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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:35,037 --> 00:00:37,836 Wise men say 3 00:00:37,873 --> 00:00:41,640 Only fools rush in 4 00:00:41,677 --> 00:00:44,841 But I can't help 5 00:00:44,881 --> 00:00:49,818 Falling in love with you 6 00:00:49,854 --> 00:00:52,516 Shall I stay 7 00:00:52,558 --> 00:00:56,460 Would it be a sin 8 00:00:56,494 --> 00:00:57,654 If I can't help 9 00:00:57,695 --> 00:00:58,856 What are you looking at? 10 00:00:58,897 --> 00:01:00,056 Not much. 11 00:01:00,098 --> 00:01:01,463 Get out, you stupid bitch! 12 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,762 Don't call me a bitch! 13 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,099 I'm gonna batter you! 14 00:01:04,136 --> 00:01:05,296 Aah! 15 00:01:05,338 --> 00:01:07,134 You're dead! 16 00:01:07,173 --> 00:01:09,197 You better not touch me, Sonny Curley! 17 00:01:09,242 --> 00:01:10,436 I've witnesses! 18 00:01:12,512 --> 00:01:13,775 What did you do to him? 19 00:01:13,813 --> 00:01:15,939 Nothing! I just gave him a piece of advice! 20 00:01:15,982 --> 00:01:17,917 I dare ya. I bleedin' dare ya. 21 00:01:17,951 --> 00:01:19,248 I told him to stop fiddlin' with himself... 22 00:01:19,285 --> 00:01:20,651 when he thought there was no one looking! 23 00:01:20,688 --> 00:01:22,052 I'll batter you! 24 00:01:22,089 --> 00:01:23,249 Sorry. You'll have to make an appointment. 25 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,518 You're dead! 26 00:01:24,558 --> 00:01:25,753 Is that a fact? Very interesting. 27 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:29,827 Shut up! 28 00:01:29,863 --> 00:01:31,354 You're dead. 29 00:01:31,398 --> 00:01:32,559 I'm telling Ma! 30 00:01:32,601 --> 00:01:34,262 If you tell Ma... 31 00:01:36,238 --> 00:01:37,568 Where you going? 32 00:01:37,606 --> 00:01:39,040 Piss off! Don't! 33 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,211 You're what? 34 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:50,742 You heard me. 35 00:01:50,785 --> 00:01:52,446 Oh, my Jesus. 36 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,251 You're pregnant, you said? 37 00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:55,450 Yeah. 38 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,891 That's lovely, that is. 39 00:01:56,926 --> 00:01:58,086 You sure? 40 00:01:58,127 --> 00:01:59,959 Yeah. Sort of. 41 00:01:59,997 --> 00:02:02,124 - What? - Yeah. 42 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:03,962 Positive now? You're only nineteen. 43 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,401 - I'm twenty. - You're only twenty. 44 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:06,595 I know what age I am. 45 00:02:06,637 --> 00:02:08,606 Don't start getting snotty with me. 46 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,970 I should be getting snotty with you. 47 00:02:10,008 --> 00:02:11,703 Sorry. 48 00:02:11,743 --> 00:02:14,074 It's shocking, that is. 49 00:02:14,112 --> 00:02:15,340 What do you think? 50 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,713 - I don't know. - That the best you can do? 51 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,410 Well, what do you think? 52 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:20,611 I don't know. 53 00:02:20,653 --> 00:02:22,518 I should give out, I suppose... 54 00:02:22,553 --> 00:02:24,454 or throw a wobbler or something... 55 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:26,686 but what's the point? 56 00:02:26,725 --> 00:02:30,388 I mean, if she was... 57 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:33,263 You should have come to us earlier. 58 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,631 Before, you know, when... 59 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:37,796 said you were gonna get pregnant... 60 00:02:37,837 --> 00:02:40,704 then we could've done something about it. 61 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:42,038 My God. 62 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:49,075 You're positive, now? Absolutely certain? Shh. 63 00:02:49,116 --> 00:02:52,109 Molly, my Irish Molly 64 00:02:52,154 --> 00:02:54,316 Good girl. What's that on your face? 65 00:02:54,356 --> 00:02:55,755 Shaving foam. 66 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:58,784 Oh. Well, fair enough. 67 00:03:00,964 --> 00:03:04,764 My Irish Molly, when you are near 68 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,270 Who was it? 69 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:15,678 What? I don't know. 70 00:03:15,714 --> 00:03:17,272 Ah, now, Jesus... 71 00:03:17,315 --> 00:03:18,510 - No, I do know. - Well? 72 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:20,882 I'm not telling. 73 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,182 Now, look... 74 00:03:23,722 --> 00:03:26,419 Jesus, do you hear that? 75 00:03:26,459 --> 00:03:28,256 Gobshite! 76 00:03:36,169 --> 00:03:39,331 Now, don't start that. Just tell us. 77 00:03:39,373 --> 00:03:41,001 - I can't. - Why not? 78 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,839 - I just can't, right? - Well, is he married? 79 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:44,344 No, he's not. 80 00:03:44,378 --> 00:03:46,575 Well, that's something I suppose. 81 00:03:46,614 --> 00:03:48,138 Ah, Kay... Jesus, stop it, will you? 82 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:52,581 The music getting to you, is it? 83 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:55,385 They're inside watching the telly. 84 00:03:55,424 --> 00:03:57,051 Go on, get in there. 85 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:58,924 Go. Get in. 86 00:03:58,961 --> 00:04:02,055 Go on. 87 00:04:02,098 --> 00:04:03,860 Will he marry you? 88 00:04:03,899 --> 00:04:05,663 No, I don't think so. 89 00:04:05,702 --> 00:04:08,363 Ooh, the louser. That's cheatin', that is. 90 00:04:08,405 --> 00:04:10,896 - It's not a game. - I know that, Kay. 91 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:13,408 I mean, it's his fault as much as Sharon's... 92 00:04:13,443 --> 00:04:15,035 isn't it, whoever he is. 93 00:04:15,077 --> 00:04:16,443 I mean, it was his flute that... 94 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,208 You've the filthiest mouth! 95 00:04:18,248 --> 00:04:19,441 Ah, lay off, Kay, will you? 96 00:04:19,483 --> 00:04:20,745 I'm being harassed! 97 00:04:20,784 --> 00:04:22,719 You just move! 98 00:04:22,753 --> 00:04:24,219 Look, do you want to keep it? 99 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,255 What do you mean? 100 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,518 Do you want to... 101 00:04:28,558 --> 00:04:30,288 He wants to know do you want an abortion? 102 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:31,954 I do not! 103 00:04:31,997 --> 00:04:33,988 There's no way I'm having an abortion! 104 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:35,727 Good, you're right! 105 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:39,134 You definitely won't tell us who it is? 106 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:41,766 No! Sorry. 107 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:47,005 Well, there's no more to be said, is there? 108 00:04:48,114 --> 00:04:50,605 She's obviously made her mind up. 109 00:04:50,651 --> 00:04:53,279 A man needs a pint after all that. 110 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,345 Hang on a second. 111 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:56,687 Yes, love? 112 00:04:56,723 --> 00:04:58,418 Is that all? 113 00:04:58,459 --> 00:05:00,120 What do you mean? 114 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,255 It's a terrible... 115 00:05:03,298 --> 00:05:04,992 the neighbors! 116 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:08,525 Do you care what the neighbors think? 117 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:09,764 Yes, I do. 118 00:05:09,805 --> 00:05:11,796 Sure, the O'Neill young ones are after having kids. 119 00:05:11,841 --> 00:05:13,137 The pair of them. 120 00:05:13,175 --> 00:05:14,368 And the Bells would be the same... 121 00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:15,570 except they don't have any daughters... 122 00:05:15,611 --> 00:05:16,770 but you know what I mean. 123 00:05:16,812 --> 00:05:18,837 Tara O'Neill had her baby for Paddy Bell. 124 00:05:18,881 --> 00:05:20,713 Of course she did. 125 00:05:20,749 --> 00:05:22,944 So fuck the neighbors. 126 00:05:24,688 --> 00:05:26,883 You coming for a drink, Sharon? 127 00:05:26,924 --> 00:05:29,448 - No, thanks, Da. - Come on. 128 00:05:31,595 --> 00:05:33,063 All right. 129 00:05:33,097 --> 00:05:34,325 Good girl. 130 00:05:34,365 --> 00:05:36,230 How about you, Kay? 131 00:05:36,267 --> 00:05:38,862 Ah, no. I'll slip on up to bed. 132 00:05:38,904 --> 00:05:40,234 I'd come up with ya... 133 00:05:40,271 --> 00:05:42,103 only I've an awful throat on me. 134 00:05:42,139 --> 00:05:45,234 Cheerio now... Grannie. 135 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:48,303 Ohh, Molly 136 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,713 My Irish Molly 137 00:05:50,748 --> 00:05:55,449 My sweet acushla dear 138 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,685 I'm fairly off my trolley 139 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:03,629 My Irish Molly, when you are near 140 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,664 Still think you should tell us who the da is. 141 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,667 You can think away, then. 142 00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:11,631 Your mummy took it very well. 143 00:06:11,673 --> 00:06:14,870 Yeah. She was great. 144 00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:18,073 She's a bit old-fashioned, you know. 145 00:06:18,113 --> 00:06:19,479 Set in her ways. 146 00:06:19,514 --> 00:06:20,981 Yeah. 147 00:06:21,016 --> 00:06:22,382 No, she was great. 148 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:23,782 So were you. 149 00:06:23,819 --> 00:06:25,081 Ahh. 150 00:06:28,957 --> 00:06:30,356 Those your pals over there? 151 00:06:30,392 --> 00:06:32,485 Yeah. 152 00:06:32,527 --> 00:06:35,394 Go on over to them. I'll be all right on me own. 153 00:06:35,431 --> 00:06:36,898 Ah, no. 154 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:39,163 Go on. You might as well. I'll be grand. 155 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,897 I can always slip downstairs. 156 00:06:53,483 --> 00:06:54,973 I was so embarrassed, I was scarlet. 157 00:06:55,018 --> 00:06:56,577 I'm not joking yous, I was burnin'! 158 00:06:56,621 --> 00:06:57,780 How are yous? 159 00:06:57,821 --> 00:06:59,915 - Go on. - How are you, Sharon? 160 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:02,325 He was holding the eclair in his hand like this. 161 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,987 The place was full, and he says... 162 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:06,497 "Why did you rob the cream out of me eclair?" 163 00:07:06,531 --> 00:07:08,762 - The head on him, Jesus! - And did you rob it? 164 00:07:08,801 --> 00:07:10,428 Well, I paid for the bleedin' thing. 165 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:12,699 Why shouldn't I have? I told him to cop on. 166 00:07:12,738 --> 00:07:15,969 "I seen ya," he says, "with your finger." 167 00:07:16,008 --> 00:07:17,476 So I gave him the finger. 168 00:07:18,812 --> 00:07:21,247 I'd shag the elephant man before I'd let him near me again. 169 00:07:21,281 --> 00:07:22,440 The prick. 170 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,473 Here, young fella! 171 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:27,351 Give us three vodkas, two cokes, and a glass of Furstenberg. 172 00:07:27,387 --> 00:07:28,685 Have you got that now, chicken? 173 00:07:28,722 --> 00:07:31,624 Hey, handsome, give us a packet of crisps as well, will ya? 174 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,150 And do you have any nuts? 175 00:07:33,194 --> 00:07:35,220 Whoo! You dirty bitch! 176 00:07:35,263 --> 00:07:37,026 I'm only messing with you. 177 00:07:37,064 --> 00:07:38,897 He's a nice little bum on him... 178 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:40,527 like two eggs in a hankie. 179 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,832 He'll be nice-looking when he's older, won't he? 180 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:45,398 Are you going to break it off with him anyway? 181 00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:46,601 Yeah. 182 00:07:46,643 --> 00:07:49,511 I was giving the matter my serious consideration. 183 00:07:49,546 --> 00:07:51,207 Then when I saw him sulking, Jesus! 184 00:07:51,248 --> 00:07:53,842 He was very good-looking, though. Very handsome. 185 00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:55,044 Not really, Mary. 186 00:07:55,085 --> 00:07:56,917 Not when you got up close to him. 187 00:07:56,955 --> 00:07:58,285 Beauty's only skin deep. 188 00:07:58,323 --> 00:07:59,655 It wasn't even that deep, Mary. 189 00:07:59,691 --> 00:08:01,852 He'd loads of little spots on his chin. 190 00:08:01,892 --> 00:08:03,793 Tiny, little ones, now. 191 00:08:03,829 --> 00:08:05,090 Millions of them! 192 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,689 Only noticed 'em when you were right up against them... 193 00:08:06,732 --> 00:08:08,062 then you want to throw up. 194 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,431 He was thick as well. 195 00:08:09,468 --> 00:08:12,438 Come here, Jackie. Was he passionate? 196 00:08:12,471 --> 00:08:14,804 No! But he thought he was. You know what I mean? 197 00:08:14,841 --> 00:08:16,706 He was just a big, thick monkey. 198 00:08:16,742 --> 00:08:20,109 Looking for somewhere to stick his banana, what? 199 00:08:20,147 --> 00:08:22,274 Ha! Yvonne Burgess! 200 00:08:24,919 --> 00:08:26,180 He stuck his tongue in me ear once... 201 00:08:26,219 --> 00:08:27,550 and I'm not joking yous. 202 00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:29,350 He was trying to get it out the other one. 203 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:31,085 Don't know what he thought I had in there. 204 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:33,458 His sense of direction wasn't the best, either. 205 00:08:33,494 --> 00:08:35,587 - Know what I mean? - Jackie O'Keefe! 206 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:37,997 You're bleedin' disgusting, you are! 207 00:08:38,032 --> 00:08:39,591 Any news, Sharon? 208 00:08:39,635 --> 00:08:42,434 No. Not really. 209 00:08:52,081 --> 00:08:54,447 "Then the discharge... 210 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:58,045 "becomes yellow and offensive. 211 00:08:58,088 --> 00:09:00,990 "Any infected discharge... 212 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:03,857 "may also result in soreness... 213 00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:07,489 "or actual irritation... 214 00:09:07,531 --> 00:09:10,466 "at the entrance of the vagina." 215 00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:12,435 Jesus, me fanny! 216 00:09:18,476 --> 00:09:20,741 "It's only the unfortunate few... 217 00:09:20,778 --> 00:09:22,679 "who suffer severe nausea... 218 00:09:22,715 --> 00:09:24,579 "or recurrent vomiting." 219 00:09:28,988 --> 00:09:31,889 Sharon, it's not fair! You've been in there ages! 220 00:09:31,924 --> 00:09:33,984 Get out of there. You leave Sharon alone. 221 00:09:34,026 --> 00:09:36,119 You all right in there, Sharon? 222 00:09:37,364 --> 00:09:39,695 Yeah. Coming. 223 00:09:39,732 --> 00:09:42,861 Ah, no, no. There's no hurry. No, I've been in already. 224 00:09:42,902 --> 00:09:44,063 Ohh... 225 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,335 Jesus, what were you drinking last night? 226 00:09:46,374 --> 00:09:47,704 I'm going back to bed. 227 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,676 Ah, yeah, go on. Good girl. 228 00:09:49,711 --> 00:09:50,905 I'll go on without you, what? 229 00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:53,106 - What's up with her? - You shut your mouth. 230 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:54,376 Get in there and get your clothes on. 231 00:09:54,414 --> 00:09:55,713 Go down to get your breakfast... 232 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,843 and get a bleedin' job for yourself, right? 233 00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:11,899 Sharon, we're going to have to tell them. 234 00:10:17,841 --> 00:10:21,437 Stop it, will yous? Keep it... here, give me that. 235 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:25,842 Hey! Shh! 236 00:10:25,884 --> 00:10:28,408 Now... stop it. 237 00:10:30,454 --> 00:10:31,979 Are yous all listening? 238 00:10:32,025 --> 00:10:33,753 I'm in hurry. Will you get on with it? 239 00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:34,952 Shut up! 240 00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:36,756 He has to sit on the wall all day and do nothin'. 241 00:10:36,795 --> 00:10:39,731 You go and shite you, you stupid bitch... what? 242 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,233 Don't you "what" me, Sonny Curley. 243 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,427 No language like that in this house. 244 00:10:42,468 --> 00:10:43,866 - Exactly! - Don't start, you. 245 00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:45,872 - You never hit her! - I do so! 246 00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:47,533 I'm not taking this! 247 00:10:47,574 --> 00:10:49,235 Have a nice day! 248 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:50,573 You better watch yourself... 249 00:10:50,611 --> 00:10:51,908 or you'll find yourself... 250 00:10:51,946 --> 00:10:54,107 packing your shampoo and spot creams. 251 00:10:54,148 --> 00:10:56,515 I'm sorry, you'll have to discuss it with my solicitor. 252 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:59,679 Don't you start. 253 00:10:59,721 --> 00:11:02,154 Now... 254 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,715 Sharon has a bit of news for yous. 255 00:11:04,759 --> 00:11:06,886 I can't help it. 256 00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:09,055 I'm sorry, Sharon. Go on, love. 257 00:11:10,998 --> 00:11:13,194 I'm going to have a baby. 258 00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:15,396 - That's massive, Sharon. - Is that all? 259 00:11:15,437 --> 00:11:17,301 Women, what? 260 00:11:17,339 --> 00:11:18,636 Right. 261 00:11:18,674 --> 00:11:21,234 Where's your bump? 262 00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:24,977 They'll drive Sharon spare. 263 00:11:26,649 --> 00:11:29,049 That's a weed there. Look. 264 00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:32,214 She belched there, inside with the telly. 265 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:35,053 Kimberley asked her if she was gonna have the baby. 266 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:36,957 I don't know. 267 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,028 It's hard to believe you can get so much shite... 268 00:11:40,064 --> 00:11:42,122 out of only one dog, isn't it? 269 00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:44,099 - Dessie? - Huh? 270 00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:45,762 Do you not think we should tell the girls... 271 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:46,963 what Sharon did was wrong? 272 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:48,165 What? 273 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:51,574 I don't mean turn them against her or anything... 274 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,338 Or the baby, remember. 275 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,542 - Yes, I know that. But... - What? 276 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,482 I think we should tell them. 277 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,109 Without, you know... 278 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,052 I think we should tell them... 279 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,114 that it's better to be married if you're pregnant. 280 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,151 Jeez, they're a bit young, aren't they? 281 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,958 I mean, Lisa, maybe. 282 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,196 You'll need a shears for that. 283 00:12:16,004 --> 00:12:18,301 What were you thinking of telling them? 284 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:20,171 Do you think we should? 285 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:22,575 Whatever you think yourself, Kay. 286 00:12:22,612 --> 00:12:24,841 I'm only their da. They'll laugh at me. 287 00:12:24,881 --> 00:12:26,872 Times have changed. 288 00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:29,181 Jesus, where did she leave her cop-on? 289 00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:31,687 Did she never hear of contraception? 290 00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:38,494 Do you remember that crombie coat you used to have? 291 00:12:38,529 --> 00:12:39,689 What? 292 00:12:39,731 --> 00:12:41,221 Do you remember the coat? 293 00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:43,791 - No. - You do so! 294 00:12:43,835 --> 00:12:46,861 You used to keep it spotless except for your dandruff. 295 00:12:46,906 --> 00:12:49,568 - I didn't have dandruff. - You did so! 296 00:12:49,608 --> 00:12:51,507 After you bought it, you stopped trying... 297 00:12:51,543 --> 00:12:53,273 to get me to go into the fields with you. 298 00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:54,505 It was the best contraceptive... 299 00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:56,879 ever invented, that coat. 300 00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:01,746 It's in the attic. 301 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:05,315 How are ya? 302 00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:09,828 How are ya, Sharon? 303 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,761 I'm pregnant. Did I tell yous? 304 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:17,897 Ha ha ha! 305 00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:23,871 Yeah, well, I am. 306 00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:27,712 She's bleedin' serious! 307 00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:31,918 - Well done, Sharon. - Thanks, Jackie. 308 00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,584 Yeah, Sharon. Congrats. 309 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:39,787 Thanks, Mary. 310 00:13:39,828 --> 00:13:42,855 Well done, Sharon, ya thick bitch, ya. 311 00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,704 Jesus, though, Sharon. 312 00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:49,602 I know. It's terrible, really. 313 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:52,130 - How long you gone, Sharon? - Sixteen weeks. 314 00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:53,472 You don't look it. 315 00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:54,671 I do. 316 00:13:54,712 --> 00:13:57,044 I won't argue. You're the expert. 317 00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,241 I'm only messin'. 318 00:13:58,282 --> 00:13:59,875 I'll start getting bigger in a few weeks. 319 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:02,408 You can hang around with someone else then. 320 00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:04,820 No fellas'll come near us if one of us is pregnant. 321 00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:08,189 So, Sharon, who you havin' it for? 322 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,694 I can't tell. Sorry. 323 00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:17,430 Sharon. Give us a hint. 324 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:18,630 - No. - Just a little one. 325 00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:19,831 Do we know him? 326 00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:22,340 You're scarlet. We must know him. 327 00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:23,967 Is he married? 328 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,171 - Jesus! - No, he's not. 329 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,974 I'll bet you he is. 330 00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,982 - Is he in here? - Jesus, Yvonne! 331 00:14:29,016 --> 00:14:30,814 Would you do it with anyone here? 332 00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:32,478 I was only asking! 333 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,012 You're right, though. Sorry for insulting you, Sharon. 334 00:14:36,057 --> 00:14:38,548 Seriously, though, Sharon. Do we really not know him? 335 00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:40,323 No. Swear to God. 336 00:14:40,361 --> 00:14:42,295 Where did yous... 337 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,924 Look, I don't want to talk about it, all right? 338 00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:46,798 Let's get pissed, will we? 339 00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:48,463 Oh, yeah. 340 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:55,711 Young Sharon's after getting herself up the pole. 341 00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:57,076 Your Sharon, like? 342 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,979 Yeah. Gas, isn't it? 343 00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:01,142 But she's not married. 344 00:15:01,185 --> 00:15:02,412 I know that. 345 00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:03,612 Who did the damage? 346 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,622 We don't know. She won't tell us. 347 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,351 You'd want to find out, wouldn't you? 348 00:15:07,392 --> 00:15:09,256 Excuse me, compadre. 349 00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:11,352 What's it to you who it was? 350 00:15:12,364 --> 00:15:14,730 I couldn't give a shite who it was. 351 00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:17,394 I'm not gonna buy the food, the nappies... 352 00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:19,803 or the little bleedin' track suits. 353 00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:20,998 Dessie is! 354 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,473 I am in me hole! 355 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:26,069 Hang on a sec. 356 00:15:26,112 --> 00:15:28,444 Maybe I will, what? 357 00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:30,949 Ah, so what? I don't care. 358 00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:33,248 It's only a baby. Snapper, what? 359 00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:35,687 Compadre... 360 00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:40,524 I can let you have some very good baby clothes. 361 00:15:40,562 --> 00:15:43,622 Mucho goodo stuff. Benetton. 362 00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:47,123 - Ha ha! Benetton. - Very competitive price. 363 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:49,033 Sorry, lads. 364 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,037 Will you take a few of these raffle tickets off me? 365 00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:52,936 What for? 366 00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:54,736 This. 367 00:15:56,077 --> 00:16:00,343 We need a new set of jerseys for the under-fifteen lads. 368 00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:04,716 They've all grown bigger since the start of the season. 369 00:16:04,753 --> 00:16:08,884 Here, we'll take a few for Sharon's snapper, will we? 370 00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,586 That's a very good idea. 371 00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:12,527 No! 372 00:16:12,562 --> 00:16:15,030 Here you go, Georgie. Here. 373 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:16,965 There. 374 00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:21,069 Thanks very much, lads. 375 00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:22,799 That's great. 376 00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:27,734 Oh, give a little. Helps a lot. 377 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,077 - Gobshite. - Absolutely. 378 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,048 Listen... 379 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,574 Do you think she'll get married? 380 00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,813 What's that? 381 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,844 Oh, no. No. Jesus, no. 382 00:16:36,889 --> 00:16:38,948 They've more cop-on these days, eh? 383 00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:40,458 I mean, would you get married... 384 00:16:40,491 --> 00:16:42,392 if you were that age again... these days? 385 00:16:42,429 --> 00:16:46,296 - What? - I think I'm going to cry. 386 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,166 Anyway, I wouldn't want Sharon getting married that young. 387 00:16:49,202 --> 00:16:51,228 She's her whole life ahead of her. 388 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,499 Exactly. 389 00:16:52,539 --> 00:16:54,439 Unless she drinks an iffy pint. 390 00:16:56,911 --> 00:16:59,708 Having a baby's the most natural thing in the world. 391 00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:02,511 - That's right! - Oh, good shite! 392 00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:06,181 Ol�, ol�, ol�, ol� 393 00:17:06,222 --> 00:17:09,919 Ol�, ol� 394 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,119 Whoo! 395 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,958 Was it Dessie Delaney? 396 00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,261 - No! - I was only askin'! 397 00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:18,269 Well, don't! I'm not tellin', so feck off! 398 00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:23,464 Was it Billy Delaney, then? 399 00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,835 Sharon Curley's pregnant, did you hear? 400 00:17:57,879 --> 00:18:00,039 Sharon Curley's up the pole. 401 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:02,482 Sharon Curley's having a baby. 402 00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:05,179 I don't believe you! 403 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:06,379 Jesus! 404 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:09,515 Jesus! Are you serious? 405 00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:11,150 Who's she having it for? 406 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:12,784 I don't know. 407 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,624 She won't say. 408 00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:18,724 She doesn't know. Ha ha ha! 409 00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:21,566 She can't remember! 410 00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:22,798 That's shocking! 411 00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:24,533 Dirty bitch. 412 00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:27,201 Mmm. Poor Sharon. 413 00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:28,575 The slut! 414 00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:30,442 I don't believe her. 415 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,539 The stupid bitch. 416 00:18:32,582 --> 00:18:34,414 She had that coming. 417 00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,044 Serves her right. 418 00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:38,555 Ah, poor Sharon. 419 00:18:38,589 --> 00:18:41,889 Let's see her get into those jeans now. 420 00:18:46,631 --> 00:18:49,156 Are you all right, Sharon? 421 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:53,761 Are you all right, Sharon? 422 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,121 - Now? - Yeah. 423 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,898 Aw, God almighty. 424 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,113 Jesus, Sharon. 425 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:35,641 You'll soon be the same shape as me, what? 426 00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:37,845 Thanks very much. 427 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:41,517 Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine 428 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,958 He's coming! He's coming! 429 00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:46,395 If you received my letter 430 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,831 We should have met him at the airport. 431 00:19:48,866 --> 00:19:50,299 Not at all. 432 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,166 Then you'll know just what to do 433 00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:55,672 If you still want me 434 00:19:55,707 --> 00:19:56,867 If 435 00:19:56,909 --> 00:20:00,003 You still want me 436 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:04,245 Well, tie a yellow ribbon 437 00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:07,082 'Round the old oak tree 438 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,850 It's been three long years 439 00:20:09,889 --> 00:20:12,517 Do you still want me? 440 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,821 Still want me 441 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,623 If I don't see a ribbon 442 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:18,860 'Round the old oak tree 443 00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:20,627 I'll stay on the bus 444 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,068 Forget about us 445 00:20:22,102 --> 00:20:24,970 Put the blame on me 446 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:27,200 Craig, love. 447 00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:33,612 Sharon's having a baby. 448 00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:35,080 Is that right? 449 00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:36,583 That's right, yeah. 450 00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:39,313 Who was it? Do you want me to sort him out for you? 451 00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:41,253 Sure, I already offered... 452 00:20:41,289 --> 00:20:42,550 Grow up, will you? 453 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,956 No bullets? 454 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,154 No. 455 00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:48,823 Well, what's the point of giving you a gun... 456 00:20:48,865 --> 00:20:50,855 if they don't give you Jesus bullets? 457 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,424 So we wouldn't shoot anyone. 458 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,401 I thought that was the point. 459 00:20:54,437 --> 00:20:56,962 How else you supposed to keep the bleedin' peace? 460 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,235 That's crazy, that is. 461 00:20:58,274 --> 00:21:00,105 It was no joke, all right? 462 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:01,440 You had to look straight at 'em. 463 00:21:01,478 --> 00:21:03,638 - Who? - The Arabs. 464 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,375 Straight at them. 465 00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:09,511 Straight into their eyes. Mesmerize them. 466 00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:11,544 Easier said than done, I'd say. 467 00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:14,717 Who are you telling? 468 00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:17,589 Thanks. 469 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:28,168 Hit me, will you? 470 00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:30,334 Get out! 471 00:21:34,313 --> 00:21:35,645 Hey, Sharon. 472 00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:38,879 You forgot your piss. Urine. 473 00:21:38,919 --> 00:21:40,113 Da! 474 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,489 Next time you try that, you better watch it. 475 00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:18,394 For God's sake, are you daft? 476 00:22:18,430 --> 00:22:20,159 He's not only daft. 477 00:22:20,198 --> 00:22:22,428 He's such a roving eye for everybody in this hospital. 478 00:22:22,468 --> 00:22:25,198 Did you see him? Every young student doctor... 479 00:22:25,237 --> 00:22:27,034 She wanted to know my menstrual history. 480 00:22:27,074 --> 00:22:29,371 I didn't know what she was talking about till she told me. 481 00:22:29,408 --> 00:22:30,898 I felt like a right bleedin'eejit. 482 00:22:30,943 --> 00:22:32,775 Why didn't she just say "your periods"? 483 00:22:32,813 --> 00:22:33,973 We'll weigh you now, Sharon. 484 00:22:34,014 --> 00:22:36,107 Doctors are always like that. 485 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:37,912 "Menstrual history." 486 00:22:37,951 --> 00:22:39,816 I got a "C" in that in me inter. 487 00:22:43,191 --> 00:22:44,886 How are your movements? 488 00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:47,359 Not bad. How's yours? 489 00:22:56,937 --> 00:22:59,429 There's the heartbeat now. See it? 490 00:22:59,474 --> 00:23:00,874 Yeah. 491 00:23:00,909 --> 00:23:02,842 Only one heart. 492 00:23:02,877 --> 00:23:04,072 What? 493 00:23:04,112 --> 00:23:06,173 There aren't twins in there. 494 00:23:06,216 --> 00:23:08,683 Oh, yeah. 495 00:23:08,717 --> 00:23:11,948 That there is a leg. See it? 496 00:23:11,987 --> 00:23:13,181 Oh, yeah. 497 00:23:20,965 --> 00:23:22,296 Sharon? 498 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,266 Why didn't you come in this morning? 499 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,166 Had a checkup. I swapped with Mona. 500 00:23:26,203 --> 00:23:27,363 You should be on check... 501 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:28,565 Ask her. 502 00:23:28,606 --> 00:23:29,766 You should be on check-out now. 503 00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:31,104 I can't do it! 504 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,370 Why not? 505 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,879 'Cause I have to keep going to the toilet! 506 00:23:34,912 --> 00:23:37,143 Why aren't you in uniform? 507 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:41,449 It doesn't fit me anymore! 508 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,614 He must be a right fucking bastard! 509 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:44,918 I know what I'd have told him. 510 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,550 He blushed. You should've seen him. 511 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,082 Just 'cause I said "toilet." 512 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,754 Is he good-looking, Sharon? 513 00:23:49,797 --> 00:23:51,286 Ah, you're joking me. 514 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,889 You know Roland the rat? 515 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,425 Well, he looks like him, only not as nice. 516 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:58,696 He asked me why I wasn't wearing me uniform... 517 00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,899 so I stuck out me belly... 518 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,704 and I said, "It doesn't fit me anymore!" 519 00:24:01,743 --> 00:24:03,108 You were dead right, Sharon. 520 00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:04,509 You should've stuck one of your tits... 521 00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:05,978 in his mouth as well. 522 00:24:07,349 --> 00:24:09,373 You should see the state of me nipples. 523 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:10,646 Jesus. 524 00:24:10,685 --> 00:24:12,243 Frank Kinsella's a ride, isn't he? 525 00:24:12,287 --> 00:24:14,256 - It wasn't him. - I didn't say he... 526 00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:16,053 It wasn't him. It wasn't his brother. 527 00:24:16,091 --> 00:24:18,060 It wasn't my brother. It wasn't Bart Simpson. 528 00:24:18,094 --> 00:24:19,322 It wasn't anybody. 529 00:24:19,361 --> 00:24:20,919 Now get off me bleedin' back, will ya? I'm sick of it! 530 00:24:20,963 --> 00:24:23,330 - She didn't... - You keep out of it, right! 531 00:24:23,365 --> 00:24:25,129 He is a ride, though, isn't he? 532 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:26,328 Frank Kinsella. 533 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:29,365 Bitch. 534 00:24:35,113 --> 00:24:36,740 What's that that's on, Sharon? 535 00:24:36,781 --> 00:24:39,443 - Yachting. - Ah, good shite. 536 00:24:46,257 --> 00:24:48,249 Would you look at that fucking eejit? 537 00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:51,492 Can you not just say eejit? 538 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:55,159 That's what I did say. Where are you going? 539 00:24:55,201 --> 00:24:57,431 - Toilet. - Jesus, again? 540 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:59,200 Me uterus is pressing into me bladder. 541 00:24:59,239 --> 00:25:00,501 Ah, now stop that, Sharon! 542 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,905 I don't want to hear that sort of thing! 543 00:25:01,941 --> 00:25:03,102 It's not right. 544 00:25:03,144 --> 00:25:04,303 Sorry. 545 00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:05,539 It's OK. 546 00:25:06,947 --> 00:25:08,106 Where's the remote? 547 00:25:08,149 --> 00:25:09,446 Da? 548 00:25:09,484 --> 00:25:11,576 No, you can't have a bike. 549 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,588 It's not his birthday for ages yet, is it? 550 00:25:23,364 --> 00:25:25,696 Oh, Jesus. 551 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,470 There's nothing on the telly tonight, is there? 552 00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:32,632 There's never anything on. 553 00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:34,074 Oh, you're right, of course... 554 00:25:34,109 --> 00:25:38,069 but there's absolutely nothing on tonight, is there? 555 00:25:49,193 --> 00:25:51,058 I suppose a ride is out of the question? 556 00:25:54,265 --> 00:25:56,198 Hang on till I get this line done. 557 00:25:56,234 --> 00:25:57,701 You serious? 558 00:25:57,735 --> 00:26:00,032 I suppose so. 559 00:26:00,071 --> 00:26:02,562 Fucking great. 560 00:26:02,607 --> 00:26:03,905 You're not messing now? 561 00:26:03,943 --> 00:26:05,308 No. 562 00:26:05,343 --> 00:26:07,278 Just let me finish the next line. 563 00:26:09,014 --> 00:26:11,005 I'll go up and brush me teeth. 564 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,018 That'll be nice. 565 00:26:16,956 --> 00:26:18,254 Come on, up on the stools, everybody. 566 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:19,849 I've an announcement to make. Quick. 567 00:26:19,893 --> 00:26:21,190 Come on, move it, move it, will yous? 568 00:26:21,228 --> 00:26:23,060 Come on! Quick, get up there! 569 00:26:23,096 --> 00:26:24,998 Would you take it easy? 570 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,398 Get her down off that. 571 00:26:26,435 --> 00:26:28,062 People have to eat at the... 572 00:26:28,104 --> 00:26:29,730 Get her off the stool! 573 00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:33,768 Shut up! Shut up! 574 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:35,107 Happy birthday, Darren. 575 00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:36,440 Happy birthday, Darren. 576 00:26:36,478 --> 00:26:38,606 Yeah, good lad. There you go, what. 577 00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:40,343 - What is it? - Open it and see. 578 00:26:40,383 --> 00:26:41,544 It's not a bike. 579 00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:43,519 He's brilliant, isn't he? 580 00:26:43,554 --> 00:26:44,747 I know that! 581 00:26:44,788 --> 00:26:46,915 - Ooh, wow. - Very nice. 582 00:26:48,492 --> 00:26:49,652 It's a pump. 583 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,217 It's a very good one, too. 584 00:26:51,262 --> 00:26:52,890 See, I'm gonna get you a wheel for your Christmas... 585 00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:54,296 and another wheel for your next birthday... 586 00:26:54,331 --> 00:26:55,993 and then the saddle, what. Ha ha ha ha. 587 00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:58,229 You can pump yourself to school every morning now. 588 00:26:58,271 --> 00:26:59,430 Go away, you. 589 00:26:59,471 --> 00:27:00,630 Yous are messing. 590 00:27:00,672 --> 00:27:02,970 We are, of course. Kay, when you're ready. 591 00:27:03,008 --> 00:27:05,533 Dee dee dee diddly dee dee dee... 592 00:27:05,577 --> 00:27:06,839 - Ohh! - Whoa! 593 00:27:06,879 --> 00:27:08,574 It's a beauty, isn't it? 594 00:27:08,614 --> 00:27:10,446 Get yourself up on that. Go on. 595 00:27:10,483 --> 00:27:11,643 What? 596 00:27:11,685 --> 00:27:12,981 It's a Stephen Roche special. 597 00:27:13,019 --> 00:27:14,384 Oh, yous are still messing. 598 00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:15,785 'Course we are. 599 00:27:15,821 --> 00:27:17,983 Dee dee dee diddly dee dee dee... 600 00:27:18,025 --> 00:27:19,652 Whoa! Ohh! 601 00:27:19,693 --> 00:27:22,720 Whoa, ho ho ho! 602 00:27:22,764 --> 00:27:24,458 Throw your leg over that one, what. 603 00:27:24,498 --> 00:27:27,127 - Sorry, Sharon. - It's a Raleigh! 604 00:27:27,168 --> 00:27:28,465 'Course. Only the best. 605 00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:30,471 It's not the best, though. Peugot are. 606 00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:32,598 You ungrateful little bollix. Give me that back. 607 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,369 - No, give it! - Give me that back! 608 00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:35,602 I want to keep it, Dad. Give it! 609 00:27:40,048 --> 00:27:42,915 It's a bit embarrassing, really. 610 00:27:44,919 --> 00:27:47,320 But I heard him talking about Sharon. 611 00:27:48,457 --> 00:27:51,051 Your Sharon, like, on Sunday. 612 00:27:53,663 --> 00:27:55,596 What was he saying about Sharon? 613 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,468 He said she was a great little ride. 614 00:28:05,342 --> 00:28:07,072 My God. 615 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:09,973 What... 616 00:28:10,014 --> 00:28:13,506 You wouldn't want to be listening to that fella. 617 00:28:13,551 --> 00:28:17,613 I only told you 'cause... 618 00:28:17,656 --> 00:28:18,986 I don't know why I told you, really. 619 00:28:19,024 --> 00:28:20,286 You were right. 620 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,690 It's pathetic. 621 00:28:21,727 --> 00:28:23,456 A grown man talking like that. 622 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:24,860 Exactly. 623 00:28:24,897 --> 00:28:27,421 Just 'cause she's up the pole. 624 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:29,928 Exactly. 625 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,231 It's stupid. 626 00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:32,464 Yeah. 627 00:28:32,505 --> 00:28:33,665 You wouldn't want to be getting... 628 00:28:33,706 --> 00:28:35,139 worked up about it. 629 00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:36,437 Still, though... 630 00:28:38,479 --> 00:28:40,810 It's just... 631 00:28:40,848 --> 00:28:42,679 I heard something. 632 00:28:42,717 --> 00:28:44,081 I thought I should warn you. 633 00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:47,144 - Warn me? - Yeah, warn you. 634 00:28:47,187 --> 00:28:48,917 You know your man, George Burgess? 635 00:28:50,325 --> 00:28:51,917 What about Mr. Burgess? 636 00:28:51,961 --> 00:28:54,429 He was saying things. 637 00:28:54,462 --> 00:28:55,691 Not to me face. 638 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:58,359 It was Lester who told me. 639 00:28:58,401 --> 00:29:00,562 He was saying things... 640 00:29:00,603 --> 00:29:02,127 about you being pregnant. 641 00:29:03,606 --> 00:29:05,073 What was he saying? 642 00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:10,375 He said... 643 00:29:10,414 --> 00:29:12,405 he said you were a great little ride. 644 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:16,313 So Lester says, anyway. 645 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,412 Lester wouldn't make a thing up like that, would he? 646 00:29:18,455 --> 00:29:20,788 Jesus, no. Not Lester. Never. 647 00:29:20,824 --> 00:29:22,292 Ah, well... 648 00:29:23,961 --> 00:29:25,156 You're not upset, are you? 649 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,164 No. Being called a ride's... 650 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,030 a bit of a compliment, really, isn't it? 651 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,367 Jesus, I don't know about that. 652 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,366 Anyway, he shouldn't be saying things like that. 653 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,875 Sure, men are always saying things like that about girls. 654 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,276 But not about daughters. 655 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,542 Don't be thick, Da. All girls are daughters. 656 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,174 Well, not my fucking daughters, then. 657 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,446 That's hypocritical. 658 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,715 I don't give a shite what it is. 659 00:29:47,755 --> 00:29:51,350 He has daughters of his own. That young one, your friend. 660 00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:52,552 Yvonne? 661 00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:54,026 Yeah, that's right. 662 00:29:54,061 --> 00:29:55,324 It's shocking! 663 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:00,229 I don't want some fat little fucker... 664 00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:02,894 insulting any of my family. 665 00:30:02,937 --> 00:30:04,426 Especially not you. 666 00:30:04,472 --> 00:30:06,372 You're me knight in shining armor. 667 00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:08,841 Ah, don't start that. 668 00:30:10,812 --> 00:30:12,403 I just thought I should let you know. 669 00:30:33,103 --> 00:30:34,263 Is your daddy there? 670 00:30:34,303 --> 00:30:35,464 Yeah. 671 00:30:35,507 --> 00:30:36,666 Can I see him for a minute? 672 00:30:36,707 --> 00:30:38,107 He's still having his tea. 673 00:30:40,777 --> 00:30:42,678 Is it George you want, Sharon? 674 00:30:42,714 --> 00:30:44,614 Yeah, Mrs. Burgess. 675 00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:46,879 About Darren. He's sick. 676 00:30:46,918 --> 00:30:49,114 Ah. Go on into the lounge, love. 677 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,632 She's in here, is she? 678 00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:03,863 Yeah. 679 00:31:14,116 --> 00:31:17,210 What the hell do you think you're up to, you little bitch? 680 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:19,117 What do you think you're up to, you little bastard? 681 00:31:19,155 --> 00:31:20,553 What? 682 00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:22,023 What did you say about me to your friends? 683 00:31:22,058 --> 00:31:23,890 I didn't say anything to anyone. 684 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,487 You said I was a ride. I'm a great little ride. 685 00:31:26,529 --> 00:31:27,996 I was only joking. 686 00:31:28,032 --> 00:31:30,523 You got your hole. What else did you say? 687 00:31:30,568 --> 00:31:33,060 Nothing. Not another thing. 688 00:31:33,104 --> 00:31:34,660 I swear on the Bible. 689 00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:38,106 Sure, they'd never believe I got me... 690 00:31:38,142 --> 00:31:40,508 had... with you. 691 00:31:40,545 --> 00:31:42,945 They'd think I was joking. 692 00:31:42,981 --> 00:31:45,210 If you ever blab out and tell anyone again... 693 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:47,741 I'll tell Mrs. Burgess what you did. I will. 694 00:31:47,786 --> 00:31:49,777 I... I won't. D-don't worry. 695 00:31:51,189 --> 00:31:54,751 I'm sorry. 696 00:31:54,794 --> 00:31:56,159 So you should be. 697 00:31:56,196 --> 00:31:58,027 I don't mind being pregnant... 698 00:31:58,064 --> 00:32:00,761 but I do mind people knowing who made me pregnant. 699 00:32:00,801 --> 00:32:02,666 Hang on a sec. 700 00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:05,531 I'll be back in a minute. 701 00:32:14,415 --> 00:32:16,611 - How are you, Sharon? - How ya, Yvonne? 702 00:32:17,618 --> 00:32:18,778 Where's me dad? 703 00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,650 He went out to get something for Darren. 704 00:32:20,687 --> 00:32:22,246 Oh. Me hair. 705 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:23,847 I'll see you later in the pub, all right? 706 00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:25,052 Yeah. See you later. 707 00:32:25,094 --> 00:32:26,856 Ah, Yvonne. You saw Sharon. 708 00:32:26,894 --> 00:32:28,123 Darren is sick. 709 00:32:28,162 --> 00:32:29,527 We'll miss him on Saturday. 710 00:32:29,564 --> 00:32:32,227 He's turned into a right good little goalkeeper. 711 00:32:37,774 --> 00:32:39,365 That was close. 712 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,109 That's for yourself, Sharon. 713 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:49,742 Do you think I'm a prostitute, Mr. Burgess? 714 00:32:49,787 --> 00:32:52,552 God, no! Jesus, no! 715 00:32:52,590 --> 00:32:54,285 It's not the way you think, Sharon. 716 00:32:54,324 --> 00:32:55,486 Oh, shite. 717 00:32:55,527 --> 00:32:59,361 No, it's a present. No hard feelings. 718 00:32:59,397 --> 00:33:03,959 We both made a mistake. We were both stupid. 719 00:33:04,001 --> 00:33:07,335 Now, go and buy yourself a few sweets, uh, drinks. 720 00:33:08,473 --> 00:33:12,171 You're an awful bleedin' eejit, Mr. Burgess. 721 00:33:12,211 --> 00:33:14,646 Put your tenner back in your pocket. 722 00:33:14,681 --> 00:33:15,978 OK. 723 00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:17,710 Sorry. 724 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:19,115 Oh, yeah. 725 00:33:19,152 --> 00:33:20,642 I, uh... 726 00:33:20,687 --> 00:33:22,712 I kept these for you. Your panties. 727 00:33:22,755 --> 00:33:24,849 - Isn't that what you call them? - Me knickers? 728 00:33:24,892 --> 00:33:26,986 Yeah, I was just keeping them for you in case they get lost. 729 00:33:27,027 --> 00:33:28,392 - What were you doing with them? - Nothing. 730 00:33:28,429 --> 00:33:29,624 Don't start that. 731 00:33:30,631 --> 00:33:32,600 I was going to show them to the lads. 732 00:33:32,634 --> 00:33:34,033 Oh, my God! 733 00:33:34,069 --> 00:33:36,094 - But I didn't. - I've changed me mind. 734 00:33:36,137 --> 00:33:37,399 Give us back the tenner. I deserve it. 735 00:33:37,439 --> 00:33:39,670 - Certainly. There you are. - And remember... 736 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:41,267 if you ever say anything to anyone again about me... 737 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,743 I'm going to tell Mrs. Burgess. 738 00:34:07,138 --> 00:34:09,265 Ah, there you are, Dessie. How's it going? 739 00:34:10,742 --> 00:34:12,437 You keep your hands off me. 740 00:34:12,478 --> 00:34:14,570 What's wrong with you? 741 00:34:14,613 --> 00:34:17,173 You know bleedin' well what's wrong with me! 742 00:34:17,215 --> 00:34:18,706 You were saying things about Sharon! 743 00:34:18,751 --> 00:34:20,184 No, you got it wrong, Dessie. 744 00:34:20,218 --> 00:34:22,653 - Wrong? Me bollix! - No, honestly. I swear! 745 00:34:22,689 --> 00:34:24,156 Me bollix! 746 00:34:25,425 --> 00:34:26,721 I'm sorry, Dessie. 747 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,920 You should be ashamed of yourself... 748 00:34:27,961 --> 00:34:29,428 an old thing like you. 749 00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:30,987 Saying things like that about young girls. 750 00:34:31,031 --> 00:34:33,727 - I... I know. - You're not worth hitting. 751 00:34:33,768 --> 00:34:35,064 Dessie, I'm sorry. 752 00:34:35,102 --> 00:34:37,036 Really, on the Bible. 753 00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:40,807 I was just messing with the lads. 754 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,502 The lads. You sound like a kid. 755 00:34:47,647 --> 00:34:49,412 If you ever say anything about Sharon again... 756 00:34:49,450 --> 00:34:50,610 I'll kill you, right. 757 00:34:50,651 --> 00:34:52,744 No, no, I... I won't. You needn't worry about... 758 00:34:52,787 --> 00:34:55,018 and if you drop Darren from the football team... 759 00:34:55,056 --> 00:34:57,388 because of this, I'll bleedin' kill you, too! 760 00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:20,645 Jesus, sorry. 761 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:25,816 The one you said I could do without 762 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,792 Well, we're in an awful mess 763 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,852 And I don't mean maybe 764 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:33,358 Please 765 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,333 Papa, don't preach 766 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,460 I'm in trouble deep 767 00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:39,437 Papa, don't preach 768 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,066 I've been losing sleep 769 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:45,270 But I've made up my mind, ohh 770 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:48,111 I'm keeping my baby 771 00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:51,677 I'm gonna keep my baby 772 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,086 Ooh, yeah 773 00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:58,822 Ohh. 774 00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:03,557 Turn your head. 775 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,965 Who did that to you? 776 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:06,764 Me best friend! 777 00:36:06,802 --> 00:36:08,703 Fair enough. Suits you. 778 00:36:08,739 --> 00:36:11,639 See, I told you. It looks lovely! 779 00:36:11,675 --> 00:36:14,370 Pat says his dad's after running away from home. 780 00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:16,241 - Pat who? - Burgess. 781 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,510 Georgie Burgess is after running away from home? 782 00:36:18,549 --> 00:36:20,643 Yeah. Pat's ma's up to 90. 783 00:36:20,684 --> 00:36:22,515 He said she's knocking back the Valiums... 784 00:36:22,553 --> 00:36:23,714 like there's no tomorrow. 785 00:36:23,754 --> 00:36:24,915 She would be. 786 00:36:24,956 --> 00:36:26,753 Lend her some of yours, Ma. 787 00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:27,950 Poor Doris. 788 00:36:27,993 --> 00:36:29,290 That's a good one, though, huh? Ha ha. 789 00:36:29,328 --> 00:36:30,761 Do you know where he's gone, Darren? 790 00:36:30,795 --> 00:36:33,628 No. Pat said he just snuck out. 791 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:35,497 Tom Sawyer, what. 792 00:36:35,535 --> 00:36:37,162 That's made my day. 793 00:36:37,203 --> 00:36:39,728 Fixed. Tom Sawyer Burgess. 794 00:36:39,772 --> 00:36:41,832 Oh, Jesus! 795 00:36:41,874 --> 00:36:44,469 He must have a mot hidden away somewhere. 796 00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:45,978 S�, senor. 797 00:36:46,013 --> 00:36:47,411 Who'd look at him? 798 00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:48,971 The state of him. 799 00:36:49,016 --> 00:36:51,644 Have you looked at yourself recently? 800 00:36:51,686 --> 00:36:53,312 I'm not running away, am I? 801 00:36:53,353 --> 00:36:56,151 And shirking me responsibilities. 802 00:36:56,189 --> 00:36:57,623 He's not that bad. 803 00:36:57,659 --> 00:36:59,683 You fancy him yourself, do you? 804 00:36:59,725 --> 00:37:00,886 No! 805 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:02,293 Lester fancies younger lads. 806 00:37:02,329 --> 00:37:03,557 Isn't that right, Lester? 807 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,087 Lay off, would you? 808 00:37:05,132 --> 00:37:07,532 I can't understand it meself. 809 00:37:07,569 --> 00:37:11,369 You know, the way queers... 810 00:37:11,405 --> 00:37:12,839 like each other. 811 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,341 Do you think about it much? 812 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:15,900 No. 813 00:37:15,944 --> 00:37:17,844 Nearly never. 814 00:37:17,879 --> 00:37:19,472 Lay off, would yous? 815 00:37:19,515 --> 00:37:23,007 So, Senor Burgess has vamoosed. 816 00:37:23,052 --> 00:37:26,453 And shirked his responsibilities. 817 00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:28,184 Don't start, you. 818 00:37:28,224 --> 00:37:30,715 Poor Doris. And the kids. 819 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,694 Why don't you adopt them? 820 00:37:32,729 --> 00:37:34,288 Ha ha ha. 821 00:37:34,331 --> 00:37:37,028 Do you ever... Leave me alone. 822 00:37:37,068 --> 00:37:38,227 Ha ha ha. 823 00:37:38,269 --> 00:37:40,794 Jesus. Poor Yvonne, though. 824 00:37:40,838 --> 00:37:42,032 Yeah. 825 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,206 Maybe we should go round to her. 826 00:37:46,244 --> 00:37:47,540 Ah, no. 827 00:37:47,579 --> 00:37:49,069 Yeah, I'd be too embarrassed. 828 00:37:49,115 --> 00:37:50,274 Yeah. 829 00:37:50,315 --> 00:37:51,714 Is Craig with Yvonne, Sharon? 830 00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:53,615 Don't know. Didn't see him. 831 00:37:53,652 --> 00:37:56,213 Can you imagine it? Your da! 832 00:37:56,254 --> 00:37:58,018 Jesus! Ha ha ha. 833 00:37:58,057 --> 00:37:59,717 Jesus, yeah. 834 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,897 Sharon! Sharon! 835 00:38:07,934 --> 00:38:10,460 Oh, Sharon, there's someone outside. 836 00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:15,101 Who? 837 00:38:15,142 --> 00:38:17,633 I don't know. I'm not looking. 838 00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:19,169 A pervert, probably. 839 00:38:22,684 --> 00:38:23,878 God. 840 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,384 Oh, Janey. 841 00:38:29,425 --> 00:38:30,584 Shh! 842 00:38:31,962 --> 00:38:33,292 Just shut up! 843 00:38:45,842 --> 00:38:47,901 Who is it? 844 00:38:47,945 --> 00:38:50,607 Just some young fellas messing. 845 00:38:50,648 --> 00:38:52,742 Messing! At this hour of night. 846 00:38:52,785 --> 00:38:53,978 Give me a look. 847 00:38:54,986 --> 00:38:57,147 They're gone. 848 00:38:57,188 --> 00:38:59,282 What young fellas? 849 00:38:59,324 --> 00:39:01,018 They're gone, Lisa. 850 00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:02,652 They'd better not have been looking for me. 851 00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:03,957 I'll kill them. 852 00:39:03,996 --> 00:39:06,556 Return to sender 853 00:39:06,598 --> 00:39:09,295 Address unknown 854 00:39:09,335 --> 00:39:11,428 No such number 855 00:39:11,471 --> 00:39:13,029 No such zone 856 00:39:13,072 --> 00:39:15,132 Ma! 857 00:39:15,176 --> 00:39:17,576 "I hope you will understand, Doris. 858 00:39:17,611 --> 00:39:20,512 "I cannot abandon this girl. 859 00:39:20,547 --> 00:39:23,642 "A-b-a-n-d-o-n. 860 00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:26,652 "She has no one else to look after her. 861 00:39:26,687 --> 00:39:28,120 "Full stop." 862 00:39:28,154 --> 00:39:30,180 Dirty-looking eejit. 863 00:39:30,224 --> 00:39:33,682 "I am, as the old song goes... 864 00:39:33,729 --> 00:39:37,028 "torn between two lovers. 865 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:39,829 "P.S. The paper is my sister's." 866 00:39:59,589 --> 00:40:01,319 Sharon Curley. 867 00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:19,806 Doris. 868 00:40:23,815 --> 00:40:25,307 Is your Sharon here? 869 00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:27,650 She's at work, Doris. 870 00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:29,655 Why? Why do you want her? 871 00:40:29,689 --> 00:40:31,715 Well, if you must know... 872 00:40:31,759 --> 00:40:34,387 she's been messing around with my George. 873 00:40:34,429 --> 00:40:36,989 - He's the father. - Get lost. 874 00:40:37,031 --> 00:40:39,056 I will not get lost. 875 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,363 She's your daughter. 876 00:40:40,402 --> 00:40:41,892 Go home, will you? 877 00:40:41,937 --> 00:40:44,496 Of course. I should've known. 878 00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:46,030 She's her mother's daughter. 879 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:01,354 What's after happening, Doris? 880 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:04,293 Your woman hit her. You seen it yourself. 881 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,489 I mean before that. 882 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:08,158 What happened, Doris? 883 00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:12,762 Kay Curley gave her a terrible clapper on the nose. 884 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,965 I'll do it meself. 885 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:18,066 What did she do that for, Doris? 886 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,305 Sharon. 887 00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:21,540 What? 888 00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:25,679 Sharon Curley! 889 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:27,946 Feck off. 890 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:30,618 You're joking! 891 00:41:33,227 --> 00:41:35,525 No way. No way. 892 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,824 No way! 893 00:41:38,699 --> 00:41:42,692 Ah, Jesus Christ! 894 00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,071 Are you all right, Sharon? 895 00:41:53,615 --> 00:41:57,517 Jesus, Kay, that bastard's older than I am. 896 00:41:57,552 --> 00:42:00,715 Georgie Burgess. 897 00:42:00,756 --> 00:42:02,883 I can't even go for a pint now. 898 00:42:02,925 --> 00:42:04,892 About time you stayed in. 899 00:42:04,927 --> 00:42:07,157 I'll see yous. I'm just going over to Yvonne's. 900 00:42:07,196 --> 00:42:10,632 I'd make alternative arrangements if I were you. 901 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,429 Oh, Jesus. 902 00:42:12,469 --> 00:42:16,667 Can you forgive me? 903 00:42:18,142 --> 00:42:19,699 Ooh, yeah 904 00:42:21,345 --> 00:42:22,811 Ha ha ha ha! 905 00:42:33,891 --> 00:42:35,724 Ol� 906 00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:39,391 Ol�, ol�, ol�, ol� 907 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:43,198 Ol�, ol� 908 00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:46,637 Ol�, ol�, ol�, ol�, ol� 909 00:42:46,673 --> 00:42:50,872 Ol�, ol� 910 00:43:00,655 --> 00:43:02,088 Are you all right, Sharon? 911 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:03,784 A man. 912 00:43:20,810 --> 00:43:22,244 Is that you squeaking? 913 00:43:22,279 --> 00:43:23,438 No. 914 00:43:26,149 --> 00:43:28,641 Ah. 915 00:43:28,685 --> 00:43:31,154 Oh. Ohh. 916 00:43:36,894 --> 00:43:38,088 Oh. 917 00:43:40,699 --> 00:43:41,892 Ohh. 918 00:43:44,603 --> 00:43:46,070 That was A-one. 919 00:43:52,112 --> 00:43:53,578 Good girl. 920 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,118 Who was that? 921 00:44:02,155 --> 00:44:04,123 - Sharon, are you coming? - I'm coming. 922 00:44:04,157 --> 00:44:05,487 Hurry up, will you! 923 00:44:10,664 --> 00:44:12,631 - How in the... - It wasn't him. 924 00:44:12,665 --> 00:44:14,497 - I never said it was. - It wasn't him, right! 925 00:44:14,534 --> 00:44:15,728 OK, OK. 926 00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:22,703 Well, if it wasn't Burgess... 927 00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,870 It wasn't bleedin' Burgess! 928 00:44:35,491 --> 00:44:37,584 George Burgess! 929 00:44:38,729 --> 00:44:40,924 Shite. 930 00:44:40,963 --> 00:44:42,988 True as I'm standing here. 931 00:44:43,032 --> 00:44:44,660 She's having it for him. 932 00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,998 They're getting a flat. 933 00:44:46,035 --> 00:44:47,663 Jesus! 934 00:44:47,704 --> 00:44:49,729 Shirley, come here. Listen. 935 00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:51,673 You know your woman who's preggers? 936 00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:54,643 Guess who's the da? Mr. Burgess! 937 00:45:02,388 --> 00:45:04,150 Look it! 938 00:45:05,156 --> 00:45:06,885 Hey, slut! 939 00:45:06,926 --> 00:45:08,895 How's Mr. Burgess? 940 00:45:08,928 --> 00:45:10,123 Slut! 941 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:32,845 Take it back! 942 00:45:32,889 --> 00:45:34,947 Take it back, you fucking bastard! 943 00:45:35,959 --> 00:45:39,327 Hey, baby, it's your Georgie Porgie 944 00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,387 Let me tell you where I've been 945 00:45:41,431 --> 00:45:43,126 Let me tell you where they've been 946 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,534 Hey, baby, it's your Georgie Porgie 947 00:45:46,570 --> 00:45:47,729 Oh, look here, she's coming. 948 00:45:47,771 --> 00:45:49,205 Oh, here's the tart again. 949 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,673 Stupid old Curley. 950 00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:51,902 Up the spout again. 951 00:45:59,783 --> 00:46:01,411 Sharon! 952 00:46:01,453 --> 00:46:03,718 Wait, will you? Hang on! 953 00:46:04,923 --> 00:46:07,017 Close your mouth there, Mrs. O'Leary. 954 00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:09,049 The birds'll start nesting in it. 955 00:46:10,329 --> 00:46:12,354 There's no bleedin' way, Jackie. You know that. 956 00:46:12,399 --> 00:46:14,889 I know. I know that! 957 00:46:14,934 --> 00:46:18,165 Jesus, the state of him. There's no way you'd have... 958 00:46:18,205 --> 00:46:21,299 Don't say it. I'll get sick, I swear. 959 00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:23,706 Jeez, can you imagine it? Jesus. 960 00:46:23,743 --> 00:46:25,371 That big fat belly on top of you. 961 00:46:25,411 --> 00:46:26,572 Stop! 962 00:46:28,482 --> 00:46:29,676 You telling? 963 00:46:31,351 --> 00:46:33,615 I suppose I'd better. 964 00:46:33,654 --> 00:46:35,953 Jesus, Sharon. Come on. 965 00:46:40,029 --> 00:46:42,394 It was one of them Spanish sailors. 966 00:46:42,430 --> 00:46:44,990 - What? - You know. You do. 967 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,262 In town. 968 00:46:46,302 --> 00:46:48,395 There was a big boat, you know, in the docks... 969 00:46:48,437 --> 00:46:49,803 for two days I think it was. 970 00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:52,238 Oh, he was gorgeous, Jackie, I'm not joking you. 971 00:46:52,275 --> 00:46:54,504 Was he? Jesus! 972 00:46:54,543 --> 00:46:56,205 You never mentioned him before. 973 00:46:56,246 --> 00:46:57,440 I didn't want to. 974 00:46:57,479 --> 00:46:59,675 And now I have to. It was only for one night. 975 00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:01,514 Yeah. Do you know his address? 976 00:47:01,551 --> 00:47:03,144 I don't even know his bleedin' name, Jackie! 977 00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:07,752 In a hotel. 978 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:09,281 Jesus. 979 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,488 Lovely. 980 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,019 Like "Letter to Brezhnev." 981 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:14,429 God, yeah. I never thought of that. 982 00:47:14,466 --> 00:47:17,458 Jesus. He nearly had me screaming. 983 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,630 I'm not joking! Ha ha ha! 984 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,639 We did it in the bath as well! 985 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,699 Aah! 986 00:47:23,742 --> 00:47:26,371 - It was brilliant. - Oh, God. 987 00:47:26,412 --> 00:47:29,313 I'd love that. 988 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,543 Come here. 989 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,851 Did he give you his cap? 990 00:47:34,888 --> 00:47:37,583 - What? - His cap. 991 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,855 You know, his uniform. 992 00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:42,589 - Uh, no. - Did he not? 993 00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:44,394 You know Melanie Beglin? 994 00:47:44,432 --> 00:47:45,864 She has two of them. 995 00:47:45,899 --> 00:47:48,061 A German and a Swedish. 996 00:47:48,103 --> 00:47:51,197 - Does she? - Yeah. She's a slut, that one. 997 00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,265 Jesus, sorry, Sharon. I didn't mean... 998 00:47:58,047 --> 00:48:00,015 I don't know what she has to laugh at. 999 00:48:03,586 --> 00:48:06,147 You don't hear me laughing, do you? 1000 00:48:06,189 --> 00:48:07,519 Thank God. 1001 00:48:11,963 --> 00:48:14,294 Lower that thing, will you?! 1002 00:48:14,331 --> 00:48:17,027 You can live any way you want... 1003 00:48:17,067 --> 00:48:19,365 She can go and laugh somewhere else. 1004 00:48:19,404 --> 00:48:21,373 Jesus, me heart! 1005 00:48:21,406 --> 00:48:22,896 Was that one of ours? 1006 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:25,375 Wait a minute. Hold on. 1007 00:48:25,410 --> 00:48:26,604 Where was it? 1008 00:48:27,746 --> 00:48:29,440 Burgess! 1009 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,109 Burgess, you bastard, you! 1010 00:48:32,151 --> 00:48:33,642 Come on out! 1011 00:48:33,686 --> 00:48:35,381 Come on! 1012 00:48:35,421 --> 00:48:36,912 Will you come on! 1013 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,650 Stay out of this, you. 1014 00:48:38,691 --> 00:48:40,057 Come out, Burgess! 1015 00:48:40,093 --> 00:48:41,992 Get in here, you gobshite! 1016 00:48:42,029 --> 00:48:43,858 Craig, love, come on home. 1017 00:48:43,896 --> 00:48:45,921 He's not in there, you eejit! 1018 00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:48,263 I'm doing this for you, you slut! 1019 00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:49,460 Come out! 1020 00:48:51,237 --> 00:48:52,568 Oh, yeah. Come on! 1021 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,134 Right, come on! 1022 00:48:56,176 --> 00:48:59,010 Come on! 1023 00:48:59,045 --> 00:49:00,411 Fucking knock me down! 1024 00:49:00,448 --> 00:49:02,882 Go to hell! Come on! 1025 00:49:02,916 --> 00:49:04,179 Janey Mac! 1026 00:49:04,219 --> 00:49:05,378 Come on! 1027 00:49:05,419 --> 00:49:07,284 Come on. In. 1028 00:49:07,322 --> 00:49:08,652 In, in. Get in. 1029 00:49:08,689 --> 00:49:09,850 Jesus! 1030 00:49:16,598 --> 00:49:20,831 Do not forsake me, oh, my darling 1031 00:49:22,339 --> 00:49:27,241 On this our wedding day 1032 00:49:27,276 --> 00:49:29,471 Do not forsake me 1033 00:49:32,683 --> 00:49:34,446 Do you know what, sergeant? 1034 00:49:34,486 --> 00:49:36,316 He done it deliberately. 1035 00:49:36,353 --> 00:49:38,913 He backed right over her. 1036 00:49:38,956 --> 00:49:40,857 Oh, God, the poor little thing. 1037 00:49:40,892 --> 00:49:42,859 And all 'cause I gave him shepherd's pie... 1038 00:49:42,893 --> 00:49:44,759 two nights on the trot. Tsk, tsk. 1039 00:49:44,796 --> 00:49:47,788 But I have the evidence here now. 1040 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:50,295 Oh, God. 1041 00:49:51,772 --> 00:49:53,205 Spanish, no less! 1042 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,537 Yeah. Spanish. 1043 00:49:54,573 --> 00:49:57,668 An Irish sailor wasn't good enough for you, what? 1044 00:49:57,711 --> 00:49:59,680 And will Sinbad the Spanish sailor... 1045 00:49:59,713 --> 00:50:02,444 pay for Burgess's broken windows, I wonder? 1046 00:50:09,056 --> 00:50:10,650 Will he be much longer, do you think? 1047 00:50:10,692 --> 00:50:13,286 That depends on himself. 1048 00:50:14,296 --> 00:50:16,857 Well, I have a few sandwiches for him. 1049 00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:18,162 What are they? 1050 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,462 Uh, ham. 1051 00:50:21,604 --> 00:50:23,469 I'll see he gets them. 1052 00:50:29,013 --> 00:50:30,274 Thanks. 1053 00:50:38,824 --> 00:50:41,157 Spanish sailor, me arse. 1054 00:50:46,765 --> 00:50:48,392 She's a lying, fucking bitch! 1055 00:50:48,433 --> 00:50:51,597 - Ah, look at you. - I don't care what you say! 1056 00:50:53,706 --> 00:50:57,073 I'm Pedro the sailor man 1057 00:50:58,311 --> 00:50:59,710 Toot, toot 1058 00:51:09,723 --> 00:51:11,155 Sharon? 1059 00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:13,625 Are you sure the baby won't look like Mr. Burgess? 1060 00:51:13,659 --> 00:51:15,890 No, he won't! He's not the daddy, Kimberley. 1061 00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,829 I told you that. Who said that, anyway? 1062 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,026 Nicola Malley. 1063 00:51:19,066 --> 00:51:20,967 Well, you tell Nicola Malley to piss off. 1064 00:51:21,002 --> 00:51:22,367 - I did already. - Good. 1065 00:51:22,403 --> 00:51:24,496 And I scraped her face as well. 1066 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:25,699 Good. 1067 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,572 And I scribbled all over her sums. 1068 00:51:27,610 --> 00:51:28,769 Brilliant. 1069 00:51:28,810 --> 00:51:30,073 Look out, Sharon. 1070 00:51:57,074 --> 00:51:58,905 - Hello, Sharon. - How'd you know I was here? 1071 00:51:58,943 --> 00:52:00,741 Did you not see me over by the vegetables? 1072 00:52:00,779 --> 00:52:01,938 What do you want? 1073 00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:03,880 I want to talk to you, Sharon. 1074 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:05,076 Well, that's a pity, Mr. Burgess... 1075 00:52:05,117 --> 00:52:06,276 'cause I don't want to talk to you. 1076 00:52:06,318 --> 00:52:09,412 Ah, Sharon, please. I have to talk. I'm tormented. 1077 00:52:09,453 --> 00:52:10,615 You're tormented? 1078 00:52:10,657 --> 00:52:12,419 You've made me the laughingstock of Barrytown. 1079 00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:14,153 I can't go out without being jeered at. 1080 00:52:14,193 --> 00:52:16,127 You're tormented? You prick, you! 1081 00:52:16,163 --> 00:52:17,390 Please, Sharon, please. 1082 00:52:17,431 --> 00:52:18,590 What? 1083 00:52:18,631 --> 00:52:20,190 Come on, I'm in a hurry. 1084 00:52:20,233 --> 00:52:21,997 Sharon... 1085 00:52:22,036 --> 00:52:23,833 Sharon, I love you, Sharon. 1086 00:52:23,871 --> 00:52:26,567 Don't laugh at me. I do. 1087 00:52:26,607 --> 00:52:29,201 On the Bible, I love you. 1088 00:52:29,243 --> 00:52:31,939 I'm very embarrassed, Sharon. 1089 00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:34,278 I think I want to take care of you, Sharon. 1090 00:52:34,316 --> 00:52:36,477 You took care of me seven months ago. 1091 00:52:36,517 --> 00:52:38,384 It's my son, too, remember. 1092 00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,946 - Son? - Baby. I... I meant baby. 1093 00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:42,149 Your baby? 1094 00:52:42,191 --> 00:52:43,886 You have it bad, haven't you, Mr. Burgess? 1095 00:52:43,926 --> 00:52:46,452 Yeah. Yeah, I have been living a lie... 1096 00:52:46,495 --> 00:52:47,985 for the past fifteen years. 1097 00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:50,022 It's taken you to make me cop on, Sharon. 1098 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:51,397 Did you rehearse this, Mr. Burgess? 1099 00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:54,063 No! Yeah. 1100 00:52:54,103 --> 00:52:55,469 Well, I've been thinking... 1101 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,836 of nothing else, to be honest with you. 1102 00:52:57,874 --> 00:52:59,637 Come to London with me, Sharon. 1103 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,009 I've a sister over there. 1104 00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:04,343 Would you ever? Feck off! 1105 00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:06,942 Sharon, please! Let me finish! 1106 00:53:06,985 --> 00:53:08,680 No. I'm not going anywhere with you, Mr. Burgess. 1107 00:53:08,721 --> 00:53:11,019 I'm staying here. Anyway, it's not your baby. 1108 00:53:11,056 --> 00:53:12,420 Is it because I'm older than you? 1109 00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:13,857 It's because I hate the bleedin' sight of you! 1110 00:53:13,892 --> 00:53:15,189 You're not just sayin' that? 1111 00:53:15,227 --> 00:53:17,092 No, I hate you! Will I sing it for you? 1112 00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,359 - What about the little baby? - Forget about the little baby! 1113 00:53:19,398 --> 00:53:20,831 If you must know, you were off target! 1114 00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:23,335 - I was not! - You were, so there! 1115 00:53:23,369 --> 00:53:26,304 It was a Spanish sailor, if you must know! 1116 00:53:26,338 --> 00:53:27,566 Spanish?! 1117 00:53:27,606 --> 00:53:29,335 I sleep around, Mr. Burgess, you know what I mean? 1118 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,138 I find that hard to believe, Sharon. 1119 00:53:31,177 --> 00:53:33,304 Go home, Mr. Burgess. Go home! 1120 00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,711 Sharon, please... 1121 00:53:34,747 --> 00:53:36,716 Will you shut up before you make an even bigger sap of yourself! 1122 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,046 Go home! 1123 00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:40,609 All right. OK. 1124 00:53:40,654 --> 00:53:43,885 It'll be our secret, Sharon. 1125 00:53:43,923 --> 00:53:47,223 I'll always remember you, Sharon! 1126 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:50,628 You met this young fella, you... you "clicked"... 1127 00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:53,065 and you went to a hotel room... 1128 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,694 and you're telling me you can't remember his name? 1129 00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,034 I was drunk, I said. 1130 00:53:57,073 --> 00:53:58,232 I was drunk when I met your mother! 1131 00:53:58,273 --> 00:53:59,741 I still remember her name! It's Kay! 1132 00:53:59,775 --> 00:54:00,935 Don't shout. 1133 00:54:00,977 --> 00:54:02,740 Look, I was really drunk. Pissed! 1134 00:54:02,779 --> 00:54:04,211 Sorry, Mummy. 1135 00:54:04,247 --> 00:54:06,715 How do you know he was Spanish then? 1136 00:54:06,749 --> 00:54:08,911 Or a sailor? 1137 00:54:08,952 --> 00:54:11,249 He could have been a Pakistani postman... 1138 00:54:11,287 --> 00:54:12,812 if you were that drunk! 1139 00:54:12,856 --> 00:54:14,015 Well?! 1140 00:54:14,057 --> 00:54:16,651 You needn't believe me if you don't want to! 1141 00:54:16,694 --> 00:54:18,685 Oh, thanks very much! 1142 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:33,976 Will we get out? 1143 00:54:34,013 --> 00:54:35,345 No. 1144 00:54:38,385 --> 00:54:40,478 What do you think? Do you believe her? 1145 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,546 I think I'll be delighted if the father... 1146 00:54:43,591 --> 00:54:46,186 was a Spanish sailor and not Georgie Burgess. 1147 00:54:46,227 --> 00:54:47,523 God, yeah. 1148 00:54:47,562 --> 00:54:49,792 Why don't you leave her alone? 1149 00:54:49,831 --> 00:54:51,696 What do you mean? 1150 00:54:51,734 --> 00:54:54,031 If she says he's a Spanish sailor... 1151 00:54:54,068 --> 00:54:55,559 why not let her say it? 1152 00:54:55,604 --> 00:54:57,036 What, believe her? 1153 00:54:57,072 --> 00:54:58,369 Yeah. 1154 00:54:58,408 --> 00:55:01,274 I don't know. 1155 00:55:01,311 --> 00:55:04,144 If she'd just give us a name or something. 1156 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:05,441 What does it matter? 1157 00:55:05,482 --> 00:55:07,473 What? 1158 00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:09,347 Do they believe me? 1159 00:55:09,385 --> 00:55:11,512 They do, yeah. I think they do. 1160 00:55:11,554 --> 00:55:14,079 But it's a better gas... 1161 00:55:14,124 --> 00:55:16,252 thinkin' of Mr. Burgess doin' it with you... 1162 00:55:16,293 --> 00:55:18,284 instead of the other fella. 1163 00:55:25,904 --> 00:55:27,599 That's what you're fighting against, Sharon. 1164 00:55:27,638 --> 00:55:29,903 Barrytown's sense of humor. 1165 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:34,505 Terrible smell in here, isn't there, Mary? 1166 00:55:34,547 --> 00:55:37,140 They shouldn't let prostitutes in here. 1167 00:55:37,183 --> 00:55:38,480 I'll kill you! 1168 00:55:38,519 --> 00:55:40,578 - Don't bother! Come on! - Hey, Yvonne... 1169 00:55:40,621 --> 00:55:41,780 Don't bother. Just come, please. 1170 00:55:41,821 --> 00:55:42,980 Bitch. 1171 00:55:43,022 --> 00:55:45,855 I don't think they do believe me. 1172 00:55:45,892 --> 00:55:47,052 It's him. 1173 00:55:47,093 --> 00:55:48,684 No, it's not. 1174 00:55:55,636 --> 00:56:00,096 What do you think about it, compadre mio? 1175 00:56:02,010 --> 00:56:04,170 Sorry, Bertie. I... I wasn't listening. 1176 00:56:06,513 --> 00:56:10,177 I was lookin' at that soccer shower over there. 1177 00:56:10,217 --> 00:56:12,346 They're laughing at me. 1178 00:56:12,387 --> 00:56:14,083 Ah, cop on to yourself, will ya? 1179 00:56:14,123 --> 00:56:15,590 I'm telling you. 1180 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:18,525 They're looking over here and laughing. 1181 00:56:18,561 --> 00:56:20,393 There's no one laughing at you. 1182 00:56:20,429 --> 00:56:22,522 If they want, they can bleedin' try. 1183 00:56:22,565 --> 00:56:25,831 Anyway, it wasn't Burgess at all. 1184 00:56:27,336 --> 00:56:30,704 It was a Spanish sailor now, she says. 1185 00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:32,538 Sharon. 1186 00:56:32,576 --> 00:56:33,976 So you said. 1187 00:56:34,010 --> 00:56:36,536 Why did Burgess do a legger, then? 1188 00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:39,641 S�, seor. 1189 00:56:39,684 --> 00:56:41,982 Sharon's a lovely-looking young 'un. 1190 00:56:42,019 --> 00:56:44,351 She'll have lads queuing up for her. 1191 00:56:44,388 --> 00:56:47,586 Burgess'd never get near her. 1192 00:56:47,626 --> 00:56:49,889 I'd say it was a Spanish sailor, all right. 1193 00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:52,419 Yes, hombre. He speaks the truth. 1194 00:56:52,464 --> 00:56:54,989 Oh. 1195 00:56:55,033 --> 00:56:57,366 Good-lookin' lad, you know. 1196 00:56:57,403 --> 00:56:59,462 Different as well, like. 1197 00:56:59,504 --> 00:57:02,372 Dark and tall. 1198 00:57:02,408 --> 00:57:04,376 - Exotic. - Exactly. 1199 00:57:05,813 --> 00:57:08,680 And a hefty langer on him, huh? 1200 00:57:11,318 --> 00:57:14,845 Christopher Columbus. 1201 00:57:20,327 --> 00:57:22,558 Janey, he moved! 1202 00:57:22,597 --> 00:57:25,089 - Of course he did. - Give us a go. 1203 00:57:27,937 --> 00:57:29,767 He kicked, yeah. 1204 00:57:34,211 --> 00:57:35,576 Here as well. 1205 00:57:35,611 --> 00:57:36,772 How could he? 1206 00:57:36,813 --> 00:57:40,078 He has two legs, Lisa. Take it easy. 1207 00:57:41,485 --> 00:57:43,454 Shh. 1208 00:57:43,487 --> 00:57:44,818 Shite. 1209 00:57:49,994 --> 00:57:54,431 I tell you, but I gave as good as I got. 1210 00:57:55,668 --> 00:57:57,795 They were laughing at me, I'm telling ya! 1211 00:57:57,837 --> 00:58:00,030 Will you calm down? 1212 00:58:00,071 --> 00:58:02,506 Let me go! I'll bust 'em! 1213 00:58:10,683 --> 00:58:13,084 Aren't you great? 1214 00:58:13,118 --> 00:58:15,109 I'm not going up there anymore. 1215 00:58:15,154 --> 00:58:18,021 I... I don't care! 1216 00:58:18,058 --> 00:58:21,858 I can't enjoy me pint under them conditions. 1217 00:58:21,894 --> 00:58:23,863 Georgie Burgess! 1218 00:58:23,897 --> 00:58:25,763 Oh, shut up. I'm sick of it. 1219 00:58:25,799 --> 00:58:27,232 Here, Sharon. 1220 00:58:27,267 --> 00:58:28,757 Your da's after been defending your honor. 1221 00:58:28,803 --> 00:58:31,134 - Isn't he great? - What happened to you? 1222 00:58:31,171 --> 00:58:33,197 Nothing, Sharon. Nothing. 1223 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,471 Don't mind your mother. She's been at the sherry again. 1224 00:58:35,509 --> 00:58:36,669 Were you in a fight? 1225 00:58:36,711 --> 00:58:38,202 No, not really. 1226 00:58:38,246 --> 00:58:40,179 What happened? Yeah? 1227 00:58:40,214 --> 00:58:42,342 Well... 1228 00:58:42,384 --> 00:58:43,977 they were saying things. 1229 00:58:44,019 --> 00:58:48,649 I won't let anyone... anyone... jeer Sharon. 1230 00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,090 I don't care who they are. 1231 00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:51,922 You're a bleedin' eejit. Why didn't you ignore them? 1232 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:54,225 'Cause I'm not like that! 1233 00:58:54,263 --> 00:58:56,288 You're my daughter, Sharon! 1234 00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:59,962 And, feck it all, you're my daughter... 1235 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,938 and as long as you live in this house... 1236 00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:04,166 I won't let bollixes say things about you! 1237 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,200 - Maybe I should leave then. - No, Sharon, no. 1238 00:59:06,244 --> 00:59:07,471 Maybe I will if you're going to keep... 1239 00:59:07,511 --> 00:59:08,740 getting into fights all the time! 1240 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:11,977 I won't, Sharon. Honest! It was just the once! 1241 00:59:12,017 --> 00:59:15,749 I... I won't listen to them anymore. 1242 00:59:15,788 --> 00:59:18,985 Only a shower of shites! 1243 00:59:19,026 --> 00:59:22,426 Well... look, I know you mean well. 1244 00:59:22,462 --> 00:59:23,622 I know, Sharon. 1245 00:59:23,663 --> 00:59:25,130 But I can fight me own fights on me own! 1246 00:59:25,165 --> 00:59:26,598 No better girl. 1247 00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:28,828 Anyway, they've nothing to jeer me about. 1248 00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:31,497 You're right, Sharon! Of course! 1249 00:59:35,711 --> 00:59:37,371 - It's a terrible shock. - What? 1250 00:59:37,412 --> 00:59:38,903 Being married for twenty-five years... 1251 00:59:38,947 --> 00:59:41,346 and suddenly discovering your husband's a prick. 1252 00:59:41,383 --> 00:59:43,111 What?! 1253 00:59:47,423 --> 00:59:48,948 You'd be a long time waiting... 1254 00:59:48,992 --> 00:59:52,359 before you'd get a bit of gratitude in this house! 1255 00:59:52,395 --> 00:59:53,726 Huh. Ohh! 1256 01:00:44,885 --> 01:00:46,045 No! 1257 01:00:46,087 --> 01:00:47,986 She's havin' the baby! 1258 01:00:49,357 --> 01:00:50,517 I'm not. 1259 01:00:50,557 --> 01:00:52,151 Look, keep back, you. Give her space. 1260 01:00:52,193 --> 01:00:53,785 I have to go to the toilet! 1261 01:00:53,827 --> 01:00:55,853 Is that all? Jesus! 1262 01:01:03,272 --> 01:01:05,206 The kettle's boiled in here. 1263 01:01:27,565 --> 01:01:28,863 You're not goin'out like that. 1264 01:01:28,901 --> 01:01:30,368 Oh, Da, please! 1265 01:01:30,401 --> 01:01:34,132 You're not goin'out dressed like that! 1266 01:01:34,173 --> 01:01:35,640 You can forget about it. 1267 01:01:35,674 --> 01:01:37,073 What's wrong with it? 1268 01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:39,101 Every bowsie in Barrytown will be sniff in' after ya. 1269 01:01:39,145 --> 01:01:40,304 That's what's wrong with it. 1270 01:01:40,345 --> 01:01:41,505 Stop that, Dessie. 1271 01:01:41,548 --> 01:01:43,846 That the two groups are closely related. 1272 01:01:43,883 --> 01:01:45,612 Well, we already have one... 1273 01:01:45,651 --> 01:01:47,052 One what? 1274 01:01:47,087 --> 01:01:50,284 Go upstairs, put a proper skirt on... 1275 01:01:50,324 --> 01:01:51,620 and then you can go out. 1276 01:01:51,659 --> 01:01:53,183 Go on, love. 1277 01:01:53,227 --> 01:01:55,524 Yous haven't a clue. 1278 01:01:55,563 --> 01:01:57,258 It's got a segmented body... 1279 01:01:59,434 --> 01:02:02,562 - Hey, where you goin'? - To Jackie's! 1280 01:02:05,074 --> 01:02:07,405 ...a fist with a hook on it. 1281 01:02:07,442 --> 01:02:10,900 That is a sign that this is a fully mature... 1282 01:02:10,946 --> 01:02:14,143 What? What?! 1283 01:02:14,182 --> 01:02:16,674 Ah, go on. Go on and play with your pals. 1284 01:02:16,718 --> 01:02:19,517 I can't go to the pub. 1285 01:02:19,555 --> 01:02:20,955 You're dead right. 1286 01:02:20,991 --> 01:02:22,617 I wouldn't take that from my da. 1287 01:02:22,658 --> 01:02:23,820 Is that all right then? 1288 01:02:23,861 --> 01:02:26,329 Yeah, it is, and come here. 1289 01:02:26,363 --> 01:02:28,627 If nothing happens, and he's still actin' the prick... 1290 01:02:28,665 --> 01:02:30,860 we go ahead and do it. OK? 1291 01:02:30,901 --> 01:02:32,095 Are you serious? 1292 01:02:32,137 --> 01:02:33,798 Yeah. Why not? 1293 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:35,864 Anything to get away from these bleedin' things. 1294 01:02:35,907 --> 01:02:37,807 They freak me out, they do. 1295 01:02:37,842 --> 01:02:40,640 I can never stay in here on me own. 1296 01:02:40,678 --> 01:02:43,842 All these little cement men starin' at me. 1297 01:02:45,085 --> 01:02:46,244 There, Sharon. 1298 01:02:46,285 --> 01:02:48,752 Mr. Burgess, what? 1299 01:03:04,504 --> 01:03:09,339 I'm amazed I let it slip away 1300 01:03:09,377 --> 01:03:13,177 I, I am crazed 1301 01:03:13,214 --> 01:03:15,044 It's runnin'through my... 1302 01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:16,514 Hi. 1303 01:03:17,785 --> 01:03:19,981 Pain that runs... 1304 01:03:20,021 --> 01:03:22,387 - I said, "Hi, Daddy." - I heard you. 1305 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:26,861 Has to fall 1306 01:03:26,894 --> 01:03:28,795 You're in me way. Lookit. 1307 01:03:31,633 --> 01:03:33,830 I was watchin' that! 1308 01:03:39,910 --> 01:03:41,843 Why won't you talk to me anymore? 1309 01:03:41,879 --> 01:03:43,141 I do talk to ya. 1310 01:03:43,180 --> 01:03:45,148 - You don't. - Yes, I do. 1311 01:03:45,181 --> 01:03:46,774 I said hello to you yesterday. 1312 01:03:46,817 --> 01:03:48,750 Not properly. 1313 01:03:48,786 --> 01:03:51,778 I'll tell you the last time you talked to me properly. 1314 01:03:51,822 --> 01:03:55,281 The night before you were hit in the nose. 1315 01:03:55,327 --> 01:03:57,625 Why are you treating me like shite, Daddy? 1316 01:03:57,663 --> 01:03:59,097 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1317 01:03:59,131 --> 01:04:00,928 You do know. 1318 01:04:00,966 --> 01:04:02,902 Will I tell ya? 1319 01:04:02,935 --> 01:04:04,267 'Cause I've shamed the family. 1320 01:04:04,304 --> 01:04:06,465 - No! - Don't bother denying it. 1321 01:04:06,505 --> 01:04:08,133 It's true. 1322 01:04:08,175 --> 01:04:10,337 I've been stupid and selfish. 1323 01:04:10,377 --> 01:04:11,810 I should've known. 1324 01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:15,210 And I know you still think that Mr. Burgess is... 1325 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:18,242 I don't think Mr. Burgess is anything. 1326 01:04:18,286 --> 01:04:21,380 You do. Even though you hide it well. 1327 01:04:22,925 --> 01:04:27,258 Sorry, Daddy. You were great. 1328 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:32,433 So, I think it'd be best if I leave, for everyone. 1329 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,767 You can get back to normal. 1330 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:36,465 - Leave? - Yeah. 1331 01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,736 Me and Jackie are goin' to get a flat. 1332 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:40,675 You're not goin'. 1333 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:44,306 I am. I want to. 1334 01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:45,747 It's for the best. 1335 01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:49,742 Night, night. 1336 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,755 Ah, Sharon, no. 1337 01:04:57,696 --> 01:04:59,597 She won't go. 1338 01:04:59,631 --> 01:05:01,860 I'll talk to her in the mornin'. 1339 01:05:04,237 --> 01:05:05,932 You were great, Da. 1340 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,205 She apologized. 1341 01:05:13,445 --> 01:05:15,607 Pub. 1342 01:05:15,648 --> 01:05:18,481 What's hard and hairy on the outside? 1343 01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:26,318 It's wet... 1344 01:05:29,362 --> 01:05:30,830 And soft on the inside. 1345 01:05:30,864 --> 01:05:32,855 Ha ha ha! 1346 01:05:32,901 --> 01:05:34,766 Jesus. 1347 01:05:34,802 --> 01:05:37,293 It begins with a "C." 1348 01:05:37,338 --> 01:05:39,899 It ends with a "T." 1349 01:05:39,941 --> 01:05:41,568 And it has a "U" and an "N" in it. 1350 01:05:45,348 --> 01:05:47,042 A cu-cu-cu-coconut. 1351 01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:48,243 Ha! 1352 01:05:48,284 --> 01:05:52,015 A coconut! 1353 01:05:52,055 --> 01:05:54,319 But, Sharon, you can't go. I won't let you. 1354 01:05:54,358 --> 01:05:55,518 Try bleedin' stoppin' me. 1355 01:05:55,558 --> 01:05:56,889 Now, there's no need for that. 1356 01:05:56,926 --> 01:05:59,521 We want you to stay here with us... 1357 01:05:59,563 --> 01:06:02,623 a- and have it... the... the baby... with us. 1358 01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:03,826 - Don't we, Kay? - Yeah. 1359 01:06:03,868 --> 01:06:05,028 - I'm goin'. - When? 1360 01:06:05,068 --> 01:06:06,297 - After dinner. - Today? 1361 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:07,497 Yeah. 1362 01:06:07,538 --> 01:06:08,697 Oh, for Christ's sake, Sharon. 1363 01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:13,166 God. Oh. 1364 01:06:13,211 --> 01:06:16,181 I hope you enjoyed gettin' yourself into that state. 1365 01:06:16,214 --> 01:06:17,375 Did you? 1366 01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:19,043 It's for the best. I'm goin'. 1367 01:06:19,084 --> 01:06:22,576 Huh? Look, this is your home. 1368 01:06:22,621 --> 01:06:26,388 You should stay. Stay with your family. 1369 01:06:28,061 --> 01:06:30,528 Maybe now. But look it. 1370 01:06:30,563 --> 01:06:32,121 It's gonna keep reminding you of Mr. Burgess. 1371 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:33,496 Oh, no. 1372 01:06:33,533 --> 01:06:35,398 No, it will. Even though it wasn't him. 1373 01:06:35,436 --> 01:06:38,132 I'll go upstairs and pack. 1374 01:06:38,172 --> 01:06:41,608 What? Oh. 1375 01:06:59,062 --> 01:07:01,929 She's not goin', Kay. 1376 01:07:01,964 --> 01:07:04,593 She's not! 1377 01:07:04,635 --> 01:07:06,603 And you, gobshite! 1378 01:07:06,636 --> 01:07:08,662 You wash them dishes when you're finished! 1379 01:07:10,707 --> 01:07:13,267 Now get off him, will ya? 1380 01:07:27,993 --> 01:07:30,858 - You on your own? - Yep. 1381 01:07:30,895 --> 01:07:32,055 Where's the girls? 1382 01:07:32,097 --> 01:07:34,327 I don't know. Out. 1383 01:07:34,365 --> 01:07:35,924 Fair play to them. 1384 01:07:37,469 --> 01:07:39,562 - Don't go, Sharon. - I have to. 1385 01:07:39,605 --> 01:07:41,334 You don't have to. 1386 01:07:48,247 --> 01:07:51,149 Sorry. Cryin'. 1387 01:07:51,184 --> 01:07:53,449 I don't know what to say. 1388 01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:56,651 Sorry, Sharon. 1389 01:07:56,691 --> 01:07:58,681 I haven't cried since I was a kid. 1390 01:07:58,725 --> 01:08:00,216 You cried during the World Cup. 1391 01:08:00,261 --> 01:08:02,958 Sober, Sharon, sober. 1392 01:08:02,997 --> 01:08:06,058 Drunk doesn't count. 1393 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:08,330 We all do stupid things when we're drunk, don't we? 1394 01:08:08,370 --> 01:08:09,701 I know. 1395 01:08:09,738 --> 01:08:14,175 Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 1396 01:08:14,209 --> 01:08:15,506 I know, Da. 1397 01:08:15,545 --> 01:08:19,174 I'm sorry. Anyway, look. 1398 01:08:19,214 --> 01:08:21,615 I've been a right bollix... 1399 01:08:21,651 --> 01:08:24,848 'cause I was feelin' hard done by. 1400 01:08:24,888 --> 01:08:28,551 It's my fault. Please don't go, Sharon. 1401 01:08:28,592 --> 01:08:29,855 I'll only keep remindin' you of... 1402 01:08:29,894 --> 01:08:32,259 Look, I'm sorry to interrupt you. 1403 01:08:32,296 --> 01:08:34,890 This is really hard for me to say. 1404 01:08:37,067 --> 01:08:39,799 I wanted you to feel bad... 1405 01:08:39,839 --> 01:08:42,034 'cause I was feelin' sorry for meself. 1406 01:08:42,075 --> 01:08:43,939 I can't look at you when I'm sayin' this. 1407 01:08:49,649 --> 01:08:51,880 Please, don't go, Sharon. 1408 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:54,547 We need you here. 1409 01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:57,683 The girls! 1410 01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:12,129 What about the baby? 1411 01:09:15,411 --> 01:09:18,107 I feel like a bleedin' eejit. 1412 01:09:20,349 --> 01:09:22,716 I love you, Sharon. 1413 01:09:22,752 --> 01:09:25,744 And the baby, well, it'll be yours... 1414 01:09:25,789 --> 01:09:29,225 so I'll love it the same. 1415 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:31,558 What if it looks like Mr. Burgess? 1416 01:09:31,596 --> 01:09:33,929 I don't care what it looks like. 1417 01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:35,263 I couldn't give a shite. 1418 01:09:35,299 --> 01:09:36,664 That's easy to say now. 1419 01:09:36,701 --> 01:09:38,294 I'm not just saying that, Sharon. 1420 01:09:38,337 --> 01:09:40,328 I swear I'm not. 1421 01:09:40,372 --> 01:09:44,274 If it looked like Burgess's arse, I'd still love it. 1422 01:09:45,711 --> 01:09:48,306 On the Bible. 1423 01:09:48,347 --> 01:09:52,842 What if it's a girl and it looks like Mr. Burgess? 1424 01:09:54,119 --> 01:09:55,882 Oh, feck it. 1425 01:09:55,922 --> 01:09:59,221 Then we'll have to smother it and leave it on his step, what? 1426 01:09:59,259 --> 01:10:00,453 Daddy. 1427 01:10:00,492 --> 01:10:02,484 I'm only messin'. 1428 01:10:02,528 --> 01:10:03,961 She'll be lovely. 1429 01:10:03,997 --> 01:10:06,465 She better be. 1430 01:10:06,499 --> 01:10:08,558 We're a good-lookin' family. 1431 01:10:14,742 --> 01:10:19,111 Anyway, it won't look like Burgess... 1432 01:10:19,146 --> 01:10:21,479 'cause he isn't the da, right? 1433 01:10:21,515 --> 01:10:22,709 Yeah. 1434 01:10:26,721 --> 01:10:28,052 Unless your Spanish sailor... 1435 01:10:28,089 --> 01:10:29,751 looks a bit like him. Does he? 1436 01:10:31,092 --> 01:10:33,186 Just a little bit. 1437 01:10:35,464 --> 01:10:37,364 Oh, well. 1438 01:10:38,769 --> 01:10:42,205 Because I love you 1439 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:46,005 In my own peculiar way 1440 01:10:46,043 --> 01:10:47,306 Once more. 1441 01:10:47,345 --> 01:10:51,247 Because I love you 1442 01:10:51,282 --> 01:10:55,150 In my own peculiar way 1443 01:10:55,186 --> 01:10:56,778 Here, look, get yourselves some 7-Ups... 1444 01:10:56,821 --> 01:10:58,311 and some of that stuff that Tina Turner drinks. 1445 01:10:58,356 --> 01:10:59,517 - What is it? - Pepsi. 1446 01:10:59,557 --> 01:11:01,388 - Go on. - What about me? 1447 01:11:01,426 --> 01:11:03,122 A Toblerone? A Toblerone for your mommy. 1448 01:11:03,162 --> 01:11:05,130 - Take that. Go on. - Can I have a flake? 1449 01:11:05,163 --> 01:11:06,324 Yeah, go on. 1450 01:11:06,366 --> 01:11:07,593 Hang on! Get me something with marshmallows in it! 1451 01:11:07,633 --> 01:11:09,829 Feck ya! 1452 01:11:09,868 --> 01:11:11,165 Are you well, Kay? 1453 01:11:11,203 --> 01:11:15,231 - I'm all right. - Huh? Ha ha ha. 1454 01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:16,436 Ma? 1455 01:11:16,476 --> 01:11:18,240 - What? - What do you think of Sebastian? 1456 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,803 Lovely. 1457 01:11:19,846 --> 01:11:21,781 River. Call him River, Sharon. 1458 01:11:21,816 --> 01:11:23,807 What about... Ma? 1459 01:11:23,852 --> 01:11:25,011 What? 1460 01:11:25,052 --> 01:11:26,485 - What about Marcus? - Lovely. 1461 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,919 Great help you are. 1462 01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:30,117 I think it should be Desmond. 1463 01:11:30,158 --> 01:11:31,624 Come on. I'll give you a lift, love. 1464 01:11:31,660 --> 01:11:32,819 Keanu. 1465 01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:34,021 No way. 1466 01:11:34,062 --> 01:11:35,222 River, then. 1467 01:11:35,263 --> 01:11:37,561 River Curley? Get lost, Lisa. 1468 01:11:56,553 --> 01:11:58,350 Ah, it's for the wife. 1469 01:12:12,603 --> 01:12:15,072 Stick that in. In the socket there. 1470 01:12:15,105 --> 01:12:17,336 - Which one? - The bottom one. 1471 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,742 - There? - Yeah, go on. 1472 01:12:19,778 --> 01:12:20,939 - Aah! - Jeez! 1473 01:12:22,181 --> 01:12:24,672 What in the name of Jesus was that? 1474 01:12:24,717 --> 01:12:25,979 What happened? 1475 01:12:26,018 --> 01:12:27,645 She stuck the nail in the socket. 1476 01:12:27,685 --> 01:12:29,621 Again? What'd you do that for? 1477 01:12:29,655 --> 01:12:30,849 'Cause it fit. 1478 01:12:30,890 --> 01:12:32,085 We'll have to have her looked at. 1479 01:12:32,124 --> 01:12:33,614 I'll get me jacket. 1480 01:12:33,659 --> 01:12:35,855 I can't wait to see the shaggin'electric bill. 1481 01:12:35,896 --> 01:12:37,056 Are you readin' this? 1482 01:12:37,097 --> 01:12:38,497 What? 1483 01:12:39,533 --> 01:12:40,694 Uh, yeah. 1484 01:12:40,734 --> 01:12:41,894 What are you readin' it for? 1485 01:12:41,936 --> 01:12:43,927 Ha. Curiosity, you know? 1486 01:12:43,971 --> 01:12:47,463 Kimberley's after electrocutin' herself again. 1487 01:12:49,578 --> 01:12:52,307 Do you get cramps, Sharon? 1488 01:12:53,715 --> 01:12:54,806 No. 1489 01:12:54,849 --> 01:12:58,844 No? Good. I'd say they'd be a killer, what? 1490 01:12:58,888 --> 01:13:00,354 We'll have to keep our fingers crossed. 1491 01:13:00,389 --> 01:13:01,755 Nothin'else? 1492 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:03,314 - Wrong? - Yeah. 1493 01:13:03,358 --> 01:13:04,917 - No. - Good. 1494 01:13:04,961 --> 01:13:06,622 I'll see you. All right? 1495 01:13:06,663 --> 01:13:07,823 Where are yous? 1496 01:13:07,865 --> 01:13:09,024 Here! 1497 01:13:09,065 --> 01:13:10,225 Is it safe to touch her? 1498 01:13:10,266 --> 01:13:11,756 Come on. Get out. 1499 01:13:18,275 --> 01:13:20,768 I was lookin' at another chapter there... 1500 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:23,441 about, you know, doin' the business. 1501 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:24,780 Sex? 1502 01:13:24,817 --> 01:13:28,514 Yeah. Jesus. 1503 01:13:28,553 --> 01:13:31,318 I don't know. Ha. 1504 01:13:31,357 --> 01:13:33,326 It's very complicated, isn't it? 1505 01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:35,088 I can't say I don't know. 1506 01:13:35,128 --> 01:13:38,997 What? Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha. 1507 01:13:39,032 --> 01:13:41,524 I'd say Georgie Burgess... 1508 01:13:41,569 --> 01:13:43,433 was a dab hand at the old foreplay, what? 1509 01:13:43,470 --> 01:13:45,132 Aw, Daddy. 1510 01:13:45,173 --> 01:13:47,004 Only messin'. 1511 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:50,066 But you know... 1512 01:13:50,111 --> 01:13:53,809 this business, you know... ridin' and that, you know. 1513 01:13:53,849 --> 01:13:56,613 Jesus, I don't know, Sharon. 1514 01:13:56,653 --> 01:13:57,983 I'd better warn Mummy. 1515 01:13:58,020 --> 01:14:00,148 What? 1516 01:14:00,190 --> 01:14:03,921 Oh, very good. Very good, yeah. 1517 01:14:15,806 --> 01:14:17,500 Oh, come on! 1518 01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:20,705 I don't want to miss the "Antiques Roadshow." 1519 01:14:20,744 --> 01:14:23,441 Your fingernail! Dessie! 1520 01:14:23,481 --> 01:14:25,382 Sorry. 1521 01:14:27,686 --> 01:14:29,277 How was that? 1522 01:14:34,993 --> 01:14:37,086 I love you, Kay. 1523 01:14:37,129 --> 01:14:41,088 Jesus! Get out and brush your teeth. 1524 01:14:41,134 --> 01:14:44,626 No. Hang on. Do that again. 1525 01:14:44,671 --> 01:14:47,970 What? That? 1526 01:14:49,209 --> 01:14:50,869 Yeah. 1527 01:14:57,552 --> 01:14:59,985 There? 1528 01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:02,546 Do you like that, Kay? 1529 01:15:02,590 --> 01:15:05,059 It's all right. 1530 01:15:08,829 --> 01:15:10,457 Where did you learn to do that? 1531 01:15:10,499 --> 01:15:11,760 - Let go! - Where? 1532 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,964 Let... in a book! Will you let go? 1533 01:15:41,532 --> 01:15:45,161 I will always remember you, Sharon. 1534 01:15:51,776 --> 01:15:53,609 Jesus! 1535 01:15:53,646 --> 01:15:56,046 What's wrong? Is it comin'? 1536 01:15:56,082 --> 01:15:58,311 No. No, I'm sorry. 1537 01:15:58,350 --> 01:16:01,514 I just fell asleep without knowin'. Sorry. 1538 01:16:01,553 --> 01:16:03,078 It's all right. 1539 01:16:03,124 --> 01:16:06,115 You can't be too careful about these things. 1540 01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:08,458 Oh, we wouldn't want you burstin' your waters... 1541 01:16:08,496 --> 01:16:09,656 all over our furniture. 1542 01:16:09,697 --> 01:16:11,187 Sure we wouldn't, Dessie dear. 1543 01:16:11,232 --> 01:16:13,223 They are new covers. 1544 01:16:14,769 --> 01:16:16,031 Sorry, Sharon. 1545 01:16:17,305 --> 01:16:20,832 That's a terrible thing for Kay to say. Terrible! 1546 01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:22,502 Ah, stop it. She was only jokin'. 1547 01:16:22,544 --> 01:16:24,307 Ah, there's jokin' and jokin'... 1548 01:16:24,346 --> 01:16:28,305 but that's the dirtiest, foulest thing to... 1549 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:30,342 Daddy! 1550 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:35,824 There seems to be only one person in this house... 1551 01:16:35,859 --> 01:16:37,883 takin' this thing seriously, and that's me. 1552 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:40,488 Excuse me. I'm the one that's pregnant. 1553 01:16:40,531 --> 01:16:42,829 You're gettin' snotty now because of your hormones. 1554 01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:44,026 I'll talk to you later. 1555 01:16:44,068 --> 01:16:45,399 There's nothin' wrong with my hormones. 1556 01:16:45,437 --> 01:16:46,870 I didn't say there was anything wrong with 'em. 1557 01:16:46,904 --> 01:16:49,271 There's nothin' wrong with 'em as such. 1558 01:16:49,307 --> 01:16:51,400 "Wrong" is the wrong word. 1559 01:16:51,443 --> 01:16:54,741 Imbalance is the term I'd use. 1560 01:16:54,779 --> 01:16:57,645 The result is snottiness and depression. 1561 01:16:57,682 --> 01:16:59,980 Thank you, Professor Curley. 1562 01:17:03,723 --> 01:17:06,419 When your mummy was... 1563 01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:09,053 Times have changed. Do you know that? 1564 01:17:09,095 --> 01:17:13,623 When your mummy was havin' Craig, I was in work. 1565 01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:16,396 When she was havin' you, I was at me mother's. 1566 01:17:16,435 --> 01:17:19,734 When she had Sonny, I was in work as well. 1567 01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:23,640 Lisa... don't know where I was. 1568 01:17:23,677 --> 01:17:28,012 For Darren, I was in the pub with the lads. 1569 01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:29,777 You have a great memory. 1570 01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:34,652 Nowadays, the husbands are there with the wives, you know? 1571 01:17:34,690 --> 01:17:37,284 I think that's much better. 1572 01:17:37,326 --> 01:17:40,261 You know, 'cause they're able to... 1573 01:17:40,295 --> 01:17:43,231 hold their hands and help them... 1574 01:17:43,265 --> 01:17:48,033 and encourage them and see their child being born. 1575 01:17:50,039 --> 01:17:52,530 Sharon, I'd... 1576 01:17:52,575 --> 01:17:56,909 Now, this is only if you want. 1577 01:17:56,946 --> 01:18:01,443 I wouldn't mind staying with ya when you're havin' him. 1578 01:18:01,486 --> 01:18:03,316 Ah, no. 1579 01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:07,556 OK. 1580 01:18:09,895 --> 01:18:12,261 You'll take it easy, Sharon, now won't you? 1581 01:18:12,298 --> 01:18:14,823 Yeah, Daddy. 1582 01:18:14,867 --> 01:18:16,199 Whoo! 1583 01:18:24,244 --> 01:18:25,405 I'm pissed. 1584 01:18:25,446 --> 01:18:26,811 So am I. 1585 01:18:26,847 --> 01:18:28,145 Oh, I shouldn't be doin' this. 1586 01:18:28,182 --> 01:18:31,152 - What? - Drinkin'! Ha ha ha! 1587 01:18:31,185 --> 01:18:32,346 Don't be thick, Sharon. 1588 01:18:32,388 --> 01:18:33,819 You need to get pissed now and again. 1589 01:18:33,855 --> 01:18:37,222 There's no harm in it. 1590 01:18:37,258 --> 01:18:39,522 I'm gonna be sick. 1591 01:18:39,562 --> 01:18:41,962 Oh, Jesus. Come on. 1592 01:18:42,964 --> 01:18:44,796 No, I won't make it! 1593 01:18:55,579 --> 01:18:57,070 It'll hold. 1594 01:18:57,113 --> 01:19:00,083 I'll bring it out in a minute and empty it. 1595 01:19:00,117 --> 01:19:03,575 Ha ha ha! 1596 01:19:03,621 --> 01:19:05,214 I'm goin' home. 1597 01:19:05,256 --> 01:19:07,315 Jesus. Is it startin'? 1598 01:19:07,359 --> 01:19:10,988 Yeah. No. I just think... 1599 01:19:11,029 --> 01:19:14,090 - I want to go home. - Come on. 1600 01:19:14,132 --> 01:19:16,395 Get out of me way, you dopey gee-bag. 1601 01:19:16,434 --> 01:19:18,493 Come on, Sharon. 1602 01:19:18,537 --> 01:19:20,562 Excuse me. 1603 01:19:20,606 --> 01:19:22,596 Stop forcing me 1604 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,802 We're comin' through! 1605 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:26,936 It's my life 1606 01:19:29,114 --> 01:19:31,912 Jesus, sorry. It'll wash off! 1607 01:19:33,853 --> 01:19:37,220 Here! Come back here, you! 1608 01:19:37,258 --> 01:19:39,988 He saw me, the prick. The next one. 1609 01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:42,257 Yeah. 1610 01:19:43,264 --> 01:19:46,927 Here! Here! Look at... 1611 01:19:48,570 --> 01:19:50,628 I'm wringing, look it! 1612 01:19:57,747 --> 01:19:59,509 Get your own bleedin' taxi, you. 1613 01:19:59,547 --> 01:20:01,379 Is anything happening yet? 1614 01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:03,146 No. I'm sorry, Jackie. 1615 01:20:03,185 --> 01:20:04,982 Ah, feck off, will ya? 1616 01:20:06,923 --> 01:20:10,018 Hey! Taxi! 1617 01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:12,654 Oh, finally. 1618 01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:16,265 - Sorry. - Shut up. Hang on. 1619 01:20:16,301 --> 01:20:17,699 Have you the money to pay for this? 1620 01:20:20,204 --> 01:20:23,037 Oh, Jesus! Oh, fuck. 1621 01:20:31,817 --> 01:20:33,340 Shite! 1622 01:20:33,384 --> 01:20:35,785 Come on, Darren! 1623 01:20:35,821 --> 01:20:39,222 Stupid bleedin' thing. 1624 01:20:39,258 --> 01:20:41,784 Come on! Seven seconds down, lads! 1625 01:20:41,827 --> 01:20:45,285 Seven seconds! Nine seconds down, lads. Come on! 1626 01:20:45,331 --> 01:20:47,732 Nine seconds! Come on, give it a push! 1627 01:20:47,767 --> 01:20:50,065 One last go! 1628 01:20:50,104 --> 01:20:51,570 Come on, come on, paddy last! 1629 01:20:51,604 --> 01:20:53,573 Give it a lash! 1630 01:20:53,606 --> 01:20:57,202 Poor little bastard. 1631 01:20:57,244 --> 01:20:59,509 He'll saw the bollocks off himself. 1632 01:21:08,724 --> 01:21:11,522 Hey, Burgess! Burgess! 1633 01:21:13,229 --> 01:21:14,787 You know what I'd like to do with these... 1634 01:21:14,831 --> 01:21:16,925 don't you, Burgess, heh? 1635 01:21:16,966 --> 01:21:18,661 Snip snip. 1636 01:21:24,441 --> 01:21:27,899 Da, Da! Sharon thinks she's havin' the baby. 1637 01:21:27,945 --> 01:21:29,378 She told me to tell you... 1638 01:21:29,414 --> 01:21:32,008 that her contraptions have started. 1639 01:21:32,050 --> 01:21:36,349 Oh, Jesus. Red alert! Red alert! 1640 01:21:41,659 --> 01:21:43,148 Come on, move it, will yous? 1641 01:21:43,193 --> 01:21:45,253 Get down the stairs, will ya? Let's make a bit of room! 1642 01:21:45,296 --> 01:21:46,456 Lisa! 1643 01:21:51,102 --> 01:21:53,469 Is she gonna have a baby? 1644 01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:54,905 You get out of here, you gobshite. 1645 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:56,168 Make room there! 1646 01:21:56,209 --> 01:21:57,675 Lisa, go up and get her bag for her, will ya? 1647 01:21:57,710 --> 01:21:59,371 Oh, and my toothbrush, Lisa. 1648 01:21:59,413 --> 01:22:01,210 Mind the step now, Sharon. There you go. 1649 01:22:01,247 --> 01:22:04,046 The old hedge did need a cuttin', didn't it? What? 1650 01:22:04,084 --> 01:22:07,144 Whoo-hoo. So far, so good, huh? 1651 01:22:07,187 --> 01:22:08,347 Da, can I come with yous? 1652 01:22:08,389 --> 01:22:09,549 No, you can't. 1653 01:22:09,589 --> 01:22:12,559 Just relax. You're in good hands, huh? 1654 01:22:12,592 --> 01:22:14,891 Ha ha ha! There you go now. 1655 01:22:14,929 --> 01:22:16,657 Get in there now. Mind your head. 1656 01:22:16,697 --> 01:22:18,392 Do you want to take a few sandwiches? 1657 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:20,925 Sandwiches? 1658 01:22:20,969 --> 01:22:23,334 It's a hospital we're goin' to, not the pine forest. 1659 01:22:23,373 --> 01:22:24,565 Give it to her over that side. 1660 01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:25,800 Go on. Over there. 1661 01:22:29,479 --> 01:22:30,945 Does it really hurt you, Sharon? Does it? 1662 01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:33,676 - Go away, you! - You're dead. 1663 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:34,910 Bye-bye, love. 1664 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,783 Everything'll be all right. Wait and see. 1665 01:22:37,821 --> 01:22:39,755 Right. 1666 01:22:41,091 --> 01:22:42,617 Give us a ring as soon as you've any news, will ya? 1667 01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:44,492 I'll think about it. 1668 01:22:59,345 --> 01:23:02,712 Rollin', rollin', rollin' 1669 01:23:02,748 --> 01:23:05,741 Keep them doggies rollin' 1670 01:23:05,786 --> 01:23:09,416 Keep them doggies rollin', Rawhide 1671 01:23:09,456 --> 01:23:10,685 Dad. 1672 01:23:10,724 --> 01:23:13,250 - Yes, love? - Shut up. 1673 01:23:13,294 --> 01:23:14,817 OK. 1674 01:23:18,299 --> 01:23:20,233 Turn green, you bastards! 1675 01:23:20,269 --> 01:23:22,328 Can't expect them all to be green, I suppose, what? 1676 01:23:22,371 --> 01:23:24,999 Good girl. It's only the old cervix dilating. 1677 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,974 It could happen to a bishop. 1678 01:23:27,009 --> 01:23:28,738 Here, look, Sharon. You take this. 1679 01:23:28,778 --> 01:23:30,438 You can time the contractions. 1680 01:23:30,478 --> 01:23:32,504 That way we'll be able to tell 'em when we get there. What? 1681 01:23:32,548 --> 01:23:34,414 They'll be impressed with that. Green! 1682 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,153 Oh, my God. Sit back. 1683 01:23:38,188 --> 01:23:39,713 Take deep breaths. Good girl. 1684 01:23:39,757 --> 01:23:41,190 Good deep breaths. That's what I always do. 1685 01:23:41,224 --> 01:23:42,657 What? Ha ha ha! 1686 01:23:46,397 --> 01:23:48,865 We're nearly there, nearly there. 1687 01:23:48,901 --> 01:23:53,234 Is this the way to Amarillo 1688 01:23:53,272 --> 01:23:56,900 I've been weeping like a willow 1689 01:23:56,940 --> 01:23:58,101 Daddy. 1690 01:23:58,143 --> 01:23:59,871 Oh, sorry. 1691 01:24:01,313 --> 01:24:03,678 Get out of me way, you dozy bollix! 1692 01:24:03,714 --> 01:24:05,114 Look at the head on him, what? 1693 01:24:05,150 --> 01:24:06,845 Up for the day, I tell ya. 1694 01:24:06,884 --> 01:24:09,011 Here we are. We're there! 1695 01:24:12,057 --> 01:24:13,286 Jesus. 1696 01:24:15,895 --> 01:24:17,419 Come on, love. You'll be all right. 1697 01:24:17,463 --> 01:24:19,432 You all right? I've got it. 1698 01:24:19,465 --> 01:24:21,660 I have it, I have it. Go. 1699 01:24:42,258 --> 01:24:44,886 It's to speed up the dilation, that's all. 1700 01:24:44,927 --> 01:24:46,792 When you see a drip on the telly... 1701 01:24:46,828 --> 01:24:49,457 you know someone's in big trouble, but not here. 1702 01:24:52,168 --> 01:24:53,727 It'll make your fanny relax. 1703 01:24:53,770 --> 01:24:55,236 Ha ha ha! 1704 01:25:15,827 --> 01:25:18,023 Is this your first? 1705 01:25:18,063 --> 01:25:21,260 Yeah. Oh, no, no. 1706 01:25:21,301 --> 01:25:24,134 It's, uh, it's me first grandchild. 1707 01:25:25,804 --> 01:25:27,864 Is it your first? 1708 01:25:27,907 --> 01:25:29,670 No, me third. 1709 01:25:34,681 --> 01:25:36,877 Have you read this? 1710 01:25:51,567 --> 01:25:52,897 How long more? 1711 01:25:52,934 --> 01:25:55,994 Not too long now, love. We're nearly there. 1712 01:25:56,038 --> 01:25:58,735 I can see the baby's head, Sharon. 1713 01:25:58,774 --> 01:26:00,470 Is it big? 1714 01:26:00,511 --> 01:26:02,239 Ha ha ha! 1715 01:26:02,278 --> 01:26:04,542 Don't push, love. It's too early. 1716 01:26:04,581 --> 01:26:07,277 Don't push. Breathe. 1717 01:26:13,091 --> 01:26:14,682 Can you feel that? 1718 01:26:14,726 --> 01:26:16,250 What? 1719 01:26:16,294 --> 01:26:18,022 Bingo. Hmm. 1720 01:26:18,061 --> 01:26:19,359 Thunderbirds are go. 1721 01:26:36,115 --> 01:26:37,547 You come out! 1722 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:40,576 Good. 1723 01:26:41,886 --> 01:26:43,787 Right, Sharon, once more. 1724 01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:46,418 Push! Push! 1725 01:26:46,460 --> 01:26:48,825 That's it! Good! Push. 1726 01:26:48,861 --> 01:26:52,195 You're doin'great. Push! 1727 01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:59,363 What stopped beeping? 1728 01:26:59,407 --> 01:27:02,467 Get Dr. Cook. 1729 01:27:02,510 --> 01:27:04,171 I don't know, Kay. I don't know. 1730 01:27:04,212 --> 01:27:07,580 They won't tell me. The nurses. 1731 01:27:07,616 --> 01:27:10,084 Oh, Jesus, Kay. She went in there ages ago... 1732 01:27:10,118 --> 01:27:12,747 and some of the other ones that went in after her... 1733 01:27:13,856 --> 01:27:18,521 Huh? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. 1734 01:27:25,704 --> 01:27:27,534 What? All right. 1735 01:27:27,572 --> 01:27:31,201 I'll get back to you if I hear anything. See ya. 1736 01:27:31,242 --> 01:27:32,870 Oh. 1737 01:27:35,147 --> 01:27:37,411 Boy or a girl, Sharon? 1738 01:27:37,449 --> 01:27:41,318 I don't care. Don't mind. Just safe. 1739 01:27:41,354 --> 01:27:43,015 Will there be marks on his head? 1740 01:27:43,055 --> 01:27:45,023 Only for a few days. 1741 01:27:45,058 --> 01:27:46,820 Fiver says it's a girl. 1742 01:27:49,396 --> 01:27:51,694 Just one big push, Sharon. 1743 01:27:53,368 --> 01:27:55,164 Good girl. Push! 1744 01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,234 That's it. 1745 01:28:28,606 --> 01:28:30,733 Look, Sharon. 1746 01:28:54,933 --> 01:28:56,366 Ha ha ha! 1747 01:28:56,401 --> 01:28:58,097 Yahoo! 1748 01:29:01,541 --> 01:29:04,409 Ol� 1749 01:29:05,644 --> 01:29:07,613 Ah, keep it for your wife, what? 1750 01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:12,545 Whoa! 1751 01:29:12,586 --> 01:29:19,015 Seven pounds, twelve ounces. 1752 01:29:19,060 --> 01:29:20,583 Twelve! 1753 01:29:20,629 --> 01:29:23,495 Yeah. Two arms, two legs, and a head. Right. 1754 01:29:23,532 --> 01:29:26,660 Ha ha ha! I'm not being sarcastic, love. 1755 01:29:26,701 --> 01:29:28,294 No, I'm too bleedin' happy. 1756 01:29:28,337 --> 01:29:29,928 All right. See you later. Bye. 1757 01:29:34,176 --> 01:29:36,644 Good man. 1758 01:29:44,221 --> 01:29:47,521 Seven pounds, twelve ounces. Huh? 1759 01:29:47,558 --> 01:29:50,857 Is that a turkey or a baby? 1760 01:29:50,895 --> 01:29:53,591 It's a baby. 1761 01:29:53,631 --> 01:29:55,997 That's a good-sized baby. 1762 01:29:56,035 --> 01:29:58,195 Yeah, it is good, isn't it, huh? 1763 01:29:58,236 --> 01:30:00,431 Small turkey, though. 1764 01:30:02,841 --> 01:30:06,774 Seven pounds, twelve ounces 1765 01:30:06,812 --> 01:30:10,775 La la la la 1766 01:30:10,817 --> 01:30:14,918 Seven pounds, twelve ounces 1767 01:30:14,955 --> 01:30:18,487 La la la la 1768 01:30:37,980 --> 01:30:41,041 She's a great little sucker, isn't she? 1769 01:30:46,389 --> 01:30:48,857 So just rub her gently on the back like that. 1770 01:30:48,891 --> 01:30:50,826 And give her the odd pat. 1771 01:30:50,861 --> 01:30:52,590 That should bring the wind... 1772 01:31:34,541 --> 01:31:35,734 Oh, God. 1773 01:31:35,776 --> 01:31:37,505 What's wrong with you, love? 1774 01:31:42,517 --> 01:31:44,508 Jesus, love, are you cryin'? 1775 01:31:44,552 --> 01:31:47,612 No. Laughin'. 1776 01:31:47,655 --> 01:31:50,215 I'm after namin' her Georgina. 1777 01:31:50,258 --> 01:31:52,284 Ha ha ha! 1778 01:31:58,901 --> 01:32:01,700 Hey! Slow down. You hear me? 1779 01:32:02,939 --> 01:32:04,463 Come on. 1780 01:32:04,507 --> 01:32:06,499 Which room? 1781 01:32:08,612 --> 01:32:10,273 Here. In there. This is it. 1782 01:32:10,314 --> 01:32:11,906 Here, on the left. Here. 1783 01:32:21,093 --> 01:32:23,688 Oh, Jesus. 1784 01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:46,044 Wise men say 1785 01:32:46,086 --> 01:32:49,750 Only fools rush in 1786 01:32:49,792 --> 01:32:52,659 But I can't help 1787 01:32:52,695 --> 01:32:57,792 Falling in love with you 1788 01:32:57,833 --> 01:33:00,462 Shall I stay 1789 01:33:00,503 --> 01:33:04,463 Would it be a sin 1790 01:33:04,507 --> 01:33:07,408 If I can't help 1791 01:33:07,444 --> 01:33:11,312 Falling in love with you 1792 01:33:12,616 --> 01:33:16,017 Like a river flows 1793 01:33:16,053 --> 01:33:19,888 Surely to the sea 1794 01:33:19,925 --> 01:33:23,416 Darling, so it goes 1795 01:33:23,461 --> 01:33:27,454 Some things were meant to be 1796 01:33:27,498 --> 01:33:30,058 Take my hand 1797 01:33:30,101 --> 01:33:34,037 Take my whole life, too 1798 01:33:34,072 --> 01:33:37,007 'Cause I can't help 1799 01:33:37,042 --> 01:33:41,103 Falling in love with you 1800 01:33:56,864 --> 01:33:59,355 Wise men say 1801 01:33:59,399 --> 01:34:03,564 Only fools rush in 1802 01:34:03,605 --> 01:34:06,267 But I can't help 1803 01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:10,109 Falling in love with you 1804 01:34:11,545 --> 01:34:14,515 Shall I stay 1805 01:34:14,549 --> 01:34:17,987 Would it be a sin 1806 01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:21,047 If I can't help 1807 01:34:21,091 --> 01:34:25,425 Falling in love with you 1808 01:34:25,462 --> 01:34:28,336 If I can't help 1809 01:34:28,441 --> 01:34:32,508 Falling in love with you 1810 01:34:33,305 --> 01:34:39,190 Craving big poker? 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