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Adult Adam: My brother Barry
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was the world champion
of the Goldberg house.
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Athletics flowed through his veins.
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Sports!
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Yep, in our family, Barry
was the undisputed jock,
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mainly 'cause I never disputed it.
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Swish, baby!
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Holy balls!
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It only took 173 tries!
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It took Dr.J 200 times.
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Don't look it up. Just
take my words as fact.
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Calling my shot.
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Right-field bleachers.
Give it to me, Adam.
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Come on, baby!
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He had it all... strength,
passion, and delusion.
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Yes! Left field, which is your right,
so it still counts!
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Dude, how do the Phillies
not recruit you right now,
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fresh out of high school?
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That's what I ask when I call them!
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Truth was, I may have
been a tad responsible
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for over-inflating his ego.
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Tonight, we celebrate excellence
on and off the field.
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I give you the William Penn academy
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athlete of the year.
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Not only is this student
a gifted sportsman,
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but he's a born leader, and, damn it,
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I'd follow him anywhere.
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Snap some photos
after he calls my name.
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Of course, you all know
who I'm talking about...
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Rub?n Amaro, Junior.
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Boom! Yes! Yes!
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[Exhaling sharply] Yes!
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Student athletes, parents, faculty,
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and distinguished guests,
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I am privileged and honored
to accept this award.
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Goldberg, what the hell are you doing?
I said Rub?n Amaro, Junior.
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What? How is that even possible?
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Well, he's an athletic superstar,
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and you are our mascot.
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Now put on the giant head
and dance for our champ.
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[Applause]
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This is bullcrap.
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What does Rub?n Amaro, Jr.
have that I don't?
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Um, four-year varsity
Letterman in baseball,
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the home-run record, and I'm
pretty sure he's got
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a full scholarship to Stanford.
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Anyone could play baseball.
I play wiffle.
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Yes, the only sport where the equipment
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is sold in a pharmacy.
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Well, at the very least,
Coach should recognize
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my insane hoop skills.
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Sweetie, you're not
even on the basketball team.
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'Cause I play street ball.
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My flash and pizzazz can't
be contained in a gymnasium.
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And don't get me started
on my boomerang skills.
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I won't. I'd like to see Rub?n
Amaro, Jr. Chuck a 'rang.
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Stupid, selfish showboat.
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This night was supposed
to be about Barry Goldberg.
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I don't think it was.
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But hey, you'll always be my champion.
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That's just worthless.
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But thank you.
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Barry's dream of becoming
an athletic superstar
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was at an all-time low,
but that all changed
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when he watched the biggest
underdog story
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in Olympic history on the news...
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The story of Eddie The Eagle.
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Look at him go, Lucky.
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A week ago, nobody
knew who this guy was.
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But today, he's a legend.
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A legend that would inspire my brother
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on his path to greatness.
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Is that guy wearing his glasses
under his ski goggles?
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That's Eddie The Eagle.
He's an actual Olympic athlete.
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How? He looks like a guy
that works at the post office.
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Exactly. He's the only dude
from England to do ski-jumping.
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[Vangelis' "Chariots Of Fire" plays]
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This nobody just walked
right into Olympic glory.
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This changes everything.
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You're right! I'm gonna be a champion!
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Olympics, here I come, baby!
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Watch out.
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Champi...
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[Music stops] God, those are steep.
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[Panting]
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Champion!
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I'm twisted up inside
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but nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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but the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was February 24, 1980-something,
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and my Dad was doing what he did best...
saving money.
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Which one of you morons
cranked up the heat to 55?
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How is that cranked up?
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I'm wearing my Spider-man
long underwear,
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which, yes, feels
like a fun little secret,
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but it shouldn't be
necessary in the house.
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He's right, Mur. It's freezing in here.
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At least start a fire.
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Are you nuts?
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You think firewood grows on trees?
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Yes, that's what trees are... Wood.
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Well, keep your hands off.
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And turn off the damn lights!
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We don't support the electric company.
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Hey, we're still in here.
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It's after 6:00! Go to bed!
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My dad had always
been frugal, but lately,
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he was getting worse.
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Murray: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's two whole ounces
of milk right there.
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Pour it back.
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But it's blue from all the boo Berry.
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Berries are healthy. Pour it back.
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Even his co-workers
at the furniture store
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were feeling the squeeze.
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Hi.
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Picking up or dropping...
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Oh, god, it's you!
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Hello? Vic?
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We're closed. Come back later.
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Vic, I see you.
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[Chuckles]
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What are you doing in a photo shack?
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Murray kind of cut back my hours.
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Oh, no.
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Is it 'cause you're so
terrible at selling furniture?
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No. Wait, does Murray say that?
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Are things not going well at the store?
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Oh, well, you know the furniture game.
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[Chuckles] It's...
But, no, they're not.
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- What?
- But do me a favor.
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Don't tell Murray you
heard it from me, okay?
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Of course, Vic. I permiss.
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Did you just say "permiss"?
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No, I said "I pormiss."
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Por... por...
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I pormiss.
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- Wait, what?
- Got to go!
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[Tires screech]
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My mom wasn't one to break a promise.
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A "pormiss" was a different story.
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Hey! Bevy!
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What a fun surprise!
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Yeah. Just came to see
the big guy in action.
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[Chuckles] So, how's it going?
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Hoo-hoo! Been slammed.
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Slammed, huh?
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Must have missed the rush.
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Well, you know, it comes in waves.
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As a matter of fact,
I should get back to work.
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Oh, so, so busy.
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Sold two of these.
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This baby... gone.
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Sold it. Shouldn't have
been sitting in it.
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And you're not gonna believe this.
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Somebody bought a register!
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Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching!
Look at us!
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As my dad was hiding
his troubles from my mom,
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Barry was unleashing
his inner champion.
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What's with the board, douche lords?
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Just deciding which Olympic sport
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will make Barry a national hero.
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Deal with it!
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Okay, stop.
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You're not Eddie The Eagle,
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and you're never gonna win at...
Curling?
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What the hell is that?
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Isn't it genius? No one knows.
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It's a sport where you sweep
a rock across a sheet of ice.
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It takes incredible focus and patience.
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Mmmmmm.
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Moving on. How about dressage?
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Yes! I'll win the gold
at whatever that is!
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It's an equestrian event,
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which is the elegant
art of horse dancing.
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I told you, bro! I will never
dance with a horse!
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Never!
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What is your deal with horses?
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They know what they did.
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You're right. Moving on.
Rhythmic gymnastics.
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Oh, you mean ribbon dancing?
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Yes, please do that. I beg you.
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I sense your mocking tone. You
know who else got mocked?
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Edward "Eddie The Eagle" Edwards.
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His name is Edward Edwards?
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Look, I don't know all the details.
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I'm just basing my life on him. Geez.
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In that case, let's get you a ribbon.
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It's everything I thought
it would be and more.
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The ribbon just takes
me where it wants.
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Look at him go. [Thud]
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[Gasping] Not part of the routine.
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Help me!
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Don't worry. We'll find
a sport for you.
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How are you with skiing and guns?
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Never done it, but I'm awesome at it.
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Stop. Just stop. Admit it.
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The only sport you're good
at is that stupid brother game
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you invented to beat
the crap out of each other.
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Both: Ball-ball!
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- Ball-ball!
- One awesome thing about
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having an older brother
was the sports we'd make up.
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Racquet round!
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The rules were endless
and complicated...
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Sleep!
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But no matter what, you had to yell...
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Ball-ball!
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Yes!
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Dude, you're unbeatable!
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This is the answer, Erica!
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If I get ball-ball into the Olympics,
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you'll know I'll bring home the gold.
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Giant problem... some dumbass
game you play in the basement
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will never be an Olympic sport.
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That's what they said about soccer.
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He's right. I heard that.
No, you didn't.
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I didn't, but he said it
with such confidence I agree.
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We will rule the world!
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Ugh!
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While my brother had
found his road to gold,
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my mother was worried my dad
was on the road to ruin.
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You should have seen the store, Dad.
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Completely abandoned.
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I just don't understand why
he won't ask me for help.
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This is how Murray's dad raised him.
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Be proud. Don't ask for a hand-out.
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Solve it yourself.
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Well, you raised me to offer
support and guidance
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and strong-arm anyone
into doing exactly what I want.
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That's what you thought
I meant when I said,
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"follow your dreams"?
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Yes.
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My dad was too proud to ask for help,
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so my mom decided to force it on him.
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Bevy!
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Hello, Murray.
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I see you found the solution
to all your problems.
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What am I looking at?
I'm confused and angry.
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It's a fa-ton. A what?
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A fa-ton.
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- Fa-ton?
- Fa-ton.
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- Fa-ton.
- Fa-ton?!
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- Fa-ton.
- A what?
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- Fa-ton.
- It's Japanese.
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It's a couch but also...
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A bed!
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It's the origami of furniture.
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What is it doing in the only room
in the world that I like?
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Murray, I know
about the furniture store.
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I saw Vic in that tiny
little photo house.
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It was sad.
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Look, I don't need anyone's help.
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And I definitely don't need a fa-ton.
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Just one [Bleep] fa-ton.
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No fa-tons.
258
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,980
As my dad was refusing
help to sell furniture,
259
00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:10,783
Barry was hoping to sell
ball-ball to the masses.
260
00:09:10,819 --> 00:09:13,019
Friends, JTP...
261
00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:14,420
- Together: JTP!
- Girlfriend
262
00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,088
ponytail burnouts.
263
00:09:16,124 --> 00:09:17,890
- Sup?
- I've gathered you here today
264
00:09:17,926 --> 00:09:19,625
'cause you're the taste-makers
of the school.
265
00:09:19,661 --> 00:09:21,561
You know it. Big time.
We'll eat anything.
266
00:09:21,596 --> 00:09:24,497
I present to you ball-ball,
a high-octane sport
267
00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:26,460
of the future, and it's the coolest,
268
00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:27,567
newest club in school.
269
00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:28,634
What the hell, man?
270
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,403
You told me this was a rush
appreciation club.
271
00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:31,946
I'm letting you in on the ground floor.
272
00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,507
'Cause what we have here,
it's more than a game.
273
00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:36,273
It's a way of life. I've played it.
274
00:09:36,298 --> 00:09:38,077
They're definitely overselling
it, but it's fine.
275
00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:39,212
I heard I get to hit
you in the testicles.
276
00:09:39,247 --> 00:09:40,213
When do I get to do that?
277
00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,347
Love the enthusiasm!
278
00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:42,982
Now, I'm not only president
of this club.
279
00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:45,151
I'm also ball-ball
champion of the world.
280
00:09:45,178 --> 00:09:47,696
So I will naturally dominate,
so do not be discouraged.
281
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,188
All right, everyone out!
282
00:09:49,224 --> 00:09:51,657
Rub?n Amaro, Jr. has to break
in some new sneakers.
283
00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:53,726
But I signed out the gym
for my new ball-ball club.
284
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,891
What is this? How's it work?
285
00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:57,163
Ah, there's like a thousand rules.
Too complicated for you.
286
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:59,298
Bro, it's Rub?n Amaro, Jr.
Let him in our club.
287
00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:01,149
Yeah, you want this to go big, right?
288
00:10:01,174 --> 00:10:02,735
Well, he's the best athlete in school.
289
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,204
I don't know if it's confirmed
he's the best athlete in school.
290
00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,540
And honestly, I'm not sure
he's ready to play game like this.
291
00:10:07,575 --> 00:10:08,575
Watch and learn.
292
00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,042
Ball-ball!
293
00:10:10,078 --> 00:10:12,678
Oh, no! He caught it with one hand.
294
00:10:12,714 --> 00:10:14,180
That's a Ball-Buster bonus.
295
00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,366
A penalty shot
at Barry's face or nards.
296
00:10:16,391 --> 00:10:17,184
Your choice.
297
00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,517
Nards! Definitely the nards!
298
00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,620
Hey, Adam, pal, maybe ease
up on the rules until...
299
00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:21,548
Ohh!
300
00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:23,322
Sweetie, are you okay?
301
00:10:23,358 --> 00:10:24,957
[Groaning] He didn't say "ball-ball."
302
00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:27,360
This game is amazing! I'm
telling everyone in school!
303
00:10:27,395 --> 00:10:28,694
Hey, Coach, I like this club.
304
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:32,399
Rub?n Amaro, Jr. is in.
It is officially a club.
305
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,833
[Gasps] Score! We did it!
306
00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,301
Wait, is this little kid
playing with us?
307
00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:37,169
'Cause maybe I'll take a rain check.
308
00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,604
If Rub?n hates it, I hate it, too.
309
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,273
Actually, I'm Barry's coach.
310
00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,008
No! I don't even know who this kid is!
311
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,176
Get out of here, strange child.
312
00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:46,846
But this is our sport.
We invented it together.
313
00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,681
Well, sometimes in life,
you make hard choices.
314
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,783
This is an easy one. Bye, Adam.
315
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,785
No! It's my game, too! Turns
out Barry added a new rule
316
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,755
to our beloved ball-ball...
Stabbing me in the back.
317
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,648
Despite my dad's struggle at the store,
318
00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:01,000
he forbid my mom from getting involved.
319
00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:02,425
It did not stick.
320
00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:03,568
Surprise!
321
00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:04,903
It's a fa-ton.
322
00:11:04,938 --> 00:11:07,472
I know it's a fa-ton. We
discussed the fa-ton.
323
00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:10,327
Get the fa-ton out of my store!
324
00:11:10,352 --> 00:11:12,774
I believe it's pronounced "fu-ton."
325
00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,480
[Bell dings] I'll handle this.
326
00:11:15,516 --> 00:11:16,948
Hello, sir.
327
00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:19,050
What fine piece of luxury furniture
328
00:11:19,086 --> 00:11:20,585
can I put you in today?
329
00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:22,888
Oh. Is that one of those new futons?
330
00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:25,323
Why, yes. They're very comfortable.
331
00:11:25,359 --> 00:11:27,035
No. Ignore that thing.
332
00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,359
These people don't even work here.
333
00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:29,594
See, I have a small condo,
334
00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,859
and this would really
save a lot of room.
335
00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,865
Not to mention a lot of money.
336
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,600
Here. Sit down. Or lie down.
337
00:11:35,636 --> 00:11:36,701
The choice is yours.
338
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,503
Wait, what if I told you
339
00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:41,873
I have a bed combined
with a small lake?
340
00:11:43,508 --> 00:11:44,157
You see that?
341
00:11:44,182 --> 00:11:46,278
You see how it's gently
rocking me to sleep?
342
00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,213
Waterbed. [Sighs] Yeah, I don't know.
343
00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:49,514
It seems kind of '70s.
344
00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:51,449
This bed is so damn relaxing!
345
00:11:51,485 --> 00:11:53,318
Really? 'Cause you look more agitated.
346
00:11:53,353 --> 00:11:55,287
It's like being
in the freaking Bahamas.
347
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:57,255
Come on. Lay down next to me.
348
00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,258
Lay your body next to mine
and feel what I feel.
349
00:12:00,294 --> 00:12:02,359
Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna go futon.
350
00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:03,328
Wonderful.
351
00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,797
Vic will ring you
up since he's not doing anything.
352
00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:07,766
[Chuckles]
353
00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:09,618
I'm taking this commission.
354
00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:10,869
We did it.
355
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,804
See what happens when you
accept a little help?
356
00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:15,040
You want to help? Great.
The store is yours.
357
00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:16,341
What are you talking about?
358
00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:18,749
If I'm not needed here, I quit.
359
00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:20,245
You can't quit! You're the boss!
360
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,347
Oh-ho-ho! Well, now you're the boss.
361
00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:26,421
Well, if I'm the boss, then
I hire you back as my boss,
362
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,052
and I quit.
363
00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:28,687
Fine. I'm the boss?
364
00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:31,323
Well, then I'm leaving
you in charge forever!
365
00:12:31,358 --> 00:12:33,291
That day, my dad wasn't the only one
366
00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:34,859
being beaten at his own game.
Ball-ball.
367
00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:36,595
- Ball-ball.
- Ball-ball.
368
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,330
- Ball-ball.
- Ball-ball.
369
00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:39,898
Oh! Damn it! Rematch!
370
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,067
Maybe I should play
Johnny Atkins or Carla.
371
00:12:42,102 --> 00:12:43,491
You know, make it fair. Fair?
372
00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:44,669
What are you saying?
373
00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:47,005
He's saying you suck, Goldberg.
Hit the bricks.
374
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,616
Crazy girl's right, Goldberg.
375
00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:50,141
People are playing. Get off the court.
376
00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:51,142
But I'm club president.
377
00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:53,078
I thought Rub?n was. Good idea.
378
00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:55,480
Rub?n Amaro, Jr.,
you're club president.
379
00:12:55,515 --> 00:12:56,848
But I invented this game!
380
00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,750
Dude, you invented Rub?n-ball?
381
00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:03,521
Well done, Barry. Well done.
382
00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:06,424
Appreciate the support, bro,
but it's not time to celebrate.
383
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:09,327
I'm not supporting you.
This is a sarcastic clap.
384
00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:11,954
What? A sarcastic clap goes like this.
385
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,734
Which is exactly what I'm doing, dude.
386
00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:18,169
No, you're doing this.
387
00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,872
That's a slow clap for a champion.
388
00:13:20,907 --> 00:13:23,575
No, that's not a slow clap. This is.
389
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:25,476
Oh, my god. Can't you
hear the difference?
390
00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:27,399
You're not watching what I'm doing.
Watch what I'm doing.
391
00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:30,048
You're not hearing it! Hear
the patterns. It's a rhythm.
392
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,483
You've had no rhythm our whole life.
You're not watching what I'm doing!
393
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,952
Just look! Just like this!
Aah! Forget the clap!
394
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:37,055
All I know is, first, you kick
me out of the game we created.
395
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:39,291
Then you sucked at it
and lost it forever.
396
00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:40,925
- Sucked?
- Sucked!
397
00:13:40,961 --> 00:13:42,060
For years, I thought
398
00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,749
you were the greatest
athlete on the planet.
399
00:13:43,774 --> 00:13:45,964
Turns out, you're, like, not good.
400
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:47,594
Just like me.
401
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,556
You take that back.
402
00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:50,720
Never! You and me are the same.
403
00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,488
That is the single-most hurtful thing
404
00:13:52,524 --> 00:13:53,856
anyone has ever said to me.
405
00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:55,391
The same.
406
00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:01,998
Don't support me now
with your applause.
407
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:05,067
It's too late.
408
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,407
Since I left you
in charge of the store,
409
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,449
I thought you might want
to see what's happening.
410
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,173
"Going out of business" sale?
411
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,415
Murray, that's brilliant!
412
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,873
No, no, since you insist
on running the store,
413
00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:21,406
I'm calling it quits and really
going out of business.
414
00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:23,984
Hon, furniture stores
do this all the time.
415
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:25,649
Everybody knows it's not real.
416
00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:26,602
But it is real!
417
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:29,688
It's also the same exact ad you
ran three times last year.
418
00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:34,351
What do you think of that?
419
00:14:34,386 --> 00:14:35,837
It's fantastic!
420
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:36,928
No, no, no, read it.
421
00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:39,993
It's says "seriously"
and "for real this time!"
422
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:41,491
[Clicks tongue] Gotcha.
423
00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:42,594
Aah!
424
00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:45,673
Ha.
425
00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:47,931
Right here in black and white.
426
00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,311
"It's all over!
427
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,868
This is not just one of those
things furniture stores do
428
00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:53,470
to sell more furniture!
429
00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:55,977
It's... Totally... Real!"
430
00:14:56,134 --> 00:14:56,673
Ha!
431
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,727
You, sir, are a genius!
432
00:14:58,752 --> 00:15:01,545
If I'm so good, why did you come
down to the furniture store
433
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:02,646
and mix in?
434
00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:03,813
I was helping.
435
00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:04,781
See, that's the thing, Bev.
436
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,626
I didn't ask for your help.
437
00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:07,851
Wait, where are you going?
438
00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:09,438
Anywhere but here.
439
00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:13,623
Oh, look. Dad's having another "going
out of business" sale.
440
00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:14,524
Aah!
441
00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:17,460
So, instead of closing down the store,
442
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,907
my dad decided to move in.
443
00:15:19,932 --> 00:15:21,868
Stupid, giant water balloon!
444
00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:23,938
[Groans]
445
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:30,473
And he found comfort
in the last place he expected.
446
00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:32,077
Huh.
447
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:33,938
That's damn nice.
448
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:38,032
The next morning, we found
Barry's sports gear
449
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:40,658
in the last place we expected.
450
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:44,554
Barry, what the... What are you doing?
451
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,855
Making a bonfire.
452
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,196
I've officially quit all of sports,
453
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:48,798
and I'm burning everything I own.
454
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,428
Canoeing isn't even a sport.
It's a leisure activity.
455
00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:52,896
Not the way I did it.
456
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:54,397
Goodbye, extreme canoeing.
457
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:57,567
And farewell to you, boomerang.
458
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:02,751
I mean it!
459
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,407
I don't want you here! Go on!
Get out of here!
460
00:16:07,963 --> 00:16:09,087
Damn you!
461
00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:12,766
Let me live my life!
462
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,391
Dude, what did you do to him?
463
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,448
Told him the truth!
464
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,973
He's not some champion.
He's a scrub like me.
465
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,724
Dear lord, man. Do you
realize what you've done?
466
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,681
Sports are everything to Barry,
and you just took them away.
467
00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,962
Why do I matter so much?
I'm just his brother.
468
00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:27,197
Deep down, Barry knows
469
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:29,332
that out in the world,
he's not some champion.
470
00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:31,434
But in this house, you
make him feel like one.
471
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:32,435
I... I do?
472
00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:33,266
Yes.
473
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,757
You idolize him.
474
00:16:35,073 --> 00:16:36,606
That's what little brothers do.
475
00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,751
I didn't realize that.
476
00:16:38,776 --> 00:16:40,665
Good news is that even though you
destroyed him,
477
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,189
you can still build him back up.
478
00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:45,806
Goodbye, tennis racquet/air guitar.
479
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,654
Well, that was my racquet.
480
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,704
But sure, I'll build him back up.
481
00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:54,305
After crushing Barry's spirits,
482
00:16:54,341 --> 00:16:56,962
I decided I couldn't let
him throw away his dreams,
483
00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,427
or all his sports stuff.
484
00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,976
What are you doing?
I threw this junk out.
485
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:03,368
I brought it back in 'cause
we're not done with it yet.
486
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:04,966
Come here. Check out the board.
487
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:08,624
Forget Olympic glory.
I'm not a champion.
488
00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:10,705
I'm not even Eddie The Eagle.
I'm nothing.
489
00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:13,141
- [Vangelis' "Chariots Of Fire" plays]
- Maybe out there.
490
00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:15,543
But in here, you're Barry The Eagle.
491
00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:18,687
Yeah, maybe you won't be
in the winter or summer games,
492
00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,582
but we got something way better.
493
00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,550
I give you...
494
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:25,253
The home games.
495
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,255
The home games? That's not a thing.
496
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,656
Neither was ball-ball.
497
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,559
Well, thanks to me, we lost
it to Rub?n Amaro, Jr.
498
00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:33,328
Let him have it, 'cause we now got
499
00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:37,300
17 homemade games combining
athletic skill, bravery,
500
00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,167
stupidity, and karate.
501
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:40,542
What about boomerang?
502
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,837
Oh, we be 'rangin' bro. We be 'rangin'.
503
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:46,741
But only one champion in this
house can take the gold.
504
00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:50,184
Light the torch. Let the games begin.
505
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:58,486
That fateful day, we hung
up our ball-ball gear.
506
00:17:59,302 --> 00:18:01,589
Sure, we lost one absurd
brotherly game,
507
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:05,450
but we gained a tradition
that would last a lifetime.
508
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:11,394
My brother never made
it to the Olympics
509
00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,552
like Eddie The Eagle, but that day,
510
00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:15,922
he sure felt like him.
511
00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:19,292
[Mumbles]
512
00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:20,994
What's up?
513
00:18:21,029 --> 00:18:22,295
Morning, sunshine!
514
00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:24,028
It's 11:15.
515
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:26,145
We just sold six futons,
516
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:28,520
thanks to you sleeping so peacefully.
517
00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:31,071
[Groans] Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
518
00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:35,642
Look, Mur, when I first
opened this place,
519
00:18:35,677 --> 00:18:37,577
business was lousy.
520
00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:40,180
It was so bad, my in-laws
would buy furniture
521
00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:41,348
they didn't even need.
522
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:44,150
Every room in their house
had three beds.
523
00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:46,186
Why would they do something so stupid?
524
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:47,787
To help me.
525
00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:51,057
That's what family does. We
take care of each other.
526
00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:53,226
There's no shame in that.
527
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:56,263
Yeah, well, it feels like there is.
528
00:18:56,331 --> 00:18:58,622
I know that's how it
was in your family,
529
00:18:58,647 --> 00:19:01,255
but now you're my family.
530
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,177
And this is how we do it.
531
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,615
Did you... Fold stuff?
532
00:19:15,651 --> 00:19:18,218
Figured you gave me a hand,
533
00:19:18,253 --> 00:19:19,686
thought I could return the favor.
534
00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:22,629
Look, Murray, I know selling furniture
535
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:24,705
is your thing, and I'm sorry that I...
536
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,535
Oh, no, no, no. This is on me.
537
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:30,430
The store... It's struggling, Bevy.
538
00:19:30,465 --> 00:19:35,068
And truthfully, I could
really use your help.
539
00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:39,539
I never thought you'd ask.
540
00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:40,902
But he did.
541
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:45,345
For the first time, my dad
broke down and asked for help.
542
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:48,581
Thanks to my mom, it
really did pay off.
543
00:19:48,617 --> 00:19:50,283
That's the thing about family...
544
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,253
They're always there to pick
you up when you fall.
545
00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:55,308
And if you're lucky,
546
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:58,725
they help you soar
like an eagle named Eddie.
547
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,760
We did it, baby!
548
00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:01,051
Hell, yeah, we did.
549
00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:09,102
I'm one of the announcers here
at our home games competition.
550
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:11,938
[Both screaming]
551
00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:14,307
[Screaming]
552
00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:20,713
[Grunting]
553
00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:23,483
[Indistinct shouting]
554
00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:27,276
Okay, we can all agree
this year's home games
555
00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:29,596
was a raging success,
but looking ahead,
556
00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:31,628
I want to legitimize the competition.
557
00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:33,954
Allow me to introduce
next year's new event...
558
00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:35,551
Can you feel that?
559
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,056
Like the name. How's it work?
560
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:38,394
Yeah, Barry, how does this work?
561
00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:42,052
Best we learn by demonstration.
Gentlemen, raise your bats.
562
00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:43,387
W-wait, what?
563
00:20:43,423 --> 00:20:46,957
On your mark. Get set. Go.
564
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:49,293
Wait! Shouldn't I also have a helmet?!
565
00:20:49,328 --> 00:20:50,361
Can you feel that?
566
00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:51,529
Right there, right there.
You feel that?
567
00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:53,531
Nothing? Anything?
568
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:55,032
Actually, no.
569
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,700
I support whatever this is.
570
00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:59,248
Hey, Erica! Check me out!
I'm tough and sexy!
571
00:20:59,273 --> 00:21:00,471
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572
00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:02,495
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