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Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
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And this is:
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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and Dr. Amy Farrah
Fowler present...
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BOTH: Dr. Sheldon Cooper'sFun with Flags.
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I'd like to start this episode
by apologizing on behalf
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of Dr. Fowler, who made
the wild claim last week
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that there was no national
tricolored flag
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with a purple stripe,
when, in fact,
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the Estonian governorate
inside the Russian Empire
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had a purple stripe on their
flag from 1721 to 1917.
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See? Right there
in the middle.
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And I'd like to apologize
on behalf of Dr. Cooper
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for having his zipper down
for the entire segment
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on the flags of East Africa.
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Sorry, Tanzania,
you deserve better.
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All right, on today's episode,
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we're gonna start
with some viewer e-mails.
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Oh, take off your glasses
so people can't see
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your password in
the reflection.
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Oh, s-sure.
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Okay, our first e-mail
is-- mm-- from...
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uh, Brad or Brian?
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- I don't know, maybe it's Seth.
- All right, put them back on.
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Oh. Uh... oh, my gosh,
it's from Fermilab in Chicago.
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Ah. Not surprising,
the Windy City.
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Great flag town.
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No, no, it's about our paper.
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A team of physicists confirmed
super-asymmetry.
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Our paper was right.
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We did it.
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We did it?
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We did it.
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We did it.
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BOTH:
We did it!
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- We did it!
- We did it!
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Aw, remember when they only
did it on her birthday?
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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So, my incredible wife
has some exciting news.
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Howie, stop.
I don't want to brag.
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Oh, okay, sorry.
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(clears throat)
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Really? No one's gonna ask?
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Sorry. What's your news?
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The drug I've been working on
for the past five years
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just got approved by the FDA.
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- Wow.
- Oh, congratulations.
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Was that the decongestant
you developed?
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No, we had to rebrand that as
a solvent for mining equipment.
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Is it that anti-itch cream you
were testing on grad students?
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It's not, but that's
a really funny story
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which I'm legally prevented
from telling you.
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It's her
anti-inflammatory drug.
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Oh.
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Yep, three years of testing
and no reported side effects.
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Ah, so it works.
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Eh.
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Well, congratulations.
I'm so happy for you.
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Yeah, well, I'm happy for you,
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because I want you
to head up my sales team.
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Really? Me? Don't you want
someone with more experience?
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Nope. The job's all yours.
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(laughs)
Okay, well, thank you.
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Why don't we just chat
about this at work?
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We can chat about it all you
want, but you're doing it.
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(chuckles)
We'll see.
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That's a yes.
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You guys will never believe
what just happened.
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Yeah, we heard.
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You did it.
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We did do it.
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And we didn't even
know we did it!
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Wait, what?
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Two physicists in Chicago
had to tell us.
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Wait, what?
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Their experiment on kaon decay
supported our predictions
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on the higher order corrections
pertaining to super-asymmetry.
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Wait, what?
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I am so proud of you.
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Well, I know how
to do the dishes.
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Just, sometimes
I'm tired.
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No, I-I mean, I'm proud of
how well you're doing at work.
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Are you even using soap?
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- Do you want to do this?
- Yeah, I really do.
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You know, it was nice
of Bernadette to offer,
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but I'm not sure it's
the right move for me.
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Well, what are you
talking about?
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If you were in charge
of her project,
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wouldn't that
be a promotion?
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Well, yeah, but it's not
the most important thing.
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Aren't you always saying
it's about the work,
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not more money
or a better title?
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All the smart things I say,
and you remember the dumb one.
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Plus, I'd be working
for Bernadette.
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I don't know
if that's a good idea.
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Look, I-I know she
can be difficult,
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but she's no match for you.
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Whatever she dishes out, you
can give it right back double.
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What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
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There you go.
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(intercom beeps)
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RECEPTIONIST:
President Siebert,
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I have Dr. Cooper
and Dr. Fowler for you.
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Great.
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You two.
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Bring it in.
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(stammers) What are
we bringing in?
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A hug.
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Oh. No, I don't want to.
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Well, what you don't want,
you don't get.
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Come on. Sit.
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I hope you know, with these
new data supporting your theory,
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we could be looking
at a Nobel-winning achievement.
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And by "we,"
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you mean "we,"
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not "we."
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"We," "we," whatever.
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Whee!
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Just a heads-up.
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Doctors Pemberton and Campbell
from Fermilab
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Confirming my theory,Angeles,
eager to meet me.
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They are checking
all my boxes.
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You know,
Caltech has 38 Nobel laureates.
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If you win, you and Amy
will be 39 and 40.
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Ooh! Dibs on 39.
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What's the difference?
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Wha... You are right,
there is no difference at all.
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Thank you. It is exciting.
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Oh, that's very sweet.
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I'm gonna remember
you said that.
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Just like I remember how
you tried to take my office
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when I was on maternity leave.
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(laughs)
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Of course I'm not angry.
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Bye-bye.
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How can I be angry
at a dead man?
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Hey, you got a sec?
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Sure. What's up?
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Uh, bad news.
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I spoke to my supervisor
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about heading up
your sales team, and she said
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she just can't
lose me right now.
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Do you want me to call her?
I could rip her a new one.
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No, no. No ripping.
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Um, anyway, I-I don't want
to leave her shorthanded,
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so I'm sorry.
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I respect that.
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That's what makes you
a good employee.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's just such a bummer.
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I know. Just, ugh!
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You sure you don't want me
to call her?
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Oh, no, I'm sure, definitely
sure. Don't call her.
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But, you know, just, ugh, why?
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The last time we were in this
room, we were getting married.
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I remember.
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It's a lot less impressive
without Mark Hamill in it.
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That's what you said
about our honeymoon.
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And I stand by it.
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Doctors Cooper and Fowler,
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these are Doctors Pemberton
and Campbell,
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whose experiment
confirmed your work.
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- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Hi.
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Okay, I'll leave you all to it.
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Remember about
the hugging.
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It is such a pleasure
to meet you.
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Oh, it's really nice
to meet you, too.
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I mean, we thought we'd
have to wait decades
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to get confirmation
for our theory.
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Yes, thanks to you,
I'll get to eat my Nobel dinner
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with my original teeth.
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Well, this certainly is a thrill
for us. Lunch with you two,
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and, uh, tomorrow, we're gonna
see a taping of Ellen.
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She's having John Stamos on.
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Uncle Jesse!
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Sounds fun.
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So, um, listen, we just
published a few months ago.
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How did you have time to
design an experiment?
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We didn't. This whole thing
is actually a gigantic accident.
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CAMPBELL: Yeah, we've been
working with kaons,
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and our data made
absolutely no sense.
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A few weeks ago, someone
told us about your paper,
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and we realized
that our failed experiment
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confirmed your theory.
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And now,
instead of losing our jobs,
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Fermilab flew us to L.A.
Economy Plus.
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Free headphones.
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Looks like my wife left me
a month too soon.
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(laughs)
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(stammers) So you weren't even
thinking about super-asymmetry?
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Thinking about it?
(chuckles)
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We don't even
understand it.
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(both laugh)
PEMBERTON: And now look at
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the four of us,
changing the face of physics!
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Ooh, I got to do it.
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Oh, man, that last episode of
Star Trek: Discovery was crazy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I-I'm actually one behind.
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I haven't started
the new season yet.
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Ooh, uh, how about
this week's Walking Dead?
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Two behind.
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Three behind.
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- Black Mirror?
- No.
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No.
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Come on, there must be
something we've all seen.
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Oh, how about that video
of my dog I sent you,
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where she's growling
at a pinecone?
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I actually hadn't
watched it yet,
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but thanks
for ruining the ending.
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Uh, can you believe this?
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Doctors Pemberton and Campbell
have been doing a press tour
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trying to take credit
for super-asymmetry.
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They didn't even know
what they were finding.
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So what? I mean, no one's
gonna give them credit
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for accidentally
discovering something.
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WOLOWITZ:
Yeah, who remembers the guy
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who was trying to find India
and discovered America instead?
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What was his name again?
(chuckles)
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But this is different.
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Sheldon, super-asymmetry
is your paper.
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Everyone knows
you were there first.
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Mm, actually, the Nobel
Committee has sometimes favored
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experimentalists like them
over theoreticians like you.
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No, that's just
a scary campfire story
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like the guy with the hook.
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No, i-it's true.
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The scientists
that proved the big bang,
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they thought their sensors
needed cleaning
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until someone pointed out
that they were picking up
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cosmic background radiation
from the singularity.
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They won the Nobel.
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Not the scientists
that came up with the theory.
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So you're saying they could
steal our Nobel Prize?
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- Yes.
- That's terrible.
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Good news, though:
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Now we have something
we can talk about.
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Hey, you wanted
to see me?
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- Yeah, come on in.
- Okay.
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Close the door.
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Okay.
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Have a seat.
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Do I have to?
251
00:10:36,651 --> 00:10:38,317
You really do.
252
00:10:41,122 --> 00:10:43,790
So, I talked
to your supervisor,
253
00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:46,125
and she said that she
never stopped you
254
00:10:46,194 --> 00:10:48,861
from working on my team,
because you never asked her.
255
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,430
Really?
256
00:10:50,498 --> 00:10:51,931
Oh, you know, you should know,
257
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,766
she's been taking
our new antidepressant,
258
00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:57,003
and lying is one
of the main side effects.
259
00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:59,505
Why don't you want
to work with me?
260
00:10:59,574 --> 00:11:01,674
I know I can be tough,
but that's just 'cause
261
00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:04,143
I'm surrounded by
useless idiots.
262
00:11:04,212 --> 00:11:06,179
No, it's not that.
263
00:11:06,247 --> 00:11:07,513
Then why?
264
00:11:07,582 --> 00:11:10,183
Honestly, I don't know
if I'm up to it.
265
00:11:10,251 --> 00:11:12,018
You know,
the last project I managed
266
00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:14,187
was my high school yearbook.
- And?
267
00:11:14,255 --> 00:11:17,390
And that was the year
we didn't have one.
268
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,003
Apparently, the printers
won't make them
269
00:11:19,027 --> 00:11:20,560
without getting paid.
270
00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:22,095
What happened to the money?
271
00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:24,964
Uh, if I didn't know then, I'm
not gonna magically know now.
272
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:27,533
Plus, you know,
I didn't go to college.
273
00:11:27,602 --> 00:11:29,647
I'd be in charge of people
that are far more educated
274
00:11:29,671 --> 00:11:31,838
with more experience;
what if they don't listen to me?
275
00:11:31,906 --> 00:11:33,539
Then you be really mean to them.
276
00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:35,074
Have I taught you nothing?
277
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,311
Penny, everybody
feels like you do.
278
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:39,745
Like they're not good enough,
279
00:11:39,814 --> 00:11:41,614
not smart enough.
- What, even you?
280
00:11:41,683 --> 00:11:43,916
- Of course.
- Dr. Rostenkowski, you wanted me...
281
00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:46,452
Hey, did they not teach
knocking at Stanford? Get out!
282
00:11:49,357 --> 00:11:50,890
(chuckles) I love that kid.
283
00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:56,629
There you are.
284
00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,397
Dr. Cooper, hello.
285
00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:01,234
Hello to you, too. Now stop
trying to steal our Nobel Prize.
286
00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:02,668
You come up with your own idea.
287
00:12:02,737 --> 00:12:04,670
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
288
00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:07,607
Wouldn't that
be something, though?
289
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:09,738
Well, too bad.
290
00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:11,566
This discovery belongs
to Amy and me.
291
00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:12,579
(sighs)
292
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:13,713
Look, Dr. Cooper,
293
00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:15,114
we all want a Nobel Prize.
294
00:12:15,183 --> 00:12:17,428
Super-asymmetry could be the
breakthrough that gets us there.
295
00:12:17,452 --> 00:12:20,153
But we can't fight over credit;
we have to work together.
296
00:12:20,221 --> 00:12:22,555
So...
297
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,457
you're saying
that the four of us
298
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,760
should just agree
to share this discovery?
299
00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:29,662
Well, no,
unfortunately,
300
00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:31,531
only three people
can share a Nobel.
301
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,065
Oh, that's right.
302
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,569
So he's out?
303
00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:39,972
No, I'm not out.
304
00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:43,809
So he's out?
305
00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:45,178
Neither of us is out.
306
00:12:45,246 --> 00:12:46,946
We think that
the three physicists
307
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:49,682
should be the ones to win
the Nobel Prize for physics.
308
00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:52,785
Wait, so you want
to cut Amy out?
309
00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,353
No, of course not.
310
00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:56,489
We don't want to,
but we're going to.
311
00:12:57,759 --> 00:12:59,258
But she's my wife.
312
00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:01,060
Yes, exactly,
she's your wife.
313
00:13:01,129 --> 00:13:02,495
And she's a neuroscientist.
314
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,198
It's like, what's she
even doing on this paper?
315
00:13:06,968 --> 00:13:10,036
It just raises questions.
316
00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,804
Look, Fermilab
is going to recommend
317
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,439
the three of us
to the Nobel Committee.
318
00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:16,342
The best chance we have is if
your university does the same.
319
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,379
I see.
320
00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:23,961
So you really think that
I'm the kind of man who would
321
00:13:23,985 --> 00:13:25,296
sell out his partner
for the chance
322
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,586
of winning a Nobel Prize?
323
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:27,987
Are you?
324
00:13:29,023 --> 00:13:30,656
Boy, I hope not.
325
00:13:33,895 --> 00:13:35,461
I can't believe
Penny doesn't want
326
00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,797
to head up my sales team.
- That's too bad.
327
00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:40,099
But it's her decision,
not yours.
328
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:42,368
Do you hear how dumb you sound?
329
00:13:43,538 --> 00:13:45,905
Why does this matter
to you so much?
330
00:13:45,974 --> 00:13:47,974
Because I believe in her,
and I make people better.
331
00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,175
It's what I do.
332
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,509
Against their will?
333
00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,178
It's no fun if they want to.
334
00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:53,746
That's just called watching.
335
00:13:54,849 --> 00:13:56,249
Look at Howard.
336
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:57,984
He was a disaster
when I met him.
337
00:13:58,052 --> 00:14:01,520
Now he's a foxy astronaut
with a hot wife.
338
00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:03,689
Wait, he always wanted
to be an astronaut.
339
00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,224
He thinks that, too.
340
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:07,126
That's how good I am.
341
00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:09,795
Wait, so what
are you gonna do?
342
00:14:09,864 --> 00:14:11,297
Just badger her
until she says yes?
343
00:14:11,366 --> 00:14:14,700
Mm, that may have worked on you,
but she's too smart for that.
344
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:18,315
Well, if you like fixing people,
I could use some help.
345
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,872
Raj.
346
00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:22,275
Why do you think you stopped
wearing Crocs and socks?
347
00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:26,145
Uh, well, one day I just woke up
and realized they looked silly.
348
00:14:26,214 --> 00:14:28,614
Yes, you did.
All on your own.
349
00:14:30,251 --> 00:14:32,118
(whispering):
That's how good I am.
350
00:14:36,257 --> 00:14:37,623
(clucking tongue)
351
00:14:37,692 --> 00:14:39,492
What's wrong?
352
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,460
Why do you assume
something's wrong?
353
00:14:41,529 --> 00:14:43,396
Because you haven't
touched your dinner,
354
00:14:43,464 --> 00:14:47,199
and you're literally ticking
like a bomb about to go off.
355
00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:49,268
Oh, Amy.
356
00:14:49,337 --> 00:14:52,405
You see through me
like one of Penny's shirts.
357
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:55,508
Just tell me.
358
00:14:57,912 --> 00:15:00,079
I talked to Doctors Pemberton
and Campbell today.
359
00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:03,849
They reminded me that only three
people can share a Nobel Prize.
360
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:05,818
Their university
is recommending
361
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:07,687
the two of them and me.
362
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:09,755
And they want Caltech
to do the same.
363
00:15:12,393 --> 00:15:13,559
Oh.
364
00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:15,695
They say, if we present
a united front,
365
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:17,830
we have a much better shot
at winning.
366
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,667
Well, you know,
367
00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:23,035
that makes sense.
368
00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:25,338
Oh, but don't worry.
I won't do that to you.
369
00:15:29,143 --> 00:15:30,509
Maybe you should.
370
00:15:30,578 --> 00:15:32,111
What?
371
00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:35,881
This has been
your lifelong dream.
372
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:38,751
And you may not get
another chance.
373
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,854
I don't want to be the reason
that you don't win a Nobel.
374
00:15:41,923 --> 00:15:45,291
You're the only
reason I deserve one.
375
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,763
But if your best shot
is with them,
376
00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:52,331
I think you should take it.
377
00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:56,669
Is this really
what you want me to do?
378
00:15:57,972 --> 00:16:00,706
I just want you to be happy.
379
00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,209
Thank you.
380
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,214
(clicking tongue)
381
00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:15,454
Hey. How long have you
been sitting there?
382
00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:16,963
Long enough for two
of your neighbors
383
00:16:17,024 --> 00:16:19,425
to ask if I was lost
and looking for my mother.
384
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,927
I'm not changing my mind,
Bernie.
385
00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:23,562
That's okay. I'm sorry.
386
00:16:23,631 --> 00:16:26,198
It was wrong of me to badger you
into doing something
387
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,600
that made you uncomfortable.
388
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:28,601
Thank you.
389
00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:30,836
Mm, it's probably
for the best.
390
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:32,638
I need someone
who's strong and confident
391
00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:35,408
to head up my sales team,
so I'm giving it to Karen.
392
00:16:35,476 --> 00:16:37,843
What... Karen?
Well, what's the job?
393
00:16:37,912 --> 00:16:41,347
Eating my yogurt and
then lying about it?
394
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,848
I'm just saying.
395
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,850
She went to college.
She's really smart.
396
00:16:44,919 --> 00:16:46,485
Well, I'm smarter than Karen.
397
00:16:46,554 --> 00:16:50,623
I can read the word "Penny"
on a cup of yogurt.
398
00:16:50,691 --> 00:16:51,957
Why are you getting so upset?
399
00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,959
I'm agreeing with you.
This is a big job,
400
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:54,939
and I need someone
who's up to it.
401
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:57,408
I am up to it.
I'm just nervous about it.
402
00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:58,832
I know.
403
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,633
And that's why
I don't want to pressure you
404
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:02,861
into doing something that you
clearly don't want to do.
405
00:17:02,904 --> 00:17:04,637
I know what you're up to.
406
00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:06,605
Is it working?
407
00:17:06,674 --> 00:17:08,407
Yes.
408
00:17:10,511 --> 00:17:14,180
- So I'll see you Monday morning?
-Yes.
409
00:17:14,248 --> 00:17:16,849
I bet I can make
that girl president.
410
00:17:19,187 --> 00:17:20,686
(intercom beeps)
411
00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:22,232
RECEPTIONIST: Uh, President Siebert,
Dr. Cooper is...
412
00:17:22,256 --> 00:17:24,190
I need to talk to
you about the paper
413
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,492
that Dr. Fowler
and I published.
414
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,494
Send him in.
415
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,062
Amy and I did this together,
416
00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:32,031
and I will not
be part of an award
417
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:34,077
that does not recognize
the value of her contributions.
418
00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:36,635
So you either include both of us
in the recommendation letter,
419
00:17:36,704 --> 00:17:38,170
or don't bother writing one.
420
00:17:38,239 --> 00:17:40,473
I hope you know
that's going to cause a fight
421
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:42,341
between us
and the Fermilab team.
422
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,743
If it's a fight that doesn't
involve any touching,
423
00:17:44,812 --> 00:17:46,979
risk of physical harm
or uncomfortable eye contact
424
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:48,959
'cause it's happening online
or through intermediaries,
425
00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:50,749
I say bring it.
426
00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:53,185
All right.
I respect your decision.
427
00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:55,254
You do?
428
00:17:55,323 --> 00:17:57,890
Yes. You and Dr. Fowler
have my full support.
429
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,025
Oh, okay.
430
00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:02,595
I anticipated
a little more pushback.
431
00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:04,997
Sorry, my job here
is to serve your needs,
432
00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:06,499
both academic and personal.
433
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:09,134
Huh.
434
00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:11,114
Well, now I'm filled with
all this nervous energy.
435
00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:13,072
I don't know quite
what to do with it.
436
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,241
We have a fully equipped
gymnasium.
437
00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:16,976
Yeah... Really?
438
00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:19,078
Where's that?
439
00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:20,713
It's part of the new
sports complex.
440
00:18:20,781 --> 00:18:22,681
Oh.
441
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,450
And where is that?
442
00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,051
Come on, I'll show you.
443
00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:30,222
Are there monkey bars?
444
00:18:35,702 --> 00:18:37,301
All right, now,
I'm sure some of you
445
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,681
are wondering,
"Who is this woman?
446
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:41,439
"How did she get to be
in charge of the sales team?
447
00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:44,241
Is it because she's friends
with Dr. Rostenkowski?"
448
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,644
Because she is.
449
00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:49,180
"Is it because she was
Miss Cornhusker 2001
450
00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:51,515
and still fits
in those very same jeans?"
451
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,150
'Cause she was, and she does,
452
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,752
and they're actually
a little baggy.
453
00:18:56,489 --> 00:18:58,956
Or is it because she's
the best damn salesperson here?
454
00:18:59,025 --> 00:19:00,324
Because I am.
455
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:03,961
Now that we're clear on that,
here are the drug specs
456
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,730
and marketing strategy
for Inflamminex.
457
00:19:05,798 --> 00:19:09,300
Which, now that I say it out
loud, might be a placeholder.
458
00:19:09,368 --> 00:19:11,969
By tomorrow, I want everyone to
have this committed to memory.
459
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:13,971
Do you have it
committed to memory?
460
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,006
You want to have
a contest, Karen?
461
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:18,075
Winner gets a yogurt.
462
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,845
No, boss.
463
00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:23,214
All right, now we all know
what we need to do.
464
00:19:23,282 --> 00:19:24,448
Let's go do it.
465
00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:28,385
R-Right now.
Get out of here. Go.
466
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:32,289
That was
really impressive.
467
00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:33,791
Damn right it
was impressive.
468
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,460
- Okay, that tone doesn't work with me.
- Sorry, boss.
469
00:19:39,148 --> 00:19:46,148
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