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Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,
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basketball was all about showmanship.
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Flying through the air,
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slamming and jamming with style.
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And nobody did it better
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than the Harlem Globetrotters.
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And there was no bigger
fan than my brother Barry.
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He spent hours trying to
be the next Curly Neal,
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perfecting his buzzer-beating hook shot.
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3... 2... 1!
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Still one!
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One!
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One!
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One... A dunk at the buzzer!
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The Globetrotters are crowned
champions of the universe!
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(Mimics crowd cheering)
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That year, my dad got two
tickets to a 'Trotters game
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and Barry was beside himself.
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Even walking pneumonia
wouldn't stop him.
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All set...
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It's 80 degrees out, you moron.
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I got the shivers and sweats.
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Just means I'm super psyched.
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Not so fast.
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Murray, look at your son!
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Can't you see he's pale and clammy?
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I don't like looking at him too much.
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Okay, come here, I got to
put my lips on your forehead
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and take your temperature.
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I'm fine! Keep your lips off me!
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Come here, come here.
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Mwah! Oh, my God!
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You must be 102.3! You're with fever!
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I'm not with fever.
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There's no science to
putting lips on a forehead.
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Why do you think they
call it a ther-mom-eter?
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Mom is in the name.
'Cause we invented it.
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Yeah, none of that's real.
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Enough. Come on,
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let me carry you upstairs
and tuck you in bed.
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You'll have to catch me first!
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(Grunts) Oh! Body failing.
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What am I gonna do
with these damn tickets?
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How about taking your healthy son?
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Adam? To a sporting event?
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Yes. Why is that so crazy?
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Oh, good! An audience!
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Does this sound insanely
realistic to you?
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Rikak-kak-kak-kak-kak!
Rikak-kak-kak-kak!
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Son of a bitch, this one's sick, too.
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No, I'm Michael Winslow
from "Police Academy."
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You know, the man of
10,000 sound effects!
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He's cornered the market
on mouth-based noise comedy
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until now!
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Until now.
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Wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka,
wokka, wokka, wokka, wokka.
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Mrawww!
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Okay, you're coming with me.
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We're going to go see some basketball.
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Am I in trouble?
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No, this is gonna be good for you.
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Are you kidding me?
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This nerd doesn't know a
lay-up from a bank shot.
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Go on, ask him! Ask
him what a bank shot is!
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Is it when you make tons of bank
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for shooting the orange ball real good?
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If I could stand, I'd punch
this entire house down!
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Come on, let's put you snuggly in bed.
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Schmoo, have fun with your dad.
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This is gonna suck.
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Yep.
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(Laughs)
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Ohh! (Laughs)
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This does not suck! Not at all!
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This is so funny! Sports is so funny!
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I finally get the craze!
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Hoo-hoo! He gets the craze!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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Synced and corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was December 7, 1980-something,
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a very special day in
the Goldberg house.
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Bah!
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Gah! Why?
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Perfect! Hold that face
and do it exactly like that
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tonight at your surprise
party, only be wearing pants.
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No, no, no. I told you!
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No surprises, no parties, no anything!
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Murray, it's your 50th birthday.
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Your nifty-fifties. Yeah!
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I don't see what's so nifty
about me throwing out my back
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every time I blow my nose.
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It's a major milestone!
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That's why I'll be sitting in that chair
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watching TV in my underpants.
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No. That's what you did
for birthdays 19 through 49.
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This year you're celebrating right,
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so give Mama what she needs.
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- And...
- Surprise!
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That was terrible. And, again,
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1, 2, 3, surprise!
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Surprise!
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Surprise!
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I'm not surprised.
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Come on, one more time. And... surprise.
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I'm not digging this.
This is just not good.
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That negative attitude
is what made Erica
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decide not to go to college.
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What?!
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That's the face!
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Now go upstairs
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and practice in the mirror, okay?
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Go, go, go.
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Happy birthday!
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As my mom was planning
a kick-ass surprise party,
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I was planning a badass
Globetrotters routine.
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All right, guys. The
camera's rolling...
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let's work on our tiny passes!
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ALL: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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I'm not sure what I'm
watching, but this is wonderful.
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Commence ladder trick!
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(Groans)
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Cut!
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Dude. You got to catch the ball.
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But the ladder says don't
stand on the very top step.
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Bro, we're training to
be the next Globetrotters!
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That means we follow one
rule... find the funny.
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Hyah!
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Ow! Not funny!
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What are you dorks doing
on my court/our driveway?
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Basketball is my sport, along
with all the other sports.
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Get your own... but you
can't, 'cause they're all mine!
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Not anymore.
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You never told me
basketball had so much flair
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and showmanship and broad comedy.
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Being a 'Trotter was
my dream, not yours.
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To be fair, you have
like a million dreams.
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There's bound to be some
crossover with your brother.
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No way! Adam infects
everything he touches
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with his geeky nerd poison.
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I mean, look how wildly
uncomfortable he is
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holding that ball.
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Tell you what. How about we
settle this once and for all?
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Trotters versus Generals.
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You want us to be the Generals?
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The pathetic losers that the
Globetrotters always crush?
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Okay, numb nuts, just to make
it fair, we'll play to 11 points.
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I'll spot you the first 10.
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Let the basketball show commence.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, routine one!
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Let's give them that razzle dazzle!
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- We'd razzle 'em but good.
- ALL: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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Yep, with our best Globetrotter moves,
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there was no way we'd lose
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- especially with a 10-point lead.
- Go, B.
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Whoo!
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All net, no sweat.
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Okay, a 9-point lead.
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Um, could you back up a scooch?
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We need way more space for our antics.
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Turns out our antics were no match
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for their actual basketball skills.
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Whoo! Within two minutes,
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our 10-point lead became a 1-point lead.
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Even the classic
Globetrotters pants yanking
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was thwarted by their stupid belts.
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Damn it!
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No worries, let's put this
to bed with routine six.
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- Yeah!
- Which was the unbeatable
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water bucket trick.
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One drop touches me and you're dead.
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Yes, Mr. Naked, sir.
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Now pour it on yourself. Do it.
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Dear Lord!
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My beautiful hair!
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Have some pride, Dave Kim.
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This is so demeaning. It really was.
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Turns out we were the
Washington Generals. Whoo!
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And that is how you dominate at sports.
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You guys suck. Ain't that right, JTP!
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JTP! JTP! JTP! JTP!
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- Yeah!
- Aah!
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While Barry put the brakes on my dreams,
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my dad was getting ready for
his nightmare of a party.
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But first, he'd take a classic
Murray Goldberg power nap.
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Five minutes won't hurt.
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And that five-minute catnap
lasted a whopping two hours.
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- Erica, there's more coats.
- I'm moving as fast as I can.
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As the guests piled in,
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my dad was nestled in a coat cocoon
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and MIA from his own party.
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After a frantic search,
my mom had to improvise.
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(Clears throat)
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Friends, family, co-workers,
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those closest to Murray.
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I'd like to thank you so
much for being here tonight,
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especially cousin Irving who pushed back
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his gall bladder surgery
to fly in from Boca.
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Ouch.
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And a big thank you to Aunt Rose
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who made us her famous ice cream cake.
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The likeness is uncanny.
Murray is so touched.
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Then where the hell is he?
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Yes, it has been a beautiful night.
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(Quietly) Erica, they're turning on us,
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go get their damn coats.
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Oh sweet God! Dad! Wake up!
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What's that? What'd I miss?
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What time is it?
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Before you get mad,
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you should lie down under these coats.
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It's amazing.
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Aunt Rose made your
face out of ice cream!
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Ooh! I'll have a slice of me.
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Well, you can't! Thanks to
your little disappearing act,
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the whole thing melted!
It's ice cream soup.
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I'm a milkshake.
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Well, that's the dream.
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Enjoy your coats!
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While my dad was cutting
out on his party,
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I was cutting together
some b-ball greatness.
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("Sweet Georgia Brown" plays)
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And that, my friends, is what
we call the magic of editing.
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You made it look like
we totally crushed them.
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We... suck! You...
dominate... at sports.
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We are losers.
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Whoa, it's seamless!
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Funny, what is that?
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(Whispers) Dude, super-cool senior
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Rub?n Amaro Jr.'s talking to us!
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I know, Dave Kim.
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Hey, yo, JC! Corbett! Get in here!
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You got to see this video.
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Um, it's more intended
for a private audience.
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Dave: What are you doing?
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Win their friendship
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through a mutual love of sports.
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I... smell... like... ball... sweat.
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(Laughter)
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- That's hilarious.
- Self-burn.
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Man, this is classic.
What's your name, bro?
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Adam F. Goldberg.
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Got to use the middle
initial cause there's another
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Adam Goldberg in school,
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and he's very mad about the
whole same-name situation.
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Hey, can we get a copy?
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No. Take the original.
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I guess you can borrow it.
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I just want to make sure we keep it
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between us athletic pals. Cool?
257
00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:26,701
Super cool, bro.
258
00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:30,551
Barry Goldberg's
Globetrotting Suck Show?
259
00:08:30,653 --> 00:08:32,358
In my defense, I only
gave it to the jocks
260
00:08:32,461 --> 00:08:34,299
so I would look awesome
and you would look dumb.
261
00:08:34,402 --> 00:08:35,338
You get it.
262
00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,111
Well, the jocks gave it to the burners
263
00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:39,755
who gave it to the debate team
who gave it to the bell choir.
264
00:08:39,825 --> 00:08:42,726
Those weirdos laughed at
me. The bell choir, dude!
265
00:08:42,828 --> 00:08:45,169
They hold bells and go, bong!
266
00:08:45,272 --> 00:08:46,843
I'm lower than bell people now!
267
00:08:46,946 --> 00:08:48,960
Honestly, the tape was
only meant to be shared
268
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,734
with my bros on the basketball team.
269
00:08:50,803 --> 00:08:53,838
Those bros are my bros, not yours!
270
00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:54,910
From this point forward,
271
00:08:54,979 --> 00:08:56,951
I forbade you from
liking anything I like.
272
00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:58,156
Yeah, you can't do that.
273
00:08:58,225 --> 00:08:59,160
Oh, I can!
274
00:08:59,262 --> 00:09:01,813
Starting now, stay
away from the following
275
00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,784
Barry Goldberg trademark
hobbies and interests...
276
00:09:04,853 --> 00:09:08,465
Globetrotters, karate,
Bo staff, Air Jordans,
277
00:09:08,534 --> 00:09:10,942
competitive kiting, extreme BMXing,
278
00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,850
hot showers, conga lines,
279
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,528
and diving into an icy river
with a knife in your mouth.
280
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,373
I own that move. I also
claim Skittles and soda!
281
00:09:18,442 --> 00:09:21,318
You can't claim an
entire genre of beverage.
282
00:09:21,421 --> 00:09:22,155
That's madness!
283
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,226
And it's mine!
284
00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:26,038
I also own roller skating, eating chili,
285
00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,854
half and full nelsons,
Chuck Norris, and boobs.
286
00:09:29,956 --> 00:09:31,895
No! That's too far!
287
00:09:31,998 --> 00:09:34,037
You can't claim boobs!
288
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,544
Everyone likes boobs.
289
00:09:35,646 --> 00:09:39,058
Have fun sticking to your dumb
hobbies like robots and glasses.
290
00:09:39,127 --> 00:09:40,532
Glasses aren't a hobby.
291
00:09:40,634 --> 00:09:43,251
They're a corrective accessory
to combat my wandering eyeball.
292
00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:44,221
Exactly!
293
00:09:44,323 --> 00:09:46,263
You stay in your lame nerdy world,
294
00:09:46,366 --> 00:09:48,137
and I'll stay in my awesome one.
295
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,777
'Sup, scrub?
296
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,087
Know your place, bell people!
297
00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:54,397
No, your human oils!
298
00:09:58,856 --> 00:10:00,195
It had been a day since Barry said
299
00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:01,770
I couldn't share his interests,
and he was enforcing it.
300
00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:05,899
- Hey, I'm watching that.
- "The A-Team's" mine, get your own show!
301
00:10:07,035 --> 00:10:10,417
Fruit-based accomplishments
belong to Big Tasty!
302
00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:11,914
Get your own weird talents.
303
00:10:11,984 --> 00:10:14,395
Struggling to poke the straw
304
00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:16,180
into a juice pouch is my thing!
305
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,090
Come on, man, this is crazy!
306
00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:21,320
You can't just lay claim to
anything past, present, or future.
307
00:10:21,356 --> 00:10:22,695
Oh, yes, I can!
308
00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:25,779
And I'm gonna keep on doing it
till you're left with nothing.
309
00:10:25,847 --> 00:10:28,493
(Whispers) Nothing.
310
00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:30,539
Barry had just declared war on me.
311
00:10:30,641 --> 00:10:32,114
Nothing!
312
00:10:32,149 --> 00:10:35,432
Meanwhile, my dad was entering
a battlefield of his own.
313
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,705
Welcome home, darling.
314
00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,415
Can I interest you in a cold beverage
315
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:39,857
or a delicious beefy snack?
316
00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,599
- What is this?
- Have a seat, Mur.
317
00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:42,873
Forget parties.
318
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:45,420
I know this is what you
really wanted for you birthday.
319
00:10:45,522 --> 00:10:47,799
Clearly a trap, but sure.
320
00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:49,777
Comfy? Quite.
321
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,917
Fantastic. Thank you.
322
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,273
It's a trap!
323
00:10:52,308 --> 00:10:52,995
I know. Erica!
324
00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:57,218
See, I've been scrapbooking
our family for over 20 years.
325
00:10:57,321 --> 00:11:00,000
And not only do you refuse
to be in any of the photos,
326
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:02,816
the few times you are,
you look like this.
327
00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:05,061
What? That's how I look. That's my face.
328
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,771
You don't value any memories.
329
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,687
So you are gonna sit here
and look at all these books
330
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,563
until you prove to
me that you care about
331
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,938
our meaningful moments.
332
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,983
Bevy, this is how I was raised.
333
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,525
We don't make a fuss.
334
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,764
Doesn't mean I don't pay attention.
335
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,541
It's all up here in my brain.
336
00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:20,815
Oh, please.
337
00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:23,564
This noggin is the
world's greatest scrapbook.
338
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:24,770
Which baby is this?
339
00:11:24,872 --> 00:11:27,418
- Uh... The moron.
- Which moron?
340
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:32,177
Eri-baaaarry-aaaadam.
341
00:11:32,247 --> 00:11:34,825
That's it. I guess you're
gonna be looking at these books
342
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,070
until your 60th birthday.
343
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:41,026
Son of a bitch. How
many of these are there?
344
00:11:41,095 --> 00:11:44,043
Well, this is just the
first nine months of my life.
345
00:11:44,111 --> 00:11:45,752
While my mother turned up the heat,
346
00:11:45,821 --> 00:11:48,031
I was about to turn the tables on Barry.
347
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,578
What am I looking at?
348
00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:52,313
Oh, I'm just chilling
in my Flyers shirt,
349
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,592
eating Boo Berry, watching
Jean-Claude Van Damme,
350
00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:56,167
you know, classic me stuff.
351
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,950
That is not classic
you, it's classic me.
352
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,131
Too bad you didn't call it.
353
00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:01,698
I mean, you gave me a specific list,
354
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:02,938
and none of this stuff was on it.
355
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,653
Everyone knows I own spooky cereal,
356
00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:07,697
Flyers gear, and JC Van D.
357
00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:10,111
It goes without saying! Turn
off that movie right now!
358
00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:12,491
Ooh, I would if it were
a Chuck Norris flick,
359
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:15,742
but JC Van D wasn't on your
list, so now he's on mine.
360
00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,116
You take off my shirt
361
00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:18,893
and step away from the Boo Berry,
362
00:12:18,995 --> 00:12:20,132
I mean it.
363
00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:22,343
Should I step away from
the cereal like this?
364
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,821
Don't you dare moonwalk
away from that cereal.
365
00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:29,100
I own that move that
Michael Jackson made up!
366
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,078
But you didn't call it, and I did!
367
00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:32,821
Those are fighting
words, and you know it.
368
00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:34,229
Go ahead. I already have
369
00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:37,455
my favorite martial arts
weaponry to protect me.
370
00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:40,941
No, I called 'chuking! I
remember listing it off.
371
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,885
Yeah, you picked Bo staff,
372
00:12:42,921 --> 00:12:44,795
which is basically just a long stick!
373
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,505
What do you want?
374
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:49,957
I want the Trotters of Harlem
who travel around the globe.
375
00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:52,438
You give them to me,
and you can be you again.
376
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:55,086
- Never.
- Fine, take your stick.
377
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:57,699
I've got a rap album to cut. Peace.
378
00:12:57,769 --> 00:12:59,543
How could I forget rap?
379
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,358
I called competitive
kiting, but not rap?
380
00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:04,068
Yep, I was great at being Barry.
381
00:13:04,171 --> 00:13:06,448
Only problem... he was
just as great at being me.
382
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:07,420
Greetings, earthling.
383
00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:08,559
What are you doing in my room?
384
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,403
Just diving into the world of nerd stuff
385
00:13:10,505 --> 00:13:11,945
I love that you never called.
386
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:15,162
You know, playing with He-Guy,
stretching Neil Armstrong,
387
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,408
playing with this weirdly hot cat lady.
388
00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:18,682
- That's Cheetara.
- Cheetabra.
389
00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:19,687
- Her precognition...
- Prenition.
390
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,062
- and immense speed...
- Fence speed.
391
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,569
- make her an asset to the Thundercats...
- ... the Tundra Dads.
392
00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:23,609
Okay, I get it.
393
00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:25,184
You're trying to take my things now.
394
00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:26,948
Is that what's going on?
395
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:29,663
I was wondering why Barry was insisting
396
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,143
I hang out with him and
give him sage advice.
397
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,785
Not now, old best friend.
398
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:36,701
I'm busy filming a
movie, which is mine now.
399
00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:38,109
I call all of movie-making.
400
00:13:38,211 --> 00:13:39,751
Big action scene
happens! Boom, Hollywood!
401
00:13:39,854 --> 00:13:40,791
(Camera shutter clicking)
402
00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:42,299
It's tedious, but fun.
403
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,278
You're moving her too
fast. It's gonna look weird.
404
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,825
Do you mind? This is my movie.
405
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,802
Wow, this is a commitment.
406
00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:52,054
Move faster. I'm wasting my life here.
407
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,501
I could be outside
riding my bike around.
408
00:13:54,603 --> 00:13:56,076
How do you do this all day long?!
409
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,718
Don't you get it? This isn't a threat.
410
00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:59,160
I hate your hobbies!
411
00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,835
Globetrotters are mine!
412
00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:03,684
Okay, this meshugaas
has gone on long enough.
413
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:06,399
There's must be some
way to work this out.
414
00:14:06,502 --> 00:14:08,243
Fine, nerd. I'll play for it.
415
00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:10,589
Winner takes all, both
Globe and Trotters.
416
00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:12,666
Fine. But we play by their rules.
417
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,845
It's not about who
scores the most points,
418
00:14:14,948 --> 00:14:16,220
but who scores the most laughs!
419
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,192
You want funny?
420
00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:19,203
No crowd can resist my antics.
421
00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:20,309
Look what I'm doing.
422
00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:22,488
Look at the way my
body's moving right now.
423
00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:23,945
Ahh-ahh-ahh-choo!
424
00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:27,348
Oh no! I'm sneezing hilarity!
425
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:28,791
'Cause laughter's the best medicine.
426
00:14:28,794 --> 00:14:30,070
- Antics!
- (Armpit farting)
427
00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,912
You want comedy? These
aren't real, dude.
428
00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:35,228
That's just my hand cupped
into my sweaty armpit.
429
00:14:35,363 --> 00:14:37,809
I'm the greatest
basketball player alive!
430
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,926
And I'm the most pregnant!
Look at me, sports fans.
431
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,373
I'm with child, and you love me for it.
432
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:45,685
And I'm a doctor
delivering your ball baby!
433
00:14:45,787 --> 00:14:47,864
No, no! Aah!
434
00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:50,713
This is a sad day for Harlem.
435
00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:56,109
Sorry, no TV until you go
through every scrapbook.
436
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:58,623
You know, I've given
this a lot of thought.
437
00:14:58,726 --> 00:15:01,740
And I realize I do mark the moments.
438
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:03,416
As a matter of fact,
439
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,198
I kind of have my own
scrapbook collection.
440
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:08,343
You? Scrapbooks?
441
00:15:08,446 --> 00:15:12,197
Take my hand, I want
to show you something.
442
00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:18,935
This... this right here,
this is how I mark the moment.
443
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,342
These are our tax returns.
444
00:15:20,412 --> 00:15:25,404
To you. To me, they're
reminders of us, of our family.
445
00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:28,421
Every receipt has a memory.
446
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:31,605
This right here, this is
where Erica got her braces.
447
00:15:31,707 --> 00:15:32,811
Ha, and look at this!
448
00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:35,861
This is where we bought
Adam his first video camera!
449
00:15:35,964 --> 00:15:38,945
Wow, these receipts really
mean a lot to you, huh?
450
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:40,286
They mean everything.
451
00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:44,542
And I keep them all
here in my heart file.
452
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,017
Oh, Murray.
453
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,431
That's the thing about
marking the moment,
454
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:50,475
everyone does it in their own way.
455
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:53,257
What a crock of [bleep]!
456
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,475
I mean, tax returns? In your heart file?
457
00:15:56,578 --> 00:15:57,413
Really?
458
00:15:57,483 --> 00:16:00,262
Look. I had it rough as a child,
459
00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:02,567
and I just realized that my dad...
460
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:03,807
Boo!
461
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:04,788
You're not buying it,
462
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,320
not even the stuff about the mean Dad?
463
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,499
No. So Mom didn't buy your tax thing?
464
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:09,312
She did not.
465
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:10,184
And you added the stuff
466
00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:11,189
about your crappy childhood?
467
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,396
- I did.
- You know,
468
00:16:12,498 --> 00:16:15,010
you've always acted like you don't care.
469
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:17,423
I guess, in my heart,
470
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:19,199
I hoped it was all a front,
471
00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:22,988
but if none of this really
means anything to you,
472
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,400
then I'll stop trying.
473
00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:33,057
It was time for me and Barry
474
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,974
to face off in the biggest
athletic matchup of our lives!
475
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,036
Okay, you know the rules.
476
00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:40,210
First man to make Rub?n
477
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,088
and his crew crack up wins the game.
478
00:16:42,157 --> 00:16:43,899
Is this gonna take long?
'Cause we got practice.
479
00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:47,117
Trust me, time flies when
you're laughing your ass off.
480
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,257
This was it.
481
00:16:48,326 --> 00:16:49,598
Globetrotter versus Globetrotter
482
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,073
for the ultimate Globetrotter title!
483
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,253
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
484
00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:55,667
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
485
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,952
They're all passing in a circle.
486
00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:58,126
It makes no sense!
487
00:16:58,195 --> 00:17:01,043
It really didn't. And worst of all,
488
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,555
our antics amused no one
and confused everyone.
489
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,703
They're all in the same uniform.
490
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:07,045
I can't tell who's on what team.
491
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,052
Loose ball, somebody grab it already!
492
00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:17,036
We were forced to bring out
the big guns... the worm!
493
00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:19,886
- Look at this court.
- After that,
494
00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:21,228
our game descended into desperation
495
00:17:21,296 --> 00:17:22,703
and shoddy ventriloquism.
496
00:17:22,772 --> 00:17:24,078
It's my family reunion!
497
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:27,263
Lucky for Barry, he had one
last trick up his sleeve...
498
00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:30,080
the classic Globetrotter
surprise pantsing.
499
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:32,292
No! Dude, you can't pants yourself!
500
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,935
That ruins the whole thing!
501
00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,611
Pull them up so I can do it!
502
00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:37,019
Never!
503
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,227
You can't un-pants someone.
504
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:39,803
That's just helping them get dressed.
505
00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:41,647
- Pull them up! Pull them up!
- No! No!
506
00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:43,726
Stop! Stop the game.
507
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,369
You guys took something
beautiful and silly
508
00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:46,576
and made it ugly and silly.
509
00:17:46,611 --> 00:17:48,118
- But who won?
- It's zero-zero.
510
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:49,224
Nobody scored a point.
511
00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:50,364
But who was funnier?
512
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,745
It kind of seems like
you need a win so... you.
513
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:53,750
Winner!
514
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,723
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
515
00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:55,687
Ha! It's official!
516
00:17:55,789 --> 00:17:57,430
The Globetrotters are my thing!
517
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,739
Add it to the list.
518
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:02,293
Meadowlark, Curly, the other randoms.
519
00:18:02,338 --> 00:18:03,007
Mine!
520
00:18:03,109 --> 00:18:04,750
Fine. Take 'em.
521
00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:06,059
Take everything.
522
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,976
You win, so I'll stay out of your life.
523
00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:11,088
Sure, Barry had won the game,
524
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:14,143
but, at that moment, he
realized he'd lost me.
525
00:18:14,712 --> 00:18:18,097
As for my dad, he finally
understood what my mom meant
526
00:18:18,199 --> 00:18:20,578
about capturing meaningful moments.
527
00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:24,198
And for the first time, he
wanted to be the one to do it.
528
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,613
Each day, I live I want to be
529
00:18:26,682 --> 00:18:28,658
ALL: Surprise!
530
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:30,268
Oh, my God, look at her face.
531
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,441
That's the real deal!
532
00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:36,638
Are you throwing a surprise
party for you... for me?
533
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,616
You know I hate all the
fuss, but you're right.
534
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,304
I should be in the moment more.
535
00:18:42,407 --> 00:18:43,679
And that's what I'm doing.
536
00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:45,825
Marking the moment...
537
00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:46,864
with you.
538
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:48,038
Aww, sweetie.
539
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:55,054
This is the best surprise party
for you I've ever not thrown.
540
00:18:55,123 --> 00:18:57,819
- ALL: Speech!
- All right. Well...
541
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:02,555
Everyone knows I'm not
much for words or parties.
542
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,553
But, um, I have to say,
543
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:07,639
looking out and seeing all of you...
544
00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,684
... that's gonna stay
with me for a long time.
545
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:11,872
For your scrapbook!
546
00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:14,922
With that, my dad finally
marked the moment.
547
00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:17,496
As for me, I'd finally
given sports back to Barry,
548
00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:21,025
or so I thought.
549
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,036
Hey, so, I know you're making
one of your movies and all...
550
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,696
... but I thought maybe
we could shoot some hoops.
551
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,411
No, sports are your thing.
552
00:19:28,479 --> 00:19:31,948
Yeah, I guess that's
why I went so crazy.
553
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:33,611
It's just...
554
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,827
I'm supposed to be the athlete
of the family, you know?
555
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:38,636
If you start liking the Globetrotters,
556
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,850
then who am I?
557
00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:42,962
But after our little
showdown in the gym,
558
00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:46,013
I'm thinking this is the
one thing we can share.
559
00:19:46,116 --> 00:19:49,460
Come on, I'll be the Generals.
560
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:52,384
Okay, just like we practiced.
561
00:19:52,486 --> 00:19:54,228
- And...
- Look, I'm doing it!
562
00:19:54,297 --> 00:19:56,742
So maybe I'd never
be great at sports...
563
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:59,290
... and didn't have a ton in
common with my brother...
564
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,308
... but that night, we
were on the same team.
565
00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:04,119
That's the thing about family.
566
00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:06,499
For all the fighting and surprises,
567
00:20:06,569 --> 00:20:09,015
it's the little moments
that make us remember
568
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,623
how lucky we really are.
569
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:15,284
I will be, I will be free
570
00:20:15,387 --> 00:20:19,039
Happy birthday, dear Murray
571
00:20:19,109 --> 00:20:23,566
Happy birthday to you!
572
00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:27,581
- So did you have fun, Dad?
- I had a good time.
573
00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,307
- Good 50th birthday?
- Wonderful.
574
00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:33,308
(Music paying)
575
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:38,450
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