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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Uh, no, thanks, boy.
I'm not hungry.
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Feed me,
you big, rumpled shoe salesman.
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Yep. Quite a day,
isn't it, boy?
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Wife in Wanker County,
visitin' the relatives,
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and ol' Dad here waitin'
for his favorite dessert
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in the history of the world.
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Yep, cherry cheesecake
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from the famous
Chuck's Cheese Bowl.
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Can you feel
the excitement, boy?
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Feed me.
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No breakfast for me today.
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I want the first taste
in my mouth
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to be cherry cheesecake.
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Yeah, you wouldn't want
that first taste
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to be toothpaste
or anything.
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Oh, Bud,
I'm goin' to work.
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Listen, uh, there's somethin'
I need you to do,
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but I can't think
of what it is.
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Feed the dog.
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Feed the dog.
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Feed the dog.
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Oh, yeah,
feed the dog.
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Yes!
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You want some food, boy?
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Well, gee,
if you're done
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sifting
through your Playboys.
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Let's just see
what's in this stuff, huh?
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Hm. "Beef byproducts...
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"chicken byproducts...
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corn meal."
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Hey. Hey, stop that!
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Oh, he's getting germs
all over it.
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Oh, now it's ruined.
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Well, you sleep with him,
you might as well eat like him.
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I--
I wasn't eating anything.
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I-- I just thought I--
I heard something.
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Can the malarkey. Share.
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Well, would you look
at this?
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This is a lot better
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than getting gassed
at the pound.
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Listen, Kel,
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I'm going
to play some soccer.
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Oh, uh, Dad told me
to tell you to feed the dog.
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Oh, no,
not the girl!
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What was
I supposed to do?
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I'm dead.
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Let's see.
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I woke up,
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so that's not it.
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I showered,
brushed, dressed,
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came home...
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Well, my job's done.
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I guess it's time
to go to the mall.
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Bye, boy.
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Well, when
the going gets tough,
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the tough drink
outta the toilet.
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♪ I was born in the junkyard ♪
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♪ A child of the streets ♪
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♪ My dinner
Was cats and garbage ♪
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♪ And other tasty treats ♪
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♪ Police chased and caught me ♪
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♪ I was in the pound alone ♪
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♪ The Bundys came and got me ♪
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♪ Didn't even bring a bone ♪
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♪ I'm hungry out here ♪
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♪ I ain't talkin' jive ♪
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♪ I'll eat anything ♪
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♪ Even if it's alive ♪
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♪ Don't want no fax machine ♪
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♪ Got no use for phones ♪
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♪ Don't even want
My belly rubbed ♪
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♪ Just give me
A blood-stained bone ♪
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♪ I'm starvin' out here, mama ♪
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♪ Got no food to call my own ♪
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♪ You better watch
Your wives and children ♪
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♪ I'm out here prowlin'
For a bone ♪
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Hey, the little tramp.
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Hey, I bet
you're hungry.
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No, I just like
kissin' foreign butt.
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How about
some meatball, yes?
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Meatballs?
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Meatballs would
be very nice, sir.
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Do not feed the dog.
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It's the boss. Shh.
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I'm trying to run
Italian restaurant here.
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That's tomorrow's special.
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Oh, well,
there's always
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the soul-food place
up the street
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run by Koreans.
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Whoa, mama!
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Look at the two pair
of legs on this bitch.
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Hey, baby.
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Did you get the message
I left for you
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on the hydrant
down the street?
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Oh, God,
not another jerk.
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Look,
I have no time.
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I'm getting ready
to run into traffic
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and kill myself.
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Whoa, heavy.
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Hey, uh, you wanna give me
a little somethin' first?
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You know, that way you can die
with a wag on your tail.
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I'd rather live.
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Well, aren't you
even gonna ask me
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why I'm gonna
kill myself?
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Uh, with my luck, I get
the one that wants to talk.
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Okay, baby.
What's the problem?
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No one loves me.
I have no family.
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It's tough
out here on the street.
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Uh, yeah, that's too bad.
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Hey, listen,
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uh, you've got a little piece
of lint on your back.
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Want me to get that
for ya? Heh-heh.
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I'd rather give it up
to Garfield.
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Oh, baby, look, uh,
I know what you're thinkin',
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uh, but I'm no street trash.
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I got me a crib
in the 'burbs,
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you know?
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Two bathrooms:
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one in the front yard,
one in the back.
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Come on, check it out.
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Hm, well...
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All right.
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But keep it
holstered, okay?
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Hey, you got it, baby.
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Mmm.
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Must be jelly 'cause jam
don't shake like that.
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Daddy, aren't you gonna eat
your burger?
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No.
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I shall not soil my palate
until my cheesecake has arrived.
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Can Dad's life
be so empty
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that a piece of cheesecake
is this important?
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Is this
your first day here?
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It's my cheesecake!
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What the hell is this?
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Aw, look.
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Buck brought home
a little girlfriend.
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No more of Dad's shoe
for you, huh, big boy?
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No, from now on,
they're both yours.
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Aw, isn't she cute?
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My, God, the girl reeks
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of construction workers
and peroxide.
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It's here! It's here!
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Well,
we're back.
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Yeah,
we got it.
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You wouldn't
believe the trouble--
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Do you know
what hell we went through
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to get you that cheesecake?
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We had to cut
our honeymoon short
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so that we could make
a two-day trek
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through the dark side
of Wisconsin's cheese country.
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Livin' off cheese wine,
nibblin' on cheese bread,
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havin' to make
cheap cheese love.
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And we almost got lost
a thousand times.
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Well, that's why I sent Peg
with you as a guide.
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Yeah, thanks so much for sending
you wife on our honeymoon.
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Without her playing pinochle
with us every night,
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we don't know
what we would have done.
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Well, she's been beggin'
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for a second honeymoon
for years,
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so I figured,
better you than me.
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Kids...
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...here we go.
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Yeow! Ugh.
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Jeez, there must be
a dead man in there.
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Ah, boy, you know there's
no mistakin' real cheese.
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And, you know, pumpkin,
they age this cheese six months.
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Where,
in the belly of a bear?
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Ugh.
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Let's do it.
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I'm going in.
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This is a horrible hoax!
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This isn't an authentic Chuck's
Cheese Bowl cherry cheesecake!
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You went
to the wrong place!
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I don't think there are
a lot of Chuck's Cheese Bowls
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in Tanoose, Wisconsin.
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Just a belch and a holler
from Wanker County.
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Where we met
so many nice people
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who said wise things like,
"I gots my own teeth."
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Yeah, and, uh,
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"I'll trade you my sister
for your Bic lighter."
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Ah, yes, we had
such a great time.
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We must show you
the slides
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of me getting fondled
at the gas station
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by something that
was half-man, half-owl.
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Dad, they met
Cousin Hooty.
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Well, anyway.
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We saved the receipt
so you could repay us.
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All right, I got the money
out in the car.
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Good.
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Thirty-four, ninety-five?
Right.
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We'll make it a nice even $35
for your trouble.
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Okay. Thanks a lot.
That would be good--
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Like I'd really pay
for the wrong cheesecake.
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Or the right one.
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Man, I'm starving to death.
Where's my burger?
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Hey, babe, I told you
I'd take care of you.
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Now, how about sharin'
some of that burger
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with your sugar doggie?
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I would,
but he's in Mexico.
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Come on, let's go play
with the new dog.
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Did anybody
feed Buck?
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Who's Buck?
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You dirty son of a...
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Come here, Buck.
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Wrong cheesecake.
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All I want out of life
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is a rancid piece
of Chuck's Cheese Bowl
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famous cherry cheesecake.
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Can't even get it.
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I'm so depressed.
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Why can't my life be
as good as yours, boy?
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Ugh, take a shower.
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Well, if this
is Chuck's Cheese Bowl,
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you should know
what his name is.
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He was your chef
for 24 years.
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No, I'm not the IRS.
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Chitty Chitty Cheese Bang.
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In Wisconsin.
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Thanks.
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I don't care if he was
a war criminal.
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You had no right
to let him go.
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Well, he made the best cherry
cheesecake in the free world.
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Just tell me
where he went.
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Hans?
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Oh, it's you, Peg.
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Yeah, you miss me?
Yeah, who cares?
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I'm busy, all right?
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Listen,
you French moron!
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We saved your cowardly
wine-soaked behinds
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in the war!
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In all the wars!
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Every stinkin' war
you ever been in!
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Now you tell me where you're
hidin' Hans before I-- !
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Hello?
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They really are rude
to Americans!
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Thank you.
Thank you! Thank you!
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Kelly. Kelly.
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I did it. I did it.
I found my cheesecake.
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You were doubting me,
but I was right.
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There was something wrong
with that cheesecake.
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See, it was the right place,
but the wrong chef.
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The chef that made
my cherry cheesecake
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left Chuck's Cheese Bowl.
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Daddy, you're
spitting on me.
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You can't me you're not proud
of your old dad.
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'Cause I trailed Hans
all over Europe
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till I finally found him
in Germany.
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See, he had gone there
to die,
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but he promised to ship me
one of his cheesecakes
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if I saved it as a testimonial
to his greatness,
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and I agreed, but...
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I'm really gonna eat it!
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Hey, guys.
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Watch.
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This dog can do tricks.
256
00:14:16,868 --> 00:14:18,400
Sit.
257
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:20,700
Foot.
258
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,234
Speak.
259
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:24,700
Hey.
260
00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:25,966
Hey, I can do
all that stuff.
261
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,033
Ask me somethin'.
Go ahead, ask me.
262
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,834
Buck, somersault.
263
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,834
Say what?
264
00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:36,633
Gee, why don't you just
ask me to drive a car?
265
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,233
Hey, you want a paw?
I can do that.
266
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:40,733
Look. Here.
Here's my paw.
267
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:42,334
Look how stupid
Buck is.
268
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,467
You know, kids, we, uh,
269
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,667
really can't afford
to keep two dogs.
270
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:50,400
Gee, I wonder
which one gets to stay.
271
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:52,867
Aw, she's so pretty.
Aw, isn't she pretty?
272
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:53,867
Hey,
273
00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:55,600
anybody want a paw?
274
00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:56,700
A paw?
275
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:59,600
You know, a paw?
276
00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,567
Hey, where's
my slipper?
277
00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:10,233
Where's my Game Boy?
278
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:11,633
I don't know.
279
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:15,001
I can't find my CD
or my best bra.
280
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,300
There it is.
Buck.
281
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:33,633
Huh? Huh? What? What, what?
282
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,966
That's my slipper.
283
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,133
Bad boy.
284
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,133
Wait a minute.
285
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:40,266
I was dreaming
about a roast.
286
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,733
Now, somebody set me up.
287
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,633
Who could have done this?
288
00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:51,433
Buck, would you like
to come back in now?
289
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,300
And what have we learned?
290
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,700
Th-th-that when you're
frozen solid,
291
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:58,468
you really don't think
about sex that much.
292
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,900
Okay,
you can come back in.
293
00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:03,900
Come on.
294
00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:05,700
Come.
295
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,366
Are you hungry, boy?
296
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,200
Yeah, it's a holdover
from a couple days ago.
297
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:13,600
I'll get you
some food.
298
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,800
Is it possible
God's a cat?
299
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:25,234
Cherry cheesecake
for Herr Bundy.
300
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:30,001
Well, I'm a Bundy,
and I'm here.
301
00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,333
I'm--
A little bit of French humor.
302
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,567
I'll take it.
Yeah.
303
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,300
Uh, I'm Hans the chef.
304
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:37,533
I wanted
to deliver this myself
305
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,999
so I might
meet the man
306
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,900
who loved
my cheesecake so much.
307
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,200
I'm sorry,
but you missed him.
308
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,700
He would've loved
to have meet you.
309
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:46,468
It's very cold out--
310
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,767
Ugh, one of Dad's
socks get free?
311
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,066
Ugh, I wish.
312
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,500
It's Dad's cheesecake.
313
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,033
I had to chase some sissy mary
in short pants
314
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,500
off our front lawn.
315
00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,800
He was babblin' at me,
callin' me "Hair."
316
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,200
So I--
317
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:12,700
I turned the hose on him.
318
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,567
With the wind chill factor,
319
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,767
he shouldn't make it
to the corner.
320
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,533
What's that I smell?
321
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:23,468
It's here.
322
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:29,333
I must open it
and let it breathe.
323
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:31,101
Yikes!
Yikes!
324
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,700
This is what memories
are made of.
325
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,300
I must fetch
my cheese goggles.
326
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:40,333
Now, you two
may admire it,
327
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:42,099
but don't touch it.
328
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:46,633
This cheese means more to me
than both of your lives.
329
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,767
Well, once again,
Dad has gone
330
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:55,366
where no cartoon character
has dared to go.
331
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400
Yeah, but he hasn't been
this happy
332
00:17:57,434 --> 00:18:01,033
since Charmin started coming
in an eight-pack.
333
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,834
Well, we better
get out of here.
334
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,834
Once Dad cuts
into that cheese,
335
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:08,966
neither of us will be
able to have children.
336
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,767
Aw, I didn't know you
and your pillow
337
00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,134
were planning
a family.
338
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,233
Hey.
339
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,500
Hey, look
at that snowman
340
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,834
in front
of the Henderson house.
341
00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:27,166
Looks like
a guy in shorts
342
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,066
givin' our house
the bird.
343
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,667
Wonder
how they did that.
344
00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:35,066
A nice nap.
345
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,266
Gee, that bed
was comfortable.
346
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,533
Hey,
you still here?
347
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:41,033
Heh, yeah,
but not for long.
348
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,433
The big dumb Bundy
went upstairs
349
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,999
to get my leash.
350
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,733
And I think he's takin' me
to the pound.
351
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,999
Aw, the pound isn't so bad.
352
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:50,066
Somebody'll take you home.
353
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,333
I hear there's a big demand
for 9-year-old dogs
354
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:56,368
who couldn't sit
if they had no front legs.
355
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,133
No doubt about it.
356
00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,767
It's you they love.
357
00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:01,433
They even got
that cheesecake
358
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,700
over there on the table
for you.
359
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,700
I was hoping you'd
let me have a bite,
360
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,966
sort of a last meal.
361
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,567
Hm, I'll tell you what.
362
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:11,400
You did me a favor
by bringing me here,
363
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:13,099
so I guess
I can do you one.
364
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,967
You can watch me eat it.
365
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:26,301
What do you want,
ya dumb-- ?
366
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,033
Hi, Daddy.
367
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,700
So now what?
Rub me, wash me, walk me, what?
368
00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:36,867
Daddy?
369
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:38,834
Well, I've tried
to track down Hans,
370
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:42,333
but nobody seems to know
where he is.
371
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,433
Jeez, I'm starving.
372
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:47,200
Nothin' in this house to eat,
not even dog food.
373
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,867
If I had a gun
and a thumb,
374
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,468
you'd be dead.
375
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,233
Oh, tramp. No more.
376
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:58,733
The boss will be mad.
377
00:19:58,767 --> 00:19:59,934
Okay.
378
00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:03,267
But this is
the last piece.
379
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:18,099
We have nothing. Go away!
380
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,500
And they keep saying
there's no recession.
381
00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:25,733
Oh, no,
it's you, huh?
382
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,767
Gee, sorry I didn't
get a chance to say goodbye,
383
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,366
but sound doesn't
really travel well
384
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,267
as high up
as you got tossed.
385
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,767
Yeah,
I had it coming.
386
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,500
Well, I'm here
to apologize.
387
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,733
I should have known
you were smarter than me.
388
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,300
After all,
you're a male dog.
389
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:43,300
Yeah.
390
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:46,099
You got that right.
391
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,433
You know, I could have done
those tricks too.
392
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:51,667
I just think
they're...demeaning.
393
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,900
I see that now.
394
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,834
I can't stand
that I hurt you.
395
00:20:55,868 --> 00:20:59,066
The only honorable thing to do
is to end it all.
396
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,834
If you think
of me at all,
397
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:04,333
know that I loved you
just a little.
398
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,333
Arrivederci,
mon amour.
399
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,500
Ohhh, wait.
400
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,533
Come home with me.
I'll sneak ya in.
401
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,667
I'll find you some food too.
402
00:21:12,701 --> 00:21:15,266
But this time,
as soon as you eat,
403
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,167
I get some heat.
404
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,234
You're the boss.
405
00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:24,567
Damn right.
406
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,334
I'm the male dog.
407
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:39,066
♪ Woman makes you stupid ♪
408
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,233
♪ Every man's a hound ♪
409
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,600
♪ She say
Her love's an ocean ♪
410
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,934
♪ Then she pulls you in
To drown ♪
411
00:21:45,968 --> 00:21:48,166
♪ Woman makes you stupid ♪
412
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,400
♪ Always playin'
With your head ♪
413
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,366
♪ Next time
You'll be smilin' ♪
414
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,633
♪ Is the day
You wake up dead ♪
415
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:06,366
♪ Woman makes you stupid ♪
416
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,700
♪ When she show
A little tail ♪
417
00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:10,066
♪ I don't know why
We need 'em ♪
418
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,133
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
419
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,900
♪ A coffin needs a nail ♪
420
00:22:40,534 --> 00:22:42,800
♪ Woman makes you stupid ♪
421
00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:44,934
♪ When she show
A little tail ♪
422
00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:46,467
♪ I don't know why
We need 'em ♪
423
00:22:46,501 --> 00:22:47,500
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
424
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,368
♪ A coffin needs a nail ♪
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