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The Last Straight Man

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Where is the boyfriend?

What's your name, honey? -Cooper

Does anyone have a coin?

Yes I have coins here

rain ...

Explain to me why the employee does not do this

Because he does not come until tomorrow and I'm not going to sleep in this mess It's like a dumpster this

Shit, it's hotter here than ...

Ay dame

These options: spicy sweater, pepper bath ... t elije

if any of those are fine, thank you

Are you staying here tonight? I thought you would stay at Casidy and Hoop's house

Let's see ... A sof minimum with the family snoring nearby ... or a fresh King size bed

it is not a difficult decision

In addition the room is paid

and after planning this inýdita exhibition of tits,

I think I deserve

Of course I am. And thank you, have a great time

so ... ma ana?

Lewis, I'm really sorry about the godfather

It's fine, after all we're just friends since high school and this guy since ... a week?

ok, ok I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Belinda asked that her brother be the godfather

What is his name? Twykie, Twichie? -Ted

I know he was very excited about the bathroom guards Would he have noticed that they were painted?

I still think he got away

already - and hey the stripper studies to be a therapist

we could have done an intervention while I took the coin out of your nose with its shell

esc chame, he's trying to integrate with the family

Using your wedding? -yes

At least you said you wanted me to be the godfather?

good... -That's what I thought

less than 24 hours until and subtracting until complete vaginal submission

I promise that I will compensate you

How? -just say it

better you get up, from me

I do not know ... you're very comfortable

If you do not get up, I'm going to fart

and it will not be silent and it's not going to be cute

do it, serene me. It's my last night as a free man

It's been late. Can I stay here, too?

Do not you want to be with Belinda? - Not before the wedding. Bad luck, remember?

And what about your tuxedo? -Ted has it, you can look for me in the morning

Yeah, so you're not snoring on the church carpet

Why did not you let the stripper dance for you?

More beer? -! ! I started drinking beer two hours ago!

Tequila shots! -hell no

You can not drink beer like a ladybug while I sink in tequila

And exactly how does a ladybug drink beer?

and you want tequila ... -Serve, tont n.

y ... t ?

brinda with me!

- bossy little shit -brinda or tell your mother that the stripper put your finger in your ass in front of everyone

the finger, d nde?

ok, ok By Cooper ...

that your hair never falls down, your cock always rises and ...

your children never call you cuñaado papa

Seriously Coop, be happy

and for you, Lewis, that you get everything you want

Another, another!

Cooper, no. My body is 90 percent tequila, already. - It's my bachelor party, Lewis.

It's fine, but slowly, ok? I need to stop

Seriously, I'm sorry about the godfather

I ask three questions!

What is that? -We do not ask three questions. No subject is prohibited

lie... -Attack?

M E N T I R, is not allowed

What do you do?

Well, obviously I'm at a slumber party, -You're certainly dressed like one of those ...

There is something I want to ask you about a week ago when you arrived in the city

What?

Question one: What is the wildest thing you have done, sexually?

Where are we going?

I'm about to commit myself to a woman for the rest of my life

I need to hear something hot and sexy before to tie my cock and hang me

you first

that's against the rules, but ...

How many things you can not say just one?

I have it! Do you remember in high school that day in January when we got stuck and we got stuck?

Yes, and we sleep in the gym. -if with the rest of the class

And they all mixed, girls and boys and everyone hanging around? -yes

ok, I woke up in the middle of the night and Michelle Beringer was rubbing my dick on my jeans

What? -look around, everyone sleeping, even the teachers

so she grabbed his head and she went down: timber ... -Shit!

it was like an anaconda swallowing more ... bigger anaconda

-What mand? -I swear I suck my cock right there, between half of 200 students

Did you see her again? -I did not find out she was a second cousin or something like that

but that was a second question, so my answer

ok, you remember Tommy and Linda - of the school?

one night... I can not believe I'm telling you this

one night he was at his house for dinner they had been married for 9 months

Linda brought the tarot cards, to read my luck

he said a lot of shit, he was going to have success, those things then he said he was going to experience a big change in my life

He asked me to read the palm of my hand, to have a clue I trace with my finger my line of life, my line of heart ...

whatever, then his hand slid past my doll, up to my shoulder

and what about Tom? -looked, with a smile

and then we all end up on the floor. -What happened?

Did you catch her? - eh yes

The one too? -We both did it

we did DOS

What, at the same time?

Details, now!

well ... Tom and I lying on the floor stuck to each other

then he put his legs on the others and held the pijas close

and her... she felt about us

- Where each one? -the front and I in the back, so to speak

j deme! How was it?

do not ... get warm in the middle of a flashmob?

Are you fucking me? -No!

because if you lie, our relationship ends - it's all true

shit, that's a story

shots! -Shots

another story, something weirder, wilder

you first -in the form of a question, please

What else have you done that is sexually insane?

Let's go!

the dog licked my balls once. Does that count? - No! Why did you let the dog lick your balls?

well, do not leave it, he took me by surprise

what were you doing so that the dog ... no matter. come on, something else

I have nothing -lie

How do you overcome a blowjob among half of 200 people sleeping?

anything else pales in the comparison

What about something with your girlfriend?

strict regular coitus, ah

my turn. Question two: What have you done, sexually, that would shock me?

better not...

What? It's not fair, why?

I do not want you to think badly of me

I think you're a jerk, now ... so say it

we're just telling stories here I promise there's nothing you say that makes me feel different

ok, Tom, from the story, I did not tell you everything -okay

Well, Linda was kissing me, Tom undressed then she kissed him

so he...

he kissed me

Tom kiss you? -yes

and then we started kissing and we fell to the floor

and so...

I sucked the cock

How was that?

What?

Question three: How was that? suck a cock

it was ... well, fun, easy ... stuck

look...

I'm bisexual, I've known it for a while I'm sorry I did not tell you

I did not know how

I have to piss

fucking tequila

put some porn

I saw her...

I saw her...

I saw her

Are you fucking me with this?

I saw her

for another thing

this is all the h tero porn that I have

lie - is everything!

everything else is from my personal collection

I do not care. put something else

If it's too much for you, just say it

dale play grandma, come on

I did not know that men could do that

I have to piss again

so much meo made me stop

That guy's cock is huge!

So, how big are you?

I do not know, I never med it, tu?

I never meditated on it either

what a pity we do not have a tape

Do not you have a tape?

sorry

I always forget my sewing box

when you see a guy in the movie that has your size tell me -okay

the -No no way!

yes, quite similar -This is a whale tail! you do not have it so big

maybe I should show you

it seems that you are right

never touch a guy's cock

It's fine if you want to do it. Do you want to do it?

yes

never suck a cock before

you can do it if you want Do you want?

-yes

without teeth... - qu ?

that you are not using your teeth -Do you want me to do it?

no no. I just ... you're very good at this

Are you sure you had not done it before?

Drop your pants

I drink a lot of alcohol, I do not think I can stop

let me take care of that

Is it okay?

Yes, I was close

Then Lewis one, the boy of the zero whiskey

what's wrong, let me kiss you

I do not want to do that

You just put my cock in my mouth ... And you will not let me kiss you?

it's different

How?

the kisses are more ... I want to reserve that

okay

I want to do it again -safe

What time is it?

6:25

I should get up and take a shower

Yes, because it's like five hours

He knew that the affair was doomed from the beginning Jack had a beautiful wife

two handsome children and a private plantation

I would never abandon that for me

and I'd really be a fool to do it

but he sowed a seed in me a seed that burns deep within m

I should have it, whatever it may be

just kidding

that was fast

-to take out the drowsiness

ok, I know this is stupid, but I have to ask

Did we do something not sure?

-We gave Ted the key to the minibar

-I'm serious -Don't worry, you're fine. It was only introduction to homosexuality level one

Pasey pass? - the oral exam? yes

-Ok, fine

just wait for the advanced classes to start

Lewis, this can not happen again

Do you want to pray? -What?

Does this mean you do not want the 50 dollars? -do not

-I'm sorry I'm not used to so much drama for my tricks

-you're a boludo

the word you are looking for is silly, not boludo Now put on something nice and go find breakfast

Lewis, can we be serious for a minute? -okay

let's hear it.

-Listen to what?

I'm not gay, I like women, I was just ... two points choose one of the following:

a: curious b: drunk c: hot

followed by ... there was a mouth available in the room

Lewis, I liked it. okay?

I would not have done it in any other way but today I got married

oh, I should put it as an option

Look, I'm not going to go crazy, I'm not going to run away

and I will not say that we can not be friends anymore you're my best friend

and if something happens, this makes me feel closer to you

except for the kisses

Well, I have to reserve something for my wife

ok, she can have your feet. I do not like the feet

the feet are suspicious, never look into the eyes

-Lewis, it was fun, and I'm glad it was with you

but once is enough

-You can not stop in one!

think of me as your personal package of french fries

Do the two go crazy with my fingers?

good that, boy h tero

Hey, Ted. Yes, I'm Cooper. I need you to come look for me at the hotel

Yes, I got drunk and fell asleep

Good OK. It will be ready in a few minutes

I have to go

Friends?

Of course

With benefits? -Boludo

Ok, goodbye kiss!

better a hug

I agree

I see you later. -S .

you have breath to at n

I love you Lewis

I love you Coop

after

of four years

What are you doing?

testing the skills of my camera

Are we changing our profession?

no, I thought about making a sexy video with my wife, but I wanted to try it first, then delete it

it's an expensive erotic toy

I bought it for the baby

-Does the baby need an erotic toy? -the birth. I will record the birth

you're right, that would be a sexy video, or it's only the third act in history

boludo

my wife read your last book

everyboby says the same

When will it be? -a couple of weeks ago

Congratulations

Thank you. Let's make a toast, Shots!

You will have to do it without me

What? we have to provide

we go -ac let's go

-too much for me -that is the point

taking

for my son

Do you already know the sex?

if for a while

you did'nt tell me anything. Are you excited? - not yet, but I'm about

salt, I was referring to the baby, to be a father, to have a child

very excited, I could shit a cow

all parents get nervous

And if I sit on top of him?

Why would you sit on it? -not intentionally.

I want to be a good father, Lewis. The best. I have to be

Cooper, you're a sweet, loving man. You will be a good father

Do you believe that?

Of course

I do not want to screw it -then do not tell him his dad is a chupapija

I do not know what is occupying that head of yours -Did you know that my dad abandoned us?

Yes, when we came back from France

never said goodbye

he just left. I thought it was because of me I did something wrong. Still today

It's like he put a bad thought in my head. I will not run away

You will be a wonderful father, Coop. The best

Thanks Lewis, you always say smart things

Yes I know

I have a very handsome younger brother

When we were kids, people told him "you're so beautiful".

and then they looked at me and said "you must be the smart one"

Hey, we can not all be fairies someone has to be the athlete

camera

qu tate the shirt

you are a pervert. Did you know that?

It must like you!

You have never missed an anniversary for four years. The pants!

Birthday anniversary! They are silk wedding, no?

I would answer that, but I think you would feel insulted

go to bed

I want another drink, tu?

I'm fine

hold this

Coop, what do you say to your wife?

What do you mean?

Well, every year for four years, we meet in the same hotel

It's the day before your anniversary. What does she think?

I tell him that a friend is sick in the hospital, that I have to go see him. So far, four of my best friends have died

It's strange, are you stupid?

-No, it's just confident

Are you sure you do not want another drink?

Why do you take so much before?

Before? -before...

-Well, it relaxes me - Why do you need to relax?

face up

play with you

Do you have any preference with what hand? -no more talk. Do it

What are you going to do with this recording?

let's go to see her - and then what?

Then, let's take

I thought you did not fuck -I'm going to fuck you. You are not going to fuck me

oh, here I can not give you anything

Talk!

What do you want me to say?

sexy things

just do not make me claim big charges like the last time -Let's go!

Do you like what you see? -Yes

Does it excite? -shit, yes

Do not you want to focus down? -do not

a cock is a cock. Your face is sexy

Show me how much you warm up

Are you near? -yes

Shit! Do not finish yet

Who is it?

-my wife

-You're not going to attend?

-do not

Now, where were we?

no no. Enough. -Let's go!

-sorry

-do not be mad -Who is mad?

-Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's the boy sitting in the chair with long face

-you're wrong

-I do not think so. Come here

Come here!

-sorry

-I like it when we're together, really

but you can not expect me to get excited when your wife calls asking where are you

- She's not here, Lewis. You are here and I am. We

one day a year. A pause in our lives. how to turn off the lights in the world

for a day. We have a day to wallow, sweat to squeeze no matter what else

-but... -It's crazy in the store, Lewis.

control stock, personnel, deliveries

all depending on me, measuring everything I do

you write romance novels, you create characters, you invent the words that say

Do not you want to take a day a year and say "fuck it"? "I want To throw myself in a bed and to take all the day?

-I'm not in a relationship, I do not have to be an adult

-Well, I do not want to be the adult, either.

Soon it will be everything that will be

your turn

what do you want me to do -arrod llate

Well, I like you so

-What do you want me to do?

-ll mame sir or

-hey, you said you did not want to be the adult

Do it, call me sir or I'll start to describe naked ugly people

-shit, ok. What do you want me to do, sir?

Can I touch myself, sir? -yes

Hey, Coop. Should not we be feeling?

Who is it?

the maid. I'm sorry if I interrupt, I have the night shift

-ok ... the room is fine -I'll do it as fast as I can, it'll only take a few minutes

It's fine, just make it as fast as possible. - yes sir

-Do you want me to tent the bed, sir? -No! no, it's fine Thank you

- You're ready, sir

well thanks -at your service

We wrote that?

What was hot! -I hope you liked it

sometimes I think you're kind of scary sick - Always kicking in my high heels

-I wish you had done it

-When you heat up, you're

I have something for you -I'm sure you have it, is not it?

-s it's not your birthday, but I brought you a gift

-sweet mine

Why do not you try it, to see if you have it?

-I think I'll stay. You know my size

No underpants! Someone became an adventurer! -c llate and ch pamela

-s , daddy

-Lewis ... do not say that

-no, I'm sorry, bad m a

-Shit! what pario

-Is your wife again? -no matter

-Now, where are you going?

-a "shrunken city" -Is it close to "villa empingada"?

-no, not today.

I want a recognition for this

What do you want me to do?

You know that it is a situation that we will have to face every so often

I do not get mad when your mom called last year

- I was having a heart attack! -no, I was just suffering from indigestion

-I was lying in the shower in a fetal position

calling and farting. Seriously, who drinks a smotie in the shower?

-The point is that I thought he died -and you, too, if your ass had teeth I would have cut my ass

-then, why did not you go?

-shots!

I brought this just in case

-oh, the good

-forget those

-You're a Boy Scout, before I had to force you to you drink with me

-I know you very well -yes

-have you tried the kiss shot? -no, what is that?

-I am in my mouth, I pass it to yours and so we share

-Ashameful!

-Oh, come on. Give it a try Or your sense of adventure is Does it end with not wearing underwear?

-that is kissing - only better! With liquor

-Lewis, how many times do I have to say it. No kisses, even with alcohol

-sc chame, do not let me fuck you, I think the least I deserve is a kiss

a simple kiss It's not a big order for three years of penetration

-cache, ok - Really?

-with alcohol -this is an anniversary gift

Of course it's not silk

-c llate and serve

go to the bar

well, make your move

Yes, I know. -It was something strong

-Other?

-no no.

Can not you admit that you felt something new?

-Who what?

-I do not know. a spark

-I do not like to kiss, Lewis. I have already told you

yes, but ...

-I do not even kiss my wife.

Do you remember what I said the first time you wanted to kiss me?

-s , you said that it was something very intimate, that you wanted to reserve it

-You never asked me who was reserving it

-I had better questions that year, but I figured you saved it for your wife

-I thought so, but even when we were boyfriends, at the wedding, I knew it was not for her

-That it was not for her?

-The intimacy. The person with whom I can share my soul, with whom to be one

Do not get me wrong, I love her. I really love her. She is going to be the mother of my son

but ... it's not my other half

It does not complement me. -Complete? like your mechanical orange stocking in your ass?

no, my wife has these romantic audiobooks listen to them when we go to sleep

even one of yours once

Have you ever taken a romance library?

-I've caught OVER a romance library.

-Look up a librarian

So, are you afraid of intimacy?

-of finding intimacy, especially now

I'm married, Lewis, with a son on the way

what happens if I find the person with the What am I supposed to be?

pi nsalo

-And you think it could be me?

-wait. Are you afraid it could be me?

You made a very dramatic exit to be a h tero

I ask three questions -shit, not now Lewis

-the rules of the three questions. The game can be started at any time a year by any player

it does not refuse and there is no time out

-shit

-your game, your rules. -Ok, go.

-We have been together in the biblical sense four times already

question one: -Make it

-Do you consider yourself gay or bi?

-any. I am a h tero

-But you can take more of my cock in your throat that a porn star

-hot my ass as a mason

Question two: How can you consider yourself a hætero?

asks one: How can you consider yourself bi?

-What are you talking about?

-In my bachelor party you said you were bisexual, and since then every relationship what do you tell me is with a man

-It is an evolution. From h tero to curious, to bisexual and to gay

I call it the way of jumping outside. I took it from something that Ricky Martin said

-then you're gay -yes

and you're a h tero -yes

-But I can admit that I'm gay. Why can not you ...? -I like women. Lewis. I always liked them

I just like to suck a cock every once in a while

-Have you had sex with another man besides me?

do not. Why do you think I come here once a year? to get these urgencies out of my system

-I'm a gay liberator of pressure now

-no, you're my best friend, I could not do it with anyone else

-You know what I think? I think you're a bisexual with preference for women

-We can agree on that? fifty and fifty...

-Terminating this would not kill you

-and try to see how to justify ... -Because we need to justify?

-Just let's have fun, let's get the shit out in the real world

-I think you're the one who brings the real world here

with that "I do not kiss" mantra. if you really think that this hotel room is fantasilandia

a kiss would mean nothing, opening your legs would not mean anything is bi ... -h tero

-it would not mean anything ... -We can leave it?

-all I want is some oral sex. "hand to hand". not that you analyze me while I do it

-thought that I was the chemist and you the hero

-Let's say I have father problems

-ok, I'm sorry

-of those who could pay the roof of my analyst

-You have your doctor on my forehead

shots?

-do not.

-You have two questions to ask me

-I do not want to play

-Let's go!

-What is your favorite color?

-What kind of music? -As you like

hey, do you recognize her?

-it's the song we dance at my reception

come on Lewis, it's to use

-this is cute -s , it is

-I could have sworn you did not have a romantic hair

-You can put this in your books

I give you my permission -Thank you

-All I ask is a couple of scenes with girls

-this scene is very corny for a book

-It would be better in a melodramatic work

or for a boring independent movie

-sweet insecure

-no I'm not

-sleep to someone is

-and a police scene? -c llate

You are not bad dance. Where did you learn? -When you have two older sisters without a father, you have to learn to dance

-Refined?

-Good reclined!

-And you? -My grandmother Rose

- did I mention it?

-do not

-Live alone in a big house

on the second floor, at the end of the hall there was a closed door, and

when I asked him what was inside put his finger on his lips

and one day

when we were alone, he showed me an old key that was hanging from a blue ribbon on his neck

and he said: "Lewis, do you want to see what's in the secret room?"

I almost peed when I was opening the door

-Y? What was inside?

-other room

-Is that all?

-No!

-it was a very luxurious room, the rose in a big bed, curtains of gripi in the windows. Pink paper on the wall

an old dress table

and there was a huge chimney with crying cupids carved in marble

and on the longest wall piled on the floor, almost to the ceiling

There were hat boxes. Towers and towers of hat boxes

Grandma Rose told me to look inside

Take a box, take off the lid and inside

-had a human head -What!

-ok, you're paying attention

-boludo!

There was a hat inside, of course It was felt purple, with feathers

It looked very new

and with him there was a book. A romantic book

-had the same in each box that abr . Hats and books

Grandma Rose told me that after my grandfather died

every few months he went to the city and bought a hat and a book

then, after dinner he sat in the dressoir

she put on makeup, she put on her best dress the hat

and he sat in the chair next to the window to read their stories

his favorite hat was pale pink with green pearls

and his favorite book was called "Tales of True Love and Romance"

every time we were alone we went to the secret room

we put on a hat

and we danced with the radio

when he died

pack your things

He rummaged through the house looking for the room key

I was afraid that she would be buried with her

but finally

I found it

It was the first time I opened the room myself

I was so nervous, my fingers were shaking

It was the same, exactly the same

but when I opened one of the hat boxes

It was empty, except for one page of a book. Your favorite book

opened each box, Coop

I wanted to find the pink hat with pearls

they were all empty

all empty except for the leaves torn from "Tales of True Love and Romance"

That was when I noticed it.

in the fireplace,

under the cupids crying

a strip of pearls among the ashes

she burned her hats

everyone

in the mirror of the dressoir I had a picture of her holding her book it looked sad

on the reverse he wrote:

you can not find love in a closed room, Lewis

you can read about life or you can live it

be happy. Grandmother Rose

-or can you write about it?

-Let's go, Lewis. Let's live.

Coop, are you ... -s , yes. Just do it

breathe, just breathe

How do you feel?

sorry Sorry

Lewis, Lewis

s cala, s cala

Oh God

Cooper? hey Coop - qu ?

-It's fine, man. Sometimes there is shit

-That's not funny

-It's my fault, I should prepare you

- c mo?

-Day me in

ok, now put warm water

-vac a this and then rell nalo to the top - up to the top?

- You will be fine!

Now put the pump in the funnel

- ves this tip? -yes

-d blate -What?

-You heard me. T mate your ankles and open big

-Not yet

-it is cold!

- Commit yourself as a man! - Until twenty-five minutes ago it was

-ok, now sit down

-I can have privacy, please?

-Rep telo!

"Justin was behind her, the sun making her long hair normally of chestnut color ...

"... shine like gold and I felt his heart beating hard

"concentrated on each inspiration of his chest"

"I give myself to you, my dear," Justin said. "

"his deep and rumbling voice born inside"

"From this moment I am yours as you are mine

"our names will burn together in our souls"

The sound of success

-How do you feel?

-like with a water park in my ass

-Do you still want to do it?

-I did not get that far to give up now

-Wait, back.

-te essay

-oh, if you look me in the eyes!

How is it going? Does it feel good?

I think that if

it feels so good. I never thought that this could happen

-Lewis

-you are so close ...

-Lewis ... -It's like picking a lock

-Lewis -What?

-Do you shut up the fucking mouth?

Oh, yes.

-Shit!

-Lewis

Lewis ...

Lewis, get up

-Cooper, are you okay?

Coop?

Are you okay?

- puta mother!

Hi, I did not have the phone, why?

... when?

... is it okay? ...

... and how is the baby? ...

... at what hospital? ...

...Ok, fine. I'm on my way.

-Is everything okay?

-Of course not, Lewis. The word "hospital" in a conversation phone is not good

is my wife

the baby came premature

-How did everything go? - There was a cessation, but I know. Both are fine

-I never wanted this to go that far

promise me something, Lewis

- qu ?

-promise me that we will never do this again. Never

we can get together for dinner or for drinks ... -or for a cigar

-yes

I love you Lewis

-I love you Coop

- I am a father!

after

one year

Hello...

-hey, Lewis. I'm Coop -I'm companion, where are you?

I've been here two hours -How are you, Lewis? it's good to hear your voice

-tambi n yours

What number is this? I do not recognize. -is home, I lost my cell phone

-Where are you? What's the delay?

-Look, Lewis. I will not go this year

-Because not?

-my sister is visiting, her family is here

-You can not get away?

-I'm having problems with this

-I feel guilty -Then you should get on your car and come

here I have the cure for your fault

-What would that be?

-your favorite whiskey and cigars

-You're making me hard -literally, I hope

-God, Lewis, no. I have to be strong

the double blender whiskey? -Of course

-I can not, I'm sorry. We'll have to quit this year. It's not fair to my wife, my family, or to you

-How could it not be fair to me?

-I do not want to give you a wrong idea. Sometimes I think you think this goes to something else and it's not like that

- Did I ever say that I want something more than we do? -Do not

-Then why do you think so?

A moment? Are you waiting for more? -No no. Is not that. I have to be an adult now

-You know ... a wise man once told me:

let's take a day a year, and fuck it, let's throw ourselves in bed and take all day

What would have happened to that man?

-I somehow ended up with a wife, children, a mortgage and many family responsibilities

-I tell you something. Why do not we go to dinner? a meal, wine ... we do not get together to catch up

that's harmless, is not it?

- sin sex?

-less sex

-that sounds right

-and if at dinner it happens that our legs touch and I rub it against yours ...

There's nothing wrong with a straw under the table, is it? -shit, Lewis

Would you do that? -You know that I know, companion

make you bite your lip and sweat

-Just! What do you have?

-jeans and T-shirt

-You're your jeans on your ankles?

-Ah are now -wait

-What do you do? -Close the door of the room

keep talking. What would you do next?

-I take off your shirt

and I slowly caress your chest pinching your nipples and getting closer to me

-s . Are you tough? -s . Y t ?

-I have it in my hand -Is out?

-s , do not stop

-I can feel against me, hard and penetrating -yes

-I take it with my hand and I squeeze it as you are doing now

my hand is hot and firm, can you feel it?

-s , I can

-I squeeze you and I kiss you - I do not do that!

-hey, it's a fantasy. You will kiss a monkey if I want. C llate

-ok, fuck. Kiss me, put your tongue in my mouth

-I'm on your back

and I grab your legs apart -D mela Lewis. I love her

-I push it inside you -d mela, Lewis. I can receive it

-I'm catching you

Seeing your lost look -more fast, I need it

-Do you need it, Coop? Do you want it? -s , I dream about that sometimes. Come on Lewis, bomb me

-ru game

- Please, Lewis, t mame. It's yours, it belongs to you

-shit, I'm close. -Want to swim? Lewis, you want ...

- hola?

Cooo, are you on the phone?

-s , Todd. What's up, mate? -Who are you talking to?

-with my friend Lewis. Do you remember?

-do not. -no matter. My sister's son, Lewis

-Hey Todd, how are you? -All right

- Now hang up so Lewis and I can talk, s ? -What are you going to talk about?

-great things -okay bye

-adi s, Todd

-It was intense -I know. Does your sister educate them at home? because the child received a lesson

-no, I referred to the above. It was very hot -s , it was

-Do you really dream about that?

-sometimes

You're smiling, are not you?

-perhaps -Why?

-Well, it was a short trip from the "do not fuck me" to the "stronger, faster"

-you are a gun

-as seems, one with which you dream I repeat, pistol

-so. Do you want to come be abnormal?

Coop? est s ah ?

Coop, what's up?

-Want to see you, Lewis. Really, I miss you

I'm so stupid

-do not worry

-I try to do things correctly, but I talk to you and suddenly you're the right thing

-Why do not you come, then? it's still early

-I really would like it, but I can not. I already made plans at home. Sorry

-It's fine, really

you missed one year, there's always the next

Are you still there?

-we will see

-I have to go. I love you Lewis -I love you Coop

after

of three years

-Where we are, sir -S , I know. I come here every year

-Really you should like our hotel

-has its charms -Do you want me to take the suitcases to the room?

-do not. No thanks...

-Very well, leave them here

-great

this is for you Thank you, sir. Enjoy your stay

-I always do it

Well, how have you been?

-all right. T ?

-I can not complain

How is the business going?

-very well. I just hired four employees

-great

-shoot shoes and socks, Lewis. Get comfortable

-The children well? -okay.

What is all this? -What do you mean?

-have been here for five minutes, normally my legs would be on your shoulders And you'd be screaming at me, you'd be in my face

this is not the kind of behavior I expected of the man who seduced me years ago

-Well, that's your version of the story, cowboy

You seduced me. Do not forget

-you noticed, did not you? I think you're the smart one

-gun

-On the other hand maybe you're not that smart. Here is a sexy man

-reasonably attractive -Do not believe it. Sexy man

naked in bed. Everything for you, and you do not seem ...

interested

-oh, I'm interested

-shipping a new toy -I saw it

-I imagined we could play interrogation

-in a moment, maybe

-just follow the path

You've come a long way, have not you? three steps forward -and you're two steps back

It never cost me so much to get between the sheets

but the last years ...

Are you bored with me?

-do not -Then what happens?

-Things are different now

-shit

- very good!

-esp same - yes sir

-do not. I call you, sir

-ok, do you have the keys? -by there

- get rid of that stupidity -abus n

-it's good to be abusive

-You tried condoms, mate? -do not

-Why not? -We will not need them

- qu ? -I do not want to use them this time

-Well ... I do not know -Let's go, let's do this

-Where is the lubricant? -I'm open, smeared and ready to play

-Mind me like you're in Disneyland

Shit, is this bigger? -perhaps, unless you've narrowed

-don't fuck

faster, sir

tell me, sir. Do you like it?

-you are the best Coop. The best I've had

How do you feel? -great

-You like my cock in your ass? -I love

I love. I love you

-I said that again

-I love your cock in my ass

-do not. Do not kiss me like that - as how?

-as a distraction. You kissed me to change the subject little bastard

-ok, is the romp over?

Can you get me the handcuffs?

Lewis, su ltame

-Where do you see us in ten years, Coop?

As we join together, in this room every twelve months? -Why not?

-things have changed -What change?

I ask three questions

-shit -I invoke

-Question asks one: You say that things are different now, that they changed

We have been dating for years -Following us ...! -What's different?

-I have a boyfriend

-Y?

- Y?

y?

Do you have the eggs to say "Y"?

how many times in the last eight years I've heard you complain

as a hero of Tenesse Williams

"Oh, I'm cheating on my wife, oh I feel so guilty"

"Oh, now fuck me"

I have a boyfriend now

I think you should feel the empathy -This is different!

- and how is it different? -wife and sons. A solid relationship. Not like a boyfriend

- because it is abnormal?

-Of course not, just that is not the same. There is no level of commitment than with a wife

-ah, because gay relationships are not as vivid as h tero? -No!

I mean ... yes

what I mean is that when when you have a girlfriend and not a boyfriend

you end up asking yourself if you live in a parallel world with the same reactions

a boyfriend is a bit of what I always look for

it's a quick straw in the cinema

the wives...

"alb ndigas again", "Is there gas in my car?"

or "you could not scratch the balls in front of my mother"

is what I wanted to say

-s , but ... every time you had doubts I I felt threatened by that need

I think you could do the same

-You always said you wanted to get married asique why should not I marry you?

-That is another question. It's my turn

Question one: Have you slept with some other man? -You asked me years ago

-Well, you've had time to change the answer

Good? -do not

ok, ask two ... -wait, I think there's more ah

- There's no Lewis. The answer is no

-say two: you said I should not mind cheating on my wife Why do you care to cheat on your boyfriend?

-is different. He is sick

-You mean ... Oh shit Lewis, how could you do that?

How can you be with someone who hits you?

-And what about the year you hit me? -They were not crabs, they were lice. My wife stuck them in the children's school. It is acceptable

-I do not know, there's nothing like scratching my balls in front of my mother-in-law

C lmate Coop, you're safe. I would not have done anything we did If I was not absolutely sure

-but there is a risk - Sex is risk, Coop. Forever

-What is it called? your boyfriend

-That is another question -Only answer

-Bernie. His name is Bernie

ok, my turn. Question two:

Did you ever think about leaving your wife?

-yes

- more elaborate answer? -you answered your question

-but not to my satisfaction -That is not part of the game

-Well, ask three ... -no, it's my turn

-s , after this. Question three: Why am I ... the only man you've ever had sex with?

there must be one or two men more attractive than me

- Maybe I like smart ones -really

-Lewis, I always thought there was a spark between us I do not know, I can not explain it

something in you always electrifies the skin

my heart hits when I think of you naked. Every expression on your face It is planted in my memory. I do not know why, but it's like that

and you're the only man that makes me feel like that

So I'm gay? I'm bisexual? If he were, would he not feel the same for another man?

Well, no. only with you. Only t

-but you said you loved ... -God is like that. Lewis. I love so much

-It must have been that night

-What night? -that night

the night I asked you to be together

-s you wanted this I've known for a long time

-You have a wife, Coop. And sons

I would destroy them

they need you - but do not you need me too?

-I used to do it

now... -you have Bernie

-yes

-m rame

-We were always sincere. Question three:

Are you telling me the truth about Bernie?

-yes

-then your answer for me is ... -Cooper,

Do you remember when you told me about your father? How did it make you feel?

I would not let you do that to your children

you are not like your father you will not do this to your family

So, soulmates or not, they are your family and they love you

and that is more important than us

-Sounds to novel $ 3.95

- $ 4.95. $ 13.95 hard cover. -I ask you a thousand apologies!

seriously I am sorry.

-Why?

you have someone, I have someone

and maybe to you

-s , as long as you are part of my life

I better go

-go

-you know

can you leave these -Thank you

- next year?

-We'll see?

-I love you Lewis

-I love you Coop

"Because our love is impossible, Steven asked"

we were destined to be one It's not our destiny, Jennie replied.

It will not be who destroys your family

they love you. That is your destiny, and not us.

so be it

Good afternoon, sir. I bring you dinner -no order nothing

-Inspiration of the house, sir

-Well, this looks wonderful, but it's a lot of food for one person

-I have a fork, sir. It's my last night service

- Would you like a dessert, Bernie? -Thank you

-my name is Lewis -I know. Nice to meet you, sir

oh, it looks like someone brought something to drink

-Open it, nobody is here for the Whiskey

after

a lot after

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