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Hi. I'm Eva, and welcome
to the new episode of Genital.

Today, I want to talk about a largely
misunderstood aspect of our pleasure,

the clitoris.

I'd like this to be a starting point
to talk about it

with your partners,

in bed, in the kitchen,
or wherever you like to make love.

The clitoris is the only part of the body
that exists only for female pleasure.

It's not just a little button,
as many people think.

It has a complex structure which,
if carefully stimulated,

can give very intense pleasure.

In a nutshell,
the clitoris is not a button,

but rather the tip of an iceberg.

Yes, you heard me.

"The clitoris is not a button,
but rather the tip of an iceberg."

This is very deep.

"The clitoris is not a button,
but rather the tip of an iceberg."

This is amazing.

Are you ready?

No, it's just that I heard you whisper
"clitoris," "button"...

I thought you might need my help.

Do you wear that mask
with a trunk every night?

- The CPAP? Yes, that's for sleep apnea.
- I see.

I was trying to get ready
for my upcoming debut.

You don't need that stuff.
You need to learn the Bremer method.

I won't take lessons from you.
The world has changed.

No, it hasn't.

The clitoris is not a button, but the tip
of an iceberg. Did you know that?

It may have changed,
but a real man never changes. Look...

It's all written here.

So, this is the famous Bremer method.

Before I start reading this tome,
could you tell me about the client,

- Francesca, right?
- Yes.

How does it work? It's my first time...

- No! No!
- Yes.

- Never say it's your first time.
- I see.

Every woman's at your feet,
but you're choosing her.

That's disgusting, you do realize that?

What really matters
is to make them feel desired, accepted.

And that it gets hard at the right time.

Speaking of that,
what if I have a fleeting thought

and I get distracted...

Are you crazy? It's out of question!
That's the first thing!

- You must stick to the method.
- Meaning?

I focus on the objective.

If I want to buy a car, say, a Porsche,
I'll tell myself,

"I'm going to get a Porsche,
I'm going to get a Porsche," and it works.

Try with a Ferrari.

I got you so many model cars
when you were a child. Do you remember?

It's great to find out I have a brother
who's passionate about model cars.

I ride a bike, I hate cars.

Think of the Porsche. "I'm going to get
a Porsche, I'm going to get a Porsche..."

- It's already working.
- Please!

- Enough.
- I'll be off, now.

Don't screw things up
with Francesca, please.

Now, go to my bathroom, get some makeup

and cover that red crap on your face.

They punched me.

I've laid out some clothes on the bed.

You can relax,
she's not a peculiar client.

- What do you mean by that?
- Goodbye!

Giacomo, are there any peculiar clients?

- Bye, dear.
- What does that mean?

Fading Gigolo

Thank you.

Hi. Giacomo sent me here for...

Sure. Please, make yourself comfortable.
I'll show you the way.

- Would you like some wine?
- Yes, please, madam.

- Don't call me "madam."
- Okay.

- How do you know Giacomo?
- Well, I've known him my whole life.

He'll be fine soon, won't he?

Yes, he's already feeling better.

- You're young.
- Is that a problem?

Giacomo has vouched for you, I trust him.

I'll show you the restaurant.

That's our organic vegetable garden.
Our entire menu comes from there.

One might assume it's easy, but to serve

only farm-to-table food
is quite complicated.

That's very interesting. I like that.

Downstairs, we have our kitchens
and a room

for drying and smoking food.

Drying and smoking food?

You smell amazing.

I was peeling garlic.

That's why...

- More wine?
- Yes, please.

The kitchen.

Are you hungry? I'll cook something.

Francesca, there's no need
to keep on pretending.

- What are you thinking?
- It's not working.

Nothing's happening...

The thing is, you're young.
You're different from what I'm used to.

Is that suit yours?

It's Giacomo's.

Since we're being very open,
I'd like to tell you that

this is actually the first time I do it.

Yes.

That's why...

Well...

- Who are you calling?
- Giacomo. I'm calling this off.

Please, don't. If you complain about me,
he'll destroy me.

- Please.
- What do you mean?

He'll criticize me.

- Will he make you feel inadequate?
- Exactly.

- Like shit.
- You got it.

I'll do anything, don't call him.

What's your name again?

Alfonso.

You're lucky, Alfonso.

Why is that?

I'm acquainted with criticism.

Take that thing off. It bugs me.

You're hiding something. You have a lover.

I wish, Marisina!

Father, you can't imagine how long
I've been waiting for this moment.

I see, Marisa.

That's what marriage preparation is for.

Before you build a future together,
you need to have solid foundations.

Foundations?
We've been digging for 40 years.

We've reached the other side of the Earth.

- Australia!
- Very well.

Excuse me for a moment.

Giacomo, please
don't snap your fingers in the church.

I'm sorry,
it's about a funeral, unfortunately.

What's going on?

I'd like to ask you some information
about organizing a funeral.

You do funerals, too, don't you?

- I'm a priest, I do everything.
- Good.

Now, if one was looking
for something peculiar, something big,

- what could one do?
- Well, I know a couple of organists.

- The music's already been sorted.
- What do you need?

A dance show. Maybe up there?

Are you crazy? At a funeral?

I was thinking about a bunch
of belly dancers, to start with.

Then champagne, petit fours, canap�s...

Canap�s? We don't do this.

Listen. A friend of mine
is the best vegan chef in Rome,

- and she'd take care of the food.
- Whose funeral would that be?

Since you're the expert here,

which is the most suitable? This one?

This one?

Or this one? For the gravestone.

You've printed out pictures?
What came into you?

Put that stuff away.

Have mercy on a poor sinner.
Who'll take care of this, if I don't?

First of all, a sinner should go to
confession before he dies, shouldn't he?

Yes, you're right. Can I confess to you?

- Sure.
- Can you do that?

- Let's go, then.
- Okay.

That way?

Yes. Lower your voice, this is a church.

Come here.

...in the ass.

That's disgusting! How could you?
What sort of life have you led?

You need an exorcism, not a confession.

I don't think that's even possible.
Were you actually on top?

No, I was the one with the donkey.

You can't say that.

- I'll have to sanitize the confessional.
- Luigi...

Save my soul.

What can I do?

You can...
Well, you can do something pious.

I met a girl called Pia once.

Pia Ejette Cardose. A Brazilian.
She had an ass like a sweaty horse's.

No more animal metaphors, please.

She was a Carioca.
I'd take her to a restaurant where...

- Here's a list of charities.
- Yes.

Take a look at it,
then pick one and send them money.

How much?

- A lot.
- What do you mean by "a lot"?

- A small donation.
- Given what you told me,

- a very big donation.
- Thank you.

You're welcome. No, you don't have to.
Right, have a good day.

- Palmiro? Marisa?
- Finally!

I don't have time now, see you tomorrow.
Get ready.

You don't have to, Giacomo, bye.

Did you hear his confession?

Should I take that as a yes? Good.

I deserve this today.

FRANCESCA VILLA RESTAURANT
STARRED VEGAN CUISINE

PRIORI'S RATING

Here it is.

- Did you get the zucchini?
- Yes.

You need to finely chop them.

What are you thinking?

That you're beautiful.

You're a good liar.

With that angel face of yours...

You could be the first man I've met
who's good at cooking.

I learned from my neighbor, Mrs. Bitonti,
when I was a child.

I'm very proud of that.

Set a timer for the pasta.

- How many minutes?
- Eight.

Eight.

Earlier, you said
you're acquainted with criticism.

What did you mean?

You've clearly never worked
in a starred restaurant.

A chef, even more so a female chef,
is under constant scrutiny.

There's a critic
who comes here every year,

tastes everything
and invariably rates me three stars.

He always says
he'll rate me four stars the next year.

He'll probably dies before he does.

What does he rate other chefs?

He's famous for his low ratings.

Why do you care, then?

Well...

Won't you eat it?

Eat what?

That dish has earned me
six international awards.

Six?

I'll give an interview next week

- about the "monofusillo."
- A whole interview?

Yes. They'll also take photos of me.
They said they'll have to photoshop me.

- Why?
- Because I'm a bit decaying.

You always have to strive
for perfection in my job,

you can never let yourself go.

If there's one thing that needs
photoshopping, it's the "monofusillo."

Not you.

Can I have a taste? Because...

It's good. Try it.

No, you should taste it. You made it.

- No!
- Come on. Try it.

Good. I like you trying things.

- I like it...
- What?

Don't play with food.
I figured you out, all right?

You'll see.
I'll make you try it in the end.

Where are you going?

Don't make any comments.
I've put on some weight lately.

Well, I knew it would end up like this.

- What do you mean?
- Lukewarm.

Lukewarm food is never good.
And the same goes for sex.

- You were detached.
- That's not true!

Well... I might still be inexperienced,
I'll give you that.

I might be clumsy,
but I'm trying to learn.

- Yes.
- Learn what?

For instance, that the clitoris is not
a button, but the tip of an iceberg.

That sort of thing.

Whatever.

Why the long face?

Smile. You look more handsome
when you smile.

Smile.

Smile!

I'm smiling.

- I'm smiling.
- Well?

Do you like me?

Yes, very much.

Good. Then show it to me.

Take me.

Should we start again?

Yes, we'll go on
until we reach perfection.

This search for perfection
makes me a bit nervous.

- I'm paying you to do this.
- That's true, but...

- It's just that...
- I'll do everything.

I'll make a bomb out of you.

Good morning, everyone.
I'm Francesca Villa.

Today, I'll show you a vegan recipe,

namely, vegan eggnog.

Let's start with a tablespoon of flour.

Add some natural thickener,

I've opted for guar seeds.

Instead of sugar, I'm using erythritol.

And to replace milk,
I'm using both coconut and oat milk.

This is where the fun begins.
You'd better set a timer.

Beat it.

More vigorously.

Beat it. Harder.

Just like that.

Harder.

A bit more.

Keep going. Just like that, good.

We're almost there,
well done, almost there.

Keep going.

That's it.

FLOUR

- You're ready for the breading.
- What?

You're ready for the breading.

No. What's that?

No! Help! No!

Well done, son. You made it.

Thank you.

Maybe there's no such thing as perfection.

- For sure you're far from it.
- I agree.

And yet, tonight was authentic.

A four-star night.

- Bye, Alfonso.
- Bye, Francesca.

Take that!

GRAVIERI
Tick-tock. We know where you live.

Well done!

Dickheads!

Be careful.

I'll leave the boxes in the kitchen, miss.

Okay. Thanks.

Roberto, help me with these boxes.

The lady is pregnant,
she can't lift any weights.

Can't you do that?
I've been doing all the work.

I carried the washing machine
for six floors.

You're always complaining,
I wonder why I'm paying you.

Get up. That's not funny.

Why are you all covered in dust?

- Did she bread you or did you do cocaine?
- She breaded me.

How was it?

It was great for her.
She thought you'd turn up,

and then she saw me, so...

Well, your being so nondescript,
a blank canvas, I'd say,

could be your superpower.

Now I see why you had a heart attack.

It's quite demanding physically...

I'll take a shower.

Did you buy a flower wreath?

It was on sale at a funeral parlor.

So what?

I remember when you were a child
and you'd always say,

"Daddy, when you die,

"can I pick you up from heaven?"

I'm glad I also have a brother
with that accent.

Do you feel guilty towards Margherita?
Sit down, darling.

I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe just a bit.

My dear, don't forget that right now
your wife is fucking your therapist.

Thank you.

After all, what's a father for?

I paid 25 euros, shut up.

GIOVANNI DA MONTECORVINO STREET

Alfonso.

What are you doing here
with those flowers?

I came to get some things
I left at home...

It's hard, isn't it?

You'll deal with the conflict
with your father, you'll see.

You can do it.

Forgot something?

No, Costanza went to the gym.

You can use the keys.
This is your house, too.

I wanted to avoid any surprises.
It wasn't nice the other night.

- Okay. If you need to take something...
- Yes, I wanted...

Thanks.

- Those...
- Done? Is that all? Can you go now?

The truth is...

What happened to us
is really affecting me.

I realized that
you're the only person I can talk to.

Did you like making love with me?

I told you already,
this isn't your fault, all right?

Nor is it mine.
I just need something else.

Do you need something else
because sex didn't work between us?

You can be honest.

I'm very sorry about what happened, okay?

- So am I.
- I never meant to hurt you.

You must look at things the way they are.

I need to continue my journey.

I need to find myself.

This journey of yours is beautiful,
it's important. I respect you.

Enough with this crap about respect!

Just tell me to fuck off!

Excuse me, Margherita...

Do you want me to be rude with you,
that I told you to fuck off?

Are you attracted
by this form of masculinity?

Tell me what you want me to be
and I'll adapt, simple.

- See? Costanza is right.
- Why?

Because you always say
what you don't want to be,

but you never say what you are.

I've been confused lately,
I'll admit that.

No, I've been confused, I'll admit that.

All right, you can admit that.

Should I take the mug?

I ADMIT THAT

- The mug.
- The mug.

Sorry, but I care about it.

The mug.

I'm not sure I should keep this mug,

but I'm not even sure
it's my decision to make.

I didn't understand a thing.

- Sorry.
- All right, I'll keep it.

Don't you see we can joke
even in a moment like this?

It can't be over. Do you agree?

Tell me you can feel our complicity. I do.

Come on.

- Something important happened.
- I know that.

Maybe it's the podcasts,
the feminist quotes, your mom's books.

I don't know, but if feels like...

It's a lot of theory, you know?
It's too much theory!

I need something else.

- The Bremer method.
- What?

It's nothing, it's...

I think I've been reading the wrong books.

Where is it?

That was the bedroom.

WOMEN FIGHTING

Okay.

- Hello.
- Do you need a hand?

- Thank you, sir.
- No formality needed.

- Fine.
- All right.

Chrysanthemums. Did someone die?

- They're my father's.
- My condolences.

No, he's alive, unfortunately.

He just thinks he's dying.

If you hold the flowers,
I'll get the bike so we can start...

- All right?
- Okay.

Almost there.

- This is my place.
- Really?

- Yes.
- I live here.

- For real?
- Yes.

I can't believe it.

- It's unbelievable.
- What?

I spent so much time in this house.

I used to live down the hall, I'd spend

my evenings with a kind lady,
she slept with her eyes open.

- No.
- She did. I swear, it was so funny.

- It's you?
- Who?

- You're little Alfonso.
- Do I know you?

You're the kid who stayed
all that time on the sofa with her

when she was already dead?

Yes, how do you know that?

Because I'm Eva Bitonti,
Gina's granddaughter.

- No way!
- Yes!

Look. It's her.

No...

That's a very rare picture.
She hated being photographed.

- I remember that.
- We took it in her sleep.

What's up?

I hope you don't think that's creepy,

but I feel like I know your voice.

I don't know.

Maybe you happened to listen
to an episode of my podcast.

I can't believe that. Come on.

You're the voice of Genital?

- Yes.
- And Gina's granddaughter.

- That's right. Yes.
- Come here.

- Incredible, and you moved here.
- Exactly.

- I listen to it every day. Sorry...
- No way!

Just a second...

I have to go, sorry.

- The flowers.
- No, keep them.

- I have to run, see you around.
- Okay. Yes.

- Thank you for your help.
- Bye.

- Mr. Gravieri.
- Tick-tock, Alfonso.

I found a quick way to make money.

I can assure you I don't wish to see you
slaughtered by pigs.

Because that's what they intend to do.

They want to kill you,
your wife and your father.

I appreciate your concern regarding
the safety of my family.

But I only need a few days,
I promise I can do it.

Say hi to the pigs.

- Giacomo.
- Yes?

- What's that face?
- What face? How are you?

I'm fine, obviously.

I decided I'm committing
to this gigolo thing.

Good, you understood Dad is right.

I need the tome...

The Bremer method?
It's in that cupboard, take it.

I just met the girl that moved next door.

- The pregnant one?
- Yes.

Do you know what I found out?
She's Gina Bitonti's granddaughter.

- Really? That's incredible.
- I know.

Excuse me for a moment.

Sorry.

THE BREMER METHOD

Hello?

Good evening,
I'm calling to make a donation.

No, I don't need a form.

I'd like to get an appointment
to learn more about your organization.

Before making a big donation, I want
to make sure it will be in good hands.

Yes, I really care for people's children.

For everyone's children.

WENDY'S CHILDREN

IN THE NEXT EPISODE

A Bremer never judges a woman's fantasy.

- Did anyone follow you?
- I outran them.

There are easy clients, and there's Adele.

Delon was better than you.

Delon was dubbed.

They delivered this weird parcel.

If you don't return all the money
by the end of the month,

you're a dead man.

- Was that Alfonso's mother?
- You found me.

Do you want a medal?

- Don't look for me anymore, babe!
- What the fuck?

He's been seeing someone lately.

That's a client of mine.
He started working as a gigolo.

What?

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