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Ah. Ooh.
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Ah, it-- It hurts me
to see you in pain.
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See? All better.
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What are you doing?
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Checking for my nipple.
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Where's Mr. Fluffy?
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Your cat?
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He was hungry, so I threw him
out the window.
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Pop!
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Awww...
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Mr. Fluffy.
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Pop, don't kid me
like that.
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But I know you love
Mr. Fluffy.
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Now, go on,
kiss him.
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I'll do better
than that.
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I'll give him
grow wings.
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Sit down.
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I'm makin' breakfast
this morning.
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W- w-wait a minute.
Use a napkin.
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You wouldn't perchance
be miffed at me
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because I lost the fight,
would ya?
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"Lost" is such
a harsh word.
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Let's just say
ya came in second.
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Here.
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I got a special treat
for ya.
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Hey, don't worry.
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There are plenty of other
opportunities out there
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for a smart guy
like me.
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Uh, definitely,
definitely.
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Name any one
of the Great Lakes.
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Lake Folbert.
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Remember?
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Where you taught me
how to swim?
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What a great lake.
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Hey, I'm still gonna
make ya proud of me.
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I used a couple
of your connections
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in the business world,
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and I got myself
a job as a busboy.
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A busboy?
Hey, that's great.
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Say, bring me home
a half-eaten roll, will ya?
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We need a new plan
for you.
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I want more
for you than...
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Than just being me.
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As wonderful
as I am.
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You know, Pop, you and Mom
were a lot alike.
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One of the last things
she said to me was,
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"Whatever you be,
be more than your father."
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Hi, Vinnie.
Hi, Mona.
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Vinnie,
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why don't you
tell your father
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that my mom needs everything
in her apartment fixed...
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now.
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Everything
in her apartment? Why?
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Because then we can spend
the next two weeks alone.
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Hey.
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Mona, Mona, Mona.
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Hoy! Hey-y.
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Why don't you come back
a little later?
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Really? When?
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When you're
no longer a felony.
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Where is he?
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Charlie!
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Hey, Al.
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Vinnie!
Heh-heh-heh!
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So, Al, did you happen
to watch the kid's fight?
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Naw, naw, I listened to it
on the radio.
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Naw, I was gonna watch it
on TV, but, uh, heh,
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I don't have
one anymore.
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I bet it
on your kid.
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Easy, Al.
Listen, Al.
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I know
that feels good,
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but, uh, it's not gonna
bring your TV back.
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No, that TV was
my baby.
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Got me through
a lot of rough times.
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I watched it when
we conceived our two kids.
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I still remember putting
my forearm in Peg's mouth
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to shut her up,
so I could hear Get Smart.
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Yeah, for Bud...
For Bud I wised up.
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Put her head
by the foot of the bed,
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so I could watch too.
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Now it doesn't matter
which way I turn her,
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the magic is gone.
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Mr. Bundy,
I'll buy you a TV.
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I got a new job.
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Yeah.
Share my pride.
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He's a busboy.
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Al, you're not much more
than a busboy.
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My kid's at
a difficult age,
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where he just might
turn into a you.
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Help him out.
Give him some advice.
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Don't marry.
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Don't marry!
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It's only good
for the woman.
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Yeah, see,
women got it made.
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They find some guy to marry,
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then they steal his youth,
his paycheck and his dreams.
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Oh, yeah,
then their butt gets big.
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Then you die,
their butt gets smaller
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till the next guy
comes along.
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Oh, no,
next to being a dog,
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a beautiful woman
is the thing to be.
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I'm sorry, Al, but you don't
have the butt
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to be a beautiful woman.
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Ehh, I let myself go.
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Hey, don't run yourself down.
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Ya still got
a beautiful smile.
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Uh... Uh...
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Do you two wanna be alone
or anything?
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Do you mind? He was just gonna
say something nice to me.
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Ah, the moment's past.
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You know what we shoulda done
when we were young studs?
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What?
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Married us a couple
of rich babes.
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See, that way
all we'd have to do
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is get up late...
Yeah.
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pump a little iron
to stay in shape...
Yeah.
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let the robe pop open
a little to show the maid
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what she could have
if she saved her pennies...
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and settle back
on the couch,
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get stinking drunk
and pick your feet
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till the cows come home.
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I can't think of a fuller,
more satisfying life.
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Ah, but time
has passed us by.
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Young women today
don't understand it.
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We don't wanna go right
to sleep after sex.
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We have to.
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Ah, I guess it's
a young man's world.
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I think I am getting
a new Verducci master plan.
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No.
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Please, no.
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Yes.
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Ooh, I love this plan.
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For it to work,
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you are gonna have
to meet a rich woman.
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No, no, no, I know
what you're gonna say.
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There's a shortage
of rich women in our tenement.
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H- hey, Charlie.
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I was thinking
about what you were saying,
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but I don't have to
go to sleep after sex.
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Iwanna go to sleep
after sex.
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I-- I welcome the darkness.
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Anyhow, there'll be plenty
of rich women
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at that fundraiser
you were busboy'ing tonight.
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Here's my plan.
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We go, we have
a bite to eat,
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and you marry
a millionaire.
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You with me?
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No.
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He's so cute.
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He thinks
he has a vote.
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See?
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What's so difficult?
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Stand on a couple
of garbage cans,
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you break a window...
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...and you're
in high society.
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Let's go charm the crap
out of these people.
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Look...
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you don't have
to worry.
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To prepare us,
I have read Trump,
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The Wall Street Journal,
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and a magazine called
Rich Babes in Chains.
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Now, I have distilled
their wisdom
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into three key phrases.
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So if you get confused,
simply say either,
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"How about that market?"
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"Damn Democrats,"
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or, "Punish me.
I've been very, very bad."
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As for myself, I'm not worried.
'Cause, hey, I fit in anywhere.
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You, over here.
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You call this a meatball?
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Bet a couple of days ago,
it had a saddle on it.
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Be gone.
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We're gonna get
thrown out of here.
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We don't belong.
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See, Pop, it's like I learned
in high school.
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This famous
philosopher--
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I can't remember
his name.
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-- said, "The poor..."
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Jeez, I don't remember
what he said either.
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What'd he say?
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I don't know.
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The point is,
we're poor, they're rich.
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That's the way
it should be.
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They're just better
than us, that's all.
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Hey, I know who it was.
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It was the Greek guy there,
Pluto.
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Nelson!
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You were away
all summer.
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Well, it gets
insufferably warm in August,
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so we took the yacht
to the Greek islands.
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Ah.
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And then my Puffy just had
to go to Madrid
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to pick some tapestries
for the new villa.
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Yes, I know
how that is. Ha-ha!
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Oh, look, uh...
The meatballs.
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Huh.
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That's better than us?
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Hey, they couldn't live
for one minute
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in our neighborhood,
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but I could live
a lifetime in theirs.
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And I intend to.
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Pop.
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No, Pop. Don't.
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Nelson!
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Charles.
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Verducci.
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Greece, at
the yacht club.
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Say, did Puffy get
those tapestries
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she was
talking about?
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You know
that Puffster.
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She always gets
what she's after,
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and as I recall,
she was always after this guy.
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Same old Charles.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Same old Charles.
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Well, you boys seem
to be having fun.
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I don't believe
I've had the pleasure.
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Well, allow me.
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Uh, Kathleen Morgan,
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meet my very dear friend,
uh-- Uh--
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Charles Verducci,
what do you say?
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Well, I see
by your shirt
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that you've been sampling
our meatballs.
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And I see
by your shirt
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you got mighty
powerful buttons.
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Okay, if he can do it,
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I can do it.
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I'm a rich guy.
I fit in.
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How 'bout that market?
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What about it?
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Damn Democrats.
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What about them?
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Uh, punish me.
I've been very, very bad.
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United Chemical, that's where
I'm putting my money.
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Well, I think
it's overpriced.
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Stick with the blue chip
IBM.
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What do you like,
Charles?
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Long hair, short dresses
and big hooters.
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Hey, sweetheart.
How you doin'?
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You-- You've been to a lot
of these things.
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Let me ask you something:
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Do I look like
I belong here?
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You look like you belong
anywhere you wanna be.
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Well, where I wanna be
is in a cold place
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holding a warm you.
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What do you say after this
fiasco, you and I go-- Ah!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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We're not here
to bag a waitress.
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I like waitresses.
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I like waitresses too.
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But tonight,
we're after bigger game.
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Now, go mingle
with the rich.
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Pop,
why is it always me
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in the Verducci
master plan, huh?
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I'm tired of being
the pawn
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in your cosmic
game of checkers.
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Why don't you marry
a millionaire?
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Me?
258
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,200
Yeah.
259
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,966
You got a real cute one
over there
260
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,034
giving you
the buffalo eye.
261
00:14:31,901 --> 00:14:33,099
Oh, yeah? Who?
262
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,633
Over there.
263
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:44,233
Oh, would that
it could be.
264
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:46,266
But that one,
see, she's married.
265
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,033
In fact, to two guys.
266
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,500
So, hey, if one of 'em
drops dead,
267
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:50,999
I'm still out of luck.
268
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,700
Huh? You get it?
I got it.
269
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:53,999
Huh? You okay?
Yeah.
270
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:56,133
Good. Now, so get back
to work, okay?
271
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,600
And just think millionaire,
millionaire, millionaire.
272
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:02,167
Millionaire.
Millionaire.
273
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,099
Millionaire.
Millionaire.
274
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:08,401
Did you know
I was a millionaire?
275
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:24,600
Miss, excuse me. I think
you dropped your purse.
276
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,234
Oh.
277
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:31,200
Thank you.
278
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,767
Thankyou.
279
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,334
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!
280
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:54,867
You just wanted to see me
bend over, didn't you?
281
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:57,099
What were you thinking?
282
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,266
Well, let's just say
283
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:02,267
I retasted that meatball
I ate awhile ago.
284
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,467
Oh, your son seems
to be
285
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:07,401
quite popular
with our young ladies.
286
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:14,333
Kid's got
the Verducci charm.
287
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:18,667
No, I've got
the Verducci charm.
288
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:22,967
You're not allowed
in the men's room, are ya?
289
00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:24,700
Of course not.
290
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,967
Well, that's
where I'll be.
291
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,133
It's an interesting point,
Nelson.
292
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,700
Very well put.
293
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:36,233
I don't want
to give my son a job
294
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:38,999
in any of
my many companies.
295
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,467
That's no way
to learn responsibility.
296
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,567
So I'm wondering maybe,
you know, you can give him
297
00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:45,366
some kind
of an executive position.
298
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,900
But, hey,
don't spoil the boy.
299
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:50,533
Start him off at, what,
three, four hundred thousand.
300
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,333
Dollars?
301
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:55,234
Go back to nodding.
302
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,301
So, what do you say?
303
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,966
Where did the boy
go to school?
304
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,934
Uh, P.S. 124.
305
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:04,166
Yale.
306
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,166
Oh, my son went to Yale.
Uh, let me call him over.
307
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,400
Did I say Yale?
Silly me.
308
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:10,800
I meant to say
Harvard.
309
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,400
Now, my son went
to Harvard.
310
00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:14,500
Um, let me call
him over--
311
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,800
I didn't mean Harvard.
312
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,900
Where did I go?
313
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:21,333
Go over there.
314
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,900
Over there?
Yeah, over there.
315
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,633
Okay, I'll
be over here.
316
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,834
Okay, here's the truth.
317
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:35,066
Once, he was
a very promising scholar,
318
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,533
but then he had
this tricycle accident.
319
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,733
Okay, here's the truth.
320
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,567
Look, we know
each other for so long,
321
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:44,867
we're such good friends, I feel
I can be honest with you.
322
00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:46,867
Now, I should have
mentioned it in Greece,
323
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,999
but, you know, yacht,
324
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,934
tapestries, Zorba...
325
00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,633
So here it is.
326
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,800
The kid's a genius,
327
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,733
but he's lazy.
328
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:58,966
So I'm thinking,
329
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,633
I'll cut him off,
you give him a job,
330
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:01,733
but he's gotta make due
331
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,999
on the lousy 400 grand
a year you pay him.
332
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,201
Let him suffer a little.
333
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:09,767
It works.
334
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,767
That's what my dad
had to do to me.
335
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,733
Now, I learned
my lesson.
Yeah.
336
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,733
Well, then we're
in agreement.
Hm.
337
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,066
Oh, Charles.
338
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,633
Oh, I'm sorry
to drag him away,
339
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,133
but this is
very important.
340
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,033
Charles.
341
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,733
I was hoping
to see you
342
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,900
at the Littlefield
party next week,
343
00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:33,900
but I checked and your name
is not on the guest list.
344
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:37,033
Oh, it's
a horrible oversight.
345
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,333
By the way, are, uh,
346
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,999
my dear friends Roger
and Nelson gonna be there?
347
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,066
Why, yes.
348
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,633
Well, then I must
be there too.
349
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,134
Oh, I'm afraid
it's just impossible.
350
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,266
Ah, what the hell.
351
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,334
I was a Marine.
352
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,368
The party's at 8:30.
353
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,600
How you doing, Pop?
354
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:26,001
Great. I'm even starting to get
some feeling back in my tongue.
355
00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,099
You know,
it's amazing.
356
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,966
I was just musing
about our evening.
357
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,066
You know, the difference,
yet the sameness,
358
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,099
between the rich
and poor.
359
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,767
And as the philosopher--
360
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,366
I can't remember
his name.
361
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,366
-- said,
362
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,834
"The rich..."
363
00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:45,800
No, no. "The poor..."
364
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:46,934
No, wait.
365
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,834
Jeez, I don't remember
what the guy said.
366
00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:52,233
But I remember,
it shaped my young life.
367
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:55,033
What the hell
was it?
368
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:58,200
Doesn't matter.
You got the gist of it.
369
00:19:58,234 --> 00:19:59,600
The important thing is
370
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:04,166
that through my God-given
charm and Verducciness,
371
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,066
my master plan is working.
372
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,400
And I got phone numbers
shoved in my pocket
373
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:10,800
by every pretty girl
in that room.
374
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,333
So I guess
what I'm saying is,
375
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:13,900
I won't be home nights
376
00:20:13,934 --> 00:20:16,600
for about a year.
377
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:19,266
Wait a minute. You're not gonna
sleep with any of them
378
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,767
till we got a commitment.
379
00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:26,867
We gotta start
thinking like women.
380
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:30,633
No band on the hand,
no nookie for cookie.
381
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,900
Not even the one
382
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,134
who dots the I in her name
with her mouth?
383
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:43,633
No.
384
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,300
You're just gonna
have to follow
385
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:47,099
the Verducci master plan,
386
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:50,900
or bad things will happen
to Mr. Fluffy.
387
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,033
You wouldn't.
388
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:55,533
Hey, as much as I love him,
if you say no,
389
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:58,967
he's on a plate of noodles
in a Thai restaurant.
390
00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,066
Shh. Pop, come on.
391
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,667
You know
he understands everything.
392
00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:04,033
I hope so.
393
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:07,066
'Cause nothing is gonna
stand in the way of my dream.
394
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,999
You are gonna find yourself
a rich woman to marry.
395
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:11,300
And even if you don't,
396
00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:14,033
only good things happen
when you're around money.
397
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,333
Money gives money
good jobs.
398
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,567
Money gives money
stock tips.
399
00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:19,800
And let's face it,
400
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,966
what the hell's the worst
thing that could happen?
401
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,034
Money could run over us
with its car.
402
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:29,033
Then we sue money's ass.
403
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,066
Oh!
404
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,966
So are you with me?
405
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,366
I'm with you, Pop.
406
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,067
That's my boy.
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