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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here 2 00:00:21,706 --> 00:00:25,791 The Last Straight Man 3 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:38,088 translation and sync marcelower@hotmail.com 4 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,610 Where is the boyfriend? 5 00:02:11,053 --> 00:02:13,553 What's your name, honey? -Cooper 6 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,510 Does anyone have a coin? 7 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:41,546 Yes I have coins here 8 00:02:49,387 --> 00:02:50,267 rain ... 9 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:47,500 Explain to me why the employee does not do this 10 00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:51,939 Because he does not come until tomorrow and I'm not going to sleep in this mess It's like a dumpster this 11 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:57,790 Shit, it's hotter here than ... 12 00:04:01,694 --> 00:04:02,694 Ay dame 13 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:07,675 These options: spicy sweater, pepper bath ... t elije 14 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,950 if any of those are fine, thank you 15 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:19,400 Are you staying here tonight? I thought you would stay at Casidy and Hoop's house 16 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:27,193 Let's see ... A sof minimum with the family snoring nearby ... or a fresh King size bed 17 00:04:28,437 --> 00:04:29,807 it is not a difficult decision 18 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:32,006 In addition the room is paid 19 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:37,085 and after planning this inýdita exhibition of tits, 20 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:38,479 I think I deserve 21 00:04:39,131 --> 00:04:41,621 Of course I am. And thank you, have a great time 22 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,280 so ... ma ana? 23 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:53,283 Lewis, I'm really sorry about the godfather 24 00:04:53,984 --> 00:05:00,514 It's fine, after all we're just friends since high school and this guy since ... a week? 25 00:05:00,981 --> 00:05:05,291 ok, ok I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Belinda asked that her brother be the godfather 26 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,831 What is his name? Twykie, Twichie? -Ted 27 00:05:08,837 --> 00:05:13,400 I know he was very excited about the bathroom guards Would he have noticed that they were painted? 28 00:05:13,558 --> 00:05:15,758 I still think he got away 29 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:19,707 already - and hey the stripper studies to be a therapist 30 00:05:19,837 --> 00:05:23,837 we could have done an intervention while I took the coin out of your nose with its shell 31 00:05:24,827 --> 00:05:28,077 esc chame, he's trying to integrate with the family 32 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,107 Using your wedding? -yes 33 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,920 At least you said you wanted me to be the godfather? 34 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,960 good... -That's what I thought 35 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,980 less than 24 hours until and subtracting until complete vaginal submission 36 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,260 I promise that I will compensate you 37 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,730 How? -just say it 38 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:51,400 better you get up, from me 39 00:05:51,574 --> 00:05:55,134 I do not know ... you're very comfortable 40 00:05:56,174 --> 00:05:59,784 If you do not get up, I'm going to fart 41 00:06:00,174 --> 00:06:03,514 and it will not be silent and it's not going to be cute 42 00:06:05,214 --> 00:06:09,214 do it, serene me. It's my last night as a free man 43 00:06:19,941 --> 00:06:22,611 It's been late. Can I stay here, too? 44 00:06:23,441 --> 00:06:27,441 Do not you want to be with Belinda? - Not before the wedding. Bad luck, remember? 45 00:06:28,231 --> 00:06:31,101 And what about your tuxedo? -Ted has it, you can look for me in the morning 46 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,741 Yeah, so you're not snoring on the church carpet 47 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:39,591 Why did not you let the stripper dance for you? 48 00:06:42,141 --> 00:06:45,911 More beer? -! ! I started drinking beer two hours ago! 49 00:06:46,352 --> 00:06:48,432 Tequila shots! -hell no 50 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,342 You can not drink beer like a ladybug while I sink in tequila 51 00:06:52,442 --> 00:06:55,372 And exactly how does a ladybug drink beer? 52 00:06:59,442 --> 00:07:03,082 and you want tequila ... -Serve, tont n. 53 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:19,242 y ... t ? 54 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:28,092 brinda with me! 55 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:34,739 - bossy little shit -brinda or tell your mother that the stripper put your finger in your ass in front of everyone 56 00:07:35,046 --> 00:07:36,526 the finger, d nde? 57 00:07:38,927 --> 00:07:41,317 ok, ok By Cooper ... 58 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:49,900 that your hair never falls down, your cock always rises and ... 59 00:07:50,993 --> 00:07:53,613 your children never call you cuñaado papa 60 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:59,100 Seriously Coop, be happy 61 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:04,638 and for you, Lewis, that you get everything you want 62 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,550 Another, another! 63 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:21,740 Cooper, no. My body is 90 percent tequila, already. - It's my bachelor party, Lewis. 64 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:27,770 It's fine, but slowly, ok? I need to stop 65 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:38,789 Seriously, I'm sorry about the godfather 66 00:08:43,428 --> 00:08:45,019 I ask three questions! 67 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:51,932 What is that? -We do not ask three questions. No subject is prohibited 68 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:53,918 lie... -Attack? 69 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:56,935 M E N T I R, is not allowed 70 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:00,323 What do you do? 71 00:09:00,152 --> 00:09:06,060 Well, obviously I'm at a slumber party, -You're certainly dressed like one of those ... 72 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:10,284 There is something I want to ask you about a week ago when you arrived in the city 73 00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:12,824 What? 74 00:09:17,634 --> 00:09:22,968 Question one: What is the wildest thing you have done, sexually? 75 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:25,785 Where are we going? 76 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,855 I'm about to commit myself to a woman for the rest of my life 77 00:09:29,913 --> 00:09:34,792 I need to hear something hot and sexy before to tie my cock and hang me 78 00:09:35,563 --> 00:09:37,085 you first 79 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,522 that's against the rules, but ... 80 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:48,057 How many things you can not say just one? 81 00:09:50,343 --> 00:09:55,069 I have it! Do you remember in high school that day in January when we got stuck and we got stuck? 82 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:59,595 Yes, and we sleep in the gym. -if with the rest of the class 83 00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:08,409 And they all mixed, girls and boys and everyone hanging around? -yes 84 00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:17,409 ok, I woke up in the middle of the night and Michelle Beringer was rubbing my dick on my jeans 85 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:22,448 What? -look around, everyone sleeping, even the teachers 86 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:30,896 so she grabbed his head and she went down: timber ... -Shit! 87 00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:35,617 it was like an anaconda swallowing more ... bigger anaconda 88 00:10:35,992 --> 00:10:42,079 -What mand? -I swear I suck my cock right there, between half of 200 students 89 00:10:43,302 --> 00:10:48,712 Did you see her again? -I did not find out she was a second cousin or something like that 90 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,347 but that was a second question, so my answer 91 00:10:56,884 --> 00:11:02,307 ok, you remember Tommy and Linda - of the school? 92 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:08,887 one night... I can not believe I'm telling you this 93 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:17,064 one night he was at his house for dinner they had been married for 9 months 94 00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:22,302 Linda brought the tarot cards, to read my luck 95 00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:35,513 he said a lot of shit, he was going to have success, those things then he said he was going to experience a big change in my life 96 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:45,566 He asked me to read the palm of my hand, to have a clue I trace with my finger my line of life, my line of heart ... 97 00:11:46,842 --> 00:11:59,623 whatever, then his hand slid past my doll, up to my shoulder 98 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:03,533 and what about Tom? -looked, with a smile 99 00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:09,769 and then we all end up on the floor. -What happened? 100 00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:14,808 Did you catch her? - eh yes 101 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,701 The one too? -We both did it 102 00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:22,985 we did DOS 103 00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:26,114 What, at the same time? 104 00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:30,364 Details, now! 105 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:37,883 well ... Tom and I lying on the floor stuck to each other 106 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:45,506 then he put his legs on the others and held the pijas close 107 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:50,300 and her... she felt about us 108 00:12:49,932 --> 00:12:54,901 - Where each one? -the front and I in the back, so to speak 109 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:59,458 j deme! How was it? 110 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:03,047 do not ... get warm in the middle of a flashmob? 111 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,606 Are you fucking me? -No! 112 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:11,059 because if you lie, our relationship ends - it's all true 113 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:16,210 shit, that's a story 114 00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:20,569 shots! -Shots 115 00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:27,875 another story, something weirder, wilder 116 00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:34,914 you first -in the form of a question, please 117 00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:38,998 What else have you done that is sexually insane? 118 00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:44,977 Let's go! 119 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:52,860 the dog licked my balls once. Does that count? - No! Why did you let the dog lick your balls? 120 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,622 well, do not leave it, he took me by surprise 121 00:13:57,269 --> 00:14:02,854 what were you doing so that the dog ... no matter. come on, something else 122 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:11,953 I have nothing -lie 123 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,882 How do you overcome a blowjob among half of 200 people sleeping? 124 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,198 anything else pales in the comparison 125 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:22,347 What about something with your girlfriend? 126 00:14:23,611 --> 00:14:26,180 strict regular coitus, ah 127 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:32,696 my turn. Question two: What have you done, sexually, that would shock me? 128 00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:39,486 better not... 129 00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:41,955 What? It's not fair, why? 130 00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:49,446 I do not want you to think badly of me 131 00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:52,539 I think you're a jerk, now ... so say it 132 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:07,500 we're just telling stories here I promise there's nothing you say that makes me feel different 133 00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:17,887 ok, Tom, from the story, I did not tell you everything -okay 134 00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:28,985 Well, Linda was kissing me, Tom undressed then she kissed him 135 00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:33,143 so he... 136 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,936 he kissed me 137 00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:40,958 Tom kiss you? -yes 138 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:49,578 and then we started kissing and we fell to the floor 139 00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:50,535 and so... 140 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,457 I sucked the cock 141 00:16:08,106 --> 00:16:10,109 How was that? 142 00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:12,712 What? 143 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:16,930 Question three: How was that? suck a cock 144 00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:28,404 it was ... well, fun, easy ... stuck 145 00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:34,867 look... 146 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:48,287 I'm bisexual, I've known it for a while I'm sorry I did not tell you 147 00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:52,549 I did not know how 148 00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:55,713 I have to piss 149 00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:14,510 fucking tequila 150 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,805 put some porn 151 00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:37,068 I saw her... 152 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,116 I saw her... 153 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,828 I saw her 154 00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,623 Are you fucking me with this? 155 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:57,438 I saw her 156 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,187 for another thing 157 00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:04,907 this is all the h tero porn that I have 158 00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:07,707 lie - is everything! 159 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:12,012 everything else is from my personal collection 160 00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:14,388 I do not care. put something else 161 00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:38,600 If it's too much for you, just say it 162 00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,582 dale play grandma, come on 163 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:08,245 I did not know that men could do that 164 00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:14,723 I have to piss again 165 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:25,093 so much meo made me stop 166 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:35,234 That guy's cock is huge! 167 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:43,452 So, how big are you? 168 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:52,370 I do not know, I never med it, tu? 169 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,618 I never meditated on it either 170 00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:01,010 what a pity we do not have a tape 171 00:21:02,324 --> 00:21:03,847 Do not you have a tape? 172 00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:06,639 sorry 173 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:11,676 I always forget my sewing box 174 00:21:15,849 --> 00:21:27,007 when you see a guy in the movie that has your size tell me -okay 175 00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:39,682 the -No no way! 176 00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:45,131 yes, quite similar -This is a whale tail! you do not have it so big 177 00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:49,539 maybe I should show you 178 00:22:07,407 --> 00:22:08,925 it seems that you are right 179 00:22:20,824 --> 00:22:23,113 never touch a guy's cock 180 00:22:24,124 --> 00:22:29,897 It's fine if you want to do it. Do you want to do it? 181 00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:32,818 yes 182 00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,291 never suck a cock before 183 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,398 you can do it if you want Do you want? 184 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,559 -yes 185 00:23:22,555 --> 00:23:26,067 without teeth... - qu ? 186 00:23:28,349 --> 00:23:31,364 that you are not using your teeth -Do you want me to do it? 187 00:23:31,364 --> 00:23:36,487 no no. I just ... you're very good at this 188 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,855 Are you sure you had not done it before? 189 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,924 Drop your pants 190 00:23:50,602 --> 00:23:53,874 I drink a lot of alcohol, I do not think I can stop 191 00:23:54,173 --> 00:23:55,990 let me take care of that 192 00:24:36,595 --> 00:24:38,310 Is it okay? 193 00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:41,718 Yes, I was close 194 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:45,526 Then Lewis one, the boy of the zero whiskey 195 00:24:52,019 --> 00:24:54,363 what's wrong, let me kiss you 196 00:24:54,557 --> 00:24:56,775 I do not want to do that 197 00:24:58,137 --> 00:25:02,725 You just put my cock in my mouth ... And you will not let me kiss you? 198 00:25:03,609 --> 00:25:07,103 it's different 199 00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:10,170 How? 200 00:25:10,037 --> 00:25:16,575 the kisses are more ... I want to reserve that 201 00:25:17,527 --> 00:25:19,139 okay 202 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:27,409 I want to do it again -safe 203 00:25:43,595 --> 00:25:45,424 What time is it? 204 00:25:48,991 --> 00:25:50,570 6:25 205 00:25:52,779 --> 00:25:55,342 I should get up and take a shower 206 00:25:56,932 --> 00:26:00,855 Yes, because it's like five hours 207 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:40,002 He knew that the affair was doomed from the beginning Jack had a beautiful wife 208 00:26:40,273 --> 00:26:44,194 two handsome children and a private plantation 209 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,636 I would never abandon that for me 210 00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:50,639 and I'd really be a fool to do it 211 00:26:55,139 --> 00:27:00,457 but he sowed a seed in me a seed that burns deep within m 212 00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:05,702 I should have it, whatever it may be 213 00:27:19,078 --> 00:27:20,451 just kidding 214 00:27:26,721 --> 00:27:28,427 that was fast 215 00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:30,755 -to take out the drowsiness 216 00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:39,955 ok, I know this is stupid, but I have to ask 217 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,114 Did we do something not sure? 218 00:27:43,341 --> 00:27:45,374 -We gave Ted the key to the minibar 219 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:50,877 -I'm serious -Don't worry, you're fine. It was only introduction to homosexuality level one 220 00:27:51,862 --> 00:27:54,521 Pasey pass? - the oral exam? yes 221 00:27:54,514 --> 00:27:56,644 -Ok, fine 222 00:27:56,752 --> 00:27:59,066 just wait for the advanced classes to start 223 00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:04,263 Lewis, this can not happen again 224 00:28:06,813 --> 00:28:09,372 Do you want to pray? -What? 225 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,948 Does this mean you do not want the 50 dollars? -do not 226 00:28:12,849 --> 00:28:16,585 -I'm sorry I'm not used to so much drama for my tricks 227 00:28:16,585 --> 00:28:18,490 -you're a boludo 228 00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:23,634 the word you are looking for is silly, not boludo Now put on something nice and go find breakfast 229 00:28:23,634 --> 00:28:28,600 Lewis, can we be serious for a minute? -okay 230 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,933 let's hear it. 231 00:28:29,933 --> 00:28:31,655 -Listen to what? 232 00:28:33,122 --> 00:28:39,303 I'm not gay, I like women, I was just ... two points choose one of the following: 233 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:42,998 a: curious b: drunk c: hot 234 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,612 followed by ... there was a mouth available in the room 235 00:28:46,612 --> 00:28:51,145 Lewis, I liked it. okay? 236 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,091 I would not have done it in any other way but today I got married 237 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,494 oh, I should put it as an option 238 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:02,911 Look, I'm not going to go crazy, I'm not going to run away 239 00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:07,657 and I will not say that we can not be friends anymore you're my best friend 240 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,508 and if something happens, this makes me feel closer to you 241 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,152 except for the kisses 242 00:29:14,527 --> 00:29:17,690 Well, I have to reserve something for my wife 243 00:29:17,743 --> 00:29:21,282 ok, she can have your feet. I do not like the feet 244 00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:25,547 the feet are suspicious, never look into the eyes 245 00:29:25,813 --> 00:29:29,826 -Lewis, it was fun, and I'm glad it was with you 246 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:31,444 but once is enough 247 00:29:31,632 --> 00:29:33,580 -You can not stop in one! 248 00:29:33,601 --> 00:29:35,886 think of me as your personal package of french fries 249 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:38,672 Do the two go crazy with my fingers? 250 00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:40,684 good that, boy h tero 251 00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:50,606 Hey, Ted. Yes, I'm Cooper. I need you to come look for me at the hotel 252 00:29:51,725 --> 00:29:53,975 Yes, I got drunk and fell asleep 253 00:29:54,615 --> 00:29:59,455 Good OK. It will be ready in a few minutes 254 00:30:09,371 --> 00:30:10,639 I have to go 255 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:15,750 Friends? 256 00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:16,946 Of course 257 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,659 With benefits? -Boludo 258 00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:21,474 Ok, goodbye kiss! 259 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,979 better a hug 260 00:30:24,318 --> 00:30:25,893 I agree 261 00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:35,524 I see you later. -S . 262 00:30:36,685 --> 00:30:39,275 you have breath to at n 263 00:30:42,386 --> 00:30:43,573 I love you Lewis 264 00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:46,364 I love you Coop 265 00:32:11,786 --> 00:32:15,201 after 266 00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:19,008 of four years 267 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,374 What are you doing? 268 00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,279 testing the skills of my camera 269 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:40,336 Are we changing our profession? 270 00:32:40,355 --> 00:32:45,235 no, I thought about making a sexy video with my wife, but I wanted to try it first, then delete it 271 00:32:45,235 --> 00:32:47,087 it's an expensive erotic toy 272 00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:48,978 I bought it for the baby 273 00:32:48,978 --> 00:32:52,835 -Does the baby need an erotic toy? -the birth. I will record the birth 274 00:32:52,835 --> 00:32:57,352 you're right, that would be a sexy video, or it's only the third act in history 275 00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,707 boludo 276 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:01,712 my wife read your last book 277 00:33:01,862 --> 00:33:03,615 everyboby says the same 278 00:33:04,256 --> 00:33:06,760 When will it be? -a couple of weeks ago 279 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,513 Congratulations 280 00:33:08,513 --> 00:33:11,883 Thank you. Let's make a toast, Shots! 281 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,326 You will have to do it without me 282 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,659 What? we have to provide 283 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,599 we go -ac let's go 284 00:33:24,845 --> 00:33:30,336 -too much for me -that is the point 285 00:33:31,947 --> 00:33:33,032 taking 286 00:33:35,155 --> 00:33:37,326 for my son 287 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,167 Do you already know the sex? 288 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,665 if for a while 289 00:33:40,703 --> 00:33:44,779 you did'nt tell me anything. Are you excited? - not yet, but I'm about 290 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:51,608 salt, I was referring to the baby, to be a father, to have a child 291 00:33:55,277 --> 00:33:59,234 very excited, I could shit a cow 292 00:34:05,783 --> 00:34:08,240 all parents get nervous 293 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,701 And if I sit on top of him? 294 00:34:14,782 --> 00:34:18,019 Why would you sit on it? -not intentionally. 295 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:25,987 I want to be a good father, Lewis. The best. I have to be 296 00:34:27,825 --> 00:34:33,138 Cooper, you're a sweet, loving man. You will be a good father 297 00:34:33,547 --> 00:34:34,932 Do you believe that? 298 00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:38,589 Of course 299 00:34:39,192 --> 00:34:44,501 I do not want to screw it -then do not tell him his dad is a chupapija 300 00:34:50,526 --> 00:34:56,192 I do not know what is occupying that head of yours -Did you know that my dad abandoned us? 301 00:34:57,009 --> 00:35:00,256 Yes, when we came back from France 302 00:35:02,838 --> 00:35:04,871 never said goodbye 303 00:35:05,696 --> 00:35:11,524 he just left. I thought it was because of me I did something wrong. Still today 304 00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:18,377 It's like he put a bad thought in my head. I will not run away 305 00:35:20,627 --> 00:35:25,128 You will be a wonderful father, Coop. The best 306 00:35:26,922 --> 00:35:30,228 Thanks Lewis, you always say smart things 307 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,500 Yes I know 308 00:35:33,124 --> 00:35:36,129 I have a very handsome younger brother 309 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:42,507 When we were kids, people told him "you're so beautiful". 310 00:35:42,838 --> 00:35:48,150 and then they looked at me and said "you must be the smart one" 311 00:35:48,155 --> 00:35:52,592 Hey, we can not all be fairies someone has to be the athlete 312 00:35:53,628 --> 00:35:54,625 camera 313 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,309 qu tate the shirt 314 00:36:04,882 --> 00:36:06,482 you are a pervert. Did you know that? 315 00:36:06,859 --> 00:36:08,231 It must like you! 316 00:36:08,231 --> 00:36:12,915 You have never missed an anniversary for four years. The pants! 317 00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:18,343 Birthday anniversary! They are silk wedding, no? 318 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,792 I would answer that, but I think you would feel insulted 319 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,324 go to bed 320 00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:31,369 I want another drink, tu? 321 00:36:32,247 --> 00:36:33,667 I'm fine 322 00:36:34,811 --> 00:36:36,702 hold this 323 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,547 Coop, what do you say to your wife? 324 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,304 What do you mean? 325 00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:51,547 Well, every year for four years, we meet in the same hotel 326 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:55,646 It's the day before your anniversary. What does she think? 327 00:36:56,599 --> 00:37:02,959 I tell him that a friend is sick in the hospital, that I have to go see him. So far, four of my best friends have died 328 00:37:03,616 --> 00:37:06,427 It's strange, are you stupid? 329 00:37:06,812 --> 00:37:11,126 -No, it's just confident 330 00:37:12,985 --> 00:37:14,885 Are you sure you do not want another drink? 331 00:37:18,210 --> 00:37:20,295 Why do you take so much before? 332 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:24,803 Before? -before... 333 00:37:25,073 --> 00:37:29,488 -Well, it relaxes me - Why do you need to relax? 334 00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:42,052 face up 335 00:37:45,295 --> 00:37:46,894 play with you 336 00:37:47,774 --> 00:37:52,367 Do you have any preference with what hand? -no more talk. Do it 337 00:37:52,409 --> 00:37:53,691 What are you going to do with this recording? 338 00:37:53,691 --> 00:37:56,506 let's go to see her - and then what? 339 00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:58,388 Then, let's take 340 00:37:59,253 --> 00:38:03,812 I thought you did not fuck -I'm going to fuck you. You are not going to fuck me 341 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:06,809 oh, here I can not give you anything 342 00:38:08,212 --> 00:38:09,274 Talk! 343 00:38:10,453 --> 00:38:11,901 What do you want me to say? 344 00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:13,521 sexy things 345 00:38:15,656 --> 00:38:19,434 just do not make me claim big charges like the last time -Let's go! 346 00:38:29,461 --> 00:38:32,482 Do you like what you see? -Yes 347 00:38:34,799 --> 00:38:37,476 Does it excite? -shit, yes 348 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:45,292 Do not you want to focus down? -do not 349 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,466 a cock is a cock. Your face is sexy 350 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,143 Show me how much you warm up 351 00:39:08,942 --> 00:39:12,297 Are you near? -yes 352 00:39:12,681 --> 00:39:14,521 Shit! Do not finish yet 353 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:18,094 Who is it? 354 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,007 -my wife 355 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,314 -You're not going to attend? 356 00:39:26,478 --> 00:39:27,664 -do not 357 00:39:29,728 --> 00:39:31,938 Now, where were we? 358 00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:35,769 no no. Enough. -Let's go! 359 00:39:36,989 --> 00:39:38,196 -sorry 360 00:39:50,354 --> 00:39:54,372 -do not be mad -Who is mad? 361 00:39:55,804 --> 00:40:00,805 -Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's the boy sitting in the chair with long face 362 00:40:02,087 --> 00:40:03,706 -you're wrong 363 00:40:05,349 --> 00:40:08,953 -I do not think so. Come here 364 00:40:11,099 --> 00:40:12,702 Come here! 365 00:40:24,071 --> 00:40:25,504 -sorry 366 00:40:30,088 --> 00:40:33,881 -I like it when we're together, really 367 00:40:35,677 --> 00:40:41,146 but you can not expect me to get excited when your wife calls asking where are you 368 00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:45,919 - She's not here, Lewis. You are here and I am. We 369 00:40:45,919 --> 00:40:52,335 one day a year. A pause in our lives. how to turn off the lights in the world 370 00:40:52,335 --> 00:40:58,811 for a day. We have a day to wallow, sweat to squeeze no matter what else 371 00:41:00,509 --> 00:41:02,426 -but... -It's crazy in the store, Lewis. 372 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:06,900 control stock, personnel, deliveries 373 00:41:07,775 --> 00:41:11,351 all depending on me, measuring everything I do 374 00:41:12,217 --> 00:41:16,935 you write romance novels, you create characters, you invent the words that say 375 00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:23,197 Do not you want to take a day a year and say "fuck it"? "I want To throw myself in a bed and to take all the day? 376 00:41:24,946 --> 00:41:28,214 -I'm not in a relationship, I do not have to be an adult 377 00:41:28,391 --> 00:41:30,184 -Well, I do not want to be the adult, either. 378 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,922 Soon it will be everything that will be 379 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,965 your turn 380 00:41:47,065 --> 00:41:50,700 what do you want me to do -arrod llate 381 00:41:55,290 --> 00:41:57,891 Well, I like you so 382 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,544 -What do you want me to do? 383 00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:01,847 -ll mame sir or 384 00:42:02,783 --> 00:42:05,570 -hey, you said you did not want to be the adult 385 00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:11,039 Do it, call me sir or I'll start to describe naked ugly people 386 00:42:13,112 --> 00:42:19,534 -shit, ok. What do you want me to do, sir? 387 00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:35,926 Can I touch myself, sir? -yes 388 00:42:46,863 --> 00:42:51,447 Hey, Coop. Should not we be feeling? 389 00:43:23,647 --> 00:43:25,305 Who is it? 390 00:43:25,305 --> 00:43:29,614 the maid. I'm sorry if I interrupt, I have the night shift 391 00:43:30,321 --> 00:43:38,024 -ok ... the room is fine -I'll do it as fast as I can, it'll only take a few minutes 392 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:43,452 It's fine, just make it as fast as possible. - yes sir 393 00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:50,294 -Do you want me to tent the bed, sir? -No! no, it's fine Thank you 394 00:45:22,707 --> 00:45:23,968 - You're ready, sir 395 00:45:26,563 --> 00:45:29,897 well thanks -at your service 396 00:45:34,478 --> 00:45:35,901 We wrote that? 397 00:45:42,846 --> 00:45:46,627 What was hot! -I hope you liked it 398 00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:51,750 sometimes I think you're kind of scary sick - Always kicking in my high heels 399 00:45:53,502 --> 00:45:55,155 -I wish you had done it 400 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:57,788 -When you heat up, you're 401 00:45:58,417 --> 00:46:01,748 I have something for you -I'm sure you have it, is not it? 402 00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:05,536 -s it's not your birthday, but I brought you a gift 403 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,381 -sweet mine 404 00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:11,068 Why do not you try it, to see if you have it? 405 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:14,606 -I think I'll stay. You know my size 406 00:46:19,892 --> 00:46:24,089 No underpants! Someone became an adventurer! -c llate and ch pamela 407 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:26,289 -s , daddy 408 00:46:27,435 --> 00:46:29,719 -Lewis ... do not say that 409 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,861 -no, I'm sorry, bad m a 410 00:46:48,841 --> 00:46:51,309 -Shit! what pario 411 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:59,944 -Is your wife again? -no matter 412 00:47:03,427 --> 00:47:04,991 -Now, where are you going? 413 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,340 -a "shrunken city" -Is it close to "villa empingada"? 414 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,396 -no, not today. 415 00:47:20,652 --> 00:47:22,780 I want a recognition for this 416 00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:30,331 What do you want me to do? 417 00:47:31,230 --> 00:47:34,396 You know that it is a situation that we will have to face every so often 418 00:47:34,536 --> 00:47:37,290 I do not get mad when your mom called last year 419 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:44,193 - I was having a heart attack! -no, I was just suffering from indigestion 420 00:47:45,539 --> 00:47:49,159 -I was lying in the shower in a fetal position 421 00:47:49,188 --> 00:47:54,039 calling and farting. Seriously, who drinks a smotie in the shower? 422 00:47:55,090 --> 00:48:02,005 -The point is that I thought he died -and you, too, if your ass had teeth I would have cut my ass 423 00:48:03,196 --> 00:48:04,654 -then, why did not you go? 424 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,703 -shots! 425 00:48:12,775 --> 00:48:15,111 I brought this just in case 426 00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:17,176 -oh, the good 427 00:48:20,008 --> 00:48:21,353 -forget those 428 00:48:26,325 --> 00:48:31,964 -You're a Boy Scout, before I had to force you to you drink with me 429 00:48:32,091 --> 00:48:34,665 -I know you very well -yes 430 00:48:38,514 --> 00:48:42,497 -have you tried the kiss shot? -no, what is that? 431 00:48:42,834 --> 00:48:47,381 -I am in my mouth, I pass it to yours and so we share 432 00:48:48,234 --> 00:48:49,650 -Ashameful! 433 00:48:49,846 --> 00:48:56,340 -Oh, come on. Give it a try Or your sense of adventure is Does it end with not wearing underwear? 434 00:48:56,270 --> 00:49:00,107 -that is kissing - only better! With liquor 435 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:05,660 -Lewis, how many times do I have to say it. No kisses, even with alcohol 436 00:49:05,788 --> 00:49:12,169 -sc chame, do not let me fuck you, I think the least I deserve is a kiss 437 00:49:12,138 --> 00:49:19,802 a simple kiss It's not a big order for three years of penetration 438 00:49:19,944 --> 00:49:22,552 -cache, ok - Really? 439 00:49:22,312 --> 00:49:26,945 -with alcohol -this is an anniversary gift 440 00:49:27,310 --> 00:49:29,610 Of course it's not silk 441 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:31,380 -c llate and serve 442 00:49:37,389 --> 00:49:39,273 go to the bar 443 00:49:49,045 --> 00:49:52,510 well, make your move 444 00:50:30,502 --> 00:50:35,973 Yes, I know. -It was something strong 445 00:50:37,355 --> 00:50:39,066 -Other? 446 00:50:41,174 --> 00:50:43,153 -no no. 447 00:50:50,738 --> 00:50:53,457 Can not you admit that you felt something new? 448 00:50:53,601 --> 00:50:55,013 -Who what? 449 00:50:55,925 --> 00:50:58,290 -I do not know. a spark 450 00:50:58,315 --> 00:51:01,143 -I do not like to kiss, Lewis. I have already told you 451 00:51:01,151 --> 00:51:02,638 yes, but ... 452 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:06,943 -I do not even kiss my wife. 453 00:51:32,718 --> 00:51:35,755 Do you remember what I said the first time you wanted to kiss me? 454 00:51:36,514 --> 00:51:42,515 -s , you said that it was something very intimate, that you wanted to reserve it 455 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:46,451 -You never asked me who was reserving it 456 00:51:47,886 --> 00:51:53,943 -I had better questions that year, but I figured you saved it for your wife 457 00:51:54,287 --> 00:52:03,594 -I thought so, but even when we were boyfriends, at the wedding, I knew it was not for her 458 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:05,405 -That it was not for her? 459 00:52:06,302 --> 00:52:11,680 -The intimacy. The person with whom I can share my soul, with whom to be one 460 00:52:13,424 --> 00:52:17,911 Do not get me wrong, I love her. I really love her. She is going to be the mother of my son 461 00:52:19,685 --> 00:52:21,540 but ... it's not my other half 462 00:52:21,608 --> 00:52:27,267 It does not complement me. -Complete? like your mechanical orange stocking in your ass? 463 00:52:27,935 --> 00:52:33,954 no, my wife has these romantic audiobooks listen to them when we go to sleep 464 00:52:34,126 --> 00:52:35,714 even one of yours once 465 00:52:36,804 --> 00:52:39,198 Have you ever taken a romance library? 466 00:52:39,508 --> 00:52:41,912 -I've caught OVER a romance library. 467 00:52:43,550 --> 00:52:45,688 -Look up a librarian 468 00:52:46,586 --> 00:52:50,004 So, are you afraid of intimacy? 469 00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:53,740 -of finding intimacy, especially now 470 00:52:55,072 --> 00:52:58,771 I'm married, Lewis, with a son on the way 471 00:53:00,424 --> 00:53:04,599 what happens if I find the person with the What am I supposed to be? 472 00:53:05,694 --> 00:53:06,860 pi nsalo 473 00:53:07,816 --> 00:53:09,925 -And you think it could be me? 474 00:53:12,201 --> 00:53:15,131 -wait. Are you afraid it could be me? 475 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,305 You made a very dramatic exit to be a h tero 476 00:53:30,446 --> 00:53:33,905 I ask three questions -shit, not now Lewis 477 00:53:35,226 --> 00:53:41,682 -the rules of the three questions. The game can be started at any time a year by any player 478 00:53:41,682 --> 00:53:44,337 it does not refuse and there is no time out 479 00:53:44,839 --> 00:53:45,937 -shit 480 00:53:46,034 --> 00:53:48,806 -your game, your rules. -Ok, go. 481 00:53:49,007 --> 00:53:52,804 -We have been together in the biblical sense four times already 482 00:53:53,399 --> 00:53:55,429 question one: -Make it 483 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:58,196 -Do you consider yourself gay or bi? 484 00:54:00,121 --> 00:54:01,846 -any. I am a h tero 485 00:54:02,059 --> 00:54:05,178 -But you can take more of my cock in your throat that a porn star 486 00:54:05,184 --> 00:54:08,538 -hot my ass as a mason 487 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,361 Question two: How can you consider yourself a hætero? 488 00:54:13,039 --> 00:54:15,849 asks one: How can you consider yourself bi? 489 00:54:15,849 --> 00:54:17,229 -What are you talking about? 490 00:54:17,229 --> 00:54:23,909 -In my bachelor party you said you were bisexual, and since then every relationship what do you tell me is with a man 491 00:54:25,186 --> 00:54:30,526 -It is an evolution. From h tero to curious, to bisexual and to gay 492 00:54:30,526 --> 00:54:34,963 I call it the way of jumping outside. I took it from something that Ricky Martin said 493 00:54:36,479 --> 00:54:38,731 -then you're gay -yes 494 00:54:38,946 --> 00:54:41,628 and you're a h tero -yes 495 00:54:41,854 --> 00:54:46,526 -But I can admit that I'm gay. Why can not you ...? -I like women. Lewis. I always liked them 496 00:54:46,712 --> 00:54:49,579 I just like to suck a cock every once in a while 497 00:54:49,796 --> 00:54:52,011 -Have you had sex with another man besides me? 498 00:54:52,059 --> 00:54:58,064 do not. Why do you think I come here once a year? to get these urgencies out of my system 499 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,887 -I'm a gay liberator of pressure now 500 00:55:00,887 --> 00:55:05,766 -no, you're my best friend, I could not do it with anyone else 501 00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:14,763 -You know what I think? I think you're a bisexual with preference for women 502 00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:20,387 -We can agree on that? fifty and fifty... 503 00:55:20,993 --> 00:55:23,127 -Terminating this would not kill you 504 00:55:23,457 --> 00:55:29,834 -and try to see how to justify ... -Because we need to justify? 505 00:55:29,834 --> 00:55:34,340 -Just let's have fun, let's get the shit out in the real world 506 00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:38,492 -I think you're the one who brings the real world here 507 00:55:38,492 --> 00:55:46,539 with that "I do not kiss" mantra. if you really think that this hotel room is fantasilandia 508 00:55:46,539 --> 00:55:54,921 a kiss would mean nothing, opening your legs would not mean anything is bi ... -h tero 509 00:55:54,921 --> 00:55:57,548 -it would not mean anything ... -We can leave it? 510 00:55:57,548 --> 00:56:03,138 -all I want is some oral sex. "hand to hand". not that you analyze me while I do it 511 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:07,491 -thought that I was the chemist and you the hero 512 00:56:08,921 --> 00:56:11,118 -Let's say I have father problems 513 00:56:12,058 --> 00:56:14,862 -ok, I'm sorry 514 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,807 -of those who could pay the roof of my analyst 515 00:56:19,927 --> 00:56:22,676 -You have your doctor on my forehead 516 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:28,711 shots? 517 00:56:30,057 --> 00:56:30,926 -do not. 518 00:56:38,571 --> 00:56:40,562 -You have two questions to ask me 519 00:56:40,562 --> 00:56:42,648 -I do not want to play 520 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,616 -Let's go! 521 00:56:45,707 --> 00:56:47,847 -What is your favorite color? 522 00:56:49,255 --> 00:56:52,049 -What kind of music? -As you like 523 00:56:57,387 --> 00:57:00,038 hey, do you recognize her? 524 00:57:01,873 --> 00:57:04,806 -it's the song we dance at my reception 525 00:57:07,650 --> 00:57:10,851 come on Lewis, it's to use 526 00:57:35,822 --> 00:57:41,054 -this is cute -s , it is 527 00:57:48,372 --> 00:57:51,378 -I could have sworn you did not have a romantic hair 528 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:54,453 -You can put this in your books 529 00:57:54,808 --> 00:57:57,257 I give you my permission -Thank you 530 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,858 -All I ask is a couple of scenes with girls 531 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:05,472 -this scene is very corny for a book 532 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,422 -It would be better in a melodramatic work 533 00:58:12,103 --> 00:58:14,743 or for a boring independent movie 534 00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:16,451 -sweet insecure 535 00:58:17,967 --> 00:58:19,055 -no I'm not 536 00:58:20,228 --> 00:58:21,964 -sleep to someone is 537 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:31,433 -and a police scene? -c llate 538 00:58:35,347 --> 00:58:43,166 You are not bad dance. Where did you learn? -When you have two older sisters without a father, you have to learn to dance 539 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,907 -Refined? 540 00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:54,021 -Good reclined! 541 00:58:57,753 --> 00:59:03,092 -And you? -My grandmother Rose 542 00:59:03,031 --> 00:59:04,817 - did I mention it? 543 00:59:05,591 --> 00:59:06,589 -do not 544 00:59:07,331 --> 00:59:10,866 -Live alone in a big house 545 00:59:14,974 --> 00:59:20,696 on the second floor, at the end of the hall there was a closed door, and 546 00:59:20,696 --> 00:59:26,109 when I asked him what was inside put his finger on his lips 547 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:29,566 and one day 548 00:59:29,705 --> 00:59:37,103 when we were alone, he showed me an old key that was hanging from a blue ribbon on his neck 549 00:59:37,103 --> 00:59:43,953 and he said: "Lewis, do you want to see what's in the secret room?" 550 00:59:44,449 --> 00:59:48,527 I almost peed when I was opening the door 551 00:59:49,517 --> 00:59:51,474 -Y? What was inside? 552 00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,941 -other room 553 00:59:55,163 --> 00:59:56,393 -Is that all? 554 00:59:56,653 --> 00:59:58,079 -No! 555 01:00:04,645 --> 01:00:13,919 -it was a very luxurious room, the rose in a big bed, curtains of gripi in the windows. Pink paper on the wall 556 01:00:13,968 --> 01:00:16,136 an old dress table 557 01:00:17,494 --> 01:00:24,000 and there was a huge chimney with crying cupids carved in marble 558 01:00:24,556 --> 01:00:29,928 and on the longest wall piled on the floor, almost to the ceiling 559 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:35,376 There were hat boxes. Towers and towers of hat boxes 560 01:00:36,201 --> 01:00:39,042 Grandma Rose told me to look inside 561 01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:44,535 Take a box, take off the lid and inside 562 01:00:48,267 --> 01:00:50,399 -had a human head -What! 563 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:53,530 -ok, you're paying attention 564 01:00:54,463 --> 01:00:55,872 -boludo! 565 01:00:57,283 --> 01:01:04,182 There was a hat inside, of course It was felt purple, with feathers 566 01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:06,328 It looked very new 567 01:01:07,276 --> 01:01:10,763 and with him there was a book. A romantic book 568 01:01:11,962 --> 01:01:16,752 -had the same in each box that abr . Hats and books 569 01:01:17,229 --> 01:01:20,705 Grandma Rose told me that after my grandfather died 570 01:01:21,463 --> 01:01:26,933 every few months he went to the city and bought a hat and a book 571 01:01:27,568 --> 01:01:32,240 then, after dinner he sat in the dressoir 572 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,394 she put on makeup, she put on her best dress the hat 573 01:01:36,932 --> 01:01:40,836 and he sat in the chair next to the window to read their stories 574 01:01:41,784 --> 01:01:48,465 his favorite hat was pale pink with green pearls 575 01:01:48,606 --> 01:01:53,418 and his favorite book was called "Tales of True Love and Romance" 576 01:01:55,355 --> 01:01:59,395 every time we were alone we went to the secret room 577 01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:01,155 we put on a hat 578 01:02:01,372 --> 01:02:03,446 and we danced with the radio 579 01:02:08,127 --> 01:02:10,000 when he died 580 01:02:11,299 --> 01:02:12,945 pack your things 581 01:02:14,366 --> 01:02:17,155 He rummaged through the house looking for the room key 582 01:02:18,979 --> 01:02:21,141 I was afraid that she would be buried with her 583 01:02:22,433 --> 01:02:23,224 but finally 584 01:02:24,026 --> 01:02:25,341 I found it 585 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:29,520 It was the first time I opened the room myself 586 01:02:30,412 --> 01:02:33,276 I was so nervous, my fingers were shaking 587 01:02:35,446 --> 01:02:39,710 It was the same, exactly the same 588 01:02:41,204 --> 01:02:44,106 but when I opened one of the hat boxes 589 01:02:44,444 --> 01:02:50,787 It was empty, except for one page of a book. Your favorite book 590 01:02:53,155 --> 01:02:55,393 opened each box, Coop 591 01:02:57,179 --> 01:03:00,102 I wanted to find the pink hat with pearls 592 01:03:02,034 --> 01:03:03,588 they were all empty 593 01:03:03,969 --> 01:03:09,100 all empty except for the leaves torn from "Tales of True Love and Romance" 594 01:03:12,071 --> 01:03:13,872 That was when I noticed it. 595 01:03:15,326 --> 01:03:17,174 in the fireplace, 596 01:03:18,655 --> 01:03:20,972 under the cupids crying 597 01:03:22,725 --> 01:03:26,813 a strip of pearls among the ashes 598 01:03:29,297 --> 01:03:31,581 she burned her hats 599 01:03:32,944 --> 01:03:34,367 everyone 600 01:03:40,659 --> 01:03:48,172 in the mirror of the dressoir I had a picture of her holding her book it looked sad 601 01:03:50,902 --> 01:03:52,675 on the reverse he wrote: 602 01:03:53,485 --> 01:03:56,353 you can not find love in a closed room, Lewis 603 01:03:57,121 --> 01:04:00,712 you can read about life or you can live it 604 01:04:01,896 --> 01:04:05,356 be happy. Grandmother Rose 605 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:08,825 -or can you write about it? 606 01:04:15,871 --> 01:04:18,542 -Let's go, Lewis. Let's live. 607 01:04:53,031 --> 01:04:56,004 Coop, are you ... -s , yes. Just do it 608 01:05:26,594 --> 01:05:29,543 breathe, just breathe 609 01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:48,801 How do you feel? 610 01:05:57,803 --> 01:05:59,837 sorry Sorry 611 01:06:24,259 --> 01:06:26,081 Lewis, Lewis 612 01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:29,011 s cala, s cala 613 01:06:30,755 --> 01:06:32,234 Oh God 614 01:06:47,138 --> 01:06:50,823 Cooper? hey Coop - qu ? 615 01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:55,008 -It's fine, man. Sometimes there is shit 616 01:06:56,618 --> 01:06:58,043 -That's not funny 617 01:07:01,073 --> 01:07:03,208 -It's my fault, I should prepare you 618 01:07:07,196 --> 01:07:08,434 - c mo? 619 01:07:18,548 --> 01:07:19,867 -Day me in 620 01:07:24,831 --> 01:07:27,850 ok, now put warm water 621 01:07:30,311 --> 01:07:33,576 -vac a this and then rell nalo to the top - up to the top? 622 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,332 - You will be fine! 623 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,542 Now put the pump in the funnel 624 01:07:39,209 --> 01:07:41,424 - ves this tip? -yes 625 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,572 -d blate -What? 626 01:07:45,192 --> 01:07:48,458 -You heard me. T mate your ankles and open big 627 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,286 -Not yet 628 01:07:55,216 --> 01:07:56,374 -it is cold! 629 01:07:56,374 --> 01:08:00,052 - Commit yourself as a man! - Until twenty-five minutes ago it was 630 01:08:00,052 --> 01:08:01,969 -ok, now sit down 631 01:08:05,259 --> 01:08:07,274 -I can have privacy, please? 632 01:08:09,744 --> 01:08:11,419 -Rep telo! 633 01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:32,174 "Justin was behind her, the sun making her long hair normally of chestnut color ... 634 01:08:32,678 --> 01:08:37,705 "... shine like gold and I felt his heart beating hard 635 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:43,141 "concentrated on each inspiration of his chest" 636 01:08:44,005 --> 01:08:47,680 "I give myself to you, my dear," Justin said. " 637 01:08:47,912 --> 01:08:52,765 "his deep and rumbling voice born inside" 638 01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:57,162 "From this moment I am yours as you are mine 639 01:08:57,617 --> 01:09:01,697 "our names will burn together in our souls" 640 01:09:06,421 --> 01:09:08,008 The sound of success 641 01:09:21,081 --> 01:09:22,593 -How do you feel? 642 01:09:22,855 --> 01:09:25,201 -like with a water park in my ass 643 01:09:26,706 --> 01:09:28,479 -Do you still want to do it? 644 01:09:28,721 --> 01:09:30,751 -I did not get that far to give up now 645 01:09:31,585 --> 01:09:33,551 -Wait, back. 646 01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:52,625 -te essay 647 01:10:04,007 --> 01:10:07,268 -oh, if you look me in the eyes! 648 01:10:31,063 --> 01:10:34,121 How is it going? Does it feel good? 649 01:10:36,814 --> 01:10:38,897 I think that if 650 01:10:40,314 --> 01:10:43,788 it feels so good. I never thought that this could happen 651 01:10:43,892 --> 01:10:45,686 -Lewis 652 01:10:46,698 --> 01:10:48,126 -you are so close ... 653 01:10:48,463 --> 01:10:51,416 -Lewis ... -It's like picking a lock 654 01:10:51,488 --> 01:10:53,852 -Lewis -What? 655 01:10:53,852 --> 01:10:55,741 -Do you shut up the fucking mouth? 656 01:10:56,314 --> 01:10:58,377 Oh, yes. 657 01:11:05,423 --> 01:11:06,726 -Shit! 658 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,628 -Lewis 659 01:11:30,622 --> 01:11:31,981 Lewis ... 660 01:11:32,969 --> 01:11:34,744 Lewis, get up 661 01:11:43,738 --> 01:11:46,242 -Cooper, are you okay? 662 01:11:49,564 --> 01:11:51,024 Coop? 663 01:12:03,288 --> 01:12:04,840 Are you okay? 664 01:12:06,317 --> 01:12:07,677 - puta mother! 665 01:12:08,603 --> 01:12:11,634 Hi, I did not have the phone, why? 666 01:12:14,553 --> 01:12:15,882 ... when? 667 01:12:17,070 --> 01:12:18,219 ... is it okay? ... 668 01:12:22,259 --> 01:12:23,921 ... and how is the baby? ... 669 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,025 ... at what hospital? ... 670 01:12:31,426 --> 01:12:34,614 ...Ok, fine. I'm on my way. 671 01:12:37,889 --> 01:12:39,525 -Is everything okay? 672 01:12:39,602 --> 01:12:43,739 -Of course not, Lewis. The word "hospital" in a conversation phone is not good 673 01:12:47,660 --> 01:12:48,857 is my wife 674 01:12:50,826 --> 01:12:52,529 the baby came premature 675 01:12:54,742 --> 01:13:04,517 -How did everything go? - There was a cessation, but I know. Both are fine 676 01:13:12,012 --> 01:13:14,413 -I never wanted this to go that far 677 01:13:18,943 --> 01:13:20,917 promise me something, Lewis 678 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:23,570 - qu ? 679 01:13:24,785 --> 01:13:29,617 -promise me that we will never do this again. Never 680 01:13:30,152 --> 01:13:35,283 we can get together for dinner or for drinks ... -or for a cigar 681 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:38,728 -yes 682 01:13:45,865 --> 01:13:47,440 I love you Lewis 683 01:13:47,812 --> 01:13:49,356 -I love you Coop 684 01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:54,786 - I am a father! 685 01:14:45,993 --> 01:14:48,881 after 686 01:14:50,459 --> 01:14:53,435 one year 687 01:16:03,785 --> 01:16:05,067 Hello... 688 01:16:05,864 --> 01:16:10,829 -hey, Lewis. I'm Coop -I'm companion, where are you? 689 01:16:12,358 --> 01:16:18,503 I've been here two hours -How are you, Lewis? it's good to hear your voice 690 01:16:18,968 --> 01:16:20,147 -tambi n yours 691 01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:26,693 What number is this? I do not recognize. -is home, I lost my cell phone 692 01:16:28,914 --> 01:16:30,842 -Where are you? What's the delay? 693 01:16:32,275 --> 01:16:33,920 -Look, Lewis. I will not go this year 694 01:16:40,047 --> 01:16:41,359 -Because not? 695 01:16:41,505 --> 01:16:44,208 -my sister is visiting, her family is here 696 01:16:46,510 --> 01:16:48,054 -You can not get away? 697 01:16:48,803 --> 01:16:51,317 -I'm having problems with this 698 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:59,787 -I feel guilty -Then you should get on your car and come 699 01:17:01,059 --> 01:17:03,601 here I have the cure for your fault 700 01:17:04,028 --> 01:17:05,179 -What would that be? 701 01:17:05,558 --> 01:17:08,524 -your favorite whiskey and cigars 702 01:17:09,032 --> 01:17:13,891 -You're making me hard -literally, I hope 703 00:17:13,900 --> 01:17:18,823 -God, Lewis, no. I have to be strong 704 01:17:20,332 --> 01:17:23,427 the double blender whiskey? -Of course 705 01:17:24,183 --> 01:17:33,559 -I can not, I'm sorry. We'll have to quit this year. It's not fair to my wife, my family, or to you 706 01:17:35,063 --> 01:17:37,465 -How could it not be fair to me? 707 01:17:38,592 --> 01:17:46,611 -I do not want to give you a wrong idea. Sometimes I think you think this goes to something else and it's not like that 708 01:17:49,968 --> 01:17:56,072 - Did I ever say that I want something more than we do? -Do not 709 01:17:57,869 --> 01:18:00,548 -Then why do you think so? 710 01:18:02,046 --> 01:18:08,624 A moment? Are you waiting for more? -No no. Is not that. I have to be an adult now 711 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:14,158 -You know ... a wise man once told me: 712 01:18:15,453 --> 01:18:22,575 let's take a day a year, and fuck it, let's throw ourselves in bed and take all day 713 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:26,083 What would have happened to that man? 714 01:18:26,956 --> 01:18:32,561 -I somehow ended up with a wife, children, a mortgage and many family responsibilities 715 01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:46,319 -I tell you something. Why do not we go to dinner? a meal, wine ... we do not get together to catch up 716 01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:48,840 that's harmless, is not it? 717 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:50,809 - sin sex? 718 01:18:51,829 --> 01:18:53,250 -less sex 719 01:18:54,283 --> 01:18:56,263 -that sounds right 720 01:18:57,625 --> 01:19:04,273 -and if at dinner it happens that our legs touch and I rub it against yours ... 721 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:08,939 There's nothing wrong with a straw under the table, is it? -shit, Lewis 722 01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,460 Would you do that? -You know that I know, companion 723 01:19:15,405 --> 01:19:18,037 make you bite your lip and sweat 724 01:19:19,218 --> 01:19:23,484 -Just! What do you have? 725 01:19:25,972 --> 01:19:27,383 -jeans and T-shirt 726 01:19:28,552 --> 01:19:30,513 -You're your jeans on your ankles? 727 01:19:33,682 --> 01:19:36,858 -Ah are now -wait 728 01:19:38,771 --> 01:19:42,361 -What do you do? -Close the door of the room 729 01:19:42,878 --> 01:19:46,552 keep talking. What would you do next? 730 01:19:47,705 --> 01:19:49,080 -I take off your shirt 731 01:19:50,519 --> 01:20:00,009 and I slowly caress your chest pinching your nipples and getting closer to me 732 01:20:01,876 --> 01:20:07,432 -s . Are you tough? -s . Y t ? 733 01:20:07,963 --> 01:20:11,139 -I have it in my hand -Is out? 734 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:12,960 -s , do not stop 735 01:20:14,879 --> 01:20:20,628 -I can feel against me, hard and penetrating -yes 736 01:20:22,474 --> 01:20:27,390 -I take it with my hand and I squeeze it as you are doing now 737 01:20:28,973 --> 01:20:33,778 my hand is hot and firm, can you feel it? 738 01:20:34,644 --> 01:20:36,114 -s , I can 739 01:20:37,853 --> 01:20:41,415 -I squeeze you and I kiss you - I do not do that! 740 01:20:41,974 --> 01:20:45,968 -hey, it's a fantasy. You will kiss a monkey if I want. C llate 741 01:20:46,272 --> 01:20:51,166 -ok, fuck. Kiss me, put your tongue in my mouth 742 01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:56,313 -I'm on your back 743 01:20:57,599 --> 01:21:03,454 and I grab your legs apart -D mela Lewis. I love her 744 01:21:05,056 --> 01:21:11,781 -I push it inside you -d mela, Lewis. I can receive it 745 01:21:16,198 --> 01:21:18,077 -I'm catching you 746 01:21:20,336 --> 01:21:27,259 Seeing your lost look -more fast, I need it 747 01:21:28,825 --> 01:21:35,583 -Do you need it, Coop? Do you want it? -s , I dream about that sometimes. Come on Lewis, bomb me 748 01:21:36,449 --> 01:21:37,858 -ru game 749 01:21:38,730 --> 01:21:43,796 - Please, Lewis, t mame. It's yours, it belongs to you 750 01:21:46,017 --> 01:21:51,139 -shit, I'm close. -Want to swim? Lewis, you want ... 751 01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:51,974 - hola? 752 01:21:53,955 --> 01:21:56,264 Cooo, are you on the phone? 753 01:21:57,728 --> 01:22:01,369 -s , Todd. What's up, mate? -Who are you talking to? 754 01:22:02,013 --> 01:22:04,491 -with my friend Lewis. Do you remember? 755 01:22:04,817 --> 01:22:09,283 -do not. -no matter. My sister's son, Lewis 756 01:22:10,830 --> 01:22:14,038 -Hey Todd, how are you? -All right 757 01:22:15,879 --> 01:22:20,016 - Now hang up so Lewis and I can talk, s ? -What are you going to talk about? 758 01:22:20,016 --> 01:22:24,064 -great things -okay bye 759 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:27,044 -adi s, Todd 760 01:22:30,574 --> 01:22:37,148 -It was intense -I know. Does your sister educate them at home? because the child received a lesson 761 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:44,688 -no, I referred to the above. It was very hot -s , it was 762 01:22:47,779 --> 01:22:49,681 -Do you really dream about that? 763 01:22:50,657 --> 01:22:51,846 -sometimes 764 01:22:53,438 --> 01:22:54,992 You're smiling, are not you? 765 01:22:55,483 --> 01:23:00,260 -perhaps -Why? 766 01:23:00,260 --> 01:23:08,002 -Well, it was a short trip from the "do not fuck me" to the "stronger, faster" 767 01:23:09,274 --> 01:23:11,611 -you are a gun 768 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:18,210 -as seems, one with which you dream I repeat, pistol 769 01:23:21,623 --> 01:23:27,364 -so. Do you want to come be abnormal? 770 01:23:32,186 --> 01:23:35,108 Coop? est s ah ? 771 01:23:40,398 --> 01:23:43,602 Coop, what's up? 772 01:23:45,272 --> 01:23:49,221 -Want to see you, Lewis. Really, I miss you 773 01:23:49,974 --> 01:23:51,791 I'm so stupid 774 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:55,479 -do not worry 775 01:23:57,595 --> 01:24:02,262 -I try to do things correctly, but I talk to you and suddenly you're the right thing 776 01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:11,244 -Why do not you come, then? it's still early 777 01:24:14,737 --> 01:24:23,751 -I really would like it, but I can not. I already made plans at home. Sorry 778 01:24:24,755 --> 01:24:27,528 -It's fine, really 779 01:24:28,613 --> 01:24:32,005 you missed one year, there's always the next 780 01:24:33,317 --> 01:24:34,228 Are you still there? 781 01:24:38,938 --> 01:24:40,739 -we will see 782 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:47,459 -I have to go. I love you Lewis -I love you Coop 783 01:25:22,630 --> 01:25:25,287 after 784 01:25:25,491 --> 01:25:29,280 of three years 785 01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:42,979 -Where we are, sir -S , I know. I come here every year 786 01:25:43,076 --> 01:25:47,798 -Really you should like our hotel 787 01:25:53,031 --> 01:25:56,903 -has its charms -Do you want me to take the suitcases to the room? 788 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,098 -do not. No thanks... 789 01:26:02,842 --> 01:26:04,948 -Very well, leave them here 790 01:26:06,052 --> 01:26:07,168 -great 791 01:26:09,709 --> 01:26:13,077 this is for you Thank you, sir. Enjoy your stay 792 01:26:13,227 --> 01:26:14,820 -I always do it 793 01:27:00,003 --> 01:27:02,871 Well, how have you been? 794 01:27:04,308 --> 01:27:06,832 -all right. T ? 795 01:27:08,243 --> 01:27:09,534 -I can not complain 796 01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:13,801 How is the business going? 797 01:27:15,305 --> 01:27:18,517 -very well. I just hired four employees 798 01:27:19,007 --> 01:27:20,206 -great 799 01:27:20,732 --> 01:27:23,301 -shoot shoes and socks, Lewis. Get comfortable 800 01:27:33,305 --> 01:27:36,029 -The children well? -okay. 801 01:27:38,988 --> 01:27:41,847 What is all this? -What do you mean? 802 01:27:41,901 --> 01:27:49,080 -have been here for five minutes, normally my legs would be on your shoulders And you'd be screaming at me, you'd be in my face 803 01:27:49,867 --> 01:27:53,920 this is not the kind of behavior I expected of the man who seduced me years ago 804 01:27:55,122 --> 01:27:57,966 -Well, that's your version of the story, cowboy 805 01:27:58,813 --> 01:28:00,964 You seduced me. Do not forget 806 01:28:01,423 --> 01:28:05,444 -you noticed, did not you? I think you're the smart one 807 01:28:06,196 --> 01:28:07,370 -gun 808 01:28:07,747 --> 01:28:13,084 -On the other hand maybe you're not that smart. Here is a sexy man 809 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:16,696 -reasonably attractive -Do not believe it. Sexy man 810 01:28:16,696 --> 01:28:22,001 naked in bed. Everything for you, and you do not seem ... 811 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:23,752 interested 812 01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:26,976 -oh, I'm interested 813 01:28:29,619 --> 01:28:32,896 -shipping a new toy -I saw it 814 01:28:32,896 --> 01:28:36,241 -I imagined we could play interrogation 815 01:28:36,517 --> 01:28:38,005 -in a moment, maybe 816 01:28:38,005 --> 01:28:40,306 -just follow the path 817 01:28:41,342 --> 01:28:46,941 You've come a long way, have not you? three steps forward -and you're two steps back 818 01:28:47,965 --> 01:28:50,155 It never cost me so much to get between the sheets 819 01:28:51,312 --> 01:28:52,974 but the last years ... 820 01:28:55,853 --> 01:28:57,305 Are you bored with me? 821 01:29:03,566 --> 01:29:05,729 -do not -Then what happens? 822 01:29:06,747 --> 01:29:08,340 -Things are different now 823 01:29:13,772 --> 01:29:14,135 -shit 824 01:29:15,558 --> 01:29:16,626 - very good! 825 01:29:40,530 --> 01:29:42,786 -esp same - yes sir 826 01:29:42,786 --> 01:29:44,402 -do not. I call you, sir 827 01:29:44,402 --> 01:29:48,472 -ok, do you have the keys? -by there 828 01:29:55,594 --> 01:29:58,223 - get rid of that stupidity -abus n 829 01:29:58,223 --> 01:30:00,380 -it's good to be abusive 830 01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:04,149 -You tried condoms, mate? -do not 831 01:30:05,048 --> 01:30:07,653 -Why not? -We will not need them 832 01:30:08,087 --> 01:30:10,500 - qu ? -I do not want to use them this time 833 01:30:11,753 --> 01:30:13,918 -Well ... I do not know -Let's go, let's do this 834 01:30:25,564 --> 01:30:30,790 -Where is the lubricant? -I'm open, smeared and ready to play 835 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:33,443 -Mind me like you're in Disneyland 836 01:30:38,734 --> 01:30:42,043 Shit, is this bigger? -perhaps, unless you've narrowed 837 01:30:41,931 --> 01:30:43,397 -don't fuck 838 01:31:03,270 --> 01:31:04,727 faster, sir 839 01:31:08,364 --> 01:31:10,625 tell me, sir. Do you like it? 840 01:31:10,774 --> 01:31:13,847 -you are the best Coop. The best I've had 841 01:31:15,467 --> 01:31:17,941 How do you feel? -great 842 01:31:22,646 --> 01:31:25,800 -You like my cock in your ass? -I love 843 01:31:25,568 --> 01:31:27,715 I love. I love you 844 01:31:31,535 --> 01:31:33,275 -I said that again 845 01:31:34,663 --> 01:31:36,400 -I love your cock in my ass 846 01:31:44,777 --> 01:31:48,722 -do not. Do not kiss me like that - as how? 847 01:31:49,479 --> 01:31:53,783 -as a distraction. You kissed me to change the subject little bastard 848 01:31:55,537 --> 01:31:57,213 -ok, is the romp over? 849 01:32:00,082 --> 01:32:01,811 Can you get me the handcuffs? 850 01:32:05,856 --> 01:32:08,706 Lewis, su ltame 851 01:32:41,718 --> 01:32:43,913 -Where do you see us in ten years, Coop? 852 01:32:45,349 --> 01:32:50,939 As we join together, in this room every twelve months? -Why not? 853 01:32:52,529 --> 01:32:55,304 -things have changed -What change? 854 01:33:00,249 --> 01:33:01,699 I ask three questions 855 01:33:01,733 --> 01:33:03,831 -shit -I invoke 856 01:33:04,099 --> 01:33:08,581 -Question asks one: You say that things are different now, that they changed 857 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:12,231 We have been dating for years -Following us ...! -What's different? 858 01:33:15,908 --> 01:33:17,531 -I have a boyfriend 859 01:33:20,124 --> 01:33:21,016 -Y? 860 01:33:23,193 --> 01:33:23,918 - Y? 861 01:33:26,203 --> 01:33:27,070 y? 862 01:33:28,523 --> 01:33:30,509 Do you have the eggs to say "Y"? 863 01:33:31,243 --> 01:33:35,400 how many times in the last eight years I've heard you complain 864 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,664 as a hero of Tenesse Williams 865 01:33:37,664 --> 01:33:41,916 "Oh, I'm cheating on my wife, oh I feel so guilty" 866 01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:44,236 "Oh, now fuck me" 867 01:33:46,045 --> 01:33:47,476 I have a boyfriend now 868 01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:52,389 I think you should feel the empathy -This is different! 869 01:33:53,799 --> 01:34:01,516 - and how is it different? -wife and sons. A solid relationship. Not like a boyfriend 870 01:34:02,631 --> 01:34:04,452 - because it is abnormal? 871 01:34:04,452 --> 01:34:12,338 -Of course not, just that is not the same. There is no level of commitment than with a wife 872 01:34:14,223 --> 01:34:17,855 -ah, because gay relationships are not as vivid as h tero? -No! 873 01:34:18,716 --> 01:34:20,855 I mean ... yes 874 01:34:21,833 --> 01:34:25,724 what I mean is that when when you have a girlfriend and not a boyfriend 875 01:34:25,724 --> 01:34:31,637 you end up asking yourself if you live in a parallel world with the same reactions 876 01:34:32,344 --> 01:34:36,717 a boyfriend is a bit of what I always look for 877 01:34:37,074 --> 01:34:39,013 it's a quick straw in the cinema 878 01:34:39,999 --> 01:34:41,380 the wives... 879 01:34:42,298 --> 01:34:45,946 "alb ndigas again", "Is there gas in my car?" 880 01:34:46,856 --> 01:34:49,452 or "you could not scratch the balls in front of my mother" 881 01:34:50,442 --> 01:34:52,067 is what I wanted to say 882 01:34:52,949 --> 01:34:59,431 -s , but ... every time you had doubts I I felt threatened by that need 883 01:35:00,267 --> 01:35:02,026 I think you could do the same 884 01:35:02,026 --> 01:35:07,005 -You always said you wanted to get married asique why should not I marry you? 885 01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:13,369 -That is another question. It's my turn 886 01:35:15,123 --> 01:35:21,849 Question one: Have you slept with some other man? -You asked me years ago 887 01:35:22,858 --> 01:35:25,613 -Well, you've had time to change the answer 888 01:35:27,063 --> 01:35:28,766 Good? -do not 889 01:35:29,473 --> 01:35:32,976 ok, ask two ... -wait, I think there's more ah 890 01:35:32,976 --> 01:35:35,507 - There's no Lewis. The answer is no 891 01:35:36,184 --> 01:35:42,122 -say two: you said I should not mind cheating on my wife Why do you care to cheat on your boyfriend? 892 01:35:44,868 --> 01:35:49,957 -is different. He is sick 893 01:35:52,445 --> 01:35:57,005 -You mean ... Oh shit Lewis, how could you do that? 894 01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:00,949 How can you be with someone who hits you? 895 01:36:01,573 --> 01:36:08,297 -And what about the year you hit me? -They were not crabs, they were lice. My wife stuck them in the children's school. It is acceptable 896 01:36:09,047 --> 01:36:11,868 -I do not know, there's nothing like scratching my balls in front of my mother-in-law 897 01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:27,096 C lmate Coop, you're safe. I would not have done anything we did If I was not absolutely sure 898 01:36:27,489 --> 01:36:33,118 -but there is a risk - Sex is risk, Coop. Forever 899 01:36:36,627 --> 01:36:40,219 -What is it called? your boyfriend 900 01:36:41,823 --> 01:36:45,665 -That is another question -Only answer 901 01:36:47,830 --> 01:36:51,831 -Bernie. His name is Bernie 902 01:36:56,110 --> 01:36:59,883 ok, my turn. Question two: 903 01:37:02,528 --> 01:37:04,753 Did you ever think about leaving your wife? 904 01:37:07,041 --> 01:37:08,107 -yes 905 01:37:10,568 --> 01:37:14,399 - more elaborate answer? -you answered your question 906 01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:17,448 -but not to my satisfaction -That is not part of the game 907 01:37:20,404 --> 01:37:22,954 -Well, ask three ... -no, it's my turn 908 01:37:23,751 --> 01:37:29,224 -s , after this. Question three: Why am I ... the only man you've ever had sex with? 909 01:37:29,933 --> 01:37:34,470 there must be one or two men more attractive than me 910 01:37:35,228 --> 01:37:39,759 - Maybe I like smart ones -really 911 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:50,136 -Lewis, I always thought there was a spark between us I do not know, I can not explain it 912 01:37:51,465 --> 01:37:54,683 something in you always electrifies the skin 913 01:37:54,700 --> 01:38:03,121 my heart hits when I think of you naked. Every expression on your face It is planted in my memory. I do not know why, but it's like that 914 01:38:03,121 --> 01:38:05,472 and you're the only man that makes me feel like that 915 01:38:06,225 --> 01:38:11,814 So I'm gay? I'm bisexual? If he were, would he not feel the same for another man? 916 01:38:12,904 --> 01:38:16,014 Well, no. only with you. Only t 917 01:38:18,853 --> 01:38:23,396 -but you said you loved ... -God is like that. Lewis. I love so much 918 01:38:24,187 --> 01:38:27,561 -It must have been that night 919 01:38:29,032 --> 01:38:32,104 -What night? -that night 920 01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,650 the night I asked you to be together 921 01:38:41,428 --> 01:38:46,286 -s you wanted this I've known for a long time 922 01:38:50,039 --> 01:38:53,683 -You have a wife, Coop. And sons 923 01:38:56,316 --> 01:38:58,296 I would destroy them 924 01:39:01,366 --> 01:39:05,055 they need you - but do not you need me too? 925 01:39:08,339 --> 01:39:10,005 -I used to do it 926 01:39:11,653 --> 01:39:15,907 now... -you have Bernie 927 01:39:17,515 --> 01:39:18,573 -yes 928 01:39:20,562 --> 01:39:21,752 -m rame 929 01:39:23,370 --> 01:39:27,662 -We were always sincere. Question three: 930 01:39:29,294 --> 01:39:32,070 Are you telling me the truth about Bernie? 931 01:39:35,664 --> 01:39:36,874 -yes 932 01:39:39,043 --> 01:39:40,682 -then your answer for me is ... -Cooper, 933 01:39:42,069 --> 01:39:47,344 Do you remember when you told me about your father? How did it make you feel? 934 01:39:49,194 --> 01:39:51,559 I would not let you do that to your children 935 01:39:57,355 --> 01:40:02,491 you are not like your father you will not do this to your family 936 01:40:04,323 --> 01:40:12,837 So, soulmates or not, they are your family and they love you 937 01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,612 and that is more important than us 938 01:40:19,635 --> 01:40:21,847 -Sounds to novel $ 3.95 939 01:40:23,338 --> 01:40:28,339 - $ 4.95. $ 13.95 hard cover. -I ask you a thousand apologies! 940 01:40:32,574 --> 01:40:34,123 seriously I am sorry. 941 01:40:36,944 --> 01:40:38,184 -Why? 942 01:40:40,260 --> 01:40:45,126 you have someone, I have someone 943 01:40:46,552 --> 01:40:48,937 and maybe to you 944 01:40:51,194 --> 01:40:54,870 -s , as long as you are part of my life 945 01:41:00,090 --> 01:41:01,658 I better go 946 01:41:03,467 --> 01:41:04,454 -go 947 01:41:10,743 --> 01:41:11,981 -you know 948 01:41:15,042 --> 01:41:18,044 can you leave these -Thank you 949 01:41:36,994 --> 01:41:38,464 - next year? 950 01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:41,160 -We'll see? 951 01:41:43,393 --> 01:41:44,525 -I love you Lewis 952 01:41:45,302 --> 01:41:46,974 -I love you Coop 953 01:42:35,222 --> 01:42:37,996 "Because our love is impossible, Steven asked" 954 01:42:39,158 --> 01:42:44,124 we were destined to be one It's not our destiny, Jennie replied. 955 01:42:45,511 --> 01:42:47,894 It will not be who destroys your family 956 01:42:49,056 --> 01:42:54,478 they love you. That is your destiny, and not us. 957 01:42:55,923 --> 01:42:57,059 so be it 958 01:43:15,494 --> 01:43:19,109 Good afternoon, sir. I bring you dinner -no order nothing 959 01:43:19,203 --> 01:43:21,957 -Inspiration of the house, sir 960 01:43:32,630 --> 01:43:37,325 -Well, this looks wonderful, but it's a lot of food for one person 961 01:43:37,413 --> 01:43:41,366 -I have a fork, sir. It's my last night service 962 01:43:44,350 --> 01:43:47,978 - Would you like a dessert, Bernie? -Thank you 963 01:43:58,250 --> 01:44:03,453 -my name is Lewis -I know. Nice to meet you, sir 964 01:44:08,438 --> 01:44:10,969 oh, it looks like someone brought something to drink 965 01:44:12,874 --> 01:44:16,145 -Open it, nobody is here for the Whiskey 966 01:44:23,392 --> 01:44:26,451 after 967 01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:32,944 a lot after 968 01:44:33,305 --> 01:44:39,491 Support us and become a VIP member 75996

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