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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Do you, Peggy Wanker,
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take this man to be
your lawful wedded husband?
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I do.
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And do you, Mel Gibson,
take Peggy Wanker--
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Oh, he does.
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He does, he does.
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Peg, you'll never guess
what happened
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at the shoe store today.
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Tongue caught in
the shoe sizer again?
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You civilians never realize
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what a highly sophisticated
piece of equipment that is.
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All right.
Tell me what happened.
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Well, you know that new aerobics
center up above me?
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The one with the sign,
quarter ton discount?
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Well, today they played
Van Halen's "Jump."
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And damned if
the whole herd didn't.
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It was awful, Peg.
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The ceiling opened up,
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down they came,
blocking out the sun.
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I experienced cellulite winter.
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God, the "humongity."
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Peg, I could have been killed.
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Well,
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I think you got
what you deserved,
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going by there
every morning,
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yelling "is that
a Milky Way on the floor?"
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I was helping.
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They lost a lot more weight
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wrestling with each other
for that imaginary candy
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than they did twisting
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to Hammer's
"Please Don't Hurt Me."
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But, now, on to
the sadder side of the news.
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The shoe store
decided to lay me off
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while they fix the ceiling.
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And as an added bonus,
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as long as
the store is closed,
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I don't get paid.
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Oh, my God.
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Can the economy stand
the hit?
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Do you think that you can?
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Anyway, don't worry.
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I told 'em that
I might not be there
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when they call me back.
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And what did they say?
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They said that they'd--
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They'd take that gamble.
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Oh, hi, kids.
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I'm afraid I have
some bad news.
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I'm afraid the wacky,
luxurious lifestyle
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we've become accustomed to
is no longer.
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The Bundys of Bel Air
are no more.
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Yes, Daddy's been laid off.
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Well, we won't lose Tara,
will we?
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Oh, Al.
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Surely you can see the humor
in a man who makes no money
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saying he lost his job.
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Yeah, I mean,
come on, Dad.
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That's like Kelly saying
she lost her mind.
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I don't get it.
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Well, at least this time
it's not just us.
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Everybody's feeling the pinch
of this recession.
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Money's tight all over.
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Come see
our matching BMWs.
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Well,
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they're not exactly matching.
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My license plate
says "Love her."
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And mine says "Love him."
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Al, why don't you get
a license plate
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that tells the world
how you feel?
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Because "kill me"
was taken by your father.
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Uh, excuse me,
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but if only to if only
to rub this in my father's face,
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can you tell us
how you can afford
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two major cars
like those?
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Well, as anyone with a little
bit of business savvy knows,
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these are the times
that make millionaires.
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And paupers.
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Anyway, I-- I can't
go into details,
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but through a little inside tip
in the stock market,
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I'd say I made
a penny or two.
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You made $60,000,
you little honey puddle.
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I did not.
Did too.
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Did not.
Did too.
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All right.
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I did.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, my Al here
made a penny or two.
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Literally.
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Of course, his is coming
from unemployment
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because he's lost his job.
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So do you think you could
loan us a couple of bucks?
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You know, just enough
to keep that Mary Kay lady
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from breaking my kneecaps.
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I can do better
than that.
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For as a wise man
once said,
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if you want a man to eat,
you don't hand him a fish.
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You teach him
to be a fisherman.
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So, what do you say, Al?
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You wanna come down
to my club
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and bus tables
on fish night?
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It doesn't pay much,
but no one will be looking
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if you want to take
a little butter
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back to the wife
and kids.
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Daddy, please, please?
Please, please, Dad.
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Get away from me,
you pride-less vermin!
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I was not born
to be a bus boy.
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I'm a shoe man,
born and bred, damn it.
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And there's not a shoe store
in this town
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that wouldn't pay
a dollar and a quarter an hour
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to have the best.
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You hear my words.
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I will not let
my family starve.
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I will not.
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We're already starving.
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Listen, Dad.
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There's something
at the school
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that you just might
be qualified for.
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What? Principal?
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Vice principal?
Dean of boys?
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Well, security guard's
not too bad.
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Got a cool uniform.
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A sense of independence,
little stick.
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Let all wrongdoers beware.
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Those who would perpetrate evil,
must answer to me.
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Al Bundy,
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security dude.
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Oh, God,
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this can't be happening
to me!
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Can this be true?
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Am I not a man
I laughed at as a child?
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh. Hi, son.
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It's not the way it looks.
I was just, uh,
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crying on the floor.
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Yeah, Dad, I know.
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Thought we were going
to a club.
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And remember our deal.
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We go, you pay.
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If I don't find anybody cool,
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I'll come sit next
to you for a while.
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Dad, this girl
really likes me.
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Can I have some money?
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Son, I know you see
the uniform,
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and you think, uh,
another millionaire
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working school security
for kicks.
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But, uh,
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once I wore
a different uniform.
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A prouder uniform.
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Once, I roamed
these halls like a king.
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Dad, please.
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Look at that trophy
over there, son.
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Polk High,
city championship, 1966.
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I won that baby.
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I still remember the day.
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Not the story.
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It was the last game
of the year.
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Polk High versus
Andrew Johnson High.
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Two great teams
of equal strength.
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Dad, she's not wearing
a bra.
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Finally, we met on
the field of battle.
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Came down
to two great players.
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Yours truly,
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and a guy from Andrew Johnson
High they called "Spare Tire."
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Why, because he was fat?
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No. Because he wore one
with a chain around his neck.
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Anyhow,
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finally, it came down
to the final seconds.
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Scoreless game.
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We had the ball
on the 6-yard line.
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They said, "Give
the ball to Bundy."
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Everyone knew
I was getting it.
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Hut one!
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Hut two!
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I got the ball, and I went
through that line
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like Grandma through
a herd of cattle.
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I was going
for a sure six--
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when all of a sudden,
on the 1-yard line,
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loomed Spare Tire,
waiting for me.
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We collided like
two bull elephants.
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When it was over,
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they were shouting only
one elephant's name.
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Al Bundy.
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I scored, son.
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The winning touchdown!
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Son...
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that's the story
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of the greatest sport moment
in all of history.
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You know, Dad,
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some say your knee was down
before you crossed--
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My knee was not down!
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That's a dirty,
stinking lie!
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The victory was ours.
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For the school,
the championship.
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For me?
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All-city.
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And the legend.
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And your mother.
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The end.
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Oh, God!
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You know, when my dad
got like that,
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we shot him.
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You thought
he was my father?
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Heck, no,
Dad's his name.
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You know, like, uh,
Pops the janitor?
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Dad the security guard?
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I'm telling you,
h- he's not my father.
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Does the term "sympathy feel"
mean anything to you?
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Oh, what the hell.
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All is well.
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Oh, I guess it's time
for a little...
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security-guard break.
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♪ I'm a travelin' man ♪
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♪ Made a lot of stops ♪
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♪ All over the world ♪
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♪ And in every port, I ♪
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♪ Meet one lovely girl ♪
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Yeah, this john ain't so bad.
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* All but one man died *
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* There at Bitter Creek *
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* And they say he ran away *
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* Branded! *
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* Scorned is the one who ran *
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* What do you do
when you're branded *
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* And you know you're a man? *
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* Wherever you go *
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* For the rest of your life *
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* You must prove *
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* You're a man *
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Gee, honey.
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Think you might change
your shirt today?
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Why bother?
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What can I do
when I'm branded,
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and I know I'm a man?
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I must find my bowl.
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Oh, honey, you do
the best you can.
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It's just that
it's dark at night,
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and you get groggy, and--
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Not that bowl,
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you whinnying
ninny of a woman.
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My championship bowl.
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If only I had a clue.
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Get that, will you, Peg?
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Gee, Al.
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It's a note.
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"If you want the trophy,
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"come to Johnson High
at 8 tonight.
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"Alone, or the trophy dies.
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P.S. You stink."
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Gee, honey, this must be
someone who knows you.
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Peg, this sounds like
the clue I'm looking for.
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This man sounds
like he knows something.
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I'm going after him, Peg.
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I might not be coming back.
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Oh, honey,
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please come back.
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You're worried about me,
aren't you, babe?
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'Course, I'm worried.
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Tomorrow's garbage day.
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I'm not getting up early
to lug it out.
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You.
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Spare Tire Dixon.
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00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:41,233
Why'd you do it?
264
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:44,401
Why'd you steal my trophy?
265
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,333
I took it
because it belongs to me.
266
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,567
That was
our championship.
267
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,600
You never made it past
that goal line.
268
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:57,633
I dropped you
like third-period French.
269
00:15:58,501 --> 00:15:59,800
Your knee was down.
270
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,200
Was not!
Was too!
271
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:02,200
Was not!
Was too!
272
00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:03,200
Not!
Too!
273
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:04,734
Not!
Too!
274
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:08,468
Wait a second,
what were we talking about?
275
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,066
Um...
276
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,533
Let's see,
I didn't get no dinner.
277
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,500
Took the bus.
And I had come
through the door.
278
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:16,867
Damn kids took
the car.
Ran out of gas.
279
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,567
Oh, yeah.
280
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,066
Trophy!
281
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,733
The trophy you
cheated me out of.
282
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,834
Should've been mine,
Bundy.
283
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:26,867
Headline should've read,
284
00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:32,334
"Spare Tire crushes unidentified
white man at goal line."
285
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,600
I was supposed to play
college ball.
286
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,266
But it never happened.
287
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,834
You know why?
288
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,368
You're too stupid?
289
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,834
No.
290
00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:45,500
It was because
after that game,
291
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,900
I fell into
a deep depression.
292
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:50,366
And I turned where
too many kids before me
293
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,500
turned to drown
their sorrows...
294
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,034
pie.
295
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,033
Come tryouts,
296
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,400
I could no longer get
in a three-point stance
297
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:02,867
unless there was
a pie on the floor.
298
00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:05,099
My career was over.
299
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,633
You stole the glory
that should have been mine.
300
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,867
I had a little bit of glory,
yeah, but you had pie.
301
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:12,900
And I haven't eaten
in 19 years.
302
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:17,400
I'd give you that trophy
right now for a piece of pie.
303
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:21,633
So pardon me if I don't
cry for you, Argentina.
304
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,767
But I sell women's shoes,
and I'm married.
305
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:25,900
Oh, yeah?
306
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,600
Well, I'll bet
your mother-in-law
307
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:29,334
doesn't look like this.
308
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,333
No. My mother-in-law
looks like this.
309
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,867
Okay, okay.
310
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,467
Let's talk quality
of life.
311
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,700
Let's talk my best pair
of socks.
312
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:53,433
Nice try, Spare Tire.
313
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,999
But get a gander
at my best socks.
314
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,034
Whoa!
315
00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:04,767
Now...
316
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:07,433
step aside.
317
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,966
'Cause I'm taking that trophy
back where it belongs.
318
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,133
To Polk High.
319
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:14,033
And not for me,
but for the children.
320
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,600
So they can look
at that trophy
321
00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:19,401
and know that they too
can peak at 17.
322
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,434
Gimme my trophy.
323
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:25,467
You want that trophy?
324
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:28,500
Well, here's how
you can get it.
325
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,934
There's the line, Bundy.
326
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:35,633
The only way
you're taking this trophy
327
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:38,700
is by getting past me.
328
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,133
Come on, Bundy.
329
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,334
On the count of three.
330
00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,434
Three.
331
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,434
Let's rock.
332
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,500
Nice run, Bundy.
333
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,133
Nice-- Nice hit,
Spare Tire.
334
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,934
We were two pretty good athletes
back then, weren't we?
335
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,134
Hey, we're still
great athletes!
336
00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:47,900
I'm hurt real bad,
you know.
337
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,468
Me too.
338
00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:53,400
I can't get up.
339
00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:55,434
Me neither.
340
00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:59,267
Sleepy time now?
341
00:22:00,868 --> 00:22:02,667
Oh, yes.
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