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Adult Adam: Anyone who has a big brother
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will tell you that quality
time together looks like this.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Aah!
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But my brother, Barry,
took it to another level.
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- Barry: Atomic elbow drop!
- Adam: Ohh!
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Come here!
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Most big brothers were content
with wedgies and noogies,
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Nooooo! But not mine.
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There was the butt hat...
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Oh! Look... your new hat fits perfectly.
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The waffle belly...
Smells like home cooking.
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Why are you like this?!
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We're gonna get some waffles.
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And the one I wouldn't
wish on my worst enemy...
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the jock-xygen mask.
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Yeah. Breathe it in.
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[Muffled scream]
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And like any tormenter, Barry
fell in love with a show
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That made bitting people up an art form.
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All: Ooooooh
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That hurt. That hurt.
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What are you watching?
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"American Gladiators."
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It mixes showbiz, patriotism, and spandex
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for a trifecta of viewing pleasure.
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They pit grossly muscular
warriors with cartoonish names
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against accountants and dental hygienists
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in feats of strength.
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Wow... so many new and creative ways
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for people to hurt each other.
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And Barry wasted no time
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using those new and creative
ways to hurt someone...
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me.
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Why?!
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You've been gladiated.
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That's not even a word!
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Whoo!
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Yep, Barry didn't just watch
"Gladiators "... he lived it.
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When he'd hang out with
the Jenkintown posse,
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it's all they talked about.
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Whoo! [Laughs] Ohh!
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Goldberg! Reigning champion of powerball.
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You destroyed that food! Yeah!
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And scratched my retina.
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I'm unstoppable. I own this parking lot.
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Sure do, bro. [Store bell chimes]
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Ohhhh, crap.
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It was the Meadowbrook mafia,
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a rival wannabe posse
from the next town over.
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The Meadowbrook a.
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Those guys are crazy.
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Yo, I know their leader.
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He got kicked out of my tennis
camp for disruptive behavior.
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Look who it is... the jenkinturd posse.
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Shut up, Bradley. You
know it's "Jenkintown."
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Hey, why don't you take your ice cream
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and go back to that stupid
friendly's parking lot
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you always hang out at?
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Can't... it got converted
to a daycare center,
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and they don't take
too kindly to loiterers.
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That means we got to kick
your lame crew out of here.
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[Scoffs] Lame?!
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We got madman Schwartz, naked rob,
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and the original ladies' man, Andy Cogan.
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Hide your sisters, boys.
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But, truth be told, I respect women.
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You got nothing on my crew.
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We got psycho Mikowitz,
diagnosed with mild depression.
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It's a constant numbness, yo.
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That's Josh Millstein-Chang.
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Yes... of Millstein-Chang Toyota.
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And Subaru.
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And that's Dumb Doug.
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Don't be fooled. It's an ironic nickname.
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Brandeis early admission, Holmes!
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So beat it or eat it.
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Hey.
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Everyone knows that the JTP territory
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runs from this wawa
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all the way down to that weird church.
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Not anymore.
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Boop!
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Ooh! Sweet treat to the face!
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Come on, Barry. Do something.
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Don't take that, man. Go. Come on.
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That's what I thought.
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For the first time in his life,
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Barry was faced with an opponent
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that he couldn't defeat
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with a butt hat or a waffle belly.
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Let's go, boys. [Chuckles]
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He booped me.
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He booped an ice-cream cone on my nose,
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and I just stood there and took it.
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There's no coming back from that.
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Oh, yes, there is.
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Back in the army, I was
a welterweight boxer.
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Now, I can teach you everything I know,
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but it's gonna take a
lot of hard work and...
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enough!
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But Barry didn't like hard work.
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He liked stupid, convoluted plans.
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There's only one logical thing to do.
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I will become nationally known
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as television's greatest warrior,
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and that parking lot will be mine.
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I thought we were gonna
do a whole thing together.
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We are not.
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Adam!
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Whatever it is, no.
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Now, go get your nerdy video camera.
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I got to make myself an audition tape.
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Why would I help you?
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All you do is make my life a living hell.
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If you don't help me,
it'll get a lot worse.
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Mark my words.
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There'll be no butt
un-wedgied, no Willy un-wetted,
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and no nurple un-purpled.
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It'll be a 24-hour-a-day,
full-body beat down.
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[Groans] Fine. I'll do it.
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Yes!
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Time to get pumped!
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Celebratory butt hat!
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No!
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This is not a celebration!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless I
feel the need to say
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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Synced & Corrected by Laulau
www.addic7ed.com
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It was November 2, 1980-something,
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and the presidential election
between Reagan and Mondale
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was heating up.
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But the real debatewas in our living room.
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Everything you're saying is wrong!
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There's only one choice, and it's Mondale.
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That nerd can't compete with Reagan.
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Reagan likes jelly beans.
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He's got the hair of a Greek God.
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What's not to like?
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Well, I care about the issues.
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There's only one issue
that matters in this race,
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and that's taxes.
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Mondale specifically
said he would raise them.
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That's all you care about... taxes?
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Yes!
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Why do you think we had
Adam? He was a write-off.
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Murray, change the
channel. "T.J. Hooker's" on.
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Mom, we're talking about
important issues right now.
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Who are you gonna vote for?
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Murray, who am I gonna vote for?
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- Reagan.
- Reagan.
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Mom, you can't just blindly
follow what Dad says.
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Your father makes me a little cheat sheet.
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What do you call it, Mur?
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"Murray's picks." "Murray's picks."
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[Groans] How do you not
care about the world at all?
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What are you doing trying
to rile up your mother?
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What's wrong?
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You afraid I'm gonna
make mom a free thinker
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and inspire her to go
make a real difference?
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Yes!
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Whenever she gets
passionate about something,
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she makes me do stuff.
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And the last thing I want
to do in life... stuff.
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Mom, this affects all of us.
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Mondale's vice president
will be Geraldine Ferraro...
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a woman in the White House.
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Oh, wow. Amazing.
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It really is.
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I mean, that Heather Locklear
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sure has a way with a feather brush.
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Her hair doesn't even move
when she kicks a gang member.
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While Erica was trying to educate my mom
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about the outside world,
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my delusional brother was
ready to show the universe
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just how tough he really was.
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Okay. Now it's time for me
to demonstrate my superiority
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in all the official
"American gladiator" events.
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Roll camera.
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Go ahead... take a whack at my face.
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Wait.
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You want me to hit
you, and you won't hit back?
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Oh, no.
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I will stand here like a steel mountain.
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After a lifetime of taking Barry beatings,
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it was finally my turn to dish it out.
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Stop! Ow!
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That's too much! Ow!
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[Lisping] I'm biting my tongue!
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Ow!
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Right in the ear hole! Time out!
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Years of bottled-up anger came flooding out,
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and it felt amazing!
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Next up... the assault.
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Aah!
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I wasn't ready!
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You think Nitro's gonna
wait till you're ready?
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Now dance!
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Hold fire!
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Stop! Ow!
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That hurts!
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Stop!
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Ohh!
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Stop! Hold fire!
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Ow!
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I now give you the human cannonball.
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Let's do this!
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3... 2... 1.
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Aaaaaaah!
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Ohh!
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Did you at least get the shot?
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Ohh! The lens cap was on.
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We should go again.
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Erica: Read it.
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It's everything you need
to know about the election.
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Or I could do something meaningful and bake
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my special double-marshmallow
fudgy nut butterscotch bars.
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No. There's a whole world
outside of this house.
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Don't you want to make it a better place
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for your children and grandchildren?
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Ohh! You're gonna give me grandbabies! Ohh.
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You're not pregnant now?
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No! Mom, focus. You need to get political.
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This is exactly why I
joined the politics club
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and signed up for the mock debate.
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I thought you said the kids in that club
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were disturbing to the senses.
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Yeah. That club's like God's junk drawer.
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Point is, my stock at school is plummeting,
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and I don't even care.
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That's how much this matters.
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So please... just give it a read.
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All right, all right.
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If it means that much to
you, I'll give it a look.
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All Erica wanted to do
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was teach my mom that politics
could change the world.
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Unfortunately, Beverly Goldberg
was a much more eager student
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than Erica expected.
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Oh, my God! What?!
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Schmoo, there is a woman
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who's gonna change the
course of our nation,
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and I need to get behind her.
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Geraldine Ferraro?
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Nancy Reagan! Say what, now?
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I mean, she is a real spitfire
with a killer fashion sense.
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You know, not everyone can pull off
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a red skirt suit like us.
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Forget the suit.
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What about the actual
politician... Geraldine Ferraro?
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Oh, that woman with the
awful bowl cut? Blech!
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Don't you "blech" her.
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It's not about her hair.
It's about her issues.
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Well, her number-one
issue should be that hair.
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Her hair is fine!
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I agree it's not great, but it's fine!
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Nancy is just like me.
She calls all the shots.
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She loves kids. She hates crack rock.
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She even has her own anti-drug campaign...
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"Just say no."
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"Just say no"?!
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"Just say no."
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I didn't know it was that easy.
264
00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,031
Let me just call Betty Ford
265
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and tell her to shut the clinic down.
266
00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:49,768
I think I'm gonna go down
to the local campaign office
267
00:08:49,803 --> 00:08:51,970
and start handing out
"just say no" t-shirts.
268
00:08:52,005 --> 00:08:53,271
I cannot thank you enough
269
00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,405
for opening my eyes to this, Erica.
270
00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,774
I hate drugs so [Bleep] much!
271
00:08:57,809 --> 00:08:58,942
[Chuckles]
272
00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,077
But I love you.
273
00:09:00,111 --> 00:09:02,312
Erica had lit a spark in my mom,
274
00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:05,048
and it was about to spread like wildfire.
275
00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:07,884
Hello, and welcome to the
mock presidential debate.
276
00:09:07,919 --> 00:09:09,753
Boy: You suck!
277
00:09:09,787 --> 00:09:11,621
Mike Safris is Reagan.
278
00:09:11,656 --> 00:09:15,125
Erica Goldberg is Miss Walter Mondale.
279
00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:18,928
But before we begin,
we have a special guest
280
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who has forced me to allow her to speak
281
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on behalf of our first lady...
282
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Mrs. Goldberg.
283
00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:26,867
Oh, sweet dear lord in heaven, no.
284
00:09:26,902 --> 00:09:29,269
Look at me, Boopie. I'm
all political. [Chuckles]
285
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,370
That's right... in the
world's most misguided attempt
286
00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,473
to make Erica proud, my mom
had gotten politically active.
287
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,241
Set it up like we rehearsed.
288
00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,243
Way, way too active.
289
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:39,611
Hello, teens.
290
00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:40,779
I'd like to speak to you
291
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,915
about Nancy Reagan's "just say no" campaign
292
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:48,086
through a little role-playing
scenario that I wrote myself.
293
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,355
Hi, popular football player.
294
00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,690
I'm a local tough
295
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:55,760
who slings dope cigarettes
outside this very high school.
296
00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:58,096
Would you like drugs?
297
00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,197
What will I do?
298
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,499
My teenage mind is soft
and easily persuaded
299
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,802
by peer pressure and the need to fit in.
300
00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,270
For the next 35 minutes,
301
00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,905
my mom passionately inhabited the role
302
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,307
of spider the drug pusher in what became
303
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,243
the most embarrassing
moment of my sister's life.
304
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,912
Be cool, Homey.
305
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,115
I've got booger sugar, goofballs, poppers,
306
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:20,919
uppers, downers, ludes,
wammers, and jammers.
307
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,221
What do you say, impressionable teenager?
308
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,556
Let's chase the dragon.
309
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,291
No. I just say no to drugs.
310
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,792
And scene.
311
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:28,660
[Scattered applause]
312
00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,462
Vote Reagan, everyone.
313
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,629
Wow.
314
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,098
Well, thank you very much
for that, Mrs. Goldberg.
315
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:37,836
Unfortunately, uh, we no
longer have time for our debate.
316
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:38,570
What?!
317
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,438
[Cheers and applause]
318
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:42,807
Yep... Erica realized our dad was right.
319
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,343
You never, ever encourage Beverly Goldberg.
320
00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:48,606
After the debate,
321
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,707
Erica thought my mom was
done with her war on drugs.
322
00:10:50,707 --> 00:10:53,474
Unfortunately, she was
just getting started.
323
00:10:53,474 --> 00:10:54,674
Again, nothing.
324
00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:58,144
We have some books, lacrosse
sticks, scissors, glue.
325
00:10:58,144 --> 00:11:00,112
You sad, naive man.
326
00:11:00,146 --> 00:11:01,613
What's this, Keith Richards?
327
00:11:01,648 --> 00:11:03,515
You gonna sniff it so you can trip out?
328
00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:05,016
Would that work?
329
00:11:05,051 --> 00:11:06,918
Mom, what are you doing?
330
00:11:06,953 --> 00:11:08,987
Locker searches? Are you kidding me?
331
00:11:09,021 --> 00:11:11,523
The whole school is calling me a narc.
332
00:11:11,523 --> 00:11:14,124
"Narc" is just another word for "hero."
333
00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:15,224
[Chuckles]
334
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,192
I'm getting involved, just like you said.
335
00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:18,427
I just love politics.
336
00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:20,629
This has nothing to do with politics.
337
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,998
Nancy Reagan isn't running for president.
338
00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:25,367
She's just a clueless housewife, like you.
339
00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:28,804
Now, stop ruining my life and go home!
340
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,939
I think she's on the glue stick.
341
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:34,576
Erica was desperately trying
to crush my mom's enthusiasm.
342
00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:36,078
Be careful with that tape.
343
00:11:36,078 --> 00:11:37,578
It's gonna make my brother famous.
344
00:11:37,578 --> 00:11:39,111
Meanwhile, I was sending off a package
345
00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:40,913
that would crush Barry's dreams.
346
00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:43,616
I hate to break it to
you, but I saw that tape.
347
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:46,752
I-I don't think it shows your
brother in the best light.
348
00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:47,954
Don't worry.
349
00:11:47,988 --> 00:11:50,590
It'll get Barry on
America's greatest TV show.
350
00:11:50,624 --> 00:11:52,091
Just not the one you'd think.
351
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:57,129
We will show no clip before its time.
352
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,530
It's time.
353
00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:00,566
Ohh!
354
00:12:00,566 --> 00:12:03,768
That happy father got
punched in the pistachios
355
00:12:03,803 --> 00:12:06,304
by a toddler for no reason!
356
00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:09,440
This show changes everything
I know about funny.
357
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,007
[Screams]
358
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,208
[Laughs]
359
00:12:12,243 --> 00:12:14,544
Are you sure about this?
360
00:12:14,578 --> 00:12:16,880
I mean, you already got to beat Barry up
361
00:12:16,914 --> 00:12:18,948
in the backyard all afternoon.
362
00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:21,917
Do you really need to
humiliate him on national TV?
363
00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:24,686
One afternoon of hitting him
with a stick doesn't make up
364
00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:27,689
for a lifetime of waffle
bellies and butt hats.
365
00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:30,292
By tomorrow, Barry's
bruises will have healed,
366
00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:32,427
but revenge like this stays forever.
367
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,062
But at what price?
368
00:12:34,097 --> 00:12:35,363
10 grand if I win.
369
00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:37,165
Yo! Ad rock!
370
00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:38,432
How's editing going?
371
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,134
Did you add in those fireballs
372
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,835
and karate-chop sound effects like I asked?
373
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:42,936
Oh, yeah!
374
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,138
It was so good, I already shipped it off.
375
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:46,974
Without even showing it to me first?
376
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:49,376
I didn't have a choice.
The deadline was tomorrow.
377
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,511
Way to think ahead, man!
378
00:12:51,546 --> 00:12:53,347
Once I get on "American Gladiators,"
379
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,515
the meadowbrook mafia will
bow down to my awesomeness
380
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,684
and be forced to give
us our parking lot back.
381
00:12:57,684 --> 00:12:59,518
Sounds like an airtight plan.
382
00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,254
[Sighs] I know I don't say this a lot,
383
00:13:01,288 --> 00:13:03,356
but... You really are a good brother.
384
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,191
You really don't need to thank me.
385
00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:07,126
That's why I decided to
get you a little something.
386
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,160
Here.
387
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,097
That's the first day we ever met.
388
00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,331
Mom and Dad said
389
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:13,933
they were bring to me a
gift back from the hospital,
390
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,567
and it turned out to be you.
391
00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:19,305
You were the greatest gift I ever got.
392
00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:23,375
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
393
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,109
[Chuckles nervously]
394
00:13:25,144 --> 00:13:27,211
That's too nice for the circumstances.
395
00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:28,479
I'm gonna go hang out by the phone
396
00:13:28,514 --> 00:13:29,981
and wait for the gladiators to call.
397
00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:31,616
You're the best, ad rock.
398
00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:34,118
We need to get that tape back.
399
00:13:34,153 --> 00:13:35,953
Adult Adam: While I was
determined to right my wrong,
400
00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:37,655
my mom was determined to show Erica
401
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,657
she was anything but a clueless housewife.
402
00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:40,958
Erica: My God!
403
00:13:40,993 --> 00:13:43,494
What horrible thing is
happening in my house right now?
404
00:13:43,529 --> 00:13:44,595
Something glorious.
405
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:46,931
Your mother is going to single-handedly
406
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,365
get the gipper re-elected.
407
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,068
You can't get Reagan
re-elected just to spite me.
408
00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:52,302
Oh, I can, and I will.
409
00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:54,371
I will change the course of history
410
00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:57,073
just to show you how clue-ful I am.
411
00:13:57,108 --> 00:14:00,243
So you'd turn this great country
into a nightmarish hellscape
412
00:14:00,278 --> 00:14:01,444
just to prove a point?
413
00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:02,345
Oh, yes.
414
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,014
But it will be a magical land
415
00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:07,751
where president Reagan gives
every American free jelly beans,
416
00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:10,821
a world where sons just say no to drugs
417
00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:14,591
and daughters say yes to
respecting their mothers.
418
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,459
You know, for the last two years,
419
00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,662
all I've cared about is boys and clothes
420
00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:20,664
and what my friends think.
421
00:14:20,698 --> 00:14:24,134
And for once, I got excited
about something real.
422
00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:26,036
I thought that I could make a difference
423
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,338
and get people to see the world like I do.
424
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:31,807
But you've proved that I can't
even do that with my own mom.
425
00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:34,543
So... Thanks for ruining
426
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:37,646
the only thing I've cared
about in a long time.
427
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,615
While my mom had realized
just how much she hurt Erica,
428
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:43,251
I was hoping Pops could
help me from hurting Barry.
429
00:14:44,854 --> 00:14:45,987
Oh, thank God.
430
00:14:46,022 --> 00:14:47,422
How did it go at the post office?
431
00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,591
Did you seduce the mail
lady with your charms?
432
00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,692
She was built like a steamer trunk.
433
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,661
I'm not going out that way, kid.
434
00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:55,162
What am I gonna do?
435
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:57,064
I've called Bob Saget a hundred times.
436
00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:58,565
His people are icing me out.
437
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,767
I hate to say it,
438
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:01,468
but I think you're gonna
have to bite the bullet
439
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:02,836
and tell Barry what you did.
440
00:15:02,871 --> 00:15:04,004
I can't do that.
441
00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:06,206
He's your brother. He'll understand.
442
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,042
I will murder your face!
443
00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:11,111
Relax! There's no way Bob
Saget will pick your tape.
444
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,045
All you did was get relentlessly hit
445
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,047
in the nose, head, face, testicles...
446
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,716
oh, God. He is gonna pick it.
447
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,018
That's it! You are no
longer my favorite gift!
448
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,520
Aw, don't say that.
449
00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:23,356
That honor now goes to the
stilts I got for my birthday.
450
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,191
I can't believe you did this to me.
451
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,359
What did you expect?
452
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,327
I was sick of getting dead-legged
453
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,562
and my belly waffled.
454
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,797
It really hurts.
455
00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:33,399
And my skin doesn't bounce
back the way it once did.
456
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,234
But beating you up is our thing!
457
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:38,070
How is violence upon me our thing?
458
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,237
That's how we bond!
459
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,007
What else am I supposed
to do? Give you a hug?
460
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,775
Yes! A hug would be nice!
461
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,278
A hug would feel good on my body!
462
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,914
Nipple cripples are my way
of showing you love, okay?
463
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,115
It's how I hug you.
464
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,350
But after this, I'm never
beating you up again!
465
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,618
Oh, come on.
466
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,520
You don't mean that.
467
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,389
- Give me a nipple cripple.
- Never!
468
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,525
You'll never feel the painful
sting of my touch again.
469
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,128
Now, leave my room quietly and safely.
470
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:10,235
And please... watch your fingers!
471
00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:13,674
Barry would never forgive me
472
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,142
for making a hilarious mockery
of his "gladiator" audition,
473
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,376
but I had a way to change that.
474
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,509
What do you want?
475
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:20,811
Hey.
476
00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:23,046
I know you're mad, and you deserve to be.
477
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,714
But there's something you need to see.
478
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:31,087
Force! Force! Force! Yeah!
479
00:16:31,087 --> 00:16:33,589
Pain! Pain! Pain! Yeah!
480
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:34,657
Yeah!
481
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:37,660
[Grunting]
482
00:16:37,694 --> 00:16:39,461
Yeah!
483
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:41,230
No tennis ball can hurt me!
484
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:41,996
Bring it!
485
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:45,733
Aah!
486
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:47,868
I feel nothing!
487
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:49,403
Look how tough you are, man.
488
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:51,371
If you can take an ass-kicking like this,
489
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,407
I know you can take a
hundred ice-cream boops
490
00:16:54,407 --> 00:16:56,074
from those meadowbrook punks.
491
00:16:56,109 --> 00:16:58,276
You think one video's gonna
change the way I feel about you?
492
00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:00,145
No.
493
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:02,280
But you need to know how I feel about you.
494
00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:03,448
You're the gift.
495
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:06,418
I could have ended up with
any brother in the world,
496
00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:10,955
but mine is loud and tough
and emotionally unstable.
497
00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:13,189
But I wouldn't have it any other way.
498
00:17:14,124 --> 00:17:15,592
Get the JTP on the horn.
499
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:17,560
We got a wawa to conquer.
500
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:20,596
Good heelwork, Millstein-Chang.
501
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:26,702
This is my sack now,
just like this is my wawa.
502
00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:29,337
Well, well. Somebody grew a pair.
503
00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:30,337
[Chuckles]
504
00:17:30,372 --> 00:17:32,406
Yo, Dumb Doug, give me your soft serve.
505
00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,641
Okay, but you owe me 75 cent...
506
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:37,477
looks like someone's
cruisin' for a boopin'.
507
00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:39,679
I'm not afraid of you, Bradley Cooper.
508
00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:41,514
I'm not afraid of anything.
509
00:17:41,549 --> 00:17:42,949
What are you gonna do with that, Goldberg?
510
00:17:42,983 --> 00:17:46,052
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
511
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:48,555
[Baltimora's "Tarzan boy" plays]
512
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,323
Oh, oh, oh, oh
513
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:51,157
Bwaaaaaaah!
514
00:17:51,192 --> 00:17:52,859
Bring the pain!
515
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:54,694
Aaaah!
516
00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:57,296
And bring the pain he did.
517
00:17:57,296 --> 00:17:58,497
Aaaah!
518
00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:00,031
Barry booped, batted, and beat himself up
519
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:01,166
pretty bad that day.
520
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,535
I... Am... Emotionally... Un... Stable!
521
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:04,935
He reclaimed the wawa
522
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,838
using pure strength and unreasonable power.
523
00:18:07,873 --> 00:18:09,173
Get out of here! JTP!
524
00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:11,475
Yep, there was only one
true American gladiator...
525
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,244
Barry Goldberg.
526
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:18,716
Hey, sweetie.
527
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,851
Debate's about to come on TV.
528
00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:21,819
Pass.
529
00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,354
I'm going with Lainey to the mall.
530
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:25,689
I'm sorry, okay?
531
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,758
I went overboard.
532
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,226
Eh...
533
00:18:29,261 --> 00:18:32,796
Y-you know, parents always want
their kids to look up to them,
534
00:18:32,831 --> 00:18:34,831
but you've gotten so smart,
535
00:18:34,831 --> 00:18:36,898
I'm the one who looks up to you.
536
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,000
I just wanted to make you proud.
537
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,535
You do make me proud.
538
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,304
And just because you don't share my opinion
539
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,839
doesn't mean you're wrong.
540
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,140
Even though you are.
541
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,644
Erica: That's right... I will raise taxes,
542
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:53,782
because nothing is free,
except this country...
543
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:57,185
the greatest country in
the whole friggin' universe.
544
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,554
No one was prouder than Beverly Goldberg.
545
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:01,188
Seeing Erica on that stage,
546
00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:03,689
my mom knew there was
no one else in the world
547
00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:06,057
she'd rather look up to.
548
00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:07,658
Night to night
549
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,161
We never found out who
mom voted for that year,
550
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:11,462
but what we do know
551
00:19:11,496 --> 00:19:13,965
is she never needed a cheat sheet again.
552
00:19:13,999 --> 00:19:16,033
Unfortunately, the real election
553
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,336
didn't quite work out the way Erica hoped.
554
00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:19,403
Look at that.
555
00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:21,772
Biggest landslide in U.S. history.
556
00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:24,842
You were right. He should
have lied about taxes.
557
00:19:24,876 --> 00:19:27,778
All that work I put in,
and it was for nothing.
558
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,948
You may have swayed somebody at the debate.
559
00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:33,584
Wait... I got you to vote for Mondale?
560
00:19:33,618 --> 00:19:36,053
Tell me you voted for Mondale!
561
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:37,120
Jungle life
562
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:39,122
You're far away from nothing
563
00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:40,723
Dude! It worked!
564
00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:41,958
We got the wawa back!
565
00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:43,326
Well, glad I could help.
566
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,861
Cool.
567
00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,996
Cool. [Chuckles]
568
00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:51,801
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
569
00:19:51,835 --> 00:19:55,071
Yeah, every family shows
their love in crazy ways.
570
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:58,206
Some brothers give noogies,
wedgies, and waffle bellies,
571
00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,408
ow! Stop! It was a sweet moment!
572
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,475
And some moms take "just say no"
573
00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:04,109
to embarrassing extremes.
574
00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:06,645
Stop showing me love!
Too much love! [Laughs]
575
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,214
Sure, at the time, you
wish they never happened,
576
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:10,650
but later, you look back
and wish you could relive
577
00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:16,021
each and every wonderfully
painful moment one more time.
578
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:21,327
Do you know what I want to talk about?
579
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:25,365
Drugs... it's a ver... very
bad thing to... Deal with.
580
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,300
Here we have drugs.
581
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:32,504
This thing can totally destroy your mind.
582
00:20:32,639 --> 00:20:35,374
It's very bad for you!
583
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,543
Drugs! Drugs!
584
00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:38,544
Drugs.
585
00:20:42,304 --> 00:20:43,037
Aah!
586
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:44,906
He could be seriously hurt right now!
587
00:20:44,906 --> 00:20:46,207
Why am I laughing?
588
00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:49,710
Look at this jamoke!
589
00:20:49,744 --> 00:20:52,579
You don't swing-dance that close to a pool.
590
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:55,582
You got to be a real
putz to get on this show.
591
00:20:56,117 --> 00:20:58,885
I'll bet by now you've
chosen your favorite video,
592
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:00,754
but not so fast, Buster... and Busterettes.
593
00:21:00,788 --> 00:21:02,189
You haven't seen this one.
594
00:21:02,257 --> 00:21:03,724
Stop! Hey! That's too much!
595
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:04,992
[Lisping] I'm biting my tongue!
596
00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:07,260
Ow! My back! Please stop!
597
00:21:07,294 --> 00:21:07,928
Aah!
598
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,763
I wasn't ready!
599
00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:10,363
Ohh!
600
00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:11,330
Is that... ?
601
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,855
Oh my God I need to record
this! I'm gonna record this!
602
00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:17,955
Adam! I'm gonna show you I
love you so hard right now
603
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:22,255
Ohh, look our baby's on TV,
604
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,780
I hope we win money!
605
00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:27,805
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