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Huh? 18 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,797 Why don't you answer me, you little bitch? 19 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,228 Answer me. 20 00:01:36,795 --> 00:01:37,864 [SPITS] 21 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,566 What the fuck? 22 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,602 [BOTH GRUNTING] 23 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:44,871 [LAUGHING] 24 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:47,874 Yeah! 25 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:02,288 Now, get the fuck out of here, before I fucking kill ya. 26 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:09,596 [BONES CRACKING] 27 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:13,333 [MAN PANTING] 28 00:02:22,975 --> 00:02:25,278 Man! What the fuck? 29 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,287 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 30 00:02:57,009 --> 00:02:58,009 HERNANDEZ: Hey! 31 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:01,447 Hey, boy! Come here! 32 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:04,784 Hey, you hear me, boy? I wanna talk to you. 33 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:06,619 I'm eating my lunch. 34 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:09,955 Your father is not answering the door. 35 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,391 I need my rent and that son of a bitch is ducking me. 36 00:03:12,424 --> 00:03:14,460 Well, he can't answer. He's sick. 37 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:15,728 I don't give two shits. 38 00:03:15,761 --> 00:03:17,272 Sick or not, he still gotta pay his rent. 39 00:03:17,296 --> 00:03:18,631 [DOG SNIFFS AND WHIMPERS] 40 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:20,466 Hey! 41 00:03:22,968 --> 00:03:23,970 I'll get it. 42 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,343 He might not even be your dad, I mean, I don't know. 43 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,212 Lots of guys run in and out of that house. 44 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:35,190 - [DOG GROWLS] - [HERNANDEZ SHRIEKS IN PAIN] 45 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:37,683 Ow! Son of a bitch! 46 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,386 You fucker! You did that on purpose, you asshole! 47 00:03:40,419 --> 00:03:41,688 [SOBBING IN PAIN] 48 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:45,057 Where the fuck you going, you fucker? 49 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,292 Get back here, you son of a bitch! 50 00:03:47,326 --> 00:03:48,637 - Fuck you! - [WAYNE SR. COUGHING] 51 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,897 [HERNANDEZ CONTINUES SHOUTING] 52 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:52,932 [WAYNE SR. CONTINUES COUGHING] 53 00:04:00,305 --> 00:04:01,674 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 54 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,276 What? 55 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,277 Shit! 56 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:05,978 What, "What?" 57 00:04:06,011 --> 00:04:09,081 I'm tryin' to sell you some goddamned cookies is what. 58 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,549 I'm sorry. My dad's sleeping. 59 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,553 Well, why the hell didn't you just say that then? Shoot. 60 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,330 Anyway, why's your dad sleepin' in the middle 61 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:17,890 of the day anyway? He lazy? 62 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:19,325 Nah. He's got cancer. 63 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,704 Well, can people with cancer still eat cookies or whatever? 64 00:04:22,728 --> 00:04:24,297 He ain't been eatin' much lately. 65 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,634 What about you? You like cookies, or are you as weird as you look? 66 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,601 I like cookies. 67 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:31,771 Great. We got, uh, this peanut butter kind 68 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:34,407 coconut kind, which tastes like dog shit, my opinion, 69 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,775 some people like 'em. 70 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,477 And, uh, there's lemon. 71 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:41,447 So? 72 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:46,786 Uh, you wanna come in? 73 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,023 You ain't gonna do anything weird, right? 74 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,457 Weird, like what? 75 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:53,860 Like some guy down on Torrey asked if he could see my feet. 76 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,428 I don't wanna see your feet. 77 00:04:57,396 --> 00:04:59,766 Yeah, whatever. It's fine, I guess. 78 00:05:23,555 --> 00:05:26,558 So, uh, you like music? 79 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:29,028 Yeah, most. I mean, like rap... 80 00:05:29,061 --> 00:05:31,064 [PUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 81 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:47,780 [MUSIC STOPS] 82 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:52,118 So, uh, you got a boyfriend? 83 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:54,120 Not really. 84 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,389 You want me to be your boyfriend? 85 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:58,658 I don't know. How tall are you? 86 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,495 Pretty, uh... Pretty tall. 87 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:04,130 Here. 88 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:05,965 Put your back up against mine. 89 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:06,966 My what? 90 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,034 Like this, dummy. 91 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:10,603 [EXHALES] 92 00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:14,440 You got brothers or sisters? 93 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:15,640 Uh, a brother, I think. 94 00:06:15,674 --> 00:06:17,243 What do you mean, "I think"? 95 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:19,687 He's in the Marines and, uh, he hasn't called in a while, so... 96 00:06:19,711 --> 00:06:21,747 Oh, so he kills people then? 97 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,649 Yeah, that's what they do there, I guess. 98 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:25,751 Cool. 99 00:06:25,784 --> 00:06:26,819 You got a brother? 100 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:27,853 Two. 101 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:28,821 What do they do? 102 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:29,856 They're assholes. 103 00:06:32,691 --> 00:06:33,726 Okay. 104 00:06:34,092 --> 00:06:35,395 [EXHALES] 105 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:40,800 So, uh, was I tall enough or what? 106 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,276 So you gonna be my girlfriend or whatever? 107 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:47,239 You gonna buy some cookies or whatever? 108 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,709 I wanna, but I don't got any money. 109 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,377 So, get some then. 110 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,012 [TRAIN PASSING BY] 111 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,983 [TRAIN CHUGGING] 112 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:05,690 Then find me. 113 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:07,292 I'm in the shit-hole on Norton. 114 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,529 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 115 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,712 [METAL DETECTOR BEEPING] 116 00:07:34,753 --> 00:07:35,855 Wayne! 117 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:37,756 Where you been? 118 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,625 I'm, like, 20 minutes late. 119 00:07:39,658 --> 00:07:41,827 Like 20 minutes and three weeks. 120 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:43,563 Hey, you still wanna buy my nunchuks? 121 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:48,301 The real-deal legit ones? From Japan? Hell, yeah. 122 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:50,269 I just unloaded some rare Pokemon shit, 123 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:51,604 so I'm flush right now. 124 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,805 All right, come on. 125 00:07:58,310 --> 00:07:59,512 This ain't my lock. 126 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:01,947 Ooh, hold up, hold up. 127 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,982 Hey, girl. 128 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,350 I got your back with them Starbucks sandwiches. 129 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:06,394 I'll see you at lunch with 'em? 130 00:08:06,418 --> 00:08:09,354 [CHUCKLES] Um, all right, Orlando. 131 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,691 [CHUCKLES] Um, I'll see you. 132 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,697 What happened to her? With the... 133 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,765 She got something messed up in her spine. 134 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,267 See, I've been puttin' in that work 135 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,769 'cause I heard she's getting it took off in like six months. 136 00:08:23,802 --> 00:08:25,872 Guess what I noticed nobody else did? 137 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,974 She fine as hell under that, man. 138 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:32,478 Plus, you know, I'm into all that sci-fi comic-book type stuff. 139 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:35,615 So, she's little like a super-fine cyborg. 140 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:37,149 Ain't you, girl? 141 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,189 So, you just carry around a hammer, huh? 142 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,791 I have a hammer. 143 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:50,762 This ain't my stuff. 144 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:53,165 Obviously. There's actual books in it. 145 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:54,700 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 146 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,869 Would you shut the fuck up, please? 147 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:58,971 Hey, we don't talk like that in here. 148 00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:00,006 I said, "please." 149 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,244 Where's all my stuff? 150 00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:08,447 Jesus, Wayne! You can't just walk in here like that. 151 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,858 - Now, get out of here, I'll talk to you later. - Go wait outside. 152 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,752 Hey, Darren, Scott. Sit down, right now. 153 00:09:15,287 --> 00:09:18,456 No disrespect, but that crazy fool will come to my house. 154 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:20,526 You won't. 155 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,229 Why do I even bother? Go ahead, get outta here. 156 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,430 Sit... No, sit right down there. 157 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:26,732 Keep quiet. 158 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,770 Jesus H, Wayne. You can't do that! 159 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,172 All my stuff from my locker's gone. 160 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,806 All right? And somebody took my nunchuks. 161 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,810 You shouldn't have brought your nunchucks into school. 162 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,811 All right? I don't know where they are. 163 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,981 Okay? These kids, they steal everything. 164 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,749 They stole Mrs. Healy's shoes a few weeks ago. 165 00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:46,318 Okay, they're not cool shoes. 166 00:09:46,351 --> 00:09:47,462 They're old lady, teacher shoes. 167 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,555 Wayne, Wayne, sit down, talk to me. 168 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:53,225 I could have called Truancy, like, five times by now and I haven't. 169 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,305 How's your dad doing? 170 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,542 You know that me and your dad go way back, right? 171 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,078 Yep. 172 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,913 He calls you "Butthole Tommy Cole." 173 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,448 Yes. And thanks to him, that tradition has been passed on 174 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:18,150 to this generation of students. 175 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,886 He also beat me up. 176 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,697 Beat the shit out of me at my own birthday party. 177 00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:24,256 [BOYS GRUNTING OUTSIDE] 178 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,625 Knock it off! 179 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,627 Knock it off! I swear to God... 180 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,763 Cut that shit out right now! 181 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,701 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 182 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,070 I know I'm not supposed to, but I hate those kids. 183 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:42,808 Like, real... [SIGHS] Like, adult hate. 184 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,213 It's like... [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 185 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,549 Where was I? 186 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,585 Talking about my dad beating your ass. 187 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,185 Right. 188 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:57,155 Thing is, for every time your dad beat my ass, 189 00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,058 he beat someone else's for me two-fold. 190 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,694 Now, he was an asshole. No doubt. 191 00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:07,266 But he also couldn't stand for anybody getting away with doing something wrong. 192 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,569 Does that sound like anybody else we know? 193 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,905 [SARCASTICALLY] Could I offer you a banana? 194 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,775 - Sorry. - Go ahead, have it. I got another one. 195 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,377 It's at home. 196 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:22,447 Listen, Wayne, there's always gonna be people doing rotten stuff to other people, 197 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:26,352 but you got to let the proper people handle it the proper way. 198 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,787 People like me and the law... 199 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,288 Well, no one handled it for my dad. 200 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:32,424 [SIGHS] Well, nobody likes the way that that went down, okay? 201 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:36,128 Everybody knows that work is what made him sick. 202 00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:39,765 And everybody knows that he got screwed in court. It wasn't right. 203 00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:41,834 Listen, you have every reason to be mad. 204 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,636 - Your mom takin' off... - Yeah, I don't care about her, okay? 205 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,039 [SIGHS] 206 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:51,410 If you run around righting wrongs all your life, 207 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,345 that'll be your life. 208 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,283 And I know it's easy to follow in family footsteps, 209 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,751 but you don't have to. 210 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,889 What should I be then? 211 00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:07,960 I don't know, man. 212 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,764 Just don't be like those two dickheads. 213 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,800 [BOYS GRUNTING] 214 00:12:17,035 --> 00:12:20,272 ORLANDO: I'm not lying, man. Those Pokemon cards are real. And they change... 215 00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:21,207 GIRL: Leave him alone! 216 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,107 ORLANDO: Come on! Stop! 217 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,251 - BOY: Chill out, robot girl. - Come on. 218 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,619 - What you want, huh? - Why aren't you trying? 219 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,312 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 220 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,249 What the hell is going on down there? 221 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,186 Wayne. Wayne, we just talked about this. 222 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,121 Wayne. 223 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,990 Wayne! 224 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,094 [SCREAMS] 225 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,032 Well, you will not be going back to that school. 226 00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,935 I'm sorry, I ruined your lunch date. 227 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:51,804 What about you? You just come to school 228 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,539 just to knock people's teeth out or what? 229 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,040 I need to get money. 230 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,042 - For what? - Cookies. 231 00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:58,477 Cookies? 232 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,151 Yeah, if I buy cookies from this girl, uh, she might go out with me. 233 00:13:01,713 --> 00:13:03,215 [CHUCKLING] 234 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:06,518 Holy shit! My man Wayne, on the prowl. 235 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,553 Stop. 236 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,687 Look at you, all grown up, man. 237 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,490 So, uh, important question. 238 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,902 Do you know where to find the boobies on the lady? You know... 239 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,703 - I'll fucking kill you. - Okay, okay, okay, man, okay. 240 00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,439 This is just the first time you've ever talked to me about a girl, man. 241 00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:19,532 Okay. 242 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,967 She must be something special. What's her name? 243 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,503 I don't know. 244 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,240 Okay, well, that's a great start. 245 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:32,978 Hold up. I got an idea. 246 00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:34,847 [SIGHS] 247 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,182 [METAL CREAKING] 248 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,185 It's all yours. 249 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,686 [GASPS] Holy shit! 250 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,322 It's your dad's collection of titty mags! 251 00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:45,391 Surreal. 252 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:49,061 Whoo-wee! 1982. 253 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:50,830 So much hair. 254 00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:53,365 I need a goddamn garbage bag! 255 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,833 Hey. 256 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,168 - Money. - Oh. 257 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,371 Here. 258 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,308 Guard these with your life, okay? With your life! 259 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,075 All right? 260 00:14:04,108 --> 00:14:05,945 I'll be back for these later! 261 00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:12,218 [DOG BARKING] 262 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,863 GIRL: You trying to break into my house? 263 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,265 No. 264 00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:28,567 No! 265 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,302 Just busting your balls. 266 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,510 You gonna sit? 267 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,045 Yeah. 268 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,482 I, uh... 269 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,950 Oh, no. 270 00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:47,118 I just sold my last box. 271 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,404 That's okay. 272 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:49,655 [CHUCKLES] I'm just kidding. 273 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:50,789 I saved you one. 274 00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:52,491 It's the, uh, shitty coconut kind, 275 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,093 you know, the one that tastes like asshole, 276 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,429 but still, thought that counts or whatever. 277 00:14:58,296 --> 00:14:59,965 I'm fine with the asshole one. 278 00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,400 Oh, God, I don't need that much. 279 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,569 We had a deal. 280 00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:05,304 Right? 281 00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,074 Okay. 282 00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,143 Here's the rules. 283 00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:14,546 I don't like that romance shit, all right? 284 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,047 I don't like flowers. 285 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,651 I don't want a stupid Valentine on Valentine's. 286 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,953 I don't wanna hold your fat, sweaty hand all the time, 287 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:26,458 and I'm never gonna cook for you unless I'm making something for myself. Got it? 288 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,359 Yeah. 289 00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:30,963 And don't look at me like that. Shit. 290 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,532 I, uh, don't know your name. 291 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,134 Mine's Wayne. 292 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,569 That is so weird. 293 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,704 That's my name, too. 294 00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,138 Really? 295 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,423 [CHUCKLES] No, dummy. 296 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,674 [CHUCKLING] 297 00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:45,444 Del. My name's Del. 298 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,581 And it ain't short for nothing. So don't ask. 299 00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:55,163 What are you gonna do with all that? 300 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,888 It's for my campaign. 301 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,089 I'm gonna be mayor. 302 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,724 - Mayor? - I'm gonna run for Mayor 303 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:03,662 When I'm old enough, and then I'll be in charge of this shit-ass town, 304 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,265 and none of these assholes will be able to tell me what to do anymore, 305 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,035 including my asshole dad and my asshole brothers. 306 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,341 I'm gonna vote for you. 307 00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:30,456 Hey, do you, uh, do you wanna go cut some snakes in half with a shovel? 308 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,390 Yes. 309 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,034 I hate chores. 310 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,803 So what are you gonna be? 311 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,605 Oh, uh... 312 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,441 I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out still. 313 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,909 What does your dad do? 314 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,219 Aside from dying and everything? 315 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,746 Would you do what he did? 316 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,681 Nah, his job is what got him sick. 317 00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:59,151 Okay, not that then. 318 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:04,223 I don't wanna anything to do with my bitch-ass family, anyway. 319 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,792 I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure nobody even knows I'm one of 'em. 320 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,561 I don't know. It's your family. 321 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,729 Don't you need people to remind you who you are, 322 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:12,840 where you're from or whatever? 323 00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,099 - [MAN YELLS] - [WAYNE GRUNTS] 324 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:15,901 DEL: Daddy! Daddy! 325 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,436 Hey. Back off. 326 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:19,438 Uh-uh-uh. 327 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,774 Whoa, what have we got here, huh? 328 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,442 Who the fuck are you? 329 00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:25,477 Who are ya? 330 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,478 Who the fuck are ya? 331 00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,085 Now, why were his hands all over you, huh? 332 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,682 No, they weren't, Daddy. Cut it out! 333 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,717 Get away from me. 334 00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:35,487 I asked you a question, you pervert. Hmm? 335 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,822 Fucking pervert. 336 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,123 Piece of crap fucking pervert! 337 00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:39,991 - Just let him up. - Back off! 338 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:41,393 [DEL GRUNTS] 339 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,595 Hey, look at me. 340 00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:46,065 [BOBBY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 341 00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:48,600 Oh, you a tough guy? 342 00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,335 You're so pretty. 343 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,104 I'm gonna ask you one time. 344 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,472 One fucking time. 345 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,110 What the fuck are you doing alone 346 00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,345 with my 15-year-old daughter? 347 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,148 - Buying some cookies. - Wayne, don't. 348 00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:04,950 What? 349 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,085 I thought I fucking told you, Del. Huh? 350 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,253 I'm sorry. 351 00:18:08,286 --> 00:18:11,023 Stop stealing and selling fucking cookies, 352 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,023 - goddamn it! - I'm sorry. 353 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,025 - Give it to me now. - It's mine. 354 00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:15,302 You best watch your fucking mouth 355 00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:16,704 and give me that money, you little thief. 356 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,896 I am not playing! 357 00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:19,574 - TEDDY: You think he's playing? - He ain't fucking playing! 358 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,900 Shut the fuck up, fucking shit for brains! 359 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,669 - Fucking shit for brains. - Fucking... 360 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,784 Give me that fucking money. 361 00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:33,612 Fuck. 362 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,048 I'm raising a goddamn thief. 363 00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:39,384 Useless, like your fucking mother was, huh? 364 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,655 Move your ass! Move it! 365 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,890 [DEL GRUNTING] 366 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:45,924 Hey, boys. 367 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:46,925 [DEL WHIMPERING] 368 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,660 You give this bitch-ass pervert 369 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,095 every reason to not creep around my daughter no more. 370 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,265 Let's go. Move your fucking ass. 371 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,333 CARL: Uh-uh-uh. 372 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,968 Oh, this is gonna be fucking fun. 373 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,070 You wanna creep my sister? 374 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,338 Creep this, bitch. 375 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,176 [WAYNE SR. LAUGHING] 376 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,112 GAIL: Put that... Hey! 377 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,356 - I don't play that. - [WAYNE SR. COUGHING] 378 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,615 Shaking the bedpan at me. 379 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,218 I will put that bedpan in your ass. 380 00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:16,287 Your father ain't funny. He thinks he's funny as hell. 381 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,156 [WAYNE SR. CONTINUES COUGHING] 382 00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:21,193 Sweetie. What happened to your face? 383 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,567 Boy, it is getting hard to tell the old cuts and bruises from the new ones. 384 00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,501 Are you lookin' at my breasts? 385 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,839 Yes, ma'am. Sorry. 386 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:35,974 [CHUCKLES] 387 00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:37,975 Young man, you gotta learn to lie once in a while. 388 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,213 I know that ain't who you are, but it just might serve you 389 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,282 to bend the truth here and there. 390 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,220 So, I had a visitor today. 391 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,554 One ex-boyfriend of mine 392 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,190 said some kid 'bout your age came to his house 393 00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:53,892 and put two rocks in his window. 394 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,994 No. 395 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,929 So that wasn't you? 396 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,632 I didn't throw rocks. I threw ice. 397 00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,233 Okay... [CHUCKLES] 398 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,203 That was your opportunity to lie. 399 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,040 I don't want you doin' that for me. 400 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,440 But he cheated on you. 401 00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:12,644 Yes, and I broke up with him. 402 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,813 That's how that works. 403 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,216 My messes are mine. 404 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,652 You got enough messes. 405 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,359 Hey, you really mad? 406 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,293 About what? 407 00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:30,762 That I broke the windows. 408 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,864 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 409 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,602 I am very, very mad. 410 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,804 See what I did there? 411 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,340 Learn to do it. 412 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,676 I baked you a little something. It's in the kitchen. 413 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,917 Hey, Dad. 414 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:53,951 You awake? 415 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,922 Oh. 416 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:57,889 Yeah, I'm awake. 417 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,924 I got pie. 418 00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:01,259 And spoons. 419 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,494 That's nice. 420 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,296 I'm not really hungry. 421 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,631 But I wanna watch you eat it. 422 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,833 Sit down. 423 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:15,974 Eat. 424 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,178 Sometimes I worry you don't eat nothing. 425 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,880 At least now, I have proof, huh? 426 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,549 [CHUCKLING] 427 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:26,885 Check it out. 428 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,897 Someone got lucky on a Pats bet and made rent. 429 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,836 Hey, two lucky sons of bitches, huh? Me and you? 430 00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:48,023 [CHUCKLES] 431 00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:49,441 Yeah. Lucky. 432 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,111 [FIREWORKS EXPLODING] 433 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,780 Fuck me. 434 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,658 Them two little Miller shits been lightin' those things off all day... 435 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,783 [SHOUTING] Like it's the Fourth or something! 436 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,919 [COUGHING] 437 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,156 No, no, no. 438 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,459 Just sit down, eat. 439 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,861 Talk... Talk with your father. 440 00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,530 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 441 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,034 Just talk to your father. 442 00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:25,210 What's this picture of? 443 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,611 Shit. 444 00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,348 I didn't want you to see that. 445 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,651 Or maybe I did, I don't know. 446 00:22:33,818 --> 00:22:34,818 Give it here. 447 00:22:37,188 --> 00:22:39,057 I like the car. 448 00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:40,759 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I did, too. 449 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:42,894 Enough to buy it. 450 00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:45,263 It's mine. 451 00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:47,065 No fucking way. You bought a car? 452 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,067 Didn't even get it home, though. 453 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:53,137 Your ma and that prick ran off with it pretty much the minute I paid for it. 454 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,639 Swear to God. 455 00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:56,875 Every few years, that godless cocksucker 456 00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:59,745 sends me a picture just to rub it in. 457 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,248 So, that's what Ma looks like now. 458 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,850 WAYNE SR.: Yeah, her thighs got fat. 459 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,753 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 460 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,158 You don't remember what she looked like? Your ma? 461 00:23:14,992 --> 00:23:16,061 I was five. 462 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,532 Biggest shame for a father. 463 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,868 Not having something to leave his son. 464 00:23:26,637 --> 00:23:28,106 You left me stuff, Dad. 465 00:23:30,241 --> 00:23:31,810 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 466 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:34,613 I don't know about that. 467 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,951 Still, that fucking car should've been yours. 468 00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:43,019 Hey. 469 00:23:44,355 --> 00:23:48,126 Thank you for, you know, not being a big pussy about all this. 470 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:49,861 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 471 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,762 [FIREWORKS EXPLODING] 472 00:23:51,796 --> 00:23:53,998 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 473 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:55,033 Fuck this. 474 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,301 Hey, hey, Wayne, don't go... Don't bother! 475 00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:58,669 - [DOOR OPENS] - Wayne! 476 00:23:58,702 --> 00:23:59,787 [COUGHING] 477 00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:00,872 [DOOR CLOSES] 478 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:03,474 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 479 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,343 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING] 480 00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:06,678 BOY 1: It's Wayne! 481 00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:09,614 BOY 2: Book it! 482 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,295 [MUSIC STOPS] 483 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:26,698 [WIND WHISTLING] 484 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:45,983 [DOOR CLOSES] 485 00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:48,920 Hey, Dad. I stopped all the noise for you. 486 00:24:48,953 --> 00:24:52,257 I got some Roman candles and some M80s off those dipshits, too. 487 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,928 Hey. Dad? 488 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:00,832 Dad? 489 00:25:00,865 --> 00:25:03,701 [SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 490 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:04,870 Dad? 491 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,942 [INHALES DEEPLY] 492 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:19,150 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 493 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:48,980 Goodbye, Dad. 494 00:26:14,238 --> 00:26:15,707 [DOOR CREAKING] 495 00:26:22,613 --> 00:26:24,816 [THE SWORD PLAYING] 496 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:46,737 ♪ The battle rages But they fly in vain 497 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,675 ♪ When all is done It must begin again ♪ 498 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:14,933 [ENGINE REVVING] 499 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,244 [INDISTINCT TALKING INSIDE] 500 00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:28,880 What? 501 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,614 I got your rent. 502 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,483 Well, look at that. 503 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,686 Just in the nick of time, dipshit. 504 00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:36,354 This all of it? 505 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:37,922 I guess so. 506 00:27:37,955 --> 00:27:40,291 I guess I'll be your landlord for another month. 507 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,326 Or until your dad... 508 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,561 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 509 00:27:43,594 --> 00:27:45,030 [INHALES SHARPLY] 510 00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:52,904 HERNANDEZ: What the fuck? 511 00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:57,885 You think that's fucking funny, you little prick? 512 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,177 How about I throw your dad's sick ass out now, 513 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,212 huh? 514 00:28:01,812 --> 00:28:03,581 Holy son of a bitch! 515 00:28:03,614 --> 00:28:05,183 Someone call 911! 516 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,485 That's my retirement, you motherfucker! 517 00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:09,888 My house! 518 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:11,623 What the fuck? 519 00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:13,791 Fuck your house, what about my titty mags? 520 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,393 HERNANDEZ: My fucking house! 521 00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:17,162 The fire is spreading! 522 00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,939 What the fuck? 523 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,219 Fuck. Fuck. 524 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,424 [LAUGHING] 525 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,329 CARL: Hey, Daddy, there's a little squirrel riding the dog like a horse! 526 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:52,362 Come on! 527 00:28:53,664 --> 00:28:54,933 [STAIRS CREAK] 528 00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:58,369 Who the hell was that? 529 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,909 Wayne? What the fuck? 530 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,086 You wanna go to Florida with me? 531 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,046 - Why? - To get my dad's car back. 532 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,448 - What for? - 'Cause he wanted me to have it. 533 00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:11,850 TEDDY: Del? 534 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,452 I need a bikini. 535 00:29:14,485 --> 00:29:15,754 TEDDY: Del? 536 00:29:20,324 --> 00:29:23,036 - Who the hell's up there? - Just go up there and check then, you dick. 537 00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:24,995 You check, you fucking dick. Fucking... 538 00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,264 BOTH: Don't you fucking dare. 539 00:29:27,998 --> 00:29:29,300 Del, who's up there with you? 540 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,035 I got a bat, bro! 541 00:29:31,068 --> 00:29:32,837 [MOUTHING] I don't have a bat. 542 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,376 Got it! Wait, my headphones! 543 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:39,878 Del! Answer me! 544 00:29:40,644 --> 00:29:41,645 Okay, let's go. 545 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:42,646 Wait. 546 00:29:42,679 --> 00:29:44,615 Fuck this. I'm going up there. 547 00:29:44,648 --> 00:29:45,817 [STAIRS CREAK] 548 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:47,785 [GRUNTS] 549 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,220 [BROTHERS GROANING] 550 00:29:55,592 --> 00:29:57,061 Sorry about your brothers. 551 00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:03,601 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 552 00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:05,270 I'm gonna fucking kill you now! 553 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,276 Those aren't gonna do you any good. 554 00:30:11,775 --> 00:30:13,377 [BOTH GRUNT] 555 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:16,548 Those ain't gonna do you any good now neither, you dumb son of a bitch! 556 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,252 You! 557 00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:23,221 Wayne, don't hurt him. 558 00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:25,423 What did I tell you about seeing my fucking daughter? 559 00:30:27,391 --> 00:30:28,393 Huh? 560 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,502 Really? Fireworks, you fucking pussy? 561 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:40,038 Oh, fuck! 562 00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:42,907 Get on the bike. 563 00:30:44,141 --> 00:30:45,176 Wayne, you can't... 564 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,211 Go. 565 00:30:47,778 --> 00:30:50,615 You fucking cocksucker! [SCREAMING] 566 00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:55,086 [GRUNTING] 567 00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:08,232 No, Daddy! Stop it! 568 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:09,566 You shut up! 569 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,134 [GRUNTING] 570 00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:12,937 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 571 00:31:15,606 --> 00:31:17,442 [GRUNTING] Fuck! 572 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,512 [SCREAMS] 573 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,181 [SCREAMS] 574 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:28,419 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 575 00:31:32,389 --> 00:31:33,691 Fuck! 576 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,093 Your dad ain't got no nose no more. 577 00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:38,396 BOBBY: Goddamn it, you motherfucker! 578 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:41,266 Fucking piece of shit, motherfucker. 579 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,067 [BOBBY PANTING] 580 00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:46,905 Del. Del, don't go, please. 581 00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:49,673 Bye, Daddy. 582 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:50,942 [ENGINE STARTS] 583 00:31:51,508 --> 00:31:53,411 Del! Del! 584 00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:56,547 Delilah! 585 00:31:57,648 --> 00:31:58,950 Delilah! 586 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:10,395 [WIND WHISTLING] 587 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,374 [RAP SONG PLAYING] 588 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:29,780 Shane, I wanna see what else this motherfucker will eat. 589 00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,050 All right, give him your sandwich. 590 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,552 But I don't wanna. 591 00:32:38,989 --> 00:32:41,326 Man, I got double meat on this motherfucker. 592 00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:48,166 [ALLIGATOR GROWLING] 593 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,000 I knew he wouldn't fucking eat it. 594 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,703 Every time, man. You stupid. 595 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:54,205 CALVIN: Reggie! 596 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,206 Hey! 597 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,278 Would you quit fucking with your alligator and get over here? 598 00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:03,748 Bunch of fucking dipshits. 599 00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:05,516 [BURPS] 600 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,589 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 601 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:13,924 What'd I do now? 602 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,593 It's your birthday, right? 603 00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,629 Yeah, it is. 604 00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:20,331 Happy 18th, shithead. 605 00:33:20,364 --> 00:33:21,598 Seventeenth. 606 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:22,632 Whatever. 607 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,461 [ENGINE REVVING] 608 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,438 [TRUCK HORN BLARING] 609 00:34:06,243 --> 00:34:07,745 [HORN CONTINUES BLARING] 610 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,488 [ENGINE REVVING] 611 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,301 [ENGINE REVVING] 612 00:34:31,334 --> 00:34:33,303 How the hell do we find Wayne? 613 00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,106 I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood. 614 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,408 This car, it's in Florida? 615 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:40,144 - We need to go. - Stop! Stop! 616 00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:41,679 Where's our sister, cop? 617 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,615 [ENGINE REVVING] 618 00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:46,350 Whoops. 619 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,918 - [BARKING] - [GROWLS] 620 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:49,520 [ALL EXCLAIM] 621 00:34:49,553 --> 00:34:50,621 KID: Run! 622 00:34:50,654 --> 00:34:51,722 [GROANS] 623 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:52,823 - Fuck! - What the fuck? 624 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,859 What the fuck? 625 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,861 - Who's that? - That's fucking Wayne. 626 00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:02,132 If you wanna watch Wayne, subscribe to YouTube premium, 627 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,834 get the first 30 days free. 628 00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,336 Not 31, not 32, 629 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:06,871 - 30. - Don't be cheap. 42283

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