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Growing up in the '80s,
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some of my best memories were
with my big sister, Erica.
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She was always there for me
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and entertained even
my silliest of ideas.
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My big brother, on the other hand,
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was most entertained
by smacking me around
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like a rag doll.
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Barry, put me down!
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- Nope.
- Don't jostle him too much.
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I am not paying to have
the carpet shampooed again.
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Mom, help!
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Like most brothers,
when we got together,
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we didn't always make the
brightest of decisions.
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What are you two dopes doing?
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Deciding which college we should go to.
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We taped 18 hours' worth
of "USA Up All Night" movies
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and carefully studied them all.
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Got to tell you, it's a tough choice.
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It's between "Screwball Academy"...
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Which is ranked first
in coed pillow fighting.
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Or the unnamed school
from "Sorority House Party,"
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which has a great wet T-shirt program.
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None of it's real!
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"Bikini Ski School" isn't real.
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You sound like the stuffy dean
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who lost the mountain in a ski race.
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Oddly enough, it seemed
like the older we got,
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the stupider the ideas became.
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- Whatcha doing?
- Dude, look how awesome
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- I am at this balloon.
- Eh, I've seen better.
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Better?!
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Let's see you handle the heat!
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Ha! I'm so much better
at the balloon than you.
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Fine! First one to let it hit the ground
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gets their nurples purpled.
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Game on, loser.
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I'm coming at you with
everything I've got.
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955. 956.
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957.
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I love how close they are.
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Don't encourage these morons.
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You're aggravating me.
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Stop it. Stop hitting the balloon!
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Murray, let me put some
salad on your plate.
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This is the worst dinner of my life.
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Oh! Still in play!
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Please give up. I can't feel my arms.
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Just let it hit the ground.
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You let it hit the ground.
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I have a Spanish test in the morning
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I'm gonna fail 'cause of you.
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Someone let it hit the ground
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and end this ferkokte game already.
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We're too far in, Pops.
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- There's no going back.
- He's right.
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We're in too deep!
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It's just a balloon.
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Not anymore!
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This is our life now.
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You'll all come to
accept it in due time.
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Okay, enough of this stupidity!
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Fortunately, for every dumb
idea my brother roped me into,
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there was always my
sister to bail me out.
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There. It's over. It's a tie.
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Go back to your meaningless lives.
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I'm free! Thank you for
saving us from ourselves.
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Let go.
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- You let go first.
- Never.
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- (Both grunting)
- Is this another game?
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I don't understand a thing you two do.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was April 26, 1980-something,
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the day my dad was honored
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as one of Jenkintown's top businessmen.
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His speech was one that said little
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while meaning even less.
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I can't remember that customer's name.
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Um...
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Well...
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No.
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Point being is,
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that's why you always
sell end tables separately.
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Well, thank you so much
for the award and for lunch.
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It was... Yeah.
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(Laughs)
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All right, let's go.
I want to beat traffic.
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Oh. That was such a great speech, Mur.
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I am so proud of you.
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Tell him how proud you are, kids.
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Good stuff. You really did it.
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Your job kind of sucks.
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Ooh! Look!
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They're hanging your plaque, Mur.
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I'm literally kvelling out
of every pore of my body.
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Look at all the amazing
people you're with.
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Yeah, I didn't know Martin
from Martin's Aquarium
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did all this stuff.
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He plays jazz, sailed around the world.
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Yeah, and that guy
from Vantresca's Tuxedo
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climbs mountains and
volunteers at the zoo.
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Here it is, Mur... Behold!
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"Hobbies: Watching The Weather Channel
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and 'getting comfortable.'"
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Hmm. He nailed it.
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This is all you wrote, Murray?
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What? I only had a
month to think of stuff.
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Well, I'd say that's a
very accurate description
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- of his lifestyle.
- Not at all!
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Your father has many wonderful
interests and hobbies.
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- I do?
- He does?
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Of course. I mean...
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Well, for starters, there's...
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I got one. He loves to call us morons.
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I thought of that, but
that's not a hobby per se.
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- Stop it.
- He likes replacing batteries.
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- And checking the mail.
- Okay, you're not helping.
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Oh, and turning the lights off.
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And screaming at us for
not turning the lights off.
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Always being annoyed is not a hobby.
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He also screams when we
slide around in socks.
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Hey, stitches aren't free.
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Murray, the whole
town is gonna see this,
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and they're gonna think
the businessman of the year
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is a lazy lump.
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I'd say more of a lovable loaf.
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You used to ride bikes and
go to museums and see plays.
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What happened to the man I married?
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Dad rode a bike?
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Ha! That must have looked nuts.
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That's like Charles
Barkley jockeying a horse.
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I can't even imagine that.
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Just go wait outside.
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And so to cover for my dad's laziness,
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my mom spent the day covering his award
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- from the whole town.
- (Coughs)
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Move along. Don't want
anyone to get my cold.
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Okay, Mom's not gonna let
anyone see that plaque,
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so we're stuck here until
it closes down for the night.
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Damn it! This day
could not get any worse.
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(Tires screech)
Hey, kid, take my clubs up front
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and return this cart for me.
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Oh, balls! He thinks you work here.
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Told you something special
happens every time I dress up.
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Whatever you're thinking, no.
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But a random guy just told us
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to tear around the golf
course and jump stuff.
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He didn't say that at all.
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What do you think? Should I go?
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Tell me to go, and I'll so go.
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Know what? I'm done
looking out for you guys.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means next year, I'm going to college
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far, far away from you jamokes.
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Consider this a trial run.
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Your stupidity's in your own hands.
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But that's a lot of pressure.
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(Horn honking) Adam, it has a horn!
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A cute little horn!
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Oh, boy, here I go!
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Thank you for whatever you said.
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Let me honk the horn. (Horn honks)
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(Laughs)
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Dare, dare to believe
you can survive
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Whoo!
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I love being a badass!
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I'm like Smokey and the Bandit!
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Whoo!
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Aah!
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Fore! Whoo! Whoo!
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(Laughs)
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That day, fate was on our side.
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Best day ever!
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Turns out, a little
construction on the golf course
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created the perfect ramp.
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Lucky for you, it's
about to get a lot better!
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Dare, dare to believe you can
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Well, you were right.
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I could not jump it.
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We need Erica! Go get Erica!
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Dude! You heard her.
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She's done dealing with
our awesome hijinks!
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I think this is less hijinks
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and more of a felony.
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We should run.
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While Barry and I ran from the law,
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my dad was ready to break
out of his old habits.
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I've given this a lot of thought.
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I don't want you to
think of me as a lump.
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So if it'll make you happy,
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I'll do a hobby.
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Oh, Murray, that's such great news
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'cause I already got you a hobby coach.
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What? Well, I laid on
the guilt pretty thick.
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I knew you'd cave.
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Dad, it's time!
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Do not parade your dad out here.
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- Don't do that.
- Hey, hey.
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Who's ready to fill his hobby hole?
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Okay, I don't have a hole.
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And if I did have a hole,
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I wouldn't want to fill it with a hobby.
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Sure, you would. Take it away, Dad.
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Okay, let's get the hobby ball rolling
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with the greatest hobby of them all...
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Music.
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(Banjo playing)
Won't
you come home, Bill Bailey?
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Won't you come home?
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You got to bang the bongos, Mur.
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I don't want to bang the bongos!
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Just bang the bongos.
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I'm not banging the bongos!
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Just give the bongos a little bang.
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If you want the bongos banged so bad,
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you bang the bongos!
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How can I bang the bongos
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if I'm playing "Bill
Bailey" on the banjo?
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Murray, stop bickering
and bang the bongos!
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Aah!
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Won't you come
home, Bill Bailey?
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Hey, you got to bang to the beat, Mur.
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You're not banging to the beat.
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I'm trying the best I can! This stinks.
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Maybe your hobby's being an [bleep].
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What did you say?
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Remember that rainy evening?
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I sent you out
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Okay, enough music.
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Clearly, this is something
I've got to get involved with.
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No, you don't!
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This brings me joy!
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Look, it's my hobby now.
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Come on, we'll find a fun hobby
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that you and I can do together,
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like, uh, scrapbooking.
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- Huh?
- Jazzercise?
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- Right.
- Power walking?
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"Power walking"?!
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- Couponing?
- Coupo... What the hell's...
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- Well, what's that?
- It's a way to save money.
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Oh. All right, I'll do that one.
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Really? I mean, there's so
many better things we could do
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where we'd be outside,
getting fresh air...
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No, I want to do the
one where we save money.
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Fine, I guess it's couponing.
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(Laughs) Yay, my husband has a hobby.
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I think I just got too
ambitious with the bongos.
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Would you be open to clapping?
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Al! I don't want to
make any more sounds!
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As my dad decided his new
hobby was saving money,
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Barry was coming up with
a plan to save our butts.
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There it is, gentlemen,
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the answer to all our problems.
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Uh, how, exactly?
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Easy... We steal Cecil
the janitor's golf cart
259
00:08:25,953 --> 00:08:27,286
and replace the one we sunk.
260
00:08:27,388 --> 00:08:28,454
It's the perfect crime.
261
00:08:28,556 --> 00:08:29,822
But then Cecil has no cart.
262
00:08:29,891 --> 00:08:30,790
Way ahead of you.
263
00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,491
We then steal another golf cart
264
00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,760
from a different country
club to replace Cecil's.
265
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,329
But then wouldn't the second golf course
266
00:08:36,397 --> 00:08:37,496
be missing their cart?
267
00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:39,899
Which is why we steal
and replace golf carts
268
00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:42,234
several times a day for the
rest of our natural lives.
269
00:08:42,303 --> 00:08:43,636
Isn't that a Ponzi scheme, bro?
270
00:08:43,705 --> 00:08:45,771
Fonzie has nothing to
do with this, Matthew.
271
00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,939
He drives a motorcycle.
272
00:08:47,008 --> 00:08:49,275
Not a Fonzie scheme, dude, Ponzi.
273
00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,843
And that's exactly what this is.
274
00:08:50,912 --> 00:08:52,678
Not at all. All we got to do
275
00:08:52,747 --> 00:08:55,815
is swipe hundreds, if not
thousands, of golf carts
276
00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,950
to keep our scam alive until we grow old
277
00:08:58,019 --> 00:08:59,452
and our children take our place!
278
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,820
You really need to go to
your sister about this.
279
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,088
On my way.
280
00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:04,557
(Music Playing)
281
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,524
Erica, I need your help!
282
00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:07,827
Bup, bup! We discussed this!
283
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,395
My days of looking after you are done.
284
00:09:09,497 --> 00:09:10,596
You're a man now, right?
285
00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:11,864
Thing is, in this case,
286
00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:13,199
I feel more like a scared little boy
287
00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:14,266
who needs his big sister.
288
00:09:14,335 --> 00:09:15,601
God, no!
289
00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,937
Just pretend it's next
year and I'm at college
290
00:09:18,039 --> 00:09:18,904
What do you do then?
291
00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:20,106
Call you on a special red phone
292
00:09:20,174 --> 00:09:22,241
so you can rush home
and fix my dumb mistakes?
293
00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:23,409
Look at me.
294
00:09:23,511 --> 00:09:24,877
There is no red phone.
295
00:09:24,946 --> 00:09:25,978
I am far away,
296
00:09:26,047 --> 00:09:27,446
living an awesome life without you.
297
00:09:27,548 --> 00:09:29,014
What about the house
mother in your sorority?
298
00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:29,982
Can she give you the message
299
00:09:30,084 --> 00:09:31,283
between bikini tickle-fights?
300
00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:32,718
You really need to stop watching
301
00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,553
"USA Up All Night" boobie movies.
302
00:09:34,622 --> 00:09:37,089
So (Sighs) you're not gonna talk to me
303
00:09:37,158 --> 00:09:38,157
when you're at college?
304
00:09:38,226 --> 00:09:40,359
No, but you'll see me at Thanksgiving
305
00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,094
and when I run out of money.
306
00:09:42,163 --> 00:09:43,529
I'm, like, reeling right now.
307
00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:44,697
You gave me no warning!
308
00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:46,265
I've been talking about going to college
309
00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,533
for the last four years!
310
00:09:47,602 --> 00:09:49,869
But it had no resonance
till this very moment!
311
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,504
- I'm okay with that.
- Please consider
312
00:09:51,606 --> 00:09:52,705
forgoing college and staying with me.
313
00:09:52,807 --> 00:09:53,839
That's so cute.
314
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,741
- No.
- Then you leave me no choice.
315
00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:57,076
From this moment forth,
316
00:09:57,178 --> 00:09:59,812
you are not the Erica
I need and depend on.
317
00:09:59,914 --> 00:10:01,714
Barry shall be my Erica!
318
00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:03,048
Here's a crazy idea.
319
00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:04,750
Why not make Adam the Erica
320
00:10:04,819 --> 00:10:06,519
and just figure it out yourself?
321
00:10:06,621 --> 00:10:07,686
Never!
322
00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:09,422
Barry will shepherd and
guide me through life
323
00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:10,823
like a bright North Star,
324
00:10:10,925 --> 00:10:13,092
and from now on, I'm putting
all my trust and faith
325
00:10:13,161 --> 00:10:16,128
in Barry... A.K.A. new Erica.
326
00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:17,263
Great news!
327
00:10:17,365 --> 00:10:20,533
I stole Cecil's cart to
replace the one we sunk.
328
00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:22,501
Our life of crime begins now!
329
00:10:22,603 --> 00:10:24,203
(Sighs)
330
00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:25,704
Well, I guess that's my cue.
331
00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:27,640
Guess so.
332
00:10:27,742 --> 00:10:29,809
(Exhales sharply)
333
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,820
Our Fonzie/Ponzi scheme was in motion.
334
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:36,005
Surprisingly, Barry's complex plan
335
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:36,699
was coming together without a hitch.
336
00:10:36,768 --> 00:10:39,269
Okay, we're just gonna abandon
this thing by the clubhouse,
337
00:10:39,337 --> 00:10:40,870
and they'll never know the difference.
338
00:10:40,939 --> 00:10:42,839
Wow. This plan actually can work.
339
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,574
I'm so glad you're my new Erica.
340
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,442
- Your what?
- I'm just saying, with her ditching me,
341
00:10:46,511 --> 00:10:48,845
you're now entirely responsible
for my future and safety.
342
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,713
Noice. Now, let's floor this bad boy
343
00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:52,782
and jump that hill again.
344
00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:55,451
Uh, not to second-guess you, New Erica,
345
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,854
but we've already tried this,
and it went real bad for us.
346
00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:00,556
But the new cart is
so much sleeker, Adam.
347
00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:02,158
It has a janitor broom on the back
348
00:11:02,227 --> 00:11:04,260
that acts as a wing to
lift us to the heavens.
349
00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:05,762
There's no way you
believe that's real, right?
350
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:08,131
Trust your New Erica.
351
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,899
Time to taste the sky!
352
00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:15,104
Dare, dare to believe
you can survive
353
00:11:17,108 --> 00:11:18,041
What happened?
354
00:11:18,109 --> 00:11:19,575
Why aren't we triumphantly soaring
355
00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:21,311
through the air like falcons?
356
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:22,412
Thank God. We bottomed out.
357
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,447
Let's just leave the cart and go home.
358
00:11:24,549 --> 00:11:25,548
(Sighs)
359
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,749
Don't worry!
360
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:27,984
Big Tasty's got this.
361
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:29,452
We just got to jump on the back
362
00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:31,621
until it seesaws out of here.
363
00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,256
One!
364
00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:34,457
Two!
365
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:36,793
Oh, no!
366
00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,494
And like most Fonzie schemes,
367
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,330
this one collapsed lightning fast.
368
00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:41,764
- I'm good.
- Oh, God.
369
00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:43,139
- I'm good.
- You just got
370
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:45,034
- run over by a golf cart!
- I'm good!
371
00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:46,502
Why do you keep saying you're good?
372
00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:48,838
There's no way you're
good. I'll go get Erica.
373
00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,906
No! I'm the Erica now.
374
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:53,376
Listen to me closely.
375
00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:54,377
Go get Erica.
376
00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:55,478
There's a golf cart on me.
377
00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:56,545
But you said you were good!
378
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,114
Go get her!
379
00:11:59,851 --> 00:12:02,485
(Telephone rings) Yello?
380
00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:04,253
You have a collect call from...
381
00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:05,955
We're at the golf course.
Barry's pinned under a cart.
382
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:06,889
We need you!
383
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,257
Do you accept the charges?
384
00:12:08,359 --> 00:12:11,360
Mm... Nope.
385
00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:13,829
As promised, Erica had abandoned us.
386
00:12:13,865 --> 00:12:16,766
Meanwhile, my dad was embracing
his new couponing hobby.
387
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,567
Of course, he'd need intensive training
388
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,536
from the master of all bargain hunters.
389
00:12:20,605 --> 00:12:23,139
(Sighs) Murray, this is a big moment.
390
00:12:23,207 --> 00:12:24,840
I have never given my coupon pouch
391
00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,075
to another human person.
392
00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:27,543
I don't need it. Look right here...
393
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:30,713
Packaged pastrami, with
this circular, two for one.
394
00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:31,875
And where'd you get that?
395
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,876
- They were at the front of the store.
- Yeah,
396
00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:35,751
because the store
circular is a sucker's play.
397
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,353
My babies do not eat pastrami
398
00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:38,721
wrapped in deadly plastic.
399
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,490
Even better, they're practically
giving away canned meats.
400
00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:43,359
Once my dad felt the
rush of saving money,
401
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,828
the student quickly began
to surpass the master.
402
00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:47,496
Whoo-hoo, I got myself a hobby!
403
00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:49,732
But you're picking all the wrong stuff.
404
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,701
The point of couponing
is to find savings
405
00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:53,202
on things you actually want.
406
00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:54,870
And I want to save money.
407
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:57,239
Look at this. They got canned bananas.
408
00:12:57,342 --> 00:13:00,576
You buy 5, you get 10 free!
409
00:13:00,678 --> 00:13:02,712
Bananas don't need cans.
410
00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:04,313
They're wrapped by God!
411
00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:06,682
As my mom lost my dad to his new hobby,
412
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:09,885
Erica found her new boyfriend
had planned quite the surprise.
413
00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:12,021
Geoff, what's all this?
414
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:14,190
As you know, I wanted to
do something really special
415
00:13:14,225 --> 00:13:15,157
for our first official date.
416
00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:16,359
Yeah, we're going to Red Lobster.
417
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:17,426
Thing is, I didn't realize
418
00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:18,794
we're smack in the middle of Crabfest,
419
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:21,397
- so they're booked solid.
- Damn it. It's April already?
420
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,232
Seems like just yesterday,
it was Clamuary.
421
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:25,434
I know how much you had your
heart set on fancy seafood,
422
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:28,571
so I scored some fresh
lobster for us to cook here.
423
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:30,606
Oh, it'll be just like "Annie Hall"!
424
00:13:30,675 --> 00:13:31,841
So cute and fun and...
425
00:13:31,909 --> 00:13:33,209
What the hell are those?
426
00:13:33,277 --> 00:13:34,243
They're lake lobsters...
427
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,811
Same tender meat with half the salt.
428
00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:37,713
There's only two. They're bite-sized.
429
00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:39,582
Yeah, they looked bigger in
the bed of that pickup truck
430
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,850
- I bought them from.
- It's fine.
431
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,218
I had a big lunch. Just cook 'em up.
432
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,587
Um, I was kind of thinking
maybe you could touch them,
433
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,789
because looking at them
makes my skin crawl.
434
00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,158
Ew, gross! You're the
boyfriend. Just grab 'em and...
435
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,726
- Oh, no, one of them is missing.
- Aah!
436
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:52,495
It must've scurried off! He
knew what we were planning!
437
00:13:52,597 --> 00:13:54,296
Really not what I had in
mind for our first date!
438
00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:56,499
(Telephone rings) Hello?
439
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:58,234
You have a collect call from...
440
00:13:58,336 --> 00:13:59,268
We need you!
441
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,503
Do you accept the charges?
442
00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:01,637
We discussed this, Adam.
443
00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,339
You're on your own.
444
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:05,207
- What was that about?
- Eh, Barry's pinned under a car
445
00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:06,976
or something. Back to our date.
446
00:14:07,044 --> 00:14:08,577
I think you should go help them.
447
00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,880
No! We had a decade of terrible timing.
448
00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:13,516
I will not have our first date
ruined by my idiot brothers.
449
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:14,850
Now, let's eat these beach termites
450
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,786
and make some memories.
451
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:17,787
Aah, it's on you!
452
00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:18,788
Its pincers are clamped on!
453
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:19,789
- What?
- Aah!
454
00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:20,923
Geoff, get it off!
455
00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:22,324
Get it off! Geoff!
456
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:23,659
Aah, it's clamped on so good!
457
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:24,960
- Get it...
- Aah! Aah!
458
00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:26,362
Ow, get it off!
459
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,297
Yes, Erica's romantic evening with Geoff
460
00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:29,465
was off the rails,
461
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,734
and so was my dad's coupon clipping.
462
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,071
What the hell's all this?
463
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,640
You're looking at our retirement.
464
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,275
All right, no more couponing for you.
465
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:40,910
I want my pouch. Give me my pouch.
466
00:14:41,012 --> 00:14:42,978
It wasn't big enough.
467
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,780
We have a savings satchel now.
468
00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:46,849
There is no such thing
as a savings satchel.
469
00:14:46,951 --> 00:14:48,484
Tell the ladies at the Pick N' Save.
470
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,619
All they could do was
look at my satchel.
471
00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:53,956
You went to the Pick N' Save in Trenton?
472
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,191
Have you lost your mind?
473
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:56,592
What are you so angry about?
474
00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:58,127
I'm finally into a hobby.
475
00:14:58,196 --> 00:14:59,261
I thought you'd be happy.
476
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:00,930
Happy?
477
00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:02,698
This can says "meat."
478
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,834
There are no other descriptive words.
479
00:15:04,936 --> 00:15:07,470
Meat! What more do you need to know?
480
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:08,571
- Meat.
- That's enough.
481
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,172
I'm going to my backup pouch.
482
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:11,207
Whoa, whoa, hang on.
483
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,775
- What's in your purse?
- Nothing.
484
00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:16,512
Is that quilted three-ply
premium toilet paper?
485
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,147
Actually...
486
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:19,114
it's four-ply.
487
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:20,149
Four-ply?
488
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,450
That's three plys topo many!
489
00:15:21,552 --> 00:15:23,886
No one uses one-ply, Murray.
490
00:15:23,988 --> 00:15:24,887
No one.
491
00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:27,189
A person needs at least two plys.
492
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,391
What is this, "Falcon Crest"?
493
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:32,161
I've been a couponer long enough to know
494
00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,230
that you paid full price for this.
495
00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:36,165
I regret nothing.
496
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:39,668
Your coarse single-ply is
sandpapering our tushies.
497
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,237
Poor Adam can barely walk.
498
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:42,738
Single-ply builds character.
499
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,441
Let's just go back to
the way things were, okay?
500
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,377
Back to you watching TV
and being comfortable.
501
00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:51,413
I thought you were embarrassed
by your dumb lump of a husband
502
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:54,817
who doesn't go to plays
and doesn't go to museums
503
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:56,986
and doesn't ride a
bike like some European.
504
00:15:57,054 --> 00:15:58,521
Well, I didn't mean it like that.
505
00:15:58,589 --> 00:15:59,588
Yes, you did!
506
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,323
You blocked that plaque with your body
507
00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:02,925
and you called me names
508
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:04,360
and you hurt my feelings.
509
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:07,796
Since when do your
feelings ever get hurt?
510
00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:10,432
Since now.
511
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:12,601
All I was trying to do was remind you
512
00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,603
of the man you married.
513
00:16:14,705 --> 00:16:17,473
Guess I'm terrible at that, too.
514
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,845
It had been an hour
515
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:26,946
since Barry got pinned
under a golf cart,
516
00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:27,947
and, well, he was still trapped.
517
00:16:28,015 --> 00:16:28,914
Aah, I'm wedged even worse!
518
00:16:28,983 --> 00:16:30,182
In classic Barry fashion,
519
00:16:30,284 --> 00:16:32,051
each new plan was
shoddier than the last.
520
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,853
Okay. Here's the plan.
521
00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,121
I need you to dig down
522
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:36,922
and use a sudden burst of super strength
523
00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:38,157
to pull this cart off me.
524
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:39,859
What... I don't have super strength!
525
00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:42,962
Come on, it's like when a
mom pulls a car off her kid!
526
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:45,231
I can do this! Save baby Barry.
527
00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:48,734
I'm a mama, and you're my
scrumptious little boopie!
528
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:50,002
Yah!
529
00:16:50,071 --> 00:16:51,403
- Oh, no.
- It's working?
530
00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:54,340
How do you get "It's
working" from "Oh, no"?
531
00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:55,441
I split my pants.
532
00:16:55,543 --> 00:16:57,843
Ha! Get over here and show me your butt
533
00:16:57,945 --> 00:16:59,445
so I can call you a lame nerd.
534
00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:01,080
No time. I got to fix this.
535
00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:02,214
Come on, think.
536
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:04,683
What would Erica do?
Think. What would Erica do?
537
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,452
Lucky for me, Erica was always there
538
00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:07,753
when I needed her most.
539
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,321
Erica would say, "Move aside,"
540
00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:10,389
'cause she's gonna take care of it.
541
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,124
Who's saying that? Is that Erica?
542
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,859
Why are you here? I
thought you got into college
543
00:17:13,928 --> 00:17:15,094
and were done helping.
544
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:17,963
True, but then I figured,
I probably shouldn't
545
00:17:18,032 --> 00:17:19,632
let Barry get crushed under a golf cart.
546
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,967
Answer me! Is that Erica talking?
547
00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:23,169
It was Erica, all right.
548
00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:24,870
(Whistles)
549
00:17:24,972 --> 00:17:26,172
And she wasn't alone.
550
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,140
If there was one thing
our sister was good at,
551
00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:30,109
it was knowing how to
bail her little brothers
552
00:17:30,211 --> 00:17:31,110
out of trouble.
553
00:17:31,179 --> 00:17:33,145
Answer me. Is it Erica?
554
00:17:33,214 --> 00:17:34,747
And that day, she knew
the answer would be
555
00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:36,182
to bring in the reinforcements.
556
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,650
JTP, do your thing.
557
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,251
You know it. Let's do this!
558
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,955
(JTP grunting)
559
00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:44,156
I knew it!
560
00:17:44,225 --> 00:17:45,324
I'm unbreakable!
561
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:46,325
JTP.
562
00:17:46,394 --> 00:17:48,294
JTP! (Cheering)
563
00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,062
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't celebrate yet.
564
00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:51,197
Andy, Matt, Naked Rob,
565
00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:52,932
go to the lake and
pull out the old cart.
566
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,466
Roger that. Copy. Let's move.
567
00:17:54,535 --> 00:17:56,836
Barry, return Cecil's cart to
school before he gets fired.
568
00:17:56,904 --> 00:17:58,504
- That seems fair!
- Geoff, go to Red Lobster
569
00:17:58,573 --> 00:17:59,538
and book a booth by the window.
570
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,507
Yes, my love!
571
00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:02,641
What about me?
572
00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:05,311
You're good just being my
annoying little brother.
573
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,479
Thanks.
574
00:18:07,548 --> 00:18:09,481
You know, I'm really
gonna miss you next year.
575
00:18:11,452 --> 00:18:13,118
Me, too. Really?
576
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,420
Yeah.
577
00:18:14,522 --> 00:18:17,223
No matter where I end up,
578
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,924
I'll always be your sister.
579
00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:21,093
(Nena's "99 Luftballons" playing)
580
00:18:21,195 --> 00:18:23,162
(Tires screech)
581
00:18:25,399 --> 00:18:27,666
Don't worry! I'll just jump on the back.
582
00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,635
Let me be the Erica anhandle it!
583
00:18:32,607 --> 00:18:34,506
In the end, my sister realized
584
00:18:34,575 --> 00:18:36,108
the best thing she could do was cherish
585
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:37,776
the time she had left with us.
586
00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:40,746
And my mom, she realized
she had to cherish my dad
587
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,047
for who he was.
588
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,049
Hey, can we talk?
589
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:46,051
About what? I'm doing
what you asked me to do.
590
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,186
I'm sitting in my chair.
591
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:48,988
Murray, the last thing
I'd ever want to do
592
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,256
is hurt your feelings.
593
00:18:50,358 --> 00:18:51,790
Well, you were right.
594
00:18:51,859 --> 00:18:52,992
Look at me.
595
00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:54,426
I'm not the same man you married.
596
00:18:54,528 --> 00:18:56,462
No.
597
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:57,930
You're better.
598
00:18:57,999 --> 00:19:00,199
(Music Playing)
599
00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:03,969
Look at me. I got hobbies.
600
00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:06,839
"Checking the thermostat,
closing the windows,
601
00:19:06,908 --> 00:19:08,707
making sure the gas tank is full."
602
00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:12,578
And, of course, being
a dad, being my husband.
603
00:19:12,647 --> 00:19:13,812
Those aren't hobbies.
604
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:15,714
Well, they're the only
ones that matter to me.
605
00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:18,717
And so my dad went back
to the hobbies he did best,
606
00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:19,985
like checking the thermostat...
607
00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:22,788
Which one of you morons
cranked the heat up to 55?
608
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,556
Making sure the gas tank was full...
609
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,292
Look at the gas gauge! Look at it!
610
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,993
Napping in his chair...
611
00:19:28,062 --> 00:19:29,361
(Snores)
612
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:31,830
And yelling at us for
sliding around in our socks.
613
00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,399
Knock it off, you moron!
614
00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,200
That's the thing about family.
615
00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:37,303
It means you're always there
to bail them out of trouble.
616
00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,537
Aah!
617
00:19:38,572 --> 00:19:40,406
But it also means that sometimes...
618
00:19:40,508 --> 00:19:42,641
You guys are balloon ball amateurs.
619
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,710
You got to jump in and join the fun.
620
00:19:44,779 --> 00:19:49,448
And sure, life will hand
you ups, downs, hits, misses,
621
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:50,916
and unexpected dives,
622
00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,451
but the one thing that's for sure...
623
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,686
When you're with family,
624
00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:56,255
there's bound to be plenty of surprises.
625
00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:59,658
Murray? Oh, my God!
626
00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:00,960
Dad on a bike.
627
00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:02,494
What do you know?
628
00:20:02,596 --> 00:20:04,129
Come on, slowpoke.
629
00:20:04,198 --> 00:20:06,498
'Cause in the end, life's
better when you have
630
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,667
your loved ones around for the ride.
631
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:11,904
- (Music Playing)
- _
632
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:14,473
I got it, I got it! Oh...
633
00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,108
(Ding!)
634
00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:19,979
I'm good, I'm good.
635
00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:21,480
I'm good.
636
00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:22,414
I'm good.
637
00:20:22,516 --> 00:20:23,482
(Laughter)
638
00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:25,084
I'm good, I'm good!
639
00:20:25,186 --> 00:20:26,919
I'm good. I'm good.
640
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,400
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641
00:20:29,404 --> 00:20:30,937
Remember that rainy evening?
642
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:33,273
I sent you out
643
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:37,444
With nothing but
a fine-tooth comb
644
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:40,013
Oh,
lo-lo-lo-lo
645
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,949
Know I'm to blame
646
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:45,151
Ain't it a shame?
647
00:20:45,253 --> 00:20:48,555
Bill Bailey, won't
you please come?
648
00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:51,458
Bailey, won't you please come?
649
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:57,530
Bailey, won't you
please come on home?
650
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,666
(Snoring)
651
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:04,266
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