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God, I must have
loved you once.
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You don't know
what love is
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till you've
been kissed
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by the cool lips
of a Kaiser.
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Bud, help me out
in the car.
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I wanna bring in
the main part. Ugh.
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And then we'll be
as cool
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as I remember myself
in high school.
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Gee, Mom.
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Thanks for the precious
gift of life.
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Bud! You got it
all spliced in?!
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Yeah, Dad.
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Right into the
city's transformer.
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Dad...is
this legal?
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No!
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So don't use
any names.
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Bud, come down now.
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Kelly, keep the flashlight on
till he gets all the way--
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Dad.
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I got it.
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He's down,
Daddy.
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No names.
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Peg...
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you wanna go upstairs and get
some blankets and sweater?
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Oh, turn it on, mongo.
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Nice fall, Bud.
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Now...
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we are
ready.
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Peg...
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would you do
the honors, please?
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Easy, Peg.
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You're not
having sex with it.
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Well...we'll know
for sure
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if it quits
after 10 seconds
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and asks what's on TV.
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Ah.
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You know,
this could be you.
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I don't feel a thing.
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Just keep cranking.
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There.
Listen to that.
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The satisfying
hum
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of fine German
engineering.
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Brrr.
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Is it just me,
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or is it getting
warmer in here?
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I guess that's because
I've got it on...
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uh, "der low."
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Let's turn this up.
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I'll turn this up
to "blitzkrieg."
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There. What do you
feel now?
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Anger.
Disgust.
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Loathing.
Disappointment.
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All right. All right.
All right.
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I'll just ease
this baby up to
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"der freezing
my heinie off."
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Ugh. There, that ought
to shut you up.
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It's gonna blow.
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Whoa, run!
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Brrr.
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Good news, Dad.
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It's not just
our house.
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Oh.
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The whole neighborhood's
gone dark.
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Well, at least they don't
know it's our fault.
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Bundy did this!
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Bundy. Bundy. Bundy.
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God, where'd
they get the torches
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and the pitchforks
so fast?
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Shut up!
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Put your weight
against the door.
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They're coming in.
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Well,
Desert Fox...
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Well, Desert Fox,
where will you lead us now?
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Ha-ha.
You fools.
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Do you think
I only had one plan
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to get us air conditioning
and keep us cool?
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Ha.
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No. Trust me.
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Air conditioning
ye want,
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air conditioning
ye shall have.
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Ah.
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I wonder what the poor
people are doing.
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Did I promise you
the good life?
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Honey, if only
everyone could be
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as happy as we are.
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Everybody doesn't
have me, babe.
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Oh, that poor
woman.
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You know,
it just shows
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that there can be
unhappiness
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in even a grand
place like...
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What'd you call
this place again?
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Supermarket, babe.
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Supermarket.
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Wow.
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A big building
with food.
Mm.
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What'll they
think of next?
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Free sample?
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Uh, thank you,
cheese lady.
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Listen, i-if you see
the lady
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with the little
tray of weenies,
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tell her
we've been waiting.
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Oh, my hands are
all greasy from eating.
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Wh-where's Kelly
with my damn towel?
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Here I am, Daddy.
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Daddy...
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what's this?
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Looks like some kind
of vegetable, honey.
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Ew.
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Uh, Bud. Go deep.
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Ha-ha! Ha!
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Ha-ha!
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Excuse me here,
family, but, uh,
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as the only one among us
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who hasn't yet been
fingerprinted,
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do you actually think
no one's gonna notice
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we're living in aisle four
of a supermarket?
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Bud, we're
your parents.
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You let us worry about
what's right or wrong.
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Now, you go on over
to aisle 12
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and get Daddy
some slippers.
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Oh, and while
you're at it,
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get Mom some perfume,
too, huh?
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Oh, Al.
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You remembered
my birthday.
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Ahem.
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Folks, excuse me.
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What are you
doing here?
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What does it look like
we're doing here?
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We're shopping.
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You've been here
for four hours.
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Well, we're
conscientious shoppers.
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Peg, you wanna read me
the ingredients in those chips?
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"Potatoes."
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Nah. It's not quite
what I'm looking for.
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I may be
just a stock boy,
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but I know the look
of a family
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without
an air conditioner.
263
00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:52,633
I'm gonna have to
call the manager.
264
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,600
Ah, now. W-wait a second.
Wait a second there.
265
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,800
Uh, all right. You-- You look
like a smart young guy.
266
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,401
I, uh, think maybe
I can trust you.
267
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,500
Name's Bundy,
Al Bundy.
268
00:14:01,534 --> 00:14:04,667
I'm with the National
Supermarket Security Agency.
269
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:09,366
There has been
a rash
270
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,166
of food-related
food thefts in the area,
271
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,033
and that's what--
That's what I'm here for.
272
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,200
Bundy.
I carry a whistle.
273
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,700
Whoa. Really?
274
00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:19,700
Now,
act natural.
275
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,066
See that, uh,
woman over there?
276
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,700
Don't
look.
277
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:25,600
That's
Velveeta Annie.
278
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,733
The notorious blue-haired
cheese bandit.
279
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:33,266
I've been on her trail
since the Dakotas.
280
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,567
Mrs. Gillis?
281
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,533
She's been shopping
here for years.
282
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:39,300
Kid, don't you know
that Gillis
283
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:42,667
is the underworld name
for "cheese booster?"
284
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,233
Are you sure about this,
Special Agent Bundy-- ?
285
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,800
Don't-- Don't look
at her now.
286
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,433
I-- I think she's
making her move.
287
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,001
Uh...
288
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,567
Let's
see what...
289
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,400
Yeah, I think
we got her now.
290
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:59,733
Yeah, I think
the eagle has landed.
291
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,934
Uh, listen...I don't
want to make this bust
292
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:02,934
and blow my cover,
293
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,133
so you take it,
kid.
294
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,900
Thank you,
Special Agent Bundy.
295
00:15:08,434 --> 00:15:12,999
So...how do you like
our cheese, Gillis?
296
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,266
Hopefully as much
as you like our jails.
297
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,266
Come along, baby.
298
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,434
Bobby, what's
come over you?
299
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:25,800
But-- But I was
your kindergarten teacher.
300
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,368
Ohh!
301
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,767
Gee, Al, you think
we did the right thing?
302
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,433
Ah. So an old lady
goes to jail.
303
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,334
So who gets hurt?
304
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,500
This is living,
isn't it, babe?
305
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:41,867
Yeah.
306
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,033
Oh, look.
307
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,099
Isn't that the family
of poor people
308
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,867
everyone says
is living here?
309
00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:48,900
Isn't it
pathetic?
310
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:51,368
Get a job,
buddy.
311
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,366
Why, you little--
312
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,667
You know, I have half a mind
to move us to aisle six
313
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:59,733
and not tell him.
314
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,066
Well, I'm bored.
315
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,934
I'm gonna go
boost us a radio.
316
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,133
Does anyone want anything?
317
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,600
Well, how about
some plants?
318
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,667
You know,
for ambience?
319
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,401
How about you,
Daddy?
320
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,467
Uh, miss?
321
00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:22,234
Uh, excuse me. I-I think
you dropped something.
322
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:28,101
Thank you,
market dweller.
323
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,001
Daddy.
324
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,266
What?!
325
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,301
Do you want
anything?
326
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,600
Mm. Yes, I...
327
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:40,800
have a strange
yearning
328
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,867
for some melons.
329
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,834
And a plucked chicken.
330
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,966
Uh, I thought
I smelled shoes.
331
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,500
Well, if it isn't
the "Vanderbundys"
332
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:58,434
in their summer
home.
333
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,333
Hi, Marcie.
334
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,600
Are you having
a party?
335
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,567
Uh, no.
336
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:06,233
Thanks to Al, I and the rest
of the block
337
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,733
are sweltering to death
in our own homes.
338
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,233
A- are they still mad at me?
339
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:13,266
For blacking out
the entire neighborhood
340
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,966
on the hottest day
of the year?
341
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,266
Heck, no.
342
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,767
In fact, it's brought us
all closer together.
343
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:21,099
Why, when we were
burning you in effigy,
344
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,767
I ran into people
I hadn't seen in years.
345
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:26,700
We sat around, we sang
our favorite folk songs,
346
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,300
like, "If I Had a Hammer,
347
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:30,900
I'd Drive It Through
Al Bundy's Skull."
348
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:33,633
You know, Marcie,
we just feel terrible
349
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,033
about this whole
mess.
350
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,600
Don't we, Al?
351
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:40,667
Oh, miss,
352
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:43,001
I think you dropped
your corn.
353
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,366
Oops. Thank you.
354
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,434
Thank you.
355
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,266
Oh, miss.
356
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,700
Uh, you dropped
your flea fogger.
357
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,900
Oops.
358
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,467
Thank you.
359
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,134
No, thankyou.
360
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,200
Uh, miss.
361
00:18:16,234 --> 00:18:18,767
Ooh-- You dropped
your broccoli spears.
362
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,500
Oh.
363
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,800
Thanks again.
364
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,800
No, thankyou.
365
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,800
Bud. Here's
something men do.
366
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,667
Quick. Get me
something.
367
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,600
Excuse me,
miss.
368
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:39,567
Uh, you dropped
your, uh...
369
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,368
eggs.
370
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,266
Weren't you
the same guy
371
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,433
that was rubbing up
against me at the bus?
372
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:47,733
No.
373
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,800
I meant him.
374
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,034
You little...
375
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,900
He-he-he.
376
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:03,233
Cheese security?
377
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,366
I saw his credentials.
378
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,633
They say
he's the best.
379
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,500
I don't know.
380
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:11,101
I got my doubts
about this guy.
381
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:19,333
I know I know
that face from somewhere.
382
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,099
What'd you say
his name was?
383
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:24,166
Bundy. Al Bundy.
384
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,633
I'm gonna
check him out.
385
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,633
Yellow alert.
Yellow alert.
386
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:43,900
So...
387
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,966
you're
the dairy spy.
388
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,767
Why don't you just announce it
to the whole store.
389
00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,767
You're on report,
buddy.
390
00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:51,767
Kelly...
391
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:54,066
...give me a pen.
392
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,834
Blue or red?
393
00:19:55,868 --> 00:19:57,066
Uh...
394
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,467
Uh, blue.
395
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,067
Fine point
or husky?
Uh...
396
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,934
Never mind, pumpkin.
397
00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,999
Wait a minute.
Al Bundy.
398
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:07,633
Of course.
399
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,767
You've been dribbling
checks all over town.
400
00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:12,300
Listen. Buy something
or get out.
401
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:13,533
Alrighty. Peg...
402
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:14,533
...checkbook.
403
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:15,966
No. Cash only, Bundy.
404
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,401
And I still want
two forms of ID.
405
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:23,267
You just lost yourself
some business, buster.
406
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,300
Kids, let's go.
We're moving down
407
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:27,066
to the drugstore
down the street.
408
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,300
Buy something,
409
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,567
or you'll be moving
into the county jail.
410
00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:32,600
Alrighty.
411
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:34,334
Family meeting.
412
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,867
Kids, you got
any money for old Dad?
413
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,133
Eighteen cents.
414
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,033
When I said I needed
a battery for the Kaiser,
415
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,400
you said you didn't
have a dime.
416
00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,667
No, we said we "didn't
give a damn."
417
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:54,400
Boy, how soon they forget
the good times.
418
00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:56,300
All right, come on.
Let's see what we can buy.
419
00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:58,368
Peg, bring
the cart.
420
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,167
How do I work
this thing?
421
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,133
The same thing
you do with me.
422
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,867
You just get behind it,
and you shove.
423
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,066
Uh, Marce,
listen.
424
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,066
Uh, I've only got
a pack of gum.
425
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,633
Uh, could I get
in front of you?
426
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,700
Eat hot death.
427
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:27,900
Oh, The National
Enquire.
428
00:21:27,934 --> 00:21:30,233
"Steve Rhoades
Marries Cher."
429
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:31,767
Where? Where?
430
00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:41,366
Congratulations,
sir.
431
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,600
You're our
one millionthcustomer.
432
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,033
Well, w-what does
that mean?
433
00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:49,468
You've won a free $1000
supermarket shopping spree.
434
00:21:49,968 --> 00:21:51,733
Hey. I was
the next in line.
435
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,400
Well, what are you
complaining about?
436
00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:55,067
You still are.
437
00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,533
We won.
We won.
438
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:01,033
We won. We won.
We won. We won.
439
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,700
We won.
440
00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:05,401
Oh,
we won.
441
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,600
Oh,
we won!
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