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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,059 --> 00:00:08,067 OUR HUSBANDS 2 00:00:27,901 --> 00:00:30,909 Roberta's husband 3 00:00:36,673 --> 00:00:40,047 - Sir, I'm going to the mass. - Good, go to the mass. 4 00:00:43,618 --> 00:00:46,758 - I brought the eggs. - Dear Brigerio! Take them inside. 5 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:51,023 - How's the lady, Mr. Giovanni? - Better. She's still at her mother's. 6 00:00:51,143 --> 00:00:54,901 She'll be back in a couple of days. - Good. I'm glad about it. 7 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,654 directed by 8 00:01:35,772 --> 00:01:39,805 - Excuse me. Where's the clinic's entrance? - There, on the left. 9 00:01:45,251 --> 00:01:48,771 - Madam. Did they bring a lady here... - Go downstairs. 10 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:52,412 Sister! Did they bring a young lady in ambulance? 11 00:01:52,532 --> 00:01:56,689 Yes, Mrs. Roberta. She's in my unit. Six professors are examining her. 12 00:01:56,809 --> 00:02:00,922 - They're passionate. - What do they say? - They're not done yet. Come! 13 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:04,701 They say it's a unique case. They're so happy. Here's the professor. 14 00:02:04,821 --> 00:02:08,304 - Professor. The husband of No.34. - I'm the husband of No.34. 15 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:11,463 - Good morning. I'd like to know... - Let's go in my office. 16 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:13,319 - In your office? - Yes. 17 00:02:17,507 --> 00:02:19,201 - After you. - Thanks. 18 00:02:22,391 --> 00:02:23,480 Cigarette? 19 00:02:23,888 --> 00:02:25,853 I don't smoke, Professor. 20 00:02:26,726 --> 00:02:28,832 We carefully examined your wife. 21 00:02:28,952 --> 00:02:33,383 Before completing our report, we need to ask you some psychological questions. 22 00:02:33,745 --> 00:02:35,215 Tell me, Professor. 23 00:02:36,119 --> 00:02:38,080 Where did you meet your wife? 24 00:02:38,372 --> 00:02:40,096 At the parish theater. 25 00:02:40,443 --> 00:02:43,755 Father Costantino had staged a play with young girls. 26 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,341 They were his pupils. 27 00:02:45,461 --> 00:02:46,721 Wellborn. 28 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:53,732 The sun has already set and the first stars are shining in the sky. 29 00:02:54,962 --> 00:02:56,161 The moon, too. 30 00:02:56,614 --> 00:02:58,705 And I still don't hear his footsteps. 31 00:02:58,825 --> 00:03:01,113 Father Costantino had been my teacher. 32 00:03:01,395 --> 00:03:04,904 He took me to the theater. In truth, I was getting bored. 33 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:09,630 I keep my ears open to no avail. My love won't be coming. 34 00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:33,238 Where is my love? I walked for three days and three nights. 35 00:03:33,483 --> 00:03:36,988 I even faced death to arrive at this appointment. 36 00:03:39,966 --> 00:03:41,327 Don Costantino? 37 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:44,879 - But he's a young man, not a girl. - You fell for it! 38 00:03:44,999 --> 00:03:48,314 - What? Is she a girl? - She's my pupil. 39 00:03:49,165 --> 00:03:51,820 - I'm glad. Thank goodness! - Why? 40 00:03:52,401 --> 00:03:56,105 Because I felt very captivated since the first moment I saw her. 41 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,429 No, she doesn't love me. 42 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:02,473 - Are you sure it's a girl? - Cut it out. 43 00:04:02,593 --> 00:04:04,586 She's my pupil, Roberta. 44 00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:09,268 She'll never know. 45 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:11,296 And yet I love her. 46 00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:13,262 She's beautiful! 47 00:04:13,895 --> 00:04:15,512 How beautiful she is! 48 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:17,190 Graceful. 49 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,945 I like her so much. 50 00:04:20,214 --> 00:04:24,364 - I'm glad you like her. - Don Costantino, do you think she's right for me? 51 00:04:24,659 --> 00:04:26,624 Well, I really think she is. 52 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,585 In the East, where I used to live for many years, 53 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:34,379 the woman is a lamina, while man is a pillar. 54 00:04:35,063 --> 00:04:39,053 Here in the West, man and woman are both pillars. 55 00:04:42,144 --> 00:04:45,039 Don Costantino, I want her to be my fianc�e! 56 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,796 So, we got engaged with the help of Don Costantino. 57 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:55,270 I was happy. I intended to give her a jewel as gift. 58 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:57,135 I'd like something else. 59 00:04:57,409 --> 00:05:00,808 But I'd like to give you something precious, wonderful and beautiful. 60 00:05:00,928 --> 00:05:03,071 A diamond, a sapphire, a ruby... 61 00:05:03,419 --> 00:05:05,091 Thanks darling, but... 62 00:05:05,211 --> 00:05:07,774 - I really don't like jewels. - What'd you want? 63 00:05:07,894 --> 00:05:10,024 I want a Moto Guzzi 250. 64 00:05:10,858 --> 00:05:13,083 - A Moto Guzzi? - Yes, right. 65 00:05:13,711 --> 00:05:15,569 - A motorcycle? - Yes. 66 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,475 Very interesting. Tell me... 67 00:05:20,595 --> 00:05:25,249 Did you have intimate relationship with your fianc�e during the engagement? 68 00:05:27,381 --> 00:05:28,670 Intimate? 69 00:05:29,398 --> 00:05:32,377 It was against my principles. What are you saying? 70 00:05:32,497 --> 00:05:34,803 I'm saying that you didn't know her! 71 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,813 I didn't know her? 72 00:05:37,411 --> 00:05:39,143 Not in a biblical sense. 73 00:05:39,263 --> 00:05:42,465 I suppose you led her to the altar with all her purity. 74 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:44,148 Of course, Professor. 75 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,709 We got married after a year. 76 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:49,426 We went to Venice for our honeymoon. 77 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:57,492 There they are! 78 00:06:01,157 --> 00:06:02,896 Congratulations! 79 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,510 Hi mom. 80 00:06:07,015 --> 00:06:10,328 - Roberta, are you happy? - Yes, mom. Very happy. 81 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:12,271 Hi aunt. 82 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:16,673 - Hi. How do you do? - Fine. 83 00:06:17,224 --> 00:06:19,725 - Here are the flowers. - Beautiful. - Congratulations! 84 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:22,399 - Thanks everyone for coming. - Roberta, my dear. 85 00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:24,579 Did you watch Inter? 2-0 away. 86 00:06:24,699 --> 00:06:27,849 - Not the moment to talk about sport. Where's your husband? - Who? 87 00:06:27,969 --> 00:06:30,052 - Your husband. - There he is. 88 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:34,103 Thank you very much, my friends! 89 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:38,280 It was so kind of you all to come at the station. 90 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,876 - How was the trip? - Wonderful. Thank you. 91 00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:43,832 Father Costantino. 92 00:06:44,406 --> 00:06:47,294 Thank you so much for coming at the station. 93 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,242 - Very honored of your presence. - Don't mention it. 94 00:06:50,362 --> 00:06:53,512 - Tell me, how was your honeymoon? - Wonderful, Father. 95 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,582 What are those plasters? 96 00:06:55,702 --> 00:06:59,574 - The pigeons at St Mark's Square: they caught me. - Have they become hawks?! 97 00:06:59,694 --> 00:07:02,122 - I have to talk to you. - Certainly. 98 00:07:02,242 --> 00:07:04,610 - You met your mother-in-law?! - No. - Go! 99 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:07,715 I'm sorry, madam. I hardly saw you in this chaos. 100 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,351 Giovanni, tell me the truth. Are you happy? 101 00:07:13,471 --> 00:07:15,818 Completely happy, madam. Dear aunt. 102 00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:19,600 Holy god! I gave you an electric shaver. Trim your mustache when in public. 103 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,497 - You better mind your own business. - Worse for you. 104 00:07:22,617 --> 00:07:24,945 - Did you take many pictures? - Yes, Father. 105 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:28,139 Colored. 6 rolls of film. I'll show them to you. 106 00:08:00,149 --> 00:08:02,430 - Sir, you're back. - Rosetta. 107 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:06,966 Congratulations! May you be blessed with a baby boy! My regards, madam. 108 00:08:07,648 --> 00:08:11,027 - Thank you. - Goodbye. - Congratulations to the newlyweds. 109 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:12,690 Congratulations! 110 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,955 Hold the bride in your arms! 111 00:08:16,368 --> 00:08:17,955 Bye. See you soon! 112 00:08:18,075 --> 00:08:19,641 What a nice couple! 113 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:23,531 Damn it! Why did you hold me in your arms?! 114 00:08:23,651 --> 00:08:25,079 You're a stupid! 115 00:08:27,482 --> 00:08:29,485 - Push it. - You pull it! 116 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:33,267 - Perhaps your foot grew. - Pull it! 117 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,771 I'm pulling it. Can't you wear shoes? 118 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,779 Why? I prefer boots. 119 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:41,457 Sir, where should I put the suitcases? 120 00:08:41,577 --> 00:08:45,182 The leather suitcase in my husband's room. The other two in my room. 121 00:08:45,302 --> 00:08:48,229 - Won't you sleep together? - No. We'll sleep apart. 122 00:08:48,349 --> 00:08:50,611 - Apart? - What's strange about it? 123 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,357 - That's how it is nowadays. - I didn't know. 124 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:55,791 Why should you?! Nowadays couples sleep apart. 125 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,667 They meet if they want to. Mind your own business. 126 00:08:58,787 --> 00:09:00,824 I just asked about the suitcases. 127 00:09:03,562 --> 00:09:04,709 Sweetheart. 128 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:07,186 I'm going out. - Where are you going? 129 00:09:07,576 --> 00:09:10,011 Don Costantino wants to have a talk. 130 00:09:16,628 --> 00:09:18,748 The honeymoon was marvelous. 131 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:22,438 If you knew how happy, cheerful, and carefree she was. 132 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,986 And so pretty. 133 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:28,277 The trouble started when we arrived in Venice. 134 00:09:28,397 --> 00:09:29,720 What trouble? 135 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,814 - I'm speaking openly, as in confession. - Sure, my son. What happened? 136 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:37,792 - What happened?! - Yes. What happened? 137 00:09:40,803 --> 00:09:43,201 - Nothing. - Nothing? How come? 138 00:09:45,341 --> 00:09:46,841 Don't you get it? 139 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,880 She didn't want to sleep with me. 140 00:09:52,811 --> 00:09:54,152 She looked insane. 141 00:09:54,272 --> 00:09:56,643 She said: "I don't want you to trample my dignity. 142 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,261 You're evil. I don't want to be subordinated to you." 143 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,488 How do you explain it, Father? 144 00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:06,116 Man and woman are not the same. 145 00:10:06,993 --> 00:10:10,455 Listen, Giovanni. You should know that women have evolved. 146 00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:12,483 Woman are not like in past centuries. 147 00:10:12,603 --> 00:10:15,645 They seek independence, self-affirmation, and above all, 148 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:17,962 she doesn't want to be subordinated. 149 00:10:18,082 --> 00:10:22,164 - What does "be subordinated" mean? - It means "be sub-ordinated". 150 00:10:22,437 --> 00:10:26,718 Look, when your wife refuses, she incarnates the spirit of rebellion 151 00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:31,116 nourished for centuries, because they were always subordinated. 152 00:10:31,236 --> 00:10:33,814 In every aspect of life. 153 00:10:34,576 --> 00:10:36,995 You're well-spoken, but I don't get it. 154 00:10:37,115 --> 00:10:40,124 You never understood at school and made it hard for me. 155 00:10:40,244 --> 00:10:43,995 Roberta is a strong and tenacious girl, with a great temper. 156 00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:46,436 You should be tactful and patient. 157 00:10:46,556 --> 00:10:50,016 - She keeps the bedroom door closed. - You should be patient! 158 00:10:50,278 --> 00:10:53,774 Everything should be graceful. It should look like a game. 159 00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:56,608 Like the swallows up the sky. 160 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:58,989 Yes, the swallows. Easy to say. 161 00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:02,636 - You don't want to understand. - No, Father, I want to. 162 00:11:02,756 --> 00:11:05,918 - It'll be hard for me, but I'll do as you say. - Hey, kids! 163 00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:08,608 - What are you doing? - Goodbye Don Costantino. - Bye. 164 00:11:08,728 --> 00:11:10,895 Let's stop it now! 165 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:13,926 Come on! 166 00:11:14,046 --> 00:11:15,603 Come on, you scoundrel. 167 00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:18,897 Pass the ball to the unmarked player. 168 00:11:19,017 --> 00:11:22,159 - He kicked his leg! - The scoundrel. 169 00:11:22,494 --> 00:11:26,628 - Penalty! See, it was a penalty. - Yes, sure. 170 00:11:29,211 --> 00:11:32,068 One minute to go. We win if he scores. 171 00:11:32,188 --> 00:11:34,869 - Better. So we can go to sleep. - What? 172 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:36,896 What? 173 00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:39,781 - Why? Can't we? - Give me a cigarette. 174 00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:45,013 After moments of frenzy, the crowd is quiet. 100.000 fans keep silence. 175 00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:48,259 Mazzola from the spot. Goal! 176 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:52,013 - Goal! We won! - Are you happy? 177 00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:55,459 - My love... - No... 178 00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:58,105 No, Giovanni! What are you doing? 179 00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:00,010 What am I doing?! I'm playing. 180 00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:03,034 - Stop it. I don't want to. - A game... like the swallows. 181 00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:05,423 - The swallows what? - Subordinate. 182 00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:07,401 I'll make you subordinate. 183 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:08,704 Stop it! 184 00:12:09,114 --> 00:12:12,495 - Don't move. I'll block you! - Sir! What's going on? 185 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,652 - What're you doing? Japanese wrestling? - She's good at Judo. 186 00:12:17,108 --> 00:12:19,603 - Stop the game. - Sir, you need help? 187 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,722 - Shut up. We're playing. - But it's a dangerous one. 188 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,821 - Mind your own business. - Ha ha, dangerous! 189 00:12:25,941 --> 00:12:29,312 It's a game between lovers. We're two little birds. 190 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,291 - Leave me! - You're my swallow. 191 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,692 The match ended. Good night. 192 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:40,016 - Baby, leave the door open, I'll greet you later. - Don't start again. 193 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:42,215 Good night, madam. Sleep well. 194 00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:43,736 To bed! 195 00:12:44,438 --> 00:12:45,710 Right away. 196 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,591 Darling, leave the door open. I'll come and greet you later. 197 00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:55,520 The mister is having fun, huh? With the young, pretty wife... 198 00:12:56,549 --> 00:12:59,088 - Sir! Can I say something? - Yes, please. 199 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,812 She's bad-tempered. 200 00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:04,407 I didn't ask for your opinion. Shut up! Not your business. 201 00:13:05,874 --> 00:13:07,893 Sir, she locked the door! 202 00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,976 How many times should I repeat? You're a servant here. 203 00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:14,411 Whatever happens here it should be out of your concern! 204 00:13:15,756 --> 00:13:19,252 - Also, don't tell people about me. - I don't say a word. 205 00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:21,161 - Yes, you do it. - No. 206 00:13:21,281 --> 00:13:23,467 She's tenacious... strong... 207 00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:26,747 A great temperament. 208 00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:29,664 I have to be patient. 209 00:13:30,156 --> 00:13:34,048 - Sir, I'm here if you need anything. Just call me. - Yes, I will. 210 00:13:36,212 --> 00:13:38,540 (# I'm going to Calcutta #) 211 00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:40,644 (# Then I'm going to Peru #) 212 00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:45,357 - # Then I'm going to Peru #. (# Darling, I won't be back home again #) 213 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:50,433 (# You live in the museums, I love the Luna Parks #) 214 00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:55,070 (# While you're reading Shakespeare, I dream of New York #) 215 00:13:55,372 --> 00:13:59,794 (# One can't drink with you, You can't stand the smoke #) 216 00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:02,921 (# That's why I chose my freedom #) 217 00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:12,219 Look at that face, you bastard! You hardly stand up. 218 00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,735 - Are you joking? - What're you doing at night? 219 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,708 What're you doing all night? 220 00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:18,082 Go away. 221 00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:27,279 Here's the plastic stand which displays the products of the local artisans. 222 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:32,496 - And after the exhibition? - Then, we plan to use the platform to build the school. 223 00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:37,046 - Good. Are you doing the calculations? - If you don't have any objection. 224 00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:43,260 Who are these raving mad? Aren't there any speed limits? 225 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,915 Sir, I seize the opportunity to tell you that I've prepared 226 00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:48,130 a plan for the noise control. We'll stop it... 227 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,627 - Isn't she your wife? - Is she? 228 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:56,363 Your wife? Riding a motorcycle? 229 00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:58,798 She's still a little girl, sir. 230 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:29,956 Hi Giovanni. 231 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:34,105 - What is it? Are you angry? - No. 232 00:15:34,928 --> 00:15:38,818 I've been waiting you for 3 hours. But, I keep calm. 233 00:15:39,644 --> 00:15:42,035 I'd like have a quiet word with you. 234 00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:44,593 - Take that tracksuit off! - We can talk the same. 235 00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:47,160 No, I don't like to see you dressed like a man. 236 00:15:47,428 --> 00:15:50,336 - Why? Don't you like me? - No, I don't like you. 237 00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:52,832 I was dressed as a lieutenant when you first saw me. 238 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,437 Yes, in fact you looked great dressed as lieutenant... with a mustache. 239 00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:59,474 But you're my wife now. You should dress like a lady. 240 00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:02,461 Don't ride the motorcycle! Don't wear that tracksuit! 241 00:16:02,581 --> 00:16:05,146 I'm a city hall employee and I don't do that. 242 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,885 I'd be ashamed as a man. Let alone a woman. 243 00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:11,056 Why are you starting with these distinctions? 244 00:16:11,432 --> 00:16:15,703 Because there are some distinctions between a man and a woman, my darling. 245 00:16:16,194 --> 00:16:20,503 Well, when we got married you promised me equal rights and freedom. 246 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:26,078 I don't deny equality. But I want you to remain a woman and preserve your femininity. 247 00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:30,030 No darling, forget about it. I don't feel like a woman at all. 248 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:33,189 - What do you feel like? - I feel like a man. 249 00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:35,884 Roberta, stop it! You're hurting me. 250 00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:37,608 Why talk like this? 251 00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:41,048 See, you agree only in words with the equality of rights. 252 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,882 While in real life, you start feeling bad. 253 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,882 Roberta, I love you! 254 00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:50,222 I want you. You're my wife. I only want you to be mine. 255 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,590 Don't start it again! I'm neither yours, nor anyone else's. 256 00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:59,716 - Leave me. - No, you're my wife. I have all my rights over you. 257 00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,852 - Don't touch me! - Beauty. 258 00:17:01,972 --> 00:17:04,252 I won't let you. Even if I force you. 259 00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:06,056 - Really? - O god! 260 00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:12,662 - What're you doing? - You'll see. 261 00:17:12,942 --> 00:17:15,597 - You're calling mom, huh? - Hello? 262 00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:19,738 - Hello, police? - Chief Zannone here. 263 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,998 - The chief? - I'm Mrs. Lo Verso. 264 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:27,081 - My husband is using violence. - What? - Yes, he twisted my arm. 265 00:17:27,201 --> 00:17:29,217 - Did he hurt you? - No, I defended myself. 266 00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:31,702 - Help from the police?! - I fear my husband. 267 00:17:31,822 --> 00:17:34,213 He's forcing me to do what I don't want to. 268 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,978 - Let me talk to your husband. - Yes Sir, talk to him. 269 00:17:38,446 --> 00:17:40,561 Fine. I'll pass him to you. 270 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,207 Come. The chief wants to have a talk. 271 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:45,948 - With me? - Right. You can't use violence. 272 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,786 What a shame talking about our affairs! 273 00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,705 Look where we are now! 274 00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:55,348 - Hello chief. Good evening. - Mr. Lo Verso, what's happening? 275 00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:59,809 Nothing. It's about my wife. I'm at my home, not harassing anyone. 276 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:03,342 It's not about harassing. But, you can't assault and force a woman... 277 00:18:03,462 --> 00:18:06,592 We're talking about my wife. We're married for 2 months. 278 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,022 Disgrace! 279 00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:13,282 You can't use violence, twist her arm or make her do what she doesn't want to. 280 00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:17,572 - Then, you tell me what to do. - What could I tell you?! 281 00:18:17,815 --> 00:18:22,173 Be patient for tonight. Have a cold shower and go for walk. 282 00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:25,537 - Otherwise, I'll take measures. - Take measures? 283 00:18:25,657 --> 00:18:29,335 Fine, chief. Please keep it secret. Good evening and thanks! 284 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,491 See? Did you hear him? 285 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,357 Are you happy? 286 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:36,348 # I'm going to Calcutta # 287 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:38,408 Am I happy?! 288 00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:42,773 I understand. 289 00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:43,821 Yes. 290 00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,551 Everything's clear. 291 00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:49,009 - What Professor? - Be patient for a few minutes. 292 00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:53,922 So, your wife showed a stronger character after the wedding. 293 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:58,961 Manly, I'd say. She rebelled against your desire to know her in a biblical sense. 294 00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:01,236 That's right Professor. Crazy thing. 295 00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:04,224 I got crazy, too. I was nervous and couldn't sleep. 296 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,898 An obsession that kept me from working. 297 00:19:07,449 --> 00:19:10,454 You're distracted. You're making such a mess. 298 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,395 You're making a mess in the regulatory plan. 299 00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,773 It's obvious. You're exhausted! 300 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,806 What do you do at night? Don't you sleep? 301 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,990 I'm married since 2 months. 302 00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:26,281 Come on! We've been young bridegrooms, too. But we didn't behave like this. 303 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:30,938 Listen. I'm very sorry, but I can't confirm you in your job. 304 00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:40,481 - What does it mean? Am I fired? - Exactly. 305 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,194 Sir, I am starting family. 306 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:47,240 The family will be in trouble if I don't work. 307 00:19:52,094 --> 00:19:55,281 You're right. But I've been a devoted employee for years. 308 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,762 There she is. 309 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,862 - Roberta. - What is it? 310 00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:04,404 I got fired. 311 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,824 Really? 312 00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:07,414 Why are you so sad? 313 00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,285 Don't you understand? I'm unemployed now. 314 00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:13,818 Don't worry about it. You got fired. We'll manage it. 315 00:20:13,938 --> 00:20:14,868 How? 316 00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:19,493 - Do you remember when I told you about that job as wine agent? - Wine? 317 00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:24,316 - I can do that. I like it. - But I don't. I don't want my wife to work. 318 00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:27,958 I know. In fact, I renounced it. But now I have to accept it. 319 00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:32,025 - I'm so happy. I feel useful at last. Hold the basket. - Yes. 320 00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:37,331 No, no! You work while I stay! It'd be useless. How much do they offer you? 321 00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:40,445 Enough for the two of us. We'll start saving. 322 00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:42,017 We'll fire the waitress. 323 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:46,312 But... Who's going to take care of me if you work? Who'll keep the house tidy? 324 00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:49,158 Who will do the shopping? Who will cook? 325 00:21:12,157 --> 00:21:13,947 Giovanni! 326 00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:30,123 Here you are. 327 00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:31,712 Roberta! 328 00:21:32,497 --> 00:21:36,522 - Darling, it's 9:30 pm. - Well, okay. I got late. 329 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:38,797 Nice smell. 330 00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:42,111 Grab a seat. 331 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,975 I'm coming. 332 00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:49,284 You'll like it. 333 00:21:49,404 --> 00:21:51,157 Darling. My pretty love. 334 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,806 Please give me a call whenever you are late. 335 00:21:53,926 --> 00:21:55,767 You knew I'd cook a soup. 336 00:21:55,887 --> 00:21:58,210 I put pasta in it and it gets overcooked. 337 00:21:58,330 --> 00:22:01,100 I also put some peas. You'll like it. 338 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,687 How can you talk about peas and pasta?! I drove 150 miles. 339 00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:06,403 Okay, my darling. 340 00:22:06,523 --> 00:22:09,396 - The job's going fine at least. - Yes, but I'm at home. 341 00:22:09,516 --> 00:22:11,985 And I get worried. Give me a phone call. 342 00:22:12,105 --> 00:22:15,444 Then you don't find it ready and start screaming. 343 00:22:15,564 --> 00:22:19,010 - It's got no taste. - You like pepper, right? - Where's the cheese? 344 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,649 - I'm going. I'll grate it. - Everything's missing here. 345 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:34,039 (# I'm going to Calcutta, with the 3 o'clock flight #) 346 00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:38,934 # You stay with your books and without me # 347 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:52,560 (# Around the world, I'll feast in night clubs #) 348 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:57,397 (# Nights will pass by dancing the cha-cha-ch� #) 349 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,083 (# I'll go with new friends to Cuba and New Orleans #) 350 00:23:02,203 --> 00:23:06,958 (# I'll have motorcycles and long blue jeans #) 351 00:23:07,078 --> 00:23:11,777 (# You can't drink with you, you can't stand smoke #) 352 00:23:11,897 --> 00:23:16,181 (# That's why I chose my freedom #) 353 00:23:16,615 --> 00:23:21,106 (# I'm going to Calcutta, with the 3 o'clock flight #) 354 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:25,302 - Roberta, open it darling. - What do you want? Why insist? 355 00:23:25,619 --> 00:23:27,796 Because I love you, darling. 356 00:23:28,204 --> 00:23:29,973 Because I'm your husband. 357 00:23:30,306 --> 00:23:32,649 Because I have the right to enter. 358 00:23:32,769 --> 00:23:35,461 Come on, don't start it again. I'm so tired. 359 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,802 - I have to get up early tomorrow. - Roberta, open it. 360 00:23:39,226 --> 00:23:41,251 It's better you open it. 361 00:23:41,508 --> 00:23:43,789 Otherwise I'll smash everything up! 362 00:23:46,573 --> 00:23:47,466 No! 363 00:23:48,401 --> 00:23:50,116 I broke the bone. 364 00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:55,192 Dear son-in-law, you behaved indecently. Shame on you! 365 00:23:55,312 --> 00:23:59,085 You can't do such things! Assaulting a young woman while she's sleeping! 366 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,617 I wanted to enter the room. I broke my arm. 367 00:24:01,737 --> 00:24:06,002 - I'm her husband. I do have some rights over her. - What rights are you talking about?! 368 00:24:06,122 --> 00:24:09,592 - It's her that works and earns the money. - She asked me to. 369 00:24:09,712 --> 00:24:13,206 No way! You got fired. Why do you complain? 370 00:24:13,681 --> 00:24:17,190 Roberta is the ideal wife. She even renounced the waitress. 371 00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:21,593 Well, I take care of the house. You think it's easy doing the housework? 372 00:24:21,713 --> 00:24:24,654 I get up early and start cleaning, then do the cooking. 373 00:24:24,774 --> 00:24:29,680 I make dinner ready. Then at night, I have right for some tenderness. - No way! 374 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,139 Find another one if you can't refrain from giving vent to your base instincts. 375 00:24:33,259 --> 00:24:37,391 Let my daughter alone. She's tired and exhausted from work. 376 00:24:37,511 --> 00:24:40,468 You know what, madam? From now on she won't work. 377 00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:43,568 - Who says that? - I do. I'm the husband and I should work. 378 00:24:43,688 --> 00:24:46,044 Roberta should just be a wife. 379 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:52,242 What're you doing? Are you still busy with the shopping?! 380 00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:56,153 Roberta, look who's here today. Come here for a moment. 381 00:24:56,414 --> 00:24:58,537 - Hi darling. - Hi mom. 382 00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:04,290 - Well, I guess the dinner's not ready, right? - No, it's not. 383 00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:08,326 - What happened? - The dinner will never be ready if you don't cook. 384 00:25:08,446 --> 00:25:11,214 - What is it with you? - Take the shopping basket. 385 00:25:11,334 --> 00:25:12,519 Get inside. 386 00:25:13,465 --> 00:25:16,066 - What are you doing? - What's wrong? You want one too? 387 00:25:16,186 --> 00:25:18,031 - Freak! - Bugger off! 388 00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:20,056 Did you understand now? 389 00:25:20,176 --> 00:25:24,428 Do you need other examples to learn who's the husband here? 390 00:25:27,182 --> 00:25:28,807 Oh god, the arm. 391 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,268 You're evil. 392 00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:37,575 - You trampled my dignity. - She started again. 393 00:25:37,859 --> 00:25:40,674 You want to prevail by force, to subordinate me. 394 00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:44,831 Roberta, you've got fever. You're delirious. It's always like this. 395 00:25:44,951 --> 00:25:49,197 - But I begged you to be patient. - No, I didn't do anything. 396 00:25:49,317 --> 00:25:51,692 Well then, what did you do to her? 397 00:25:51,812 --> 00:25:55,830 I just forbid her to work. I didn't want to feel humiliated, subordinated. 398 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,966 My blessed children! 399 00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:01,254 Is this crisis same as the other before? 400 00:26:01,374 --> 00:26:03,597 - Always the same. - Did you call the doctor? 401 00:26:03,717 --> 00:26:07,299 Yes, he should be here very soon. There, he's coming. 402 00:26:08,605 --> 00:26:11,137 - God! - What did you do to her? - Me? Nothing. 403 00:26:11,257 --> 00:26:14,387 - Roberta, tell your mom that I did nothing. - Go away. 404 00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:17,279 Send him away, mom. I don't want to see him anymore. 405 00:26:17,399 --> 00:26:20,798 - Leave, you scoundrel. - Madam, can I say something? 406 00:26:21,055 --> 00:26:24,109 - No. You leave, too. - What, Father Costantino? 407 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:25,944 Giovanni! 408 00:26:26,064 --> 00:26:27,695 We better leave. 409 00:26:31,849 --> 00:26:35,190 Roberta, what did they do to you? Tell your aunt. 410 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,337 Evening thoughts. 411 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:41,102 Adam's first peaceful sleep was also his last. 412 00:26:41,222 --> 00:26:43,778 He woke up and he had... a wife. 413 00:26:43,898 --> 00:26:47,133 What are you doing with the TV on? Turn it off. 414 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:49,340 You're bothering Roberta. 415 00:26:50,262 --> 00:26:51,880 How is she, madam? 416 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,728 What did the doctor say? 417 00:26:54,027 --> 00:26:55,917 He's still visiting her. 418 00:26:56,037 --> 00:26:59,349 - Why can't I stay with her? Can I see her for a bit? - No! 419 00:26:59,681 --> 00:27:01,571 I already said no! 420 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,561 Doctor. Please, don't let me be anxious. Tell me the truth. 421 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:15,298 - How is she? Is it serious? - There's nothing to say. 422 00:27:15,418 --> 00:27:19,031 I've been doctor for 30 years. I never encountered such a case. 423 00:27:19,151 --> 00:27:22,555 - Yes, okay. But what illness is it? - You shouldn't worry. 424 00:27:22,857 --> 00:27:25,805 - God, where's she going? - To her mother's. - Why? 425 00:27:25,925 --> 00:27:29,827 - She asked for it. It's better. Maybe the origin of fever... - No way! 426 00:27:29,947 --> 00:27:32,155 Come on, take it easy. 427 00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:33,832 Roberta, don't go! 428 00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:37,037 Mom, don't take her away! I can't live without her. 429 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:40,998 Shut up! Go away, scoundrel. Look what you did to her. 430 00:27:41,316 --> 00:27:44,309 - Where are you going? - What do you care, evil man? 431 00:27:44,552 --> 00:27:46,986 - ... With my hat. - Good evening. 432 00:27:47,106 --> 00:27:50,049 We'll send you back the hat and the coat. 433 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,789 So, I was left alone. 434 00:28:07,046 --> 00:28:09,661 Without knowing what was happening. 435 00:28:09,781 --> 00:28:12,569 Perhaps Roberta suffers from a mental illness. 436 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,780 She is obsessed: she wants to become a man. 437 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:17,024 God! 438 00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:20,211 Tell me, Professor. What is it with her? 439 00:28:20,514 --> 00:28:21,589 What? 440 00:28:21,831 --> 00:28:22,987 You said it. 441 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,369 - I said it? - You said it. 442 00:28:27,591 --> 00:28:30,026 - Say it! - What should I say? 443 00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:32,332 She wants to become... 444 00:28:34,168 --> 00:28:35,362 Come on. 445 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,152 - What? A man? - She's going to become a man. 446 00:28:40,272 --> 00:28:43,134 The first intervention will have exploratory purposes. 447 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:47,427 Then, we'll see if your wife can be turned into a handsome and sane young man. 448 00:28:47,547 --> 00:28:49,507 - No, no! - Mr. Lo Verso. 449 00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:52,394 - Nature and science have their rights. - No, no! 450 00:28:52,788 --> 00:28:56,171 - No! Roberta! - What are you doing? Mr. Lo Verso! 451 00:29:03,466 --> 00:29:07,377 - Roberta. What's going on here? - She's becoming a man. 452 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:12,328 - It's you that are becoming mad. - Don't be a child. You must accept it. 453 00:29:12,448 --> 00:29:16,334 - Stand up and come with me. - No. I won't come home with you. 454 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:19,141 I want to become a man. I always wanted to. 455 00:29:19,261 --> 00:29:20,643 It's my duty. 456 00:29:20,763 --> 00:29:24,113 Your duty is to come home with me and be a wife. 457 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,986 My duty is to become a man and then a soldier. 458 00:29:27,106 --> 00:29:28,573 Don't you hear her? 459 00:29:28,693 --> 00:29:32,201 - I want to become a man, too. - All of us want to become. 460 00:29:32,321 --> 00:29:33,580 May I? 461 00:29:34,261 --> 00:29:35,394 Oh God! 462 00:29:35,514 --> 00:29:39,438 - Move. They're taking her to the operating room. - What? Where are you taking her? 463 00:29:39,558 --> 00:29:42,506 - Go away, please. - Roberta, tell me it's not true! 464 00:29:42,626 --> 00:29:45,353 - Move aside. Go away! - Tell me it's not real! 465 00:29:45,473 --> 00:29:47,344 You ruined her life. 466 00:29:47,646 --> 00:29:50,821 - Roberta, tell her you don't want to. - Mind your own business. 467 00:29:50,941 --> 00:29:52,748 We were so happy, madam. 468 00:29:53,712 --> 00:29:55,828 Roberta, don't do it! 469 00:29:55,948 --> 00:30:00,116 - Leave us in peace. Go away! - She's my wife. I have the right... 470 00:30:02,537 --> 00:30:05,296 Roberta, see you in the operating room. 471 00:30:06,023 --> 00:30:07,629 I feel sick... 472 00:30:07,969 --> 00:30:10,871 - Come on! Hold on! - Who is it? 473 00:30:11,332 --> 00:30:13,978 - Sister. - Yes. - My wife is a man. 474 00:30:14,098 --> 00:30:16,019 - No. - She's a man. 475 00:30:16,139 --> 00:30:17,474 O God! 476 00:30:39,735 --> 00:30:40,850 There. 477 00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:20,384 No, don't be afraid about me. 478 00:31:29,285 --> 00:31:31,818 What's happening? Let's go and see. 479 00:31:37,582 --> 00:31:39,529 - What happened? - They caught a thief? 480 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:43,868 - They caught someone trying to kiss a soldier. - God damn it! Disgusting! 481 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,073 Aren't you ashamed of bothering a soldier? 482 00:32:01,193 --> 00:32:04,623 Forgive me! That soldier... used to be my wife. 483 00:32:05,005 --> 00:32:06,868 I loved her so much. 484 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:21,593 OLGA'S HUSBAND 485 00:32:38,888 --> 00:32:40,959 directed by 486 00:32:42,547 --> 00:32:46,024 Last year, at the time when this happening took place, 487 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:50,167 Monsignor Petrarca was the administrator of the Diocese's property. 488 00:32:50,454 --> 00:32:52,223 That is to say, our chief. 489 00:32:52,343 --> 00:32:55,760 An intelligent and modern man, always on the ball. 490 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,571 Early morning, before starting work, he always goes to church, 491 00:32:59,691 --> 00:33:02,452 where the profane employees go for the mass. 492 00:33:02,572 --> 00:33:07,289 It's not mandatory, but since the Monsignor goes, some of them go, too... 493 00:33:07,409 --> 00:33:09,050 ... To show off. 494 00:33:09,326 --> 00:33:12,713 While the others go to keep pace. 495 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,661 Thus, it looks like it's mandatory. 496 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:18,977 Accountant Pelagatta was the most zealous among them. 497 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:22,200 A young man around forty from Valpredina. 498 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,978 Zealous as an employee, as well as a Christian. 499 00:33:25,098 --> 00:33:29,460 First to arrive and last to leave. The opposite of Accountant Manzi, 500 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,956 who wasn't very happy to renounce 30 minutes of sleep. 501 00:33:33,076 --> 00:33:37,571 He preferred to have fun during nights 'cause he was a bachelor and reckless. 502 00:33:40,697 --> 00:33:42,462 Mr. Chief Accountant! 503 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:49,492 In short, Mr. Pelagatta never lost occasion for being on top of the rest. 504 00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:52,534 As on that November evening of last year. 505 00:33:53,008 --> 00:33:54,564 Poor you, Cesare! 506 00:33:54,835 --> 00:33:57,165 I hold you up even tonight. 507 00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,769 - It's a pleasure, Monsignor. - Thank you, dear. 508 00:34:05,107 --> 00:34:06,836 Hey! Who is it? 509 00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:11,338 - Accountant! Still here? - There's too much work to do. 510 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:15,137 It's not right for you to be late. Come on son, let's go. 511 00:34:15,257 --> 00:34:18,872 What could I do, Monsignor? Nobody expects me at home. 512 00:34:19,155 --> 00:34:21,197 I live alone in my humble poverty. 513 00:34:21,317 --> 00:34:24,825 You're a decent young man. I wish everyone were like you! 514 00:34:25,109 --> 00:34:28,491 The Chief Accountant is a teacher to us all, but at his age... 515 00:34:28,611 --> 00:34:32,537 The work piles up. Eg., the grant requested by Emmanuele Orlando 2 years ago. 516 00:34:32,657 --> 00:34:36,964 - Yes, I signed the mandate this morning. - Well, he died in the meantime. 517 00:34:37,222 --> 00:34:40,832 The Chief Usher, a clever and alert man, had noted 518 00:34:40,952 --> 00:34:44,271 that Accountant Pelagatta was the Monsignor's favorite. 519 00:34:44,391 --> 00:34:48,272 And since he had a plan in his mind from a long time... 520 00:34:48,392 --> 00:34:53,767 - Come on, don't exaggerate. - No, let me help you. I'm old here. 521 00:34:53,887 --> 00:34:56,255 The Monsignor holds you in high esteem. 522 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,216 True. In high esteem. 523 00:34:58,336 --> 00:35:01,512 Do you mind if I ask you a little favor? 524 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:03,838 It's not for me, of course. 525 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,803 It's for my poor old aunt suffering from diabetes. 526 00:35:06,923 --> 00:35:12,209 See, this aunt of mine owns a piece of land next to the Convent. 527 00:35:12,329 --> 00:35:16,819 Well, if you're not contrary, you could persuade the Monsignor 528 00:35:16,939 --> 00:35:20,206 to obtain permit for constructing an access road. 529 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:23,275 If you could kindly ask the Monsignor, 530 00:35:23,395 --> 00:35:26,311 I'd be very grateful... and tell you all the details. 531 00:35:26,431 --> 00:35:28,774 You got dirty from the ribbon. 532 00:35:29,843 --> 00:35:32,057 Allow me... Done. 533 00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:41,471 Aunt Bice! 534 00:35:44,703 --> 00:35:45,810 Olga! 535 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,403 Aunt Bice! 536 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,693 - Yes, daddy. - Good news. 537 00:35:51,813 --> 00:35:55,170 Accountant Pelagatta promised to put in a good word for us. 538 00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:58,157 - That's why I invited him for lunch. - Good, I'm glad. 539 00:35:58,277 --> 00:36:00,410 - When will we know? - I don't know. 540 00:36:00,530 --> 00:36:02,772 Come on! Let's get it done. 541 00:36:03,523 --> 00:36:06,758 Aunt Bice! Put the embroidered tablecloth, please. 542 00:36:06,878 --> 00:36:08,946 The one we won in the raffle. 543 00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:12,427 Little Olga, get pretty. 544 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:16,237 Get very pretty because we have to conquer him at any cost. 545 00:36:16,835 --> 00:36:21,301 Dad, you should have bought real champagne instead of Torinese sparkling wine. 546 00:36:21,421 --> 00:36:25,134 You should know that Mrs. Bice had worked for nearly 30 years 547 00:36:25,254 --> 00:36:28,790 as housekeeper, and then as nurse, at a Monsignor 548 00:36:28,910 --> 00:36:32,112 who was a Herald in Portugal, and then a Cardinal. 549 00:36:32,579 --> 00:36:35,200 At death's door, the famous bishop 550 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,777 gives to Mrs. Bice a respectable bequest. 551 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:42,607 The old woman had made investments which paid off decently. 552 00:36:42,727 --> 00:36:46,657 In fact, aunt Bice was a very calculating and provident person. 553 00:36:46,777 --> 00:36:49,917 She managed to make profit from everything. 554 00:36:56,285 --> 00:37:00,197 Well, there's little to say. French champagne is the best. 555 00:37:00,317 --> 00:37:03,331 - Cheers to you all! - Cheers! 556 00:37:03,770 --> 00:37:06,834 Well, in conclusion... Look! 557 00:37:07,378 --> 00:37:10,590 If you could obtain a permit 558 00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:14,616 to build a road, a very narrow one, 559 00:37:14,736 --> 00:37:18,226 which should pass to this point, the property of aunt Bice 560 00:37:18,346 --> 00:37:22,801 could become a construction area and its value would increase a little bit. 561 00:37:23,265 --> 00:37:25,874 - A little bit, huh? - Yes, a little. 562 00:37:32,671 --> 00:37:34,855 Shall we play "male or female"? 563 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:37,192 Oh, nice! 564 00:37:38,588 --> 00:37:39,771 Female! 565 00:37:40,319 --> 00:37:43,063 - Female! - No, you should say "male". 566 00:37:44,504 --> 00:37:45,566 Male! 567 00:37:47,402 --> 00:37:49,656 - Female! - Well done! 568 00:37:49,776 --> 00:37:54,365 And now, a kiss to the queen of the party. Come here, my darling! 569 00:37:56,139 --> 00:37:57,794 My turn now. 570 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:01,601 - Accountant, you too. - Feel free! - No! 571 00:38:02,057 --> 00:38:03,548 Come on, Olga! 572 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:06,344 - You should do it! - Come on, accountant! 573 00:38:12,921 --> 00:38:16,133 Accountant, do you like the view from the terrace? 574 00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:17,607 Yes madam. 575 00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,724 It's really a nice view. 576 00:38:19,844 --> 00:38:21,339 The entire city. 577 00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:30,401 The house is also beautiful. 578 00:38:30,723 --> 00:38:32,801 - Is it theirs? - It's mine. 579 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:36,695 Yes, it's my aunt's. Me and my dad live in the next flat. 580 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,273 Did you notice flat number 8? This one is number 9. 581 00:38:40,849 --> 00:38:43,459 Does flat no. 8 also belong to your aunt? 582 00:38:43,579 --> 00:38:45,370 All the building. 583 00:38:46,433 --> 00:38:50,188 - My compliments to you, Mrs. Bice. - Very kind, thank you. 584 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,169 Dear Accountant. 585 00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:56,367 Can you see that palace over there? 586 00:38:56,618 --> 00:38:59,789 Below the Rotunda of Miracles. That's mine, too. 587 00:39:00,175 --> 00:39:01,724 There's another one. 588 00:39:01,844 --> 00:39:04,332 You can see it from this side. 589 00:39:04,786 --> 00:39:07,979 It's exactly below the castle. 590 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,398 Porta di Pinta Street, No. 12. 591 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:15,859 All the building. And then, the palace next to St. Alexander Gate, 592 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:19,789 on the right, the upper side, there... I have 5 apartments there. 593 00:39:19,909 --> 00:39:21,528 My compliments, madam! 594 00:39:21,648 --> 00:39:26,007 7 more in Str. Paleocha, No. 28. All of them inhabited. 595 00:39:26,127 --> 00:39:31,847 - That's all about apartments. - Well, there's the property next to the Convent. 596 00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:35,721 Yes. I thank you for your concern, dear Accountant. 597 00:39:36,005 --> 00:39:37,838 Let's hope, but... 598 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:40,254 That's not a big deal. 599 00:39:41,769 --> 00:39:45,491 - 30 million! - That's too much, Mr. Ottavio. 600 00:39:45,611 --> 00:39:48,630 - If only... - No, I'm well informed. 601 00:39:48,881 --> 00:39:53,825 It'll be worth at least 30-40 million if the road is built. 602 00:39:53,945 --> 00:39:57,353 I don't know. I'm not an expert. It seems too much. 603 00:39:57,901 --> 00:40:01,146 Moreover, I won't have enough time to enjoy the money. 604 00:40:02,304 --> 00:40:06,424 - I feel like I'm going to die soon. Very soon. - Come on... 605 00:40:06,897 --> 00:40:09,675 She's going to inherit everything after I'm dead, 606 00:40:09,795 --> 00:40:12,471 My little Olga. All of it. 607 00:40:12,591 --> 00:40:16,707 Even the stocks and bonds. To my sweetheart! 608 00:40:17,978 --> 00:40:18,900 Darling. 609 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,636 Accountant Pelagatta got moving. 610 00:40:21,909 --> 00:40:26,656 A few weeks later he obtained permit for the road in the Convent's land 611 00:40:26,776 --> 00:40:29,030 and proposed marriage to Miss. Olga. 612 00:40:29,332 --> 00:40:31,222 Don't move! Thank you. 613 00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:36,664 Congratulations! 614 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,897 Wealthy, young and pretty. He hit the jackpot! 615 00:40:40,017 --> 00:40:42,020 I really envy him! 616 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,401 A proper honeymoon. 617 00:40:44,521 --> 00:40:45,994 Two days in Milan. 618 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:48,148 Two days in Venice. 619 00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:50,170 Two days in Florence. 620 00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:54,844 Two hours in Norcia to visit Olga's old uncle. Two days in Rome, too. 621 00:40:54,964 --> 00:40:57,842 Until a phone call by the father-in-law informed Ottavio 622 00:40:57,969 --> 00:41:00,756 about the sudden death of the old Chief Accountant. 623 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:05,672 Ottavio, hoping to replace him, told Olga: "Let's go back right away." 624 00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:09,432 And added: "Little Olga, you bring me luck." 625 00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:14,681 - The mass has already started. Bye! - Say hello to daddy. 626 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,744 Is it still vacant? 627 00:41:31,777 --> 00:41:33,036 Damn it... 628 00:41:34,903 --> 00:41:37,155 - You put on some weight. - Well... 629 00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:39,650 - How's the bride? - Fine. 630 00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:42,522 But I have to tell you that Accountant Colombo's death 631 00:41:42,642 --> 00:41:45,225 wasn't the only pain I felt during these days. 632 00:41:45,345 --> 00:41:48,513 As soon as I arrived, I learned that the job of the deceased 633 00:41:48,633 --> 00:41:52,028 was assigned to my dear colleague, Giovanni Manzi. 634 00:41:52,305 --> 00:41:56,400 - Excuse me, but I think I deserve it more. - Wait a moment, please. 635 00:41:56,690 --> 00:41:59,207 How dare you be the judge? 636 00:41:59,327 --> 00:42:01,678 Let injury be absent from these words. 637 00:42:01,798 --> 00:42:06,800 Even if you deserve it more than him... You can't have everything in life. 638 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,863 - You already got your luck. You're wealthy. - Me wealthy? 639 00:42:11,313 --> 00:42:14,550 Ah, that's the reason. My wife is wealthy, not me. 640 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:17,914 And not even her. If she ever will be... Fat chance of that. 641 00:42:18,034 --> 00:42:22,562 The good Christian should not worry about the present only. 642 00:42:22,949 --> 00:42:24,631 But also about the future. 643 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:28,732 Conversely, the future days that followed were not that good. 644 00:42:28,852 --> 00:42:31,926 Ottavio got nervous about the blocked promotion. 645 00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:34,968 He said that keeping a wife, apart from love, 646 00:42:35,088 --> 00:42:38,313 would be very hard without an adequate salary increase. 647 00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:41,906 Mr. Cesare answered that it wasn't kind from him. 648 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:47,919 Especially for the fact that Mrs. Bice agreed to move with Mr. Cesare. 649 00:42:48,039 --> 00:42:52,624 So that Ottavio and Olga could have all the apartment for themselves. For free. 650 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:56,101 - All apartment ours! Bullshit! - Don't raise you voice, please. 651 00:42:56,221 --> 00:43:00,086 It's as if she's living here. First, she takes the corset from the closet. 652 00:43:00,206 --> 00:43:04,567 Then she replaces the candles. Half hour ago she was here... What for? 653 00:43:04,687 --> 00:43:07,307 Don't shout! To put mothballs in wool clothing. 654 00:43:07,427 --> 00:43:10,293 - In winter, huh? - You know she's cautious. 655 00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:14,280 I'm putting on my clean pajama. I'm going to sleep till evening. 656 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,169 Olga! 657 00:43:17,859 --> 00:43:19,838 Why don't you come to bed? 658 00:43:20,248 --> 00:43:22,827 It's Sunday. Leave everything as it is. 659 00:43:23,843 --> 00:43:27,429 Why does she want to know if we're expecting a baby? What does she care? 660 00:43:27,549 --> 00:43:30,048 It's a hard time to have kids! 661 00:43:31,630 --> 00:43:32,931 Damn it. 662 00:43:35,244 --> 00:43:36,695 There she is again. 663 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,975 I realized that I forgot something inside the chest. 664 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,364 - Aunt! - What is it? 665 00:43:42,484 --> 00:43:46,385 - Mothballs? - Careful. - How come they're on the ground? 666 00:43:46,642 --> 00:43:49,860 I put them inside, while you throw them away. 667 00:43:51,216 --> 00:43:54,259 - Did you move the corbel? - Yes, it's better there. 668 00:43:54,379 --> 00:43:57,022 You didn't like how I put it, right?! 669 00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,775 Since I'm here, I'll do another thing. 670 00:44:01,212 --> 00:44:04,138 I'll remove the coverlet's quilt. 671 00:44:04,387 --> 00:44:06,258 So I can wash it. 672 00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:09,841 I'm putting the wool quilt tomorrow. 673 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:14,275 - Did you eat anything good today? - Damn it. 674 00:44:15,035 --> 00:44:17,083 I cooked some stockfish. 675 00:44:17,203 --> 00:44:18,427 And polenta. 676 00:44:18,547 --> 00:44:22,113 - You still didn't tell me what you had. - Fried liver. 677 00:44:22,233 --> 00:44:25,703 - God! On the eve? - What eve? It's Sunday. 678 00:44:25,823 --> 00:44:28,143 It's Saints' Day tomorrow. 679 00:44:28,601 --> 00:44:31,191 That's why you should fast today. 680 00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:36,532 - Dear Ottavio! - Dear aunt! 681 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:40,718 So? 682 00:44:41,051 --> 00:44:42,144 What? 683 00:44:43,656 --> 00:44:45,598 Give me a nephew! 684 00:44:46,537 --> 00:44:49,772 Don't you want to give a nephew to aunt Bice? 685 00:44:49,892 --> 00:44:52,380 - Before I die. - Come on, aunt! 686 00:44:52,913 --> 00:44:55,042 Dear aunt. Fine, let's be frank. 687 00:44:55,345 --> 00:44:58,198 I was counting on a promotion and a salary increase. 688 00:44:58,318 --> 00:45:01,184 Did it happen? No! You know why? 689 00:45:01,304 --> 00:45:05,246 - Because the Monsignor thinks we're rich. - Ottavio! - Goddammit! 690 00:45:06,758 --> 00:45:08,978 We'll have a baby when we wish. 691 00:45:09,782 --> 00:45:11,617 We're free to decide. 692 00:45:12,634 --> 00:45:14,879 I think it's clear now. 693 00:45:15,357 --> 00:45:18,683 - Good! Nice words you said. - Who's he angry at? 694 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:21,996 - Who's he angry at? - Nobody. He's a bit angry today. 695 00:45:22,116 --> 00:45:24,134 Did I say something wrong?! 696 00:45:24,673 --> 00:45:26,106 He upsets me. 697 00:45:26,411 --> 00:45:29,813 - Be careful, aunt! - Damn it, the mothballs. 698 00:45:32,311 --> 00:45:34,467 Your Calabrian ancestry is obvious. 699 00:45:34,587 --> 00:45:36,923 Why being so angry at the aunt? 700 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:41,674 - I warn you! It shouldn't happen again. - Fine. As you wish, sweetheart. 701 00:45:41,794 --> 00:45:42,937 Certainly. 702 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,342 Naked? 703 00:45:45,462 --> 00:45:47,186 Yes, as my mother bore me. 704 00:45:47,306 --> 00:45:48,713 - Again? - Yes. 705 00:45:49,363 --> 00:45:51,546 - Are you an Orangutan?! - Yes. 706 00:45:58,949 --> 00:46:00,415 No, don't open it. 707 00:46:08,488 --> 00:46:09,348 Olga! 708 00:46:09,468 --> 00:46:12,189 I brought you some polenta for tonight. 709 00:46:12,309 --> 00:46:14,402 Ottavio! Already gone to church? 710 00:46:18,672 --> 00:46:21,454 Listen Ottavio! I have a very serious doubt. 711 00:46:21,997 --> 00:46:25,851 Are you and Olga perhaps using any contraception method? 712 00:46:26,092 --> 00:46:27,437 No way, aunt. 713 00:46:27,671 --> 00:46:29,892 Religion is against contraception. 714 00:46:30,147 --> 00:46:31,295 It's trouble. 715 00:46:31,415 --> 00:46:33,972 No, don't worry. We're using the Ogino�Knaus Method. 716 00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:35,194 Who's Gino? 717 00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:39,283 - Gino what? - Ogino�Knaus. It's a rule cited by the Church. 718 00:46:39,403 --> 00:46:42,590 I don't prefer talking about this stuff by the window. 719 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:47,336 Every contraception method is sinful, contrary and mortal. 720 00:46:47,588 --> 00:46:51,244 - We don't tolerate Bolshevik praxis. - Don't shout! 721 00:46:51,488 --> 00:46:54,059 It's your fault that I didn't get a raise. 722 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:57,250 We don't have the means to support the household expenses. 723 00:46:57,370 --> 00:46:59,113 That's why no children! 724 00:47:00,344 --> 00:47:05,091 Worse than a blasphemy. I'll have Don Tiraboschi explain it in your face. 725 00:47:05,211 --> 00:47:08,987 How can you talk like that?! Cesare! 726 00:47:09,107 --> 00:47:12,585 Who is this Mustapha that we took in our home?! 727 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:15,886 Put this bloody stick away, damn it. We'll discuss it later. 728 00:47:16,006 --> 00:47:19,273 We'll talk with Don Tiraboschi and Father Giovanni, as you wish. 729 00:47:19,393 --> 00:47:21,228 Put this stick away! 730 00:47:24,532 --> 00:47:30,284 In fact, to verify the questionable lawfulness of the Ogino-Knaus Method, 731 00:47:30,404 --> 00:47:34,781 they asked for the enlightened advice of the two aforementioned priests. 732 00:47:35,411 --> 00:47:39,038 Unfortunately, the good priests - because of the generation gap - 733 00:47:39,158 --> 00:47:42,604 had completely opposite opinions about the matter. 734 00:47:46,256 --> 00:47:50,265 During a bad November day, it happened to aunt Bice 735 00:47:50,385 --> 00:47:54,469 what usually happens to octogenarians in the beginning of winter. 736 00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:56,169 What?! 737 00:47:56,694 --> 00:47:57,756 Certainly. 738 00:47:58,039 --> 00:47:59,721 I'm coming right away. 739 00:48:00,522 --> 00:48:02,746 What did Olga say? Is it serious? 740 00:48:02,866 --> 00:48:04,828 Yes. The worst is expected. 741 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:06,146 God forbid! 742 00:48:06,266 --> 00:48:08,455 - ... Forbid. - I'm shocked. 743 00:48:08,575 --> 00:48:10,102 Me too! 744 00:48:21,219 --> 00:48:22,301 Olga! 745 00:48:22,777 --> 00:48:24,488 My dear Olga. So? 746 00:48:24,862 --> 00:48:27,888 - How is she? Is it serious? - The doctor. 747 00:48:29,147 --> 00:48:32,071 - Doctor Scavolini. - Doctor, what do you say? 748 00:48:32,191 --> 00:48:34,328 There's little to say now. 749 00:48:36,026 --> 00:48:37,060 Be brave! 750 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,363 - Lift up your hearts! - Aunt! 751 00:48:42,671 --> 00:48:44,839 Come on, be quick! 752 00:48:46,864 --> 00:48:49,032 Stop! One moment! 753 00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:56,011 Look what's happening to me! [NOTARY] 754 00:48:56,399 --> 00:48:59,409 Damn it! I feel awful. You're both morons. 755 00:48:59,529 --> 00:49:02,518 - Dad. Stop it! - Go away, both of you! 756 00:49:02,638 --> 00:49:05,791 Mr. Cesare, mind your manners! Come on, let's talk about it. 757 00:49:05,911 --> 00:49:10,112 - Is he mad? Throwing the chairs, banging the door. - Shut up, stupid. It's your fault. 758 00:49:10,232 --> 00:49:13,739 It's a consequence of your rudeness and mischief to the aunt. 759 00:49:13,859 --> 00:49:16,289 No, I tell you: It's a post-mortem blackmail. 760 00:49:16,409 --> 00:49:19,956 A testament stating that inheritance shall be yours only when you have a baby. 761 00:49:20,076 --> 00:49:23,798 - It's a typical post-mortem blackmail. There's little we can do. - Go away. 762 00:49:23,918 --> 00:49:25,300 Don't overact! 763 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:28,544 - After many years of sacrifice. - We can still fix it. 764 00:49:28,664 --> 00:49:31,449 We abandon Ogino method and we'll soon have a child. 765 00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:35,490 There's no drama about it. We'll get the inheritance a few months later. 766 00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:37,983 What's the fuss? Don't worry. 767 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:42,916 You're irresponsible. Murderers! Look what you did! 768 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,928 Hey, young man. Do your best! 769 00:50:14,521 --> 00:50:18,156 I don't know what's with me tonight. I don't really get it. 770 00:50:19,597 --> 00:50:20,872 Let's read. 771 00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:31,363 I'm stunned. 772 00:50:33,587 --> 00:50:34,890 Perhaps... 773 00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:39,167 Perhaps it's the recent stress. 774 00:50:42,413 --> 00:50:43,801 Let's hope so. 775 00:50:43,921 --> 00:50:45,447 What do you mean? 776 00:50:45,927 --> 00:50:48,633 It's the stress of these dull days for sure. 777 00:50:48,753 --> 00:50:51,439 Also the portrait of your aunt in front. 778 00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:53,623 It makes an impression on me. 779 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,762 I'll remove it tomorrow. 780 00:51:10,225 --> 00:51:14,575 Meanwhile, Mr. Cesare, thinking that as soon as Olga got pregnant, 781 00:51:14,695 --> 00:51:18,825 he'd immediately take her to the Notary 782 00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:23,231 to prove him the fulfillment of the deceased's will, 783 00:51:23,351 --> 00:51:26,575 and knowing that being wealthy now or after a few months 784 00:51:26,695 --> 00:51:30,060 it's the same thing, 'cause one could easily borrow money, 785 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:33,588 he started to get into debt... as well as into trouble. 786 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:38,858 - There's no need to shout. - Are you crazy? 787 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:42,387 - You almost hurt me... - Don't act it out! 788 00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:46,113 Meanwhile, during those days, Accountant Ottavio looked 789 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:50,483 less confident than Cesare. In fact, he was quite panicked. 790 00:51:50,936 --> 00:51:54,662 # There's nobody like you # 791 00:51:54,782 --> 00:51:57,850 # You're the only one in the world # 792 00:51:58,278 --> 00:52:00,842 # In your deep eyes # 793 00:52:00,962 --> 00:52:03,902 # I see much sadness # 794 00:52:05,545 --> 00:52:09,483 # There's nobody like you # 795 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:12,419 # So shy and alone # 796 00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:15,660 # If you're afraid of the world # 797 00:52:15,895 --> 00:52:18,501 # Stay by my side # 798 00:52:18,756 --> 00:52:22,015 # Tell me, my love # 799 00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:26,166 # What could I do for you # 800 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,715 It's ready. 801 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,126 I'm not hungry. 802 00:53:04,530 --> 00:53:07,282 Here I am! Sorry if I got late. 803 00:53:07,402 --> 00:53:09,664 Cosy and warm in here. 804 00:53:09,784 --> 00:53:14,648 Can't you guess why I got late? I was at the construction company. 805 00:53:15,881 --> 00:53:20,378 I took the brochures of the garden they're building beyond the barrier. 806 00:53:20,813 --> 00:53:22,778 Have a look, Ottavio. 807 00:53:22,898 --> 00:53:26,709 The best thing is to not go into debt and pay cash. 808 00:53:26,829 --> 00:53:29,392 What do you think? I pondered on it. 809 00:53:29,512 --> 00:53:31,660 This way we avoid the interest. 810 00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:34,419 We sell the apartments in Street Paleocapa. 811 00:53:34,539 --> 00:53:37,670 Then, we buy a new and modern palace with the money. 812 00:53:37,790 --> 00:53:40,117 I'll take a nice flat. 813 00:53:40,237 --> 00:53:42,271 You take one, too. 814 00:53:42,391 --> 00:53:47,141 Just next door. Yours shall be a bit larger, of course. 815 00:53:47,261 --> 00:53:50,240 We have to consider that after the first kid, 816 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,942 more of them are expected. 817 00:53:54,805 --> 00:53:56,110 Am I right? 818 00:53:59,234 --> 00:54:02,122 Help! What's inside this roulade? 819 00:54:03,331 --> 00:54:04,438 Pepper. 820 00:54:05,006 --> 00:54:07,354 - I cooked it for Ottavio. - Why? 821 00:54:07,739 --> 00:54:09,698 Does he like spicy food?! 822 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:14,258 Why so much pepper? 823 00:54:14,378 --> 00:54:15,577 What's wrong? 824 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:17,119 May I know? 825 00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:19,699 Olga! 826 00:54:20,571 --> 00:54:21,659 Olga! 827 00:54:22,721 --> 00:54:24,796 Hey! What's wrong with you two? 828 00:54:25,246 --> 00:54:27,052 Olga! Why don't you talk? 829 00:54:27,172 --> 00:54:28,855 Did you have a quarrel? 830 00:54:28,975 --> 00:54:30,725 What is it with Ottavio? 831 00:54:30,845 --> 00:54:33,098 - Ottavio is sick. - Sick? 832 00:54:33,847 --> 00:54:37,286 He's sick and you put too much pepper in the food! 833 00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:44,411 Olga. 834 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,905 Come on, tell me. What's with him? 835 00:54:47,207 --> 00:54:50,585 I don't know, dad. Maybe a bit of exhaustion... who knows! 836 00:54:51,662 --> 00:54:53,073 Please, dad! 837 00:54:59,778 --> 00:55:01,191 - Dad! - No. 838 00:55:01,311 --> 00:55:05,040 - Let me have a man-to-man talk with him. - Don't abash him. 839 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,629 - You have to be prudent. - So that's it. 840 00:55:07,749 --> 00:55:10,754 - Okay, I got it now. - Please, dad. Very prudent. 841 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:12,323 Very prudent. 842 00:55:14,855 --> 00:55:16,207 Mr. Cesare. 843 00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:17,614 Come in! 844 00:55:17,734 --> 00:55:20,298 You know what's wrong with me, don't you? 845 00:55:20,657 --> 00:55:23,340 I have a complex. Angelotto's complex. 846 00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:26,005 - You tell us, doctor. - Alright. 847 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:29,407 - So, you're the father-in-law. - Yes, doctor. - Don't worry. 848 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:34,077 - Your son-in-law is perfectly sound as a husband. - Stop. Repeat please! 849 00:55:34,509 --> 00:55:36,921 He just had a small psychic shock, 850 00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:42,082 when the responsibility for family's well-being was put totally on him. 851 00:55:42,202 --> 00:55:45,521 Due to this he's suffering from the so-called Angelotto's complex. 852 00:55:45,641 --> 00:55:50,056 Angelotto from Pistoia, a handsome medieval knight mentioned by Bandello. 853 00:55:50,176 --> 00:55:52,570 Angelotto, charged with conspiracy, 854 00:55:52,690 --> 00:55:56,513 was imprisoned by the Duchess of Pistoia's guards and condemned to death. 855 00:55:56,633 --> 00:55:58,687 The Duchess saw him and got infatuated. 856 00:55:58,807 --> 00:56:02,259 She promised to save his life if he made love to her for a night. 857 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:05,135 But it happened that Angelotto, although a great lover, 858 00:56:05,255 --> 00:56:07,610 worried about saving his life, failed completely. 859 00:56:07,730 --> 00:56:09,784 And the Duchess threw him out, 860 00:56:09,904 --> 00:56:12,750 and decapitated him an hour prior to the arranged time. 861 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:15,456 - Is it clear? - Yes, it's clear to me. 862 00:56:16,136 --> 00:56:19,124 It's clear, but this is not the point. 863 00:56:20,112 --> 00:56:22,732 You should do something, doctor. 864 00:56:22,852 --> 00:56:26,436 - There should be pills for cases like this! - Wait! 865 00:56:26,556 --> 00:56:28,258 Listen to the doctor. 866 00:56:28,378 --> 00:56:31,104 There's no need for pills. Absolutely not. 867 00:56:31,224 --> 00:56:33,310 The young man must distract himself, 868 00:56:33,430 --> 00:56:36,263 free his mind from the inheritance concern. 869 00:56:36,383 --> 00:56:38,816 Doctor, don't you think that... 870 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:44,013 You should not anguish him with the thought of having a child as soon as possible. 871 00:56:44,504 --> 00:56:47,932 Meanwhile, you shouldn't worry about proving your virility, 872 00:56:48,052 --> 00:56:49,758 which is not in question. 873 00:56:49,878 --> 00:56:52,857 Let time do its job. Spring will come. 874 00:56:53,481 --> 00:56:56,486 Fresh air, tranquility, relax. 875 00:56:56,606 --> 00:57:00,436 - This is what I advise. For a month or two. Okay? - Yes, okay. 876 00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:11,755 Ottavio asked for 2-month off because of health reasons 877 00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:14,363 and went with his wife to the mountain. 878 00:57:22,112 --> 00:57:26,874 They were joyful and happy, even if they lived as brother and sister. 879 00:57:26,994 --> 00:57:30,219 They never talked about the inheritance, not even indirectly, 880 00:57:30,339 --> 00:57:33,626 waiting for the natural return of the spring. 881 00:57:34,358 --> 00:57:36,890 Meanwhile, a Sunday morning... 882 00:57:38,931 --> 00:57:41,142 Daddy! Ottavio, it's dad. 883 00:57:41,262 --> 00:57:45,110 No! He recalls me the past, the complex shall be back. The cure shall fail! 884 00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:48,024 - Don't exaggerate! - I don't want to meet him. 885 00:57:48,304 --> 00:57:51,085 - Little Olga. - Sir! Aren't you getting off? 886 00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:54,045 - No, I'm having another ride. - As you wish. 887 00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:58,264 What's he doing?! 888 00:58:00,073 --> 00:58:03,210 - Get off! - Ottavio, are you crazy? - Come on, get off! 889 00:58:03,330 --> 00:58:05,060 What's with him now? 890 00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:09,182 We have to be patient. We shouldn't mention it, otherwise we ruin everything. 891 00:58:09,302 --> 00:58:11,525 Why? Still not... 892 00:58:16,948 --> 00:58:20,840 - The Sacred Rota? It's a blasphemy to say that! - Yes, right. 893 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,526 I understand your bewilderment, but I guess there should be a pretext. 894 00:58:24,646 --> 00:58:27,323 We should procreate and multiply, the Gospel says it. 895 00:58:27,443 --> 00:58:29,950 If a sun-in-law doesn't comply with... 896 00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:33,994 this postulate - if I'm correct Monsignor - he should be dismissed. 897 00:58:34,114 --> 00:58:37,960 I guess the Sacred Rota explicitly states it. Doesn't it? 898 00:58:38,435 --> 00:58:39,366 No! 899 00:58:39,613 --> 00:58:40,651 No?! 900 00:58:41,301 --> 00:58:45,270 I'll have you and your son-in-law transferred to the parish of Brescia. 901 00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:48,294 I don't want to deal with people like you. Shame on you! 902 00:58:48,414 --> 00:58:51,109 - Monsignor? - Please dad! Let me talk. 903 00:58:51,229 --> 00:58:55,305 Monsignor, I'm talking with tears in my eyes. Look, I love that man, 904 00:58:55,425 --> 00:58:57,837 but I have the right to become a mother. 905 00:58:57,957 --> 00:59:00,551 Moreover, the inheritance would be lost. 906 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:04,634 Money down the drain... which will go to the church. You think it's fair?! 907 00:59:04,754 --> 00:59:08,660 Better if I didn't let you talk. She's a bit distraught, Monsignor. 908 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:10,946 Our apologies! Goodbye. 909 00:59:11,229 --> 00:59:13,102 Why did you say that?! 910 00:59:30,618 --> 00:59:32,300 Those days were hard. 911 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:35,910 At the office, Mr. Cesare was doing his best 912 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:38,964 to avoid the transfer to the Parish of Brescia. 913 00:59:39,217 --> 00:59:43,526 At home, there was a certain irritation which caused fights about nothing. 914 00:59:43,801 --> 00:59:47,159 Ottavio, who had lost all his achieved importance, 915 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:50,346 had to go shopping and do some housework. 916 00:59:51,197 --> 00:59:52,769 Until one day... 917 00:59:52,889 --> 00:59:53,973 Olga! 918 00:59:54,469 --> 00:59:55,702 Olga! 919 00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:59,896 No more risk for us to get transferred. 920 01:00:00,016 --> 01:00:03,232 Accountant Manzi put in a good word for us. 921 01:00:03,352 --> 01:00:05,149 He's a real gentleman. 922 01:00:05,783 --> 01:00:09,211 Even about the car crash. All is forgiven. 923 01:00:09,466 --> 01:00:11,088 Come on, quick! 924 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:13,263 I invited him for lunch today. 925 01:00:13,383 --> 01:00:14,255 Ottavio! 926 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:16,309 Get the table ready. 927 01:00:16,429 --> 01:00:18,324 Bring the plates. Come on! 928 01:00:29,587 --> 01:00:32,612 Strange! It has a hard taste for a French wine. 929 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:35,141 Maybe it's the vintage. 930 01:00:35,261 --> 01:00:37,925 Yes, sure. It's the vintage. Same as with people. 931 01:00:38,045 --> 01:00:40,298 It could be good or bad. Us, for instance. 932 01:00:40,418 --> 01:00:42,876 The death of aunt Bice, � blessed be her soul � 933 01:00:42,996 --> 01:00:45,678 misunderstandings at the office, and to top it all, 934 01:00:45,798 --> 01:00:49,023 he gets sick and have us worried about him. 935 01:00:49,417 --> 01:00:51,571 Now, dear Olga. 936 01:00:51,996 --> 01:00:53,143 Take this. 937 01:00:53,263 --> 01:00:55,792 - Do you know the custom? - Sure. 938 01:00:55,912 --> 01:00:57,422 - Female! - Male! 939 01:00:58,343 --> 01:00:59,533 Female! 940 01:00:59,985 --> 01:01:02,054 You're the queen of the party! 941 01:01:02,365 --> 01:01:04,966 We didn't need the game to prove it. 942 01:01:05,277 --> 01:01:06,751 Very kind of you! 943 01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:08,337 Long live! 944 01:01:08,578 --> 01:01:10,701 Long live the queen of party! 945 01:01:12,403 --> 01:01:16,058 To cut it short, they started to meet almost every evening, 946 01:01:16,178 --> 01:01:17,701 even on holidays. 947 01:01:18,098 --> 01:01:19,416 Television. 948 01:01:20,592 --> 01:01:22,327 Chinese Stick Game. 949 01:01:22,447 --> 01:01:24,246 Sometimes dinner out, 950 01:01:24,530 --> 01:01:26,417 or to the amusement park. 951 01:01:28,341 --> 01:01:31,444 When the newspapers announced the lunar eclipse, 952 01:01:31,564 --> 01:01:34,376 they decided to have a meal at home, 953 01:01:34,496 --> 01:01:37,506 and then go upstairs to watch the phenomenon. 954 01:01:38,223 --> 01:01:40,131 But, when time came... 955 01:01:44,386 --> 01:01:46,581 Here we are! Are you ready? 956 01:01:46,701 --> 01:01:49,471 - There's hot coffee in the thermos. - Fine. 957 01:01:49,591 --> 01:01:52,711 Dad, I'm chilled to the bone from this north wind. 958 01:01:53,025 --> 01:01:54,880 - You guys go ahead. - Fine. 959 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,730 If you don't mind, we finish the game first. Then maybe I come, too. 960 01:01:58,850 --> 01:02:00,770 Perfect! Let's go Ottavio. 961 01:02:17,645 --> 01:02:19,883 Meanwhile, days passed by. 962 01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:23,255 One Sunday, the family went for lunch out of the city. 963 01:02:23,510 --> 01:02:26,726 No, dear Manzi. I'm sorry to contradict you. 964 01:02:26,846 --> 01:02:29,040 You're right about the carp. 965 01:02:29,312 --> 01:02:33,410 But not about the pike. The pike is a great deception. 966 01:02:33,722 --> 01:02:36,116 Depends on how it's cooked. 967 01:02:36,236 --> 01:02:39,131 However it's cooked, it tastes like blotting paper. 968 01:02:39,251 --> 01:02:41,252 Exactly like blotting paper. 969 01:02:47,794 --> 01:02:48,786 Olga! 970 01:02:52,470 --> 01:02:53,901 What is it? 971 01:03:06,269 --> 01:03:09,075 Ottavio, everything fine. Let's go home. 972 01:03:16,370 --> 01:03:18,849 - I think it was the carp. - No way! 973 01:03:19,090 --> 01:03:21,867 Come on! Maybe it wasn't that fresh. 974 01:03:41,065 --> 01:03:43,997 - To the other side. You drive! - Okay. 975 01:03:44,678 --> 01:03:47,256 Are you okay? To the doctor or at home? 976 01:03:47,376 --> 01:03:49,863 At home. We call the doctor from there. 977 01:03:50,430 --> 01:03:52,795 Hey, Cesare! What about me? 978 01:03:52,915 --> 01:03:54,198 Hey, Sir! 979 01:03:54,651 --> 01:03:56,406 Are you paying the bill? 980 01:03:56,649 --> 01:03:57,923 How much? 981 01:04:00,928 --> 01:04:02,132 Keep it. 982 01:04:26,219 --> 01:04:29,167 ATTILIA'S HUSBAND 983 01:04:42,767 --> 01:04:44,611 Let's go! He's coming. 984 01:04:44,959 --> 01:04:46,138 Stop! 985 01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:48,466 Thieves! 986 01:04:49,479 --> 01:04:50,643 Stop! 987 01:04:51,369 --> 01:04:53,032 Stop or I'll shoot! 988 01:05:07,242 --> 01:05:09,782 directed by 989 01:05:35,287 --> 01:05:36,647 Over there. 990 01:05:37,374 --> 01:05:39,521 Are you sure you saw him? 991 01:05:39,945 --> 01:05:43,648 Of course I did. Just for a moment, but I got a good look at him. 992 01:05:43,768 --> 01:05:46,022 - That son of a bitch. - OK, got it. 993 01:05:48,002 --> 01:05:50,587 Look who's here! My brother-in-law. 994 01:05:50,707 --> 01:05:52,522 - Was it him? - No. 995 01:05:54,775 --> 01:05:58,388 The stolen Alfa Romeo was found. Very damaged. 996 01:05:58,508 --> 01:06:01,351 The hood was smashed. Axis, shaft and motor broken. 997 01:06:01,471 --> 01:06:04,405 Owner: Gaetano Piccirilli, commander. 998 01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:11,103 - Who is he? - Gaetano Piccirilli. Heart failure. 999 01:06:11,345 --> 01:06:12,343 Poor him. 1000 01:06:12,796 --> 01:06:14,323 There, it's him. 1001 01:06:16,289 --> 01:06:19,162 Ettore Rossi, nicknamed Tantumergo. 1002 01:06:20,945 --> 01:06:23,106 Armed robbery. Murder attempt. 1003 01:06:23,226 --> 01:06:25,959 Misappropriation. Possession of stolen goods. 1004 01:06:26,569 --> 01:06:28,595 Burglary. Serious injuries. 1005 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:32,771 - Are you sure it was him? - Absolutely. 1006 01:06:32,891 --> 01:06:34,652 The scumbag! 1007 01:06:57,862 --> 01:07:00,502 God, so many people around. 1008 01:07:02,453 --> 01:07:04,584 Did you start eating alone? 1009 01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:07,988 The man who eats alone. 1010 01:07:09,816 --> 01:07:11,107 Poor you. 1011 01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:14,036 Of course, Piazza Vittorio is very far. 1012 01:07:14,319 --> 01:07:17,707 But it's worth going. You know how cheap the artichokes? 1013 01:07:18,022 --> 01:07:21,273 Do you want one dipped in olive oil with pepper and salt? 1014 01:07:21,594 --> 01:07:23,087 Shall I clean it? 1015 01:07:23,370 --> 01:07:25,449 - Shall I clean it? - Whore! 1016 01:07:36,392 --> 01:07:40,020 Why do you behave like this? Excuse me for asking. 1017 01:07:40,455 --> 01:07:43,025 You hurt my eye. Is it black? 1018 01:07:43,145 --> 01:07:45,274 - Whore! - C'mon! 1019 01:07:46,237 --> 01:07:47,730 What'd I do? 1020 01:07:48,146 --> 01:07:50,613 Is it 'cause I came back at this hour? 1021 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,704 You know there are so many people on the tram during the rush hour. 1022 01:07:54,824 --> 01:07:58,351 You even used to work on the tram during the rush hour. 1023 01:07:58,955 --> 01:08:01,091 You got a nice blow, huh? 1024 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:03,359 You're not being nice. 1025 01:08:03,781 --> 01:08:05,815 Don't make me swear! 1026 01:08:06,306 --> 01:08:08,064 It's not about the blows. 1027 01:08:08,184 --> 01:08:10,105 Beat me as much as you like. 1028 01:08:10,225 --> 01:08:12,523 That's not what hurts me. 1029 01:08:13,368 --> 01:08:16,543 It's this unfounded jealousy of yours. 1030 01:08:16,663 --> 01:08:20,180 - That's why I want you to stay home. - Why did I speak?! Damn it. 1031 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:23,827 But it's for not making you get caught by the police. 1032 01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:26,832 - Oh, the eye! - Poor you! 1033 01:08:26,952 --> 01:08:30,012 You're worried whether they catch me or not. 1034 01:08:30,831 --> 01:08:32,589 Tell me the truth. 1035 01:08:32,986 --> 01:08:35,159 Last time when I was away... 1036 01:08:35,688 --> 01:08:37,200 Look at me! 1037 01:08:38,003 --> 01:08:40,838 - Is it true you let someone in? - 'Twas the postman. 1038 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:43,767 I offered him a glass of wine 'cause... 1039 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:47,112 he brought me a letter from mom, saying that they were evicted. 1040 01:08:47,232 --> 01:08:49,984 It's good to have news from home. 1041 01:08:50,104 --> 01:08:51,774 Shame on you! 1042 01:08:54,344 --> 01:08:55,421 What's up? 1043 01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:56,850 What happened? 1044 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,011 Nothing. We were discussing. 1045 01:08:59,131 --> 01:09:01,525 - Seemed like a beating. - No. Bye. 1046 01:09:01,884 --> 01:09:02,885 Bye. 1047 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:05,777 Are you happy? 1048 01:09:06,174 --> 01:09:08,592 What will the neighbors think? 1049 01:09:08,914 --> 01:09:12,580 The woodentops! The woodentops are coming! 1050 01:09:12,939 --> 01:09:16,904 The woodentops are coming! The woodentops! 1051 01:09:28,161 --> 01:09:29,956 Flee, Ettore! Wait! 1052 01:09:30,076 --> 01:09:33,131 A spare T-shirt. Don't make me worry. 1053 01:09:37,836 --> 01:09:39,046 Be careful! 1054 01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:41,742 I tell you one thing: Be careful! 1055 01:09:47,756 --> 01:09:49,970 They're lookin' for Tantumergo. 1056 01:09:56,206 --> 01:10:00,061 - Where's Tantumergo? - That's not his name. It's Ettore Rossi. 1057 01:10:00,181 --> 01:10:02,405 - Where is he? - Outside of Rome. 1058 01:10:02,525 --> 01:10:04,786 Outside of Rome?! We have to inspect. 1059 01:10:04,906 --> 01:10:06,637 - Let us in. - There he is! 1060 01:10:06,757 --> 01:10:08,748 There he is! Stop! 1061 01:10:09,031 --> 01:10:10,524 My goodness! 1062 01:10:13,623 --> 01:10:16,325 Stop! Stop or I'll shoot! 1063 01:10:49,352 --> 01:10:54,454 So, first the Panther got smashed, now the flat tires of the Campagnola. 1064 01:10:54,796 --> 01:10:56,521 And you let him escape! 1065 01:10:56,641 --> 01:11:00,542 - Marshall, they looked like angry dogs. - Not angrier than me! 1066 01:11:01,616 --> 01:11:03,612 Where to catch him now? 1067 01:11:04,050 --> 01:11:05,789 Where to catch him? 1068 01:11:06,787 --> 01:11:08,784 Who knows where he's hiding! 1069 01:11:09,267 --> 01:11:10,915 That Tantumergo. 1070 01:11:11,187 --> 01:11:13,851 He's getting on my nerves. For three years. 1071 01:11:23,649 --> 01:11:24,786 Gigi! 1072 01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:26,077 Yes. 1073 01:11:26,322 --> 01:11:28,368 The woodentops are after me. 1074 01:11:29,636 --> 01:11:32,926 I thought I got off scot-free. It's safe here, right? 1075 01:11:33,046 --> 01:11:35,285 It's not the first time. Come! 1076 01:11:35,706 --> 01:11:38,047 It's fresh air in here. Breathe! 1077 01:11:40,239 --> 01:11:41,603 C'mon, breathe! 1078 01:11:42,852 --> 01:11:44,618 I don't want to, Gigi! 1079 01:11:44,738 --> 01:11:46,374 I'm in a bad mood. 1080 01:11:50,002 --> 01:11:51,108 Come in. 1081 01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:55,613 What is it, brigadier? 1082 01:11:55,884 --> 01:12:00,087 It's about the smuggling: "Identify the responsible". But there's a new fact. 1083 01:12:00,207 --> 01:12:02,218 The cigarette packs are full of sawdust. 1084 01:12:02,338 --> 01:12:05,000 Therefore: is it smuggling or aggravated fraud? 1085 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,874 I've got other thoughts on my mind, brigadier. 1086 01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:09,344 Not now. Go! 1087 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:11,486 Yes sir! 1088 01:12:13,693 --> 01:12:15,189 Brigadier Antuono! 1089 01:12:15,552 --> 01:12:16,958 At your command! 1090 01:12:19,694 --> 01:12:23,474 I need someone who has a way with women. 1091 01:12:24,789 --> 01:12:26,592 Anyone in your section? 1092 01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:31,320 Well, there was one. Umberto Codegato, Lance Corporal. 1093 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:34,238 But, he's in punishment... for that same reason. 1094 01:13:05,565 --> 01:13:07,674 To the Special Section, at once! 1095 01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:10,247 The Marshall is looking for you. 1096 01:13:10,367 --> 01:13:13,303 I'd like to clarify the unpleasant misunderstanding 1097 01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:16,060 which brought to my undeserved punishment. 1098 01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:18,706 - The housekeeper... - Never mind. 1099 01:13:19,179 --> 01:13:22,013 Excuse me for insisting. The housekeeper Graziella Rubino 1100 01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:24,678 donated me the gold Catherine out of her own desire. 1101 01:13:24,798 --> 01:13:27,143 As she herself declared. 1102 01:13:27,263 --> 01:13:32,070 But she didn't know you were a cop... And that you were in undercover duty. 1103 01:13:32,338 --> 01:13:35,695 - Your duty was to give it back. - Well, I gave it back. 1104 01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:40,685 Fine. This is your chance to be part of the Special Section again. 1105 01:13:40,961 --> 01:13:42,251 At your command! 1106 01:13:43,198 --> 01:13:44,237 Codegato! 1107 01:13:44,577 --> 01:13:47,072 Every man has his weak spot. 1108 01:13:47,602 --> 01:13:50,427 And I think I know Tantumergo's. 1109 01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:52,893 Tantumergo? 1110 01:13:53,013 --> 01:13:57,315 A nickname he got for his first crime when he was 19. 1111 01:13:57,769 --> 01:13:59,450 A sacrilegious theft. 1112 01:13:59,570 --> 01:14:02,601 His weak spot is the wife. 1113 01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:04,639 This is your duty. 1114 01:14:05,455 --> 01:14:08,290 You should show to everyone, 1115 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:11,975 - parterre and balconies - that you're close to her, 1116 01:14:12,095 --> 01:14:14,110 and she's okay with that. 1117 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:19,203 I'm sure that he will come out as soon as he knows. 1118 01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:24,119 Once he stabbed a guy for this reason. 1119 01:14:27,036 --> 01:14:30,457 Okay? He'll be back if you're good enough. 1120 01:14:30,577 --> 01:14:33,370 If I'm right, of course. 1121 01:14:34,167 --> 01:14:37,055 Let us have a look at you. Better remove... 1122 01:14:37,342 --> 01:14:39,018 ...the mustache. - Right. 1123 01:14:39,138 --> 01:14:42,401 If you allow me Mr. Marshall, I'd rather not remove the mustache. 1124 01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:47,011 Listen. In 1959, when the Major ordered me to remove them, 1125 01:14:47,131 --> 01:14:50,016 I had a certain decline in my appeal. 1126 01:14:50,772 --> 01:14:52,605 Well, keep it then. 1127 01:14:53,021 --> 01:14:55,194 Let's think about the disguise. 1128 01:14:55,314 --> 01:14:58,883 If you allow me Mr. Marshall, I'd choose a distinguished guy. 1129 01:14:59,003 --> 01:15:01,655 An unmarried accountant, side-parting hairstyle. 1130 01:15:01,775 --> 01:15:05,286 No. Nobody trusts distinguished people in that area. 1131 01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:08,442 - No side-parting? - And no accountant. 1132 01:15:08,562 --> 01:15:09,613 Pity! 1133 01:15:10,483 --> 01:15:11,692 Such a pity! 1134 01:15:29,889 --> 01:15:31,474 This is the house. 1135 01:15:38,016 --> 01:15:41,796 - What you doin' here? - We're from the municipality. Road repair. 1136 01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,234 The ground is OK. The problem is on top. 1137 01:15:44,354 --> 01:15:46,785 What are you doing? A subway? 1138 01:15:47,336 --> 01:15:48,737 Gimme the drill. 1139 01:15:50,398 --> 01:15:52,571 - That's the shovel. - My apologies! 1140 01:15:52,691 --> 01:15:55,217 - You usin' polite form? - Yes. Why? 1141 01:16:03,985 --> 01:16:07,576 - Good man. You should get going. - Do you have the injunction? 1142 01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:11,166 - What injunction? - Otherwise I won't move from here. 1143 01:16:12,895 --> 01:16:14,784 Do we have the injunction? 1144 01:16:15,635 --> 01:16:19,811 My bones are weak. The sun is good for me. I won't move. Damn it! 1145 01:16:23,267 --> 01:16:25,066 Let's start over here. 1146 01:16:36,903 --> 01:16:38,460 - In action. Go! - What? 1147 01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,441 - In action. Quick! - Yes sir. 1148 01:16:40,561 --> 01:16:43,359 - Don't stand at attention! - I'm sorry. - Be informal. 1149 01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:46,842 Hey you, lowborn. Look how one should behave with women. 1150 01:16:50,085 --> 01:16:53,109 We'll get eardrum rupture from this noise! 1151 01:17:12,995 --> 01:17:14,689 Excuse my disturb, madam. 1152 01:17:14,809 --> 01:17:16,769 I'm one of the maintenance workers. 1153 01:17:16,889 --> 01:17:19,483 Could we have some water for the mixture? 1154 01:17:25,536 --> 01:17:27,549 However, how they say... 1155 01:17:28,645 --> 01:17:30,299 The coincidence... 1156 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:38,447 Yes! 1157 01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:43,705 Hey! Will you stop it? 1158 01:17:58,293 --> 01:18:01,468 Why aren't you married? You have a way with women. 1159 01:18:01,922 --> 01:18:04,508 'Cause they don't permit you until the 30s. 1160 01:18:04,628 --> 01:18:06,923 After the 30s you start reasoning. 1161 01:18:15,567 --> 01:18:17,846 You all eatin' the same stuff?! 1162 01:18:19,119 --> 01:18:20,517 Razor clams. 1163 01:18:21,523 --> 01:18:23,125 Like in the barracks. 1164 01:18:24,153 --> 01:18:25,537 Coincidence. 1165 01:18:27,588 --> 01:18:28,821 Move on! 1166 01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:31,987 What if I don't wanna? 1167 01:18:32,451 --> 01:18:33,977 What'd you do? 1168 01:18:38,753 --> 01:18:40,824 Another loss 2 to 0. 1169 01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:43,843 Sampdoria is having a hard time this season. 1170 01:18:44,154 --> 01:18:47,636 Someone here wants to be a Sampdoria fan. 1171 01:18:49,851 --> 01:18:51,108 Right? 1172 01:18:52,941 --> 01:18:55,376 Don't put your hand on my shoulder. 1173 01:18:55,694 --> 01:18:56,954 Right? 1174 01:18:57,514 --> 01:19:00,595 No. I don't like hands on me. 1175 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:02,506 I'm talkin' to you. 1176 01:19:02,957 --> 01:19:06,162 - Come on, I told you I don't like hands on me. - Hey! 1177 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,399 I don't want this hand on me! 1178 01:19:16,813 --> 01:19:18,513 Goddamnit! 1179 01:19:27,378 --> 01:19:29,723 Codegato, try to control yourself. 1180 01:19:29,843 --> 01:19:31,468 Cut it out. Okay? 1181 01:19:33,821 --> 01:19:37,015 # You know a lot about it # 1182 01:19:37,355 --> 01:19:39,774 # You don't know it well # 1183 01:19:39,894 --> 01:19:42,439 # But now enough # 1184 01:19:49,383 --> 01:19:51,477 Codegato! Move, be quick! 1185 01:19:56,668 --> 01:19:59,881 # You know a lot about it # 1186 01:20:00,001 --> 01:20:03,660 # You don't know it well # 1187 01:20:04,110 --> 01:20:06,886 You got the most beautiful voice, madam! 1188 01:20:09,055 --> 01:20:10,542 Really beautiful! 1189 01:20:13,659 --> 01:20:17,148 Pity that you can't cultivate it like you do with the garden. 1190 01:20:17,268 --> 01:20:18,837 Begonias, I guess. 1191 01:20:19,139 --> 01:20:21,785 Lover of flowers. Kindness of heart. 1192 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,081 Tough cookie. The greater the pleasure to have it. 1193 01:20:40,201 --> 01:20:43,708 - Hey, they're stealing the driller! - After him. - Hey, you! 1194 01:20:43,828 --> 01:20:46,087 Where you going? Stop! Stop! 1195 01:20:59,662 --> 01:21:00,992 Here, look. 1196 01:21:01,112 --> 01:21:02,943 Women are such whores! 1197 01:21:03,063 --> 01:21:05,935 Don't plant the seed of doubt in your mind. 1198 01:21:06,389 --> 01:21:08,089 Attilia is a saint. 1199 01:21:08,209 --> 01:21:10,970 She'd not have married me if she were a saint. 1200 01:21:11,090 --> 01:21:12,692 Come on, kids. Let's team up. 1201 01:21:12,812 --> 01:21:16,842 - Who's playing the guard? - Not me! - Who's playing the thief? - Me! 1202 01:21:18,715 --> 01:21:20,636 The Marshall is angry as hell. 1203 01:21:20,756 --> 01:21:24,800 You'll go back to the community service brigade if we fail again today. 1204 01:21:26,425 --> 01:21:28,307 - Are you ready? - Yes sir! 1205 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:29,900 Let's do it. 1206 01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:34,778 Oh God! 1207 01:21:35,137 --> 01:21:38,141 - Oh God! - What is it? Are you feeling sick? 1208 01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:41,430 - What happened? - Sunstroke, I guess. Let's take him in the shadow. 1209 01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:44,844 - In that house, quick. - No, take him at my home. 1210 01:21:45,757 --> 01:21:47,098 Go away. 1211 01:21:47,218 --> 01:21:49,910 Why not in my home? Do I have scabies?! 1212 01:21:55,262 --> 01:21:57,491 God! Why bring him here?! 1213 01:21:57,926 --> 01:21:59,759 I'm sorry, ma'am! He's sick. 1214 01:21:59,879 --> 01:22:01,573 - On the bed. - What happened? 1215 01:22:01,693 --> 01:22:04,729 Some fresh water, please. Let's make a compress. 1216 01:22:04,849 --> 01:22:08,679 - Sunstroke is very dangerous. - Be careful. The cover is new. 1217 01:22:09,003 --> 01:22:11,403 Put this newspaper under his feet. 1218 01:22:11,523 --> 01:22:14,899 Couldn't you take him to hospital? Why bring him here? 1219 01:22:16,185 --> 01:22:19,471 Stay as long as you can, if you want to be back in the Section. 1220 01:22:19,591 --> 01:22:22,367 And moreover, try not to behave improperly. 1221 01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:24,367 This way. 1222 01:22:25,085 --> 01:22:26,144 Let's go. 1223 01:22:26,264 --> 01:22:30,207 - Isn't it better take him to hospital? - I'll call a doctor. He, to a drugstore. 1224 01:22:30,327 --> 01:22:34,202 - Quick! It's matter of life and death. - Hey, you leavin' him here? 1225 01:22:39,770 --> 01:22:41,274 Look at him! 1226 01:22:46,906 --> 01:22:48,134 Wake up! 1227 01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:53,634 O God! He's dead! 1228 01:22:55,391 --> 01:22:57,923 Don't wanna be in trouble. I'm going too. 1229 01:22:58,043 --> 01:22:59,759 Where's my bag? 1230 01:23:09,812 --> 01:23:11,078 Where am I? 1231 01:23:12,307 --> 01:23:13,648 You felt sick. 1232 01:23:13,768 --> 01:23:15,236 A sunstroke. 1233 01:23:15,633 --> 01:23:17,995 Your friends are callin' a doctor. 1234 01:23:19,223 --> 01:23:20,584 How am I now? 1235 01:23:20,886 --> 01:23:23,418 - What do I know? Don't ask me. - Better? 1236 01:23:23,815 --> 01:23:26,517 Yes, better. Could you please stand up? 1237 01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:31,544 I'm not sure whether this is real, 1238 01:23:31,827 --> 01:23:33,339 or it's a dream. 1239 01:23:33,459 --> 01:23:36,965 Okay. Could you be so kind to stand up and go away? 1240 01:23:40,463 --> 01:23:42,901 Nice. Nice home. Congratulations. 1241 01:23:43,397 --> 01:23:45,642 I notice the woman's taste. 1242 01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:47,834 Well... 1243 01:23:49,668 --> 01:23:52,862 - Go away, for God's sake. - Are you driving me out? 1244 01:23:52,982 --> 01:23:57,170 - It's not kind of you. - It's not kind of you to insist on stayin' here. 1245 01:24:00,326 --> 01:24:03,482 - What now? You laughin'? - No, nothing. Sarcasm. 1246 01:24:04,616 --> 01:24:07,809 I thought my presence was not quite unwelcome. 1247 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:11,967 I was lying to myself. I'm only a delusional. 1248 01:24:24,118 --> 01:24:26,442 As you can see, I'm going away. 1249 01:24:32,225 --> 01:24:35,343 No! You shouldn't leave. You're just a coward. 1250 01:24:35,626 --> 01:24:38,234 Speak if your feelings are sincere. 1251 01:24:38,631 --> 01:24:40,161 Who're you talkin' to? 1252 01:24:40,281 --> 01:24:43,034 Nothing. Talking to myself. Like a stupid. 1253 01:24:44,489 --> 01:24:47,003 Be good. Go talk outside. 1254 01:24:48,099 --> 01:24:50,164 You're so pretty, Mrs. Attilia! 1255 01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:52,274 In bloom. 1256 01:24:53,049 --> 01:24:55,065 Who told you my name? 1257 01:24:55,902 --> 01:24:57,660 Be good. Get out. 1258 01:24:58,831 --> 01:25:01,723 A pretty woman like you could have no other name. 1259 01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:04,708 God, I feel weak. Again. Damn it. 1260 01:25:07,049 --> 01:25:09,130 Look, how to tell you? 1261 01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:12,399 It's that my husband is extremely jealous. 1262 01:25:12,519 --> 01:25:13,930 He beats you? 1263 01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:18,938 - Sure he beats me. - I'd never hit a woman. Not even with a flower stalk. 1264 01:25:19,058 --> 01:25:21,596 Jealous man, amorous man. 1265 01:25:23,354 --> 01:25:27,788 - Mrs. Attilia. Could I ask you a question that may seem a bit bold? - No. 1266 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,688 Do you believe in love at first sight? 1267 01:25:31,808 --> 01:25:34,752 You don't have to answer now. You should think about it, 1268 01:25:34,872 --> 01:25:37,417 before making me happy or sad. I'm not in a hurry. 1269 01:25:37,537 --> 01:25:40,890 - I am! I'll call the police if you don't go. - That's a good one. 1270 01:25:41,010 --> 01:25:43,331 Okay, I'm going. I'll show you! 1271 01:25:45,621 --> 01:25:47,832 - Who is it? - It's Cleofe. 1272 01:25:48,172 --> 01:25:49,688 Shall I stay in bed? 1273 01:25:49,961 --> 01:25:51,236 You crazy?! 1274 01:25:53,614 --> 01:25:57,980 Hi Attilia. I brought you the flour that you lend me the other day. Many... 1275 01:25:58,641 --> 01:25:59,926 ... thanks! 1276 01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:03,450 He's one of the bricklayers workin' in the road. 1277 01:26:03,570 --> 01:26:05,982 Poor him! He felt sick. A sunstroke. 1278 01:26:06,102 --> 01:26:09,422 - He's feeling better now. He goin' away. - I see. 1279 01:26:11,235 --> 01:26:12,300 Bye. 1280 01:26:13,433 --> 01:26:14,845 Bye Cleofe. 1281 01:26:15,979 --> 01:26:18,879 You should go now that you're feelin' better. 1282 01:26:20,439 --> 01:26:21,742 Oh God! 1283 01:26:24,256 --> 01:26:25,597 Cleofe! 1284 01:26:27,527 --> 01:26:28,710 Cleofe! 1285 01:26:31,814 --> 01:26:33,342 Are you dumb? 1286 01:26:33,741 --> 01:26:35,612 Who knows what she'll think! 1287 01:26:35,732 --> 01:26:37,653 Are you tryin' to ruin me? 1288 01:26:38,050 --> 01:26:40,733 I thought I should hide for not putting you at risk. 1289 01:26:40,853 --> 01:26:42,748 I'm sorry if I did wrong. I'm going. 1290 01:26:42,868 --> 01:26:46,176 You can't go out like this! Wait, I'll help you clean. 1291 01:26:48,163 --> 01:26:50,450 No, don't bother. Let me do it. 1292 01:26:50,771 --> 01:26:52,169 I'll do it. 1293 01:26:53,114 --> 01:26:54,626 I'm really sorry. 1294 01:27:04,074 --> 01:27:07,420 Attilia, you look so pretty when you're thoughtful. 1295 01:27:07,540 --> 01:27:09,443 Can I call you Attilia? 1296 01:27:11,464 --> 01:27:15,603 - Attilia, I have to confess you something terrible. - What wrongs did I do?! 1297 01:27:15,723 --> 01:27:18,475 Go away! Go away! I beg you! 1298 01:27:18,891 --> 01:27:22,877 The sunstroke was not real. It was just a trick to get in your home. 1299 01:27:23,124 --> 01:27:25,165 One can't tell the heart what to do! 1300 01:27:25,285 --> 01:27:29,020 I understand your disgrace... 'cause a pretty woman like you, 1301 01:27:29,474 --> 01:27:32,781 hanging around with a road worker... Doesn't happen often. 1302 01:27:33,216 --> 01:27:36,409 But I wasn't born a road worker. I was in university. 1303 01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:41,436 So, the sunstroke was not real? 1304 01:27:41,556 --> 01:27:45,510 I'd be an accountant by now. I studied accounting in Padua. 1305 01:27:46,175 --> 01:27:47,895 Are you an accountant? 1306 01:27:49,274 --> 01:27:51,542 The ups and downs of life. 1307 01:27:52,253 --> 01:27:55,518 I became orphan at young age and had to interrupt my studies. 1308 01:27:55,638 --> 01:27:57,558 Life's hard in Pordenone. 1309 01:27:58,420 --> 01:28:00,623 It's not the same for everyone. 1310 01:28:01,018 --> 01:28:04,344 As they say: The honest got no luck. 1311 01:28:04,703 --> 01:28:06,877 Then you accept what you are, 1312 01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,144 and struggle on like the beasts. 1313 01:28:09,264 --> 01:28:12,206 Forget about enjoying life... 1314 01:28:12,414 --> 01:28:13,926 Dear Umberto. 1315 01:28:14,813 --> 01:28:17,888 My name is Umberto. It's not even a nice one. 1316 01:28:18,821 --> 01:28:21,066 I also write poems. 1317 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,165 What are you doing, Mrs. Attilia? 1318 01:28:30,285 --> 01:28:31,397 Crying? 1319 01:28:35,114 --> 01:28:37,830 - Life's so harsh! - What? 1320 01:28:39,423 --> 01:28:41,693 I said: Life's so harsh. 1321 01:28:43,382 --> 01:28:45,506 - You said that for me? - No. 1322 01:28:45,794 --> 01:28:48,591 I said it for me and my husband. 1323 01:28:49,177 --> 01:28:51,086 Want to blow your nose? 1324 01:28:52,515 --> 01:28:55,809 It's a great sin to shed tears from pretty eyes. 1325 01:28:57,077 --> 01:28:59,043 He was unlucky, too. 1326 01:28:59,402 --> 01:29:01,179 A wretched person. 1327 01:29:01,430 --> 01:29:03,788 - Want to see something? - Alright. 1328 01:29:04,768 --> 01:29:07,773 - Damn it. Look at that! - He assaulted me. 1329 01:29:08,604 --> 01:29:11,658 He'll beat me when he comes back. 1330 01:29:11,778 --> 01:29:13,923 They'll tell him you were here. 1331 01:29:14,303 --> 01:29:16,647 Maybe a clothes iron on my face. 1332 01:29:17,463 --> 01:29:18,756 Who cares! 1333 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:20,895 I wish he killed me! 1334 01:29:21,787 --> 01:29:23,697 What kind of life is this? 1335 01:29:24,689 --> 01:29:26,235 Don't say that. 1336 01:29:27,450 --> 01:29:29,527 Don't fall in despair! 1337 01:29:33,548 --> 01:29:37,012 Are you sure Mrs. Cleofe will tell everything to your husband? 1338 01:29:37,132 --> 01:29:39,419 She'd have to know where he is. 1339 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:41,030 Where is he? 1340 01:29:42,013 --> 01:29:45,472 But now... be kind and leave! 1341 01:29:45,883 --> 01:29:48,885 - You've been here for half an hour. - Half an hour? 1342 01:29:50,797 --> 01:29:52,329 Not bad at all. 1343 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:57,843 It's very kind of you to feel something for me. I thank you so much! 1344 01:29:57,963 --> 01:30:00,563 But, I'm married. This isn't possible. 1345 01:30:01,425 --> 01:30:04,223 You're an accountant and you should understand. 1346 01:30:09,013 --> 01:30:12,672 Goodbye Mr. Umberto. The whole life is a sacrifice. 1347 01:30:13,204 --> 01:30:15,419 I wish you the best of luck! 1348 01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:18,924 - Also to you. - What're you doing? 1349 01:30:22,066 --> 01:30:24,334 It was a pleasure meeting you. 1350 01:30:24,454 --> 01:30:25,876 Attilia Rossi. 1351 01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:28,967 Pleasure's all mine! Umberto Codegato. 1352 01:30:31,681 --> 01:30:34,508 - The handkerchief! - No, you can keep it. 1353 01:30:35,035 --> 01:30:36,219 Thanks. 1354 01:31:03,938 --> 01:31:06,179 Are you okay? You look better now. 1355 01:31:06,299 --> 01:31:10,487 Try to look happy! The plan was successful. Everybody understood. 1356 01:31:10,607 --> 01:31:12,772 Let's go to the bar for a drink. 1357 01:31:12,892 --> 01:31:14,395 Our Casanova! 1358 01:31:14,727 --> 01:31:16,959 Well done! Let's go. 1359 01:31:18,935 --> 01:31:20,957 Brigadier, excuse me. 1360 01:31:21,447 --> 01:31:23,507 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 1361 01:31:23,627 --> 01:31:26,807 - Can a Carabineer have a guilty conscience? - When in duty? 1362 01:31:26,927 --> 01:31:28,685 I'm sorry, I guess no. 1363 01:31:29,743 --> 01:31:33,145 - We need some Vov. Vov made of eggs. - True. 1364 01:31:33,265 --> 01:31:35,481 There's nothing better than Vov. 1365 01:31:39,380 --> 01:31:41,923 Nothing. Tantumergo hasn't showed up. 1366 01:31:42,043 --> 01:31:45,230 - Maybe nobody told him. - Maybe he escaped outside Rome. 1367 01:31:45,350 --> 01:31:47,592 - What do we do? - Wait for the dawn. 1368 01:31:47,712 --> 01:31:49,879 We inform the Marshall in an hour. 1369 01:31:52,079 --> 01:31:52,928 Yes? 1370 01:31:53,308 --> 01:31:54,961 Pass him to me. Quick! 1371 01:31:55,705 --> 01:31:56,795 Come in! 1372 01:31:58,326 --> 01:31:59,327 Hello. 1373 01:31:59,447 --> 01:32:01,104 Patrol car No.4? 1374 01:32:01,709 --> 01:32:03,409 Good. I mean bad! 1375 01:32:04,231 --> 01:32:06,792 The stake-out is over. Re-enter. 1376 01:32:07,907 --> 01:32:08,964 Nothing. 1377 01:32:09,084 --> 01:32:10,968 Tantumergo has vanished. 1378 01:32:11,088 --> 01:32:14,690 - He didn't fall for it, or... - Marshall, I think he got out of country. 1379 01:32:14,810 --> 01:32:17,065 - To Tunisia or Corsica. - Probably. 1380 01:32:17,185 --> 01:32:19,500 Go and gather the equipment. 1381 01:32:19,878 --> 01:32:22,448 - If there's anything left. - Yes sir. 1382 01:32:22,876 --> 01:32:24,241 Let's go guys. 1383 01:32:24,712 --> 01:32:27,560 - Marshall, I did my best. - Yes, it's okay. 1384 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:30,300 - Okay, Codegato. Go. - At your command. 1385 01:32:30,867 --> 01:32:32,927 - Codegato? - Yes sir. 1386 01:32:34,239 --> 01:32:35,832 You did your best. 1387 01:32:37,698 --> 01:32:39,875 - Well, how did it go? - Marshall... 1388 01:32:39,995 --> 01:32:41,976 Are we going for it? Yes or no? 1389 01:32:42,565 --> 01:32:43,539 Yes. 1390 01:32:44,134 --> 01:32:45,097 No? 1391 01:32:45,494 --> 01:32:46,704 Yes or no? 1392 01:32:46,824 --> 01:32:50,666 The order was to play for the parterre and balconies. I did that. 1393 01:32:50,786 --> 01:32:52,242 And you tell me now? 1394 01:32:52,362 --> 01:32:55,359 It was complicated. I couldn't sleep all night. 1395 01:32:56,060 --> 01:32:58,005 You let the villain go away! 1396 01:32:58,125 --> 01:33:00,727 What'd you do? A slaughter? Use your brain. 1397 01:33:00,847 --> 01:33:04,864 I could get both of them. Now it's just Attilia to pay for it. 1398 01:33:04,984 --> 01:33:07,737 Don't make any mistake! You'll get 30 years! 1399 01:33:07,857 --> 01:33:11,667 - Tantumergo, don't go like that! - Why? - The jacket's mine. 1400 01:33:12,064 --> 01:33:15,182 He'll ruin his life. Couldn't you stay quiet? 1401 01:33:15,302 --> 01:33:18,659 That's the pact. He guards my wife when I'm in jail. 1402 01:33:18,779 --> 01:33:20,457 Eh you guys... 1403 01:33:51,979 --> 01:33:54,020 You're really wicked. 1404 01:33:54,984 --> 01:33:56,722 Why did you come back? 1405 01:33:57,088 --> 01:33:59,671 I brought you a small gift. 1406 01:33:59,791 --> 01:34:02,718 - I have to explain something, too. - What is it? 1407 01:34:03,189 --> 01:34:04,965 "You know too much". 1408 01:34:05,085 --> 01:34:06,401 Rita Pavone. 1409 01:34:06,648 --> 01:34:10,295 I'll call for help! You've already compromised me enough. 1410 01:34:10,415 --> 01:34:12,808 Exactly. That's why I'm back. 1411 01:34:13,943 --> 01:34:15,133 Attilia. 1412 01:34:15,530 --> 01:34:19,083 - I told you I was not a road worker, but an accountant. - So? 1413 01:34:19,203 --> 01:34:21,256 Well, it was a lie. 1414 01:34:21,577 --> 01:34:23,524 I was acting as a road worker 1415 01:34:23,644 --> 01:34:26,906 who was acting as an accountant working as a road worker. 1416 01:34:27,978 --> 01:34:28,919 But... 1417 01:34:29,458 --> 01:34:32,141 Listen, no problem. Just get out. 1418 01:34:32,784 --> 01:34:34,652 Then, I told another lie... 1419 01:34:34,925 --> 01:34:36,942 Which makes me feel more guilty. 1420 01:34:37,546 --> 01:34:39,764 When I said that I loved you. 1421 01:34:41,616 --> 01:34:44,859 - Well? - Acting. Bloody acting, even that. 1422 01:34:46,372 --> 01:34:49,095 But as the song says: "It's not my fault. 1423 01:34:49,376 --> 01:34:51,068 And silence will fall." 1424 01:34:52,589 --> 01:34:56,595 I'm Lance Corporal of the Carabineers. I lied, but because of my duty. 1425 01:34:57,332 --> 01:34:59,221 My motto: Forever faithful. 1426 01:34:59,851 --> 01:35:04,358 I furtively entered your home in disguise, to make your husband believe 1427 01:35:04,478 --> 01:35:08,276 that a self-styled road worker was flirting with you. 1428 01:35:08,616 --> 01:35:10,922 Make him come out and seize him. 1429 01:35:14,078 --> 01:35:16,062 Son of a bitch! 1430 01:35:16,572 --> 01:35:19,539 Madam, you shouldn't say unkind words. 1431 01:35:19,879 --> 01:35:22,601 Duty is an obligation. "It's not my fault. 1432 01:35:23,111 --> 01:35:26,003 - And silence will fall..." - "...Unauthorized". 1433 01:35:26,123 --> 01:35:28,403 Ettore, you look horrible! 1434 01:35:28,523 --> 01:35:31,200 I got lucky! I thought I was late. 1435 01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:34,827 - Flee! You know who he is? - I do. I also know you're shameless. 1436 01:35:34,947 --> 01:35:36,968 Don't talk to a woman like that. 1437 01:35:37,088 --> 01:35:38,487 Shut up, rat! 1438 01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:41,321 Mr. Tantumergo. I'm Lance Corporal, Special Service. 1439 01:35:41,441 --> 01:35:44,045 And I'm Captain of the Papal Swiss Guard! 1440 01:35:44,165 --> 01:35:46,370 I declare you under arrest. Stop! 1441 01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:49,148 Tantumergo is innocent. He's a real woodentop. 1442 01:35:49,268 --> 01:35:53,630 - He came here just to hunt you. I swear. - Shut up! 1443 01:35:54,102 --> 01:35:57,315 Badge of the Armed Forces. Careful, Mr. Rossi! 1444 01:35:57,435 --> 01:35:59,167 Resistance to police. 1445 01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,378 I'm on a special mission. Understand? 1446 01:36:01,498 --> 01:36:04,250 Careful what you do, Mr. Rossi. Last warning! 1447 01:36:04,370 --> 01:36:07,860 I finished the course in Anguillara. Black belt in Judo. 1448 01:36:10,790 --> 01:36:14,069 - No, Ettore! You'll ruin yourself! - Leave me! 1449 01:36:16,677 --> 01:36:18,982 O God, what happened? 1450 01:36:20,097 --> 01:36:23,000 Ettore! Holy mother! What are they doing to you? 1451 01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:25,086 Congratulations, Lance Corporal! 1452 01:36:25,206 --> 01:36:29,914 - Lance Corporal? So 'twas true. - I told you, wretched. Are you happy now? 1453 01:36:30,254 --> 01:36:32,256 Of course I'm happy. 1454 01:36:32,597 --> 01:36:35,715 It was a trick. I bet it was from the Marshall. 1455 01:36:37,149 --> 01:36:38,453 Attilia! 1456 01:36:38,796 --> 01:36:42,651 Attilia, you're right. You're a saint. Gigi was right. 1457 01:36:42,972 --> 01:36:45,277 Gigi, you were right. I fell for it. 1458 01:36:45,397 --> 01:36:48,415 Well, better this way. How come you're here? 1459 01:36:48,535 --> 01:36:51,949 I brought them. Better a few years than a life sentence. 1460 01:36:52,535 --> 01:36:54,103 Thanks, my friend. 1461 01:36:54,424 --> 01:36:57,986 - Thanks to you, too! What was your name? - Umberto Codegato. 1462 01:36:58,106 --> 01:36:59,894 - Let's go now. - Yes, let's go. 1463 01:37:00,014 --> 01:37:02,978 Thanks to everyone! Attilia, think about me! 1464 01:37:03,098 --> 01:37:05,038 - Think about me! - Ettore! 1465 01:37:41,077 --> 01:37:42,815 How many will he get? 1466 01:37:43,371 --> 01:37:44,705 Depends. 1467 01:37:46,132 --> 01:37:50,091 I guess 4 or 5 years for the written offence. Reducible. 1468 01:37:52,188 --> 01:37:55,306 Everything depends on my report to the Marshall. 1469 01:37:56,345 --> 01:37:59,027 What about the amnesty? Is there any hope? 1470 01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:03,904 They granted one a month ago. 1471 01:38:12,787 --> 01:38:16,489 They never realize that when they condemn a man, 1472 01:38:16,609 --> 01:38:18,674 they also condemn the woman. 1473 01:38:20,741 --> 01:38:22,045 I agree. 1474 01:38:25,577 --> 01:38:28,504 THE END 116115