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Adult Adam: Ah, "The Breakfast Club"...
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Truly the ultimate
teen movie of the '80s.
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Every high-school
clique was represented...
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The geeks, the jocks,
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the loners, the Molly Ringwalds.
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It showed us that if we'd sit
and talk in a circle of trust,
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we could all be friends.
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Of course, that didn't apply to me.
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I was a freshman.
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High school meant I had a clean slate.
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The movie inspired
me to reinvent myself.
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I am the coolest freshman alive.
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I wasn't.
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But, damn it, Judd Nelson
sure taught me how to be.
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What the hell is this?
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Why aren't you moving?
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Stop it!
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Start moving your body!
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And lucky for me, I had
a big older bro and sis
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who would help me out.
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Why do you have so many outfits on?
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Yeah, you look like a
hobo who lives in a Dumpster
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behind a Burlington Coat Factory.
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It's my new look.
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I'm locking in who I'm gonna
be for the next four years.
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Did you cut the fingers
off of my lace Madonna gloves?
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Now they're
fingerless tough-guy gloves...
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with some lace.
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Okay, here's how this year's gonna work.
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During school hours, you
will not walk, talk,
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or breathe anywhere near us.
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Well, what if I need you guys?
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You definitely will,
but we won't be there.
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Thing is, I'm a senior now,
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so my focus will be on
being super popular
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and making terrible mistakes
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that will greatly affect my future.
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And as one of the school's top jocks,
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I'll be knocking the
books out of your hands.
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You're not the school's top anything!
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This is madness!
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Is it?
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This year, I'm
joining the varsity wrestling,
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basketball, and cross-country.
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Cross-country?
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Since when can you run far or fast?
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Oh, I run. I run plenty.
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Yeah, your weird Barry run.
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Are you crazy? I don't run like that.
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I run like this.
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Yeah, it's probably best
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that both of you stay
away from me this year.
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Schmoopaloos, exciting news!
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We need to have a little talk.
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Stop running. Eyes on me.
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Remember how I told you all summer
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I was taking a painting class
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to help give my life a sense of purpose?
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- No. - ?Huh?
- ?Who paints what?
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You people don't listen to a word I say.
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And I would be deeply hurt if
it wasn't all a total lie.
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I was taking a course for this.
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It's my teaching certificate.
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- For what?
- For substitute teaching!
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- For where?
- High school!
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- For which high school?
- Yours!
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This [gags] isn't happening!
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That's right. You're gonna be seeing
a whole lot more of Mama.
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Oh, balls!
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[Giggles] Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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I feel anger in my body!
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See, that's it. That's the Barry run.
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It was September 3, 1980-something,
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the night before school started,
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and our worst
nightmare had become reality.
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Question... What does
this sweater say to you?
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School?
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That's exactly what I was going for.
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Look at you. A real teacher.
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While this might have begun as a way
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for me to inappropriately track
my children's every move,
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it's given me a renewed
sense of purpose.
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I'm thrilled.
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You're always marching down
there to make trouble anyhow.
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Might as well get some money for it.
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Also, you're supporting the
most important woman in your life.
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Sure! Why not?
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[Gasps] Hey! What do you think?
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How does Professor Goldberg look?
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Mom, you're not a professor.
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Well, then why do have
a PhD in nose boops?
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Boop, boop, boop! Ha!
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See you in the halls, delicious pupils.
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Excuse us, Father.
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We hate to interrupt your evening,
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but we would like to
borrow a brief moment
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of your valuable personal time.
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What the hell's going on?
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You morons always come in
screaming when you want something.
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It's true. This
energy is very unnerving.
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Shouting at you has
produced poor results in the past,
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and at this moment, our
lives are at stake.
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Which is why we came to you
as calm, mature, young adults
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to talk this out rationally.
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Even Barry? Seems unlikely.
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Agreed.
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Since you're asking so
politely, I'll wait before I say no.
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We need to discuss Mom's new position
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at William Penn Academy.
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As you know, children need healthy walls
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between their academic and home lives.
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And, if I may add,
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Mom is a monster that must be stopped!
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- No, Barry!
- You promised!
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[Sighs] Sorry! Sorry.
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Well, the answer's no.
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Have a good school year.
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So, may I?
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- Go to town.
- Do your thing.
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W-What's going on here?
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You make Mom quit or I will knock
everything over you love,
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starting with these thin books!
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[Grunts]
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What are you doing? You're
scaring the dog!
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I... am throwing... candies in anger!
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Ooh. [Panting] Went
too hot too fast. Here.
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I need... like five
hours... to recharge my anger.
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[P.A. feedback]
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Principal Ball: Hello, and welcome,
William Penn Academy.
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Thrilled to be back for
what's shaping up to be
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the most exciting school year with...
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Oh, crap! She's already here!
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Just get to class!
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My God, lady.
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It's the first
minute of the school year.
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- [Stammering] Minute.
- Oh, Earl.
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I'm not here to beat
you into submission.
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I'm here to teach.
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I'm sorry. Teach?
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Yes. I got certified over the summer.
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I'm on your list of subs.
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I am unaware of any such list.
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Here it is. See?
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There's my name right there.
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I put it there myself. Right at the top.
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- See it?
- Uh-huh.
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- See it?
- Yeah.
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- See?
- ?I see.
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- See?
- I see it.
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- See?
- I see it, damn it!
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Yay! [Chuckles]
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So, where do you need me, boss?
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Thing is, it is the first day of school
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and all of my
teachers are here and healthy.
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So, I will give you a
call as soon as... never.
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I get the sense you
don't want me here, Earl.
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Oh, good!
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Thanks for reading all
the obvious social cues.
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You're not seeing the big picture, boss.
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You're gonna need me one
day, and you know where I'll be?
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Please don't say here.
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Here. Waiting.
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Like a panther.
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A panther who teaches.
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Please don't wait like
a teaching panther.
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Oh, I'll wait but good
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'cause you never know when
one of your teachers
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might get sick or have a nasty accident.
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- Please don't hurt anybody.
- See you soon.
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Adult Adam: As my mom was
anxious to get teaching,
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I was about to teach my best friends
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a lesson in cool.
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Welcome back, gentlemen.
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Whoa. What's with all the jackets?
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Yeah, man. Denim on flannel on tweed?
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That looks swampy.
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So swampy.
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But that's the price of being a badass.
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Wait. What's with your jacket?
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Clean slate, bro.
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This year, I'm reinventing myself
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as a badass greaser like Fonzie.
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Already got the hair.
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Fonzie doesn't have a bowl cut.
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And why are you in so much purple?
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I'm reinventing myself to
be a sexy badass like Prince.
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We can't all reinvent
ourselves as badasses.
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This is not good.
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No one knows us here! We
can be anything we want!
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Hey, look. It's the jacket gang.
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It's true! They're all wearing jackets!
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It's what defines them.
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Later, jacket jerks.
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- Oh, no.
- We've been mislabeled.
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Take 'em off! Take 'em off!
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It's too late. We can't be
seen together till next semester.
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Enjoy the holidays!
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Erica! I need your help.
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No, no, no! We had an agreement!
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Dude, you're super sweaty.
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I committed to this look before
I checked the weather.
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Please. I need help.
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I'm a senior.
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I don't have time for any
drama, especially yours.
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Speaking of drama, what
about Geoff Schwartz?
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Who cares about that tool?
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I mean, sure, he loved me his whole life
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and I foolishly blew him off.
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But now Geoff's with
Evy, which is great,
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'cause I can focus on my year of awesome
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and really get out there.
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Crap. Here they come.
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Close the door. Close the metal door.
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I... Slam it in my face. I can take it.
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Please tell me they're gone.
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Make a hole, people!
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Peak physical champions coming through.
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Check this out, fellas.
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Boom!
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Whoa. What are you doing, man?
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That's not how you
welcome somebody to our school.
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But we're jocks.
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We're student athletes, bro.
Leaders on and off the field.
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Have a good year, little man.
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Wait up! I love nerds! Just...
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I'll punch someone else.
Just tell me who to punch.
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Even though we were
still trying to find our place
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at school, our mom was
feeling right at home.
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Oh, the teachers' lounge!
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Oh! [Chuckles] So beautiful.
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I'm home.
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Well, well, well. The rumors are true.
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Hello, Andre.
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[Laughing] Oh.
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I've been waiting for
this moment a long, long time.
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Thank you so much. I've
worked really hard to get here.
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Not to support you. To destroy you!
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- What?! - Well, maybe not destroy,
but to be cold and distant.
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Doesn't really come naturally to me.
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I'm really a people
person. Everybody says so.
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But after all the times you made
the teachers' lives hell,
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did you really think that we were
gonna accept you as one of us?
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It wasn't personal.
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I was just doing my job as Mama Bear.
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Well, the bear's got no claws now.
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[Laughs]
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That's right! We got the claws!
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Rawr.
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Let me do the talking, Bruce.
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I'm afraid only real teachers
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are welcome in the teachers' lounge.
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[Chuckles] And you're not one of us.
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So, where am I supposed to eat lunch?
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The cafeteria. That's
where all the subs eat.
258
00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,387
All the subs and that new music teacher
259
00:08:34,456 --> 00:08:36,734
who wants all the students to
think that he's one of them.
260
00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:37,724
[Scoffs]
261
00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,426
Yeah, I had a band once, too, Cody.
262
00:08:39,494 --> 00:08:41,194
Point is, get out!
263
00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:42,662
264
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,631
That day, my mom
wasn't the only one searching
265
00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:46,733
for a place to eat her lunch.
266
00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:48,468
Stupid Geoff and Evy,
267
00:08:48,537 --> 00:08:51,871
ruining the cool table with their
love and unsanitary food play.
268
00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,339
Now I've got nowhere to sit.
269
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,308
I'm the one who needs to
find the right table,
270
00:08:55,377 --> 00:08:57,422
'cause where I sit will
define me for the next four years.
271
00:08:57,446 --> 00:08:59,345
It's just like "The Breakfast Club."
272
00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,747
Look at the cliques...
273
00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:03,249
The cheerleaders, the
burners, the band geeks,
274
00:09:03,318 --> 00:09:04,384
the... Mom?!
275
00:09:04,453 --> 00:09:06,319
Hey, kids! Over here!
276
00:09:06,388 --> 00:09:07,854
Come sit with your mother!
277
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,556
- Oh! Balls, balls, balls.
- Son of a...
278
00:09:09,624 --> 00:09:11,658
Um, your mom's here.
279
00:09:11,726 --> 00:09:13,226
We know. We see her.
280
00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:14,627
Yoo-hoo! Can you see me?
281
00:09:14,696 --> 00:09:16,062
She's waving very clearly at us.
282
00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:19,032
I'm your mama! I pushed
you out of my swimsuit area!
283
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,813
Barry didn't want the jocks to see him
screaming uncontrollably at his mother.
284
00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:23,002
I've got grapes.
285
00:09:23,071 --> 00:09:24,782
So he sent me over to
talk some sense into her.
286
00:09:24,806 --> 00:09:26,706
Let's just go before this gets worse.
287
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,309
Well, park your cute, little tushies.
288
00:09:29,377 --> 00:09:31,578
I'm having a terrible first day.
289
00:09:31,646 --> 00:09:33,313
I can't sit with my mom at lunch.
290
00:09:33,381 --> 00:09:35,148
I'm already the sweaty jacket kid.
291
00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:37,350
It would ruin any
shred of cool I have left.
292
00:09:37,419 --> 00:09:39,719
Forgive me, Mrs. G., but
Barry wants you to know,
293
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,554
"Get out, you monster!
294
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,389
Get out through that window right now!"
295
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,058
If you don't sit at this table,
296
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,227
then I have failed as a
mother and an educator.
297
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,428
You are not an educator!
298
00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:50,396
You are just a crazy
lady in a worm sweater!
299
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,099
Okay, you are walking on
very dangerous ground right now.
300
00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:55,335
This worm is the only child I have left.
301
00:09:55,403 --> 00:09:57,248
No one wants your
sweater, and no one wants you!
302
00:09:57,272 --> 00:09:58,605
Goldbergs, please!
303
00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:00,206
What on Earth is going on over here?
304
00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:01,385
I'll tell you what's going on, Earl.
305
00:10:01,409 --> 00:10:02,642
You have some very mean,
306
00:10:02,711 --> 00:10:04,511
disrespectful children at this school.
307
00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:05,690
Well, they're your children.
308
00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:07,024
Tell them what happens to a student
309
00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:08,288
when they sass-mouth a teacher.
310
00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:09,749
They get Saturday detention.
311
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,596
Why don't you tell her what
happens to a teacher
312
00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:12,952
who abuses her power?
313
00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:14,354
Teachers get fired.
314
00:10:14,422 --> 00:10:16,656
Oh, my God. Earl, write a detention.
315
00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:18,391
It's not that [bleep] hard!
316
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:21,294
Whoa! Whoa! Everyone, go
back to your lunches!
317
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,263
Not okay. Not okay.
318
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,298
What's not okay is you haven't
told the blond lady
319
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,466
to hit the bricks!
320
00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:28,134
Yeah, man! Do your job!
321
00:10:28,203 --> 00:10:30,470
Barry was hoping you'd step
in and wanted to add, uh,
322
00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:32,005
"Grow some plums!"
323
00:10:32,073 --> 00:10:33,072
Okay, listen.
324
00:10:33,141 --> 00:10:34,707
You kids cannot talk to me that way,
325
00:10:34,776 --> 00:10:37,277
'cause now you really
do have Saturday detention.
326
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,111
- What?!
- No!
327
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,012
How am I in trouble?
328
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,160
I'm just Barry's messenger.
329
00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:41,359
Well, then deliver this one...
330
00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:43,249
I expect to see him Saturday, too.
331
00:10:43,318 --> 00:10:45,051
[Screams]
332
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,986
So much for my year of awesome!
333
00:10:47,055 --> 00:10:48,188
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.
334
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,422
I officially give up,
335
00:10:49,491 --> 00:10:51,624
and not just because my
mom invaded my school,
336
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,827
but because I suck at
love and I'm gonna die alone!
337
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,494
Forever alone!
338
00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:00,166
Don't mind her. She's a basket case.
339
00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,402
Also, you're fired from
the job you never had.
340
00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:04,904
Is it because I screamed
out a bad word in the cafeteria?
341
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,606
Sort of a grab bag of things.
342
00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:09,011
Ah [bleep].
343
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,695
It was 7:00 a.m. Saturday morning,
344
00:11:12,696 --> 00:11:14,415
and my dream of
living "The Breakfast Club"
345
00:11:14,439 --> 00:11:16,139
had become way too real.
346
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,574
Well, well.
347
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:18,675
Here we are.
348
00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:21,978
It is now 7:06.
349
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,681
You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes
350
00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:27,016
to ponder the error of your ways.
351
00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,285
My office is right across that hall.
352
00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:32,355
Any monkey business is ill-advised.
353
00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:33,256
Questions?
354
00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,657
I got a question.
355
00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:37,127
Does Barry Manilow know that
you raid his wardrobe?
356
00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:39,062
Well, aren't you nice?
357
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,664
I happen to be quite the Fanilow.
358
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:42,699
No, it's from a movie.
359
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,033
It's what the cool kid does...
360
00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:45,435
And he's gone.
361
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,504
Eight hours? This is a nightmare.
362
00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:48,638
No, it's not.
363
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,017
It's just like "The Breakfast Club."
364
00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,175
Think about it. We're
just like the characters.
365
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,844
Lainey's the popular
princess. Barry's the jock.
366
00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:57,981
And Erica's Ally Sheedy, the
crazy, unstable basket case.
367
00:11:58,049 --> 00:12:00,250
Hey! I'm just a little
depressed and unshowered
368
00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,896
'cause I'm having a
few boy issues, and...
369
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,386
Shut up!
370
00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:06,456
And I, of course, am
Bender, the troubled bad boy.
371
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,258
You're the nerd,
nerd. Everyone knows it.
372
00:12:08,326 --> 00:12:10,960
I am not the nerd. You're
the nerd, dude.
373
00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:12,629
Who are you, and why are you here?
374
00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:15,031
I'm Johnny Atkins, and I'm always here.
375
00:12:17,669 --> 00:12:19,969
So needlessly destructive.
376
00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:22,105
That's such an Anthony
Michael Hall thing to say.
377
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,373
- Totally.
- Classic nerdery.
378
00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:24,841
I am not the nerd.
379
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,844
I guess there will just be two bad boys.
380
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,445
Can't have two bad boys.
381
00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:30,880
Okay. Babe, let's bail.
382
00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:33,116
How? The only way out
is past Ball's office.
383
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,984
Or is it?
384
00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:37,420
Again, this is just like the movie.
385
00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:39,455
No one cares about the stupid movie!
386
00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:41,524
Now help me into the
ceiling like in the movie!
387
00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,760
While Barry was running
away from detention,
388
00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:46,462
my mom was retreating
to what she knew best.
389
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:47,564
What's all this?
390
00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:50,066
Oh, you know me. Busy, busy, busy.
391
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:52,215
If I don't get dinner on
the table, nobody else will.
392
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,403
It's 8:00 in the morning.
393
00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,939
She's in a tizzy. Help her.
394
00:12:56,007 --> 00:12:58,641
Bevy, you do this when you're upset.
395
00:12:58,710 --> 00:12:59,943
Or happy.
396
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:01,778
But right now, upset.
397
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:02,745
I'm not upset.
398
00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:04,147
This house is a mess
399
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,460
because I let that silly,
little teaching job get in the way,
400
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:09,452
but now I know this is where I belong.
401
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,201
But that teaching
job meant so much to you.
402
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:14,324
Well, this family means
so much more to me.
403
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:16,771
- Also, nobody from the school
wants me there. - That's not true.
404
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,929
Principal Ball literally
said, "I don't want you here."
405
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:21,075
Well, that could mean anything.
406
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:22,619
And the kids say I ruined their lives.
407
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:25,034
They ruined ours, too.
It's the circle of life.
408
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,736
And the teachers hate my guts.
409
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,683
- Well, there's history there.
- And I got fired.
410
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,573
Well, they clearly don't want you there,
411
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:31,574
so that makes sense.
412
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:32,909
You're not good at this.
413
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,778
I just realized I'm not a teacher.
414
00:13:35,847 --> 00:13:37,614
I'm a mom.
415
00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:40,583
I'm gonna go cheese-up some cod.
416
00:13:41,886 --> 00:13:43,753
Seeing my mom abandon her dream,
417
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,321
my dad did the unimaginable.
418
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,589
He got involved.
419
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,857
We need to talk.
420
00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:49,559
Oh, good.
421
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,094
First week wouldn't seem complete
422
00:13:51,162 --> 00:13:52,695
without uncomfortable quality time
423
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:54,297
with every Goldberg.
424
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,466
You need to let
Beverly be a teacher again.
425
00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,434
The thing is, she never was a teacher,
426
00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:00,803
and she won't be as
long as I'm in charge.
427
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,383
I think you're
looking at this the wrong way.
428
00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:04,274
If Beverly works for you,
429
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:06,242
she no longer comes here as a mother.
430
00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:07,677
She's an employee.
431
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,912
Who's the boss of all the employees?
432
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:12,482
I am.
433
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:15,685
That means she'd no
longer be your worst nightmare.
434
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:19,222
She'd be the worst nightmare
of anyone you want her to be.
435
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,057
That's a scary amount of power.
436
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,859
I think you unleash the power.
437
00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:26,029
You give me the word, and
Beverly will be here.
438
00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:29,165
Get on the horn and make it happen.
439
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,334
I am taking my Saturdays back!
440
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,670
The harpsichord in our living room
441
00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:35,738
has been silent for too long!
442
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:36,806
Hot dog!
443
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,441
I'll call my wife.
444
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,842
She's gonna be thrilled.
445
00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,377
You stupid, stupid man!
446
00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:43,112
How could you do this to me?
447
00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:44,314
You were so sad!
448
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,349
I actually did something good for once!
449
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,383
Seriously?
450
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:48,652
Who marches down to the school
451
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,286
and makes unreasonable demands?
452
00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:52,322
You do! All the time!
453
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,723
And who cares?
454
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,124
Earl said he wants you back.
455
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,392
Doesn't matter.
456
00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:59,595
Even if Ball wants me
there, my own kids don't.
457
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:00,908
Well, who's gonna sit here all day
458
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,031
and watch these damn kids?
459
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,101
You wanted to get
involved? Get involved.
460
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,770
Aw, man.
461
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,106
I did not think this through.
462
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,676
I'm hungry, and my thighs are so crampy.
463
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:16,379
Why didn't I just go out the window?
464
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,781
While Barry was losing his
way in the intricate maze
465
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:21,984
of air ducts, we were losing
our minds from boredom.
466
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,653
I really need to shower.
467
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,555
All right, morons. Listen up.
468
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:27,223
Dad? Why are you here?
469
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,591
I've been put in charge.
470
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,860
Sweet. You're not a
teacher, so we can bail.
471
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:34,030
Oh! I'm worse than a
teacher. I'm your dad.
472
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,500
And that means I can take
away everything you know and love.
473
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,970
Well, you're not my
dad, so I'm out of here, man.
474
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,272
That's fine. I don't
even know who that is.
475
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:45,508
The rest of you are
gonna be writing an essay
476
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,076
of at least 1,000 words.
477
00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:48,745
An essay that will bond us together
478
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,113
like in "The Breakfast Club"?
479
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:52,648
No. You're gonna write nice
things about your mom.
480
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:55,351
Make her feel like you want
her around all the time.
481
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,831
That's the opposite of what we want.
482
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,154
Do it, morons!
483
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,890
The next time I come in
here, I'm crackin' skulls!
484
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,325
- Aah!
- [Thud]
485
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:06,195
Freedom!
486
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,154
Oh.
487
00:16:11,518 --> 00:16:13,722
Our breakfast club was passing us by,
488
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,510
and I was getting desperate.
489
00:16:15,534 --> 00:16:16,733
Guys, this is crazy.
490
00:16:16,802 --> 00:16:18,535
The day's almost
over and we've yet to bond
491
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,170
or reveal our deepest secrets.
492
00:16:20,239 --> 00:16:21,939
This isn't a John Hughes movie, dude.
493
00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:23,507
No! I refuse to accept that.
494
00:16:23,576 --> 00:16:25,542
Bonding will happen, and
it starts right now!
495
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:29,213
[The Knack's "My Sharona" plays]
496
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,533
Come on. This seems super hokey,
497
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,628
but we'll accept each other
through our awkward movement.
498
00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:34,585
Not gonna work.
499
00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:35,619
Dear God. Pass.
500
00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,487
What's wrong? Scared?
501
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:38,722
I fear nothing!
502
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,058
Watch me destroy you
with dance! I'll show you!
503
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,394
Ooh, my little pretty
one, my pretty one
504
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:47,275
And just like that, we forgot about...
505
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,278
...who we were trying to
be or thought we were.
506
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,280
We were just us.
507
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:55,339
And after spending all day trying
to force everybody to get closer...
508
00:16:55,407 --> 00:16:57,274
a little goofy dancing
509
00:16:57,343 --> 00:16:59,287
like in an '80s teen movie
510
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,456
allowed it just to happen naturally.
511
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,693
And when it was over,
I finally found myself sitting...
512
00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:07,095
in a "Breakfast Club" -style trust circle.
513
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,885
I know we're in school and all,
514
00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:10,687
but thanks for not ignoring me today.
515
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:12,456
I wish we could be like this
516
00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:15,492
when we're back to
school Monday, but I-I get it.
517
00:17:15,561 --> 00:17:17,361
No one wants to hang out with a nerd.
518
00:17:17,429 --> 00:17:18,707
But I thought you were the bad boy.
519
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:21,531
No. I'm the same as I
was in middle school.
520
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,801
Six layers of boiling-hot
clothes won't change that.
521
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,003
Yeah, I'm not a jock.
522
00:17:26,071 --> 00:17:28,205
Sure, I have the awesome
skills and talent,
523
00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:29,851
but I just can't be that
sweet and caring.
524
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,275
It's not in me.
525
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,411
I tried to convince myself I don't
care about Geoff and Evy,
526
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,880
but every day, I'll be
reminded that I blew it.
527
00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:38,248
And you were right.
528
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,083
I really am a basket case.
529
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:41,451
And I'm just a mom.
530
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,919
God, what are you doing here?!
531
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,888
I thought we were
all sharing our feelings.
532
00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:47,257
This is our trust
circle! You're ruining it!
533
00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:50,594
Oh, you're right. I don't belong here.
534
00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:51,795
I don't belong anywhere.
535
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,197
[Simple Minds' "Don't You" plays]
536
00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:55,910
Wow. We're sitting here
537
00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,654
struggling over who we
are in high school...
538
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,214
and you're going
through the same thing.
539
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:00,771
I know. It's silly.
540
00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:02,606
No, it's not.
541
00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:05,342
You always say you're "just a mom,"
542
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:06,610
but you're more than that.
543
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:09,946
- You think so?
- Dad was right.
544
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:12,794
You always support our
dreams no matter what.
545
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:14,796
So I guess now it's our turn.
546
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,598
Really? You want me here?
547
00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:18,855
- Oh, absolutely not.
- I will run from you.
548
00:18:18,924 --> 00:18:21,469
But for once, it's not about us.
549
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,927
That is so sweet.
550
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:26,663
Inside and out and
551
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:30,367
Love's strange, so
real in the dark
552
00:18:30,436 --> 00:18:33,136
Think of the tender
things that we were working on
553
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:35,605
- What's this?
- It's the essay you made us write.
554
00:18:35,674 --> 00:18:37,252
Looks kind of long.
555
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:39,876
Just, uh, tell me the highlights.
556
00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:43,347
It says..."We love our mom.
557
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,516
Everything she is and
everything she wants to be.
558
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:49,152
But the truth is, up until today...
559
00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:51,266
that's all we thought she was...
560
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,056
Just a mom.
561
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,325
But she's so much more than that.
562
00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:56,893
We all are.
563
00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:59,629
Even though we all look at
each other in the simplest terms...
564
00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:02,344
with the most convenient definitions,
565
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:03,900
we're more than that.
566
00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:06,636
We're not just a geek...
567
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,839
or a jock...
568
00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,018
or a basket case."
569
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:11,341
Hey, guys.
570
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,620
Erica! There she is!
571
00:19:12,644 --> 00:19:14,077
Where you been all week?
572
00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:15,779
Laying low. But I'm back.
573
00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:18,982
Down, down, down
574
00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,250
"Or a mom."
575
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,252
Teachers only.
576
00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:24,254
The blond lady stays.
577
00:19:24,323 --> 00:19:26,289
Beverly, some jerk parked in my space.
578
00:19:26,358 --> 00:19:28,291
[Scoffs] This will not stand.
579
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,527
Adam: "In the end, we're a family."
580
00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:32,329
I got to go move my car.
581
00:19:32,398 --> 00:19:34,464
"And that means we're in it together.
582
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:37,401
Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."
583
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,736
What's "The Breakfast Club"?
584
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,338
My dad asked a good question.
585
00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:42,906
No one knew.
586
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,409
But what we did
know was the Goldbergs...
587
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,879
were hardly as cool as Judd
Nelson and Molly Ringwald.
588
00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:50,892
But as I began my freshman year,
589
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:52,949
it sure as hell felt that way.
590
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,651
What are you doing?
591
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,086
Nothing. Go away.
592
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:57,332
Okay, well, since you're frozen,
593
00:19:57,356 --> 00:19:58,889
I'm gonna take my gnub-gnubs.
594
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:01,258
- [Chuckles] Gnub, gnub,
gnub, gnub, gnub, gnub! - No! No!
595
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,059
No gnub-gnubs in public!
596
00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:05,762
Oh, you get back here!
597
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,330
You get back here!
598
00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:09,533
La-la-la-la
599
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:10,867
La la la
600
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:13,255
_
601
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:14,271
Oh, hi.
602
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,306
Um, I go to his school now. Uh...
603
00:20:16,895 --> 00:20:17,934
_
604
00:20:18,061 --> 00:20:19,395
_
605
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:23,680
Go put a pair of socks
on! Go get dressed!
606
00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:26,049
It's a quarter after 7:00. Please.
607
00:20:26,118 --> 00:20:28,018
- A quarter after 7:00?
- Yes.
608
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,112
_
609
00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:34,743
Whoa. What's with the bolo tie?
610
00:20:34,811 --> 00:20:36,644
I've come to terms
that I'm the lovable nerd,
611
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,646
like Duckie from "Pretty in Pink."
612
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,348
And I've decided to embrace it.
613
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,283
Wait. Why are you guys
wearing hats, too?
614
00:20:42,352 --> 00:20:44,530
'Cause I want the cool kids to
think I'm a rugged adventurer,
615
00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:45,653
like Indiana Jones.
616
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,088
And I'm hoping this Devo hat
617
00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:48,823
lands me a spot
in the New Wave crowd.
618
00:20:48,892 --> 00:20:50,524
Gentlemen, high school's gonna rock.
619
00:20:50,593 --> 00:20:52,760
Nice hats, hat boys.
620
00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:55,161
You're all wearing hats like idiots!
621
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,563
That's your thing!
622
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,898
- Later, hat heads.
- [Chuckles]
623
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,268
High school's gonna suck.
624
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:07,391
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