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Adult Adam: Back in the
'80s, my brother and I
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never liked the same music.
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That is, until we heard a group
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that would change our lives forever.
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Well, I'm Mike D, and
I'm back from the dead
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Chillin' at the
beach down at Club Med
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The Beastie Boys.
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To us, they weren't just a rap group.
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They were a way of life.
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We copied their videos and
memorized every single lyric.
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Simply put, they were a game-changer.
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I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us,
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he would be like, "We should be best friends."
- For sure!
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We're practically related...
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They rap, they party hard,
and they're in the tribe.
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All three of them!
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What are the chances?
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Wait a minute.
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Do you realize what this means?
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If the Beasties can make it, so can we.
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Answer me this...
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Do we not have a license to ill?
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Dude, you spelled "license" wrong.
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Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock.
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I think you have what it takes
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to join my Beastie-boys-inspired
supergroup The Tasty Boys.
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Could we give it five more
minutes on the name?
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No! The name has stuck.
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You'd really let me
into your rap supergroup?
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Of course.
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Your weird voice sounds
like you have a young man
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and an old woman stuck in your body,
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so I'll clearly be the breakout star.
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I accept!
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Ill.
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We are so ill.
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Who's ill? Oh, my god, get to bed.
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No one's going to school today.
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- But...
- Ba-ba-ba!
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We're both ill and sick.
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I guess the only thing I can do
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is wait on you hand and foot
in front of the TV.
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Come on. Yeah.
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Being a rap star is awesome!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I feel the need to say
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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was January 6, 1980-something...
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The fateful day my mom
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- first laid eyes on our neighbors' new kitchen.
- Ta-da!
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Everything was brand-new.
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It was an '80s architectural
masterpiece of formica
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and every shade of brown.
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Is that a Lazy Susan?
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It is!
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Is this almond-colored?
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It's beautiful.
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Like dirty snow.
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This linoleum... it looks like real tile.
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Oh, it spins around! Look!
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The cinnamon was in the back,
and now it's in the front!
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And the best part... Charles
did the whole thing himself,
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and it cost half the price.
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- Get out.
- I swear.
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No, get out of my way.
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Move your body. I must
speak to Murray now.
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Wha...
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We're getting a new kitchen.
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What's wrong with the old kitchen?
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You just said it... it's old.
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It doesn't have what I need
in a kitchen. Hello, Bill.
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All you need in the
kitchen is food and forks...
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and maybe a cup or two.
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Also, you'd be surprised
how often you use a juicer.
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Then it's settled.
We're gonna get a juicer.
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Damn it, Bevy, you win again.
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I mean it. We need to renovate.
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This thing should be in a museum...
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a museum of ugly refrigerators.
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Blech!
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And look at this floor.
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No, don't. It'll give you a seizure.
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And what about these
Lazy-Susan-less cabinets?
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I've got to move the other
spices out of the way
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like a wild animal.
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Like, "oh, here's the tarragon."
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Oh.
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And now I'm stressed out.
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She did make a mess.
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Bevy, I'd love to give you a new kitchen,
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but it would cost a fortune.
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And the materials alone...
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I'm a tile man.
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I'll hook you up for free.
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Yeah, but the labor.
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I'll install it myself.
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Bill, read the room.
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I see what this is about.
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You don't want this 'cause
you're afraid of change.
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[Scoffs] What are you talking about?
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You're a creature of habit.
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For the last 10 years,
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you've had the same job,
same car, same clothes.
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Just because I like things a certain way
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doesn't mean I'm a creature of habit.
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Then how do you explain this?
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Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola
announced new Coke,
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which sent their old-school
customers into a tailspin.
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The second you find out that
Coke is changing their recipe,
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you start to stockpile.
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What kind of person is afraid of new Coke?
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It's nuts.
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I'm not afraid.
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I just like the old-timey original kind.
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Okay, see? You're just proving my point.
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Bevy, I try new stuff...
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like that big pink orange
I ate that one time.
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- The grapefruit?
- Yeah.
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Never again.
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The point is, I love change.
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Well, there's gonna be
some big changes around here.
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Big changes!
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As my mom was laying down the law,
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- Barry was laying down some tracks.
- [Beatboxing]
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Good afternoon, my name is Barry
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I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
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You morons!
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I told you to stop going in my room
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and stealing my old glasses.
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But we need them to get
the cool fisheye-lens effect.
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Your jacked-up eyeballs
are our hip-hop supergroup's game.
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I'm sorry. Supergroup?
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You may play the guitar
and sing like an angel,
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but I'm the real musician in the family.
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I'm just happy he's including me.
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Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.
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Dude, you're not a real musician.
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You can't sing or read music
or play an instrument,
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unlike me, who can do all of it.
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Hiding in your bedroom.
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You've written tons of lame chick songs,
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but no one's ever heard them.
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I'm just...
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- perfecting each one.
- No.
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You're stalling 'cause you're afraid
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of what people might think of you.
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I, on the other hand, don't think at all.
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It's true... he does not think.
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Just because you like Beastie Boys
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doesn't mean you can be them.
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They're three awesome musicians,
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and you're two clueless idiots.
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You're right. We need a third.
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I feel like I could say anything,
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and you would just do whatever you want.
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She's right! We should hold auditions!
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Ungh.
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Check it. One, two.
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Two, one.
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Three, two, one
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One, two, three
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Three, two, one
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Ah, wait. I messed up.
Can I start over, guys?
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[Jazz riff plays]
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Before you say yes, I have
a list of 200 demands.
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My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick
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Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick
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The ladies say rob's gonna make it
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'Cause when I rock the
mike, I get buck naked
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Is there any way naked rob
can rap without getting naked?
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Nudity, or I walk.
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[Hip-hop music plays]
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Yeah, no, okay. I... I...
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You guys, I thought I could
do this to impress Erica,
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but I just... I can't.
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I... I get wicked stage fright.
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- You're in.
- What?!
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Dude! you look just like Ad-Rock.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Oh, my god. It really is, bro.
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Does Ad-Rock break into hives onstage?
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Oh, no.
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The room is spinning. I'm going down.
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He said yes! The Tasty Boys are in!
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While my brother and I had
assembled our new group,
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my dad had come home to his old habits.
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Oh, look at that.
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My creature of habit dropped
his pants at the do.
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What a surprise.
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- Damn it, I just got home!
- "Damn it, I just got home!"
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See? I knew that was gonna
be your reaction.
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- Stop aggravating me.
- "Stop aggravating me."
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- Drop it already!
- "Drop it already!"
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- Gah!
- "Gah"!
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If you do just one of the things on my list
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I've been begging you to do for ages,
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I'll forget all about the kitchen.
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"Wear a turtleneck."
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No.
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"Couples massage."
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No.
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"Floss."
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No one does that.
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"Yoga"?! Never.
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"Picnic." Pass.
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"Boxer shorts"?
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How dare you?
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This is the worst list ever made.
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- I hate this list.
- Just pick one.
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Fine.
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"Jean dungarees."
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I'll wear your damn Jean dungarees.
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For the first time ever,
my Dad wore a pair of jeans
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to prove to my mom he could be flexible.
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Unfortunately, he could barely move.
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I like them.
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Well, tell me what exactly
you like about them, huh?
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Be specific.
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Well, I like that there's one leg
for each of my legs.
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I love the stiff, unforgiving fabric.
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[Both chuckle]
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Nope! I can't sit in them!
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They chafe, Bevy! They chafe!
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My god, you can't even wear a
new pair of pants for 30 seconds?
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Fine. I'm a creature of habit.
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And you're still not
getting that new kitchen.
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Well, I don't need you
to give it for me to get it.
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I can get it without you giving it.
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- I don't get it.
- I'm gonna build it myself.
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Wait!
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I can't move!
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Take them off!
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While my mom was on a mission,
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Barry made a precise game plan
on how we'd become rap stars.
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Okay!
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First up, we need a fly style
to set us apart from the pack.
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Run-D.M.C. has Adidas.
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Public Enemy wears clocks.
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The Fat Boys have obesity.
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I got it! we each dress like a Fraggle.
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You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley.
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I'll be a Doozer.
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No. A Gorg.
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No! Doozer!
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You're mispronouncing "dork" and "loser."
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- Next.
- Oh, I know.
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What if we dress like things
that Erica likes?
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I could go into her room, poke
around, see what makes her tick.
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No, no. That's weird.
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You're both weird.
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I know exactly the style we're gonna rock.
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Boom!
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Now, this is a look.
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But aren't we just dressed
exactly like Beastie Boys?
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00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:15,475
No.
261
00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:18,160
Mike D wears Volkswagen.
262
00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,713
I'm wearing Station Wagon.
263
00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:22,715
MCA wears a leather jacket.
264
00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,311
Yours is pleather.
265
00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:27,153
Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant phys.-ed shirt.
266
00:08:27,222 --> 00:08:28,788
Yours is from Jenkintown Elementary.
267
00:08:28,857 --> 00:08:30,389
- Nice.
- Super-different.
268
00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:33,326
Now that we're rocking our look,
there's only one thing left.
269
00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:34,393
Entourage?
270
00:08:34,462 --> 00:08:35,761
You can massage our shoulders,
271
00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,630
polish our gold, lie to our wives,
272
00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:39,832
and romance second-tier
groupies not hot enough for us.
273
00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:40,833
We're in.
274
00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:42,502
- Picking up the crumbs!
- [Laughs]
275
00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:43,542
Everything was in place.
276
00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,105
And even though the Tasty Boys
didn't have any actual songs,
277
00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:48,941
the next logical step was
to shoot an album cover.
278
00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:51,577
Erica: Hey. It's the Pasty Boys.
279
00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:52,778
What are you wannabes doing?
280
00:08:52,847 --> 00:08:54,413
Just locking down our album cover.
281
00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:56,015
Without writing any songs?
282
00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:58,518
Songs. We got that covered.
283
00:08:58,586 --> 00:08:59,719
Actually, she's right.
284
00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,554
We haven't, like, written anything.
285
00:09:01,623 --> 00:09:04,190
Hello?! Ever hear of Eric B. & Rakim?
286
00:09:04,259 --> 00:09:05,725
We're just like them!
287
00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:06,893
We don't write.
288
00:09:06,961 --> 00:09:09,862
We feel the beat, let it flow, freestyle.
289
00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,898
Wait. Like make it up as we go?
290
00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:12,932
That seems hard.
291
00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:14,233
Is it?
292
00:09:14,302 --> 00:09:16,435
Good afternoon, my name is Barry
293
00:09:16,504 --> 00:09:19,105
I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
294
00:09:19,173 --> 00:09:21,941
- Boom!
- Oh! Oh!
295
00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:24,377
- Whoo!
- He just rhymed "Barry" with "scary"!
296
00:09:24,445 --> 00:09:26,419
All you're gonna do
is embarrass yourselves.
297
00:09:26,444 --> 00:09:28,648
Erica, we're not like you.
298
00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:29,925
We don't live in fear.
299
00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,617
Okay. You're delusional.
300
00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:33,853
You can't have an album without songs.
301
00:09:33,922 --> 00:09:35,588
And you can't be superstars
302
00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:37,123
without ever performing a concert.
303
00:09:37,191 --> 00:09:38,691
She's right.
304
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,560
We need a gig. Huge one!
305
00:09:40,628 --> 00:09:41,727
Okay, not what I meant.
306
00:09:41,796 --> 00:09:42,728
Entourage...
307
00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:43,996
You run west.
308
00:09:44,065 --> 00:09:45,431
You run east.
309
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,167
Spread the word that the
Tasty Boys are coming.
310
00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:49,869
All right.
311
00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:52,038
The hype machine begins.
312
00:09:52,106 --> 00:09:53,039
[Laughs]
313
00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:56,822
Even though my dad was scared of change,
314
00:09:56,892 --> 00:10:00,386
my mom decided to change
the entire kitchen.
315
00:10:00,411 --> 00:10:01,402
What are you doing?
316
00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:03,812
Oh, since you won't build my dream kitchen,
317
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,012
I'm gonna build it myself.
318
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,473
You were serious about that?
319
00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,457
You call a hammer a "poundy thingy."
320
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,095
Well, now I don't need your help,
321
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,121
because now I have someone
on my side who loves change...
322
00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:15,182
Bob Vila from "This Old House."
323
00:10:15,207 --> 00:10:16,391
Ha!
324
00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:18,126
That's right. In the '80s, Bob Vila
325
00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:20,793
was the original voice
D.I.Y. home improvement.
326
00:10:20,818 --> 00:10:22,597
Fine. Go ahead.
327
00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,432
But I'm not gonna clean up your mess.
328
00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:26,401
Shows what you know!
329
00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:30,514
With Bob Vila on my side,
I can build anything!
330
00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:32,874
Unfortunately, my mom
didn't build a new kitchen.
331
00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:36,541
She just destroyed the old one,
down to the very last cupboard.
332
00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:37,776
What the hell happened?
333
00:10:37,801 --> 00:10:39,714
I wrecked the kitchen.
334
00:10:39,783 --> 00:10:42,016
Now I have no place to cook.
335
00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,818
We're gonna have to order Italian takeout,
336
00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:45,100
like a bunch of hobos.
337
00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,264
That Bob Vila is a real piece of work...
338
00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:50,658
building us up, making us
think we could lay tile.
339
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,107
We can't lay tile.
340
00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:55,496
I'll call Bill, and we'll fix this.
341
00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:58,333
Oh, you would do that for me?
342
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,493
Oh, thank you, honey. You're the best.
343
00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:03,117
[Groans]
344
00:11:03,273 --> 00:11:05,273
[Laughs]
345
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,371
Where did all the tears go?
What's happening?
346
00:11:07,396 --> 00:11:10,715
What's happening is, I ruined
the kitchen on purpose.
347
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:12,574
No. You wouldn't.
348
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:13,794
I mean, you would.
349
00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:16,816
I know he'll be happier when
it's all said and done.
350
00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,354
I mean, sometimes creatures of habit
351
00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,656
just need a tiny bit of nudging.
352
00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,594
While my mom was planning
the perfect place to eat,
353
00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:29,397
we had the school eating
from the palm of our hands.
354
00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:32,166
Oh, my god! You're playing the pep rally?
355
00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:33,656
This is so out of hand.
356
00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:35,870
No, the Tasty Boys are the real deal.
357
00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:38,706
I heard after the pep rally,
they're playing Live Aid.
358
00:11:38,775 --> 00:11:39,907
I heard Capitol Records
359
00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:41,442
gave them each a Porsche
as a signing bonus.
360
00:11:41,511 --> 00:11:42,874
Plus, they're bonkers hot.
361
00:11:42,899 --> 00:11:44,515
No. None of that is true.
362
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,772
You're not true.
363
00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,682
Oh, my god, here they come!
364
00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:51,052
365
00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss.
366
00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:57,225
This is a V.I.P. area.
367
00:11:57,293 --> 00:11:58,398
It's okay. She's a groupie.
368
00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:00,650
I am not... just let me through.
369
00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:01,865
This is crazy.
370
00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,531
Why does everyone think you guys
371
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,233
are an actual group with a record deal?
372
00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:06,434
'Cause we told them!
373
00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:07,869
Isn't that genius?
374
00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:08,903
It's called hype.
375
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,238
No, it's called lying.
376
00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,407
Oh. I see what this is.
377
00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:15,009
You're just mad 'cause we're
getting all the attention.
378
00:12:15,078 --> 00:12:16,811
Kind of seems like someone's jealous.
379
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,247
Oh, my god, you are insane.
380
00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:21,549
I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous.
381
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,994
I'm so jealous!
382
00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,585
Well, you should be.
383
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,522
I heard they're teaming
up with Eric B. & Rakim
384
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,997
for their next record.
385
00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,890
What? The hype has reached you, too?
386
00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:31,672
Who told you?
387
00:12:31,697 --> 00:12:33,196
I heard it from Naked Rob.
388
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,420
Dear god.
389
00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:36,720
I've been working
on my music my whole life,
390
00:12:36,745 --> 00:12:39,512
and just watch... those
idiots are gonna get famous.
391
00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:42,170
Honey, just focus on your own music.
392
00:12:42,238 --> 00:12:43,449
That's what matters.
393
00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:46,607
Now come on. Show me what you got.
394
00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:49,944
I'd love to, but I have a scratchy throat.
395
00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:52,246
And Lucky ate my music.
396
00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,361
[Whimpers]
397
00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:54,615
Oh, I'm sorry.
398
00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,050
- [Whimpers]
- Come on.
399
00:12:56,119 --> 00:12:58,748
It's Pops, your biggest fan!
400
00:12:58,773 --> 00:12:59,987
Play me something.
401
00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:02,256
Okay.
402
00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,267
Now, you need to keep in mind
403
00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:06,977
- that these songs are still a work in progress.
- Gotcha.
404
00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,792
- And the lyrics kind of suck.
- Okay.
405
00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:11,365
- And I hate the way I sound.
- Maybe no intro.
406
00:13:11,434 --> 00:13:15,470
There's a voice inside my...
407
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,205
Nope, I'm sorry. I can't do it.
408
00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:18,473
I'm just not ready.
409
00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:20,241
Got to go. Bye-bye.
410
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,644
[Gasps] Bev, I can't wait
to see your new kitchen.
411
00:13:23,713 --> 00:13:26,280
Oh, the boys have
been working hard all weekend.
412
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,381
How's it looking, Bill?
413
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,213
I called in a bunch of favors.
414
00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:31,219
Anything for my best bud's lady.
415
00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:32,520
Enjoy your perfect kitchen.
416
00:13:32,589 --> 00:13:35,823
[Choir vocalizing]
417
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,528
[Music warping]
418
00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:43,880
You bastards! It's exactly the same!
419
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:46,446
I'm a good reader of people,
and you don't seem pleased.
420
00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:48,159
You did this just to spite me.
421
00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:50,071
Because you manipulated me.
422
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,372
You think I don't know
423
00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:52,974
that you wrecked the kitchen on purpose?
424
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,277
Fine. You want to play it that way?
425
00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:01,182
Stop it! That's liquid
gold you're throwing away!
426
00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:02,353
So, we're gonna go now.
427
00:14:02,378 --> 00:14:03,851
No, no.
428
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,419
You helped him. now you're gonna help me.
429
00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,858
- No, I... I'd like to. I'm not gonna do this...
- Beverly: No.
430
00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:09,457
- Pour it out, Bill!
- No.
431
00:14:09,526 --> 00:14:10,625
- No, I'm not...
- Pour it out.
432
00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:11,592
- Go. Pour it out.
- No.
433
00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:12,693
- No.
- I'm not gonna pour it out.
434
00:14:12,762 --> 00:14:13,861
- Do it. Yes, you are.
- No.
435
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,062
- I... I'm not the one...
- Stop pouring.
436
00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:16,097
Pour it all the way out.
437
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,465
No, no, no, no, no!
438
00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:18,499
- You pour it out.
- No, no!
439
00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,088
- I don't want to pour it.
- Stop pouring!
440
00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:22,670
- What are you doing?!
- I don't know.
441
00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:24,939
I'm so confused. I just want to go home.
442
00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:27,542
Bevy, stop taking this out on my old Coke.
443
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,777
Just admit that you manipulated me.
444
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,213
Of course I did!
445
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,781
Do you know how hard it is
446
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,317
to live with someone who refuses to change?
447
00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:39,954
I thought for once you
could compromise, but no.
448
00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,590
You only care about yourself.
449
00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:45,793
Even though my dad won, it
sure didn't feel like it.
450
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:49,497
- [Cheers and applause]
- Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys were about to conquer.
451
00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,085
Everyone huddle up.
452
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,533
We need to drink this in.
453
00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,769
This is our last moment of anonymity.
454
00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:56,971
After today, we're gonna be
mobbed everywhere we go.
455
00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,306
You know, I'm gonna miss this.
456
00:14:58,374 --> 00:14:59,465
There's a peace to it.
457
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:02,343
Um, maybe now's a good time to rehearse...
458
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,212
Since we, like, never have?
459
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,634
Good idea.
460
00:15:05,659 --> 00:15:06,734
Let's get loose.
461
00:15:06,759 --> 00:15:08,516
Li'l Yum Yum, kick it.
462
00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:09,550
[Beatboxing]
463
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,186
Robot, gobot, lobot, too
464
00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:14,722
He's from "Star Wars," doopie-doo
465
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,023
Oh, my god.
466
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:17,491
Everyone always said I was a nerd,
467
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,293
but I never really heard it until now.
468
00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:20,661
All right, relax.
469
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,896
Watch and learn.
470
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:24,432
Good afternoon, my name is Barry
471
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,134
I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
472
00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,536
Dude, that... that's not freestyle.
473
00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:29,637
You say that every time.
474
00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:31,372
All right, just give me a sec.
475
00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:36,911
Good afternoon, my name is Barry
476
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:40,081
I came to get down, and my rhymes are...
477
00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,319
Oh [Bleep].
478
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:49,991
Seeing how disappointed my mom
was with her old kitchen,
479
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,676
my dad finally decided
to try a few new things.
480
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:57,373
Hey! Come on down and cop a squat.
481
00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:59,509
Let's eat without back support.
482
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:00,867
What is this? What are you doing?
483
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,735
I'm just trying out all the new
things you wanted.
484
00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:06,572
We got a picnic, a long-neck shirt thingy.
485
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:09,074
And I'm sitting, which counts as yoga.
486
00:16:09,143 --> 00:16:10,175
Stop. Get up.
487
00:16:10,244 --> 00:16:11,176
I can't do that.
488
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:13,045
- Just get up.
- I can't.
489
00:16:13,114 --> 00:16:15,648
Just stand up like a normal human being.
490
00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,283
- Come on.
- Ow. I'll try.
491
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,552
[Both groaning]
492
00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:24,990
Ow. Damn it, that's it.
493
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:26,191
I'm a floor person now.
494
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,192
Are you crazy?
495
00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:29,094
Why would you sit on the floor?
496
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,028
[Sighs]
497
00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:32,698
Because I felt bad about what happened.
498
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,233
It's all right.
499
00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,869
I'll... I'll be fine without a new kitchen.
500
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,604
You've got to understand...
501
00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:41,140
just because I don't like things to change
502
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,375
doesn't mean you don't matter to me.
503
00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:45,811
I never thought I'd be happy.
504
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,147
But you built this life for us,
505
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,116
and I love it just the way it is.
506
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,811
Ah, Mur.
507
00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:54,653
But if it means that much to you,
508
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,342
maybe I can change the kitchen.
509
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:57,623
I'll get the tools!
510
00:16:57,692 --> 00:16:59,325
And the little poundy thingy!
511
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,127
Wait! Don't leave me down here!
512
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,662
Together: [Chanting]
Tasty Boys! Tasty Boys!
513
00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,604
We were at minute 10 of stalling,
514
00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:07,232
and the crowd wasn't giving up.
515
00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:08,767
Why won't they stop chanting?
516
00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,737
Making the fans wait
is a classic hype move.
517
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,339
The hype has backfired!
518
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,940
What's the holdup, guys?
519
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,242
The monster you created is
waiting to eat you alive.
520
00:17:17,311 --> 00:17:19,445
I... I can't do this. Erica, look away!
521
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:22,314
Geoff, no!
522
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,539
Man, he's, like, really fast.
523
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:29,755
Our supergroup is falling apart.
524
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:30,809
What do we do?
525
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,587
I don't know!
526
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:34,026
Erica was right.
527
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,328
I should have just kept
my stupid dreams to myself
528
00:17:36,397 --> 00:17:38,797
and stayed in my room so no
one would ever chant my name.
529
00:17:38,866 --> 00:17:41,367
In that moment, Erica realized something.
530
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,468
No.
531
00:17:42,536 --> 00:17:43,997
As clueless as Barry was,
532
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,105
he was still smart to
put himself out there.
533
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,411
Everyone's chanting your name.
534
00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:49,962
You can't just give that up now.
535
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,845
We have no music. We got nothing.
536
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:54,580
You still got Beastie Boys.
537
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:55,714
But we lost our Ad-Rock.
538
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,016
Well, you've got me.
539
00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:58,884
Turns out forming a rap supergroup
540
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,853
is, like, way harder than it looks,
541
00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:02,488
which is why we decided
542
00:18:02,556 --> 00:18:04,256
to leave it to the people who did it best.
543
00:18:04,325 --> 00:18:06,592
["Shake Your Rump" plays]
544
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,066
Mike D
yeah
545
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,601
With your bad self, running things
what's up?
546
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,569
With your bad breath, onion rings
547
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,905
Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm
back from the dead
548
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,074
Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med
549
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,409
Make another record
550
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,044
'Cause the people, they want more of this
551
00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,845
Suckers, they be saying they can
take out Adam Horovitz
552
00:18:26,914 --> 00:18:28,047
Hurricane
553
00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:29,248
You got clout
554
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,183
Other deejays, he'll put your head out
555
00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:32,384
Patty Duke
the wrench
556
00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:33,852
And then I bust the tango
557
00:18:33,921 --> 00:18:35,521
Got more rhymes than
Jamaica got Mango Kangols
558
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:38,123
I got the peg leg at
the end of my stump
559
00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:40,303
Shake your rump
560
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,162
561
00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:54,506
Full clout, y'all
562
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:55,874
Full clout, y'all
563
00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:56,942
And when the mike is in my mouth
564
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,310
I turn it out, y'all
565
00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,945
-
Full clout
- [Liquid sloshing]
566
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:03,916
- [Explosion]
-
never been dumped
567
00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:05,150
- [Cheers and applause]
-
'cause I'm the most mackinest
568
00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:06,452
Never been jumped
569
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,486
'Cause I'm known the most packinest
570
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:08,620
Yeah, we got beef, chief
571
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,922
We're knocking out teeth, chief
572
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:10,989
And if you don't believe us
573
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,057
You should question your belief
574
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:12,989
Like Sam the butcher...
575
00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:15,828
Sure, the change was small,
but it was big for my dad...
576
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,029
It's beautiful.
577
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,298
How about a new Coke to celebrate?
578
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,834
Because trying new things is hard.
579
00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:24,369
It could leave a bad taste in your mouth.
580
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:26,004
- Why?!
- No!
581
00:19:26,029 --> 00:19:28,195
- Why would they do this?!
- Oh! Stop this! Stop this!
582
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,342
Running from the law,
the press, and the parents
583
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,503
Is your name Michael Diamond?
584
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:32,745
No, mine's Clarence.
585
00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:33,912
From downtown
586
00:19:33,981 --> 00:19:35,380
Manhattan
The Village
587
00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,216
My style is wild, and you
know that it still is
588
00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:39,892
Disco bag schlepping,
and you're doing the bump
589
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,620
Shake your rump
590
00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:42,862
Whoa
591
00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:45,257
Truth is, we could never
be as great as our heroes.
592
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:47,459
Sure, we grow up wanting
to be just like them,
593
00:19:47,528 --> 00:19:49,394
'cause we dare to dream.
594
00:19:49,451 --> 00:19:50,917
Whoa. No, no! Hey!
595
00:19:50,998 --> 00:19:54,299
But for one moment, everyone
in that gym didn't see us as kids.
596
00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:56,235
They believed in us.
597
00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:58,170
They believed in the Tasty Boys.
598
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,873
And we were legends.
599
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,768
Whoa
600
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:07,590
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601
00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,854
Shake your rump
602
00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:12,370
Yo, Erica!
603
00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:14,523
I've been practicing my freestyle.
604
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:15,914
- Want to hear it?
- So, what?
605
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,449
You spent all weekend writing a rap,
606
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:18,717
and now you're trying to make me think
607
00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,018
that you're making it up on the spot?
608
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,312
No. It's off the top of my head.
609
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:23,335
- Check it.
- No, no, no, no.
610
00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,810
If this is freestyle, I pick the topic.
611
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,463
Bicycles.
612
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,714
Got it.
613
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,785
This rap's dedicated
to all the big-booty...
614
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,553
Bicycles.
615
00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:38,723
[Beatboxing]
616
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,459
My name's Big Tasty,
and my rhymes are shady
617
00:20:41,528 --> 00:20:45,096
Come back to my crib and be my... bicycle
618
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:47,899
'Cause one hot bicycle can't hold me down
619
00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:51,636
I got to have... bicycles in every town
620
00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:54,572
Bicycle, bicycle, I can't disguise
621
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,969
I love your neck, and
I love your w... wheels
622
00:20:58,011 --> 00:20:59,077
What?
623
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,512
You know you're fooling no one, right?
624
00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:02,313
You just don't understand hip-hop.
625
00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:03,581
[Clatter]
626
00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:08,181
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